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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,419 Kane is in the building, nigga... 2 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,057 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 3 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,769 When only heaven's right above it, we on 4 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,063 'Cause we on 5 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,900 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 6 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,405 I'm with Marley G, bro 7 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:40,488 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 8 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,700 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 9 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,707 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 10 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,333 And... 11 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,539 My real friends never hearing from me 12 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:53,752 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 13 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,837 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 14 00:00:56,932 --> 00:01:00,175 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 15 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:03,181 And these days all the girls is down to roll 16 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,264 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 17 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,567 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 18 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,396 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 19 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,676 RICKY: Oh, shit! 20 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:40,927 - Ooh. - Yes, sir. 21 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,476 Yes, sir. I can't thank y'all enough for this shit. 22 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,769 Need to slip my female problems for a few days. 23 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,312 A getaway will do wonders. 24 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,231 Hey, nothing says escape like Sin City. 25 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,400 Ain't gonna be no sinning for me. Too risky. 26 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,103 Tell me about it. I've knocked up my share of showgirls. 27 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,779 I'm sure Spence has snapped one 28 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,823 past the goalie with a cheerleader or two. 29 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,900 Well, you know, it happens to the best of us, boys. 30 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,360 We still need to see a show, 31 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,492 and I hear Britney Spears is a hot ticket. 32 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,789 All I'm hitting is a first-class spa treatment, 33 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,492 followed by a meal fit for a king. 34 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,042 I'll get you into Momofuku. 35 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,086 - Best Asian in town. - Momo-what? 36 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,789 Not before I hit that craps table. 37 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,419 You know I'm sick on those dice. 38 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,795 Not with my money, you not. 39 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,422 - Hold up. - I gotta get to the office. 40 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,753 We're negotiating Travis Scott's residency deal. 41 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,385 Ah, Travis is my boy. Make sure you give him a dab for me. 42 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,262 - What's that? - Never mind. 43 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,802 This is Sara. She'll get you to your suite. 44 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,683 Good luck with the Mayor Meg meeting. 45 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,435 Thank you for setting it up. I'll call you later. 46 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,313 JOE: Oh, God, I hate your fucking guts for not bringing me. 47 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,020 SPENCER: Listen, it's a business trip. It's not a bachelor party. 48 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,401 JOE: Yeah, right, keep telling yourself that one, pal. 49 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,358 Did you tell Anderson yet that God spoke 50 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,944 and told you to Moses a football franchise to the Mojave? 51 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,700 His ass is still raw over Hastings killing his casino idea. 52 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:46,826 He's still down, though. 53 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,954 Don't turn this into a five-day fuckfest, okay? 54 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,876 We got a lot of shit popping off right now. 55 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,498 And not having you isn't gonna make it easy. 56 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,751 Joe, I have all the confidence in the world in you. 57 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,208 Yeah. (PHONE BEEPS) Oh, that's Virginia. 58 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,088 Go fuck yourself! 59 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,170 Hey, I'll be up in a minute. 60 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,175 - What's going on? - Boss man is on the line 61 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,553 and been getting Spencer's voicemail all morning. 62 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,759 Says it's an emergency. 63 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,719 - Yeah, put him through. - Got it. 64 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,307 DALLAS COWBOYS OWNER: Strasmore? 65 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,356 No, it's his partner, Joe Krutel. 66 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,774 How's our favorite Dallas Cowboys executive 67 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:15,942 this fine morning? 68 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,442 Have you seen Vernon Littelfield's recent wardrobe choices on Instagram? 69 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,651 No. What, is he mixing stripes and plaids again? 70 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,236 You clearly don't grasp the gravity of the situation. 71 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,492 I suggest you talk to that young man. 72 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,739 Immediately. 73 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,166 Oh, motherfucker! 74 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,292 (SIGHS) 75 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,748 - Virginia! - Yes? 76 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,631 Get Vern and Reg on the phone for me right now, please. 77 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,553 Sizzle wants an appraisal on his boat. 78 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,425 And Kisan Teague has serious issues... 79 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,929 For the love of all that's holy, Virginia, 80 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,056 get Vern and Reg on the phone right now. 81 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,605 - Joe, Kisan is... - Has issues. I know. 82 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,309 The whole fucking world knows that Kisan Teague has fucking issues. 83 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,064 But right now, Kisan Teague 84 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,987 can Kisan my pasty white ass. 85 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,524 Hey, Kee-san! How are you? 86 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,029 I was just about to call you. 87 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,861 Ah. (CLEARS THROAT) 88 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,036 Everything cool? 89 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,864 Nah. It's Kah-san. 90 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,074 - What did I say? - I need a new fucking agent. 91 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,751 - Oh, yeah, easy. - Yeah, but first, 92 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,953 you can start by dropping them draws, though, 93 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,295 so my boy Cliff 94 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,957 can kiss on that "pasty white ass." 95 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,416 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 96 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,471 No, when I... Whoa. 97 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,548 It's getting a little real, Cliff. 98 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,466 - Blink. - The fucking agent, Joe! 99 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,427 - What the fuck? - Get Jason on the phone? 100 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,603 God! I mean, she's new... 101 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,851 She's not working out. 102 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:36,272 I'm so sorry, Mr. Carter, 103 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,770 the Cousteau Suite is booked, 104 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,898 but the Presidential Suite is even nicer. 105 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,571 Sir, does it have a giant aquarium 106 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,906 with iridescent fish? 107 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,242 Any man with 1,100 catches... 108 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,570 - Whoa! -...and a gold jacket deserves his fish. 109 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,746 1,101, Spence. It's good to see you, man. 110 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,074 - It's good to see you, too. - It's been a minute. 111 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,751 - Yeah, man. - It has been a minute. 112 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,122 Don't melt down, big guy. 113 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,333 -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Hi. - Hi. 114 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,712 - Wow. I haven't seen this one in... - It's been quite some time. 115 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,514 Um, actually, Wayne put you in the Cousteau Suite, 116 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,433 so why don't we just swap rooms? High-class problems? 117 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,181 - You don't mind? - No, I don't mind. 118 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,228 I look more presidential than you, anyway. 119 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,181 Well, that ain't saying much these days. 120 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,982 - I'll catch you later. - Let's do it. 121 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,104 All right, Cris. 122 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,606 Wow, it's nice to see 123 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,562 you're still making huge sacrifices 124 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,069 for the comfort and well-being of others. 125 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,820 I have enough marine life in Miami. 126 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,493 Yeah, how is Miami? 127 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,614 Sexy. 128 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,910 Miami is just beautiful. 129 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,582 - You know how it is. It's... - Yeah. 130 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,295 Wow, so, here. You still work here, huh? 131 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,506 Yes. Yep, l...l do. 132 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,459 Yeah, you got a lot of stuff to do. Go. 133 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,545 Go work, and maybe we'll catch up later. 134 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,800 - I do know where to find you. - Yeah. 135 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,059 - Yeah! - T, hold up, bro. 136 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,935 Man, don't kill my motherfucking joy. 137 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,187 You know I don't gamble. 138 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:04,236 What do you call not wrapping yourjoint before giving Amber a poke? 139 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,064 If you wanna shoot dice, that's fine, but let's be quiet about this. 140 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:10,492 - I'm trying to keep this trip low-key. - Okay, man. Jesus 141 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,616 Come on, fellas, set 'em up. Here we go. 142 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,323 - Yeah, ready? - Welcome, gentlemen. 143 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,748 Give me some scratch, Rick? 144 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,412 Hold on. 145 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,086 -$500? That's light. - That's all you get. 146 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,334 - That's all you get. All you get. - It's Vegas. 147 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:24,790 $500. 148 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,921 Oh, there it is. 149 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,545 Oh, put it right there. Here we go. 150 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,885 - You like this shit, huh? - Grab two, man. 151 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,841 Make this a night to remember. Let's go. 152 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,347 This is why I don't fucking gamble. You know what I'm saying? 153 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,058 Get your head in the game, Greane. 154 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,392 We run this down one time, 155 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,397 then we delete it from our minds forever. 156 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,523 - Cool? - Cool. 157 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,696 All right. 158 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,739 And we are now moving in a new direction. 159 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,567 REPORTER". And what direction is that? 160 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,574 Right there. That's where you lost them. 161 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,826 You paused and looked away before answering the question. 162 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,999 - I was looking for the answer. - Baby, you need to have the answer. 163 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,200 But I didn't have the answer. 164 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,502 Make them think you have the answer. 165 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,293 Look how you're sitting with your shoulders all slumped. 166 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,374 And when you bulge your eyes out like that, 167 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,210 although hilarious and adorable, 168 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,715 it does zilch for your cred. 169 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,384 So, what I'd do right? 170 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,965 Well, you didn't curse or cry, 171 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,596 so that's something to build on. 172 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,221 Baby, when I give my patients bad news, 173 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:24,058 I deliver it as directly and dispassionately as I can. 174 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,357 I'm not cold or cruel, but I don't sugarcoat it. 175 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,064 Charles... 176 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:31,990 You're dying. 177 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,734 I don't like this game. 178 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,944 You just deliver the information and get out, 179 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,781 because chances are you're gonna have to do it over again. 180 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:39,910 See, the problem is 181 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,083 I have no clue as to why we fired our OC. 182 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,334 Doesn't matter. 183 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,955 Time to wipe the slate clean, Greane. 184 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,957 It's a new day for the Black Swan. 185 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,211 (LAUGHS) Wow. 186 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:55,013 Another great drive, Mayor. That's three in a row. 187 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,848 Fifty years of practice pays off. 188 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:59,351 - It's more than I can say for you. - Ah. 189 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,477 You talking about my golf game 190 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,101 or that I want to bring a football team here to Vegas? 191 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,942 It's not easy convincing the taxpayers 192 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,820 and the stadium committee to pay for something they see 193 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,648 as the most expensive tourist trap on the planet. 194 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,699 Okay, well, let me try. All right? 195 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,528 I can alter the perception of Vegas as Sin City, 196 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,698 and what happens in Vegas doesn't need to stay here. 197 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,703 We made a fortune on that slogan. 198 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,244 - You want to change it? - No. No, I don't want to. 199 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,046 I love the slogan, but I want to give it greater context. 200 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,374 I need the league to know there's a lot of good, 201 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,050 hardworking people here in Vegas. 202 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,845 - You know that. - But you're not a local. 203 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,047 What makes you think they're gonna trust you? 204 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,679 I've been doing my off-season training here for years. 205 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,476 Plus, who else are you gonna trust 206 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,351 to push football in Vegas, Siegfried and Roy? 207 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:47,024 Listen, I really, really applaud 208 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,191 your aggressive play. 209 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,144 You're just like you were on the field. 210 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,104 But Councilman Sawyerjust won't budge, 211 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,360 and he's very influential with the committee. 212 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,159 But if by some miracle you can convince him 213 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,487 to use public money to fund the stadium, 214 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,744 you have my support. 215 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,290 Take him to dinner tonight. 216 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,039 - I'll make the introductions. - I love it! Thank you. 217 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,336 Give me some, Mayor. 218 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,710 And I'm gonna find a place with air conditioning. 219 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,054 (PHONE BUZZES) 220 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,397 Fuck this. 221 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,607 JOE". Yo, J., how'd it go with Kisan? 222 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,237 - He's a no-show. - What? 223 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,786 Motherfucker! He said he needed an agent. 224 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,159 He was dying to meet you. He must've got held up. 225 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,035 Yeah, well, I don't like being tested. 226 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,868 I don't like waiting, especially for a running back. 227 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,255 So I'm ghost. You solve that shit for Vern? 228 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,173 JOE: Yeah, I'm on my way right now. 229 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,170 All right, pick up the pace, Joe-Joe. 230 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,298 If those pictures start to get reposted, 231 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,878 Vern's in deep shit. 232 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,422 (HORNS HONKING) 233 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,632 (TIRES SCREECHING) 234 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,137 Fuck! 235 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,100 Hey, Yo. my man. 236 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,309 You lost? 237 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,481 Uh... 238 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,439 No. I'm waiting for my friend, Kisan Teague. 239 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,316 - You know him? - No, no. 240 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,817 I'm from Palm Beach, brother. 241 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,866 - Okay. - Hey, can I borrow $5? 242 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,871 We low on gas and I, uh... (CHUCKLES) 243 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,618 I forgot my wallet at home. 244 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,001 Yeah, uh... 245 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:32,879 Here's $40. 246 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,752 It's all I got, so fill her up. 247 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,426 Oh, man, thanks. Hey, yo, yo, yo. 248 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,517 - Can I borrow that phone? - Come on, man. 249 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,307 The phone's my life. My entire business depends on it, 250 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,981 so, no, you can't borrow my phone. 251 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,683 (GUN CLICKS) 252 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:54,976 It's gonna be the phone 253 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,607 or it's gonna be something else. 254 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,780 You're fucking with me, right? 255 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,281 Like, this is Kisan just trying to put my feet to the fire or something? 256 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,112 I told you, don't know no Kisan. 257 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,036 Look. 258 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,002 It's 500 bucks. 259 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,000 No phone. It's final offer. 260 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,379 Have a nice day, bitch! Let's roll. 261 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,928 My friend, you're caught in a fucking shit show. 262 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,184 Yeah, I need to figure out who's directing it. 263 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,390 No, we have to figure out who's loyal to you. 264 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,772 Well... 265 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,648 I guess the easy answer is Siefert. 266 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,356 I mean, he did bring me back for that last season. 267 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,691 Then again, he also unceremoniously cut me. 268 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,026 He hired you to ride his hip in front office. 269 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,657 Yeah, and I got to admit, 270 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,830 I loved this job as much as playing the game. 271 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,373 You're still playing the game. 272 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,246 Feels better on your body on Mondays. 273 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,999 You're in a different type of trench now, front office politics. 274 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,126 Can't just assume it was Siefert who cut you. 275 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,302 He could've been covering for somebody. Just saying. Maybe... Berg. 276 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,970 Berg shot it straight with me ever since he got there. 277 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,424 My thing is I've already seen one coach get fired. 278 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,474 I don't want to see it happen to him, too. 279 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,177 Until you guys beat the Patriots, 280 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,978 nobody in that building is safe. 281 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,977 Not the head coach, not the GM, not you. 282 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,150 Fuck, your parking lot attendant's not safe. 283 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,649 Listen, the walls in that building have ears. 284 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,030 Maybe not as big as those, but they got ears. 285 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,153 It's my job to listen to those walls. 286 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,360 I got that covered. You just watch your back. 287 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,570 - Got me? You got it. - Thanks, Glaze. 288 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,706 Dallas is freaking out about you guys promoting a weed company. 289 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,368 High Powered is a cannabis company. 290 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,702 Potato, potato. 291 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,914 What the fuck is this? 292 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,623 A big-ass sack of "potahtoes." 293 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,795 Uh-huh. 294 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,634 All right. 295 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,596 - Mother of God. - Exactly. 296 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,975 200K to wear a damn T-shirt and hat. 297 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,393 You and Spence didn't get Vern 298 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,063 one single endorsement deal, so I did. 299 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,727 Well, I got news for you, Reg. 300 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,604 Vern's not a quarterback. 301 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,436 - And he's not JJ or Suh. - Yet. 302 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,691 And even if he were, 303 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,939 Mickey D's isn't handing out endorsement deals 304 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,899 to a DT tied to a weed company. 305 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,780 Man, I told your ass it's cannabis. 306 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,362 Nobody gives a fuck about the semantics, Reg! 307 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,830 Cannabis makes weed, weed makes people high. 308 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,533 That makes the team and the league 309 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,867 very fucking nervous. 310 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,828 It's hypocritical as hell, I know, 311 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,253 but that's the way it is. 312 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,048 So, please, let us get you into something 313 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,796 a little less polarizing, huh? 314 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,878 I got a new client with a cutting-edge virtual reality company. 315 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,718 We're more down with real reality. 316 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,218 Now, do your fucking job and put this through the wash. 317 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,519 Aah! 318 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:36,888 (ALL CHEERING) 319 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,566 - What do you think, RJ? - You know what I'm thinking. 320 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,063 Take the odds behind the line... 321 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,736 - For 40 dimes. -40 dimes. 322 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,647 I'd put a mil on the come-up, 323 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,152 let it fly like a real nigga. 324 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,859 Man, listen to the pro. Don't listen to no Joe, man. 325 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,035 I told you about Joe shit. Watch your mouth. 326 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,533 I can relate to that, though. 327 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,113 - Ricky, relate to this. - Bam! 328 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,917 I gotta go with RJ. In RJ we trust, baby. 329 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,414 What's up? Blow on them, baby. 330 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,744 - Here we go. - Let's get it. 331 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,920 Tuition paid! 332 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,505 Yeah! 333 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,832 That's how you do it! 334 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,463 SPENCER: Playing already? 335 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,220 - Man, our boy on fire. - He's actually playing? 336 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,797 Yeah. He up, like, half a mil. 337 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,099 He keeps this up, you ain't got to pay him back 338 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,301 the $5 mil you owe him. 339 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,760 Man, come get in this bitch. 340 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,186 Okay, let's do this. 341 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,605 - Here we go. - What you got? 342 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,683 -$2,000 on the field of dreams. -(CHEERING) 343 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,813 Yeah, bitch! 344 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,360 This is your getaway. 345 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,984 - This is your getaway. My lucky charm. - All right. 346 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,407 - Come on, Ricky J., a little blessing. -lgotyou. 347 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,950 - Here we go. - Hold your breath. 348 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,119 Sexy motherfucker up in this. 349 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,537 (CROWD CHEERING) 350 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,958 - Yes. - Hey, run that back, bruh. 351 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,956 - Here we go, here we go. - Black. 352 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,584 A sexy and smart motherfucker takes his money and run. 353 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,540 - I'm out. Deuces. - That ain't sexy, man! 354 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,342 - Get out of here. - That is not sexy. 355 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,256 Of all the casinos in all the world, 356 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,889 you walk into this one. 357 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,558 It's not like it's my first time. 358 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,556 It's your first time in over five years. 359 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,310 I figured you'd be running Viacom by now. 360 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,733 It's hard to leave when Wayne keeps promoting me. 361 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,231 - You guys working on something? - Yeah. 362 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,317 I'm gonna bring pro football to Vegas. 363 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,648 (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) 364 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,775 You and everyone else. 365 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,657 Well, everyone else doesn't have Mayor Rosen's support. 366 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,289 Wow, you're working fast. 367 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,871 Just like our first date. 368 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,666 That was the best 97 seconds of your life. 369 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,917 (BOTH LAUGHING) 370 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,960 Ugh... 371 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,881 So, if I hadn't caught you in check-in, 372 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,967 were you gonna look me up or try and duck me? 373 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,304 When you were down in Miami breaking new ground on Wayne's hotel, 374 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,805 did you try and look me up? 375 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,101 I sure as hell didn't. 376 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,976 Why not? 377 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,315 You better make it a quickie, 378 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,321 'cause my girls are waiting for me. 379 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,570 Well, you better call and ask for forgiveness, 380 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,526 'cause you're about to be late as fuck. 381 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,781 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 382 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,198 I've got five years of fantasies about you 383 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,624 I'm about ready to roll out. 384 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,914 Then what the fuck are you waiting for? 385 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,798 Your girls can wait, by the way. 386 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,929 -(GIGGLES) - Don't even put me on the clock. 387 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,860 Yo, best agent in Miami. 388 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,980 - What's up, boy? - I want my money back. 389 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,485 What are you talking about? 390 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,658 You know, with your shitty gangbanger image, 391 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,611 you need me a lot more than I need you, 392 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,914 so remember, next time you make someone wait in the park for an hour 393 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,287 and then send your homeboys up there to rob him. 394 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,496 What, you got robbed? 395 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,294 Yeah. Don't play dumb. 396 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,791 - Hey, watch your mouth. - Yeah. 397 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,089 Have some brussels sprouts. They're delicious. 398 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,211 Come on, man, look. 399 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,509 I couldn't make that meet 'cause my niece got sick. 400 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,883 Honest to God, I had to pick her up from school. 401 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,805 What the guy look like? You get a look? 402 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,099 L...l know better than to eyeball a stickup man. 403 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,143 He was in a green Cutlass, Kisan. 404 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,851 Let's take a ride, huh? 405 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,059 Come on, man, fuck the brussels sprouts. Damn! 406 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,524 Wow, beautiful. 407 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,744 Yeah, well, you can call it that, I guess. 408 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,705 Shit, Bob, ldidn't even think to ask you. 409 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,453 Do you even like Asian fusion? 410 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,206 Oh, is that what they call this stuff? "Asian fusion"? 411 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,836 - Yeah... -(LAUGHS) 412 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,210 Cut that bird! What the hell do you think we are? 413 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,041 A bunch of Neanderthals around here? 414 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,751 I fucking love this place. 415 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,256 (BOTH LAUGHING) 416 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,346 All right. Well, you know what? Cheers. 417 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,799 - All right. - Cheers to keeping an open mind 418 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,850 and the promise of the public interest. 419 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,643 Now... Now hold on just a second. 420 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,016 You expect me to believe that you wanna bring 421 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,852 a team here for the public interest? 422 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,438 - Is that so hard? - Well, now, son, people around here 423 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,274 don't want their tax dollars going to cover half a stadium 424 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,325 so some rich assholes can get even richer. 425 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,528 But think about all the jobs it's gonna create. 426 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,703 But at what cost? 427 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,157 It might even take money away from other programs. 428 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,868 But, Bob, it's also gonna create a lot of opportunities. 429 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,044 It's gonna make people stay here till Monday 430 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:13,214 and not try and fly out early Sunday morning like everybody does. 431 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,043 If they're sober enough to catch their flights, that is. 432 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,052 I gotta tell you something. 433 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,130 I'm surprised you're opposed to this, man. 434 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,550 You must be a soccer guy. 435 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,185 Arsenal. That's my guess. 436 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,766 Nah, we like to stack our odds 437 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,273 a little bit in our favor, if you know what I mean. 438 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:38,106 But then again, you probably don't know because after all, you are a tourist. 439 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,907 I'll show you a fucking tourist. 440 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,427 - Listen, listen. - Hell, yeah! What? What? 441 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,548 We're there. 442 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,382 - Do not give this stack back. - The fuck you talking about? 443 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,932 - What you think? - Time to walk. 444 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,260 You know me. I ain't even check out these chips! 445 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,471 - Don't listen to that nigga. - We wideouts. 446 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,306 We ain't afraid to go across the middle. 447 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,515 Listen to RJ, man. 448 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,568 Let's take this and go to Sapphire's and blow it the right way. 449 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,145 The plan worked. Don't deviate. 450 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,729 - Don't deviate! - Deviate. 451 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,361 Who wants to see me push these motherfucking chips in? 452 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,908 That's what I'm talking about! 453 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,202 Oh, my God. Dice, please. I'm pushing them in. 454 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,701 There we go, baby. What's up? Blow on them, baby. 455 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,078 - Here we go. - All right. 456 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,330 Championship, championship, championship. 457 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,036 Come on, Trav, what we got, baby? 458 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,336 - Straight up! - Come on! 459 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,674 - Fuck! - Damn, man! 460 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,468 - Fuck. - Catch you next time, Rick. 461 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,840 - Where you going, RJ? - Fuck. 462 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,513 Hey, man, that ain't on me, bro. 463 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,306 RJ, you gonna leave...Trav. 464 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,849 I wanna sign for another mil. 465 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,017 Rick. Rick! 466 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,310 - Just chill out. - Come on! 467 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,603 I need more chips, Jimmy. 468 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,306 - A million dollars? - Now, please. 469 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,561 Now, please. 470 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,308 (ENGINE REVVING) 471 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,405 That's Max-D, "Monster Jam" fans. 472 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,613 Give it up! 473 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,825 _H€Y- _H6Y- 474 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,997 Thank you for these passes. I appreciate it. 475 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,620 You know, your girls are clutch. 476 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,702 Yeah, don't expect them to blow this guy. 477 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,082 Kelly's got daddy issues, 478 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,254 but it'd be wrong to take advantage of that. 479 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,376 Completely. 480 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,709 - He thinks I'm full of shit. - Yeah? 481 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,635 - Was he wrong about that? - Absolutely. 482 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,589 I bring football to these fans, it'll mean the world to them. 483 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,094 And I'm gonna make it happen. 484 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,929 (SIREN WAILING) 485 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,935 That's the car, right? 486 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,062 - Come on. - There he go. 487 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,238 Oh, K. Teague! You back in Smog City, baby? 488 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,363 (LAUGHS) 489 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,570 What it do, homie? 490 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,825 - All good, baby. - All right. 491 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,531 I got a friend I want you to meet. 492 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,740 - Oh, yeah? - Yo, Jason. 493 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,166 Get your ass over here, nigga. 494 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,415 Oh, who this, your accountant? (LAUGHS) 495 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,837 No, man, this might be my new agent right here. 496 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,710 - Okay. - Jason, meet Leonard. 497 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,759 - Hi, Leonard. - What's up, man? 498 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,552 I forgot. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 499 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,254 Y'all two met each other already. 500 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,760 - Somewhere. Where was it? - Oh, yeah, Palm Beach. 501 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,683 Palm Beach! You remember that shit? 502 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,352 Palm Beach, that's right. 503 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,224 Give the man back his roll. 504 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,815 Give him his shit. Give him his money. 505 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,017 Come on. 506 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,567 I ain't know he was with you, KT. 507 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,065 - That's bullshit. - Yo, man. 508 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,985 That's cool, that's cool. 509 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,736 This is short $40. The gas money. 510 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,537 - Dude, that was a gift. - Right. 511 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,826 Okay, look here. 512 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,283 Give the man back the fucking cheese 513 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,460 or me and the boys are gonna go Giancarlo Stanton on your Cutlass. 514 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,046 A'ight? It's up to you. Make a decision. 515 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,464 - Like that, man? - Like that. 516 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,758 And this time you'll hand it to him like a man. 517 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,926 Can you do that? 518 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,132 All right, brother. 519 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,515 - Here you go. - Man! 520 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:52,683 - Oh, wow. - No, no, no. 521 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:53,851 He has butter fingers. 522 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,895 - That wasn't on me. - Don't worry about it. 523 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,437 - You got it? - He got his money. 524 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,436 - Don't worry about it, right? - All right. 525 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,939 Have a nice drive back to Palm Beach, bitch. 526 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,861 - Oh, I'm a bitch? - You my man, Leonard. 527 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,152 Man, what the fuck, man? 528 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,743 - KT, come on. - Fuck that piece of shit. 529 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,449 Ah, there it is. Now, how about this, girls? 530 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,375 Turn around, put your hands around him. 531 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,792 I need you to hold him, now. 532 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,377 There it is. 533 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,875 Move your hand to the left. 534 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,173 Make sure we got a nice, clear shot of the logo. 535 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,295 There we go. 536 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,377 Annie Leibovitz ain't got shit on you, Reg. 537 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,927 Come on, talk to me, somebody. 538 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,597 Ladies, y'all wanna come in for milk and cookies after? 539 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,426 Only if they're chocolate chip. I don't fuck with oatmeal. 540 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:36,848 Excuse me, ladies. 541 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,020 - Okay. - Thank you. 542 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,188 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 543 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,310 What up, Chuck? 544 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,562 What's going on, Vernon? 545 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,234 - Good to see you. - You, too, dawg. 546 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,355 - Ladies. - Hey. 547 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,278 I like the sled, Joey. You going green? 548 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,282 - No, no, you're going green. - Uh-huh, 'cause that's your new sled. 549 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,986 Courtesy of my friends down at Tropical Chevrolet, 550 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,117 who, Mr. Vernon Littelfield, 551 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,619 defensive tackle star of the Dallas Cowboys, 552 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,997 will be endorsing on TV later this month. 553 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,202 -(LAUGHS) - For real? 554 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,379 All you gotta do is drop the cannabis thing, 555 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,626 sign on the dotted line, 556 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,129 that car and a quarter mil is yours. 557 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,254 A quarter mil. 558 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,633 - They're paying 250? - In cash. 559 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,590 - Cash. - Let's see the contract. 560 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,768 Urn, the ink's not dry, you know. 561 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:20,730 - How about the cash? - Yeah. 562 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,187 We should have that end of business tomorrow. 563 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,769 Yeah, or the day after that at the very latest. 564 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,400 Chuck, didn't you used to work at a car dealership? 565 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:29,989 Yeah. 566 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,320 You just bought this shit off a lot. 567 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,243 - How dare you accuse us of lying. - Wow. 568 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,570 That's what it feels like. 569 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,247 I had to pull some major strings to get this deal clone. 570 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,076 You were a fucking salesman, Charles, not the goddamn CEO. 571 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,835 - Oh, wow. - I was a manager. 572 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,458 Look, y'all, the ride is tight 573 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,414 and we all about helping Mother Nature, 574 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,998 but we believe in High Powered. 575 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,754 Yeah, because you're fucking stoned 576 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,631 if you don't walk away from that shit. 577 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,714 Hey, Vernon, on the real, the word is out all around the league. 578 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,470 They're telling us to keep our guys away from that green. 579 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,143 High Powered ain't about blazing. 580 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,721 These cannabinoids they're making, are the real deal. 581 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,182 CBD's made Vern's Achilles rehab five times faster 582 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,358 and helped him come back stronger than ever. 583 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,402 - Like a beast. - Oh, my God. 584 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,446 Seriously, you're gonna stand here 585 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,648 and look us in the eyes with a straight face, 586 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,654 say that this isn't about getting stoned? 587 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,577 It's absolutely not about getting lit. 588 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:17,870 (LIGHTER CLICKS) 589 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,414 God damn it. 590 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,829 Uh, though me and Nate still do partake in that aspect. 591 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:30,800 (ENGINES REVVING) 592 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,850 - Cheers. - Cheers. 593 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,354 This authentic enough for you, Bob? 594 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,815 Well, it's getting there. 595 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,400 Okay, I'll take that. 596 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,360 CRAIG: ...It's an honor to have 597 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,609 one of our favorite sons in the crowd tonight. 598 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,943 Give a warm welcome home to former I V resident 599 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,700 and future Hall of Fame linebacker, Spencer Strasmore! 600 00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,743 (CROWD CHEERING) 601 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,288 SPENCER: Thank you. 602 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,416 CRAIG: Get down here, check out the trucks. 603 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,587 I'm coming down. 604 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,039 Excuse me for a second, Bob. 605 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,296 The emcee is an old poker. 606 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,839 - You guys have fun. - We will. 607 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,215 - Could you, um... - Mmm-hmm. 608 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,139 Oh, hey, his name's Craig, by the way. 609 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,138 - And you can thank me later tonight. - You're the best. 610 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,639 (CROWD CHEERING) 611 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,645 My man. All right. 612 00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,568 It's good to have you back in town. 613 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,144 It is great to be back here. 614 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,150 Las Vegas, my home away from home. 615 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,481 What do you say, Vegas? 616 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,192 (CROWD CHEERING) 617 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,194 Hey, I want a big shout-out to the upper deck... 618 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,700 my girl, Chloe, and my man, 619 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,406 that's Councilman Big Bob Sawyer. 620 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,082 Big Bob, yeah! 621 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,205 What you got lined up next? 622 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,833 Craig, I got a lot of things lined up here in Vegas, 623 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:52,756 but the one thing I wanna do first is I wanna get inside 624 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,504 one of these monster trucks. 625 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,336 Hell, yeah! I wanna see that, Spence! 626 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,886 I don't wanna drive any truck, 627 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,807 I wanna drive the 11-time world champion, Max-D. 628 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:02,975 Yeah! 629 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,099 What do you think about that, Las Vegas? 630 00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:07,977 - This ain't you, Rick. - What the hell is me, T.? 631 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,355 People got no idea what's going on in my head, just the way I like it. 632 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:12,731 This is crazy, man. 633 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,353 It's already been laid. 634 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,190 Ain't no backing out now. Give me some luck. 635 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,567 - Luck. - I can't, man. You on your own. 636 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,117 You on your own with this one. 637 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,036 Fuck,dude. 638 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:30,453 (SIGHS) 639 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,255 Are you sure you've done this before? 640 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,633 Yeah. Come on, Grave Digger, 2012. 641 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,884 I was behind that wheel. 642 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,214 I know what I'm doing. 643 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,925 - Keep it around 10 mph. - All right. 644 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,135 When you hit the lip, you'll get a greatjump 645 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,516 and the fans will go crazy. 646 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,188 - Yeah. - Don't be a hero. 647 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,561 This ain't my first barbecue, Tom. (LAUGHS) 648 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,027 CRAIG: Here he goes, "Monster Jam" fans. 649 00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,239 Let's go, Spence! 650 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,318 (ENGINE REVS) 651 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,912 He can drive that truck. 652 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,549 (CROWD CHEERING) 653 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:26,846 Yeah! 654 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,771 - Come on, Spence. - Come on, get it. Come on, son! 655 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,452 (CROWD GASPING) 656 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,543 He's moving. 657 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,920 Come on, nice and easy. 658 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,135 No extinguisher. We're all right. 659 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,711 Be careful. Pull him out. 660 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,138 - CRAIG: He's okay, everyone. -(CROWD CHEERING) 661 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,557 I knew he was gonna be okay. I knew it. 662 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,975 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 663 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,268 That was pretty hairy, Spence. 664 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,194 What are you gonna do for an encore? 665 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,647 Well, what do you think about this, Craig? 666 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,067 I'm gonna bring a professional football team 667 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:28,530 here to the great fans of Las Vegas! 668 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,206 - Yeah! -(CROWD CHEERING) 669 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,492 CRAIG: One more time, Las Vegas. 670 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,544 - Let's hear it for Spencer Strasmore! - Whoo! 671 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,663 He's definitely growing on me. 672 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,378 Yeah, he's growing on me, too. 673 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,550 (LAUGHS) 50984

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