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[grunting]
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Stupid flag!
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It's been a little slow
around here,
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but I've got just the thing
to attract customers.
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And who doesn't like
their name in lights?
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[sparking]
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- Is it too subtle?
- [Boscha] Does subtle mean ugly?
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Hi Boscha! Hexsidians!
See anything you like?
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Ew! No. I'm just here
to take an ironic Penstagram
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next to your weird flashing
trash sign.
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It's not funny Boscha.
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What are you going to do?
Spit your human venom on me?
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You have venom?
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Quick, Luz, start melting faces!
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Even if I could,
it's not worth it.
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You wouldn't understand how
to handle teens like her.
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No, I'll show you what to do.
[grunts]
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You will tremble before me!
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Oh, he's so cute!
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How much?
I have to own him.
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You couldn't afford me, sister!
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- Aw!
- Aw!
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That's the incorrect reaction!
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[sniffs]
I smell an easy mark.
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[grunts]
Hey, kid!
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Can I offer you the latest
fashions from...
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the human realm?
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- Yeah, no.
- [giggling]
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Well, I hate her.
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Yeah, teens can be sour,
but I'm a little sweetie.
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Look what I made you!
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[sparking]
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Luz!
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Did I spell something wrong?
Or did I spell something right?
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Stop that. You may be
forgetting something, Luz.
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I'm kinda... on the run!
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Remember?
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Every guard in town
would be at my doorstep
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if I had my name in lights.
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Well, I don't see anyone
right now.
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Maybe you're
just being paranoid.
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You're a powerful witch.
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Why hide when you can "poof" all
your problems away with magic?
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What does Luz know
about problems anyway?
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All she has is dumb teen drama!
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She doesn't understand
how hard some of us have it.
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You're pampered all day
like a dang baby.
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How hard is that life?
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Well, I don't know
if you realized,
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but I'm not a baby!
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Then why are you
screaming like one?
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My life is a living nightmare!
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Well, there's only
one thing to do
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when friends can't see
eye to eye.
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Hug each other till we pass out?
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Fight to the death!
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Pfft, no.
Body swap!
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Are you sure
you don't shoot venom?
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[theme music playing]
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I love a good body swap.
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It's like demonic possession
with the ones you love.
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We're doing that?
That's possible?
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This is just like my favorite
early 2000s movie!
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"Freaky Fraturday."
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But maybe we should
think about this for a second.
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- Body swap!
- Ooh!
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[Luz] Did it work?
I need a mirror.
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[grunts]
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Found one.
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Oh, my gosh. It worked!
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I'm so old... and pointy!
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Hot dog! It's me!
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[King's voice] Yeah, it is.
I'm the human now.
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Bow before my massive,
meaty hands!
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Wait, so that means...
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[Eda clears throat]
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[Eda's voice] How do I look?
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I've got some very confusing
emotions right now.
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All right, here's the deal.
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Whoever can prove their new body
has the easiest life
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gets out of house cleaning duty.
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And you know what that means.
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[giggling]
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[all shudder]
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Won't be me.
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Life as a teen
is a tyrant's dream!
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By the end of the day, I'll be
ruling over your feeble demographic.
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Well, I've got magic.
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Eda, don't be too mad
when your inventory's gone
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and the guards
are none the wiser.
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[shouts]
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Ha! That's cute.
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If you need me,
I'll be getting pampered
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on a vacation fit for a king.
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My life's not a joke!
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But yours is... bap.
[laughs]
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- [woman] Look at that little baby!
- [Eda] Oh, hello.
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- [man] So adorable!
- [Eda] Yes, hello to you too, handsome.
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[man 2] Stop right there!
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An emperor's guard!
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[sniffs, growls]
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Thought you could
get away with it, didn't you?
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Wait, you know who I am?
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Of course, I do.
You're...
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the cutest little angel
I've ever seen!
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Who wants a lolly?
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Ha! That's more like it.
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[sniffs, whines]
[taunts] You got nothing!
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
Being king is a walk in the park.
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I'm gonna win this bet for sure.
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Wha...
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Oh, Dottie! Look at this
lost little dumpling!
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What's that? Whoa!
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Hey, I'm not lost, you creeps!
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Poor baby!
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Do you need us to make you
a delicious meal?
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No, I don't need you...
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Tummy scratches? Ooh. You know what?
Maybe I am lost.
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Take me away, ladies.
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[meowing]
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Welcome to our kitty café.
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This is our little safe haven
for cherubs like you.
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Ugh... What hot mess
is going down here?
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You see, precious cargo like you
should be taken care of.
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Boop!
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All you should have to worry about
is how many belly rubs you want
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or how much tasty num-nums
you're gonna eat.
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[Eda] Well,
my creep alarm is ringing,
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but I can't argue with num-nums.
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This place is a safe place.
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A place clean from
the outside world.
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And those teenagers
who filthen it.
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You have a good nap, my dearest.
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And welcome...
to your new home.
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Ha! Oh, being adorable
is the life.
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[yawns] Time for a nap.
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[kitten meows]
[Eda gasps]
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- Leave this place!
- [gasps]
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- Danger is near.
- [woman] Baby demon!
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We have a surprise for you!
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You hear that, Bowtie?
[grunts] Ow!
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There's a new star in town.
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[yowls]
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A gift for our new,
cutest demon.
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Okay, I'm out.
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Novelty costumes
are where I draw the line.
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Dottie, please help
our little angel get changed.
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[shrieks]
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[growls]
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[snarls]
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Oh, no, sweetie.
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You can't survive out there
without us.
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Ladies, stand back.
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I am not above
disrespecting my elders.
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[sighs] Oh, dang.
I'm not a witch right now.
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No, baby.
You're a cutie patootie.
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Not today, sister!
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No!
[shrieks]
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[grunts]
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[woman] Let us in this instant!
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It is not time
for you to be there.
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Stop babying me!
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This vacation just took
an alarming, back-alley turn.
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- Tasty num-nums.
- Ew.
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- [Bowtie] Don't bother.
- [shouts]
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Their minds are tragically gone.
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They've been coddled so long, they
forgot how to live on their own.
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Their brains turned to mush.
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Geez, I thought
I liked being babied.
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But I feel so small and helpless,
like some sort of... baby.
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But that won't happen to us,
right?
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[purrs, gurgles]
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I failed you, Bowtie.
My closest ally.
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Meow. Meow.
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- [pounding]
- [yelps]
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[growling]
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I'll avenge you, Bowtie!
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- [grunts]
- [meows]
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Ooh!
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[panting]
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[grunts] Huh?
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[grunts]
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[snarling]
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Oh, wonderful!
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Now everyone can see
our bestest baby...
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forever.
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No!
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[King grunting]
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Not so high and mighty anymore.
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I feel so alive!
[yelps]
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[grunting]
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Oh, no!
[shouts]
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The flag, it seeks revenge.
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[laughing]
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Help me! I'm a delicate man.
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Teenagers.
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[grunting, sniffing]
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Hey, take this, society!
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Oh, no.
[shouts]
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[sniffs]
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[groaning]
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[scoffs]
Just give up.
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I swear, I can do a sit-up.
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I'm just having a bad day.
[groans]
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- Sure, you can.
- [shutter clicks]
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I'll show Luz how to rule
over these doofuses.
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Greetings! Er... Greetings!
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Bow before your king of humans.
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[grunts]
Hey, nobody tells me what to do.
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- [scoffs] Shut it.
- Sorry, Boscha.
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New post: Loser human
thinks she can hang out
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in our sacred Treasure Shack.
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Spoiler alert: She can't.
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Yeah, get out of here,
Goody Two-shoes.
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- Goody Two-shoes, huh?
- [gasps, yelps]
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Hey, impressionable youths!
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Under my command, you could learn
how to do some real damage.
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[grunts]
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All hail, your new teen king.
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I didn't like her telling me
what to do before,
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but now, I love it.
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[scoffs]
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Who wants to revolt
with me today?
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- Yay! You're the coolest.
- We love you now.
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I love it!
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Uh, I'll catch up.
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Hold up. I did not
give you permission to leave.
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All right, you acne-encrusted
hormone buckets.
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Let's go let out
some teen angst!
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♪ You're hangingWith the cool kids ♪
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♪ Breaking all the rules Kids ♪
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♪ We're gonna have toFool the kids ♪
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♪ Into thinkingThat you're cool too ♪
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♪ They're piercing noses ♪
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♪ They die their hair... ♪
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Yeah, this sign gets it!
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[grunts]
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- [grumbling]
- [laughing]
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[gasps, screams]
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[laughing]
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Guys, be quiet.
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[dialing, rings]
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[crowing, squawks]
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Hoot House. Hooty Hooting.
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[giggling]
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[Hooty] Oh, wow. I've been waiting
for someone to call all day,
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and now, it's finally happened!
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We can talk for hours,
and hours,
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and hours, and hours...
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[screams]
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[laughs] I don't know
what Luz is talking about.
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This life is a breeze.
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[gasps]
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Enough!
256
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,588
I don't know why
they can't remember
257
00:11:38,589 --> 00:11:40,257
what a weirdo loser you are,
258
00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:41,758
but I'm gonna
help them remember.
259
00:11:41,759 --> 00:11:44,386
Ooh, I'm so scared.
260
00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:47,264
[chuckles] She still thinks
she has power over you guys.
261
00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,141
Guys?
262
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,934
Luz, I challenge you
to a race...
263
00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:53,104
around Dead Man's Curve.
264
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,357
[gasps]
265
00:11:57,358 --> 00:11:59,569
And we'll be racing on those.
266
00:12:00,278 --> 00:12:01,878
Giant rat worms.
267
00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:04,448
Meh.
268
00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:05,949
You don't have to do this,
you know?
269
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:08,327
We know humans are, like,
super fragile.
270
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,162
Don't baby me!
271
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:14,751
Boscha, I accept your strange teenage,
coming-of-age challenge thing.
272
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,269
[thuds]
273
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,505
[growling]
274
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:23,176
[grunting]
275
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,944
On your mark...
276
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,680
Get set...
277
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,281
[gulps]
278
00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:35,479
- Let's go!
- [growls]
279
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,316
Worm minion, I said go!
[shouts]
280
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,154
Stop! I said stop!
[screaming]
281
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,743
[screaming, grunting]
282
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:52,662
[gasps]
283
00:12:52,663 --> 00:12:56,542
This is how the cool kids ride.
Super backwards. On purpose.
284
00:12:57,126 --> 00:12:58,726
[grumbles]
285
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,395
[gasps]
286
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,718
Yes! Say bye-bye
to your popularity, Boscha.
287
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,860
Bye-bye.
288
00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:12,057
[yelps]
289
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,977
[screams]
290
00:13:18,856 --> 00:13:19,816
Ow.
291
00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,650
Not the Treasure Shack!
292
00:13:21,651 --> 00:13:23,527
I don't know
how to process this.
293
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,128
Someone tell me what to do!
294
00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,213
Get her!
295
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,092
Hey!
296
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,495
[panting]
297
00:13:33,496 --> 00:13:35,080
Get back here, human!
298
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,417
Luz was right. I can't handle the
complexities of teenage life.
299
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,044
I just want my body back.
300
00:13:40,878 --> 00:13:42,212
[grunts]
301
00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:43,923
[Boscha] I think I saw her
go this way.
302
00:13:47,051 --> 00:13:49,719
[panting]
303
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,320
[sighs]
304
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,197
Huh?
305
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:57,894
Dottie! A teen has come
to steal our little babies.
306
00:13:57,895 --> 00:14:00,565
No, wait!
I am a little baby!
307
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,650
[grunts]
308
00:14:03,651 --> 00:14:06,236
No, you're not.
You're a rotten teen!
309
00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:08,280
But we finish with you,
310
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,408
you'll be calling
for your mother.
311
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:12,909
[grunts]
312
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,453
Lady, I just want my body back.
313
00:14:15,454 --> 00:14:18,248
You can have it.
Your life is pretty terrible.
314
00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,375
But, hey, it'll probably
be over soon.
315
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:21,976
[snarls]
316
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,298
Whew!
Okay, let's try this again.
317
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,134
And strut, strut, strut.
318
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,735
[grunts]
319
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,433
How does Eda wear these all day?
320
00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:40,103
Oh, no.
What have my heels done?
321
00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,690
Wait a second.
I'm a ding dang witch!
322
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,068
[yowls, grunts]
323
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:49,237
Boy, Eda is powerful.
324
00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:50,838
[yowls] Not again!
325
00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:53,618
Okay, let's try this
one more time.
326
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,290
[coughs, gasps]
327
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,501
I made magic with my hands!
328
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:06,504
Ooh, so unnecessarily
extravagant.
329
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:07,756
I'll take it.
330
00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:09,758
Zippo swappo.
331
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,677
Sold to the savvy shopper.
332
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,180
Okay, magic hands,
333
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,683
let's see what else
we can magically magic.
334
00:15:18,142 --> 00:15:19,976
[buzzing]
335
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,145
Step right up
and feast your eyes
336
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:24,814
on the marvels
of the human realm!
337
00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:28,985
- [customer 1] Oh, what is this?
- [customer 2] Where did the other stand go?
338
00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:32,781
You're lights are too bright, and
I forgot what I came here for.
339
00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,991
Was it for laughter?
340
00:15:34,992 --> 00:15:38,828
[laughing]
Joy! So painful.
341
00:15:38,829 --> 00:15:41,123
I'll take two for my enemies.
342
00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:51,607
[wailing]
343
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,889
Thank you!
Come again!
344
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,517
There's a little something
for everyone.
345
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,519
Take it from me, Eda,
346
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,063
the Boiling Isles'
gift to magic.
347
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,774
Is that right? You're the
famous Eda the owl lady?
348
00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:09,192
That depends.
349
00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:11,529
Are you a fan... of magic?
350
00:16:13,364 --> 00:16:15,240
No, but I am a fan of...
351
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,533
the law.
352
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,535
Oh, no!
353
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,704
We're finally able
to catch you in the act.
354
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,623
All thanks to this little
light show of yours.
355
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,292
Gentlemen,
356
00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:28,296
whaddya say we forget
this whole thing ever happened?
357
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,521
Amnesia spell!
358
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,759
Haven't quite got
the hang of this yet.
359
00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,652
[shutter clicks]
360
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,513
[coughs]
361
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:39,931
This is some of my best work.
362
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,532
Really captures the shame.
363
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:45,562
[squeaks]
[laughs]
364
00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:49,150
Yeah, you're going away for a
long time, you filthy criminal.
365
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:50,693
[hoots nervously]
366
00:16:50,694 --> 00:16:53,946
Owlbert!
This is all a big mistake.
367
00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:57,908
You're gonna laugh
when I explain.
368
00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:01,328
[guard gasps]
Is is really her?
369
00:17:01,329 --> 00:17:03,538
Oh, no.
This is not good.
370
00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:06,791
Hey, you gotta take that thing
out before someone sees you.
371
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,460
I like it.
Calms the nerves.
372
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,836
Hmm? Uh...
373
00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:12,339
Madame Lilith,
to what do we owe this honor?
374
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:15,633
Word reached me
that you captured my sister.
375
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:16,968
I'll take it from here.
376
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,971
But Madame, she's going
straight to the Conformatorium.
377
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,807
I have the order right here.
378
00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:25,435
The orders have changed.
379
00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:28,229
[Luz] Look, guys,
you got the wrong Eda.
380
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,606
Hello, Edalyn.
381
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:31,608
Oh, thank goodness!
A familiar face.
382
00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:34,110
You're Eda's sister, right?
Is it Libby?
383
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,154
No. Limby...
384
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,032
Your show of affection
is touching.
385
00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,742
Do you know why you're here?
386
00:17:40,743 --> 00:17:42,452
Well,
as I was telling the guard,
387
00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:45,580
this is just a classic
Freaky Fraturday mix-up.
388
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:48,958
Sister, the charges against
you are long and many.
389
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,503
Operating a stand
without a permit,
390
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,339
owning a hocus
without a pocus...
391
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,466
Yeah, I think that list
goes on for a while.
392
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,635
These charges are serious.
393
00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,512
There's no more
running away, Edalyn.
394
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,973
I know. I can't just
"poof" my problems away.
395
00:18:03,974 --> 00:18:05,558
But we can.
396
00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:09,062
You getting caught
was clearly a cry for help.
397
00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:10,438
Join the Emperor's Coven,
398
00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:12,315
like we dreamed about
when we were girls.
399
00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:14,984
Eda wanted to be
in the Emperor's Coven?
400
00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:16,903
Don't be afraid, sister.
401
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:19,322
Soon, you won't be a danger
to those around you.
402
00:18:19,323 --> 00:18:20,923
Bring out the branding glove.
403
00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:23,342
The what now?
404
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,954
- [thuds]
- [knuckles crack]
405
00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:27,831
Wait, you're making a mistake!
406
00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:29,875
I'm not a danger to anyone!
407
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,143
Uh-oh.
408
00:18:33,504 --> 00:18:35,004
[coughs]
409
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:36,715
Owlbert, come to me!
410
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,316
[hoots]
411
00:18:38,426 --> 00:18:40,176
Huh? Ah!
[grunts]
412
00:18:40,177 --> 00:18:41,344
Sorry, buddy.
413
00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:43,389
Eda's life is more complicated
than I thought.
414
00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,600
[grumbles]
415
00:18:47,601 --> 00:18:50,687
Okay, if I were Eda and Eda
is King, where would I be?
416
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:52,647
Ah! This thing's so confusing.
417
00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:54,248
After her!
418
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,026
[knocking on glass]
419
00:18:57,027 --> 00:18:59,904
Luz! Bring my dang body
over here.
420
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,448
Eda!
421
00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:02,615
Oh, look, Dottie.
422
00:19:02,616 --> 00:19:05,660
It's not kidnapping
if they entered our store.
423
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:08,038
Just think of it as
good customer service.
424
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:12,960
Why did our lamp get
unnecessarily extravagant?
425
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,253
- [Luz and King gasp]
- [Eda] Hi.
426
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,854
Go, go, go!
427
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,799
[gasps] After them!
428
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,092
[shrieks]
429
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,762
What weird stuff
did you get my body into?
430
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,930
There she is.
[barking]
431
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,531
[Eda] I got the same question.
432
00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:31,895
Dang! I forgot about them.
433
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:33,730
[Eda] All right. Did everybody
learn a valuable lesson
434
00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,371
about experiencing
each other's hardships?
435
00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:37,692
- [King and Luz] Yep.
- Good, let's end this nightmare.
436
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,293
Body swap!
437
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,910
[King] My body!
My glorious little body!
438
00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:50,622
Sister, time and again
I've offered you my help,
439
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:54,459
yet you foolishly run back
to your worthless life.
440
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,836
I'm tired of trying, Edalyn.
441
00:19:56,837 --> 00:19:59,130
Your days of running are over!
442
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,508
Thanks, Luz.
Sorry.
443
00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,593
Don't worry, I got this.
444
00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:05,194
Body swap!
445
00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:09,682
[dog barking]
446
00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:11,893
[Lilith] Eda, you rotten sister!
447
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,562
Switch me back!
Ah! Woof!
448
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,606
[guard 1] What's happening?
Who the heck are you?
449
00:20:16,607 --> 00:20:18,233
[guard 2] I'm a Coven guard,
wise mouth.
450
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:19,609
No, you're not. I am!
451
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,778
[woman] You get outta my body,
you galoot!
452
00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:24,739
Fight! Ow. My knees.
453
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,075
Hey! Ow!
This is your fault.
454
00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,118
Let go!
My arm! Ow!
455
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:31,539
[screaming]
456
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,099
Are they gonna be okay?
457
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:36,794
Eh?
458
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:38,837
Eda, I just wanna say
459
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,881
that things can be more
complicated than you think.
460
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,174
But with you guys,
461
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,385
it all feels a little less
mixed up.
462
00:20:45,386 --> 00:20:46,886
Aw, that's sweet, kid.
463
00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:48,555
Now, let's never
speak of this again.
464
00:20:48,556 --> 00:20:49,473
[hoots]
465
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:52,768
[clamoring]
466
00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,521
[howls]
467
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,359
So, wait.
Who is going to clean Hooty?
468
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,319
It's getting... dire.
469
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,989
[Hooty] Guys? Today's my monthly cleaning.
Hoot, hoot.
470
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,658
I'm 20% mucus,
but don't let that stop you.
471
00:21:08,659 --> 00:21:12,704
C'mon, I have so many hard-to-reach
spots that need swabbing!
472
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,373
Maybe if we all
work together we could...
473
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,499
- Not it.
- Not it.
474
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,100
Aw, man.
475
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:21,824
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