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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Chata: Ay! Mijito,

you're burning up.

Mi pobrecito, Victor!

You must relax and do nothing

until you are all better.

[ Sizzling ]

It burns, Grandma!

It burns!

Niño,

this is for your own good.

Now get some rest,

and if you need anything,

Val will take care of you.

Right, Valentino?

I'll make sure the contagion

doesn't spread any further.

Gracias, Valentino.

[ Groaning ]

This is for the greater good.

[ Sighs ]

You're such a good brother,

Valentino.

Ugh.

♪♪

Ugh! [ Groans ]

[ Fly buzzing ]

[ Clock ticking ]

[ Snoring ]

Ugh, so bored.

Can't sleep.

[ Rustle in distance ]

Huh?

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Suspicious.

Let's get to this bottom

of this.

Ugh. Just Don Jalapeño

restocking his dumb inventory.

I bet someone else is up

to no good though.

Reynaldo!

Who's he talking to so late

into the night?

Oh, it's just Reynalda.

Who's Charlene got there?

Ah, she's just rocking her

baby doll to sleep: Boring.

And there's Guillermo...

blinking.

Hmm. Come on!

Somebody's got to be up

to something around here.

Hey, where's that cat going?

Who's trapping cats

at this hour of the night?

Pineapple?

What is he up to?

Something really sick

is going on around here.

Val!

You got to see this.

Pineapple

just caught a cat.

I think he's up

to something.

Mm, he's probably just bringing

in the family cat.

Just go to sleep, Vic.

Wait, where did he go?

That's not his house!

What are those?

Cages? Whoa!

Another cat?

This one's a fighter.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, get him kitty.

Check it out, Val!

Valentino, come on!

You won't believe this!

Come on, Val!

It's Pineapple!

He's creeping around

some abandoned building!

[ Grunts ] He's really up

to something with these cats!

You got to see it!

All right.

All right.

Just stop breathing

on me.

Look!

Fine, fine!

I think this fever's

cooked your brain.

Okay, he appears to be playing

with a cute,

adorable cat...

from behind a curtain?

What's he got there?

Is that a syringe?

What's he doing?

All right.

That's pretty weird,

but there has to be

a rational explanation.

[ Both grunt ]

Let me see!

Wait, okay, Pineapple has put on

some kind of armor,

and now he's carrying

some heavy-duty equipment.

Look, Val!

He's using some sort

of torch!

This is very bizarre!

Let me see!

Told you he was up

to something.

Where'd he go?

♪♪

Come on, this is too weird,

right?

An odd sequence of events

for sure,

but we mustn't

rush to judgement.

We need evidence, and if we're

going to dig deeper into this,

we have to do it right.

Luckily, I'm always prepared

to untangle such quandaries

with my trusty

"Hardboiled Detective Kit!"

This business with Pineapple

is probably nothing,

but if it isn't,

I'll get to the bottom of it.

♪♪

Careful, Valentino, careful!

He's hopeless.

Now, where's Pineapple?

Oh, no, he's coming back

with a shovel!

Get out of there, Val!

Just grab it and move!

♪♪

That's right, move it!

♪♪

Vic!

Did you find something?

I didn't want to believe you

at first,

but it might be worse

than we thought.

I found a bone!

Ugh, is that a cat bone?

Without DNA analysis,

we'll never know for sure,

but Pineapple

is up to something,

and it's definitely

not good.

The question is what

is he up to exactly?

We should talk

to Don Jalapeño.

He's suspicious of everybody

in Monte Macabre.

Maybe he knows something.

Let's g--

Achoo!

Let's go Val.

[ Shudders ]

I don't think so.

You're too sick

to go anywhere.

Fortunately I have my trusty

"Plucky Detective's

Assistant Kit,"

complete with

a walkie talkie set.

So I'm the assistant, huh?

Hey, the assistant is always a

vital part of the investigation.

They just do so

from the sidelines,

away from all the glory.

Anyways, I'm off to Don's.

Hold all my calls,

assistant.

[ Groans ]

Hmm.

You say Pineapple hid

this in the trash?

Yeah, and he's been

catching stray cats

and working with

some sort of torch.

Vic: Yeah, and lots of other

creepy weird stuff!

Mm-hmm.

Interesting.

Let me check my files.

Let's see.

We got Cacao, Charlene,

Guillermo, Miguelito,

a-ha, yes,

here we are, Pineapple.

What's happening now, Val?

Did Pineapple get you?

Calm down.

Don is just going through

Pineapple's file.

Don Jalapeño has a file

on Pineapple?

Oh, yes, I have a file

on everyone,

and before you ask, no,

you cannot see yours.

Hmm.

Oh, yes, I see.

Let's check

the surveillance photos.

There's certainly been a sudden,

perhaps even suspicious,

shift in Pineapples

recent activities.

He's been receiving

mysterious packages,

working with heavy construction

gear late into the night,

stockpiling various

veterinary supplies,

and special ordering bulk

electronic devices

from my market.

Each of those alone

isn't so strange,

but add it up

with the captured cats

and the mysterious bone,

you two may be onto something.

Wait, I got it!

It's so obvious!

Yes, of course!

Why didn't I see this before!

The cats?

The torch?

The medical supplies?

The electronics?

They's only one possible

explanation for all of this!

Pineapple is creating an army

of evil brainless cyborg cats!

Uh, you'll have to excuse

my brother.

His brain has been a little

cooked by the fever, and --

This explains everything!

What?

Well, it wouldn't be

the first time an evil presence

has transformed animals

into an army of creatures

to bring about

the apocalypse.

This could very well

be a catpocalypse!

I must prepare.

I suggest you do the same, huh?

[ Grunts ] Huh?

You heard Don, we got to stop

this catpocalypse

before it starts!

I'm still not sure

about this cyborg thing,

but I agree we got to put a stop

to whatever Pineapple is up to.

Okay, Val.

You got to break into

Pineapple's secret lair

and rescue all those cats

before they're transformed

into monsters!

Achoo!

Okay, but I'm counting on you

to keep an eye out.

I have eyes on Pineapple,

he's in his house

talking to Charlene!

The coast is clear.

Ugh, this place is so dark

and creepy

I can barely see anything.

[ Coughing ]

Keep it down, okay?

Sorry, Val!

Come here, kitty!

♪♪

[ Meows ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Screeches ]

Ah!

You and Don were right!

This thing is 50 percent cat

and 50 percent machine!

Release the cats

before they're all cyborgs!

Ah!

Get away, kitties!

Get away!

[ Screams ]

Valentino, good job!

Now let's check on Pineapple.

Where'd he go?

He's leaving his house!

Val!

[ Radio static ]

He's not answering!

I got to save him!

[ Panting ]

[ Cats meowing ]

Run, cat! Get out of here

while you still can!

Valentino!

Huh?

Pineapple is on his way!

We got to stop this

from happening ever again!

Destroy everything!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Yah!

[ Cat hisses ]

Run away while you still can,

cat!

[ Grunts ]

[ Cat yelps ]

Take this!

Ah!

Hiyah!

[ Cat hisses ]

Stay away from me,

you evil robo cat!

Hey.

[ Both whimpering ]

♪♪

[ Both groan ]

Hi, Pineapple.

Have you opened yet?

We're so excited we just had

to be the first in line!

Reynalda and Reynaldo?

Are they in on this?

Oh no!

Who destroyed

your cat café?

Cat café?

Cat café?

"Grand Opening"?

"Adopt-a-cat"?

But what about

that zombifying serum

Pineapple was feeding

to that cat?

Vitamins?

That doesn't explain

the creepy bone

Valentino found

in your trash!

Fancy cat food??

Those may be perfectly

reasonable explanations,

but how do you explain

your evil robo cat?

[ Cat meows ]

Oh.

We really got carried away,

huh?

We thought you were trying to

bring upon the end of the world

with a cyber-cat army.

It was an honest mistake,

really.

Yeah, could have happened

to anyone.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

We're sorry, Pineapple.

Can we help you fix

this place up again?

Ooh.

Can we help, too?

♪♪

We may be allergic to cats.

But we're not allergic

to love!

[ Cash register dings ]

Look, Val! Pineapple's cat café

is a success.

We shouldn't have spied on him

in the first place.

Telescopes

are for gazing at stars,

not peeping

through windows.

And I'm feeling better,

so I don't have to be stuck

in bed, bored, anymore!

Achoo! Oh, no!

I may be catching it now.

Nah,

I'm sure you'll be fine.

On the bright side, at least

we're not living

in the apocalypse times.

Speaking of the apocalypse,

I wonder where Don is?

[ Munching ] I better get used

to canned food.

Who knows how long

the catpocalypse will last?

Ah, it's not bad.

♪♪