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>> Hey, guys.
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I'm Ed Bassmaster, and you may
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have seen me on YouTube.
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The loony wheels.
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And that is me.
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> I'm a bush!
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That's me too.
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The crawfish here is amazing.
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>> Yeah.
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>> I just ordered it.
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When I see a car like this,
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first thing I do is I say
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"Would you look at this?"
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Yeah, all of those guys are me.
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>> Ed Bassmaster, you're my
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favorite.
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>> I have almost a billion views
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on the Internet, and now I'm
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going to take what I do to
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television.
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Hold the note up too.
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Ow!
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This is "The Ed Bassmaster
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Show."
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>> What is...
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What is my crystal ball telling
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me?
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Oh, it doesn't talk.
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Just kidding.
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That was a-- That was a joke.
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**
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Fortunes by Skippy.
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Get your fortune told, sir,
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for free.
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I'm Skippy.
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Don't skip me.
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Come get your fortune read for
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free.
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Would you like your fortune
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read?
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>> (bleep), yeah.
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**
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Don't be mislead.
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Get your fortune read.
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Oh, no.
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I do not like what I see.
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I see a lot of fingerprints on
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it.
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I'm gonna have to get some paper
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towels and wipe it off before I
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can start.
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Take off your sunglasses please.
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You two look into each other's
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eyes.
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No laughter.
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I'm trying to read your aura.
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Back at me.
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What was that?
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What did you say?
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The last thing you said, what
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was that?
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>> Who, me?
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>> No, no, I'm talking to the
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crystal ball.
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Sorry.
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Hold each other's hands for one
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second.
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Tell each other "You are my
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friend for life."
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>> You are my friend for life.
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>> This is getting just a little
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bit weird.
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Let go of hands.
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Do you see anything in my
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future that you can share with
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me?
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>> You're gonna eat a hot dog in
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the next 24 hours.
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>> Wow, you should work here.
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>> (laughing)
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>> I'm gonna go get that hot
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dog.
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Would you like to join me for
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one?
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>> Sure.
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>> Thank you. Let's go.
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We're closed for now.
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We'll be back in about 20.
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Huh.
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(static)
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Brett Sellars here.
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We're live in the park, looking
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for my biggest fan.
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Brett Sellars here.
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How are ya, pal?
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Good to see you.
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You guys got a minute?
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Are you in a rush?
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We're trying to find my biggest
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fan.
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If you wanna just bull(bleep)
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and go along with it, just make
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pretend you spotted me maybe,
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that would be great.
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We are rolling live in three,
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two, and one.
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Brett Sellars here.
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We're in the park today, folks.
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I got to tell you--
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>> Brett Sellars? No way.
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>> Yes, it is. It is me.
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>> Nice to meet you.
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>> Nice to meet you.
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How long have you been watching
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Brett Sellars?
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>> Two years, two years,
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two and a half years.
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>> Nice, nice.
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>> Dedicated fan, you know.
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>> I appreciate that.
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What do you admire about Brett
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Sellars?
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You can-- You can talk about--
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>> What do I admire? Hmm.
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You're interesting.
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You're funny.
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You-- You just go at it.
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You just don't care.
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>> No-holds-barred type of
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attitude.
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>> No, that's it, that's it.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Incredible always.
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>> That's right, folks,
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you heard it here.
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That's a wrap.
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>> Perfect.
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(beeping)
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>> Hey, if you're looking to get
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in shape, then look no further.
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I'm Emilio, and I've got just
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the workout for you.
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Ready?
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On your marks, get set, and go.
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Okay, let's get this party
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started, girls.
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At Emilio's Fitness Zone, I show
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elderlies how to take everyday
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activities and turn them into
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exercise!
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Would you look at that?
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That's right.
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What you look at as an everyday
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activity, I look at as a way of
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getting fit.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I'm getting fit.
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Open up a can of cat food.
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(cat meowing)
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Open up a can of cat food.
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Open up a can of cat food.
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Get off the counter.
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That's Emilio's Fitness Zone,
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125 Liberty Drive, right next to
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The Pancake Shack.
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Off my lawn! Hey!
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Off my lawn!
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Off my lawn!
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Call the cops!
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>> 911!
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>> Call the cops!
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>> 911!
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>> Get off my lawn!
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So, if you're looking to change
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your lifestyle, then come on
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down to Emilio's Fitness Zone
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and sign up for a class today.
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Oh, would you look at that?
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I'm getting out of breath.
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Would you look at that?
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>> Would you look at that?
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>> Would you look at that?
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>> Would you look at that?
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>> Would you look at that?
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Would you look at that?
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**
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Oh, gosh.
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Please, somebody give me a hand.
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I got a package I can't open
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because I can't pull it with my
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hands, and I just need somebody
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to help me.
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If you-- Please.
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You look strong.
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Today's my birthday, and this is
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from my mother.
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It's probably my birthday
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present.
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>> Can I get it?
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Okay, um...
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>> Can you just...
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>> Yeah, I can--
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>> Just try to pull that tape.
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>> Yeah, I'll do it.
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>> Oh, what the heck?
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>> Okay.
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>> Are you kidding me?
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>> Sorry.
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>> Oh, well, you got to pick
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these up now.
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>> I can't pick them up.
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>> Oh, please. No.
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>> All right...
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>> Sorry. Thank you.
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**
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>> * My man with *
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* The fishing hat *
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* He's always wishing that *
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* He could get on the fishing *
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* Show with Skippy like that *
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* But he can't *
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* Honk, honk *
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* And we chilling in the park *
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* Having a good time *
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* No doubt 'til dark *
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* We do it *
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* We drop the rhymes *
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* We drop the beats too *
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* I do it for free *
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* How about you *
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>> That was actually a pretty
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good riff, man.
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>> Oh, thanks, man.
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I didn't even see y'all there.
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You-- You beatbox?
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If you beatbox, I can really
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drop it.
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>> No, I'm, uh--
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>> What's your name, honey girl?
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>> Oh, Billie Anna.
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>> * Billie Anna make me wanna *
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* Throw these beats down *
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* And get up on her *
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* Oh, in the sauna *
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* Aw, yeah *
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What's your name, girl?
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>> Hanna.
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>> Hanna.
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* Listen up, Hanna *
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* Don't make me slip *
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* On that banana *
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* When I fall for you, girl *
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* You dropping bombs *
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* Like that for real *
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* I'm rocking the flannel *
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Y'all have a good day.
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>> All right, take it easy.
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>> All right, man.
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>> Have a great day.
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>> All right, you too.
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* That's right *
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* My man's running *
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* He's smooth gunning *
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* He's losing weight *
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* And he's great *
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* He's looking good *
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* Even though he's gray *
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*He's the man, that's right *
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He going too fast.
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>> Hey, Dr. Verne here with my
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lovely assistant Margaret,
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and I got a bad back.
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I just hope I don't lose my
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patients.
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(chuckling)
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It was a joke.
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>> Hey, you here for the free
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teeth whitening?
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>> Yes.
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>> Yeah. You can come back.
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I'm Margaret.
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You can have a seat.
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He'll be right with you.
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Just a second.
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>> What's up, son?
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(laughter)
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What's good?
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Never mind me, dawg.
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I'm, uh, two steps to the shade
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of the wind if you know what I
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mean.
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(chuckling)
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No, I got a bad back, man.
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**
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In between patients, I got to
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lay flat.
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I'm all good, though.
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Raise your right hand.
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Put your left hand on the book.
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Do you swear to tell the tooth,
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the whole tooth, and nothing but
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the tooth?
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>> (chuckling)
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>> I'm the best there is at
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teeth whitening.
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>> Okay.
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>> Three years in a row,
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Nashville dentist of the year.
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>> Oh.
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>> Yeah.
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They gave me a little plaque.
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>> Where is it?
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>> No, no, they gave me a little
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plaque.
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That's the joke.
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>> Oh, I get it.
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>> It's a dental joke, man.
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Come on, man.
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That one's over your head,
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right?
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>> And you got rid of it.
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>> How's that one?
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You like it?
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>> It's good.
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>> It's a good one.
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Aah!
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Ow.
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Me reaching down to you at that
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level.
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>> It's not gonna work.
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>> This chair is all jacked up.
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You know what?
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I got an idea.
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Let's relocate.
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Follow me, Josh.
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>> All right.
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>> Hop up on here.
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If I lay flat underneath you,
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it'll be a lot easier, I think.
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Oh... man.
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All right, I'm just gonna polish
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you up a little bit.
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You hold this for me.
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Hold that steady.
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All right.
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Bring-- Bring your toothbrush.
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>> Okay, okay.
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>> Get it on there.
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>> No.
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>> Is it on there? I can't see.
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>> There-- That's a lot.
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Oh! Oh, God.
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>> Is that in my hair?
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>> Uh... no.
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>> All right, here we are.
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A mechanic working on his car.
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Oh, we'll clean that off, too,
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while we're here.
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>> (chuckling)
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>> Can I get a white bowl for
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Josh to spit in?
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>> You need to rinse.
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>> All right, rinse and spit
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away.
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Just right here.
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Aim for the bull's-eye.
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Go for it, pal.
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>> All right.
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>> Hey! Ow!
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Take a big ol'--
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Don't swallow it.
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Swish.
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Spit it right in the bucket.
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Right in the bucket.
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There you go.
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Go ahead.
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Yo, fool.
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All right, that's it.
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Gig's up.
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I can't do it.
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Pull the table, somebody.
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>> Let me. I got it.
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>> You ever see those stupid
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prank shows, and they "Oh, I got
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you," and the have cameras come
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in and "Oh, we got you.
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We were pulling a prank on ya."
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You know what I'm talk--
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It's something like this, like
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if I were to open this door and
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say "Oh, there's a crew in here
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filming."
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(laughter)
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You were awesome, man.
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Thank you.
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It's for real, man.
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>> Oh, man!
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>> Thanks for a waterfall, man.
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>> You're totally welcome.
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>> Good work, man.
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>> Thanks.
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>> Good work.
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**
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>> Oh, would you look at that?
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Just look at her go.
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Look at it.
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Unbelievable.
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That was awesome.
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**
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Good evening, folks.
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Brett Sellars here live from the
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CMT Music Awards in Nashville,
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Tennessee.
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We've had about 20 or 30 stars
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come in.
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None of them have stopped by
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yet.
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Waiting for that star, that
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magic moment.
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You can hear that.
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Everybody is aware that Brett
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Sellars is here, and they are
425
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waiting for him.
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Brett Sellars here with a
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beautiful girl in the
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background.
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I'm probably not gonna get this
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interview, so we'll just make
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pretend.
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We're waiting for the new single
433
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to come out.
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Very excited.
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I am here with JT.
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JT, thanks for stopping by.
437
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Could we get a quick interview?
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>> He's coming.
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>> Oh, you're not JT?
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>> I'm not JT.
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>> Oh, I thought you were JT.
442
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>> No, no, no, I'm his
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publicist.
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>> I'm sorry.
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>> Oh, you're good.
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(laughing)
447
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>> Brett Sellars here standing
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beside Rainey Qualley.
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We're gonna just stand in the
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wings and hopefully get to talk
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to her.
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How are you, Brett?
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Pretty good. How are you?
454
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Pretty good, Brett.
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How you doing?
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Oh, I can't complain.
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Maybe this will work out,
458
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maybe it won't.
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How are ya, Rainey?
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Brett Sellars.
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You got a minute?
462
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Can you, please?
463
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>> Sure.
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>> I got to ask you a question.
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>> Okay.
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>> Can you pinch my elbow?
467
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Harder.
468
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This is a fact.
469
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I can pinch her elbow as hard as
470
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I want, and it's not gonna hurt.
471
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Can you feel that?
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>> No.
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I mean, I think everybody did
474
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this trick in middle school,
475
00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,070
right?
476
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>> How are you?
477
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>> I love this, man.
478
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>> Thank you very much.
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>> Let's go to Turks and Caicos
480
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together.
481
00:09:51,067 --> 00:09:51,667
>> Let's do it.
482
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We're dying to know,
483
00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:55,603
how far is the moon?
484
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>> How far is the moon?
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Wait a minute, I know this.
486
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**
487
00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:03,173
>> How do you like the selfie
488
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:03,897
stick?
489
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,070
>> I'm a fan.
490
00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,727
>> The nice thing about these--
491
00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:07,673
The nice--
492
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,867
Hold that. Hold that.
493
00:10:09,867 --> 00:10:11,297
Can you scratch my back, please?
494
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,570
Thanks.
495
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:14,227
Thanks.
496
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:14,933
Ladies and gentlemen,
497
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:15,673
Brett Sellars here.
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00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,927
I'm with Parmalee on the red
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00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,303
carpet at the CMT Music Awards,
500
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,430
live on the red carpet.
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00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,700
>> Yeah.
502
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,070
>> This is awesome.
503
00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,097
>> Here we are, live from the
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red carpet.
505
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:24,427
>> (laughing)
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00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,103
>> Brett Sellars.
507
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:25,900
>> And we're live.
508
00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:26,770
>> Yeah, we're just waiting for
509
00:10:26,767 --> 00:10:27,627
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
510
00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:28,503
>> Arnold?
511
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,370
>> Yeah, he's in here somewhere.
512
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:29,967
>> Is he really?
513
00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:30,627
>> Yeah, he's here.
514
00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:31,233
>> Okay, guys.
515
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:31,973
>> Yeah, we got to go, yeah.
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00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:32,973
>> We're here live on the red
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00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,597
carpet with Tom Arnold.
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00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,970
Tom, great to see ya.
519
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:36,767
>> I got to find Arnold.
520
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:37,427
He's lost.
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00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:38,133
>> All right.
522
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,073
Bring him here.
523
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,097
Do us a favor and bring him by.
524
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:40,770
Yeah, you won't.
525
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:41,597
Sure he won't.
526
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,470
Can I get an autograph real
527
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,127
quick?
528
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,873
>> Oh, absolutely!
529
00:10:45,933 --> 00:10:46,833
>> Who do you want to sign it
530
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:47,503
for?
531
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,430
>> Make that one out to Jacob
532
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:49,233
if you could.
533
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,003
>> Yeah.
534
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,770
>> They're gonna love the
535
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:51,397
autographs, guys.
536
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,270
Thank you so much for stopping
537
00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:52,927
by.
538
00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:53,733
Don't steal the pen.
539
00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,470
How are ya?
540
00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:55,267
>> Oh, my God.
541
00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:56,697
>> Yes, yes, that is me.
542
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:57,770
>> Oh, my God, I was just
543
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,027
showing somebody your videos.
544
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,300
I'm actually starstruck to meet
545
00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:00,970
you.
546
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:01,627
This is awesome.
547
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,073
>> I was a huge Hulkamaniac.
548
00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,127
>> I'm literally blushing right
549
00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:04,803
now.
550
00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,230
I'm a big maniac of you,
551
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,303
so this is amazing.
552
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,100
>> There you have it, folks,
553
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,670
your host Brett Sellars live
554
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:10,827
here on the red carpet.
555
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:11,733
Thanks for watching, thanks for
556
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,303
tuning in, and stay tuned for
557
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,170
"The Ed Bassmaster Show."
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00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:22,427
**
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00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:23,273
How you doing?
560
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:23,927
>> Hi.
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00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,403
>> My name's Skippy.
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00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,170
>> Good to meet you.
563
00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:26,927
>> Good to meet you.
564
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:29,103
I'm here for safety.
565
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,070
Make sure everybody gets to
566
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,367
where they're going safely.
567
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,297
>> Stop.
568
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,100
>> Oh, (bleep).
569
00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:38,867
**
570
00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:39,873
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
571
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,567
Hey, guys, be careful, please.
572
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,227
>> Oh.
573
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,633
>> Watch that ledge, yeah.
574
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:44,303
>> Okay.
575
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,100
>> Might want to be careful.
576
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:45,930
You fall down there, that can
577
00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:46,403
hurt.
578
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,070
>> Okay.
579
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,927
>> It's all about safety, guys.
580
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:49,933
You got sunblock, buddy?
581
00:11:49,933 --> 00:11:50,803
You're starting to get a little
582
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,270
red.
583
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:51,927
>> Yeah?
584
00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:52,773
I'll go to a shade right now.
585
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:53,427
>> All right, yeah.
586
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:55,803
**
587
00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,297
(grunting)
588
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,870
Oh, (bleep).
589
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,927
Come on, son of a bitch!
590
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,203
There we go.
591
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,200
(grunting)
592
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,430
**
593
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:24,073
Superman, please, I can use a
594
00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,597
little extra strength since I
595
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,070
have no strength or coordination
596
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:27,827
in my hands right now.
597
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,833
>> What's in the box, though?
598
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,833
>> I don't know. It's fragile.
599
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,403
**
600
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,430
It's from my mother right here.
601
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,103
Thank you.
602
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:36,830
>> Beatrice Woods?
603
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:37,503
What's in here?
604
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,330
>> Yes, my mum, Beatrice.
605
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,673
I have no idea. Please.
606
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,127
>> What does it say?
607
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:43,803
What?
608
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,700
>> Heirloom. Oh, okay.
609
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,900
>> "From your great-aunt
610
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:46,600
Beatrice Woods.
611
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,400
Please take great care."
612
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,070
>> Oh, my gosh!
613
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,127
Can you take a picture of us
614
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,073
with the plate?
615
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,067
>> Of course.
616
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,067
>> It has a lot of sentimental
617
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,097
value to me.
618
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,230
And hold the note up too.
619
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:58,203
Ow!
620
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,230
You dropped it on my toe.
621
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:00,203
>> Come on!
622
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:00,870
>> Right on my toe.
623
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,197
>> You can't break the plate.
624
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,600
>> Well, sorry about that,
625
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,630
Grandma. Anyway--
626
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:05,433
>> Grandma, she's up there,
627
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:06,073
right?
628
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:06,767
>> Love you, Grandma.
629
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,627
(laughter)
630
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:14,327
>> (imitating engine revving)
631
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:18,073
Brett Sellars here, folks.
632
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,230
Let's see if we can find another
633
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,073
biggest fan.
634
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,367
And... we're live.
635
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,597
We're live.
636
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,570
>> But you haven't asked me any
637
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:29,227
questions.
638
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,103
>> I thought you wanted to tell
639
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:30,900
me why you are my number-one
640
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:31,700
fan.
641
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,870
>> What's that?
642
00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:34,227
>> Word was let out that you
643
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,473
might be my biggest fan.
644
00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,333
>> It's a huge honor, yeah.
645
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,433
>> Tell us more.
646
00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:39,973
>> Um, it was the hair and
647
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,497
jacket combo, I think.
648
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,500
>> At the end of the day I just
649
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,600
thought, you know, I love his
650
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,770
hair.
651
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:46,667
>> You've been watching me for
652
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:47,767
two years.
653
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,267
>> Oh, oui, yeah.
654
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,667
For two years.
655
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:51,497
>> You've been watching me for
656
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,070
two years?
657
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:52,697
>> Yes.
658
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,700
>> I appreciate your support.
659
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,500
Thanks for stopping me.
660
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,497
I appreciate it.
661
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,170
>> It's been an honor.
662
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,067
>> Do you have a minute to help
663
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,097
me?
664
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,130
Please?
665
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:00,933
>> Do you need to open it?
666
00:14:00,933 --> 00:14:02,773
>> Yes, I'm trying to open it.
667
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,827
Ah, there we go.
668
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,603
Ow.
669
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600
Oh, no, she didn't.
670
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:10,797
**
671
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:11,897
Oh, it's from my mother.
672
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,070
Today's my birthday.
673
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:13,827
>> Happy birthday!
674
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:14,503
>> Thank you.
675
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,970
Oh, no, Mother, you're too--
676
00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,097
She's too much.
677
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:17,830
It's a birthday cake.
678
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,073
Oh, wow, look at this.
679
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,067
Can you hold that for a sec
680
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:20,827
while I can get the other one
681
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:21,503
out, please?
682
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,430
Oh, my gosh, she even got
683
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,973
candles and little fun blowers.
684
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,827
Here, you can have one as well.
685
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,633
We can celebrate together.
686
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:29,733
(honk)
687
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,673
Happy birthday to Marlin.
688
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:33,897
Mustn't forget...
689
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,770
birthday hats.
690
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:35,827
Here's one for you if you don't
691
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,073
mind.
692
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,427
Ow.
693
00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:39,333
There we go.
694
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,833
Let's just get it over with
695
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:42,373
before it blows out.
696
00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:43,297
(blows sharply)
697
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,100
Thank you.
698
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,170
That was a good job.
699
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,397
(crowd cheering)
700
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,700
>> Joining us all the way from
701
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,830
Maltlicky, Texas, to teach us
702
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,773
his special form of line
703
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,127
dancing, please welcome
704
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,970
Bart el Doo!
705
00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,967
(crowd cheering)
706
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,897
>> Yeah, hey, okay, that was
707
00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,900
almost dirty right there.
708
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,530
(mumbles incoherently)
709
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,573
(chuckles) I'm just kidding.
710
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,797
Give a (mumbles incoherently)
711
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,470
for coming out.
712
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,367
(mumbles incoherently)
713
00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:06,833
>> Whoo!
714
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,173
**
715
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,297
Now, we're gonna bring this up.
716
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,367
(mumbles incoherently)
717
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,067
Now follow me.
718
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:19,597
(mumbles incoherently)
719
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,670
Pow. Pow.
720
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,797
(mumbles incoherently)
721
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,700
Pow. Pow.
722
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,370
And giddyup. Giddyup.
723
00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,427
(mumbles incoherently)
724
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,673
Giddyup. Giddyup.
725
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,767
Giddyup. Giddyup.
726
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,367
Giddyup. Giddyup.
727
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,067
(bleep)
728
00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:37,827
Whoa. Whoa.
729
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,073
I almost dipped down.
730
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,097
Oh, hey.
731
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,270
Now, that's called a dip on a
732
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:41,967
line dance.
733
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:42,967
Now, we're gonna do that dance
734
00:15:42,967 --> 00:15:43,797
to the music.
735
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,700
Maestro.
736
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,200
**
737
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,070
(mumbles incoherently)
738
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:48,767
Yeah.
739
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:49,797
Hey, now, partner.
740
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,500
Come on up here.
741
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,300
Come on up.
742
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,100
(crowd cheering)
743
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,570
Come on.
744
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,630
(mumbles incoherently)
745
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,703
>> Jim.
746
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,170
>> (mumbles incoherently)
747
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,067
>> I have no idea what you're
748
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:03,597
saying.
749
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,800
>> (mumbles incoherently)
750
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,070
>> Oh, yeah.
751
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:06,697
>> No, no, no.
752
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,170
(mumbles incoherently)
753
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:08,967
>> No, I have no idea what
754
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:09,667
you're talking about.
755
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,197
(laughter)
756
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,670
>> All right.
757
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,697
Can we get some music on here?
758
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,130
* Yeah, unh, unh, unh *
759
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:18,703
Get the hips in there.
760
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,500
* Unh, unh, unh *
761
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,270
* Unh, unh, unh, unh *
762
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:27,067
* Unh, unh *
763
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,327
(crowd cheering)
764
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,203
All right.
765
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,570
* Bart, oh, Doo Doo Doo *
766
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,667
(crowd cheering)
767
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,103
**
768
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,070
That's what I'm talking about
769
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,067
right there.
770
00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:46,867
**
771
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:48,567
>> Hey, guys. Skippy.
772
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,703
I'm with Collin.
773
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,370
He has the world record for
774
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,597
solving the Rubik's Cube,
775
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,270
and I'm gonna try to beat him in
776
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:56,927
a race.
777
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,473
**
778
00:17:00,533 --> 00:17:02,573
On your marks.
779
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,897
Get set.
780
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,500
Go.
781
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,800
(muttering)
782
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,197
(steady beep)
783
00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:24,973
(steady beep)
784
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,597
Collin showed me the basics of
785
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,100
how to solve a Rubik's, so we're
786
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,830
gonna give it another whack.
787
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,203
On you marks, get set, go.
788
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,470
Done.
789
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,467
**
790
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:46,467
Oh, would you look at this?
791
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:50,073
**
792
00:17:50,067 --> 00:17:51,827
Oh, gorgeous!
793
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:53,603
What is that, a swan?
794
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,500
Hello, Mr. Swan.
795
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,170
(laughing)
796
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,097
They're gorgeous.
797
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,070
Just look at it.
798
00:17:58,067 --> 00:17:58,727
Look at that.
799
00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:00,173
Look at its feathers.
800
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,067
Oh, would you look at that?
801
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:01,767
He's attacking him.
802
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,597
Don't do that!
803
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,500
Don't do that!
804
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,530
Did you see that?
805
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,273
Are you okay, little buddy?
806
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:07,967
Oh, he's sad.
807
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,767
He's putting his head in the
808
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:09,367
water.
809
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,367
He's sad, see?
810
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:11,267
Oh, would you look at that?
811
00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,797
You made him sad.
812
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,930
Don't let that other bird attack
813
00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,233
him, please.
814
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,203
Get him out of here.
815
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,430
I'll call the cops.
816
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:18,273
(chuckling)
817
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:18,927
Yo, what's good?
818
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,703
It's your boy, always Teste.
819
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,630
I'm here chilling with The
820
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:25,273
Gregory Brothers... and sister,
821
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,697
and we making a music video,
822
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,830
dawg.
823
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,073
**
824
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,570
>> * Thumbs up, everybody *
825
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:47,397
* For rock and roll *
826
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,930
>> * Thumbs up, everybody *
827
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:53,203
* For rock and roll *
828
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:56,267
**
829
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,673
* Get the hang of it *
830
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,067
* I know it *
831
00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,197
* You will get better *
832
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,900
* And better as you do it *
833
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,500
>> * Check it out, yo *
834
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,130
* Check it out, unh *
835
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,703
* Check it out, unh *
836
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,300
* Yo, check it *
837
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,300
* Yo, I'm sweeping *
838
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,530
* And I'm creeping *
839
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:12,533
* Is this thing on *
840
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:15,233
* I don't think so *
841
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,533
My bad, my bad. (chuckles)
842
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:17,203
Sorry about that.
843
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,630
Sorry for the interruption.
844
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:19,773
>> It's cool. It's cool.
845
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,627
>> I get a little carried away,
846
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:21,203
man.
847
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:21,870
I heard the music.
848
00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:22,527
Y'all was jamming.
849
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,203
I had to--
850
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,100
>> It's a first.
851
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:24,800
>> My bad.
852
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,970
>> We're good. We're good, man.
853
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:26,667
I'll lock up.
854
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,303
**
855
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:02,873
>> You want me to do the face?
856
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:03,667
You want me to do the face?
857
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:04,367
>> Pretend like you're
858
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:05,227
interviewing me and then do the
859
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:05,703
face.
860
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,170
>> We're here with Brooke Hogan.
861
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,197
Brooke, I got to tell you, I
862
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,630
was...
863
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,103
huge fan of Hulk.
864
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,930
Sorry about that.
865
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,073
Little-- Little condition there.
866
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:15,927
>> I can do a pretty good face
867
00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:16,603
too.
868
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,270
>> Let me see.
869
00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:17,967
>> So, you know what?
870
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,167
It's really nice to...
871
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,797
(laughing)
872
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>> There you heard it, folks.
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Brooke Hogan a fan of Brett
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Sellars.
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Like I said, there's all kinds
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of fans lined up outside waiting
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to meet Brett Sellars.
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You didn't believe me.
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There you have it.
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