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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Man:

And don't forget, amigos,

tomorrow night is

Dance Dance Monte Macabre!

So,vamos a bailar,

and maybe you'll be the winner

of a huge cash prize!

Valentino:

Victor, stop pushing me!

Victor:

I wouldn't have to push you

if you just hit

your marks, Valentino.

From the top.

Just go.

5, 6, 7, 8.

Ow!

I don't see you kicking,

Valentino.

[ Sighs ]

And roll.

And pose.

Now, scuttle.

Scuttle!

And now

the show stopper.

And...leap!

Your hands

are wrong.

Better.

Ah, who am I kidding?

You're awful!

Come on, Victor.

Loosen up.

I mean, this is supposed to be

fun, after all.

I don't have time

for fun, Valentino,

not when I'm so close

to achieving my artistic vision.

Here. Thisis

my artistic vision.

It's me, but rich.

And that's never gonna happen

if youdon't step up.

Okay, Vic, but -- Wait.

Is that me?

Never mind that. What you need

to focus on right now

is my vision

in your brain's eye.

In other words,

Victor...want...money!

Well, you're never gonna

get your money

if you keep yelling

at your dance partner.

I'm not yelling!

All you've done all week

is push me around

and shoot down

all of my ideas.

Fine.

I see how it is.

You're fired.

You can't fire me!

I'm gonna find someone

who will actually do what I say.

Fine! I'll find someone

who won't scream at me for

[mockingly]

ruining their vision!

[ Both grunting ]

Fine by me!

Fine by me, too!

Aah!

Aah!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fiiiine!!

Hmm, let's see.

I need someone who is

both graceful

and will obey my vision.

Together: ♪ Puppies and kitties

and turtles are sweet ♪

♪ But not

as sweet as you ♪

Whoa!

Whaaaa?

♪♪

So graceful.

[ Laughs ]

Together: Ta-da!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Bravo!

-Wow!

-Amazing!

[ Chuckles mischievously ]

Reynaldo, baby!

Oh, hey.

Uh, blanking on your name.

Uh, Vic,

y-you know my --

Sheesh, okay, okay.

Don't talk my ear off.

I'm just gonna borrow this guy

for a sec.

Look, I'm not gonna beat

around the bush here.

I want you

to dance for me.

Dance for you?

You heard me.

With your twinkle toes and

my amazingly artistic vision,

we could win

the Dance Dance Monte Macabre.

Boy howdy!

Let me tell Reynalda.

We got to practice!

Whoa, who, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, that sister of yours,

she's dead weight, you know?

She'll only hold back

a star like you.

Uh, wha...?

But I can't ditch her.

See, it's like this.

A cake needs the right

combo of flavors.

Chocolate frosting

on vanilla cake?

That's us.

You and her are more like

chocolate and ketchup.

Ah! I love

chocolate and ketchup!

Ugh!

Okay! Okay!

Then aren't youtired

of sharing everything with her?

Don't youwant to be

the main attraction?

Well, this is

your chance.

Uh...

[ Chuckles ]

Uhhhhh...

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

Huh? Huh?

Uh...I guess

I'll do it.

I knew you would!

Okay, clear your schedule

and forget about sleeping,

eating, and going to

the bathroom.

All you're gonna do

is dance.

♪♪

Here you go,

Valentino.

Do you want

some sour cream?

Sure, Grandma.

Lay it on thick.

You know,

actually, just --

[ Gasps ]

Valentino, slow down.

How will you rehearse for

the competition if you're sick?

The competition is off.

Vic and I split up.

Split up?

You can still compete.

You just need

a new partner.

Yeah, hopefully

someone who won't yell at me

or step on my feet.

Oh, I'm sure you will find

someone like that.

[ Chomping ]

♪ La-la, la-la, la, la,

la, la, la, la ♪

Hmm...

♪♪

Get ready to dance

that little tushy off.

[ Whistle blows ]

Again!

Ugh! But I've done it

37 times already!

And my feet

really hurt.

I'm not used to dancing

in my mom's shoes.

Not these big ones,

anyway, at least.

Rey-Rey, baby.

I'm a chill guy.

I don't have a care

in the world, really.

But you know

what I do have?

Uh...

I have a vision,

Reynaldo!

A beautiful artistic

vision-n-nuh.

Ah, well,

then maybe I --

Vision-nuh!

If my mom danced

in these shoes, so can I.

Right, Victor?

That's right.

Now, start the music.

♪♪

5, 6, 7, 8, and

let me see that shimmy shake.

And clap.

And --

Hey, there's no hip wiggling

in my vision.

Now, cut that out

and do the spinny thingy.

Huh?

Oh, okay, Victor.

Eeee!

Keep spinning.

Uh, I'm starting

to get dizzy, though.

Well, come on! Leap!

Leap, Giselle! Leap!

Okay!

Aah!

Owwww!

You call that

a leap?

Ugh!

Just look at you.

Owww!

Get up.

Ooh, my ankle!

It hurts!

Well, come on.

Get up.

Victor, I don't know

if I can still dance.

My ankle hurts

really bad.

[ Squishy throbbing! ]

But, yeah,

I don't think I can --

La-la-la-la!

I can't hear excuses.

But --

You gotta

live it, baby.

Keep on striving,

keep on living.

So, should I

keep on dancing?

That's right,

boo-boo.

Real stars never leave

the dance floor.

Okay, bye.

Oh, okay.

I'll keep dancing,

Victor.

[ Water running ]

Huh?

Hello...Victor.

Valentino.

Fancy duds

you got there.

Is blinding the audience part

of your vision, too?

I don't know what you're

talking about,

but when someone sweeps

the crowd off their feet,

it's not gonna be you.

But anyway, Reynaldo and I

are killing it.

We just get each other...

almost like brothers.

Hmph!

Well, my dance team is

on fire,

and we're gonna burn

your butts off tomorrow.

Oh, yeah?

And who's your dance partner?

Ohh, you'll find out

soon enough.

Harumph!

Harumph!

Welcome, everyone,

to the 5th annual

Dance Dance Monte Macabre!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Blows sharply ]

♪♪

[ Coughing ]

[ Sniffing deeply ]

Next up is Valentino and Chata

with a traditional presentation!

♪♪

Grandma?

It's okay.

We can still win, Reynaldo.

Don't be nervous.

I'm not nervous,

Victor.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Audience murmuring ]

Look at him.

So smug.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Chata! Whoo!

Haha!

Oh! Whoo!

Grandma, yeah!

Next, we have

The Victor-y Experience!

[ Cheers and applause ]

How are you feeling about

your chances tonight, boys?

I have a vision!

Sure!

Give 'em a hand!

[ Applause ]

Are you ready for your lives

to never be the same?

Nyah! Ugh!

-Aah!

-Ouch!

Move it, Reynaldo.

It's show time.

Now, 5, 6, 7, 8, and let me see

that shimmy shake.

Ow! Victor!

I can't keep going!

Hey, there's no crying

in my vision-uh.

Now, suck it up

and spin.

Aah!

[ Whimpering ]

♪♪

Now, leap!

Leap, I tell you!

Aah!

I'll try!

Reynaldo!

Here I go!

Ow! Ow!

I can't land this!

My vision, Rey--

Oof!

Reynaldo!

Ohh!

What?

♪♪

Together: Ta-da!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whee!

Ooh!

Meh!

Ohh, dancing with Victor

was fun,

but we make

a better team, Reynalda.

We share something special

like we're family.

That's probably

'cause we are family.

Oh, yeah!

Hugs!

[ Scoffing ]

Family.

[ Both laughing ]

[ Grumbles ]

I wish I was that close

to my siblings!

I've definitely said

some awful things to my brother

that I just left

unresolved!

Oh, well.

Too late for that now!

Congratulations!

Together: Hugs!

Hey, guys, I just wanted

to say your dance

was really,

really cool.

Thank you, Victor,

but if you'll excuse me,

I have to return my bongos

to Xochi.

Los amo mucho,

mis nietos.

Your dance was pretty cool,

too, Victor.

I liked the mini disco balls.

The symbolism moved me.

Well, if Reynaldo hadn't

gotten hurt,

you would have been

even more moved.

But I feel like with a more, uh,

like-minded partner,

I could do something

even cooler next year.

I mean, that's if you'd want to,

you know, kuh-blabber-nate.

Collaborate.

Okay, picture this.

Postmodern softshoe,

but the real kicker

is that we do it

with monster masks on!

Oh, man, yeah!

And what if we have, like, smoke

and, like, buildings

we can step on and stuff?

Yeah, and the monster

is capitalism!

Yeah, and a robot

is fighting the monster.

Perfect!

What a metaphor!

We're gonna be

the best team ever!

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]