All language subtitles for Virgin.Medias.V.Festival.2020.S01E02.HDTV.x264-LiNKLE_track3_eng

CHEERING

'For over 20 years, V Festival
rocked Essex and Staffordshire.'

'As thousands of music fans and some
of the biggest artists in the world

'arrived en masse
for a huge summer knees-up.'

'Things might be
a little different in 2020,

'but that doesn't mean we can't have
some live music of our own.'

'So, get ready to enjoy an intimate
VIP festival experience,

'from the comfort of your own home.

'Because, right now,
a very special V Festival is back.

'We've brought our wellies...
so you don't have to.'

Hello and welcome to
Virgin Media's V Festival 2020!

We're all set for another night
of great music

here at Hylands Park
in Chelmsford.

I'm Joel Dommett.

And I'm Maya jama,
and on the way tonight,

we've got performances from
Dizzee Rascal and Maisie Peters.

We'll also be looking back at
classic sets from massive artists,

and we'll basically just be living
our best virtual festival life!

We'll be watching it all from here

in our very own
socially-distant VIP area.

It's where we're spending the
whole weekend, but don't worry,

we've blagged you a free pass.

Although you might have to do
a few shifts on the burger stall.

Just a couple.
We've got loads coming up,

so let's get this show on the road.

Kicking off our second night
at V Festival 2020 -

make some noise
for Dizzee Rascal! Yeah!

CHEERING

What's going on, V Festival?
My name is Dizzee Rascal.

OK! Let me see some signal.

CHEERING

Where are ya? Yeah.

# I wake up every day
It's a daydream

# Everythin' in my life
Ain't what it seems

# I wake up just to go back to sleep

# I act real shallow
But I'm in too deep

# And all I care about
ls sex and violence

# A heavy bass line
ls my kind of silence

# Everybody says
That I gotta get a grip

# But I let sanity
Give me the slip

# Some people think I'm bonkers

# But I just think I'm free

# Man, I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me-e-e

# Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free

# I'm just livin' my life

# There's nothin' crazy
About me-e-e-e... #

V Festival 2020, where's the noise?

CHEERING

Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on. # Bonkers #

M Kizzle. Get 'em started.

Yeah. Yeah.

# I wake up every day
It's a daydream

# Everythin' in my life
Ain't what it seems

# I wake up just to go back to sleep

# I act real shallow
But I'm in too deep

# And all I care about
ls sex and violence

# A heavy bass line
ls my kind of silence

# Everybody says that
I got to get a grip

# But I let sanity give me the slip
# Bonkers

# Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free

# I'm just livin' my life

# There's nothin' crazy about me-e-e

# Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free

# I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me-e-e-e

# Ooh

# I'm melting in the floor now

# Floor now #

Break it down.

Yeah.

# I wake up every day
It's a daydream

# Everythin' in my life
Ain't what it seems

# I wake up just to go back to sleep

# I act real shallow
But I'm in too deep

# And all I care about
ls sex and violence

# A heavy bass line
ls my kind of silence

# Everybody says
That I got to get a grip

# But I let sanity
Give me the slip #

# Bon, bon, bon, bon
Bon, bon, bon, bon #

# Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free

# I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me-e-e-e

# Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free

# I'm just livin' my life

# There's nothin' crazy
About me-e-e-e. #

Woo!

Levels.

RECORD SCRATCH SOLO

Yes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Woop-woop!

Wow.
Very good.

We'll have more from
Dizzee on the way a bit later,

but right now, let's see
who's in our interactive VIP area,

connecting with us virtually
from the comfort of their own homes.

It's like actually being here,

except they won't spend
the next three months

finding glitter in weird places.
Exactly that.

We have Elton and Jessie from
London. inseparable housemates...

Woo-woo! Very excitable, there,
as you can see. Oh, my Lord.

...who've had an insane 11 festivals
lined up this summer

before everything
obviously got cancelled!

We've got Daniel and Raphael,
who are twin brothers,

MASSIVE Dizzee Rascal fans.

We've also got Kishan and Charlie
from Birmingham.

They're both doctors,

and they've been working on the
front line together. Actual heroes!

Well done, guys.
Well done, dudes.

And we've got Mia and Laura
from London.

Two girls with a HUGE passion
for festival fashion.

You all look absolutely wonderful.

Everyone's really,
really stepped it up.

Thank you, guys. Thank you so much.

We've got another classic V Festival
performance now on the way now.

Take a look.

# Today
I don't feel like doing anything

# I just wanna lay in my bed

# Don't feel like picking up
My phone

# So leave a message at the tone

# Cos today I swear
I'm not doing anything

# I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan

# Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants

# Nobody's gon' tell me I cant

# No I'll be loungin' on the couch
Just chillin' in my snuggie

# Flip to MTV
So they can teach me how to Dougie

# Cos in my castle
I'm the freakin' man

# Yes I said it
I said it

# I said it cos I can

# Today I don't feel like
Doing anything

# I just wanna lay in my bed

# Don't feel like picking up
My phone

# So leave a message at the tone

# Cos today I swear
I'm not doing anything

# Nothing at all
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo

# Hoo-ooh-ooh
Nothing at all

# Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo

# Hoo-ooh-ooh

# Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90x

# Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex

# And she's gonna scream out
This is great

# Oh, my God, this is great
Yeah

# I might mess around
And get my college degree

# I bet my old man
Will be so proud of me

# But sorry, Pops
You'lljust have to wait

#Oh

# Yes I said it
I said it

# I said it cos I can

# Today I don't feel like
Doing anything

# I just wanna lay in my bed

# Don't feel like picking up
My phone

# So leave a message at the tone

# Cos today
I swear I'm not doing anything

# No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

# Cos I ain't goin' anywhere

# No, no, no, no
N0. no, no, no, no, oh

# l'lljust strut
In my birthday suit

# And let everything hang loose
Yeah

# Yeah, yeah

#Oh

# Today I don't feel like
Doing anything

# Cos I just wanna lay in my bed

# I don't feel like picking up
My phone

# So leave a message at the tone

# Cos today I swear
I'm not doing anything

# Nothing at all
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo

# Nothing at all
Ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo

# Nothing at all
Oh

# Nothing at all
Oh, no, no

# Ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh

# Nothing at all. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wonderful stuff. Another great
V Festival performance, there.

And Dizzee Rascal is here,
everybody.

CHEERING

Great stuff. How are you feeling
being back at V?

I'm good, man. I love it.
Always come back here.

It's nothing. It's cool. It's a
little bit different, but same vibe.

Still got lovely people there.
All blessed, they're happy.

It's a good crowd.
It's a good crowd.

You've been to V,
I think it's, like, five times.

It's my fifth, yeah.
This is my sixth, yeah, yeah.

What keeps you coming back?
Well, they keep asking, innit?

LAUGHTER

Yeah, man,
I love festivals, though.

From when I made that transition

from underground pirate radio,
and all that. Mm.

Soon as I got to do festivals,
another world opened up to me.

It's always been so positive.
I love the energy at festivals.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, man.

Now you're back.
New music's on that way.

You and Chip collaborated.
Yes, Chip was supposed to be here.

We've got a song called
Love Life Live Large.

We shot a video for it last week.
He was supposed to be coming today,

but he threw up in the car
on the way. So he had to turn back,

so I'm gonna be doing it by myself.
But big up, Chip, get well soon.

A new album, as well.
Yes, new album's done. Done.

We're shooting videos. It's coming
out. I'm proper happy about it.

That's what I've been working
on in the lockdown.

It's been three years...
Long time. ..since my last album.

Do you think
this is gonna be the last one?

Never. I was gonna say.
No way.

I'm gonna be doing this when I'm 80.
You're not getting rid of me.

You're gonna be up there,
old and grey. Yes, sir.

Jumping around. Yeah.
Cos there's not many people

that have been able to sustain
a career consistently...

You've 17 years. What's your secret?
It's mad.

To just keep going, man.
I'm a music fan, as well.

First and foremostly. So, I just...

You have your moments
where you're the most popular thing,

and you have to watch what
everything else is happening.

And just try and get back out there.
Try and be inspired.

I think that's the main thing,
innit? Yeah.

You can see how excited
you are about it, as well.

Definite. Cos three years,
I can't do that again.

I can't have these gaps,
especially in this day and age.

Keep 'em coming.
Keep 'em coming.

Such a pleasure
to have you on the show.

Dizzee Rascal, everybody.
Thank you.

Thank you for being on the show.
Thank you.

Now, here in our VIP area,
we've got everything you need

to enjoy a festival.
We've got a great view of the stage.

We've got comfy seats.

For the love of God,
we've got Dizzee Rascal!

Yep. All we need now
is some tasty festival food.

Let's head over to our resident
foodie - I love him - it's Big Zuu,

and find out
what he's cooking today.

Thanks, guys. If you love eating
like I love eating -

and I love eating -
you've come to the right place.

These days, you can find foods from
all over the world at a festival,

and today, we're gonna get a taste
of West Africa with Sam and Tieyan

from jealous Mamma.

You guys all right?
We're fine, thank you.

I'm getting hungry right now
just looking!

We've got plantain, chicken.
I'm feeling the vibe.

What are you cooking for us today?
We're making you a burrito today.

One of our legendary burritos.
Legendary. Very much so.

African burrito.
Where did this idea come from?

Well, erm, it was me. Erm...

One day I was just sitting down,
I like to conjure up things,

so I just put jollof rice,
the beans, the plantain,

the salad. And we just tried it.
And hey presto!

So, one day, you were just chilling,
and you were like,

"You know what? Let me put some
jollof rice in a burrito."

Yeah. Do you think I could
have a try at wrapping one up later?

Yes, of course.
Definitely.

Cool. It's smelling, smelling crazy.
I'm not gonna lie.

That plantain just looking at me,
like, telling me, "Yo..."

LAUGHTER
Thank you, guys.

I'll be back here
with Sam and Tieyan in a bit,

and we're gonna let Dizzee Rascal
have a cheeky taste

of the first African burrito.

We're spoiling him,
but what can I say? He's a legend.

Back to you guys!
CHEERING

Thanks, Zuu. It's time
for a quick break, but coming up,

we've got music and chat
from Maisie Peters,

and another all-time
classic V Festival performance.

We'll also have more from a certain
cheeky little rascal. Don't go away.

CHEERING

Welcome back to Virgin Media's
V Festival 2020.

We've got loads of music
still to come,

including more from Dizzee Rascal,

and a very special performance
from Snow Patrol.

But first, look who we found
wandering around backstage.

It's singer, songwriter
and all-round ridiculous talent,

it's Maisie Peters, everybody!

CHEERING
There she is!

Maisie, welcome. How are you?
I'm good, how are you?

I'm very well. Very excited
to have you on the show.

And excited to see you perform.

You had a huge success, almost,
basically,

starting when Feels Like This

was, like, a number one hit
from being on Love Island.

Yeah, that was very exciting.

Was that weird watching people
'go to bed' to your song? Oh, yeah.

They're iconic moments,
the bed scenes.

When everyone's
paying close attention.

And the song's really saucy
in the background.

And you're like,
"l've never been so happy

"that someone's making out
to my song," but kind of weird.

But I'll allow it, like... Yeah.
No, it was, it was very cool.

Tell us about your new track,
Sad Girl Summer.

I wrote it last summer,

which actually went on
to be a great summer. Yeah.

But then we were looking at things
to release, and obviously,

it's been lockdown, so trawling back
through other things.

You know what? It's been quite sad.
Unfortunately, someone tweeted,

"Maisie Peters manifested
my saddest summer yet."

I'm really sorry, everyone.
What are you doing next?

What's next on the cards?

V Festival,
your first time here, performing.

I suppose you would had been
at some festivals this year,

which is a bit of a bum, but...
Well, I guess, obviously this.

And then I've just been making
a lot of music, the past few months.

So, getting stuff ready to put out.

And then really
just preparing for '20-'21. Mm.

Really gonna come out with more
of a bang than 2020, let's just say.

OK.
I think we're all in that position.

Yeah.
We're all like, "Come on, 2021."

Yeah. It's gonna be
the best year ever. Ever.

Expectations will be so high.
Make up for this horrible year.

Maisie, you're about to perform
for us. Go and get yourself ready...

Maisie Peters, everybody!
CHEERING

She's earning a reputation

as one of the most gifted
singer-songwriters around today,

and you're about to see why.

With her gorgeous new track,
Sad Girl Summer,

it's the brilliant Maisie Peters!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# One of us was married

# To an ex-marine
With a blonde down the block

# He said commitment's scary

# So he left her alone
With a house and a dog

# So she ran to Daddy, and he said

# "That man's a loser
Call your friends up"

# And we pulled a chair up

# Oh, oh, oh, oh

# Pass your phone to the right
To the right

# Text an ex-love "goodbye"

# It's another sad girl summer

# Flowers on the side of the road

# Traveling beside each other

# No-one has to dance on their own
No-oh

# So take my hand
And lose his number

# You don't have to have another
Sad girl summer

# Raise your glass
Let it go

# One of us was messy

# She got dumped by
He-who-won't-be-mentioned

# She's vodka Coke unsteady

# So we're secretly staging
An intervention

# Change your shoes, get ready

# That boy is such a loser
Put your hair up

# And we pulled a chair up

# Oh, oh, oh, oh!

# Pass your phone to the right
To the right

# Text an ex-love "goodbye"

# It's another sad girl summer

# Flowers on the side of the road

# Traveling beside each other

# No-one has to dance on their own
No-oh!

# So take my hand
And lose his number

# You don't have to have another
Sad girl summer

# Raise your glass, let it go

# Find your lip gloss, blow a kiss

# Forget the boy ever existed

# Find your lip gloss, blow a kiss

# Forget the boy ever existed

# And pass your phone to the right
To the right

# Text an ex-love "goodbye"

# It's another sad girl summer

# Flowers on the side of the road

# Traveling beside each other

# No-one has to dance on their own
No, no!

# So take my hand
And lose his number

# You don't have to have another
Sad girl summer

# Raise your glass, let it go. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The incredible Maisie Peters
performing exclusively for V 2020.

Incredible.
Oh, that was a-Maisie-ing!

So good. She's like a little fairy.
A-Maisie-ing. Amaz...

You keep doing that stuff.
She didn't even get it.

No. Let's check in with our
VIP guests, Jessie and Elton.

How you doing, QUYF»?

Hello!

You guys had 11 festivals lined up
this summer, is that right?

Yeah, yeah,
we go to a lot together. Yeah.

Yeah, basically spend every weekend
in a tent, in a field.

Daniel and Raphael, would I find you
in the middle of a circle somewhere

in the festival with a "Oi, oi!"
every two seconds?

We mosh, but we don't get too
physical. We need to keep clean.

A polite mosher!
I love polite moshers, man.

Yeah, there's rules and regulations
to this stuff. I love it, love it.

Thank you so much for joining us,
guys. Been an absolute pleasure.

Give them a round of applause
for sitting in their lounges.

It's time now for another iconic
V Festival performance

from a genuine legend.
Mm.

Taking us back in time
with Back To Black from 2008,

this is Amy Winehouse.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# He left no time to regret

# Kept his dick wet

# With his same old safe bet

# Me and my head high

# And my tears dry

# I got on

# I got on without my guy

# You went back to what you knew

# So far removed

# From all that we went through

# And I tread a troubled track

# My odds are stacked

# I go back to black

# We only said goodbye with words

# I died a hundred times

# You go back to her

# And I go back to

# I go back to us

# Yeah, baby, I love you much

# Oh, baby, it's not enough

# You love blow, and I love puff

# Baby, and life

# Life is like a pipe

# And I'm a tiny penny

# Rollin' up the walls inside, yeah

# We only said goodbye with words

# I died a hundred times

# You go back to her
And I go back to

# We only said goodbye with words

# I cried a hundred times

# You go back to her

# And I go back to

# Black

# Mmm, black

# Walking in the sand, yeah

# Mmm, the nights
The nights were so exciting

# And your smile
Your smile was so inviting

# Then, then he kissed my cheek

# With his fingertips

# Softly, we meet with our lips

# And I go back to

# I go back to

# We only said goodbye with words

# I died a hundred times

# You go back to her

# And I go back to

# We only said goodbye with words

# I died a hundred times

# You go back to her

# And I go back to black. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Absolutely iconic performance there
from Amy Winehouse

on the V Festival Main Stage
back in 2008.

She is just one of many superstars
who have graced the festival

over the years, but you don't
just see them on stage.

Sometimes, you'll find one
wandering around the campsite

like an actual normal person.

Which begs the question -
could you guess a pop star

purely by the contents
of their tent?

Hm... Well, earlier,
we decided to find this out.

This is Through The Tent Peg.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to Through The Tent Peg!

In each tent, there will be
three clues to a hint

at the V Festival headliner
who maybe stayed in that tent.

Simple as.
OK, fine.

Are you ready to play?
I'm ready.

Talk us through
what you got in there.

Inside, first thing I get my eyes on
is a plain black tee. Mmm!

V-neck. Er...

Hey, plain black tees
are very in right now.

Could be anyone.
OK. Could be me.

Could be my tent, Maya, couldn't it?

I found two major clues here.

One's Ron Weasley,
and one is a gingersnap.

Oh, I'd eat both of those!
Mmm!

And then we have the key clue.

The key clue
is this teddy bear, and...

something that was just
digging in my bum, then. Mm!

A guitar!
A guitar digging in your bum.

Come on, then, Maya Jama,
give us your guess.

My guess is, in fact, the
most famous ginger I've ever met...

Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran it is!
Congratulations, Maya jama! Yeah!

Yeah!
That was good.

Let's move on to tent number two.
Zip it open.

OK...
Go straight in.

In. And my first clue I've found...

HE GASPS
..is a bouquet...

A bou-quet!
..of flowers.

Not sure, though,
because everyone loves flowers.

Everyone loves flowers.

A T-shirt...
Oh, there we go. OK.

Oh, there is a book, yeah.
There is! Ah!

Read out the book, please, Maya.

OK, this is really
what's given me the clue.

Always Look On The BRIGHTSIDE.
Mm!

It's The Killers.

It's The Killers!
Of course it's The Killers! Yeah!

All right!
Brandon Flowers, the lead singer.

Right, number three.
jump on in!

First thing
that catches my eye here...

A Guide To Throwing Shade.
Mm! Sassy!

I wrote that. Not paying attention
to these little things any more.

I feel like those aren't the clues.

They're throwing you off the scent.

Some Skittles!
Ooh! No, sweets.

M&M'S...
Oh... You think you're slick?

Mm-hm!
Is it Eminem?

It is actually Eminem!

Congratulations, Maya.
Yeah, I'm gonna give it to you.

You got three out of three, Maya.
Thank you!

Well done.
Smashed it.

Let's use this, erm...

Let's use this map to find our way
back to the festival site, shall we?

You know, I'm actually
gonna have a little nap.

I've got a break.
Sweet!

I'll see you later.
See you later on!

Welcome back to Virgin Media's
V Festival 2020.

So we've got loads more music
on the way and I am loving it.

I can't get enough of festival life,
it's great.

Do you know who else can't get
enough of festival life?

Who? I mean, is this a seamless
segue into the next bit?

Yes, it is!

All weekend, we're connecting
with people at home

with the help of witchcraft,
AKA, technology.

We happen to know the couple
who love festivals so much,

they planned one for their wedding.

Sam and Emma were all set to go
with live music,

festival wristbands, the lot.

And then, 2020 went and happened.
It happened.

Yeah, their big day got cancelled,

so we thought we'd share a bit
of festivaljoy with them now.

Sam and Emma, hello!
Hi!

So, you had a whole wedding planned,
and then it couldn't happen.

Yeah, so we had a festival-themed
wedding planned for May.

230 people, plus.

These are our invites.
Oh, wow! Aw!

I also do know that you are
super fans of a certain someone.

Yeah!

Dizzee Rascal. And he was gonna
be a feature, wasn't he?

I wanted to what down the aisle
to Fix Up, Look Sharp. Lovely.

And when the bit goes, "Oi!",
Sam would turn around and see me.

LAUGHTER

What do you think Dizzee Rascal
would have thought of it?

I did actually message Dizzee
and ask him to perform.

Did you? And did he reply?

No.
No?

Someone's actually sat with us
right now. Dizzee Rascal is here.

Right here!

She's shaking. You're shaking.

Is there anything you want to say to
Dizzee right now, while he's here?

We love you.
I love you!

Well, I mean, he can't be
at your actual wedding,

and obviously it's been postponed
and stuff, so maybe we can do just,

like, a pretend little,
"You may now kiss the bride",

in front of Dizzee Rascal. And...

There we go! Lovely.
APPLAUSE

That is cute.
Wonderful stuff.

You can do the "Oi"
and then they can do it.

D0 it!

LAUGHTER

Fix up, look sharp!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So nice. She's crying, she's
absolutely crying. Wonderful stuff.

Thank you so much to Dizzee and
a huge thank you to Emma and Sam.

Give them a round of applause,
everybody!

Well, Dizzee has just made
Sam and Emma's day,

and I think a Big Zuu might be
about to make Dizzee's day too.

How are you getting on, Zuu?

Hey, guys, I'm still here,
cooking up, West African style.

They're making their speciality.
The first African burrito.

And to try it with me, we have
the wonderful Dizzee Rascal here.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Us grime boys, gotta stick together,
gotta stick together. Yes, sir.

You're gonna teach me how to wrap
this, yeah? I am, yes.

I'm kind of a burrito man,
so I think I've got some XP.

What do I do, grab it
from the side, yeah?

Yeah, so you want to pull the sides
together. Yeah.

And then flip the back to the front.
Ah.

And then just start wrapping it in.
Rolling. Yeah. Yeah?

Yes.
Now move it back. Yeah.

Get your foil so you can hold it
all in place. Yeah.

And then just roll.

Then tuck underneath
and twist the top.

Come on! Come on, man!
Yeah!

Well done!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Burrito man!
OK, we've all got a burrito.

You ready to tuck in?

All right, let's open it up. Let me
open it up. You ready, Dizzee?

The first-ever African burrito.
All right, let's go in.

It's beautiful. What do you think
of it, Dizzee? I love it.

Loving it, yeah? I wanna finish it.
Thank you, guys.

We're gonna stay here with
Dizzee and get our burrito on,

massive thanks to these guys.
Back to you guys.

That looks delicious.
Thank you for that, Zuu.

Mmm, nom, nom, nom!

Let's have another classic
performance now from the archives.

It's a man who somehow takes to the
stage both confidently and gingerly.

This is Ed Sheeran.

# I'm gonna pick up the pieces
And build a Lego house

# And if things go wrong
We can knock it down

# My three words have two meanings
But there's one thing on my mind

# It's all for you
Mm-hm

# And it's dark in a cold December
But I've got you to keep me warm

# And if you're broken
I will mend you

# And keep you sheltered
From the storm that's raging on now

# I'm out of touch, I'm out of love

# I'll pick you up
When you're getting down

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it all for you in time

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# Oh, oh

# I'm gonna paint you
By numbers and colour you in

# And if things go right
We can frame it

# And put you on a wall

# And it's so hard to say it
But I've been here before

# Now, I'll surrender up my heart
And swap it for yours

# Now, I'm out of touch
I'm out of love

# I'll pick you up
When you're getting down

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it all for you in time

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# Don't hold me down

# I think the braces are breaking
And it's more than I can take

# And it's dark in a cold December
But I've got you to keep me warm

# If you're broken, I will mend you

# And keep you sheltered from
The storm that's raging on now... #

Who knows the words
to this last bit?

Sing it as loud as you can!
Scream it out!

Sing it out!

# I'm out of touch, I'm out of love

# I'll pick you up
When you're getting down

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it for you in time

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of touch, I'm out of love

# I'll pick you up
When you're getting down

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of sight, I'm out of mind
I'll do it all for you in time

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I think I love you better now

# I'm out of touch, I'm out of love

# I'll pick you up
When you're getting down

# And out of all
These things I've done

# I will love you better now. #

That was Ed Sheeran on the
V Festival main stage back in 2012.

We have got loads of great music
still to come,

but first,
does anyone fancy a burger?

Cos I think we might have some beef.

I honestly don't know
how we've done this,

but we've somehow convinced Maya
to go head-to-head in a rap battle

against our very own
resident grime MC Big Zuu.

Have you got any words of advice
for Maya?

Don't look at me in the eyes.
Oh! OK.

OK, for my own safety, guys,
I am stepping out.

Kids, play nicely.

Let's go.

# Yeah

# Yo, Maya
You need to retire

# Your bars are not fire
And you're a liar

# God loves a trier

# But I can't lie, you're expired

CROWD: Ooh!

# Ey, Maya, we're friends

# But this is where your rap career
Starts and ends

# Right now you look like a cloud

# Fam, I wouldn't be proud. #

Yes!

OK, OK!

OK, Big Zuu, everybody, give him
a round of applause, that's Big Zuu.

CHEERING
That was all right.

I am a cloud!

Bringing the heat, Maya Jama,
step it up, let's go!

All right.

Obviously, this isn't my job,
but I can rhyme.

# Yeah, look

# Big Zuu

# You look like a big poo

# With that hair
I would be screwin' too

# With your long black shoe

# You're nothing
Without your big crew

# Yeah

# Come round to V Fest

# Better mind 'fore
You get your face bench-pressed

0h!

# Maya jama inside

# Don't worry 'bout me
Cos I try, try

# Yeah. #
Yeah!

YQS, Maya!

CHEERING
Maya, oh, my Lord!

That was actually a freestyle
as well. Genuine.

That was pure heat. Well done.
Thanks.

We're gonna do a round of applause
to see who's the winner,

so everybody here,
give a round of applause

if you thought Big Zuu
was the winner.

Round of applause for Big Zuu.

APPLAUSE

That's a decent amount of applause,
Big Zuu.

Love him, and give a round
of applause for Maya jama.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, no! Oh, no!

Maya's the winner!
Congratulations. I'm sorry, Zuu.

Thank you.
It's not fair.

Time for a quick break,
but still to come,

we've got music from Snow Patrol,

and fresh from that rap battle
with Maya,

Big Zuu will be exposing himself.
What?

I'm sorry, Big Zuu will be
exposing himself to the elements,

as we send him camping.
Back in a few, people!

CHEERING

Welcome back to Virgin Media's
V Festival 2020.

Still to come, we've got more
from Dizzee Rascal

and a smorgasbord of classic
V Festival performances.

But first, it's tonight's
instalment of our gripping serial,

as we follow one man's
epic voyage of discovery.

Yeah. In a year when we've all been
experiencing new things,

Big Zuu is no exception.

While he's performed
at festivals before,

this is the first time he's ever
actually been to one as a fan.

So, we thought we'd give him
some learning.

Today, he's erecting his first tent.
What could possibly go right?!

Best Uber driver ever.

Big Joel ready to roll.

Look at this beautiful
forest clearing.

I dread to think the things that
have happened in this space

during V Festival.

Now, I've heard that you're not
much of a camper.

I've never, ever gone camping
in my life.

Now, I've got some great stuff
in front of you.

You've got a foot pump, a tent,
a sleeping bag,

a blow-up bed. You've got to put
these things together.

Oh, bruv. I'm gonna give you
a bit of festival weather.

My biggest fan.
HE LAUGHS

Bit of rain, bit of wind...

Make sure you don't get my hair wet.
Go for it, come on, Zuu!

What I'm doing here
is clearing the area.

I don't want sticks in my batty.
No, no.

What have you got?
Looks like a bin bag, bro.

I don't know which way is which,
bruv.

That's at the bottom, innit?
Oh...

What's this, the sticks? They'll be
criss-crossing over the middle.

This is making me look dumb.
I'm not dumb.

Cool, so...

Through this bit and then that bit.

Thread it through, that's lovely.

It didn't even come with a guide,
bruv.

The English weather's coming in.
How's that?

It's all right, it's all right.

Refreshing?
Yeah, refreshing.

You look like a L'Oreal advert.

Put it in the pin.
Pin in the hole.

That is first part of tent.
Ha-ha!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I see some clouds.

I see some clouds. I would just
stop now, get a hotel, bruv.

Keep going, Zuu,
you're doing so good.

Why do people go to festivals, bruv?

I don't know! Bro, you want me
to pump up this double bed?

Doesn't look like it's going up.

I do have incredible calves, though.
You absolutely do.

Only muscles I have.
Do a rap whilst I do it.

RAPS: Yo, I'm chillin' with Joel,
we're out on a roll.

Yes, please!

Think we're done!
That's the best I could do.

Jump on in.
How does it feel in there?

Obviously there's not a Smart TV.

Get your phone out,
watch the ITV Hub?

I'm taking a nap,
see you later, man.

Gonna test it,
make sure it's weather-proof.

A drunk person walks past,
trips on your guide ropes.

Eughg

That's sleeping at a festival, man.
Completed.

See you later, bro!
Love ya.

What is he like?
A lovely man.

We'd like to take you back now
to the summer of 2009,

a long-forgotten time when
Billie Eilish was seven,

TikTok was something
an alarm clock did,

and Noel and Liam Gallagher

were still, just about,
on speaking terms.

Just about. But that all changed

after Oasis played the Staffordshire
leg of V Festival.

The brothers had a huge
falling-out after the show,

cancelled their headline set at
the second leg here in Chelmsford,

and never played together again.

Those two.
Always got beef with someone.

Remember when they had
the feud with that band?

Who was it, again? I can't remember.

The '90s were such a... blur!

God, yeah.

Anyway, luckily, Snow Patrol were
on hand as replacement headliners.

And here they are now,
from that year,

with their very own tribute
to Oasis.

A blur, guys.
Literally, nobody laughed at that.

# Today is gonna be the day that
They're gonna throw it back to you

# By now, you should've somehow
Realised what you gotta do

# I don't believe that anybody

# Feels the way I do about you now

# Backbeat
The word is on the street

# That the fire in your heart is out

# I'm sure
You've heard it all before

# But you never really had a doubt

# I don't believe that anybody

# Feels the way I do about you now

# And all the roads
We have to walk are winding

# And all the lights
That lead us there are blinding

# There are many things
That I would like to say to you

# But I don't know how

# Because maybe

# You're gonna be the one
That saves me

# And after all

# You're my wonderwall

# Today was gonna be the day

# But they'll never
Throw it back to you

# By now, you should've somehow
Realised what you're not to do

# I don't believe that anybody

# Feels the way I do about you now

# And all the roads
That lead the way are winding

# And all the lights
That light the way are blinding

# And there are many things
That I would like to say to you

# But I don't know how

# I said maybe

# You're gonna be the one
That saves me

# And after all

# You're my wonderwall

# I said maybe

# You're gonna be the one
That saves me

# And after all

# You're my wonderwall. #

CHEERING

WQW!

That was Snow Patrol having
a massive Oasis singalong

back in 2009. Yeah, I mean,
who doesn't love an oasis singalong?

Noel and Liam, apparently.
Yeah, right.

I don't know about you,
but I fancy a little catch-up

with our virtual VIPs. Shall we see
what's happening with them?

Let's do it.
Hello!

Charlie and Kishan, how are you?
Yeah, we're good.

Whoo!

Now, guys, we know
you've been working tirelessly

on the front line, but I hear
you've been swapping your scrubs

for the DJ decks, is that right?

I don't think there's many of those,
ever. Doctor Djs.

Doctor DJ. I like it a lot.

Thank you so much for being on
the show, you all look wonderful.

Thank you, guys! Thank you, guys,
so much for joining us!

So, we've just got time
for one last performance

from a man who's been with us
all night.

With his brand-new single,
it's the brilliant Dizzee Rascal!

CHEERING

Yo, V Festival 2020.

This one's Love Life Live Large

Big up! Let's go, come on!

# Love life live large

# Work smart play hard

# Love life live large

# Stay ready take charge

# Slap yourself I'm so ahead
I might lap myself

# I'm so high
I could never come down

# If I did come down
I'd catch myself

# I don't need gang I'll back myself

# Dippin' and whippin' in black
I'm stealth

# Fly off the handle
Fly off the shelf

# Bury myself with stacks and wealth

# If I die now
It's the cards I'm dealt

# I'm $0 G, R-l-P, Rest In P's
ls what it would've spelt

# So much P I don't tighten my belt
I just buy a new belt

# I don't need no help
# Could've just whelped and knelt on

# The floor all the pain I felt

# But I just felt
Butter wouldn't melt

# Love life live large

# Work smart play hard

# Love life live large
Oi, oi!

# Stay ready take charge

# I'm a lot of things
But I'm not sorry

# I'm a lot of things
But I'm not a wally

# These man are wet
Like they got no brolly

# Pop my collar but I don't
Pop pills or swallow no Molly

# I buried the collie, done all
The folly I fill up my trolly

# Feed off the fat of the land
Jolly

# Follow the money
Like it is a hobby

# Stand and look over the money
like I am securing the lobby

# Money ain't everything

# But when I try to remember
what everything is

# It gets foggy I do not sob
And my pillow will never be soggy

# I work on my soul and my body

# When I was young I was gobby
And ducking the bobbies

# Love life live large

# Work smart play hard

# Love life live large

# Stay ready take charge. #

CHEERING

That is it for tonight.

A massive thank you
to Dizzee Rascal,

Maisie Peters, Big Zuu,
and all of our virtual VIP guests.

If you're loving festival life,

you can find plenty more
classic V Festival performances

on the ITV Hub and STV Player
right now.

We'll be back tomorrow
with loads more great music,

including performances
from Anne-Marie and DoneL

And in the meantime,
we'll be spending the night

doing things we may or may not
remember doing in the morning.

Thanks for watching at home.
We'll see you back here tomorrow.

Until then, goodbye!

CHEERING

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