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[ Laughter ]

[ Grunts ]

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[ Roars ]

-[ Screams ]

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-Whoa!

-Whoa!

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[ Laughs ]

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-[ Chuckles ] What is it?

-I have no idea.

It looks like it has a crank.

All right, Vic. Crank away!

-I don't wanna.

-Come on.

I'll be your best friend.

I'll do it if you don't be

my best friend.

Deal!

[ Crank whirring ]

-Eh...

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Heh, the dumb thing is broken.

-Aah!

-Aah!

You are allowed entrance

to Guillermo's

Gathering of his Creation?

Guillermo's birthday?

He smells like pickles.

And not in a good way.

We ain't going there.

Oh, yes, you are.

But Grandma!

It's our day off!

I was going to spend the day

doing some yoga.

Ugh, my neck and joints

have been extremely stiff.

Yeah, and I was gonna

spend the day hitting things

with a stick!

No grandsons of mine will act

so rudely to such a nice boy.

You will attend his fiesta,

and you will have fun!

And don't you think

that you can just go

somewhere else for the day.

I want each of you

to bring back party favors

to prove that you went

to Guillermo's gathering.

Got it?

-Eh.

-Eh.

Okay, run along now.

-Aah!

-Aah!

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Oh, Victor and Valentino!

Guillermo will be

so excited you came!

They're out back in the garden.

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Ooh, la, la, la, la, la.

Ugh. The only people here

are Reynaldo and Reynalda.

Oh!

Hey, Victor and Valentino!

Ooh, oh, hey,

Victor and Valentino.

Hey, I just said that,

Reynalda!

I wanted to say it, too.

Oh! Let's say it together!

Both:

Hey, Victor and Valentino!

-Hi, guys.

-So where's Guillermo anyway?

Guillermo: Cast your eyes

upwards into the firmament!

Behold the act of

Guillermo's spawning.

Ah. It's happening!

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Welcome to the gathering

of my creation.

Happy birthday!

Oh, yeah.

You only do hugs.

[ Scoffs, chuckles ]

Uh, yeah.

We got you this present.

Or whatever.

That's a vintage

pre-war harmonica.

-A very nice collector's --

-Yes.

Yes...I can use this.

I must save the juices.

Ooh! Hey, Guillermo!

We heard you have

a choo-choo train.

Can we play with it?

Not now.

We shall

after the celebrations.

Only I may operate it.

The train listens only to me.

Both: Yay! Choo-choo!

Ugh. A toy train?

I'm already exhausted.

Let's just ask if

we can get the favors now.

Hey, birthday boy.

So, where are those

party favors at?

Ha, what my inconsiderate

brother's trying to say is

we might have to leave

a bit early.

So if you have any party favors

to give out, ah, you know?

[ Chuckles ]

-Is he even listening?

-It is time!

The creation day ceremonies

are upon us!

Walk this way, please.

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Sighs ]

Fellow organisms, look upon

the souvenir of festivity.

All: Ooh.

Both: The party favor!

If you wish to obtain

said souvenir,

you must compete

in the creation day ceremonies.

There can only be one winner.

Ahh, great.

Don't worry, Val.

How hard can these games be?

For your first competition,

the one who dances the most

like a fresh pupa wins.

-Begin!

[ Gunshot ]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...

Ooh. Ahh...

More wiggling.

Think about your metamorphosis.

Man, this is kind of making my

joints feel all loosey goosey.

Stop!

-You win.

-Ooh, hurray!

I'm a poopa!

This is an outrage!

That was no fair.

You will have your chance to win

in the next event.

But first, let us rest.

[ Snoring ]

-A nap? What the heck is --

-And now we wake!

Competition two.

Piñata.

This is gonna be easy.

-Ah.

-A little to the left.

A little to the right.

Where's this piñata anyways?

You must the piñata

that I see in my mind.

At least I get to swing

a bat around. [ Grunts ]

Getting colder.

Ow! Vic! I'm not the piñata.

Oh, sorry, Reynaldo.

Ow! Victor!

Hehe, just making sure.

Time is up. Next.

Why are we blindfolded

if we can't see the piñata

in the first place?

[ Grunting ]

A good effort, but failure

was inevitable. Next.

Ooh. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

No way Reynaldo's gonna find

that invisible piñata.

He can't even find

his belly button.

Aah. Oh.

-You win.

-I did?

Yes. I commend your bravery.

Yay!

Yay!

So what's the next game,

Guillermo?

Now it is time for snacks.

Creator!

Bring forth the sustenance.

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Ugh, do I even want to know

what this is?

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, no. No, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no.

Both: Oh!

We want some, too!

Here it comes!

So unsanitary...

Okay! Victor and Valentino,

your turn.

-Open wide...

-Stop!

Uh, c-can we use the bathroom,

please?

Oh, why, of course!

You may relieve yourselves

for the moment.

But don't delay.

There are plenty more

festivities to take place.

[ Panting ] I can't

take much more of this.

We've gotta find

those party favors!

Nothing!

Nothing.

Gotta be here somewhere.

-Look!

-Let's get 'em!

Come on, Vic.

We're wasting precious time!

I'm, like, trying really

hard for once, okay?

Oh, you want some more?

Already?

Okay, just let me run

inside real quick.

Vic! Hurry!

I got 'em! Whoa!

Both: Whoa!

[ Exhales ]

She took them all!

We're never gonna

get out of here.

Oh, yes, we are, Val!

Look!

But there's only one.

Vic!

Give it, Vic!

Grandma's gonna think

I skipped out!

-Take one for the team, Val!

-No way! [ Grunts ]

Both: Whoa!

Nice job.

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Guillermo?

I told you, the train

only listens to me.

Hold on to your epidermis.

Hurry, Guillermo!

It is stuck.

Now it is broken.

We're doomed!

Uhh...

Quick, grab whatever you can

that will weigh it down!

Okay.

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[ Grunting ]

Ah.

[ Cat meows ]

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-[ Grunts ]

-[ Grunts ]

It's working! Yeah!

Whoo-hoo! No!

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Both: Aah!

It is almost done.

I can feel it.

Both: Whoa!

-Aah.

-Got it.

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Both: Whoa!

Aah!

Wow, Guillermo.

You actually did something cool.

Don't celebrate too soon.

Both: [ Groaning ]

Make way! Make way!

Help!

We found your birthday cake.

And then we ate half of it,

got tired,

and now we can't get up!

There is no hope.

We must ready ourselves

for the afterlife.

No! There has to be a way!

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Ahh!

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Both: Yay...

-Yeah! Yeah!

-Man, that was crazy.

Yeah!

Oh, sorry for messing

with your train, Guillermo.

The train,

it is my greatest work.

It is my passion, the unyielding

yearning of my soul.

Wait, you built this whole train

by yourself?

That's awesome!

I love the part when it went

all fast and junk.

Now that the festivities

are over, you are free to go.

Oh. We were actually having fun,

right, Vic?

Yeah, we can stay

a little longer.

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Wow. The level of detail you put

into this is extraordinary!

Whoo-hoo! All right!

Yeah! Yeah!

Niños, it's late.

Your grand creator is here.

-Aw, man.

-Time to go home, boys.

Oh! Uh, well, we don't have

our party favors, Grandma.

So technically we can't

go home yet.

Actually, the favors

have burrowed into their bodies.

-Huh?

-Say what now?

I baked the remaining party

favors into the cake.

They are sugar-based.

They are a part of you now.

Good day.

-Come on, boys.

-But Grandma!

We didn't get to try

the blue paste!

Yeah!

It comes out of a weird egg,

and the creator

slathers it on your tongue.

I think you've had enough

Guillermo for one day.

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