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Roger, how are
the ice-skating lesson going?
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Harder than I thought.
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I didn't realizeI'd be teaching them.
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[ Air horn blares]
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You douche-B's ready for
my big bachelor party weekend?
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Klaus, bachelor parties arefor men who are getting married.
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You're not a man,and you're not getting married.
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Case closed.Guilty of being wrong.
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Your sentencing will be Monday
at 9:00 a.m.
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But that's when
I'm getting married!
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Married to your work?
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No, no,
that can't be it.
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To my girlfriend,
Shoshanna.
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Shoe Hannah?The old woman in the park
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who sells shoes out
of a baby stroller?
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Shoshanna!
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She used to live
in Steve's room.
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She smoked cigarettes
on his bed.
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Ohh!
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You mean Francine!
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Seriously, guys?
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I've been talking about it
all year!
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I asked Shoshanna
to marry me.
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She choked a little bit
on her Kahlúa,
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and she said
she'll think about it!
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Shoshanna said yes!
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Well, she said, "Yeah, I guess,"but it still counts.
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She backed out!
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She's back in!
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She backed out!
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She's back in!
I'm getting married next week!
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I think I'm gonna take
ice-skating lessons.
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Good for you!Way to go!
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That's amazing!Good luck!
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Married?
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I'm getting married!
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To your work?
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No, no,
that can't be it.
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The wedding is Monday
at 9:00 a.m.,
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and the bachelor party
is this weekend.
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You guys have to come.
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According to an article I read,
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if you don't have anyone elsewith you on your bachelor party,
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it's sad.
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Hmm.
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I really don't want to hang out
with Klaus.
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Me, neither.
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I suppose the bachelor party
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is the most sacred
of men's parties.
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To deny it would be to deny God,the most sacred bachelor of all.
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Sounds like fun!
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No kids allowed.
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you and I should havea fun girls' weekend!
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Let's get a stripper.
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Mom!
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Yes!
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Hmm. I guess this could bean opportunity
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to learn about the complicatedworld of sex workers.
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No kids allowed, Steve.
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So, I have to spend
the whole weekend
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not hanging outwith
eitherof my parents?
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I hate my liiiife!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good -- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪♪
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2010 Sebring convertible.
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It's on the secret menu
at Hertz.
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Remind me why we're goingto West Virginia
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Because it's home to the world'slargest sycamore tree.
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My boy Scooter
got a blow job there,
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and I'm gonna put
his ashes under it.
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Now, guys, I downloaded
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Let's check every box.
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First item --
"Make a joke about the bride."
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Stan, make a joke
about Shoshanna.
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Who's Shoshanna?
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Ohh! Good one, Stan!
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Okay, what's next?
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"Talk about
your favorite thing."
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Mine's the Instant Pot.
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Shosh and I are doing
so many easy, healthy meals
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in our Instant Pot.
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Wait a second.
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Klaus, have you met someone?
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♪♪
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Any second now, Rick Rodfrom Rod Hard Entertainment
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is gonna walk through
that front door!
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Every time I look at hispicture, I get so hot, hot, hot!
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Mm-mmm!
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Now, this is a man.
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Can I see a man?
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Get outta here!
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I'm trying to get hot
with my daughter, not my son!
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[ Doorbell rings ]He's here!
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Hello, ladies.
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You're disappointed.
I can tell.
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I can read people like
other people can read a book.
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You don't look
like your picture.
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I know!
That guy is so hot!
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No, no, no, no!
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The batteries -- Mm!
The batteries are dead.
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It's okay.
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We don't have
any "D" batteries.
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You don't have
a single "D" battery
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in this castle,
Your Majesty?
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Sorry, we don't have --
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Enough!
If I can't dance
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to Bobby Brown's
"My Prerogative,"
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then I can't get you ladies
slippin' and slidin'.
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Stay put.
I'm going for batteries.
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That's okay.You don't have to come back.
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We can still pay you.
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Yeah, no offense,
but your energy
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makes me feel very unsafe.
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Rick Rod don't
leave women high,
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and he especially
don't leave 'em dry!
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Gross.Again, unsafe.
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I can't believewe've been "bro-coded"
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into a weekend with Klaus.
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I told you
we shouldn't have come.
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Yeah!
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Klaus is...
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frustrating!
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Jeff, you're a secondarymember of the group.
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You don't have to havea strong opinion about this.
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Oh, good.
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Klaus: Check it out!
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I got us matching T-shirts
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that say "Klaus's Boyz"!
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I thought this wouldnever happen,
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but the era
of replacing an "S"
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with a "Z" to make a word coolis over.
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Sorry, sleeping people,you sound like snakes now.
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I've always found
whiskey-tasting pretentious.
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What, am I supposed to just
drink this with no Diet Coke?
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Why does this bottle
have a warning label?
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Cool Luann:This whiskey's 400 proof.
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If it comes anywhere
near a flame,
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it'll explode everything.
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Whooooa!Whooooa!Whooooa!Whooooa!
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Okay, now, go ahead,
take a sip of your whiskeys
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and shout out any notes
you taste.
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I taste grapes!
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Afteryou tried it.
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Edamame!No.
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And cocoa.No.
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Egg.No.
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Lime. Rice?No. No.
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Mustard.No.
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My tongue must be broken
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from all the making out
I've been doing.
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No.You haven't tried yours.
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[ Groans ]
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That's good.
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And familiar.
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When I was a boy, my father said
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the juiciest part
of the fig tree was the trunk.
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So I bit into it and broke
all eight of my teeth.
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This tastes like
baby teeth!
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Good palate!
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I'm very proud of you!
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This gal's really investedin Stan.
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And now that you're
dangerously drunk,
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it's time for axe throwing.
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Axe throwingis the new Big Jenga.
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The rules are simple --pick one up and throw it.
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Axe throwing is
on the checklist!
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Do we need
an axe-throwing lesson?
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Only if you're
a [bleep] nerd.
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♪♪
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Klaus picked this place?
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This is actually delicious!
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Guys! Guys!
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Guys!
Check out my trick!
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Man: Oww!
Damn it!
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Still a pretty good throw.
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But I was trying to doa cartwheel.
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These are ribs!
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We're having a great time,
and it's all because of Klaus!
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I smoke my meat
for 48 hours
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to achieve this texture
and flavor.
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48 hours?!
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Me and Shoshanna's Instant Potcould do this in 10 minutes.
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Could it do it
in nine minutes?
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I don't think so.
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Could it do it
in eight minutes?
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I see where this is going,so I'm going to say yes.
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Could it do it
in seven minutes?
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♪♪
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Come on, six!
Six, six, six.
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Sign of the devil!
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Hear my prayer, Satan,
and bring me a six!
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-Six!
-Yeah!
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All:
Satan! Satan! Satan!
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Well, this has been
a great weekend,
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but I'm afraid
it's time to wrap it up.
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Klaus has to be at the church
at 9:00 tomorrow,
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and it's our duty as his boyz
to get him there on time.
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One more round,
then we go?
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Let's do it.
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Look, Stan,
I have weighted dice.
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What? Why?
We're already winning!
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Come on, seven!
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White dice?!
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You boys are cheatin'!
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Get 'em!
[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Why did you do that?
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Fighting is on
the checklist, bro.
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Cool!
Mark it off!
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[ Taser crackling ]
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If the waitress comes back
with my Bud Ice,
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please have her tuck it
into my underpants.
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[ Thud ]
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[ Taser crackling ]
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[ All groaning ]
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Looks like little fish stickand his peas are waking up.
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We're not peas.
We're boyz.
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Klaus's Boyz!
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We are a tribe!
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We are a tribe!
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Jeff!Let us out.
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We have a weddingto get to in the morning.
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And I have a wedding
to go to right now.
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Tough Teddy,
will you marry me?
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Immediately?
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Yes, yes,a thousand times yes!
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so we gotta move.
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Jeff,
what are you doing?
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I'm in a cage,
and that makes me sad,
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so I'm drowning my sorrows
in 400-proof whiskey.
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That's it!
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Roger, I assume
you have a lighter.
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I do!
Somewhere on me.
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That very hip ladyat the whiskey tasting
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said if this alcoholcomes near a flame, it...
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[ Explosion ]
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Stan, the casino exploded beforeI could lend you my lighter.
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I can't believe
we're all alive!
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[ All gasp ]
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What?
What is it?
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Am I hurt?
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Yes.
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[ Whistle blowing ]
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Look out! He's calling
the Von Trapp children!
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[ Dogs barking, growling ]
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Oh, that makes
more sense.
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Run!
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♪♪
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[ Pounding on door ]
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Ready to get hor-nay?
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It's the middle
of the night.
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It took me a while
to find a Walgreens
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that would let me in
without a shirt.
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Can I come in?
No.
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You're just like
Walgreens!
263
00:10:15,178 --> 00:10:16,441
Hey, everybody!
264
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,922
This house
ordered a stripper!
265
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:19,836
-What?
-Oh, my!
266
00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,229
Man: At the Smiths?
267
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,144
Fine!
Come in. Come in.
268
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,927
I was just kidding!
269
00:10:24,971 --> 00:10:25,928
Oh, it's a joke.
270
00:10:25,972 --> 00:10:28,845
-Oh, okay.
-That's pretty funny.
271
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,542
Who are you?
272
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,587
It's my weekend
with my 300-pound son, Mason.
273
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,284
He was getting restless
in the car,
274
00:10:34,328 --> 00:10:36,070
so I told him to go in
through the back.
275
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:39,246
Now, to turn you on!
276
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,726
[ Button clicking ]
277
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,341
It wasn't the batteries.
It was the box itself.
278
00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:48,822
I'm spiraling!
279
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,126
Don't spiral!
280
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,955
I think it's super hot
281
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,130
that you dragged your boombox
all the way to Walgreens
282
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,307
and didn't test the batteries
before you left.
283
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,091
No, you don't
think it's hot!
284
00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,181
I'm a failure!
285
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,965
Can I have
two red wines?
286
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,967
No!You and Mason need to leave!
287
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:06,753
Okay, I'm leaving.
288
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,798
Come on, Mason.
289
00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:09,972
Stair fake-out!
290
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,715
[ Footsteps, door opens, slams ]
291
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,153
Steve: Mom!
That stripper's in my room!
292
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,547
Now he's opening a vent!
293
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,895
He's in the walls!
294
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,202
He does that sometimeswhen he's insecure.
295
00:11:22,245 --> 00:11:23,856
Which is basically
all the time.
296
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:26,336
I can't understand why hewent into this industry.
297
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,774
He passed the bar
on the first try.
298
00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:31,995
Rick Rod: I'm not hiding this
body under some judge's robe!
299
00:11:32,038 --> 00:11:34,649
[ Dogs barking ]
300
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:37,304
Oh, no!
301
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:39,828
Why did we do this
to the car?
302
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,614
The barbecue place!
303
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,008
The meat will throw the dogsoff our scent.
304
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:48,969
♪♪
305
00:11:49,011 --> 00:11:50,797
Stan: Throw all the food
at the dogs!
306
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,885
Roger: I'm gonna knock overthis whole meat smoker!
307
00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:54,931
[ Straining ][ Crash ]
308
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,368
God, Stan,I could have done it alone!
309
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,109
Jeff: It's working!Thank you, Stan.
310
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,937
I couldn't have
done it alone.
311
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,203
Look what I got
while I was in there.
312
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,597
Super-long sausage rope.
313
00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,034
Klaus, you idiot!
314
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:14,384
That sausage leads all the way
to the dogs!
315
00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:15,647
[ Laughs ]
316
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,605
Classic Klaus.
317
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,173
[ Sniffing ]
318
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,043
[ Growling ]
319
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:25,961
[ Dogs barking ]
320
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,008
Try the cars.
It's our only hope.
321
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:31,010
♪♪
322
00:12:31,053 --> 00:12:32,881
[ Door handle rattles ]
323
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,275
You trying
to steal my truck?
324
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:41,456
That I am.
325
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,631
The casino sicked
their dogs on us.
326
00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:47,070
We need a car to get our friend
to his wedding on time.
327
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,636
You're
a bachelor party?
328
00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,246
Well, why didn't you
say so?
329
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,683
Take my truck!
330
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:54,947
And hurry.
331
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,863
Here come the dogs!
332
00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:58,038
Good luck!
333
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,605
Love conquers all!
Aaah!
334
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,999
Just enough time to get you
to your wedding.
335
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,870
Perfect!
We'll make it!
336
00:13:04,913 --> 00:13:06,524
Shoot,let me see those keys.
337
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,091
[ Keys jingle ]
338
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:09,614
Whoops.
339
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,442
Mr. Klaus, are you
livin' la vida loco?
340
00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:15,229
Hold on. I need to do
a little flashback math.
341
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:20,234
The white dice plus the sausage
rope minus the keys equals...
342
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,756
You're sabotaging us!
343
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,323
Ooh! Aaah!
344
00:13:23,366 --> 00:13:25,239
I have cold feet.
345
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,067
I'm scared
to get married.
346
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,110
Crazy Coolidge: Oh, no!
347
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:31,114
They're chewing up
my Air Jordans!
348
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,332
No, don't be scared!
349
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,986
Zendaya is perfect
for you!
350
00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:36,423
I worryI'm not good enough.
351
00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:38,860
You guys didn't even wantto spend the weekend with me.
352
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,254
Is she really gonna want
353
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,472
to spend the restof her life with me?
354
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,912
They're working their way up
my Ed Hardy jeans!
355
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,043
[ Fabric tearing ]
356
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,219
Klaus, we shouldn't
have said that.
357
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,004
If you're as good a husbandas you are a friend,
358
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,875
she is one lucky lady.
359
00:13:53,919 --> 00:13:55,051
Thanks, Stan.
360
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,139
[ Fabric tearing ]Yep, you guessed it!
361
00:13:57,183 --> 00:14:00,577
My Tommy Hilfiger shirt
was next!
362
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:01,884
Now, let's get you
to your wedding.
363
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,885
What about the keys?
364
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:08,716
Nother set under
my Louis Vuitton floor mats!
365
00:14:08,759 --> 00:14:10,110
Aah!
366
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,288
We're gonna make it.
367
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,289
We just have to stop at the
dry cleaners to get our suits.
368
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:19,249
And maybe the drugstorefor some Neosporin?
369
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,380
Is someone hurt?
370
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,251
I can't hear so well
on this side.
371
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:23,600
Don't get old.
372
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:25,125
How 'bout some tunes
for the road?
373
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,912
♪ Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
♪
374
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,959
[ Thinking ] Where do I know that dog from?
375
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,134
Is he from a TV show?
376
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,527
From a movie?
377
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,965
Aaaaahhh,
the dog followed us!
378
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,923
Oh! From the chasing usearlier!
379
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,403
We're almost
to the cleaners.
380
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,580
We can't get out
if the dog is there.
381
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,450
[ Engine revs ]
382
00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,279
We need to open the tailgate
without stopping the truck.
383
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,542
I'm on it![ Handle cranking ]
384
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,196
♪ They say I'm nasty♪
385
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,982
[ Dog barking ]♪ But I don't give a damn♪
386
00:14:57,025 --> 00:14:58,985
♪ Gettin' girls is how I live♪Hit the gas!
387
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,202
[ Tires screech, dog whimpers ]
388
00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:03,076
♪ Some ask me questions♪
389
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,077
♪ Why am I so real?♪[ Grunting ]
390
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,993
♪ But they don't understand me♪
391
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:08,995
♪ Or really don't
know the deal♪
392
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,344
[ Tires screech ]♪ About a brother♪
393
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,606
Aaaaah!
394
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,134
I got our suits!
395
00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:20,397
If we can, I'd love
to grab a quick shower
396
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,095
before I throw
this baby on.
397
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,793
Is it hot or cold water that
gets glass out of your face?
398
00:15:25,836 --> 00:15:27,447
You know what?
I'll just push it in.
399
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:30,102
[ Bell tolling ]
400
00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:31,799
I can't believe
the love of my life
401
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:35,150
is right through these doors
waiting to marry me.
402
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:38,197
I don't know how to thank
you guys for getting me here.
403
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,111
Rabies shot.
404
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:40,461
We're your boyz,
Klaus.
405
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,115
You don't
have to thank us.
406
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,073
Now, get in there and nail
that interview or whatever!
407
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,947
[ Slow organ music playing,
people crying ]
408
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,645
Oh, no!
409
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:55,040
They must've killed Shoshannabecause we're late!
410
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,224
Klaus,where's your wedding?
411
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,442
There was never
gonna be a wedding.
412
00:16:06,486 --> 00:16:10,011
Shoshanna dumped me
six months ago.
413
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,708
You lied about
getting married?
414
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,494
Just to have
a bachelor party?
415
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,018
No.
Just to have friends.
416
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,019
How am I supposed to trick youinto hanging out with me
417
00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,500
if I don't lie?
418
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:23,068
But now that I've come clean,can we go out for ice cream?
419
00:16:23,111 --> 00:16:26,245
It ismy birthday.
420
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,073
[ Whispering ] Shhhh!This is a librari...
421
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:29,249
No, it's not,
it's a church.
422
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,642
...ian's funeral.
423
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:32,860
A librarian died.
424
00:16:32,903 --> 00:16:34,644
Show some respect
and be quiet!
425
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,951
[ Whispering ] A lot of people
don't know this about Sheila,
426
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,088
You can't quiet
the bachelor boyz!
427
00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:44,480
We're not boyz, Klaus.
428
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:47,179
We'll never be boyz
with a "Z" again.
429
00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:49,138
Let's go.
430
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,879
[ Dog barking ]
431
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:53,360
[ Whispering ]
Noooooooo!
432
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,058
[ Thudding ]
433
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,495
Hey, kid.
434
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,453
How do we get your dad
to come out of the walls?
435
00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:02,543
You gotta challenge him
to a dance-off.
436
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:03,979
Can I get a few minutesto stretch?
437
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,153
Hayley, please.
438
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,460
Steve,
go get your fireman hat.
439
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:09,332
Yay!
Weeoo weeoo!
440
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,900
Actually my dad
has a stripper rival.
441
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:13,292
His brother Todd Rod.
442
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,990
If you get my uncle here,
443
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,252
my dad will have to come out
for the dance-off.
444
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,127
Anybody need a hose?
445
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,348
We should have trusted
our instincts
446
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,698
about a weekend
with Klaus.
447
00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,482
I feel so duped!
448
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,484
Compliments ofthe orange gentleman.
449
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,531
Why are there
fourmilks?
450
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,490
He was hoping
he could join you.
451
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,579
And that you would
pay for the milks.
452
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,496
No.
453
00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:47,935
They're gonna
cook him!
454
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,285
And I'm gonna try him.
455
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:51,679
No, Jeff, he's just
working off the milks.
456
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,984
[ Shouting ]
457
00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:57,380
♪♪
458
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,164
It's a damn cartoon!
459
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,557
I can't
look at this anymore!
460
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,124
I hate cartoons.
461
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,518
They'll do anything
for a laugh.
462
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,738
♪♪
463
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,175
Ugh!
I'll cover the bill.
464
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,181
Thanks, guys.
What's up?
465
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:17,138
What's up is you're a liar,
Klaus.
466
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:18,749
Well, I'm done lying!
467
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,708
Please, let me back
in the group!
468
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,971
I only have one week
to live!
469
00:18:23,013 --> 00:18:24,277
[ All scoff ]Wait!
470
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,409
You want to hear
the truth?
471
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:28,541
I didn'tinvent
solar panels.
472
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:32,414
My favorite flavor isn't
saffron, it's mayonnaise.
473
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,939
I wish there was
mayonnaise gum.
474
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:38,421
I didn't write the Sublime song
"Santeria."
475
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:40,249
Sublime did.
476
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:43,164
When I see a child's bike
unattended, I steal it.
477
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,993
I still don't know
who Barack Obama is.
478
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,213
It's okay, Klaus.
Just stop.
479
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,302
You can't go through life
lying to people.
480
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,173
I know!
481
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,567
I wasn'tlying about
loving the Instant Pot!
482
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,222
But Shoshanna got to keep it
in the breakup.
483
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,050
I'll never see it again.
484
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,791
Check this guy out,
lyin' again.
485
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,403
Jeff and Roger, no!
486
00:19:03,445 --> 00:19:05,752
You're gonna see
that Instant Pot again.
487
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,971
'Cause your boyz
are gonna get it back.
488
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,887
[ Gasps ]
You're my boyz again?
489
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,454
With a "Z," my dude.
490
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,891
[ Water gushing, man screaming ]
491
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,328
♪♪
492
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,721
Powerful stream.
493
00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:24,250
You guys have one song
to show us your best moves.
494
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:26,425
We choose the winner,
then you leave forever.
495
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,689
We need music.
496
00:19:28,731 --> 00:19:32,300
Dance now, or I'll shoot you
with my husband's guns.
497
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:37,436
♪ Everybody's talking...
what about ♪♪ Everybody's talking[grunts] stuff ♪
498
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,047
♪ Why don't --
Move over.
499
00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:42,355
Left-foot stutter step.♪ Live...why don't...
500
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,356
In my way!Mm-hmm, yeah.
501
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,096
♪ Why don't people just... Ooh!
502
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,272
♪ Made my... Hurts, don't it?
Tell your friends.
503
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:49,099
♪ Chillin'
Unh!
504
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,364
♪ They say I'm nasty Yeah, oh, you can't touch.
505
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:54,323
♪ Why don't they [Mumbles] ♪ They say I'm crazy
506
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,457
[ Mumbles ]
507
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,022
♪ Tell me why
508
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,286
Prerogative!Prerogative!
509
00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:02,505
Ugh, my prostate.
510
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:04,463
Honestly,
Rick was better.
511
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,076
did give me a brief tinglein my downtown tinsel town.
512
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:10,470
I have to agree
with my colleagues.
513
00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:13,255
Yes!
Up yours, Todd!
514
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:14,951
That'll be eight dollars,
ma'am.
515
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,040
What?You got two dancers.
516
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,694
I had to
charge you double.
517
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,871
[ Knock on door ]
518
00:20:20,914 --> 00:20:23,134
Klaus, what are you
doing here?
519
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:27,442
Shoshanna, what we had was toobeautiful to just throw away.
520
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,315
I've been thinking
the same thing.
521
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:30,271
Wait, really?
522
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,622
Yes, I miss you.
523
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,189
Guys, abort!
524
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,451
I love you, Shoshanna!
525
00:20:35,494 --> 00:20:37,192
The wedding
is back on!
526
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,411
[ Glass shatters ]
527
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:40,673
I got it, Klaus!I got the Instant Pot.
528
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,022
[ Tires screech ]
529
00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:46,680
You only came to get
the Instant Pot?
530
00:20:46,722 --> 00:20:48,898
Screw you, Klaus!
531
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:51,336
Don't ever
contact me again!
532
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,947
No doi, he hates you.
533
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,557
Klaus: No,
now they'rethe liars!
534
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,298
[ Tires screech ]
535
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,343
Together: Klaus's Boyz!
536
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,174
Bye-bye! See you soon!
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