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He's out.
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What do you mean?
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Sylvester. He's escaped.
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Impossible.
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Maximum alert.
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Damn it!
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He's been spotted on the mezzanine.
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Secure perimeters.
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Alert topside. Initiate probers. Move!
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Move! Move!
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He's exiting the building. Move out.
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There he is. Nail him.
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He's heading for the maze.
We've got him.
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Cut him off!
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Toward the fountain.
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There he goes. He's headed back.
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Coming back, toward the fountain.
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He's approaching the fountain.
Seal him off.
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We've got him.
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Be careful. He's dangerous.
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There's nowhere to go, Sly.
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Give it up.
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Security.
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Go.
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The rest of you, come with me.
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Check the perimeters.
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Nice try, pal.
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Take him.
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Stop him!
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That'll be quite enough, Sylvester.
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There you are, doc.
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He nearly made it this time.
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Tomorrow you will explain how
a mere toddler manages to escape...
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from a laboratory
25 stories below ground.
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What kind of kids you breeding?
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Nearly blew us away with karate.
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Remarkable.
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Once again we demonstrate
the superiority of the Kinder method.
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Take him to the secret lab.
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Operation Twincomp, access requested.
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Analysing voiceprint.
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Review project in summary form.
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Twincomp...
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is designed to prove the superiority
of the Kinder method of child rearing.
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To accomplish this, two years ago,
twin brothers Sylvester and Whit...
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were born to a specially selected
surrogate mother.
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Director of operations,
Dr Elena Kinder, arranged...
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for Whit to be adopted
into the home of her niece...
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and her niece's husband,
Dr Dan Bobbins.
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Sly was placed in the Babyco
Hyper-Developmental Habitat...
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to be raised under the guidance
of the Kinder method.
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Summarize operational protocol.
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It is imperative for the integrity
of this experiment...
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that no one ever discover
that Sly and Whit are twins...
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especially the boys themselves.
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A comparative evaluation of the boys
will occur by age 6...
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to establish conclusively the
superiority of the Kinder method.
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Updating experiment log.
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Last night, Baby Sylvester made his way
up 25 stories, undetected...
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escaping from his habitat
in a secret lab.
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Even though it now appears
that Sly cannot be controlled...
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Dr Kinder will be pleased by this
display of skill and intelligence.
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I however, remain apprehensive.
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Under the guidance of its chairman,
Dr Elena Kinder...
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Baby Geniuses lnc.
And its parent company Babyco...
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are the world's largest manufacturer
of products for the baby.
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Babyco is also a vital
charitable organization...
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which sponsors orphanages
in 10 countries around the globe.
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The latest one dedicatedjust a week
ago, right here in Pasadena.
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Today we are deeper
in Dr Kinder's debt...
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for the extraordinary gift.
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Joyworld, the world's largest
indoor amusement park.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
the founder and CEO of Babyco...
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my friend, Dr Elena Kinder.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna break out.
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You can't get hives just because
your aunt comes into the room.
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I can't help it. She starts lying.
I start breaking out.
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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all
for coming here today.
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We at Babyco believe that babies
have a language of their own.
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We're dedicated to proving it.
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Our research in infant potentiality
is the model of the field.
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But in the final analysis...
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the simple answer as to
why we do what we do is...
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we love babies.
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Loves babies.
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Loves money.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's have a party.
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Welcome to Joyworld.
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Look, it's a roller coaster!
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So the park, of course,
will be free for all children.
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But the money collected
from adults...
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will go to the Babyco
Worldwide Orphanage Foundation.
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Is this a terrific lady, or what?
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This is kind of great.
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She does a lot of good.
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She's good at stealing your ideas.
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Attention!
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Has anyone lost a baby?
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A very big baby?
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Baby Bunting!
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That looks like your illustration.
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That looks like Boo Boo Boy
from Baby's Good Day.
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Bunting came into this world
just last week.
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Now, everything is fully controlled...
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by our computerized command centre.
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Hiya, fellas.
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And now go to crossover mode.
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Okay, Richard.
Give me Baby Bunting vocal.
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What's your name, little girl?
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Erin. My name is Erin.
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What a sweet name.
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Give Baby Bunting a big hug.
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And cue burp...
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now.
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Well! Think about changing his diaper.
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Come on, honey. This way.
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Kids, good news!
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Robotic Santa and the robotic elves...
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are waiting to greet you
at the robotic North Pole.
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In fact, we have robotic entertainers
located throughout the park...
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all controlled from our
central command centre.
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Okay, let's cue up for Robo-Zoo.
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And here we have the world's
most unique animal farm.
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We call it Robo-Zoo.
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Each child gets a remote control...
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to control their own robotic animal.
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Why wouldn't you have
real animals in your zoo?
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Good heavens! Anybody could do that.
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Plastic zoo.
That's definitely Aunt Elena's idea.
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At least she could have introduced you.
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She steals from your books,
from your research.
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I'm flattered.
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She knows about your breakthrough
in infant language.
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She'll probably try to steal that too.
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You make her sound
like Attila the Hun.
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Honey, we're barely able to afford your
research facility and the preschool.
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She does this all the time.
It's just not right.
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I think she's just goal-oriented.
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Her goal is to take
over the world. I know.
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I lived with her
for more than half my life.
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And look how great you turned out.
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Lenny?
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Where are you going
with those children?
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What children? These are not children.
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These are plumbers.
They're gonna help me fix the sink.
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Good-luck kiss.
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With this house, you
need more than luck.
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Okay, let's get to work.
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Just as you thought, our line
of expandable infant clothing...
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has elicited a tremendous
response in our first pass.
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Huge numbers from the Kmart
and Wal-Mart shoppers.
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That should increase our market share.
Put it in production.
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Tell me of the new ones.
How many possibles?
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- Eight show potential.
- Eight out of 500?
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Elena, statistically, genius occurs
once in 10,000 individuals.
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We expected only five geniuses
from the Pasadena Orphanage.
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We've got eight.
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Don't tell me how well we're doing.
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Our orphanages and secret labs
are costing us 200 million a year.
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The sole purpose of these orphanages is
to allow us to cull out the geniuses...
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- the natural leaders.
- We'll do better.
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I'll settle for a few more
like Sylvester.
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Look at what that crackerjack did.
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All our emphasis has been on
keeping the world out of a secret lab.
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No one ever considered
the possibility of a baby escaping.
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Just look at this wonderful world we've
created for our babies to grow up in.
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Why would anyone
want to escape from here?
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The one who did is in the work station,
no doubt planning his next escape.
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Hello, Sylvester.
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- What's he constructing?
- We don't know.
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He builds all kinds
of extraordinary things.
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For all kinds of extraordinary purposes.
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Just look at that intensity.
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There's no other baby like Sylvester.
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Well, maybe one.
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His twin, Whit?
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Whit!
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Mayday!
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Whitley, where is helper number one?
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Give me the lug wrench. Whit, hurry up.
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Go! On the double!
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Oh, mama!
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Mama.
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Listen, you monkey.
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This is a monkey wrench!
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Plumber's helper number one,
you're fired. Get out of town.
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What is that terrible noise?
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Noise to us.
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But the computers analyse
every possible permutation.
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What we hear as incoherent noise
may actually be a musical masterpiece.
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Listen to our computer's
interpretation of Basil's playing.
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That's remarkable.
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It has all the complexities
of a symphony by Haydn or Beethoven.
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If that's the case...
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it's possible that what we hear
as baby talk is actually conversation.
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Exactly. And look at this.
A child writing on a pad, right? No.
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After checking all languages...
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we found out they're writing
the cuneiform language.
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They speak their own language.
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They understand all others.
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Now watch this.
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Subject One speaks, and we
immediately see activity here...
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in the lower limbic region...
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while Subject Two, as he listens...
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is active in the forebrain.
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These babies are having a conversation.
We just don't understand them.
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The instant a child begins
to speak in any known language...
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the limbic activity ceases.
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As though they forget.
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Exactly. Bobbins was right.
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What if the limbic activity
is not merely speech?
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What if it's stored knowledge...
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from an early-parent gene pool?
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Passed from generation to generation.
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Amazing!
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They may know
the secrets of the universe.
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The greatest breakthrough in history!
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Change humanity!
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If we find the key to the human mind...
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every child will be
educated in my method.
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Every great mind will be ours to mold.
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Let's get them all
into the amphitheatre.
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Hello, my little baby geniuses.
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What are we discussing today?
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Could it be postmodern
ethical construction?
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How about...
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the mechanics of human knowledge?
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My little Sly one.
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Sly, tell me...
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what are you thinking?
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Come on. You can look at me.
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What are you thinking?
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What are you saying?
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Enlighten me, my little Einstein.
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What do you think?
Should I enlighten her?
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She won't understand.
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She doesn't speak our language.
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But go ahead. Have fun.
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Lead us through the wilderness,
my little warrior.
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All right, all right. That does it.
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Doc, if you're gonna talk
out of your ass all the time...
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maybe you should wear
a bow tie on your butt.
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Bow tie? On her butt?
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On her butt?
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That's disgusting, Sylvester.
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You know...
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you think because I don't understand
you, I don't understand what's going on.
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Don't be too sure about that, honey.
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Yeah, right. And don't call me honey.
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Okay, Sly man, one.
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Dr Kinder, zip.
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You're always busting her chops.
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Are you kidding? Give me a break.
She's Darth Vader in a skirt.
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Dr Kinder's our benefactor.
258
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,167
Because of her,
there will be a new order...
259
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,586
and we will be its leaders.
260
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,713
Don't have a cow, Basil.
261
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,548
Why do you talk like that?
262
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,134
Your syntax is atrocious.
263
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,678
It's because he watches TV all the time.
264
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,305
How does he do that?
265
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,515
He converts the monitors.
266
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,476
You ought to all watch TV.
267
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,853
Check out the real world,
like Jerry Springer.
268
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:00,979
And have fun.
269
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,398
This is exactly what Dr Kinder...
270
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,067
is trying to overcome.
271
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,777
Moral decay.
272
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,987
Now you sound like Heep.
273
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,865
Discipline, discipline, discipline.
274
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,700
Reward and deprive.
275
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,995
Give the babies a crumb. Take it away.
276
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:21,625
Like Pavlov's dogs. Hold up the bone,
the doggies salivate.
277
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,212
If they behave,
give them a little gristle.
278
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:26,880
If you don't like it...
279
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,924
why don't you just leave?
280
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,759
He'll just take the next bus.
281
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,929
You're such a weasel, Basil.
282
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,432
Nice face, weasel.
283
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,774
You fool. Dr Heep is watching.
284
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,319
Don't mess with the Sly man, Heepster.
285
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,624
We're back!
286
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,877
Dickie?
287
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,507
Where is he?
288
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,426
Carrie? Whit?
289
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,595
The kids aren't here.
290
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,722
Wait a minute. Hello?
291
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,599
Anybody?
292
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,186
Whit? Is that you?
293
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,358
What's this mess? Look at this water.
294
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,652
No fraternizing with the help!
295
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,572
Carrie, look at you.
You are soaking wet.
296
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,783
You are soaking wet. And look at Whit.
297
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,623
You know what? You two go for a swim...
298
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:46,501
and Uncle Lenny and I
are gonna have a little talk, okay?
299
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,339
This water here on the floor.
Is it dangerous?
300
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,424
Please. The power's out, anyway.
301
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,592
The power's out?
302
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,594
Great. Where's Dickie?
303
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,012
I don't know.
304
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,851
Nice 'do, Dickie.
305
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,520
You look like Mount Pepto-Bismol
just erupted.
306
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,481
Pink is cosmic, all right?
307
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,816
For the last time, my name ain't Dickie.
308
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,819
It's lce Pick.
Would you people get that straight?
309
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,321
Ice Pick...
310
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:18,617
I love the creativity and imagination
that you've displayed here...
311
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,662
but no matter how outrageous
you act or you dress...
312
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,039
I'm not gonna fire you.
So give it a rest.
313
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,833
Love you, pal. Grab a mop.
314
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,629
He could use that pink one
he's got on his head.
315
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:39,096
Don't worry. He's just acting out.
We'll bring him around.
316
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,390
Can you tell me why
we're doing this again?
317
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,520
I promised Dan's brother we'd get him
through one job without getting canned.
318
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,356
I wish I could afford
a makeover like that.
319
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:54,069
These are the bills
that have to be paid this month...
320
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,946
but this baby...
321
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,781
is actually a check...
322
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,243
made out to your business
for 34 big ones.
323
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,495
Dollars, that is.
324
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,874
Why don't you collect
from some of these stiffs?
325
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,043
Their kids spend more time here
than they do at home.
326
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,672
One ring off Elena's finger,
you could run this place forever.
327
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,758
That being said, I'm resigning.
Effective immediately.
328
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,803
"Ice Pick". I like that,
but it's a little commonplace.
329
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:24,182
What about "Ice Pick the Great"
or "Saint Ice Pick"?
330
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,686
Or "The Great and Powerful
Wizard of lce Pick"?
331
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,938
Very funny.
Seven on a scale of a thousand.
332
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,982
Nose Pick, let me ask you a question.
333
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,652
Why cut new holes?
Why not close up some of the old ones...
334
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,446
like your mouth?
335
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,532
What is that, an old hippie joke?
336
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,452
Wrong answer.
Don't you kids try that at home.
337
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,747
Margo, don't pull
on Dickie's earring, okay? Grow up.
338
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,834
Ice Pick is right.
Auntie Elena should help.
339
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,086
You're not supposed
to call her "auntie".
340
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,047
- Just Elena.
- What's it matter?
341
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,174
They can't understand me.
342
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,593
He does so much good.
I wish we could help.
343
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,763
I tried. I gave him
that idea subliminally...
344
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,056
about a new wing.
345
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,807
What's that do?
346
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:09,603
Increase their disposable income
by a factor of four at least.
347
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,863
Honey! Honey.
348
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,407
Did you hear that?
Tell me you heard that.
349
00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,493
Whit. He just said, clear as a bell...
350
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,787
"by a factor of four at least".
351
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,205
And I understood it.
352
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,666
This is so great.
353
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:33,627
It was in their language,
but that was the phrase.
354
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,963
Those were the words,
"by a factor of four".
355
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:37,923
Beats the hell out of "dada".
356
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,633
- You got it?
- Right here.
357
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,426
- He's got it.
- Let's see it.
358
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,804
Oh, boy, home movies.
359
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,808
He understood our language.
360
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,687
Is that all you have to say?
361
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,480
Okay. Let me think.
362
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,150
He's going to want us to explain
the secrets of the universe.
363
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,403
That could be a real problem.
364
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,992
Well, you're in trouble
again, Sylvester.
365
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,836
Now go to sleep,
or it's Valium for you, pal.
366
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,171
There you are. You got that lock?
367
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,549
I've got the security bonder.
368
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,093
Yeah, right. Okay, Sly man...
369
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,429
I've got that surprise I promised.
370
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,723
Let's see you get out
of this one, Houdini.
371
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,517
Dumb and Dumber.
372
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,185
Lock and load.
373
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:38,919
Say "cheese".
374
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:40,796
Cheese!
375
00:23:43,382 --> 00:23:46,176
We're currently experiencing
technical difficulties.
376
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,471
What the hell?
377
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:53,559
It's too easy.
378
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,021
What do you got?
379
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,816
A temporary loss of transmission
in Quadrant 4.
380
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,029
Lexi?
381
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,118
You're out.
382
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:12,911
Come with me.
383
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,289
I want to, but I'm too scared.
384
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:17,249
I'll take you to a mall.
385
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,625
A mall?
386
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,377
Really?
387
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,881
I can't.
388
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:26,967
Wait a minute.
389
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,970
I heard something. You better go.
390
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,806
Bye.
391
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,101
Take care of yourself.
392
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,103
I'll miss you.
393
00:24:47,446 --> 00:24:49,198
Quadrant 2's down now.
394
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,701
Don't be late, babe.
395
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,662
Five, four, three...
396
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,123
two, one.
397
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:03,420
Diaper Express. Right on time.
398
00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:21,313
Diaper gravy.
399
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,902
Well, give me liberty or give me death.
400
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,200
Not exactly aromatherapy.
401
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,914
I should've taken death.
402
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,296
Yeah, well, there it is
in plain English.
403
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:52,970
It sounds like baby talk, but he's
saying, "by a factor of four at least".
404
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,471
How can you tell?
405
00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:59,142
It's like this language that I used to
speak, and I've just forgotten it...
406
00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:00,852
except for once in a while.
407
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,063
I believe you, honey. Really, I do.
408
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,690
Can I go home now?
409
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,984
Yeah, but remember one thing, Nosebleed.
410
00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:09,319
Dennis Rodman can afford
to look like roadkill.
411
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,738
He gets 18 rebounds a game.
412
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:21,623
Sweet dreams, robo-entertainers.
I don't wanna hear any snoring.
413
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:22,916
How were the crowds?
414
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:26,879
20,000 maniacs disguised as kids.
How do you think they were?
415
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:30,215
We had some glitches with Bunting.
Bring up his schematic.
416
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,842
Coming up.
417
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,805
The world's biggest video game.
418
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:40,350
The tracking software
needs to be recompiled.
419
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,020
If you don't have any dirty diapers...
420
00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,730
Dive, dive!
421
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,774
- Come on. I'm looking bad.
- He tries so hard.
422
00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:52,070
I hope when I go over and speak their
language, I'll remember to thank him.
423
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,739
How could you thank him?
424
00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:58,368
When you cross over, you won't remember
anything you know now.
425
00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:01,622
Wait a minute. I got a great idea.
426
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,499
Have you said "dada" or "mama" yet?
427
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,336
No, that's so stupid. I've decided...
428
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:11,924
the first time I speak, I'm gonna
quote the Gettysburg Address. Flat out.
429
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:19,139
No, you gotta say "dada".
Say it. He'll go nuts!
430
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:22,142
He'll call Mom and they'll both go nuts.
431
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,602
I don't know.
432
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:26,104
You gotta say it. Come on, do it.
433
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,067
I'll do it.
434
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:35,239
Dada!
435
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:45,165
You said "dada".
436
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,254
She said "dada"! I got it on video.
437
00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:52,464
I can't believe it! I missed it!
438
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,509
- Where is she?
- Come on, girl. Where is she?
439
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,011
My little sweetie.
440
00:27:58,262 --> 00:27:59,346
My little doll.
441
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,223
- Told you.
- Say "dada".
442
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:04,268
- Can you say "mama"?
- Watch this. Mama!
443
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,311
She said it!
444
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,814
She did, she did.
445
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,073
What are you feeding those kids anyway?
446
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,491
Too much.
447
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,120
- Happy trails.
- Okay, take care.
448
00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:31,712
Diaper gravy.
449
00:28:43,056 --> 00:28:44,141
This is awesome!
450
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:49,229
Where are the chicks?
451
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:10,876
Hasta la vista, baby.
452
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:27,309
All right! Look out, world.
453
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:28,602
Sly man's here!
454
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:36,151
The night is young. And so am I.
455
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,450
Diaper gravy.
456
00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:52,543
Having that strange feeling again?
457
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,920
Yeah. Like somebody's calling me.
458
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:05,013
It sure happens a lot.
What are they saying?
459
00:30:05,264 --> 00:30:08,100
I don't know. But it sure is scary.
460
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,387
Whose little boy are you?
461
00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,767
- Whit, what's wrong?
- What is it, sweetie?
462
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:52,060
Hey, come here.
463
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,479
Did something scare you?
464
00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:55,981
Come on.
465
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:02,070
- Let's take you upstairs.
- It's almost bedtime. Let's go.
466
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,282
Down to the last
cleaning person, you have passed...
467
00:31:05,616 --> 00:31:08,577
the most stringent
security check ever devised!
468
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:10,871
You each receive salaries 10 times...
469
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:14,333
that of similar positions
in other companies.
470
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,667
Why?
471
00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:18,587
You are part of the most
momentous experiment...
472
00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,424
in the history of corporate
research and development!
473
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,176
You are entrusted...
474
00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:25,761
with that knowledge...
475
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:29,765
and the responsibility
that goes with it.
476
00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:32,893
And you have failed that responsibility.
477
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:37,022
Now I don't care how, or what you do.
478
00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:39,858
Get Sylvester back.
479
00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:43,612
Yes, sir, you're someone's
little boy, all right.
480
00:31:43,904 --> 00:31:48,075
And there's going to be a reward,
and I'm going to be the rewardee.
481
00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:51,119
I'm going to take real good care of you.
482
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,997
Reward? Hell, forget reward.
483
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:57,543
Let's talk ransom.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
484
00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:00,087
Ransom and easy street.
485
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,589
And if they don't come through...
486
00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:05,133
Well, let's not think about that.
487
00:32:05,842 --> 00:32:07,302
Looking good.
488
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:19,481
Come back when you're ready
to play in the bigs.
489
00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,527
I gotta get a disguise.
490
00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,290
Good evening.
491
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,418
Good evening.
492
00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:42,504
What? This is a fashion statement.
493
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,589
You see that?
494
00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,757
It looked like a kid.
495
00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:47,551
That's a baby.
496
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:50,721
This disguise sucks.
497
00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:53,056
Taxi!
498
00:33:07,446 --> 00:33:08,280
Hey, babe.
499
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:09,364
Where are we going?
500
00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:13,076
Since I can't walk, I guess we're
going wherever my mother's going.
501
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:14,536
Is that friendly?
502
00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,331
What does this look like?
The welcome wagon?
503
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:18,749
Look, I got a problem.
504
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,125
Take off your clothes.
505
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,378
Okay, but at least you could
take me to dinner first.
506
00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,172
Oy, a comedian.
507
00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:26,256
Yikes!
508
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:58,830
Who designed this dress?
Larry, Moe and Curly?
509
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,209
Call me.
510
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:05,837
Oh, no. It's Elena's goons.
511
00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:09,633
Don't forget, I'm listed.
512
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:15,722
Merry Christmas, Morty.
See you tomorrow.
513
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,140
Good night, boss.
514
00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:22,646
Sure glad she wasn't wearing heels.
515
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:28,026
One umbrella one Two umbrella two.
516
00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:31,071
- Let's go upstairs to the zoo.
- Good night, Amanda.
517
00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:33,699
Good night, Rachel.
518
00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:35,158
Sweet dreams.
519
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,872
That was beautiful.
520
00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:41,790
Sleep tight, you guys.
521
00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,793
Yeah, there we go.
522
00:34:45,711 --> 00:34:47,421
We'll watch them till you come up.
523
00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:50,924
- Why don't we have another?
- What?
524
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,301
Baby.
525
00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:53,927
I tell you what.
526
00:34:54,303 --> 00:34:57,806
You carry it for 41 l2 months and
I'll carry it for 41 l2 months.
527
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,183
Deal. Let's start now.
528
00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:01,768
Honey...
529
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,439
Honey, we adopted Whit...
530
00:35:05,647 --> 00:35:09,234
because we thought that we
couldn't have children of our own.
531
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:12,696
And then we had Carrie.
She was our little miracle baby.
532
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:14,781
And miracles can re-occur.
533
00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,910
Well, let's not talk
about that right now, okay?
534
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,703
Maybe next year.
535
00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:21,538
Now, sweetheart...
536
00:35:21,997 --> 00:35:25,042
love of my life,
father of my children.
537
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,214
Did you tell Mr. Wilson
that we wanted a $50,000 loan...
538
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:31,715
for a new wing?
539
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:33,217
Oh, yeah, that.
540
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:34,635
Oh, yeah, that.
541
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:37,971
- I meant to show you something.
- We're behind on the mortgage.
542
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:40,057
We have to go to the bank and beg.
543
00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,476
I just want you to look at some numbers.
544
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:46,730
Right now we get $300 a month for each
baby in the research program, right?
545
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:49,441
Right. If we take in 10 more babies...
546
00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:53,737
we qualify as a Chapter 40
research corporation...
547
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,781
and then we get $900 a baby.
548
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,366
Nine hundred?
549
00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:58,617
So...
550
00:35:58,867 --> 00:36:00,744
the 10 new babies, our six...
551
00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:04,957
that's 14,400 a month,
2,000 a month for the loan.
552
00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:08,252
Even with more help,
we'll still operate above break-even.
553
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,754
We can do more research,
take in more babies...
554
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:12,381
lose less money.
555
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,509
This is amazing.
This actually makes sense.
556
00:36:16,552 --> 00:36:17,636
Wait a minute.
557
00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:21,515
You don't have a single cell in your
entire brain devoted to business.
558
00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,141
How did you come up with this?
559
00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:27,312
Actually, I don't think I did.
560
00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,356
I think it was...
561
00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:30,440
Whit.
562
00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,277
Whit told you this business plan?
563
00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:37,781
Well, not tell exactly.
It was just... It came to me.
564
00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,325
When I was working with him,
it kind of...
565
00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:43,704
jumped out of his brain
and landed in mine.
566
00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:46,123
I went to the pamphlets. It works.
567
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,459
Kid knows his business.
568
00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:52,462
Got some better news.
569
00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:54,673
What?
570
00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:58,302
'Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house...
571
00:36:58,552 --> 00:37:01,972
not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
572
00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:03,140
Or a kid.
573
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,559
Or a toddler.
574
00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:22,242
Okay, Charlie, they're all out
for the night. Lock it up.
575
00:37:24,578 --> 00:37:26,580
Sly's in the house!
576
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,207
King of the mall!
577
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:29,666
Macy's.
578
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:32,920
Damn! I didn't bring
my credit cards.
579
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,381
Shop till you drop.
580
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:46,225
Video games. My kingdom
for some video games.
581
00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:51,104
What have I got?
582
00:38:03,116 --> 00:38:04,034
Baby Guess.
583
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:05,994
I can get out of drag.
584
00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:15,337
Smoking!
585
00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,226
He shoots. He scores!
586
00:39:24,615 --> 00:39:27,826
- World Facts for 800, please.
- Answer.. Daily Double.
587
00:39:28,577 --> 00:39:29,828
You're close to the lead.
588
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:33,624
Donna moved ahead a while ago,
but you're just $100 away.
589
00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:35,250
I'll wager 1,100, please.
590
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,462
For a $1,000 lead,
here's the clue in World Facts.
591
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:43,008
"Discovered by David Livingstone,
Botswana's Lake Ngami...
592
00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:45,969
lies in the northern part
of this desert".
593
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,304
What is the Kalahari?
594
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:49,014
What is the Gobi?
595
00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:50,974
No. Wrong part of the world.
596
00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:52,768
What is the Kalahari?
597
00:39:52,976 --> 00:39:55,854
All right, that takes you
to 4,800. Pick again.
598
00:39:58,106 --> 00:39:59,691
Do you think we've lived before?
599
00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,152
I don't know, honey. That's your area.
600
00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:05,656
The Tibetans believe that
when we're born again...
601
00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:08,951
we retain universal knowledge
for the first two years.
602
00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:11,954
Then we learn to talk
and we forget it all.
603
00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:13,580
They call it "crossing over".
604
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,750
I'm doing a crossword here.
Universal knowledge can wait.
605
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,168
No, just think.
606
00:40:19,294 --> 00:40:22,548
What if our babies
have all the answers to life?
607
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:26,843
I'd settle for 28 across. What was it
that Miss Muffet sat on again?
608
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,554
Her tuffet.
609
00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:32,015
What the hell is a tuffet anyway?
610
00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:33,809
You got me.
611
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:38,647
When you tap into universal knowledge,
you find out and let me know.
612
00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:49,408
Lexi, you should've been here, kid.
613
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:20,355
What? You never heard
of Weight Watchers?
614
00:41:20,772 --> 00:41:22,232
Diaper rodeo!
615
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,152
On your mark. Get set. Go!
616
00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:36,622
- Here goes Old Faithful.
- Sprang a leak!
617
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:38,332
Come here, sweetie.
618
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:42,878
- A winner.
- Time!
619
00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:46,089
Rotator cuff, rotator cuff injury.
620
00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:08,570
May the wrath of Shiva descend upon you.
621
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:11,198
Stick to your rapping, Ice Shtick...
622
00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:14,743
and leave the wisecracks
to the people with IQs over 40.
623
00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:17,329
It's not rap. It's mantra.
624
00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:21,416
Junior, I was chanting mantras
before you were born.
625
00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:26,547
You were chanting mantras
before Buddha was born.
626
00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:28,465
Pretty...
627
00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:30,342
That's pretty good.
628
00:42:30,926 --> 00:42:32,636
Christmas shopping. Pray for me.
629
00:42:32,886 --> 00:42:34,513
Want me to take the kids?
630
00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:37,432
You can leave Carrie.
I'm going to run some stats.
631
00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:38,850
Okay, come here.
632
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,566
You're going to love it.
633
00:42:45,941 --> 00:42:48,819
That's a car. You can't
have a car for Christmas.
634
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:53,115
It's a little too expensive. Well,
maybe a little dinky car would be good.
635
00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:11,592
What the hell was that?
I think I just had a kid.
636
00:43:29,776 --> 00:43:31,570
Babyco 1, he's been spotted.
637
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,447
He's heading your way.
638
00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:37,868
Busted.
639
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,267
Right up to the tunnel.
640
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:03,352
Go on.
641
00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:17,407
We're on him.
642
00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,132
Hey, buddy.
643
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,097
Come on, kid.
644
00:44:40,305 --> 00:44:41,640
Give it up.
645
00:44:48,814 --> 00:44:51,024
I hope you got a kick out of that.
646
00:45:15,424 --> 00:45:16,758
Whittie, you there?
647
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:20,345
Over here.
648
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:23,891
Sweetie?
649
00:45:24,474 --> 00:45:26,101
You still in there?
650
00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:27,978
Where'd he go?
651
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:42,117
What was that scream? Was that you?
652
00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:44,745
Sweetie, what are you looking at?
653
00:45:47,164 --> 00:45:50,167
I thought we dressed you in overalls.
That's strange.
654
00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,837
My little sugar.
655
00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:55,964
Were you scared again?
656
00:45:56,215 --> 00:46:00,636
Come on. I know what's gonna
cheer you up. Mommy knows.
657
00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:20,447
Tears?
658
00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:24,159
Could this be guilt
for threatening our great work?
659
00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:28,080
Put him down.
660
00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:33,961
I want you to see this boy...
661
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:37,673
who has jeopardized
everything we've worked for.
662
00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:41,802
Serves him right.
663
00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:46,306
Why don't you go talk to your computers,
Basil? They understand you.
664
00:46:46,515 --> 00:46:47,891
They don't like him either.
665
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,394
All right, Sylvester, go to your room.
666
00:46:50,644 --> 00:46:52,271
We'll settle this later.
667
00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:58,318
For heaven's sakes,
someone get him out of my sight!
668
00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:17,546
I've never seen him like this before.
Go run some of that off, honey.
669
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,214
Watch out for that rope.
670
00:47:19,464 --> 00:47:23,927
You know, I gave him a couple of slurps
of my ice cream and he just went nuts.
671
00:47:26,847 --> 00:47:28,015
Dan, come out here.
672
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,231
I don't know what you feed him,
but where can I get some?
673
00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:40,485
How does he do that?
674
00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:48,285
Sugar high. You should've seen him
at Baskin-Robbins.
675
00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:50,495
We've been banned for life.
676
00:47:56,919 --> 00:47:58,879
Well, he seems okay.
677
00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,798
I'll have a talk with him.
678
00:48:15,187 --> 00:48:17,272
What is wrong with you?
679
00:48:17,814 --> 00:48:20,776
I'm the executive director
of a madhouse.
680
00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:31,578
What's wrong?
681
00:48:38,710 --> 00:48:40,462
Nothing ever scares Sly.
682
00:48:41,838 --> 00:48:43,840
I just want him to stop crying.
683
00:48:47,844 --> 00:48:49,972
She's still upset, honey.
684
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:53,058
It's all right.
Just go to sleep, Carrie.
685
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,227
You'll be all right.
686
00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:58,063
- There we are.
- Okay, you sleep tight.
687
00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:04,862
First Whit, and now Carrie.
Must be contagious.
688
00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,491
Night, guys.
689
00:49:11,326 --> 00:49:13,453
Had any of those weird feelings lately?
690
00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,289
- What?
- You heard me.
691
00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:17,332
Lighten up, will you?
692
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:18,709
You're not my brother.
693
00:49:18,959 --> 00:49:21,420
You fooled my mom and dad,
but you don't fool me.
694
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:22,754
What do you mean?
695
00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:25,632
- You're not my brother.
- Don't be dumb.
696
00:49:29,386 --> 00:49:30,470
Jerk.
697
00:49:31,054 --> 00:49:32,431
She's gonna be trouble.
698
00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:45,152
Play. I'll be watching you.
699
00:49:47,196 --> 00:49:49,114
Want to swing? I'll push you.
700
00:49:50,365 --> 00:49:51,533
I don't want to.
701
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:53,619
Tell us what happened.
702
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,331
I was at the playground with my mom...
703
00:49:57,581 --> 00:49:58,582
With your what?
704
00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,334
He's delusional.
705
00:50:00,542 --> 00:50:02,669
You're such a putz, Basil.
706
00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:03,879
Ignore him.
707
00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:05,380
Go on.
708
00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:09,968
And I climbed up the slide
and I bumped into this other kid...
709
00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,888
and when I got up, it was me.
710
00:50:13,347 --> 00:50:15,015
What do you mean, it was you?
711
00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:18,810
The other boy. He looked just like me.
712
00:50:20,354 --> 00:50:21,355
What's your name?
713
00:50:21,897 --> 00:50:23,440
Whit.
714
00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:24,900
Oh, boy.
715
00:50:32,366 --> 00:50:35,035
Don't worry, Whit.
It'll be all right.
716
00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:37,955
Dr Kinder will take you
back to your mother.
717
00:50:38,288 --> 00:50:39,998
She'll do no such thing.
718
00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:41,291
Don't you see?
719
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,878
Dr Kinder arranged
for the Bobbins to adopt Whit...
720
00:50:45,128 --> 00:50:46,547
for just this purpose.
721
00:50:46,797 --> 00:50:49,424
A twin progressive,
comparative experimentation.
722
00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:51,468
What's he talking about?
723
00:50:51,802 --> 00:50:54,179
We don't know, and we're geniuses.
724
00:50:54,471 --> 00:50:57,391
It means Dr Kinder
let that quack, Bobbins...
725
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,143
raise Whit while
she raised Sylvester...
726
00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,647
to demonstrate the superiority...
727
00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:05,816
of the Kinder method.
728
00:51:06,066 --> 00:51:09,403
And wait till she finds out
the twins have been switched.
729
00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:14,700
She'll realize she has an opportunity
for a living cross-evaluation.
730
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,201
He's at it again.
731
00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:19,913
Obviously Sly, swine though he is...
732
00:51:20,122 --> 00:51:22,332
is superior to this Whit individual.
733
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,084
Gee, thanks.
734
00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,712
- She wouldn't do that.
- Do what?
735
00:51:26,962 --> 00:51:30,549
Keep a child from its mother
just to prove her theory.
736
00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:32,509
Oh, really?
737
00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:36,388
Get Dr Kinder down here.
738
00:51:37,389 --> 00:51:38,932
Tell me, who is this?
739
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:42,186
That's Sylvester.
His brain synapses fire at a rate...
740
00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:44,204
of about 40bondekbondek1bondek2
above normal.
741
00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:46,481
So that's Sly, right?
742
00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:48,734
Look at this...
743
00:51:48,942 --> 00:51:50,527
little person's voiceprint.
744
00:51:51,653 --> 00:51:52,487
So?
745
00:51:53,447 --> 00:51:57,284
Compare it to this voiceprint
taken from Sly last week.
746
00:51:58,619 --> 00:51:59,870
Oh, my God!
747
00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:02,456
Oh, my God, no.
748
00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,461
Those imbeciles!
749
00:52:13,550 --> 00:52:14,468
Sly?
750
00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:18,889
Whit?
751
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:23,644
You idiots!
752
00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:26,396
You imbeciles!
753
00:52:26,647 --> 00:52:27,648
You morons!
754
00:52:27,981 --> 00:52:30,108
- You cretins! You, you...
- Boring.
755
00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:32,569
Traitors.
756
00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:37,032
No, not...
757
00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:38,534
idiots, no.
758
00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:42,621
You wonderful...
759
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,374
brilliant assemblage.
760
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:50,045
You have given me the greatest gift
of my entire life...
761
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:53,423
our own living cross-evaluation!
762
00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:55,384
Told you.
763
00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:56,843
Brown nose.
764
00:52:59,054 --> 00:53:00,305
Give them all a raise.
765
00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:01,682
Brilliant.
766
00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:03,725
I feel so warm and motherly.
767
00:53:04,226 --> 00:53:06,353
I think I'll go visit my darling niece.
768
00:53:06,645 --> 00:53:08,188
And the mother of the year is...
769
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:11,692
Start the comparative tests on Whit.
770
00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:14,736
We'll see how Sylvester's
doing among the peasants.
771
00:53:14,987 --> 00:53:16,655
How can she do this?
772
00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:17,990
Don't you understand?
773
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:20,701
Dr Kinder is acting
for the greater good.
774
00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:24,204
Maybe it's all right for us,
but Whit has a mom and dad.
775
00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:25,581
What's wrong with you?
776
00:53:26,248 --> 00:53:28,458
She's not going to keep Whit forever.
777
00:53:30,711 --> 00:53:31,712
Yeah, sure, Basil.
778
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:34,756
This is Dr Kinder
we're talking about...
779
00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467
not Dr Frankenstein.
780
00:53:42,347 --> 00:53:43,348
Teddie, what is it?
781
00:53:44,099 --> 00:53:45,601
I feel funny.
782
00:53:46,643 --> 00:53:48,020
What's wrong?
783
00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:50,314
She's crossing over.
784
00:53:50,522 --> 00:53:52,441
She's going to be one
of the grownups now.
785
00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:55,402
Don't worry. This is the way
it's supposed to be.
786
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:57,196
You'll all cross over soon.
787
00:53:57,779 --> 00:53:58,947
Bye.
788
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,991
Don't go, Teddie.
789
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,910
My God, look at that.
790
00:54:03,118 --> 00:54:05,996
Two years old and the limbic activity
is slowing down.
791
00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:09,583
The frontal lobes are taking over.
We were right.
792
00:54:10,209 --> 00:54:11,835
Will she remember us?
793
00:54:13,212 --> 00:54:15,172
No, she's one of them now.
794
00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:17,591
Dan, we can't be late.
795
00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:20,969
They're late. They're late
for a very important date.
796
00:54:21,178 --> 00:54:25,015
Your mom and dad are off trying
to save the farm. Hip, hip, hooray!
797
00:54:25,265 --> 00:54:27,643
Oh, you sweethearts. Thank you.
798
00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:29,770
Thanks, all of you.
799
00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:31,522
Here, you take her.
800
00:54:31,772 --> 00:54:33,440
My little angel.
801
00:54:34,483 --> 00:54:35,484
Who's there?
802
00:54:35,734 --> 00:54:36,568
Let's go see.
803
00:54:41,198 --> 00:54:44,785
Come on. I'll make you breakfast.
Pancakes in the shape of a witch.
804
00:54:45,035 --> 00:54:48,413
Still getting your help
from the work-release program, I see.
805
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,169
Give Dr Kinder a nice big kiss.
806
00:54:59,174 --> 00:55:00,592
Very nice.
807
00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,722
I love coming to this house.
808
00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:08,892
There's just something
about it that's so...
809
00:55:11,645 --> 00:55:12,563
homey.
810
00:55:12,813 --> 00:55:15,440
- We were just going out.
- You were going out?
811
00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:20,445
Tell me, how is Whit?
Is he talking yet?
812
00:55:20,654 --> 00:55:24,825
Actually, two days ago we had
some communication in pre-language talk.
813
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:26,410
Really?
814
00:55:27,077 --> 00:55:28,537
We caught it on video.
815
00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:30,122
On video?
816
00:55:31,123 --> 00:55:33,333
I've translated several whole sentences.
817
00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:36,879
Whole sentences?
818
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,089
I have a wonderful idea.
819
00:55:39,548 --> 00:55:42,301
Why don't we take Whit to the lab?
With your gift...
820
00:55:42,509 --> 00:55:44,261
for pre-language...
821
00:55:44,469 --> 00:55:47,890
and our technology,
I'm sure we can skip a step or two.
822
00:55:49,016 --> 00:55:49,850
What?
823
00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:57,566
Slow down, pal. What?
824
00:55:58,025 --> 00:55:59,026
Don't do it.
825
00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:02,821
What? What'd he say?
826
00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:04,573
"Don't do it".
827
00:56:05,157 --> 00:56:06,241
That's ridiculous.
828
00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,784
What are you saying?
829
00:56:08,035 --> 00:56:09,411
They've got Whit.
830
00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,039
Wait a minute.
831
00:56:12,247 --> 00:56:14,625
Who's got Whit? You're Whit.
832
00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:18,545
- Go on.
- Can't.
833
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,714
That's all I'm getting.
834
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,258
Isn't that amazing?
835
00:56:24,051 --> 00:56:27,638
I must be running along. I have
some serious, important matters...
836
00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:31,016
that I have to attend to.
Goodbye, Whit.
837
00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:40,317
Hives. She's up to something.
838
00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:43,654
- What is going on with you today?
- We got to go.
839
00:56:43,987 --> 00:56:46,073
You okay, sweetie?
You look a little sad.
840
00:56:46,281 --> 00:56:47,449
We do have to go.
841
00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:50,202
Carrie, go back with the babies.
842
00:56:53,705 --> 00:56:56,166
Get me Dr Heep
on the phone immediately.
843
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:59,586
I don't care what he's doing.
Get him on the phone now!
844
00:57:01,964 --> 00:57:05,217
Jonathan, I want two of our best men
sent down here now.
845
00:57:05,467 --> 00:57:07,511
No! You idiot. No, listen to me.
846
00:57:07,761 --> 00:57:10,222
Dan is beginning to understand
both of them.
847
00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:12,516
And if he does, then we go to prison.
848
00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:14,977
We have to have them both.
We can't switch them.
849
00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:18,856
I want you to rest here
a little minute, okay?
850
00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:22,276
Here we go. There you go.
851
00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:52,431
Margo will be right back.
852
00:57:53,932 --> 00:57:56,059
Keep an eye on that boy now.
853
00:57:59,646 --> 00:58:01,398
You want to tell us about it?
854
00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:02,900
Yeah, I guess so.
855
00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:04,568
What now?
856
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,403
You have to ask? It's the power.
857
00:58:06,653 --> 00:58:09,781
If this house was a dog,
we'd have it put to sleep.
858
00:58:15,954 --> 00:58:20,250
Well, would you look at that.
The sun is setting in that boy's pants.
859
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:21,835
He wishes.
860
00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:25,714
Nice work there, Dickie.
861
00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:27,257
Real classy.
862
00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:28,550
So I'm fired, right?
863
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,304
Fat chance. Change your shirt
and check on the babies.
864
00:58:36,642 --> 00:58:38,685
A lot of Van Gogh in that kid.
865
00:58:38,977 --> 00:58:40,437
His ear is still intact.
866
00:58:40,687 --> 00:58:42,981
- You're weird.
- Check on the power.
867
00:58:44,149 --> 00:58:46,443
You just let them take your brother?
868
00:58:46,735 --> 00:58:49,279
- It didn't even bother you?
- It bothered me.
869
00:58:50,030 --> 00:58:53,283
There just wasn't anything
I could do to help him.
870
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,254
We're tracing the power outage,
and this property may be the source.
871
00:59:05,504 --> 00:59:08,840
- What can we do to help?
- We need access to your hookup.
872
00:59:09,675 --> 00:59:12,553
Ray, why don't you check the basement?
I'll look upstairs.
873
00:59:12,803 --> 00:59:14,513
What's going on? Who is that?
874
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:16,849
It's Elena's goons. They're after me.
875
00:59:17,057 --> 00:59:18,308
Into the bedroom. Hurry up.
876
00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:19,893
What's a goon?
877
00:59:20,519 --> 00:59:22,813
So how long have you been
into self-mutilation?
878
00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:24,189
We all need a hobby.
879
00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,358
How many bedrooms on this floor?
880
00:59:26,608 --> 00:59:27,985
- Four.
- And on the third floor?
881
00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:29,069
Five.
882
00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:32,865
I want you to go down, get my partner
and tell him I need a hand.
883
00:59:33,156 --> 00:59:34,783
Keep an eye on the babies.
884
00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:35,951
My pleasure.
885
00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:40,789
Brilliant, Dickie. Why didn't you
just stuff me in a suitcase for him?
886
00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:42,291
Close the door.
887
01:00:25,417 --> 01:00:27,169
You must be Sylvester.
888
01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:29,713
I heard about you and your karate.
889
01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:31,465
I'm a black belt.
890
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:32,966
Care to try me, son?
891
01:00:35,385 --> 01:00:37,471
I'd be too scared.
892
01:00:42,392 --> 01:00:45,187
Now, I guess you expect me
to step over this ski...
893
01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:49,024
and you'll jump on the end,
and the end will hit me in the gonads.
894
01:00:49,233 --> 01:00:52,444
I'll scream and fall down the stairs.
Is that right?
895
01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:57,991
I think you've been seeing
too many bad movies, pal.
896
01:00:58,242 --> 01:01:00,953
Because I'm just going
to step around the ski.
897
01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,289
Just how stupid do you think I am?
898
01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:10,712
Pretty stupid.
899
01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:17,344
Gee, I bet that felt good.
900
01:01:27,396 --> 01:01:28,313
What happened?
901
01:01:28,897 --> 01:01:31,608
Sly kicked him right
in the forbidden zone.
902
01:01:40,325 --> 01:01:41,326
What's going on?
903
01:01:41,618 --> 01:01:45,122
A work-related injury.
I better go up and see what happened.
904
01:01:56,758 --> 01:01:57,759
Tough guy, eh?
905
01:01:59,177 --> 01:02:00,179
Well...
906
01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,598
you're about to meet
your worst nightmare.
907
01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:05,142
Goon, that is some lame dialogue.
908
01:02:09,062 --> 01:02:11,607
You really think I'm gonna
walk over that ski...
909
01:02:11,857 --> 01:02:13,650
and you're gonna jump...
910
01:02:13,901 --> 01:02:16,361
and that ski's gonna
hit me in the gonads...
911
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:20,032
and I'm gonna scream
and make a funny face and fall?
912
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:21,491
I don't think so.
913
01:02:25,787 --> 01:02:27,289
Cross your legs and smile.
914
01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,644
You don't mess with the Sly man.
915
01:02:54,316 --> 01:02:56,443
Driver! Babyco, right away.
916
01:02:58,070 --> 01:03:01,990
Jonathan, I want the laboratory
stripped. Disappear. Understand?
917
01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:03,617
I want bare walls.
918
01:03:08,121 --> 01:03:11,792
You told me before that Whit
used to get weird feelings.
919
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,835
Like someone was calling him.
920
01:03:14,086 --> 01:03:15,879
I think that was me.
921
01:03:18,423 --> 01:03:20,801
All right, sit on the floor in a circle.
922
01:03:21,051 --> 01:03:23,011
Sit on the floor? In a circle?
923
01:03:23,262 --> 01:03:25,097
What part don't you understand?
924
01:03:25,305 --> 01:03:28,350
Bare walls! I want this place
stripped in three hours.
925
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,310
Suppose he does break through?
926
01:03:30,519 --> 01:03:32,646
Nobody will be able
to understand Sylvester.
927
01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:34,189
Who'll believe Bobbins?
928
01:03:34,439 --> 01:03:38,694
All he has to do is take Sylvester to
the hospital where the twins were born.
929
01:03:38,944 --> 01:03:42,030
Would you be careful?
And ask for a handprint validation.
930
01:03:42,281 --> 01:03:44,658
After that, they'll know
they've got Sly.
931
01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:49,037
And my darling niece will have
the police here in less than an hour!
932
01:03:49,288 --> 01:03:52,040
Bare walls! Bare walls in three hours!
933
01:03:52,249 --> 01:03:55,210
- Move it!
- What are you doing? Get a move on!
934
01:03:55,627 --> 01:03:56,461
What's he doing?
935
01:03:57,170 --> 01:04:00,257
Dr Kinder's not taking him
back to his parents.
936
01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,551
I don't believe it.
937
01:04:03,468 --> 01:04:05,095
Not Dr Frankenstein, huh?
938
01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:10,475
She's gonna move him tonight.
We've got to help.
939
01:04:10,726 --> 01:04:11,894
They're coming.
940
01:04:12,186 --> 01:04:13,020
Who's coming?
941
01:04:13,228 --> 01:04:16,440
Sly and the kids.
They're coming to break us out.
942
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:18,275
- When?
- Tonight.
943
01:04:18,483 --> 01:04:21,403
We could cross over at any time,
and then she wins.
944
01:04:22,279 --> 01:04:24,573
Either you're with her or with us.
945
01:04:24,865 --> 01:04:26,241
We're with you.
946
01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:27,910
Basil, decide.
947
01:04:28,577 --> 01:04:30,162
Decide now.
948
01:04:31,413 --> 01:04:33,123
Let's kick butt!
949
01:04:33,749 --> 01:04:35,125
He's with us.
950
01:04:45,469 --> 01:04:47,596
I think we've got company.
951
01:04:58,273 --> 01:05:00,734
Come on. The mind's
a terrible thing to waste.
952
01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,407
Come on, troops. Move it.
953
01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:11,203
What are we gonna do?
954
01:05:11,495 --> 01:05:14,748
- We're gonna train.
- We're going on a train!
955
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,168
Oy vey!
956
01:05:18,377 --> 01:05:19,878
Up, down, up, down...
957
01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:21,129
This is pathetic.
958
01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:24,633
Hut, two, three, four...
959
01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:29,680
You call those jumping jacks?
More like jumping jerks.
960
01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:31,223
Stop! Stop!
961
01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:34,893
Stop!
962
01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:37,145
Hold it!
963
01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:40,899
This isn't working.
964
01:05:41,525 --> 01:05:42,693
What do you expect?
965
01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:44,903
We're geniuses, not ninjas.
966
01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:48,490
Dig deeper, guys.
I need warriors. Now move out.
967
01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:53,245
Under the net. Under the net!
968
01:05:53,453 --> 01:05:54,538
What?
969
01:06:04,798 --> 01:06:06,508
Move! Move! Move!
970
01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:12,181
Karate.
971
01:06:17,102 --> 01:06:18,270
Hopeless.
972
01:06:27,905 --> 01:06:30,908
Now let's concentrate.
Okay, one at a time.
973
01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:33,535
One at a time! One at a time!
974
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,205
This is harder than I thought.
975
01:06:42,044 --> 01:06:44,046
It's my turn.
976
01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,055
Perfect.
977
01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:56,975
Absolutely perfect.
978
01:06:58,185 --> 01:07:01,104
All right, we have to use
our secret weapon.
979
01:07:01,939 --> 01:07:03,565
And what's that?
980
01:07:03,899 --> 01:07:06,026
Duby, what is it adults fear most...
981
01:07:06,235 --> 01:07:07,986
- about babies?
- Dirty diapers.
982
01:07:09,071 --> 01:07:09,988
You're wrong.
983
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:13,450
They make those stupid faces
when they change our diapers.
984
01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:16,954
Dirty diapers. That's funny.
985
01:07:19,456 --> 01:07:20,832
It's our intelligence.
986
01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:23,835
We have to use our intelligence.
987
01:07:25,754 --> 01:07:26,588
That's it.
988
01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,132
All right, everybody. Follow me.
989
01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:49,278
All right, everybody. Take your places.
990
01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:50,654
Move it.
991
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:52,239
Malcolm, take the flank.
992
01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:54,992
Joey, over here with us.
993
01:07:57,953 --> 01:08:00,330
- Sly, do I have time to go potty?
- The potty?
994
01:08:00,539 --> 01:08:02,833
You're wearing the potty.
995
01:08:05,210 --> 01:08:08,005
Put it on hold.
This is much more important.
996
01:08:08,255 --> 01:08:09,339
Easy for you to say.
997
01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:13,051
You are in my power.
998
01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:15,721
You will obey my commands.
999
01:08:16,346 --> 01:08:18,098
What are you trying to do?
1000
01:08:18,307 --> 01:08:21,727
I think grownups remember
our language in their subconscious.
1001
01:08:21,977 --> 01:08:22,811
If I'm right...
1002
01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,521
I can hypnotize him.
1003
01:08:25,647 --> 01:08:28,108
You are in my power.
1004
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,694
You will obey my commands.
1005
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:34,156
Before I take the babies home...
1006
01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:36,158
I will drive to Babyco.
1007
01:08:36,366 --> 01:08:39,870
Everything depends
on my driving to Babyco.
1008
01:08:40,829 --> 01:08:42,539
You are in my power.
1009
01:08:42,956 --> 01:08:44,833
You will obey my commands.
1010
01:08:46,126 --> 01:08:48,337
Let's see if we've really got him.
1011
01:08:48,587 --> 01:08:50,505
Lenny, raise your arm.
1012
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,384
All right.
1013
01:08:54,676 --> 01:08:56,970
Make him stick out his tongue.
1014
01:08:57,888 --> 01:08:59,306
Stick out your tongue.
1015
01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:06,021
Make him wiggle his tongue.
1016
01:09:08,899 --> 01:09:10,776
Now, wiggle your tongue.
1017
01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:19,701
Sly, make him pick his nose. Go on.
1018
01:09:20,118 --> 01:09:21,870
Come on, Sly. Make him pick it.
1019
01:09:22,871 --> 01:09:23,789
That's gross.
1020
01:09:24,915 --> 01:09:27,292
- Make him.
- Make him pick his nose.
1021
01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:29,169
Pick your nose now.
1022
01:09:30,128 --> 01:09:31,296
Pick it. Pick it.
1023
01:09:40,681 --> 01:09:42,057
When I snap my fingers...
1024
01:09:43,058 --> 01:09:44,142
you'll wake up.
1025
01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:48,689
Lenny, wake up.
Time to take the kids home.
1026
01:09:48,939 --> 01:09:52,192
Get their jackets on them.
We leave here in 30 minutes.
1027
01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:53,360
I'm up!
1028
01:09:53,986 --> 01:09:55,612
All right, move out.
1029
01:09:57,155 --> 01:09:59,157
Where is that...?
1030
01:10:06,498 --> 01:10:08,876
Boy, this is not your lunch break.
1031
01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:13,088
All right, lce Pick. Hop to it.
1032
01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:29,104
Come on, Carrie.
1033
01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:30,522
Aren't you coming?
1034
01:10:30,772 --> 01:10:32,900
No, I got a job to do here.
1035
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,611
I don't know but I've been told
1036
01:10:35,861 --> 01:10:38,071
Eskimo girls are mighty cold
1037
01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:40,574
Dr Kinder is a son of a gun
1038
01:10:40,908 --> 01:10:43,118
Got cooties and they weigh a ton
1039
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:46,121
One, two, three, four One, two
1040
01:10:46,330 --> 01:10:47,247
Three, four.
1041
01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:49,833
- We got it! We got it, Margo!
- We did it!
1042
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:51,376
Where is everybody?
1043
01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:55,422
You got what? An eviction notice?
1044
01:10:55,714 --> 01:10:58,509
We get the whole ball of wax.
The loan, everything.
1045
01:10:58,759 --> 01:11:00,469
We find out tomorrow.
Where is everybody?
1046
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,596
Out delivering the kids.
1047
01:11:02,846 --> 01:11:04,014
Is everything okay?
1048
01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:06,558
I don't know.
Something weird's going on.
1049
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,310
I got a bad feeling.
1050
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,561
Mrs. Dexter?
1051
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:11,730
He hasn't?
1052
01:11:12,231 --> 01:11:14,107
Randy hasn't gotten home yet.
1053
01:11:14,358 --> 01:11:17,236
- Okay. I'll get right on it.
- It's late.
1054
01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:24,243
Mrs. Walters?
1055
01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:28,664
I know. Well, we're checking into it.
1056
01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:30,332
It's probably a flat tire.
1057
01:11:30,582 --> 01:11:32,417
Okay, I'll phone you back.
1058
01:11:34,211 --> 01:11:35,212
I'll phone the bus.
1059
01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:39,800
Bobbins' bus.
1060
01:11:41,635 --> 01:11:42,553
Where are you?
1061
01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:47,474
We have a vitally important
errand at Babyco.
1062
01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:52,145
We have a vitally important
errand at Babyco.
1063
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,531
What did he say?
1064
01:12:02,823 --> 01:12:05,534
They had a vitally important
errand at Babyco.
1065
01:12:05,784 --> 01:12:08,161
Dickie was kind of
saying it along with him.
1066
01:12:08,453 --> 01:12:10,122
Like a song-and-dance team?
1067
01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:12,457
I don't know. They sound like robots.
1068
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,711
What kind of errand could they
possibly have at Babyco?
1069
01:12:20,841 --> 01:12:21,925
What is it, honey?
1070
01:12:24,845 --> 01:12:26,221
Yes, Mrs. Skyla.
1071
01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,934
I think she's trying to tell us
something about Whit.
1072
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,479
- He's in the bathroom.
- Quack, quack.
1073
01:12:35,522 --> 01:12:37,316
What are you trying to tell us?
1074
01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:39,359
He went off with a duck?
1075
01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:43,363
What is it, sweetie?
1076
01:12:43,572 --> 01:12:44,406
Babyco.
1077
01:12:46,491 --> 01:12:48,410
Hello. Mrs. Hebutis.
1078
01:12:48,911 --> 01:12:50,996
Concentrate, Daddy.
1079
01:12:51,246 --> 01:12:52,998
You can do it, Daddy.
1080
01:12:54,124 --> 01:12:55,209
Try.
1081
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,877
Go on. I'm getting it.
1082
01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:59,171
Connect with your inner child.
1083
01:13:01,089 --> 01:13:03,884
- Try harder. Danger!
- What?
1084
01:13:04,885 --> 01:13:07,804
Whit has a twin brother called Sly.
1085
01:13:08,055 --> 01:13:10,265
He's been here for the last two days.
1086
01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,351
- What?
- What "what"?
1087
01:13:12,893 --> 01:13:15,687
Sly and Whit got switched
at the mall.
1088
01:13:15,896 --> 01:13:20,067
And Dr Kinder kept Whit
in her secret lab to experiment on.
1089
01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:21,568
Oh, my God!
1090
01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:24,029
- What?
- She says Elena has a secret lab.
1091
01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:26,448
I don't believe this.
Whit and Sly got switched.
1092
01:13:26,657 --> 01:13:28,492
What? Who's Sly?
1093
01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:32,579
She's getting rid of the lab
and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
1094
01:13:33,497 --> 01:13:35,541
Liechtenstein? Oh, my God!
1095
01:13:35,832 --> 01:13:37,376
Liechtenstein? What Liechtenstein?
1096
01:13:37,626 --> 01:13:39,211
I'll tell you on the way.
1097
01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:42,256
Sweetie, do you know
all the secrets to life?
1098
01:13:42,464 --> 01:13:45,634
Sure. Piece of cake.
I'll explain when you get back.
1099
01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:49,596
- What's with the Liechtenstein?
- I'll tell you.
1100
01:13:56,979 --> 01:13:59,189
Liechtenstein.
I hate Liechtenstein!
1101
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:04,319
Hello? 911?
This is an emergency.
1102
01:14:04,528 --> 01:14:08,031
- What is the nature of this emergency?
- There's been a kidnapping.
1103
01:14:08,323 --> 01:14:09,908
And who's been kidnapped?
1104
01:14:10,117 --> 01:14:11,535
My son.
1105
01:14:11,785 --> 01:14:13,996
How old is he?
Who kidnapped him?
1106
01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:17,499
He's almost 2, and his aunt
did it yesterday at the mall.
1107
01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:20,168
His aunt kidnapped him
at the mall yesterday?
1108
01:14:20,419 --> 01:14:22,546
- Right.
- And you're just reporting it?
1109
01:14:22,754 --> 01:14:25,048
She switched him for his twin brother.
1110
01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:26,967
She switched him with his twin?
1111
01:14:28,051 --> 01:14:30,179
- How do you know this?
- My daughter told me.
1112
01:14:30,429 --> 01:14:31,597
How old is she?
1113
01:14:32,097 --> 01:14:33,098
Eighteen months.
1114
01:14:33,307 --> 01:14:35,684
- I know this sounds strange.
- No, sir.
1115
01:14:35,934 --> 01:14:38,395
I get this kind of call all the time.
1116
01:14:39,271 --> 01:14:40,939
Now let me get this straight.
1117
01:14:41,148 --> 01:14:43,942
Your 18-month-old daughter told you...
1118
01:14:44,193 --> 01:14:46,403
that her aunt kidnapped your son...
1119
01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:49,281
by trading him
for his twin at the mall?
1120
01:14:49,865 --> 01:14:51,617
- Is that about it?
- Listen.
1121
01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:55,996
This woman is moving all of the babies
to a secret lab in Liechtenstein!
1122
01:14:56,705 --> 01:14:59,249
A secret lab in Liechtenstein?
1123
01:14:59,791 --> 01:15:01,543
Well, that is serious.
1124
01:15:01,793 --> 01:15:05,964
Give me your name, sir,
and I'll get you all the help you need.
1125
01:15:06,423 --> 01:15:08,467
- She thinks I'm nuts.
- Well, no wonder.
1126
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,761
911?
1127
01:15:11,053 --> 01:15:13,597
Now listen.
You know that Babyco building?
1128
01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:18,185
There's a bomb in there, and we're going
to blow those little suckers to Venus!
1129
01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:24,066
You wanted cops? You got cops.
1130
01:15:26,568 --> 01:15:29,029
The magnificent Sly
and the Bobbins' babies...
1131
01:15:29,279 --> 01:15:32,491
have a vitally important
errand at Babyco.
1132
01:15:36,745 --> 01:15:38,872
Security personnel, report to stations.
1133
01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:40,290
What are you doing?
1134
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:42,668
The magnificent Sly
and the Bobbins' babies...
1135
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,963
have a vitally important
errand at Babyco.
1136
01:15:51,134 --> 01:15:52,302
What's up, doc?
1137
01:15:52,594 --> 01:15:53,679
Well, well...
1138
01:15:53,887 --> 01:15:56,265
the resourceful Mr. Sly.
1139
01:15:57,015 --> 01:15:58,976
Go! Go! Move!
1140
01:15:59,309 --> 01:16:02,062
I don't know who
your friends were, Sly...
1141
01:16:02,312 --> 01:16:03,939
but I do know one thing.
1142
01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:06,316
You are mine.
1143
01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:08,777
See you in Joyworld, doc.
1144
01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:23,292
You know the drill. Take your places.
1145
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,794
I'll be in the control centre.
Move out.
1146
01:16:33,510 --> 01:16:35,220
Show me the money.
1147
01:16:35,512 --> 01:16:37,306
Fasten your seat belt, doc.
1148
01:16:37,556 --> 01:16:38,974
The ca-ca's gonna hit the fan.
1149
01:16:40,684 --> 01:16:43,604
Okay, robo-entertainers, where are you?
1150
01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:49,526
Beautiful.
1151
01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,612
Where are you, big boy?
1152
01:16:53,197 --> 01:16:55,199
Okay, baby, nappy's over.
1153
01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,367
Come on, you can do it.
1154
01:16:57,743 --> 01:16:59,203
Give me five.
1155
01:16:59,536 --> 01:17:00,704
That's it. Cool.
1156
01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:04,208
Let's bring up some schematics.
1157
01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:07,836
Great. Now for a little rewiring, boys.
1158
01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:09,504
And then...
1159
01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:11,673
let the games begin.
1160
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:16,386
Bring my helicopter to the helipad
at the back of Joyworld.
1161
01:17:16,678 --> 01:17:18,972
Hover and descend on my command.
1162
01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:31,360
What can you hope to get from this?
1163
01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:33,862
Just a little satisfaction, doc.
1164
01:17:35,197 --> 01:17:37,491
Okay, let's get ready to move out.
1165
01:17:38,075 --> 01:17:40,452
All right, Sly, come off it.
1166
01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:42,454
I know it's you.
1167
01:17:42,704 --> 01:17:45,082
Okay, brother, make your move.
1168
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,215
All right. The fun is over.
1169
01:17:53,549 --> 01:17:55,676
Okay, boys, let's march.
1170
01:17:58,262 --> 01:17:59,346
Lights...
1171
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:02,766
camera...
1172
01:18:04,184 --> 01:18:05,018
action!
1173
01:18:14,194 --> 01:18:15,028
Baby...
1174
01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:17,072
want a hug.
1175
01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:19,700
Baby want a hug.
1176
01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:22,119
- Get them, you fool!
- Go!
1177
01:18:23,161 --> 01:18:25,289
Baby want a hug.
1178
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,962
What? No hug?
1179
01:18:34,131 --> 01:18:36,675
That make Baby Bunting mad.
1180
01:18:37,134 --> 01:18:38,302
Get the baby!
1181
01:18:38,510 --> 01:18:39,595
Right cross.
1182
01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:42,181
Left hook.
1183
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,017
You the one, baby.
1184
01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:47,686
Okay, alien, a little target practice.
1185
01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:52,065
Blew his brains out!
1186
01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:58,155
Merry Christmas!
1187
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:02,492
And a happy New Year.
1188
01:19:06,121 --> 01:19:09,625
What's the matter with you guys?
These are oversized dolls!
1189
01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:10,709
Go, clown.
1190
01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:12,836
You know the drill.
1191
01:19:19,718 --> 01:19:23,013
Lexi, kangaroo. Duby, ostrich.
1192
01:19:28,769 --> 01:19:31,522
Oh, behave, baby!
1193
01:19:37,528 --> 01:19:39,279
Enjoy the ride, suckers!
1194
01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,275
Not yet.
1195
01:20:16,775 --> 01:20:18,485
Not yet. Now!
1196
01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:40,299
Take him.
1197
01:20:40,591 --> 01:20:43,135
You take him.
I saw what happened last time.
1198
01:20:49,766 --> 01:20:52,227
All right. The Whit man's in the house.
1199
01:20:52,644 --> 01:20:53,812
Get him!
1200
01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:12,039
Basil, out of the park.
1201
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:16,793
All right, Lexi. Give me five, Basil.
1202
01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:18,712
We're out of here.
1203
01:21:25,177 --> 01:21:27,638
You don't mess with the Sly man, Heep.
1204
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,051
Stop! Stop!
1205
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:08,262
It's you and me, Sly.
1206
01:22:08,512 --> 01:22:10,305
Mano a mano.
1207
01:22:10,556 --> 01:22:13,642
You're a tremendous
disappointment to me, Sylvester.
1208
01:22:13,892 --> 01:22:17,729
You never understood
the importance of the work.
1209
01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:20,649
Why, you could've known greatness.
1210
01:22:20,899 --> 01:22:23,944
Instead, you're just gonna be another...
1211
01:22:24,444 --> 01:22:25,612
another kid.
1212
01:22:30,826 --> 01:22:33,287
Are you smart enough to keep
your mouth shut?
1213
01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:37,875
Need I say more?
1214
01:22:42,379 --> 01:22:43,463
Et tu, Basil?
1215
01:22:44,214 --> 01:22:45,549
And proud of it.
1216
01:23:04,193 --> 01:23:06,403
Sly, I knew you'd come back for me.
1217
01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:08,572
Every time, kiddo.
1218
01:23:12,618 --> 01:23:14,494
Sly, are you okay?
1219
01:23:14,745 --> 01:23:15,913
I feel funny.
1220
01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:21,001
No. I think that's Sly.
Sly, are you okay?
1221
01:23:22,669 --> 01:23:24,004
What?
1222
01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:25,547
Helicopter.
1223
01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,841
- The helicopter pad?
- Roof.
1224
01:23:28,091 --> 01:23:29,343
The roof? He's on...?
1225
01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:31,553
Oh, my God. Elena!
1226
01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:46,693
Here, take him.
1227
01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:48,445
All right, take him up.
1228
01:24:06,839 --> 01:24:08,215
Take it up, you fool! Up!
1229
01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:09,550
Up?
1230
01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:11,301
Oh, my God!
1231
01:24:27,776 --> 01:24:29,987
Dan, are you all right? Are you okay?
1232
01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:31,405
Mommy!
1233
01:24:32,322 --> 01:24:33,490
Mommy!
1234
01:24:34,825 --> 01:24:36,243
Aunt Elena!
1235
01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:41,123
Auntie Elena!
1236
01:24:44,751 --> 01:24:45,836
Lower the chopper.
1237
01:24:51,383 --> 01:24:53,844
Lower the helicopter immediately.
1238
01:24:54,052 --> 01:24:55,304
Do it now.
1239
01:24:55,596 --> 01:24:58,140
This is your last warning.
1240
01:24:58,682 --> 01:25:00,809
Lower the chopper.
1241
01:25:08,859 --> 01:25:11,069
Officer, arrest this woman.
She's insane!
1242
01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:12,779
She's trying to harm the babies.
1243
01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:16,074
Auntie Elena, you tell them
or I swear to God...
1244
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:19,494
For heaven's sakes,
stop calling me that.
1245
01:25:19,828 --> 01:25:21,538
I am not your aunt.
1246
01:25:21,955 --> 01:25:23,040
You're not my aunt?
1247
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:25,918
Your mother adopted you
when you were 2!
1248
01:25:26,418 --> 01:25:27,336
I was adopted?
1249
01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:31,465
Do you actually think that you and I
come from the same gene pool?
1250
01:25:31,673 --> 01:25:34,384
Thank you, God. Thank you. Thank you!
1251
01:25:38,096 --> 01:25:41,308
I would have felt terrible
hitting my aunt like that.
1252
01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:44,228
Officer, that's my son.
1253
01:25:44,436 --> 01:25:46,980
- This is your child, ma'am?
- I know my son.
1254
01:25:50,526 --> 01:25:52,152
Look at your daddy.
1255
01:25:56,782 --> 01:25:58,158
Look at you.
1256
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,166
Are you crossing over?
1257
01:26:07,584 --> 01:26:08,836
I think maybe I am.
1258
01:26:10,587 --> 01:26:12,881
Maybe it won't be so bad.
1259
01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:15,717
There's just so much they don't know.
1260
01:26:15,968 --> 01:26:17,302
You're right about that.
1261
01:26:18,095 --> 01:26:19,930
But they try so hard.
1262
01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:21,557
You gotta love them.
1263
01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:25,102
I'll see you on the other side.
1264
01:26:27,062 --> 01:26:29,273
I feel kind of funny myself.
1265
01:26:32,276 --> 01:26:33,777
See you.
1266
01:27:11,565 --> 01:27:12,399
Honey!
1267
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:14,943
Honey!
1268
01:27:15,485 --> 01:27:18,238
It was a giant baby and a dinosaur.
1269
01:27:18,572 --> 01:27:20,949
- You're remembering.
- Something about Dickie.
1270
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,327
Dickie and Lenny.
They were like a team.
1271
01:27:23,577 --> 01:27:25,454
- Something like that.
- The twins!
1272
01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:27,331
It was a secret lab.
1273
01:27:27,581 --> 01:27:29,249
Liechtenstein. Where are the boys?
1274
01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:31,460
- Everything's fine.
- It's true.
1275
01:27:31,710 --> 01:27:34,004
Babies do talk.
Now the whole world knows.
1276
01:27:34,254 --> 01:27:35,672
But only you understood them.
1277
01:27:35,923 --> 01:27:38,008
Whit and Sly.
They can tell us everything.
1278
01:27:38,217 --> 01:27:39,676
Guys.
1279
01:27:41,553 --> 01:27:43,931
Hey, twins! We've got twins.
1280
01:27:44,890 --> 01:27:47,601
Okay, guys, tell me the secrets of life.
1281
01:27:47,976 --> 01:27:51,313
Come on, Sly, what's up?
What's going on out there?
1282
01:27:51,563 --> 01:27:52,814
They've crossed over.
1283
01:27:53,065 --> 01:27:54,942
What? You've crossed over?
1284
01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:59,238
No secrets of life.
No universal knowledge.
1285
01:27:59,696 --> 01:28:02,074
Wait. Carrie knows it.
Come here, Carrie.
1286
01:28:02,950 --> 01:28:03,867
- Right.
- Come here.
1287
01:28:05,202 --> 01:28:06,787
Come here, sweetie.
1288
01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:08,872
Come on. Tell me everything.
1289
01:28:09,122 --> 01:28:10,207
Come on.
1290
01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:13,043
Come on, honey.
1291
01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:15,921
Gee, another Kodak moment.
1292
01:28:16,797 --> 01:28:17,798
I get it.
1293
01:28:18,006 --> 01:28:20,634
You're not gonna
tell me a thing, are you?
1294
01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:22,261
Nope.
1295
01:28:22,469 --> 01:28:26,723
I think she's trying to tell you this
is the way things are supposed to be.
1296
01:28:27,558 --> 01:28:29,184
No secrets of life.
1297
01:28:29,685 --> 01:28:32,229
You want to see the real secret of life?
1298
01:28:33,272 --> 01:28:34,773
Take a look.
1299
01:30:51,827 --> 01:30:55,163
Okay, that's a wrap!
You're out of here, Sly.
1300
01:30:55,706 --> 01:31:00,752
If they think I'm doing the sequel
for less than 20 mil, they're nuts.92945
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