All language subtitles for Ballers S03E1

Kane is in the building, nigga...

Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top

When only heaven's right above it, we on

'Cause we on

Who else is really trying to fuck
with Hollywood Cole?

I'm with Marley G, bro

Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows

And I wanna tell you
something that you probably should know

This that
Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow

And...

My real friends never hearing from me

Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me

That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused

Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos

And these days
all the girls is down to roll

I hit the strip club
and all them bitches find the pole

Plus, I been sippin'
So this shit is movin' kinda slow

Just tell my girl
to tell her friend that it's time to go

I'm open.

Let's go, Spence. D up! D up, baby!

-(GRUNTS)
- Oh, come on!

You're gonna get hurt, Chuck.

That shit did hurt. It's a foul.

That wasn't no foul.
That's a clean rip.

- Our ball.
- Wow.

It's always your ball.

Right. Game point, motherfuckers.

- Let's go.
- What's wrong with him?

You know what? Lock up.

- Back me up.
- I got it.

Step out.
I got the help in the middle.

- I got the help.
- D up. Help me.

Splash! Splash!

- Game.
- Man, that's a charge.

That was a charge!

- My house, my call.
- For real?

- Fuck out of my face.
- Always cheating, man.

- I'm gone.
- What?

Yeah, me, too, man. Let's go, Reg.

- Fuck this game.
- Yeah, fuck this game.

Eat your Wheaties. What you
complaining about? You on my team.

- This motherfucker is my ride.
- I'm out of here.

Great game, son.

Thank you, Dennis.
Thank you very much.

Thank you, Rick.

- Loving the pad, man.
- Yeah?

- Hope it's got an infirmary.
- And a full rehab center.

Might need to add a nursery.

What are you talking about?

You remember Amber?

Shorty with the Pac tattoo? Yeah.

Yeah. She's late.

At least I think she is.
She won't call me back.

It makes sense why you're
playing like Draymond Green out there.

I ain't ready for no kid, Spence.

I mean, even if I was,
I wouldn't want one with her.

I mean, she bad as hell and all,

but stability is not her specialty.

I told you a thousand times, Ricky,

you got to cover that little man up.

I thought I did.
I can't remember when I didn't.

Besides, you always bag it?

No, but my pullout
is straight 100, brother.

Come on, man, you ain't never hit
the bull's-eye, not once?

- Never.
- Damn, that's crazy.

Are you sure you got swimmers?

Shit.

I mean, seriously,
how do you know?

How we looking
with that new deal, though?

- We're looking good, man.
- Yeah?

- We were all over New England.
- The hell I'm talking about.

I love when a manager's
ahead of the game.

That other thing?

Don't worry about that.
I'll take care of it.

You promised full payment
of the five mil the first year.

I'm on schedule.
I'm gonna pay you back.

Morning, boss.

There's my man crush Monday!

What the fuck? You okay?

No, I'm not okay.
I'm a little strung out today.

Oh, really? I take it the pick-up game
at Ricky's wasn't relaxing?

Well, he wants to know
how we're looking

with paying back the fucking loan.

Oh, Jesus...

You ever hear that old saying,

"Never lend friends and family money"?

- Yeah.
- Well, maybe the more important adage

-should be don't fucking take it.
- Yeah, okay.

I got three months to
make good on my word.

And I plan on doing so.

Told you not to promise.

Steph Curry's on line 1 for you.

Steph Curry. MVP.

- MVP.
- Take it.

Steph Curry.

The baby-faced assassin.
What's going on, brother?

What up,
Spency-Spence-Spency-Boo?

What's going on?

Hey, me and Ayesha
got a couple of days off.

We're going down to
the Albany in the Bahamas.

Hey, Spence.
Grab a girl, come with us.

Hey. Well, I'll tell you
right now, Ayesha,

I'm a little light on
travel companions these clays.

Spence, don't play me.

I saw you on your game the other night

at International Smoke.

Buy one, get one,
Hot Wing Tuesday.

Or in your case,
Hot Girl Tuesday.

- I never forget.
- Ha. Gotcha.

Nothing gets past my girl
at that restaurant.

No, I heard that.
But, brother, I am in time-out.

It's a very sad but true story.

Hey, well, we'll be
in Miami for the night.

We should get together
and do something.

Love to.
Name the time and place.

We can even talk
some business, too.

You know, my Slyce
digital media company.

Love it. I'm beyond excited.
I will see you tonight.

You, hit me when you touch down.

- Safe travels.
- All right, my man.

You thought it was a date night.

Just trying to get you
in the mile-high club.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I didn't know you knew
Steph Curry.

I know a lot of guys
you don't know that I know.

I've been chasing after Steph for years.

He'd be the perfect guy to
build our hoops business around.

Ah, so this is the next step
in your global domination.

Well, it's all
about expansion, Joe.

It'll be a good opportunity for us

to pay back Ricky and Vernon
before the end of Q4.

You don't have to justify it to me.

We're both big boys
with big appetites and big balls.

It's just that yours are
a little bit bigger than mine.

I'm gonna take
these big, heavy nuts

and go over
to Anderson's office and loop him in.

Have fun.

It's that time
of the year again, folks.

Since the Chargers...

You don't wait for a response

before entering the boss's office?

Partner, Mr. Anderson.

Junior partner, Spencer.

Hey, what do you think of all this
NFL expansion talk?

I think it's a big opportunity
for anybody to get their hands into it.

Really?

Mexico, China.

They're really gonna send
the Jaguars to London?

No. Doubtful. Not with Brexit.

Huh.

Who would have thought

such a barbaric business
could be so sophisticated?

Yeah, it's a high-stakes
business, Mr. Anderson.

The future of these cities
depends on it.

Just like the future of ASM depends on
the moves we make here at home.

And what kind of moves
are you thinking of, Spencer?

Steph Curry.

He's flying in and, urn,

I thought we'd have dinner
with him tonight.

I have a dinner tonight
with Wayne Hastings, so no can do.

- Sorry.
- The casino guy?

"The" casino guy, Spencer.

One Wayne Hastings
is worth 10 Steph Currys.

- Believe me.
- Okay, well,

we're not in the casino business.

We're in the sports business.

Well, actually, we are
in whatever business

I want to be in.

See, I have
a different vision for us,

and that involves
a magical little oasis

in the middle of the desert
known as Las Vegas.

I've been after this Wayne Jr.
prick-fuck-cocksucker

for, like, decades to sell me a stake

in his gaming empire,
and his father before him.

Remember, house always wins.

And I want a wing in that mansion.

Athletes and gambling,
it just... doesn't fit.

Well, it fits for me.
You'll make it work.

(CHUCKLES) Mr. Anderson, I seem
to remember way back when,

when you said you would be
nothing but supportive of us

and you said that you would be
a strategic partner for us.

You even happened to say
that you would be a closer.

I need you to help me
close Steph Curry.

You know what?
We can help each other out.

You use your charms,
help me close Wayne Hastings,

and I will close the two-time MVP.

- Done.
- Good.

Bring him to dinner tonight, 7:00.

- You got it. We'll be there.
- Oh, and, Spencer?

Remember, you may have goals,

but I have...

bigger ones.

Hey, hey, there he go.

- What up, Chuck?
- This our year, Lonnie.

- I'm telling you.
- Yes, you tell it.

CHARLES: Hey, Jack Moore.
How's the off-season?

- You have a good one?
- No, I didn't.

- Oh.
- I guess that's still going.

What's that mean?

It means Siefert's speech
about family and loyalty

was bullshit.

You got fired?

What gave it away?

The cardboard box
with all my stuff in it?

I'm sorry, Jack.

I didn't mean to sound insensitive.

Man, there's no room
for sensitivity here.

But don't sweat it.
You Siefert's boy.

You got nothing to worry about.

How you figure that?

He plucks you from the trash pile

and moves you to the front office?

Must be a reason for that, no?

Uh...

Have a great season, Charles.

Yo, man, look what
the tooth fairy dropped off.

Who lost a tooth?
I didn't lose no tooth.

This shit is dope.

It's soft as fuck, man.
It feels better than cotton.

Yo, man, feel this shit.

Damn. This is good quality.

But I wasn't expecting
nothing like this.

What's wrong with it?

I mean, this shit is cool, Reg,

but it's a little in-your-face.

Yeah, 200 grand in your face.

I don't know, Reg.

Maybe we should ask Spence.

What the fuck for, man?

We know Spencer's Dr. No.
What's the point?

- Maybe you're right.
- Of course I'm right.

We're not doing wrong
but looking out for ourselves.

Now, if we don't do it,
who the fuck gonna do it?

Spencer would.

He right about that.

Man, who the fuck asked you?

Make a sandwich or some shit.

We gonna do this shit
or what, man?

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Amber!

Amber! (KNOCKING)

Why ain't you returning
any of my calls?

Because I don't wanna talk to you.

Don't you think you...

don't you think
you need to talk to me,

given your situation?

- My situation?
- Yeah.

Don't you mean
our situation, asshole?

Hey, no need
to get excited, all right?

I just wanna know,
are you or aren't you?

So, you aren't here
because you actually care

about me or your unborn child.

You only give a damn
about yourself.

- So that's a yes.
- That's a no, loser.

So you can stop your recon mission.

Oh, you think you're relieved.

(SCOFFS) Well, I'm relieved, too,

because you're not exactly
my top choice of baby daddy.

Oh? Who'd top me?

Oh, let's see. There's, uh...

there's Jimmy
who walks my dogs.

There's Roger
who bags my groceries.

Hell, I'd take TTD
if he'd stop blazing.

You're lying.

I never lie.

Whoa, whoa.
Look, I'm sorry, all right?

I know I came off like an asshole.

Truth is I do care.

And I would care
if you were carrying my baby.

You swear?

I swear.

Okay.

I take back
what I said, too, then.

Good.

You look good.

You look good.

Everything looks great, Spencer.

- Hey.
- How's the mobility?

I feel great.
I might suit back up again.

(CHUCKLES) Pain?

Uh, 2 out of 10.

Cut way back on the Vikes.

- Mm, great news.
- Yeah.

Yeah, and, hey, thanks
for making me go bionic.

- My pleasure.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Anything else bothering you?

Well, um, it's kind of delicate.

Not your field.

Never stopped you before.
(CHUCKLES)

Lay it on me.

We'll see what I can do.

All right. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

It's the, um...

it's the area between my hips.

I see.

Erectile dysfunction?
Urinary incontinence?

God, no. Come on, Doc.
Hey. (CHUCKLES)

It's, um, fertility.

Are you trying to
get someone pregnant?

Nope, not even in a conversation.

Then what's the issue?

Ineverhave.

No close calls?

Nope. I mean, all these years,

I thought I was a master
at precision timing, but, um,

it seems like that might not
be the case, and, uh,

-it's got me thinking.
- About?

Fatherhood.

I mean, I might not
be ready for it now, but...

one day down the line,
I might want to plant a seed.

And... And as any good farmer
will tell you,

you plant a seed
and nothing grows,

it's just a real fucking bummer.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Completely understood.

You're in luck.

There's a fertility doctor
just down the hall.

Dr. Dester's one of the finest around.

Let me see if I can
get you in there.

Right now?

Okay, I'll just tell it to you

like you would tell it
to a rookie.

All right? Set it straight.

It's time to downsize.

Downsize what?

House, for one.

- I got three houses.
- There you go. Exactly.

You got three houses.

Now, I know that you can play
for 10 more years.

-20.
- I have zero doubts about that.

But at some point,
it's gonna end, right?

You got three houses.
Just dump two of 'em

I'm not dumping my Miami
or my Scottsdale house.

Why? They're both
warm weather places.

Yeah, but one's wet
and one's dry.

I need that shit.
It's like a steam and sauna.

To exfoliate my skin.
Keep the elasticity.

- That's the trick?
- That's the trick.

Uh, okay, what about
the Baltimore house, then?

I ain't dumping
my Baltimore house, man.

That city been good to me.

Yeah, stay loyal to the community.

- Exactly.
- You're an adult.

You need to make
tough adult choices now.

So, you need to decide

whether you want
a lot of space now

or a little bit less space,
but for a lot longer.

-(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
- Entrez.

Ah, Sir Charles.

Heard you been waiting
to see me all day.

What's on your mind?

So, I ran into Jack Moore
this morning.

How was he?

He was fired.

Yes, he was, Charles.

We're making moves.

Heading in a nouvelle direction,

as they say.

Anything I need to know about?

I'm teaching myself French.

You know that "no" means
the same in French and English?

Same as the word direction.

I know that "oui" means "yes."

Had a girl say it to me once.

The answer is no, Charles.

There's nothing you need to know.

Other than we need to do a better job
than we did last season.

If we don't, we may be
out of jobs ourselves.

Yeah, people are talking.

I mean, what are we telling them?

Good question.

Here's a list of talking points.

We're holding a press conference

for local sports writers and media.

- Mm-hmm.
- I want you to take it.

Take it?

As in, like, talk to the press?

Oui, Charles. Oui.

Yeah?

Boo boo, take a deep breath.

Steph's office called.
He's gonna have to push.

- All right, how late?
-"Some other time" late.

Are you serious?

Riley's team made it
to the basketball finals.

Fuck. This is
the fifth time he's done this.

What was that?

It's nothing.

Can you let
Anderson's office know, please?

Right away.

And, Virginia? I hate my life.

Hang in there, boo boo.

I'll let you know what Anderson says.

Thanks.

Hi, um, it's Spencer Strasmore.

Yes, we've been expecting you,
Mr. Strasmore.

Please fill this out.

It's gonna be a few minutes.

The collection rooms are running behind.

Of course.

Have you ejaculated
in the last 72 hours?

Excuse me?

- I think you understand the question.
-(CELLPHONE RINGS)

I'll, uh... I'll be right back.

Hmm.

Mr. Anderson.

Why did you promise me Steph Curry

when you didn't have him? Why?

Well, I didn't actually
promise, Mr. Anderson.

Well, I told Wayne
that Steph Curry was coming.

He went berserk.

So do me a favor, Spencer.
Just fucking fix this.

- Okay?
- This is a joke, right?

No, this is no joke.
I do not joke about money.

Been having the same dinner with
Wayne prick-fuck Jr. for five years.

For five long years,
I have been pitching this casino thing

to deaf ears.

He needs to hear a new voice.

So you just find me someone else

who can pop 35-footers.

In fact, if you do that, Spencer,

I will pay off your debts
to your friends.

You got that?

- Loud and clear.
- Good. Let's fucking do it.

Please.

NURSE:
...we need some assistance, please.

(SIGHS)

...in room 12.

All right, man.

Next.

Hey, what's up, little man?
Want me to sign those?

Yeah, but sign them on the bottom.

I don't want to ruin their value.

Hey, Vernon,
can I ask you a question?

Let me guess.

You wanna know where
Zack and Deke at, right?

Hell, no. You're my favorite player.

I am? Prove it.

40 solo tackles, 9 1/2 sacks.

Oh, and I like the way
you call sacks "snacks."

- All right.
- Wow. Thanks, kid.

What I was gonna ask is,
where you all get them hoodies?

Yeah, they're fucking dope.

Oh, we don't sell those here,
and we never will.

- Well, you should.
- That kid's a fashionista.

Well, adios.

Hey, little man.

Catch.

- Oh.
- Oh, yeah.

Byron, what's Dwayne Wade's number?

That's easy. He's number 3.

His cell phone, Byron.
Fix your fucking tie.

- Track down Spoelstra for me.
- Got it.

Hey-

How's that hip doing, huh?
Any rust?

- Hip is A-okay.
- Wow.

Even with all this
Southern Florida humidity, huh?

So, you missed
a delightful lunch with Sizz.

Ripped me a new asshole
in the middle of Greenhouse

when I told him he had to downsize.

This client service thing
is really taking its toll.

Yeah. Tell me about it, Joe.

I fucking lost Steph tonight
for Anderson's dinner,

and now I got to text Pat Riley
to see if any of the Heat are in town.

Jesus! (LAUGHS)

When's it gonna end?

Spencer, we run a major
financial institution.

I thought we were done
being party wranglers.

This is why we need
to own our own assets.

Yeah, preferably ones that don't breathe
and tear their ACLs.

All right, I need to find
somebody impressive enough

to help Anderson close
Wayne Hastings Jr. tonight.

Uh, okay. Here's a crazy idea.

How about yourself?

Oh, what?

So you're not 7'9"

and the only thing you dribble
is Don Julio? So what?

Wayne Hastings should fucking blow you

for all the money you've
lost at his tables. (CHUCKLES)

Okay, oh, so you're not
LeBron or Giancarlo Stanton

or Maria fucking Sharapova,

but you're still
Spencer fucking Strasmore.

You are the asset.

(EXHALES)

You just gave me chills, Joe.

(SIGHS) You're absolutely right.

You know what?

If all this isn't
good enough for him?

To hell with him.

Yeah, I admit this?

More than enough for any man.

And besides, what's in it for us?

Well, Anderson's gonna pay off our debt
to Ricky and Vernon. That's it.

Oh, you better close
this Wayne motherfucker.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- Hi.
- Was Jack Moore fired?

(INCOHERENT CHATTER)

I'm sorry, one question at a time,
please. Sorry.

Who... Who are you?
What's your job title?

I'm Charles Greane, assistant GM.

And, uh...

and...

and today,
the organization made a change

in the coaching staff.

And we are now moving
in a new direction.

And what direction is that?

The opposite direction

of the one
we were moving in before.

- Why are we talking to you?
- Where's Larry Siefert?

Yes. No to you in the back.
And maybe to you.

- What was your question, sir?
- Did Coach Berg sign off on this?

On. (CHUCKLES)

Uh, hmm.

(coueus)

Chuck, let me. I got this.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Coach Csonka.

Let me start by saying
there is no power struggle.

This organization stands
linked shoulder-to-shoulder.

I'm here from the coaching side,
representing Coach Berg

and joining Charles
and Mr. Siefert's whole team

in saying we are committed to winning.

And we will stop at nothing
to bring another championship

to our great fans
like we did in the past.

Thank you all very much for being here.

Let's get off the stage.

I didn't mean it when I said
I was gonna have a baby,

you wouldn't be high on my list.

Yeah, I knew that.

Yeah, you did call me out on it.

Truth is I think you'd be
an amazing father.

Everything I do is amazing.

Yeah, you do.

You know what?

If I were gonna have a baby mama,

I'd want her to be just like you.

- For real?
- For real. I mean, look at you.

You gonna have a pretty baby for sure.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, it makes me
feel so good to hear you say that.

Good. I want you to feel good.

I wanna make you feel good, too.

That's why I wanna be straight up.

Well, you could always
be straight up with me, Amber.

Okay. Well, good.

'Cause I lied when I said
I wasn't pregnant.

I am.

I thought you said you never lie.

Well, I lied when I said that.

Well, are you sure the baby's mine?

- I mean, do you even know?
- It's yours, Ricky.

I haven't been
with anyone else,

and I know your narcissistic ass
can believe that.

Huh! (CHUCKLES) I had to ask.

I'm gonna be by your side
the whole time.

You promise?

-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(INCOHERENT CHATTER)

- True.
- Hey, here he is.

Gotta hand it to you, Bret,
you stepped it up.

The scenery is much better
than that gay pride party

-you hosted in Palm Beach.
-(ALL CHUCKLE)

It wasn't a gay pride Part3'-

Yeah. You were with
that crazy Colombian.

That would be my wife,
and she's Slovenian.

- Is there a difference?
-(ALL LAUGH)

- You must be the new partner.
- I am.

Spencer Strasmore,
meet Wayne Hastings Jr.,

the one and only.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Mr. Anderson says
great things about you.

Yes, I do.

I used to watch your games with
my old man. You were a serious force.

I like to think I could still
light 'em up.

I think you can.

I'm a big fan of your hotels.

As a matter of fact,
every time I'm in Vegas,

uh, I like to heavily contribute.

(ALL LAUGH)

And we appreciate that.

- Sure.
- Hey, can we talk about

that freaky water show
that's at the steak joint?

- That's nasty.
- Wayne, this is my partner, Joe Krutel.

Hey, which makes me
Mr. Anderson's partner as well.

Nice to met you, Joe.

So I hear Steph Curry
won't be joining us.

That's too bad. I'm a big hoops fan.

I know, and I apologize to you,

but you have my word
I'll make it up to you one day.

I promise.

Speaking of that water show,

how is it you keep coming up
with these different concepts?

It's just... it's fantastic.

It's easy, Bret.

I just close my eyes and dream big.

I did the same thing and I wound up
working for Mr. Anderson.

Ah, you should dare
to dream bigger, Spencer.

- Ah, there you go.
-(LAUGHS)

We go down table,

and everyone say something
they are grateful for.

And after each, we drink.

Why don't you start us off, Joe?

Okay.

Um, (CLEARS THROAT) let me see here.

Uh, I... lam, uh...
I'm so very grateful

that, um... that we live
in a country

where a man is presumed innocent
until he is proven guilty.

And sunny days.

Urn, I'm grateful for piece of world.

I think you mean world peace, hon.

- No, I want piece of world.
-(ALL LAUGH)

You gotta love a woman
who knows what she wants.

Hey, Spencer, why don't you
throw on some Speedos

and dive into the deep end here?

Sure.

All right. (CLEARS THROAT)

Well, I have a lot to be grateful for.

Urn, first and foremost,

I never thought that
I would ever see myself

at a dinner party like this.
(ALL LAUGH)

I mean, ever.

You know, where I came from, uh...

I never thought that I'd make it
past my 21 st birthday,

let alone ever having a life like this.

Is that true?

Have you ever been to
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, Wayne?

I think I passed it
on the way to Saint-Tropez.

- Ah.
-(ALL LAUGH)

Well, it sure as hell
ain't sun and sand, my friend.

Uh, I was... I was, at best,
destined for a life in the mills,

uh, working with my adopted dad.

And what changed?

(SIGHS) Football.

Football gave me a life
that I'm very proud of.

It also gave me a career
that I felt extremely blessed to have.

You're an American success story.

You know, just like
your father and yourself.

The only difference is
after the game...

I found myself right back
where I started.

But as luck would have it,
the universe delivered,

and delivered to me Mr. Anderson.

And without this man,

I wouldn't have the opportunity
that I have today.

So, sir, cheers to you.

- I'm very grateful.
- Wow, wow.

ALL APPLAUD)
- Thank you.

I can go on forever
about what I'm grateful for.

But in addition to the race cars,
the speed boats,

the buildings bearing the Wayne name,

I'm grateful for guys like Spencer.

Real men who roll up their sleeves

and grind it out.

So, this is a toast to you,
Spencer. (CHUCKLES)

ALL APPLAUD)
- Thank you.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

WOMAN: Oh, watch out.

You out here reflecting
on those Bethlehem days?

(LAUGHS) Nah,
just getting a little fresh air.

You gave a good push
on Bret's behalf.

He really should appreciate you.

Ah, just wasn't only on his behalf.

Um... Anderson's business
is my business,

and he wants in on your business.

Look, Wayne,
you could do a lot worse

than Bret Anderson as your shareholder.

Well, if his business is your business,

-let me ask you.
- Yeah.

What can you bring to the table
other than capital and opinions,

because I can raise money
anywhere, Spencer,

and the only opinion I like is my own.

Okay.

Sports, Wayne.

Sports rules the world.

My dad always used to say,
"Pussy rules the world."

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Your dad's a smart man.

But, you know, times have changed.

They certainly have.

Anderson's been after me for years

to get into my business,
my father before me.

The truth is he didn't need anyone,
and neither do I.

People will look
to give away money to casinos

from now until the end of time.

But I do like you, Spencer.

So, who knows?

Maybe there's something else
we can work on in the future.

- Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.

Wayne, let me ask you something.

How would you feel about
bringing an NFL team to Las Vegas?

I love that idea.

I love that idea.

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