Original subtitles

[theme music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[music continues]

Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs!

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[evil laugh]

Oh!

Oh, I'll get you!

'I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.'

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there.

And if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good you may just

catch a glimpse of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Ow! Ow! Clumsy.

Oof. Clumsy.

- What? - Eee! Oh, Clumsy.

Uh, why's everybody laying down on the job?

(Papa Smurf) The new garden path looks very smurfy, Handy.

Yes, every Smurf is smurfing a good job, Papa Smurf.

(Greedy) 'Ow! Clumsy.'

Uh, that is, almost every Smurf.

Clumsy, knock it off.

Uh, okay, Hefty.

[all groaning]

Uh, Clumsy, why don't you go round up some more rocks

and let us do the hammering?

Oh, you bet, Papa Smurf.

I'll be back in a jiffy with some more rocks.

Uh, no rocks here and no rocks there.

No rocks over there.

Uh, no rocks back here either.

[thud]

'Ooh, hey.'

Here's a whole bunch of rocks.

They're kind of funny-looking, but they ought to do the job.

[humming]

How humiliating.

We've been Smurf hunting all day

and not one little blue hide to show for it.

It's guess, it's beans and skunk-cabbage soup

again tonight.

Yech! Phooey.

If only some good luck would come our way for a change.

What's that?

[stammering]

Azrael. It's a diamond.

Here's another one. And another. And another.

Someone must have dropped these.

That means there must be more, lots more.

Come, Azrael, start looking. This is our lucky day.

[muttering]

Oh, hey, Smurfs. I got lots of rocks for you.

What kind of rocks are those?

They're so pale. Are they sick?

Oh, well, a rock is a rock is a rock, right?

Wrong!

thud thud thud

Let me smurf it.

crash

It turned to dust.

Oh, Clumsy, these rocks are useless.

Yeah. Smurf them back where they came from

and get us some good rocks.

Gosh, I can't do anything right.

Drat. There's no sign of more diamonds anywhere, Azrael.

[meowing]

[humming]

- Reow. - Azrael.

Help me look down here.

Diamonds don't fall from the sky.

[clattering]

'A Smurf!'

'They've got the diamonds.'

- Gotcha. - Ah! Help.

'Papa Smurf, help!'

- Shh. Listen. - 'Help!'

'Help, Papa Smurf!'

Smurf is me. Clumsy's in trouble.

Quickly, to the forest.

[blows trumpet]

[all shouting]

Well, well, Smurf.

Did you spill your treasure?

W-w-what treasure?

I-I-I was just dumping some old rocks.

Old rocks? Tell me, Smurf.

Um, are there more of these old rocks?

Oh, uh, sure. A whole bunch.

- Over that way in a-- - In your village, right?

Uh, no. No, not-not in the village.

Ha, ha! Don't lie to me, you little--

(Papa Smurf) 'Gargamel.'

Unhand that Smurf.

(Gargamel) More Smurfs. Azrael, get them.

[yowling]

Ready, Smurfs? Fire.

[yowling]

[yells]

Why, you little imps. I'll show you.

Take that, and that, and that, and..

[gasps] I just threw away all the diamonds.

[Gargamel groaning]

Where did they go? Where'd they go?

I must have their diamonds.

And I will have their diamonds.

Yes, yes, the Smurfs will gladly give them to me

before I'm through.

Now, remember, Grouchy

Papa Smurf needs lots of rocks

so keep your eyes open.

Leave no stone unturned.

Heh-heh. That's a little joke.

I hate little jokes. Yeow!

But I hate traps even worse.

That's why Papa Smurf says

"Always look before you step and.."

Yeow! Help!

(both) 'Help! Help!'

[both gasp] 'Gargamel!'

Oh, please don't be frightened.

I'm terribly sorry about this.

(both) You are?

You are?

[yelping]

I thought I had removed all these nasty old traps.

Some poor little Smurf could get hurt.

[gulps]

[meowing]

Bye-bye.

Have a nice day.

Yech. All that sickening sweetness

makes me break out in a rash.

Yech, yech, yech! Come, Azrael.

Now, we must prepare for our next good deed.

[laughs]

This quicksand pit should trap me a few Smurfs.

♪ La la lalala la lala la ♪

♪ La la lalala la lala la.. ♪♪

(both) Help! Help!

Eek! Gargamel.

Oh, you poor little things.

Oh, how terrible. Here, here, I'll save you.

[coughing]

Oh, Gargamel. You saved our lives.

Oh, tut-tut-tut.

What are friends for? Yech.

But-but, Gargamel, you've never been our friend before.

Yeah, you've always been a mean, nasty, wicked old wizard.

But I've seen the light.

My days of miserable meanness are over.

And you know, it feels so much nicer being nice.

[clears throat] Now, why don't we skip along

to your village and tell Papa Diamonds..

Uh, Papa Smurf the good news.

Oh, Papa Smurf. Guess who's coming to dinner.

[all gasp] Gargamel and Azrael.

It's alright, they're with us.

We fell in a hole, Papa Smurf, and Gargamel rescued us.

Wow, just like he rescued me and Grouchy.

[all chattering]

I'm a new man, Papa Smurf.

Fiddlesmurfs.

Oh, Papa Smurf, have pity.

You don't know how lonesome it's been.

Always fighting with you nice little Smurfs

never having any friends.

[crying]

Peace, brothers.

Double fiddlesmurfs.

[Smurfs crying]

But, Papa Smurf..

I think we should at least give him a chance.

(Gargamel) Thank you, Brother Vanity.

Now, why don't I carry all this wood back to your village

so we can have a nice friendly chat?

No, we've done enough chatting.

Come on, Smurfs, we're leaving.

- But, Papa Smurf.. - He seems so sincere.

Bye-bye, Gargamel.

Toodle-loo.

If they won't take me to the diamonds

then I'll make them bring the diamonds to me.

[instrumental music]

Hello there, little friend.

Uh, gosh, I'm sorry, Mr. Gargamel

but Papa Smurf says we're not supposed to talk to you.

But all I need is a teeny-tiny favor, friend to friend.

- Yeah? - 'Yes.'

'I'd like to borrow those rocks'

'you have in your village. He-he-he.'

Oh, sure. I'll smurf you a whole wagonload.

You will? Oh, thank you.

Be right back.

I hope he gets back soon.

I'm about niced out.

Oh, uh, Mr. Gargamel, I got your rocks.

Wonderful. Right over here.

Azrael, I've done it. I'm rich. Rich.

And to celebrate, you may have this Smurf.

- Here they are. - Let me see. Let me see.

What? Why, you stupid, sniveling Smurf.

Those are, r-rocks.

But-but-but you-you.. You said, uh..

(Papa Smurf) Never mind, Clumsy.

I finally figured out what Gargamel is after.

- Those diamonds you smurfed. - Uh, diamonds?

- What are diamonds, Papa Smurf? - These.

And they are very valuable in the human world.

Your phony friend was taking advantage of your kindness.

[Smurfs gasp]

Come, my little Smurfs.

We're through with this wizard.

Wait. But..

I'll give you these nice beads for them. Uh, uh..

I'll throw in these baubles and..

'And some brand-new bangles.'

No deal, Gargamel.

But, Papa Smurf, I could use a new mirror.

Oh, and I'd like some of that smurfy ribbon.

Those beads could come in handy too.

[Smurfs chattering]

Alright, alright. We'll meet tomorrow at noon, by the river.

And when you give me all the diamonds

then you'll all get yours.

[laughing]

[Smurfs chattering]

Here are all the diamonds, Mr. Gargamel.

You've brought them. Ah, my little pretties.

Very well. And now, for your payment.

(all) It's empty.

Not anymore.

(Smurfs) 'Help! Help!'

I was afraid of this, so I came prepared.

Mighty magic, smurf my spell.

Save your breath, Papa Smurf. It's too late.

(Papa Smurf) 'Mighty magic, smurf my spell.'

'Hear me now and all is well.'

[chiming]

splash

At last, Azrael, we're rich. Rich.

(Papa Smurf) I wouldn't be too sure of that, Gargamel.

Uh, uh, Smurfs. But-but where are my diamonds?

In the other bag, thanks to a quick magical switch.

No. Oh, no.

Oh, Papa Smurf, we're sorry

for listening to that bad wizard and not you.

But he did seem nice for a while.

Well, it just proves there are some people you can't trust

no matter what they say.

Exactly, Papa Smurf.

In other words, don't smurf candy

from strangers or strange wizards.

Or, as I always say

"Beware a wizard in sheep's clothing."

boing

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