Original subtitles

[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪

Oh, what a story, Vic.

Wouldn't it be nice

to have someone to hang out with

all the time?

Uh, no.

I meant someone special, someone

you're destined to be with.

Like in "Gone with the Wagon,"

where Gwendolyn Charcoal

and Rad Buttons

wheel across the countryside,

chit-chatting about all

the things they have in common.

Sounds boring as heck.

Oh, yeah, Victor?

Well, you wouldn't know romance

if it bopped you on your --

Excuse me.

What?! [ Gasps ]

♪♪

H-How may I help you?

I would like a taco,

please.

Oh, uh, of course.

Uh, what can I interest you in?

Uh, t-taco-wise, I mean.

What's your favorite?

I'll have that one.

Oh, one of Grandma's famous

chorizo vegan tacos

coming right up!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

You're vegan?

Yup.

Me too!

Really?

What a coincidence!

Or is it destiny?

[ Laughs ]

Or that.

Here you go.

I hope you like it!

I already do!

Say, I'm new here,

and I'm, uh...

writing a book!

About, uh, buildings.

Oh, my gosh!

Really?

I am an architectural

enthusiast myself!

15th-Century architecture,

to be precise,

which I personally believe

is the most interesting

architectural period.

I only study 15th-Century

architecture

for that exact reason!

[ Chuckles ]

I'm Valentino.

I'm Matty.

Yeah, that'll be $2,

please.

Oh, uh, right.

I'm sure I have some change

somewhere.

We have so much in common!

She could be my special someone!

There's just something

about her!

Yeah, there's something,

all right...

something off.

[ Fly buzzing ]

I haven't seen her blink once.

Maybe she just has naturally

really moist eyes, all right?

Who are we to judge?

Boy, being new to town,

I don't know anything

about the architecture here.

If only there was a gentleman

to be my guide.

I can be your gentleman!

Guy!

I mean, guide.

I can be your guide!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

That is, uh, if it's agreeable

with m'lady?

The lady agrees.

♪♪

Val, you're just gonna leave me

to run the stand by myself?

You got it, Victor!

Hey, you didn't eat your taco!

I'm not hungry...

yet.

♪♪

This place

has the best churros.

Believe it or not,

they actually use my recipe.

One order of churros.

Thanks, Lupe.

Val, say, "Ahh!"

Ahh.

[ Chuckles ] Ah.

[ Laughs ] Ah.

Matty, stop teasing me!

[ Laughs ]

[ Splat! ]

Open wide!

[ Splat! Splat! ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Gasps, sighs ]

I really enjoy watching you eat,

Valentino.

What an unusual thing

to appreciate.

Thanks, Matty.

This cat café

is really popular in town.

It's so relaxing to sit around

with these mild-mannered

little fur balls.

Hey, Pineapple,

bring Mr. Dainty Puffs, please.

Thanks. [ Laughs ]

Cute, huh?

Mr. Dainty Puffs

is the sweetest,

most snuggly buddy

you'll ever meet.

[ Hisses ]

Be nice, kitty.

[ Yowls ]

Mr. Dainty Puffs?

[ Cats yowling ]

We should

probably go.

[ Breathing heavily ]

What's that

all about?

They're normally

so calm.

Oh, Val, uh,

I forgot to tell you

cats are allergic to me.

Oh. I've only heard of that

the other way around.

That's okay, Matty.

I'm more of

a dog person anyways.

[ Cat yowls ]

[Screech!]

Oh, I know what

you might like --

the plaza's

beautiful fountain --

another architectural marvel

of the 15th century.

Just look at this gorgeous

mosaic pattern.

Come on, Matty. Check out

this 15th-century detail.

Sure beats all

the modernist architecture

popping up everywhere.

Yeah, I hate

modern architecture.

Let's make a wish.

I know what mine's

gonna be.

[Screaming]

Are you okay?

What's happening?

Mee! Mah! Moe!

What's that weirdo up to,

rolling around like a worm?

Sorry I scared you

like that.

I thought

a bee stung me.

I-It's okay.

I hate bee stings, too --

another thing

we have in common.

Here, how about a soothing

melody to put your mind at ease?

Uhh, you

don't have to.

I insist.

[ Harmonica playing ]

No. No. No. No. No.

Aaah!

Aah!

Nyah!

I have

sensitive ears?

Totally my fault.

My G-sharp was a little flat.

I'll have to work

on that.

You sure you can make it

for dinner tonight?

Wouldn't miss it

for the world.

Great. Remember --

We live in the jungle

right by

the triángulorock.

Got it!

Bye, Matty.

♪♪

You're going to meet

Matty's parents in the jungle?

There's something up

with that Matty. She's strange.

Strangely wonderful.

What about

when she freaked out

and did that worm dance

at the fountain?

So she likes

experimental dance.

And she acted like music was

burning her ears or something.

Don't be ridiculous, Vic.

I played off-key.

Don't wait up.

I have a date with destiny.

♪♪

[ Humming ]

♪♪

Okay, Val,

you got this.

Parents love you.

Moment of truth.

Hello, Val.

Oh, hey, Matty.

Oh, Val,

you shouldn't have.

Man:

Oh, is this him,

the boy you've been

telling us so much about?

[ Chuckling ]

Yes, Father.

Well, howdy, sport.

Put 'er there.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

It's nice to meet you --

Whoa!

What a lovely home.

Well, aren't you

a gentleman.

And such a fine,

plump specimen.

Thank you.

I use a moisturizer

with SPF

to help preserve

my skin's natural elasticity.

[ Chuckles ]

Yah!

Excuse me.

I didn't see you there.

It's so nice to meet

your entire family, Matty.

You haven't met everyone yet.

Here's Grandma.

An honor, as always,

to meet a member

of the greatest generation.

[ Groans ]

Ah, your skin must be dry

and cracked

from such

a long journey.

Here's an oil and salt scrub

to keep your flesh --

uh, I mean skin --

moist and tender.

Oh, how thoughtful.

That's right --

really get it in there.

These shoulders are so tight.

Try our portable sauna.

It's my own design.

You'll love it.

[ Whimpers ]

It stretches your spine while

the heat relaxes your muscles.

Such hospitality.

Hey, Val.

Hungry?

How about

a turkey leg?

You said you were vegan.

We bonded over it!

Wait a minute.

Strange meat,

collections of teeth,

books on

modernist architecture?!

What else have you been

lying to me about?

Well, I love meat.

My full name is

Matlazihua,

and me and my family

are about to eat you!

[ Gasps ]

[ Hisses ]

I get the rump!

Carne!

Vic was right

about you, Matty!

[ Door slams open,

all hiss ]

Did somebody say,

"Vic was right"?

Victor!

Hi, Vic.

What a

pleasant surprise.

We'd love to have you

join us for dinner.

Sorry, Matty,

I only eat take-out.

[ Roars ]

♪♪

[ Blowing ]

Vic!

Hey, Val.

Sorry to interrupt

your romantic date.

Thanks for having us!

[ Both shout ]

♪♪

Together: Huh?

So you were

saying something

about me being always right

and a genius or something?

Can you save the gloating

for when we get home?

♪♪

Aah! Aah!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah!

See ya, creepy.

Huh?

Aah!

[ Laughs

mockingly ]

Ooh. Leave some scraps

for Grandma.

♪♪

Come on, Val!

♪♪

Aah!

Hurry up!

Aye, que rico!

Hm?

[ Chomp! ]

Aah!

Vic!

Victor,

do something!

Uh, get off

my brother! Aah!

[ Sizzling ]

So your first girlfriend is

a monster who can't touch water.

Way to pick 'em, Val.

Just keep paddling.

Hey, creepoids,

you hungry?

Well, eat

your heart out.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Snarls ]

Don't you dare try

to hurt my brother,

you tone-deaf weirdo!

Ugh!

Vic, that's it.

Don't worry, Val,

I'll always carry

a little piece of you with me.

Maybe your skull!

Aah!

Got ya.

Matty,

this song's for you!

[ Harmonica playing ]

Aah!

[ Sizzling ]

Huh? Huh?

Once again, saved by the song

of the humble harmonica.

Aah!

Ugh. Snakes.

Whoo, boy!

I tell you one thing --

I wont be messing around

with dating again

any time soon.

No, siree.

Just

hermano y hermano.

Vic and Val off on adventures

in Monte Macabre.

Maybe we'll even learn

a thing or two

about family

along the way.

Sheesh.

[ Gasps ]

This calls for another song!

[ Harmonica playing ]

Nyah!

Vic, you ruined

my fedora!

♪♪

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]