Original subtitles

GlANNl: (Sooner or later a five plus one it must happen to me, no?)

(Can't you always tell me black? But for statistics.)

(If it happens, I change the car, I take a vacation.)

(I haven't even known how many years ...)

(Five, a five would be enough.)

(The other week he paid 84,000 euros.)

(With that money I take off many satisfactions.)

(My life is not to be reversed, I don't ask much.)

(Just one occasion, one.)

"Seven". Seven is a good number.

(HORN)

Oh, one second!

What are you doing with a second in life? "Daje!"

(MUSIC FROM THE RADLO)

(TURN OFF MUSIC)

It was time, did you make the turn wide?

- No... - Yes, okay, let's move.

If there was traffic, there was traffic. "Kill".

- However... - Marta, let's talk about it later.

- Do things and then you're ashamed. - I said, "Later."

Taxi driver, you know what he did the evergreen, here?

- No. - He fucked a little girl.

- There it is, you are made like this. - Well ...

But not with a 20 year old.

- Well no. - Marta, you're exaggerating.

Yup? Do you think it's blind or stupid? Of the two, one.

Please, let's take the plane now and we talk about it in the Maldives.

- Sure. - International flights, terminal 3?

- Yes thanks. - So you gave me the old woman.

- Come on, don't be pathetic. - Old and pathetic too.

Taxi driver, do these seem pathetic?

Answer, do they seem pathetic?

- Absolutely not. - Look at the road.

- Yes, but she asked me. - I understand, look at the road.

- I look at the road. - Stop the car.

- Stop the car? - Stop the car!

Stop the car, yes.

Hi, hear one thing. How much does the fight?

MARTA: You slept with that!

No, between wife and husband.

(VOCl lNDlSTlNTE)

Ah, 18? Ah, 18, yes.

No, not violent.

(VOCl lNDlSTlNTE)

For now, huh.

History of horns.

TEMlSTOCLE: Don't put your hands on me. - Ah, 78.

Yes, yes. Thank you, thank you very much.

- All right bye. TEMlSTOCLE: I'm not afraid.

78.

Did you see what we did in time?

- Keep the change. - Such as? They are 60 euros.

- 48 would be for the airport. - They would be.

But we made the stop "marital clarification".

I don't want to argue. We'll be back in a week.

She comes to pick us up, takes us home and give her the rest.

- Let's do like this? - Let's do like this.

Here is the flight number and time.

- See you in seven days? - Yup.

- And she gives me back ... - Yes, the 10 euros left.

Madam, have fun with your husband.

So to speak!

So, 7, 18 and 78.

Plane flight makes 73, 28 the lady's tares.

He does, he does ... 71! "L'omo de merda".

WOMAN: Is he free? - Yup.

No, the nuns don't! The nuns don't!

- Where is it? - Gemelli Polyclinic.

Perfect.

- Ouch! - What's up?

- These? - Oh, filthy slut!

Not you, huh.

I will be right back.

Hey, doctor! Doctor, the keys.

(MUSlCA CARAlBlCA)

What did the nutritionist tell you?

- I have high cholesterol. - "Daje".

- How long? - At 400.

- "Me with ..." It's a lot, isn't it? - I told you too.

- He gave me some excellent pills. - Yes, but take them one at a time.

- 19.80. - Keep the rest.

Thank you so much for the 20 cents tip.

"Kill, oh."

That's OK.

(DOG THAT BABES IN THE DISTANCE)

Hey there, is anyone there?

I brought these.

Anyway, congratulations, nice house.

Then the lawn, you see that it is English.

Everything is cut ...

"Mortacci".

Ma'am, the keys.

Do I leave them here? Here on the bed? Better not, come on.

(VOCl FROM TV)

- Hi, Lore ', Flo'. - What have you done?

You look like Zorro.

What did I do? What did I do?

I spent three hours on the Raccordo

to demonstrate against those of car sharing.

- Did you play blind fly? - No, quite the contrary.

Then tired, I rested in a rest area.

I was sweaty and covered myself with a whole ... What do you eat?

Floriana brought us the chicken with peppers.

Chicken with peppers, a fresh dish, in this heat.

Look, dad, the window has opened.

Put the tooth under the pillow so the fairy gives you 20 euros.

What, 20 euros? Five euros, maximum.

You know how hard the fairy is doing going back and forth to Rome?

- Gianni! - I do not know.

The car, the stamp, the insurance, changing the oil and tires.

Gianni, come on, he's a kid! Dad talked about the fairy.

Dad, Jong Li went to Ostia and everything turned red like you.

Jong who?

Jong Li, his classmate.

- The son of the Chinese. - I'd like to go to Ostia.

Of course, these creatures are right.

August in Rome, not even a swimming pool!

- in the swimming pool you get mushrooms. - "Boni!"

Let's do like this.

As soon as dad is free, takes you to the sea, doesn't it?

Sure.

I'll take you there! I am the father.

- Am I the father? - Yes, don't try.

No, it was to say.

Today the administrator has passed for those two past due installments.

You'll have to wait, we have to pay the bills,

take the children to the dentist.

I have to buy oxygen and tincture.

We took them recently but I worked.

I stopped smoking, but money is never enough here.

Bravo, we'll think about tomorrow.

Before sleeping alone beautiful thoughts, right, my love?

Goodnight, then, love.

Sleep, turn off the light if not "a bang" comes to us.

("ONE LAST HOLIDAY" - THE SOCIAL STATE)

SPEAKER: "Welcome back, Themistocles."

"Disable the alarm."

"Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three ... "

"Alarm deactivated."

Mortacci yours.

(CANTlCCHlA)

SPEAKER: "Light follow mode."

Gagliardo this "light follow".

Do you like?

It's yours, I know, but you still owe me 10 euros.

Ham.

"Bono".

You can hear the sea.

"Anvedi", the stuff! To make a war.

Champagne.

Just "good".

"Anvedi" here, oh.

You don't drink, huh.

"Mortacci!"

What size is this?

Oh, mine!

Gianni, you were a prince and you didn't even know, "tie" '.

See how he "throws me".

A party.

And this evening.

("JAMES BOND" - CRlS ClAMPOLl AND CHlARA ClAMPOLl)

(ENGINE ROUND)

Lore ', I'm not going back tonight, I have to work.

But how! You haven't already the night two days ago?

- I know, but Cesare ... - What's Caesar?

- Cesare has it all! - What happened to him?

I have to replace it.

All to me, among many who ask?

Because you are too good.

No, I'm "shitty".

Now I call him and tell him to be replaced by another.

But no, poor thing! If you don't help yourself.

You are right. How are the creatures?

They are not in the skin, tomorrow they go to the beach with Jong Li.

Jong who?

LORELLA: "Always Chinese, that of the shop. "

I'm making him a Parmesan if not who knows what the fuck they eat.

The parmesan with the "callara", it is his death.

Well? It is nutritious. You remember that the bus leaves at eight?

LORELLA: You have to accompany them to the stop. - Of course, I bring them, I'm the father.

LORELLA: "Greetings, let me continue." - Wait, Lore '.

Because I never bought myself a tuxedo?

A tuxedo? Where the fuck do you have to go with a tuxedo?

Have you never had these thoughts?

If you knew how many times!

And then?

Then I have to say goodbye if not, the aubergines are burned.

Bye Bye.

What am I doing with a tuxedo?

I'll show you what I'm doing.

- Good evening ladies. - Good evening, good evening.

- Your keys, please. - Thanks, sorry.

- Oh, I only have this. - Sure.

- What do you want, tip? - Only if you wish, sir.

Better not, if not, you spend them.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- It's a white party, sir. - Oh my God, I only read "party".

- It 'does not matter. - I can't let you in.

- Of course? Who are you, is it your home? - I'm just the concierge.

- Only? You could study. - My love what are you doing? Will you leave me here?

- I'm sorry. Good evening, come on. - Good evening.

She had also read "white".

Ah.

- You are very elegant. - I was born elegant.

Do you come here often?

Sorry, I forgot the invitation on the taxi.

- You don't know how many things I leave behind. - I'll leave my life in the taxi.

Well, see you around.

- Hello. - But how, "hello"?

Oh! "Daje", so what?

(SING IN ENGLISH)

This tuxedo is mine.

I found it in the closet, if you want to bring it back.

I was 30 when I designed it, it's my first collection.

- You can stand out. - They were all so white.

That's right, as I always say

"Elegance lies in being out of date".

- I'll say it too. - Oh yes?

I tell colleagues when we are there ...

- Countess. - Master.

My little cotton ball.

It has a hood that looks like the cloud of Fuxas.

- The one in Eur? - Yup.

- It looks like him. - It's true, dear.

Aristocrats, dinosaurs that caracollano towards extinction.

- "Adieu". Dear! - What does this want from me?

- What do you take, sir? - What the young lady drinks.

- In fact, I also pay his. How much it is? - It's an open bar, it's all offered.

Ah, then leave the bottle.

You look like someone who has never been to a party.

I look? The fact is that I can't stand it to have fun.

- But it's different tonight. - Why exactly tonight?

Because there must be an evening different sooner or later in life.

Ah, you're one of those who wait.

Instead, you switch to red.

Thus, "Man who waits that life catches him "

you did tonight the great meeting, and then what?

And then...

And then we'll see.

What time do you lose your shoe?

- ln what sense, sorry? - Okay, then maybe I'll explain it to you.

If you get hungry, the buffet is also free.

Anyway, nice tuxedo.

- What's your name? - Nicola, sir.

Nico ', make yourself "fuck them".

- What are you doing? - Do you dance?

A little bit?

A little bit.

(MUSlCA)

Bravi!

Contessa, that's the first tuxedo that I designed.

Oh.

When we were still in sailor suits.

Wow.

(SING IN ENGLISH)

- So would you be? - Gianni.

- Do you want to dance again? - What do you want, the subscription?

- Maybe. - Well done, well done.

What a show!

You are so bright what a risk of losing two diopters.

Said by Manuel Del Grande is an honor.

I'm having a party tomorrow.

You are invited. Bring your goddess too.

- Lola. - Lola? Alliterating phrase.

Certain men they are lucky and don't know it.

I wait for you, dear, I recommend. Hi, mortal.

So, lucky man, what's your next move?

- No, no. - Uh!

The Point! There is a Smart!

Hole. Hole.

Pothole with water. Van.

- You are scared? - No, no, no.

I have always dreamed to die young in Caracalla.

Oh, bitch bitch.

- You say they have it in for us? - Holy bitch.

Okay, come on, pull over.

Holy bitch! I knew it, I knew it.

- I knew it. - Come on, don't worry.

Agent, this happened. The nuns at the airport ...

- Lola! - Hello Marco.

- Boss, there's Lola. Remember the boss? - Of course! How are you?

- Well. - How was your honeymoon?

- Well, now I'm dad. - Really!

- Look. - Let me see.

Oh my God, how cute! It has your eyes.

ln fact, it is spit right.

- Favor documents. - Come on, he's a friend of mine.

- With that face? - Please.

- Go before I change my mind. - Thank you.

The belt.

- Yes thanks. Hello. - Hi, Lola.

- Hello. - Thank you, agents.

Do one thing, drive yourself because I ...

- You are tired? - I don't have a license.

- Mashed potato. - Eh, come on.

Cute your friends ...

To leave us ...

It is not for everyone to turn a blind eye.

- Are you a policewoman? - No.

Well, how come you know them?

- Work. - Work, mh.

- What do you do? - Marketing analyst.

In fact, you could see it from ...

- Um, will I take you home? - Weren't we going to you?

From me? At my house with me? Sure.

I have home, let's go to me.

Can't we go to someone else's house?

- Cute here. - Yes, I like simple things.

Come, there is also the entrance door.

Ta-da!

SPEAKER: "Welcome back, Themistocles."

- Aren't your name Gianni? - Gian Themistocles.

- grandparents, you know, by a level playing field ... - Ok, yes, ok.

(FARFUGLlA) "Accomiti".

- "Accomititi", come in. - Thank you.

SPEAKER: "Disable the alarm."

"Alarm deactivated."

You know, safety is everything today.

Because anyone can enter it inside, he takes, touches everything.

You get it and you tell it: "Anyone, what do you want? Is it your home?"

Sure. Ah, and the lights?

Um, "light follow", the lights that follow you.

It is an optional that I wanted to put to personalize the house,

to make it a little more mine.

- Do you want to see the aquarium? - How cute!

- What fish are they? - Water, colored.

But now they are a little spotty

why yesterday I fell a little too chlorine.

So ... I'll make something to drink.

"Pisces of water", what the fuck is the answer?

- Is there a woman in this house? - Where is it?

The closet is full of women's clothes, you are married?

Ah, er ... No, yes.

I mean, I was.

- Divorced? - No Yes. She died completely.

Oh, I'm sorry.

- It happened a long time ago. - Why do you still keep his things?

So, you know.

But now I have decided to take them, put them together

and set everyone on fire.

Before it catches fire, can i keep this?

I have always wanted have a chinchilla on the skin.

I believe it is mutual.

For the chinchilla, he will be happy too, I think.

You're right.

It's different tonight.

- Better hands-free. - Even if they sweat?

Good morning.

- Good morning. - I had a nice bath.

I would have made you coffee, but I have not found the waffles.

Waffles? Who knows where they are waffles in this house.

- What time is it? - 7:30 am.

- 7:30 am. The Chinese, my God! - Who?

The Chinese entrepreneur that I have to meet in Ostia.

- I went to Ostia as a child. - I was doing you more like Argentario.

Yes, when I grew up I went to the Argentario.

I come and go. If you want to get yourself another bathroom, underwater.

Don't go out, the villa is small and people murmur.

You don't do "his" business, as they say in Ostia.

A slice of watermelon.

There are loaves, if you get hungry on the bus.

I recommend, we only use knives ...

- To the Chinese. - If daddy doesn't come?

If it doesn't come, he brings you there, so learn.

lNSlEME: Yes, mom. - Here.

(ClTOFONO) It has arrived, fast, it has arrived!

Run, run, everyone at the sea.

Run, run, run, everyone at the sea.

Run slowly up the stairs, floor with slippers.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Children, have fun at the sea.

If not when you come back I make you such a face.

Dad, you look like James Bond.

Come on, let's move, fast.

Oh, no questions.

Come on, let's go, let's go.

Dad, your car?

He's going to the mechanic for the overhaul.

- This? - It's courtesy.

Why are you dressed like this?

Because in addition to the car they also give you the courtesy dress.

- Pure shiny shoes? - Yes, well.

One when doing the review, makes it complete.

Years, are you doing your own business?

Are those the Chinese?

lNSlEME: Yes. GlANNl: Then get off.

Oh, please.

Don't say anything to mom, if not, he worries.

- All right. - Yup.

Do you have the money?

lNSlEME: No. - Better, so you don't lose them, okay?

Jong Li, please, open your eyes.

You will understand, I put it in the bank.

Have fun, don't do that you go home don't have fun.

lNSlEME: Okay. - Hello.

Lola?

(VlBRAZlONE OF MOBILE PHONE)

- Yup? LORELLA: "Oh, what happened to you?"

- Who is it? - Who I am? I love, it's me.

LORELLA: "Where are you at?" - Where am I? Where do you think I am?

What do I know, tell me. I've been looking for you for two hours!

- Why do you speak in a low voice? - I have a client sleeping behind.

I don't want to wake him up.

Weren't you supposed to be home this morning? Make me talk softly too!

Yes, but you were busy and I said to myself: "What am I doing here?"

I did two turns, do you suck extra money?

Okay, but now get off, right?

Yes, detachment.

Now I wake up this, I wash his face, brush him

and then I'm going to take the kids to the beach.

I was looking for you for this, the kids stay at home.

It took 3 km on foot.

3 km on foot? It's good for kids, they do some motion.

Yes, now that you come back, shop, the fridge is empty.

Get me the defatted ricotta, unleavened bread without yeast.

The organic rice cakes without salt.

Take four sausages, you never know, okay? Hello love'.

Hello Hello hello. Let's do this shopping.

Spanish ham.

Then, here, Norwegian salmon.

Russian caviar, two packs.

- French cheese, here. - You look like Cracco.

- Are you crazy? - gone crazy? Let's enjoy life.

No holiday this year!

- Hannibal, the glasses, let's drink. - What are you drinking?

To the money we don't have. How much did you spend?

The client who fell asleep he left me shopping in the taxi.

- If you want it then? - But no, he took a plane to the Maldives.

- Blessed is he, how much I would like! - Don't believe me.

- The cuckolds go to the Maldives. - I only miss the horns.

Are we ready with the glasses? "Daje!" One, two, huh!

- Eh! - Here, go.

- So, come on. - Little to creatures.

- Come on, what are you doing? - Do not get drunk.

- So they fall asleep first. - "Friccica" everything.

- I believe it, it's French. - "Bono".

- I think it's New Year. - How beautiful you are, Lore '.

Oh, really? Eh?

Do you know what is there? I'm not going today.

- Where do you have to go? - I'm tired, I'm not going.

Where is it? Thing? Still Cesare?

No, Erminia.

We have this dance competition and she would always like to try.

You speak well, she is alone, but I have a family.

- In fact, I'll make you a dinner. - Eh. You say I have to go?

Where is it?

To dance. You're right, I have to go.

She only has this, if you take her off the dance she only has high cholesterol.

- Why? How old is he? - Eh, 400.

- "Me cojo ..." So much. - I told you too.

But she "magna, magna".

Has an aorta that looks like a sausage necklace.

Please, go, be good. Don't expect me up.

- You don't even eat? - Or dance or eat, huh.

Where do I find someone like you?

Oh come on, there are kids.

Can't they be trusted?

- Dad jokes. - I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Okay, I'm going. Hello Hello hello.

(MUSlCA)

- Champagne? - Yes thanks.

What have you done? I saved the last one, lady.

- Miss! - What did I tell you, cotica?

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- Who is it?

Here you are, you have arrived.

- You are gorgeous. - Thank you.

- You're alone? - Yup.

You deprived us of that flower that God put on earth, coward.

I thought it was here.

By contract women must always come late.

Well.

Sorry, a moron pulverized a pyramid of Baccarat.

Have fun, "mi casa es tu casa". I'll be right there.

Yup.

(MUSlCA)

Good evening.

It's his?

Well, I drink a drop.

"Bono".

Hello, "Man who destroys the pyramids of glasses ".

- Are you here then? - I confide a secret to you.

- That was Manuel's mother. - "But dead them ..."

Quiet, I can keep secrets.

- Then? - Well, well ...

- You're a fairy tale. - Thank you.

Don't you mind if I put this on?

- Why? - You don't recognize him? It's from your wife.

- Di Lore '? - Yes, Lore '.

Lore ', my wife.

Her name is Lorella but everyone calls it Lore '.

- They called her. - It's nice that you talk about it in the present.

When you lose someone you love you always have it in front of you.

Always.

- When you wake up. - Or take the kids to school.

- Do you have children? - You, I don't.

I never wanted them because the kids after a while ...

Instead she loved to take care of the children of others.

You know, those kids who miss everything maybe they don't go to the beach in summer.

Poor people, poor people. How did you meet?

- On the taxi. - Really!

Yes, yes.

I mean, you were in the taxi first and then ...

Yes, but it was the last taxi.

Then she asked to the taxi driver and then to me: "Can I?"

I picked it up, then you know how it is.

- One chatter. - Sure.

- We did stuff. - No sorry? Ok.

- I didn't charge you for the ride. - We would miss him.

Would we miss it? It was over 30 euros.

- Then? - Then she died.

Ok. I'm sorry, can I ask you how it happened?

- No. - No?

- Sorry, sorry. - Okay.

And you?

There is not much to know, I am what you see.

- You said little! - You finally found yourself.

Sorry, but mom Franca tried to commit suicide with a cashew.

- Come, come, there are many interesting people.

What do you want? - You having fun?

- Yup. - Nice, look at that ass.

Wonderful.

He is ... I can't remember the name.

- Gianni. - Gianni.

- Gian Themistocles. - True.

I don't know any Gian Temistocle.

A Themistocles yes, it had to be at the party yesterday but it's in the Maldives.

Yes, to recompose the family picture.

His wife caught him with the maid with two bowls like that.

She took out all the servitude.

- Make him pay, Marta. - I know, I know.

- What do you do? - I don't know either, what are you doing?

What do I do, I drive.

I lead him ... I am ... I invented car sharing.

It was invented in the 70s.

- I invented today's one. - Do you mean the rental app?

- Yes, App sharing. - A genius.

I love car sharing.

Then I have no great sympathy for taxi drivers.

Ah, no?

The other day the Spanish Steps, Via Portuense, 45 euros.

Luckily have liberalized the licenses.

It was my bill I'm proud of.

Mashed potato? Are you proud of it?

- Congratulations, good. - Thank you.

So one makes sacrifices to get a taxi license,

buy the taxi, takes a mortgage of 80,000 euros

then he takes this blessed license

and by your design this the license if the slams ...

Licensed speaking ...

For this I invented this App sharing.

Well.

At a certain point I thought you were one of them.

the taxi driver?

- It makes me laugh. - I do not know.

When ever, she's crazy.

(ITEM NOT UDlBlLE)

Oh yes!

I join you. Guys, "les jeux sont faits".

- This is a "cadeaux". - Thank you.

I set up green tables.

Go and challenge the blindfolded goddess.

- Thank you. - Darling, let's go play.

Here I am.

Which of you is Vaneskaja? (ITEM NOT UDlBlLE)

"Le jeux sont faits".

"Vingt et un rouge".

- Come on. - Wait up.

- Okay. Seven. - Seven is a good number.

- Seven. - "Le jeux sont faits".

"Rien va plus". Oh, seven.

(softly) Seven, seven.

- "Sept". - Seven!

Seven, seven!

- We won. - We won.

- What an ass. - Seven, here it is, "good".

- Thank you. - This is yours.

Let's go up, wait.

Sorry? Thanks, this is ours.

- Where are you taking me? - Come.

Here, here it is.

It's this, it's this.

Ouch, this is it.

Here, come.

It's the stairs.

Oh God.

- What happens? Who is it? - Oh my God, the old woman of the cashew nuts.

Of course you are a really nice person.

You are a multimillionaire

and you made all that mess because you won 2,000 euros.

It's true, but it's the first time that I win and I was with you.

You are what I expected to change everything.

- To change what? - All.

Oh my God, I'd change one thing.

You realize that I have nothing tomorrow.

No more villa, swimming pool, Lamborghini, but only you and me.

- We could start over. - Why do you all want to change?

What is there to change? Aren't you okay?

- We could be better. - Let's take it as it arrives.

I've always done it like this and look where I am.

- Excuse me, are you complaining? - That is, yes, no.

I've always been satisfied, I have never chosen.

Instead, I would like to do it for you.

What are you saying?

I guess I fell in love.

Yes, it's okay. Hi, "core".

Yes, there are many things to fix, I have to speak to a lawyer

to which I will have to give answers hoping he understands,

but even if he doesn't understand, "'sti cazzi!"

Here we talk about my life, understand, Lola?

Of my life! It's not that we're ... Where the fuck did she go?

- What are you doing? - It's 2,000 euros.

It would be 1,800, but with you we make round numbers.

You also won them.

How you speak?

I'm from Latina, how should I speak?

I do this little job to live.

- The whore? - What do you say! The escort.

- Eh. The whore. - Eh.

All right.

- So yesterday? - I took a vacation yesterday.

I can't do two in a row allow, three are routine.

Neither of us likes the routine.

Close a little.

(VlBRAZlONE OF MOBILE PHONE)

This is my number.

If you want call me, every evening I stay at the Hotel Melià.

Lola, but why?

Because love is one and I don't want to be "solar".

Do you call me a taxi?

Yup.

- Where is it? MAN: "Pantheon, please".

- You cry? - No, no, he's a gnat.

Here at the thing is full.

MAN: No, you cry. GlANNl: If I tell you he's a gnat.

Do you want to go to the Pantheon? It is a gnat, otherwise you can do it on foot.

(MUSlCA)

- Gianni, who are you most afraid of? - Who should frighten me, Erminia?

No, I say like Tullio, that of Sangre Latino.

He and Tamara are strong "one figure".

Those can only do the conga, we are better, Erminia.

So if we are better

why did we never win a shit?

We see that it is not the time, in life it is a bit like that.

When it's not the time, you want to bang.

instead when the time comes, you take and fly.

- Here we are. - Thanks, Gianni.

Of what? For so little? They are only 10 euros.

I'm kidding, you always fall for it.

Why don't you go up?

- What am I going to do? - Let's have a drink.

I'll make you two spaghetti, we take a shower.

What do you say?

A woman understands when there is a certain chemistry.

At school I was going badly and in chemistry I was 2.

If we win the cruise we will share the same cabin.

We will sleep together, Gianni, and then you know what can happen, don't you?

- - You're right, Erminia.

Let's do this, this time on a cruise I go there with my wife.

Next time you go there whoever you want. Come on, go to sleep.

Don't make strange thoughts, your cholesterol rises.

You do not know what you're missing.

I don't even want to know.

(ERMlNlA URLA) Oh my God, Erminia!

- I did not see her. - It takes some time not to see it.

- Erminia. - I don't think you're going on a cruise either.

- What are you feeling? - My leg, I think it broke.

If I saw the car, though.

I love, I throw myself.

Throw yourself, throw yourself.

You look at me?

I look at you, I look at you. Of course I look at you.

I look at you, yes, I look at you.

- Dad, will you let me drink? - Get the water.

- Why are you breaded? - Let's bury the Chinese.

- Is he still alive? - Yup.

- Are you having fun? - They do.

I wanted to play ball, dive, ice cream.

"'A wanted!" Sit down there for a while.

I wanted to be a pilot at your age

instead I am a taxi driver and I drive the Multipla.

I wanted to call you Antonino like my father, but your name is Gaetano

and your brother Hannibal like none of those I know.

I wanted to meet a beautiful woman crazy about me, but I married your mother.

- What do you mean, Dad? - What does it mean?

With "I wanted" in life you don't come in America, at most in Terracina.

Did you really want to entrust us?

But no, nice daddy, whoever takes you and your brother.

Here, go finish Chinese.

(VlBRAZlONE OF MOBILE PHONE)

Hello?

No, I was in bed with my eyes closed but I wasn't sleeping.

- Love, who is it? - Nobody. Sleep, sleep.

- Who is? - Who can it be at this hour?

- It's Erminia, from the hospital. - Ah.

- Lola, what are you doing, crying? - Yeah, you gotta help me out.

- Can we meet for a moment? - Now?

- Is that a problem? - No, no problem, indeed. Where are you?

- In the taxi, I'm coming to you. - From me? Like?

- Oh, what happened? - A tragedy.

- She's dead? - But no, if I was talking to him!

- No, on the contrary, you ... - That?

- But it's ... - But what?

- Stay with the doctors. - Stay in the hospital.

Doctors who ask for it to sign something.

A what?

An authorization for organ harvesting.

- For a hip replacement? - You know what doctors are like.

You sleep and one raises your hip, the other the liver.

- "Good heavens".

That's what I said too, hours she cries desperately.

- Oh my God, poor thing. - You say?

- I say what? - Should I go?

- You're right, all of them happen to me. - Where is it?

- Where is it? Where is it? - I do not know?

- The hip, at Gemini. - I accompany you.

No, better not.

- Why? - It's far away, then you'll be tired.

Today you did that swim! My love, stay here.

- You must sleep if they don't come ... - Thing?

Wrinkles. Stay here, sleep, quiet.

I'm going, I'm going.

Where are these wrinkles?

Dirty slut.

Damn.

Ouch, "mortacci li yours".

SPEAKER: "Welcome back, Themistocles." - Fuck you.

SPEAKER: "Disable the alarm. Alarm disabled. "

- Hello. - Thank you.

I am glad to be here.

- What are you doing? - No, I'm coming to stay with you.

How, from me, oh?

Um ...

How long did you think to stop?

I do not know, it depends when my father leaves.

When do you return to Latina?

He has lived in New Zealand for 10 years and is now back for the first time.

How stupid I feel! I knew it ended like this.

- Will you make me understand? - My father!

Do you think I graduated, that I'm a marketing analyst.

What does this analyst do?

- Well, do some studies ... - Who cares!

Quite right.

He thinks he's going to marry me with a wonderful man.

He thinks I'm another person.

What if one wants to be another person?

But I do not want.

- Quite right. - I want you to be proud of me.

He is good, kind, he suffered a lot for mom's death.

It doesn't deserve a daughter who makes a whore.

Come on, slut, an escort.

- Mignotta. - ln fact a little whore ...

- Are you giving me a whore? - I just wanted to help.

My lady! Now what do I do? What do I tell him? What do I tell him?

What do you say? Keep lying.

- You say? - Sure.

So many times to tell a lie for good it is not a lie.

- Really? - I don't say it, he says it.

- Who? - The Pope says so.

- The Pope? - Yup.

He said it back from America. (BELL)

- God, who is it? - My father.

- Your father? - Yup.

- How did you get here? - By taxi.

There are too many taxis!

It has to go away, here we end up in jail.

- For a lie? The Pope also said so. - What does the Pope know?

Here are a dozen crimes.

- No, it has to go away. - Please, I only have you.

- What do I tell him? - That you are a wonderful man.

- That we're getting married. - Me and you?

- Eh. - No.

Please.

- How much is left? - Tomorrow he leaves.

- Eh? Please. Please. - Sure?

God! You do it, you do it. Listen to me. It's called Alfredo.

- Alfredo. - He is good and kind.

- He only had mom. - Perfect.

- However... - However?

- He reads you inside. - It's not good manners.

- I know. Listen, my name is Miranda. - Miranda, nice name.

- You are Ernesto. - Ernesto.

- Do you remember? - Alfredo, Miranda, Ernesto.

- We don't screw up, I open them. - Go.

Wait, what's my name?

- Ernesto, what the fuck! - I knew it.

Adelina was gone, Miranda was studying

and at a certain point I said to myself: "What am I doing here?"

In fact, what are you doing here?

Now, I say.

Well, I have come to know my future son-in-law.

Sure.

- You never deigned to come. - Why Ernesto ...

the.

He is always busy, then many things happened.

- Oh. - Yes, yes.

Miranda told me about your misfortunes.

- Many. - How much it is!

Ah, the leg?

- How's the leg going? - What do you mean?

- That bad fracture. - Very ugly, how ugly she was!

When we went to make the slabs they said:

"What a bad fracture!"

In fact, the leg was also sprawled.

So we had to put it back together, but now she is fine.

Look at that muscle, now I can run, dance, do.

Wasn't it the left?

Initially, yes.

When one has a broken fracture to the left

move the weight to the right and vice versa.

But in short ... Because it is not done a shower or a nap?

- Maybe after the trip ... - No, now I want to know many things.

- From me? ALFREDO: From you.

I don't know where you met.

Where did we meet?

Honey, didn't you tell her? It's not a secret.

- At a party. - At the party.

- There was a nice terrace. - Beautiful.

- I forgot the invitation. - Yeah.

He took me by the arm, I felt protected.

- Protected. - And we danced all night.

Yes, and since she's there, it's a whole other life.

Where are you getting married?

- No, Lola knows all about these things. - Lola?

- Mh. - Lola who?

- The wedding planner. - She.

I don't think about it.

(VlBRAZlONE OF MOBILE PHONE) Yes. Oh God, it's the job.

I have to answer, I only have this job.

- Go. - If I lose it ...

- Go. - Then I...

Love, show your father the red colored water fish.

Lore ', tell me.

Where are you staying?

- Who? LORELLA: "How, who?"

I'm looking for Erminia's room from an hour to Gemini.

- Why, are you at Gemini? - Sure, you told me.

the? I told you that Erminia is with one who has twins.

Really? Am I stoned?

- I think so, Lore '. - Where are you now?

- Where are we at? In your opinion? - You ask me? Where are you staying?

Al Laurentino.

Holy chestnut, it's on the other side of Rome.

Do one thing, go home and don't worry.

No. I'll take the metro, in a little while.

I could not tell her that Erminia had died!

Sorry, but I really have to run away.

- Ah, any problem? - No.

My partner Erminio is in the hospital. It has my own broken fracture.

- I'm sorry. - I know. Alright, see you soon.

Wait, Ernesto. Ernesto!

Ernesto me?

Is it really another life with me?

Completely.

- I have to go to the hospital. - Hello.

Oh dear, holy Madonna.

- Doctor, sorry. - Yup.

Look, I have a liver problem.

The night affects me on the hip, I can't move my leg.

- It takes me a while ... - I'm a dentist.

Yes, indeed. In Padova? With the helicopter, then!

That has 400 cholesterol, you are all crazy.

I will report it to the Minister of Health.

- What happened? - Here we go. I'll take you to jail.

Let's go let's go. Damn.

Gianni, don't make me worry, what's wrong?

But I say, do you do this?

I went to the bathroom and they moved her!

- Does such a person move? - That's what I said.

- Where did they take her? - In Padua, by helicopter.

These "buiaccari".

What do you have? Oh, Gianni, do you feel bad?

No, I was thinking, who knows where they will take it.

- In Padova. - Yes, in Padua.

- Let's go home, where's the taxi? - Yes, the taxi. Where's my taxi?

- Where is it? - He was there.

- They took a taxi. - Oh, Madonna!

- Now how do we do it? - Damn! Now you're going home.

- I'm going to make the complaint. - We missed this too.

I knew, damn it, all of us.

All to me today, huh? Excuse me, do you have a ... candy?

Pure without fil ... sugar free.

- Do you have a candy? - I do not have it!

Here's another crazy, another crazy.

- Love. - Oh.

Hello.

I didn't hear you coming, the Lamborghini?

Here's what it was.

I was in the taxi and I said to myself: "What have I forgotten?"

- Do nothing, then I'll pick it up. Hello. - Hello.

Oh, Ernesto, how is Erminio doing?

Erminio transferred him to Padua

with the tow truck, the helicopter ...

- What do you eat? - Dad is the king of the barbecue.

Eh, but there are no secrets.

Just choose a cut with a grain of fat

neither tall nor too fine.

One of these days if you like let's go buy meat together.

- Gladly. Which days? - Sorry, I didn't tell you.

- Dad stops for a week. - A week? It can not be done.

I'm sorry, but are we kidding? Tomorrow 71 arrives.

- Who's coming? - The painter, 71 is the nickname.

- He must whitewash. - I do it, I took care of this.

"Maintenance guy", that is, maintenance in large villas.

Love, there is in the kitchen pink Himalayan salt.

- Would you bring it here please? - Yup.

His death is on the Fassona.

We have to talk.

Yes, you're right, I'll start.

You and my daughter get well together, of course.

- It's extraordinary. - But I watched you.

You have something wrong.

- him? No. - You're uncomfortable.

- Yes, you're uncomfortable. - Yes, that's why I want to talk to you.

Maybe Miranda has already told you I've always been a good man.

- Yes, he told me. It's not true? - Yes I am.

- It's all my life that I am. - Well, they are satisfactions.

I bet he told you too I've never had other women.

I didn't get involved in this.

- But it's true. - It's true.

Yes, I have left there, the opportunities.

Yes, also because I can't stand it those who get married,

have children and then they go around fucking.

All to the gallows, they must go to the gallows.

But do you know what I'm telling you?

That sometimes, something, it was better not to leave it there.

- Did you understand? - I understand, but what did you tell me?

That if life offers you tomatoes, you make the sauce.

- The sauce. - Yup.

- Well. - If I did,

I wouldn't be roasting meat.

Maybe I'd dance with a pretty brunette.

What are you two confabulating?

Your dad said tonight you go to dance salsa, right?

("DANCING DESPAClTO" - CHlARA ClAMPOLl)

My daughter and son-in-law.

- Gianni remarries? - Boh.

- It's the second time I win with you. - Yes, then it's a sign.

- Thank you. - Of what?

- For the cruise you gave to dad. - It's just a trip.

So he will be by sea tomorrow and you won't have to tell any more lies.

Yes, but I told you some truth.

Like I'm happy

and that I met a wonderful man.

(HORN)

'I'm a great son of a whore.

- Hi, Lore '. - How, bye?

- I was going to call the police. - I'm from the police.

I've been around all night, but in the end I found it.

"De tigna", really, huh?

- Is there coffee on the fire? - Yes, it's on fire, come on.

- Come. - "Daje".

(DOOR THAT SL OPEN)

Say what you want, but coffee like at home ...

- Good. - Aren't you in trouble?

- Woe to what? - You're fucking me.

But I told you I was around looking for the taxi.

If I didn't find him, he had to wait insurance money.

I spent a bad night.

I know you're a little crooked.

When we first met I liked you for this

- and maybe a little even now. - Well?

You never hit it crazy, then one says

"Well, for once I pretend not to see. "

But it's not that good in the end, step fool.

- You rhyme. - Shut up that's better, shut up.

If the door is open it doesn't mean that you can do what you want.

- What are you saying? - Erminia has never been to Padua.

It's not up to Gemini and not even at Laurentino.

- Where did they move her? - Do not try!

I don't know who you won the cruise with and I don't want to know who you're going with.

I just want to remind you that you have two children,

a wife, a house, a mortgage and a lot of cocks

that half is enough, do you understand?

- Do you think I don't think about it? - Ah.

I think about it every day and even at night, I have everything here.

I will have the right every now and then to forget about it.

No!

I also want to dream, but dreams you have to leave them where they are.

Well no! I'm not saying that, Lore '!

Shut up, the kids are sleeping.

"'Sti dicks!" The dreams you have to go to take them where they are!

If not, only dreams remain.

The keys.

Oh come on.

Oh God.

Ernesto, I was afraid of failing to say goodbye before leaving.

You have fun on a cruise, maybe there you find a pretty brunette.

Treat my baby well.

(HORN) Come on, the taxi has arrived.

- Go. - Hello.

Lola, I have to tell you one thing, indeed more than one.

It is not easy, please to listen to me without interrupting.

I'm leaving.

Lola, but in what sense are you leaving?

What we said, right?

Time to solve the question of dad, indeed, thank you.

Only last night you told me you were happy

and that I was a wonderful man.

ln fact, but you will become a habit you too.

I need to hear it butterflies in the stomach.

Now I feel them, but will I feel them forever?

ln fact, butterflies do not last long.

Better keep these perfect days.

You say?

Yes, thinking infinitely it makes my head spin.

What did you want to tell me?

the? That...

They stole my Lamborghini.

You see you didn't deserve it.

It shows.

- I go. - I accompany you? I have other cars.

No, I called a taxi.

Eh? Did you say something?

No.

ln fact.

Hi, "Man of what could have been".

GlANNl: Bad weather in the Maldives, huh?

It was to say.

- 48, right? - Plus the 10 he owed me.

I only have these, but keep the rest. Thank you.

- Themistocles, do you have the keys? - No, you had them in your bag.

These have fallen to you.

Thank you.

Aspects.

- ten o'clock. - Ah, he did.

Hello.

Themistocles, whose flamingo is it?

TEMlSTOCLE: Which one? MARTA: The pink one in our swimming pool.

Hi, Lore '.

There are the ribs, Claudio brought them.

- Ah.

Bella, yeah, I am Floriana's nephew.

Claudio does paragliding, he said if I want to try.

BAMBlNl: Dad, can I try? Please, just for a day, come on.

Oh, shut up and eat.

lNSlEME: Come on, please, just for a day.

Eat, oh!

With your mouth closed do not break my balls.

- I got it for you. - Thank you.

- What do you say, let's go up to the cabin? - What are we going to do, Erminia?

Let's eat something. I read you the newspaper.

We take a shower.

- You get wet with chalk. - We put the bags, huh?

Okay, let's take this shower.

"Go to pijà 'nder ..."

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Where is it? - Ciampino, entrance for private flights.

- Go. - Sure.

Rádlo: "From Caserta to Salerno.

On the Naples ring road, it also rains on the A3 Napoli-Salerno ... "

You haven't told me yet Where have you been yesterday night.

I was in a meeting with the Japanese.

- Until four? - Then we stopped to drink.

Who brings the money home?

- You. - You see?

Please, let's not ruin the holidays.

If you really want to, we talk about it in Barbados.

As you wish, honey, it will be a beautiful two weeks.

- Hi, can I offer you a drink? LOLA: Gladly.

A glass of Casta, please?

- What do you take, sir? - The one the lady takes.

These are gone for two weeks.

And then?

And then they come back.

Come on, come on, it's all paid, come on.

Wait up.

The handbag is branded.

LORELLA: Claudio, it's beautiful!

You are beautiful!

"May they kill you!"