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[ Both laughing ]

[ Bang! ]

[ Both grunt ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Aah!

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

[ Suspenseful flourish plays ]

-iAy, mira!

-Ohhhh!

Congratulations,

mi nieto.

I knew this day

would come,

the day you finally grew

your first mustache hair,

tu bigote.

You're becoming a man!

Please, please,

it's no big deal.

No big deal, huh?

Well, I'm just as much

a man as Val.

I'll show them.

[ Melancholy tune plays ]

Anybody need me

to open a jar?

[ Laughter ]

That's child's play.

Anybody need help

changing their oil?

[ Whimsical-suspenseful

tune plays ]

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

[ Yawns ]

[ Knock at door ]

I'll get the door.

What a gentleman!

Qué lindo.

Delivery for Chata.

It just arrived

this mor-- Whoa!

[laughing] Well,

pardon me, señor.

I see you're looking

a little shaggy.

Oh, this?

Yeah, it's no big deal.

A part of being a man

is learning to groom

yourself, huh?

We've gotta

get you a razor.

See, that's what I was tryin'

to tell young Val, here.

Men like us,

we gotta stay groomed.

Get down

from that table!

Yes, sir.

Sorry, sir.

Ay, igracias!

I've been

expecting this.

Oh, Don,

do you mind

taking them for a boys'

trip to the salon?

Oh, you mean,

a man'strip?

Yeah!

[laugh heartily]

Maybe, uh,

we can get some soap

to wash that dirt

off your face, too, hmm?

Let's go!

-Come on, Vic.

Well, it's important

to get the right razor.

There's a big

selection here,

so, uh,

let's take a look.

[ Scoff ]

[ Guitar strums tranquil tune ]

I don't like

this cut at all.

[ Bloop ]

[ Sizzle ]

Excuse me.

Ey, look it.

Would you mind taking

a little bit more

off the top,

or what?

Secret hair-growing formula?

[ Laughs ]

And this razor's

for you,Valentino,

to keep that 'stache

under control.

Thanks so much, Don!

iVámonos, niños!

Nah, I'm gonna

stick around

and do other, manly

activities that are

manlier than your

manly things.

Shave ya later!

"Shave you later."

I'll shave you.

Is anybody gonna come

and fix my hair?

Can't be seen in public

like this.

Now's my chance!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Snip! ]

[ Rustling ]

♪♪

Heh heh.

♪♪

Hey, Victor.

[ Eerie music plays ]

What are you doing?

I, uh,

I'm gathering hair.

Hair?

There's some!

Yeah,

it's for

a personal project.

Ew, creepy!

I like it.

Uhhh, okay.

Anyway,

I gotta go.

[ Whoosh!]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Hmm, Maria Teresa used

just one drop,

so I'll just use one.

[ Bloop ]

♪♪

[ Rustle ]

[gasp] Yes!

Just wait 'til everyone

checks out

this Vic-stache.

[ Jaunty tune plays ]

[ Drill whirring ]

♪ All. grown. up ♪

♪ I'm a big man now ♪

[ Ting!]

-iAdiós!

-Bye-bye!

Hey, Grandma.

Hey, Val.

Vic, is that you,

under all that

mustache?

Victor has a bigote, too?

iAyyy!

Mis dos niños

son tan maduros.

[ Laughing ]

Anh,

it's no big deal.

Hey!

[ Grunting ]

Hmm.

[ Raspy ]

Anh.

[ Rustling ]

Sorry, don't wanna

mess up

your tiny,

babymustache.

Just finish.

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Lightning crashes ]

Zzz!

[ Babbling ]

Zzz! [babbling]

[ Voice grunting]

♪♪

[ Grunting]

[ Bottle clatters ]

[ Continues grunting]

♪♪

[ Beep! ]

Uhh! Huh?

Whoa!

Maturing into full

manhood was easy.

Full manhood?

What did you do, Vic?

Don't body-shame me,

Val.

[ Whimsical-suspenseful

tune plays ]

♪♪

[ Munch!]

♪♪

Hukkh, ptoo!

You'reready

this early?

What can I say?

Thanks to my mustache,

I'm a new man.

[ Guitar strums upbeat tune ]

[ Meows sadly ]

♪♪

[ Gasp! ]

[ Cheering ]

Mmm!

♪ My mustache thick ♪

[ Laughter ]

♪ And very masculine ♪

Huh? Waaaah!

♪ It's nice and groomed ♪

♪ Take a good look ♪

-Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

[ Thud ]

Unh!

[ Laughter ]

Ah.

Is that an adoring fan

coming now?

Oh, wait.

It's my biggest fan.

Hiya, Val.

What's the matter,

your upper lip

getting chilly?

[ Laughs

maliciously ]

I know you stole

this tonic

from Maria Teresa!

This is how you grew

that mustache, isn't it?!

[Guitar strums melancholy tune]

[sigh] Valentino,

I know it's like you

to get all jealous,

but false accusations?

I thought you were

better than that.

Hmm!

Hmph!

Uh, okay,

so I stole the stinking

hair juice

from Maria Teresa.

What do you care?

That thing is

outta control!

I mean, look at it!

It's bigger

than you are!

I know.

Isn't it sweet?

I'm just saying,

maybe you should consider

trimming it back?

I brought a razor

for you to --

Hey!

[ Growling]

Whoa!

Vic, put me down!

Put me down, right

now-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Uah!

Heh, what a nerd.

Hey, wait a minute!

Did I tell you to toss

Val into the lake?

Don't forget who's boss

around here!

[ Growling]

-Ow!

Hey, you should be

listening to me!

I grew you!

I'm basically your

da-a-a-a-d!

Huahhhhhng!

Ahhh.

Time to save Victor, again.

Hmm.

[ Shimmering,

tender tune plays ]

I think she'll like

Lavender Secrets best.

[ Crash! ]

Huh!

-[ Snarling]

-Hey, ah, put me

dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-

ow-ow-n!

Uh, no,

it's cool, you guys.

I'm just, uh,

giving you a ride.

Hey! This isn't good

for my lumbar.

iHijole!

-[ Grumbling]

-Ahhhhhhh!

That's not

for you-ou-ou-ou!

Enh. Mmmmm.

Hmm, shortsighted Victor

always has to go and --

Aah!

Victor:

I didn't do it!

Hey, Vic!

What's goin' on?

I thought you had this

under control.

Oh, no,

I totallydo,

100% under control.

[ Snarling]

Vendor:

Hey, my cart!

[ Ting!]

Uh, I meant

to do that?

-[ Growling]

-Aaaaah!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Gulping]

Blargh! [belch]

Wait.

I bet it's looking

for more of Maria Teresa's

hair juice!

Hold on!

You mean this?

Oh, wow!

Look at that branding!

Very professional.

[ Growling]

[ Clippers buzzing ]

[ Music plays ]

Hmm?

[ Growling]

Uh, Val?

Aaaaah!

Maybe after this,

we can all go

get ice cream.

[singsong]

This is on purpose!

Victor, don't worry!

I'll save you!

Yipes!

Broken glass!

Seems dangerous.

Hold on!

Victor, don't worry!

I-I'll save you!

So you're the one

who stole my tonic!

I'm surprised

it even worked

on a babyface

like you.

iAy!

[ Snarling]

[ Clanging ]

[ Grunting]

Cut it out, Victor!

Or I'm gonna

cut it off.

Val, we talked

about this.

You're just jealous

of my amazing mustache.

Fine.

Then it's

adiós, Mustacho.

[ Trilling ]

[ Adventure music plays ]

Hahyah! Hah!

Nyeh! Enh!

[ Sobbing ]

My manhood!

[ Growling]

[ Sizzling ]

Unh! Aah!

Hey, thief,

let go of my purse!

Ay!

What are you doing?

Put me down!

Hey, hey, hey,

that doesn't

belong to you.

That formula's very

expensive to make

and I hope you --

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Gulping]

Uh-oh.

Oh!

I'm too dainty

for adventure.

iAy!

-iAbuela!

Mis nietos, help me!

iAy!

We'll save you,

Abuela!

This is bad!

This is ver-y bad!

Why does this

keep happening?

I can't do this

every week.

I'm just a kid!

I'm exhausted

and I feel like

my head is spinning!

Wait, spinning, right!

Pineapple,

Charlene, wait!

I know how

to save your grandma!

Huh? What do we do?

Just follow my lead

[grunting]

and grab a strand!

Aah!

Now what?

Start running

around the base.

-Uh, Pine.

-Whee!

[wheezing, panting]

I gotta do more cardio.

[ Wheezing ]

What the...?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

iAy! [giggling]

It's working!

[ Suspenseful music climbs ]

Yah!

Aah!

Ohh aaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

[ Crying out ]

[ Thudding ]

Valentino: Yeah!

[ Moaning ]

[ Melancholy tune plays ]

[moans] Valentino.

Don't worry, Vic!

I'm comin'!

[panting]

Come on! Come on!

Yes!

Val, help me!

It's okay.

I'm here.

Get it off me,

please.

You were right.

I'm not grown up

enough

to handle

this sick mustache.

Oh, Vic, you're

growing up already.

I'm proud of you.

-[ Growling]

-Wha?

It's up to you,

Victor-r-r!

Valentino!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Ahh!

[ Crying out ]

Almost got it.

Come on.

Come on.

Annhh.

[ Snarling]

[ Growling]

Heee, ha!

Got it!

[Guitar strums melancholy tune]

Goodbye,

[hitching sob]

my friend.

[ Growling]

[ Moans]

Ooh.

[ Screeching]

Waah! Agh!

Victor!

Are you all right?!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[gasp] Victor!

[panting] Victor,

I'm so glad you're okay

and, uh, uhh!

Maybe Don can give us

some shaving lessons.

Thanks, Val, but,

I think

I got it covered.

[ Mournful outro plays ]

[ Guitar strums Mexican tune ]

♪♪

[ Both laughing ]