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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

[ Bongos playing ]

Whoa! Way to go to town

on those bongos, Xochi.

Thanks. Now, if you're gonna

borrow my bongos,

you have to

follow some rules.

That means you don't play them

like this...

or like this...

and especially

not like this, Victor.

[ Hollowing bonging ]

Okay, okay.

Whatever.

You must treat them

with respect.

[ Vic and Val whoa ]

The last rule

is that I need

these bongos back

by tonight for my show.

Got it?

Yeah.

Y-Y-You got it, Xochi.

-Good.

-Hey, Xochi!

If we get real good

can we plan in your band?

Mm...maybe.

See ya!

Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh.

Chata:

Hola, mis pequeños musicos.

Your best abuela is here

on Abuela Day!

Together: A-Abuela Day?

O-Of course!

Abuela Day!

[ Chuckles nervously ] We didn't

forget your special day.

We'll go get your present

right now.

[ Vic nyehs ]

How could we forget

Abuela Day?

I must've put it

on the wrong calendar.

There's gotta be a gift

in here somewhere.

Ah-ha!

Air freshener! Perfect!

Let's go.

Wait, Vic.

What do you think

you're doing?

We got to wrap it first.

[ Vic grunts ]

Together: Happy Abuela Day,

Grandma!

Mmm... Mmm...

What is this?

Is this my air freshener?

[ Trills curiously ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]

We got you a present

because

we totally didn't forget?

Yeah, we know we s-stink

sometimes?

[ Chuckles ]

You niños are so funny.

Now tell me, what is my real

Abuela Day present?

Well, uh...

mmm...

Bingo! Bongo!

We got you these bongos.

[ Gasps ]

[ Trills ]

I haven't played the bongos

in years!

Oh, ooh, ah.

Whoa. She's good.

Geh!

Victor,

what are you doing?!

Those are Xochi's bongos.

What, I have to come up

with the whole plan on my own?

I figured I'd get things started

and you'd handle the rest.

Solid strategy, Victor...

Okay, nos vemos al rato,

bye-bye!

[ Quietly ] Let's just cut

our losses and come clean.

Hey, uh, Grandma,

about those bongos,

we actually gave them

to you because...

Because you wanted

to give your grandma

the most amazing gift ever.

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you, sweet boys.

You really made your abuela

feel special today.

[ Trills ]

[ Vic and Val groan ]

I am off to a relaxing

Abuela Day siesta.

Go ahead, and get

that beauty rest!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

What happened to coming clean,

Valentino?

I don't know, Vic.

I totally froze.

How can we tell Grandma

we forgot Abuela Day,

and what are we gonna tell

Xochi?

That Grandma stole her bongos

and she can't have them back?

Grandma stole the bongos?

Really, Vic?

Right, right.

Grandma probably wouldn't steal,

but you know

who would steal?

Burglars.

[ Dully ] Burglars?

Buuurgaaleerrrsuh.

Let's say a couple

of sly burglars snuck in

and pinched those bongos

while Grandma was sleeping.

Xochi gets her drums back,

and we're off the hook.

So we're stealing

from our own grandmother?

Yeah.

[ Sighs heavily ]

[ Grunting ]

Let's burgle some bongos!

[ Vase clatters ]

[ Whispering ]

Careful, Vic!

You're going

to break something.

[ Gasps ]

Or at the very least

make everything

severely asymmetrical.

Hmm, perfect.

Nyeh, relax, Val.

I'm dive rolling.

Everyone knows

you gotta dive roll

when you steal stuff.

But there's no point.

No one's

going to see us.

Dive roll.

[ Spy music plays ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Straining ]

[ Groans, sniffling ]

[ Straining ]

♪♪

[ Strains ]

[ Tense music plays ]

[ Straining ]

Achoo!

[ Gasps ]

[ Groans ]

[ Straining ]

[ Straining ]

[ Whispering ]

Come on, Vic!

[ Door creaks ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Tense music plays ]

[ Whispering ]

Ah, let's get outta here!

[ Trilling ]

Que pasa, Huitzi?

[ Gasps ] Mis bongos!

Ladrones!

[ Panting ]

[ Alarms blaring ]

What's happening?!

[ Rumbling ]

We can't stick around

to find out.

Come on! Let's go!

[ Panting ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Straining ]

Hang on, Vic!

[ Shouts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Alarm continuing ]

Did the stairs

always do that?

Let's head

for the front door.

[ Panting ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Electricity humming,

crackling ]

[ Straining ]

Did you see

my bones just now?

Keep it together, Vic.

[ Groans ]

Chata: Devuelvanme mis bongos

si no quieren enfrentar

la furia de Chata!

She sounds super mad.

[ Panting ]

[ Straining ]

Ah, dumb door won't open!

[ Straining ]

[ Trills, growls ]

Uh...Ow!

[ Trilling angrily ]

Ah!

[ Grunts ]

Ningun ladron

gets the better of Chata.

You thieves thought you could

steal from Chata

and get away with it?

Confess!

Why did you do it?

[ Whispering ]

Don't say anything!

Oh, don't wanna talk, hmm?

That's fine.

That's fine.

I can talk plenty for all of us.

Let's start with the dictionary,

shall we?

Abstract -- Adjective,

a thought or idea

which does not exist physically.

Academic -- Adjective,

of or relating to a college,

academy or school.

[ Strains ]

Accounting -- Noun,

a detailed...

Stop the information!

It's too much!

Asymmetrical -- Adjective,

not identical on both sides

of a center line.

[ Deep voice ]

Stop it, lady!

Too many boring words!

Make it stop!

Stop it!

Tell me who you are and why

you steal my bongos!

Never!

We'll never talk, lady.

Oh, really?

And what about you, hmm?

How will Chata break you?

Hmm.

♪♪

Mm, clumsy me.

This shelf must look

dreadful now.

What?

So asymmetrical.

Put it back.

The asymmetry...

It's killing me!

I will as soon as you tell me

the truth!

No, just call the police!

Arrest us!

[ Groaning ]

Anything

but the horrible truth!

Hmm, you'd like that,

wouldn't you?

[ Chuckles ]

Too bad!

You have to deal with me

instead.

[ Whimpers ]

You're lucky you didn't mess

with my sweet little angels.

They are upstairs now

quietly playing,

not disturbing their

abuela's nap on Abuela Day.

Now, let's get

to your punishment.

Take a dip!

Time for you criminals

to swim with the fishies.

-Huh?

What? So we just

jump in the fountain?

That's not so bad.

Yeah.

Frankly,

you could use a dip.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Gasps ]

Together: Uh...

[ Screaming ]

What's wrong?

Afraid of a little cold water?

I think it's just a thing

to wake you up

and see that you need

to change your wicked ways.

Now make your choice --

truth or dare?

[ Spirits wailing ]

What is it going to be?

[ Straining ]

It's us, Grandma!

[ Crying ] It was us!

We're so sorry!

We didn't get you anything

for Abuela Day.

So we pretended Xochi's drums...

[sniffling] were your gift.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Laughs ]

Yes, I know.

[ Sobbing ]

Together: You do?

Chata: Oh, yes.

I figured it out earlier today.

[ Knock on door ]

That sound, I never knew

my bongos could sound so good!

Your bongos?

Yeah, they begged me

to borrow them,

and I honestly thought

they'd be bumbling around

with them all day,

but then I hear that.

They're really

blowing my mind.

Hmm, so they belong

to you, huh?

Why don't we teach them

a lesson, eh, Huitzi?

[ Snoring ]

Oh, so sleepy...

[ Snoring ]

So you knew the whole time?

What took you so long

to tell me the truth?

Guilt?

Yeah, mostly guilt.

We forgot about Abuela Day,

and we -- we couldn't bring

ourselves to tell you.

Sorry we lied.

Next year, we'll get you

something really good

for Abuela Day.

I don't care about gift.

All I care about

is that you remember

to do

something thoughtful.

Vic and Val:

We will! We promise!

[ Knock on door ]

Together: Huh?

Hey.

Oh, hello, Ms. Xochi.

I was on my way to the show,

and I thought I'd swing by

and pick up

our new drummer.

[ Gasps ]

It's totally me.

Psh, yeah, right.

[ Bongos playing ]

[ Audience cheering ]

♪♪

Okay.

She is pretty good.

Yeah, she's killing it.

Hey, Val?

Yeah, Vic?

When do you think

she's gonna untie us?

I wish I knew, Vic.

I wish I knew.

♪♪

[ Laughing ]