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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

See, Vic?

A lively scenic

jaunt outdoors.

What could be more

exhilarating?

Nothing but beautiful plants

and majestic hills.

♪♪

Whoa!

You're right, Val!

Nature is exciting.

What?

Look at that

sideways river!

We could totally

surf down that.

Whoa!

That's a good way

to break your face.

Yeah? Sounds cool.

But...with a little

human engineering,

perhaps it could be modified

to be less face-breaking.

Fine,

we'll keep our faces.

[ Straining ]

[ Straining ]

[ Both grunting ]

[ Chittering ]

[ Both straining ]

♪♪

Last one down

is a huevo podrido!

Whoo-hoo!

[ Both laughing ]

Great idea, Val.

Nice to see you relishing

the majesty of nature.

I bet the kids back

in Monte Macabre

would be really

impressed by this.

Let's gather the gang, Vic.

Both: Yeah! [ Laughing ]

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

Oye!

Oh! Catch me, Reynalda!

[ Thud! ]

[ Straining ]

Pbht!

I still think we should've

charged them money.

Victor! Aah!

Aah!

Dumb goat!

What was that for?

[ Bleats ]

Shoo!

Go away, you filthy animal!

You're ruining

our good times.

Get! Deh! Dah!

Nyah!

[ Belches ]

Oh, gross.

I breathed it in!

Aah! Wha-- Huh?!

[ Screams ]

Val! Aah!

[ Screams ]

What's happening?!

[ Screams ]

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]

Both: You're a --

[ Screaming ]

Bu-gock!

My beautiful body!

Hey, that's not supposed

to be there.

No hands? Hee-haw!

No fingers? Hee-haw!

It's that goat! Bu-gock!

His gross burp made us

into gross animals.

Yeah!

Let's get that stupid old --

Hey! Where'd he go?

There he is!

Bu-gock!

Hey, goat!

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

Did he just --

Yeah. Come on!

We got to catch him!

Aah!

Watch it, Val! Bu-gock!

Well, it's weird having to use

all four limbs to walk.

Come on.

Let's go.

Hey, wait! Bock!

I haven't figured out

my legs yet.

It's like someone put them

on backwards.

Ah, okay, there we go.

Ew!

Humans are gross.

Aah!

Coyote: Go away!

Aah!

Bu-gock! Hey, watch it!

Hope it's that goat man.

Wait till I get

my wings on him!

Hey! No!

My trash! Go away!

Where are you going?

Huh?

What is this place?

Oww!

Why are you

messing with us?

[ Sniffing ] My trash!

This isn't funny,

goat man.

Goat man?!

So you're not

the goat man?

Certainly not!

Watch out for that goat man.

You know him?

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

I know the goat man --

the pigheaded old crank.

He's called the Nagual.

A mystic with the power

to mutate himself

and others

into different animals!

[ Chuckles ] Looks like he

already got to you two.

How do you know so much

about him?

You think I was

always a coyote?!

I was just a poor, innocent

millionaire TV executive

who found a perfect hill

to build my vacation condo,

when poof!

Suddenly, I'm a coyote.

Well, instead of whining

about it,

why don't you just go

get yourself turned back?

Turned back?

[ Laughs ]

No, I'm afraid

it's too late for that.

And it'll be too late

for you two

if you don't find

the Nagual by sundown.

That's how the legend goes,

anyway!

Hey!

Now, please...

Go!

-Hey!

Where do we even find

this Nagual man-goat guy?

Coyote: No idea.

Not my problem.

Oww!

Get lost!

We don't have

much time, Vic!

Well, what are you

waiting for? Giddyup, donkey.

Thanks for nothing,

coyote executive...

whatever!

♪♪

Look, Val!

Is that the...

Human with a big hat?

That's him!

Well, move those donkey legs,

Valentino.

Hey! Excuse me!

You got to turn

us back, man.

We're not animals.

Bu-gock!

Ah!

Hey!

You're not the Nagual goat guy.

[ Clucking and braying ]

Well, well, well.

Must be my lucky day.

[ Gasps ]

I have plans for you two.

♪♪

[ Cows lowing ]

Just great! Now I'm gonna

be a chicken forever.

Bu-gock! Oh, don't worry.

You won't be a chicken for long.

Wait, really?

Oh, you bet.

We all start out

as chickens. [ Clucking ]

But we all end up as breakfast,

lunch, and dinner.

Val, I wanna go home!

Bu-gock.

Okay, my new little friends,

here's how it's gonna work.

You're gonna lay some eggs, and

you're gonna plow some fields.

That is how I make money.

So you better not mess up!

Ptuh!

Aah!

You filthy, dumb animal!

Just for that, your friend's

gonna have to lay an extra one.

I'll be back later.

♪ Button fly shoe

and a chicken outdoors... ♪

Guess I got to start

laying eggs.

How hard can it be?

Vic, you do realize

that's a job for the ladies

of the species.

Get me out of here!

No use fighting it,

little guy.

We're in this

for the long haul.

There's got to be some way!

[ Squeals ] T'ain't no one

never gettin' out of here...

'cept through...

the red door.

All: The red door!

[ Chickens clucking ]

Wh-What happens in there?

No one knows, since no one

ever comes back from...

the red door.

All: The red door!

[ Chickens clucking ]

There's got to be something

we can do

with our human brains

and our animal bodies.

I-I know!

Now that farmer guy will think

I laid this egg.

Human brain and animal body,

just like you said.

Pbbbbb.

[ Cat purrs ]

Human brain, huh?

What of it?

If I had to guess,

I'd say a certain goat man

burped in your face.

[ Meows ]

Do you know the goat man?

Tell us,

where can we find him?

Maybe I do...[ purrs ]

...maybe I don't.

All depends on my appetite.

Bu-gock! Come on!

I need this egg,

or I'm gonna be nuggets.

Vic...

Bu-gock. Fine.

Mrow. Thank you.

Alright, so, he lives on a hill

with a big, beautiful waterfall.

He usually comes back

around sunset.

[ Meows ]

So you better hurry!

Of course!

The water slide on the hill!

But we have to be there

before sunset.

And how're we gonna get there,

genius?

Dang these hooves!

[ Straining ]

Ptuh!

Yes!

Come on! Now me, donkey!

Hurry up!

Okay, Vic.

This quick enough for you?

Hee-haw!

Aah!

Ugh.

Thanks, Val.

Come on!

Aw, yeah! Yeah, yeah!

We're free!

Welp, see you guys later.

♪♪

[ Animals chattering ]

You dang animals!

♪♪

Made it before sundown!

Do you see him?

Whoo!

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

He's not here!

What is the Nagual's

not returning

'cause of all these

dumb humans?

We did this, Vic.

We're no better

than the farmer!

You're right, Val.

We got to help

those little animals.

Let's eliminate

this human scourge!

[ Both yell ]

Bu-gock! Bu-gock! Bu-gock!

[ Brays ]

You're blocking my sun.

Shoo!

Humans are so mean!

We need help, Val.

I think I got an idea.

♪♪

[ Animals chattering ]

My fellow animals, time

to take this hill back!

Both: Charge!

Bu-gock! Bu-gock!

[ Animals chattering,

bells clanging ]

Aah!

[ Laughter ]

Huh?

Eh?

-Huh?

-Huh?

-Aww!

-Aww!

-Animals!

-Animals!

Aah!

Get away, you little

forest rats!

Pig: Incoming!

Red door!

Get away from me,

you uncooked poultry!

Come on, let's show

these animals who's boss!

Huh?

[ Animals chattering ]

[ Kids screaming ]

We did it, Val!

Yeah, but look --

we're too late.

Maybe being an animal

won't be so bad.

Yeah! No one tells us what to

do, no homework, no baths...

no house...

no Grandma's cooking.

Being an animal

is the worst!

[ Cries ]

Bu-gock! Bu-gock!

We should've never built

that water slide!

[ Bleats and laughs ]

H-Huh?! Nagual!

You came back!

Well, I never left.

Oh, I get it!

You disguised yourself as

a bunch of different animals

we met on our journey!

To, like, teach us

a lesson or something

about

not messing

with wildlife?

No! I was just in that bush

over there, taking a nap.

Oh.

Can you just

change us back now?

Well, let me see if there's

anything left in the tank.

[ Both whimper ]

[ Belches ]

Ugh.

That is not pleasant.

Eh, at least

we're back to normal.

Mr. Nagual,

I would just like to say --

Can't hear you!

I'm in my bush!

What am I sitting on?

Huh?! Look, Val!

I finally did it!

Ugh.

[ Both straining ]

♪♪

This feels right.

Sure does, Vic.

Sure does.

[ Donkey brays ]

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]

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