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Behold.
The wonders of the human realm.
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This little fellow is one
of their most valued objects.
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It aids in the compiling
of printed wisdom,
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the scratching of gunk
from under your nails,
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and my favorite... It even mimics
the sounds of the human ocean.
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Aah! The human realm.
So beautiful.
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It's safe to say
that the pay-per-clorp
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is a stunning testament
to human ingenuity.
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Any questions?
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Ah! Our newest member:
Mattholomule.
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A-Augustus is this what the president
of the Human Appreciation Society
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thinks passes
as "Human Artifacts"?
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Because at my old school,
we had real treasures.
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- So real.
- Wow!
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I... I wanna
touch them.
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Go ahead.
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In my club, we didn't
have any dumb rules.
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Shh.
He didn't mean that.
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- Hey!
- What?
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Well, this isn't your club.
Thankfully.
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Exactly, who thinks
I should be president?
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- I do!
- Mattholomule for prez.
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I'm an undecided voter.
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I wanna touch all the objects first.
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These are fakes.
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What?
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You can't prove that.
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You're just trying to distract
these human appreciators.
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You're afraid of getting
kicked out of office.
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It's your word versus mine.
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I don't know
what to believe in anymore.
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My faith in Gus has been broken.
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What if I brought in an expert?
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Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a
bigger human expert than any of us?
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How about a real human?
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Why the secrets?
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Show don't tell, man.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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A-And you've never brought
your friend here. Why?
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Well, she's busy.
She's got a job.
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But I'll bring her in tomorrow.
She'll prove I'm right.
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Ah, sure
you will, Augustus.
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Sure you will.
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Gus, I'd love to go
to school with you,
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but I don't know how I can.
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Principal Bump
banned me from Hexside.
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But nothing.
Bump did you a favor.
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There ain't nothing for you
at that dweebus factory.
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No offense, dweebus.
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It's okay. I come from a
long line of dweebuses.
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Well, I would love
to go some day.
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Better than unpacking boxes
in the Eda Coven.
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Oh, you think
you're clever, huh?
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Ohhh.
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Fight, fight, fight.
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Can it, King.
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First off, it's
the "Bad Girl Coven"
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and second off, I guess
you don't want in
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on the T-shirt order, huh?
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I don't care
about T-shirts, Eda.
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I want to learn magic.
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And they teach that at Hexside.
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I mean, yeah,
well,...
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I don't wanna hear another
word about Hexside,
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unless it's Hexside is on fire
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and let's grab front row seats.
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Aw, look what you did.
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I've gotta go rub
it in.
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L-Luz, a-about the ban,
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I, uh, used my H. A. S. presidential
authority to pull some strings.
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You've been given a full pardon.
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You mean...
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I got the ban lifted.
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Holy gosh. Yes, yes, yes!
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Of course I'll
be there tomorrow.
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Gus, this will be great.
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I get to see the school
and save the president.
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Great.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yes! You did it, Gus!
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♪ You did it, Gus ♪
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♪ You're the smartestYou're the best ♪
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Sweet moves,
little dude.
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I always
forget you're there.
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I forget I'm here too.
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Boop.
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This is gonna work out
after all.
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This isn't gonna work out
at all.
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Well, I feel like I took care
of any potential problems.
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You lied to our best friend
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and told her you got
the ban lifted.
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That seems like a
potential problem to me.
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You don't understand.
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The members were going mad.
They were bloodthirsty.
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They were touching objects.
I had no choice.
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Really? What about all the
wanted posters around school?
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What wanted posters?
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I also got this.
To keep her undercover.
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Undercover from what?
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Behold your new cowl.
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Whoa. I love it.
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On the Boiling Isles
new things smell old.
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Yep. Put it on. Hide your ears.
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Wanna keep you under wraps
till the big reveal.
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Oh, a showman. I totally get it.
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You bring the razzle,
I'll bring the dazzle.
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Do you always have
confetti on you or...
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That's my alarm.
Uh, we better get going.
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See you after school, Willow.
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Bye, friend.
Be safe.
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Make good choices.
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Oh, Gus. I hope you
know what you're doing.
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I'm trying to protect her.
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Hexside chews up anything you
need and spits out bland mush.
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I chew insects.
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I turn them into mush.
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But that's my beef.
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Does she need to draw
her own conclusions?
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My beef is insects.
They are what I eat.
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You just gonna
be unhelpful, huh?
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All I know is you taught me
and I turned out just fine.
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I gotta get that girl into school.
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Whoa!
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Hey! Give that back!
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Huh? Whoa!
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Trouble.
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Huh?
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No! Detention!
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The only thing I'm guilty
of is being too real.
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That's new.
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Well, they kinda showed up
after your last visit.
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They smell trouble.
Literally.
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Trouble.
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Okay, time to run
for no particular reason.
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Augustus, you should really
watch where you going.
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Don't want the president of the H. A. S.
getting hurt on his last day in office.
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This must be your human. Hmm.
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Looks like another
witchling to me.
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Psst. Psst! Dazzle.
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Oh.
Ta-da!
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A human!
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Not just any human.
An expert human.
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Yeah. I've been doing
this for years.
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She's here to authenticate
your treasures.
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See you at the meeting.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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They can't know I lied.
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Then they'll never
make me president.
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Huh?
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Ooh, Gus,
I have you now.
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Ugh. I had this
nightmare before.
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As president of the H. A. S.,
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I should feel bad about dunking
on one of our own members.
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But as a Gus I feel
like doing this:
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♪ Oh, oh, yeahOh, yeah, what, oh ♪
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Wow! Who got the trophy
for the most bones?
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Whoa!
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We don't have time
for this right now.
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We gotta get to the clubroom.
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Okay. But next time you have
to give me a full tour.
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Yeah, next time.
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Ooh. It's the
abomination professor.
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I should introduce myself.
Apologize for the incident.
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Hey, Mr. Abomination Professor.
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The "abominominator."
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Remember me?
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Oh, wouldn't you know?
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We certainly have time
for a full tour of Hexside.
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Been quite a while since
I've sat here, huh?
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I gotta admit it's extra weird
without you yelling at me
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for picking fights or stealing.
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I can easily change that.
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Ow!
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What are you doing here, Edalyn?
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I want to... Prft!
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I want to enroll my human,
Luz, at Hexside.
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And before you get all judgy...
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That's not a bad idea.
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You know good...
Wait, really?
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I think the student body
could learn a lot
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from having such
an exchange student.
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But before I even consider that,
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there's a lot
to be answered for.
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All right. Yeah.
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I heard all about
that abomination incident.
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Oh, I'm not talking about Luz.
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I'm talking about the necrotic
experiments, the graffiti,
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the scams, the cheating,
Miss Jenkinmeyer's teeth.
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The trouble you caused
when you were here, Eda.
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Huh. I thought
there'd be more.
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This is where we play the sport.
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I hate this game!
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Ooh. What's in here?
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The Plant Homeroom.
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Willow, hey.
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Hi.
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Bye.
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And this is where
I spend my time.
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The Illusion Track Homeroom.
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Wait, if you're here,
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who is that?
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That's one of my illusions.
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It takes notes for me
when I'm not around.
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He doesn't always do
what he's told.
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Wow, Gus. You're good.
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Yeah. I moved up
a couple grades.
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Oh! Time for
the H. A. S. meeting.
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Human, human!
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Human, human!
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Human Appreciation Society...
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...it is my
distinct pleasure
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to introduce to you...
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Oh!
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Luz, the human.
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Such showmanship.
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She's horrifying.
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Luz, will you inspect the items?
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Of course, Mr. President.
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Allow me to determine if they're
truly of my realm's origin.
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Stop!
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Don't make another move, human.
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I have something to say.
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I'm new here at Hexside.
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M-Making friends
has been hard so I lied.
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They're all fakes.
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I thought if I was important
enough people would like me.
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But I've caused enough drama.
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So, I'll go. I'm sorry.
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Hey, man. It's okay.
You're only human.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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Mattholomule, you aren't alone.
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You have a place here
in the H. A. S.
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- You're not alone.
- We admire your honesty.
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- You're one of us.
- Thanks, guys.
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I knew you'd understand.
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I don't wanna do this!
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There's the whiny
rebel teen I remember.
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You'll need this to clean up all
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the hexed graffiti you left us.
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Good luck.
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Meh!
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Thanks for coming.
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Come back soon.
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Hey, Augustus, Luz,
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thank you for being
so forgiving.
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We've all been
the new kid before.
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- Right, Gus?
- Yeah.
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Well, I just have
one thing to say...
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There she is!
She's the intruder.
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Trouble.
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00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,499
No, it's fine.
The ban's been lifted.
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Tell 'em, Gus.
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Gus! Tell them.
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Oh, who's the liar now,
Augustus?
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00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,512
Maybe I've
been too hard on Gus.
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I mean, what trouble
could they get into?
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- Help!
- Huh?
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- I don't even learn here.
- Luz!
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00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,396
Where are you taking me?
259
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,315
Detention.
260
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,526
Oh. That won't be so bad, right?
261
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,242
I can't believe you two
fell for that.
262
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,244
Like I'd actually apologize.
263
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,621
What did you do?
264
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:56,585
Ah, boo-hoo. I'm sorry. I am the new kid.
I want friends.
265
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,213
Ha! No. I want power.
And I want drama.
266
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,257
And I got one
of those right now.
267
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,386
So, what are you gonna do,
Mr. President?
268
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,222
Executive action.
269
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,809
Ow!
270
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,187
But I didn't pull the alarm.
It was Augustus.
271
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,022
Are you
even listening to me?
272
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,623
I demand justice.
273
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,239
Wait!
274
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,241
Hey! Get me outta here.
275
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,618
Open up!
Luz.
276
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,120
Gus, you said
the ban was lifted.
277
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,580
Well, I...
278
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,223
There.
279
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,642
The girls' changing room
is ghost-free.
280
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,227
Are you ready to give up?
281
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,896
You've barely scratched
the surface.
282
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,734
No, like this.
283
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,545
Oh.
284
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,199
Wow.
285
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,701
Friendship is the real magic.
286
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,789
They're just as bad as Luz.
She'd love it here.
287
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:18,459
All right.
What's next, Bumpikins?
288
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,172
How is this detention?
289
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,757
This is a death sentence.
290
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,135
I don't know. I've never
been in detention before.
291
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,053
Welcome to my world.
292
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:33,890
Believe it or not, in my old school
I was in detention plenty of times.
293
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,184
That isn't hard to believe.
You're kind of a jerk.
294
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,020
Well, down in detention,
this jerk is king.
295
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,691
So, if you wanna get out, you
better do exactly what I say.
296
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:45,443
But first, before
anything else, we gotta...
297
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,241
Already?
298
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,385
Mattholomule!
299
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,914
You lied to me.
300
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,333
You lied about
the ban. Why?
301
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,377
I was afraid.
I acted stupid.
302
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,045
Yes, you did.
303
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,256
Being younger
than everyone is hard.
304
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,216
You're overlooked.
Ignored.
305
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,136
But at the H. A. S.
I mattered.
306
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,055
I could make sure no one
would ever get left behind.
307
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,807
I didn't wanna lose that.
308
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,350
I'm sorry.
309
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,605
I get it. I just wish
you told me the truth.
310
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,028
Let me make it up to you, Luz.
I've got a plan.
311
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,988
Ya!
312
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,824
I'm in.
Where do we start?
313
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,869
By leaving no one behind.
314
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,129
You will be a good student.
315
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,131
I will be a good student.
316
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,887
You know, it didn't taste
as bad as I thought it would.
317
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,181
Oh, you're a witch.
Do magic.
318
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,849
Oh, I'll use magic.
319
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,227
Human magic.
320
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,149
Am I a good student?
321
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,944
Oh, gosh.
He's so little.
322
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,530
This is part of the plan, right?
323
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,242
Or the illusion of a plan.
324
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,169
A genius and a wordsmith.
325
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,602
We're gonna have to
bust down the door.
326
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,203
Right behind you.
327
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,451
I washed off
all the graffiti.
328
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,037
Apologized to Jenkinmeyer
for stealing her teeth.
329
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,623
Caught all the wild cerebi.
Ah, we should be good.
330
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,210
It will be very exciting to have
a real human exchange student.
331
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,713
And you won't tell the Emperor's
Coven about this, will you?
332
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,424
No. Hexside school
is safe for you both.
333
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,301
I'm the principal, not a stooge.
334
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,428
Consider your pupil our pupil.
335
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,910
Eda?
336
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,354
Guess who got you into Hexside?
337
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,731
What?
338
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,987
Uh, sorry, Principal Bump.
339
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,404
Sir.
340
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,531
What did you do?
341
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,158
Ugh, kid.
342
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,201
To think that any student
of yours would be capable
343
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,120
of doing anything
but create chaos...
344
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,123
Eda,
take your student and leave.
345
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,959
You are both banned
from this campus.
346
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,171
Come on, kid.
347
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,106
Let's go.
348
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,927
Wait, Principal Bump.
Don't blame Luz.
349
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,763
I told her the ban was lifted.
350
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,474
We were fighting over the
Human Appreciation Society.
351
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,852
I brought Luz in
because I wanted to win.
352
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,520
This is all my fault.
353
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,773
If that's so, Augustus,
354
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,734
would you be willing to accept
her punishment as your own?
355
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,653
Yes, Principal Bump.
I would.
356
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,947
- Huh. Dang, dweebus.
- Very well.
357
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:22,118
In light of that, barring any more
trouble, you shall officially
358
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,039
- be enrolled in Hexside School
next semester. -
359
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,917
Uh, hold on. Hold on.
360
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,048
I'm only doing this because
I have faith in you.
361
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,466
And I know you're too smart
362
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,344
to fall for that
One-Witch, One-Coven nonsense.
363
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,596
You can learn a lot
from the witches here.
364
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,641
And maybe teach them some of
that Bad Girl Coven magic too.
365
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,559
I didn't hear that.
366
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,646
As for you, I would be
saying detention right now
367
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,899
but that seems
to be out of order.
368
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,401
So, as of now, I'm removing you
369
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,236
from the Human
Appreciation Society.
370
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,113
Does that make me president?
371
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,281
Impressive. Still alive.
372
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,243
Yes, I suppose you are.
373
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,160
Yes!
374
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,870
Now, with that accomplished,
375
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,081
Eda, we have some
paperwork to fill out.
376
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,042
Wait! I gotta do more stuff?
Ugh!
377
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,712
You better enjoy
this place, kid.
378
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,840
Wanna finish off that tour?
379
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:19,467
I can show you guys what plants
not to touch in the greenhouse.
380
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,302
And then I can let
you touch them.
381
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,846
Yeah!
382
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,013
Let's go.
383
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:30,479
Hey! Wait. Take me.
I'm your president.
384
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,023
Oh. Come on.
385
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:40,508
♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪
386
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:44,200
♪ Oh, no, no, no Yeah ♪
387
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:50,101
♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪
388
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,543
♪ Oh, no ♪
389
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:57,547
♪ Ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh
Ooh, yeah ♪
390
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:02,094
Wow! Bump was not exaggerating.
You were a terrible student.
391
00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:06,442
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