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I did it, Max. Finals are over.
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Let's get this party started.
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Woo-hoo!
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That's all I got.
I'm a total zombie.
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Well, I am so proud
of you, Mom, that...
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I...
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got you a little gift.
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It's a super deluxe back roller.
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Thank you, Max.
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This dead woman on the box
seems to be enjoying it.
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Grandma, Olive and I
got you the best gift
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for finishing your finals.
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(gasp) OMG!
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Tickets to see Davey Rogers,
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my all-time favorite rock star?
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Thank you! I love it!
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Did you hear that, Olive?
She loves it! (laughs)
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And Grandma, you don't
have to take Olive and me.
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I mean, it's your gift.
You can...
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Do you girls wanna come with me?
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(Olive screaming)
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See? Mine is the perfect gift.
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Because after you stand
at the concert all night,
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you'll be happy you have this.
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Now, you can rock...
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and roll.
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Olive (on phone):
Wow. Is that as lame as it sounds?
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Wait, am I still on speaker?
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(theme music playing)
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? Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree ?
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? But looking at you
is like looking at me ?
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? The more things change,
the more they stay the same ?
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? Like father, like daughter,
from different times ?
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? Taking all the best
from your decade and mine ?
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? The more things change ?
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? The more they stay the same ?
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? The more they stay the same ?
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(crowd chatter)
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Woo-hoo! How great was Davey?
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Best. Concert. Ever!
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Huh? I can't hear anything!
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Too close to the speakers?
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No! Too close to Grandma J!
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Sorry, Olive.
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Yeah! Pizza sounds great!
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Okay, come on, Grandma.
Let's try and get you up front
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so Davey can sign your album.
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Really? I don't wanna act
like some crazed fan girl.
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Davey, you're the greatest!
(screaming)
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- (crowd cheering)
- Hello, beautiful people!
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I love it!
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- Sydney: Davey!
- Olive: Over here!
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Look at this! Kids!
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At my concert!
Or are you tiny adults?
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The important thing is
you paid full price!
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And we love you, but my grandma
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loves you even more.
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Hi. I'm Davey. And you are?
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I'm, uh...
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- I know this.
- Judy.
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Judy! Yeah, that sounds right.
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I'm sorry.
I'm a little starstruck.
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Oh, that's okay!
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Same thing happens to me
when I look in the mirror.
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Whoa! It's Davey Rogers!
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(laughing)
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Just your music has
meant so much to me.
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It got me through
some difficult times.
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Like your song,
"I Wish This Was Over."
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Lemme guess.
Got you through a breakup.
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- No, childbirth.
- (laughing)
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I never heard that one before!
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I love it!
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Would you mind?
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Happy to.
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That's for you.
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Thank you.
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All right, people!
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Remember, for the next hour,
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merch is 30% off!
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(cheering)
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Okay, Grandma.
Lemme see what he wrote.
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Whoa. "To Judy, with love."
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I'm sure he writes
that to everybody.
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He also wrote down
his phone number!
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He what?!
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A rock star's crushing
on my grandma!
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I know! I'm getting pepperoni!
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? ?
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"Mighty Gladiators"
is the best show on TV.
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I mean, look at these guys.
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Yeah! Where else can
you watch two buff dudes
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knock each other off
platforms with giant sticks?
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You mean other than
this living room?
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(whacking)
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You know what?
We should invite a bunch of friends over
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and have a real
tournament Saturday night.
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But how? Your mom
would never allow it.
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Please. I'm a Mighty Gladiator.
I'm not afraid of...
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- (door unlocks)
- My mom!
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Guess what?
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I'm going to the Davey Rogers
concert this Saturday night!
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- Saturday night?
- You're going out Saturday night?
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Okay, why are you
two so excited?
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Now listen, you two.
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It's too late to find a sitter,
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so I'm trusting you
to be home alone.
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Mom, come on.
Who are you talkin' to?
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You, that's why I said it.
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Everything will be fine!
We promise!
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This is perfect. We can have
everyone over Saturday night
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to play Mighty Gladiators!
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Well, on one hand,
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I hate lying to your mom.
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But on the other hand,
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I can really rock a tank top.
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? ?
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Grandma, you have to
call Davey right away.
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Oh, please.
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Did you see how
many fans he had?
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He's probably forgotten
about me by now.
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Forgotten? Not the way
he was looking at you.
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I mean, I have no
dating experience
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and I don't know what
I'm talking about,
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but I'm pretty sure I'm right.
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Look, you know I'm awesome,
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and I know I'm awesome,
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but he's one of the biggest
rock stars in the world.
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- (ringing)
- Why would he be...
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Noodle, what are you
doing with my phone?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just calling
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one of the world's
biggest rock stars.
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What? Give that to me!
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-Davey (on phone):
You got Davey! -(whimper)
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Um, Davey?
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This is Judy Reynolds.
I met you after the concert tonight.
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I was with two girls
and wearing a...
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Davey (on phone):
Judy, I helped you give birth!
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I think I know who you are.
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So, you wrote down
your phone number,
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and some girls that I know
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thought I should call and...
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Davey (on phone):
Hey, you wanna go out tomorrow night?
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(silent scream)
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(mouthing): Say yes!
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Okay! (giggles)
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(hysterical): I mean, okay!
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Davey (on phone):
Great! My driver will pick you up at 8:00.
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(all screaming)
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What's going on?
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Grandma Judy has a date
with Davey Rogers!
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Davey Rogers? The Davey Rogers?
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That's right!
Now, where were we?
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(all screaming)
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? ?
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? ?
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I wonder how Grandma's
date with Davey is going?
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Is she having a good time?
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Does he like her?
Does she like him?
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- What time is it?
- 11:10.
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But you said that last time.
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Well, if you want
a different answer,
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you're gonna have to
actually wait a minute.
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I can't help it.
I'm the one who made this happen.
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Grandma's either having
the best night of her life,
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or I've ruined her
favorite rock star for her.
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Hello, girls.
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Mr. R, why are you
dressed like that?
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Wait, are you hoping
to meet Davey?
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No. Do you think he'll like it?
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Grandma! How did it go?
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Amaze. He took me to
the bougiest restaurant,
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and everyone was
taking pictures of us,
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and I was like,
"No cameras! No cameras!
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But make sure you
get my left side."
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Aw. Grandma, that's so cool.
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Not to, like, take credit
or anything, but...
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I totally got you
a date with a rock star!
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Oh, you totally did, Noodle!
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Mom, I can't wait
to hear all about it.
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- Davey went home.
- Yeah, well, I'm going to bed.
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So, Grandma J, what's the story?
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I mean, do you like him?
Do you wanna go out again?
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I do like him,
and I really want to,
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but I'm not sure if he likes me.
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Well, you've gotta text him.
That's the only way to find out.
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Okay. Well, I haven't
done this in a long time.
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- What do I say?
- Don't worry about it, Grandma.
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Just be yourself.
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Okay.
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"Hello Davey."
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Hello"?
- Yeah.
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No one says "hello" anymore.
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Okay, then what should I say?
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There are no wrong answers.
Just say whatever you feel.
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Okay. How about, "hi"?
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Both: Ooh...
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(doorbell rings)
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Davey! What are you doing here?
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Well, um, I was about
to text you, but...
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according to my driver,
no one says "hello" anymore.
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So, anyway,
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um, I had a really
good time tonight,
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and, um, I have a gig tomorrow
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in Seattle...
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- Do you wanna come?
- Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Unless that's too excited,
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then sure, whatevs.
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Excellent! I'll pick you up
first thing in the morning.
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Let's say noon.
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Actually, make it 3:00.
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You know, Mom,
I was gonna ask. Who was at the...
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Davey!
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What up, my man?
You must be Max.
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Davey, I wasn't expecting you.
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Do you think you could imagine
me in a leather jacket?
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So, I'm gonna go...
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Judy, tomorrow. Girls, later.
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Max...
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nice jacket.
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? ?
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Okay. We got everything we need
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for our Mighty Gladiators
tournament tonight.
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Are you sure I should've
spent all that money on a wig?
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Max, this is why
we work so hard!
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To afford the finer things!
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I mean, did I need
this fake chest hair?
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No. But, heck! I'm worth it.
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So, Mom! Tonight's
the Davey Rogers concert.
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Not anymore. I'm sick as a dog.
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It kills me,
but I have to stay home.
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What? You can't be sick.
That's not fair.
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That's so sweet of you, Max.
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Believe me,
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I'm way more disappointed
than you are.
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I wouldn't take that bet.
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(knocking on door)
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Hey, guys.
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Bucky, you aren't
supposed to be here.
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The tournament's
not for six hours.
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Couldn't wait.
This is the best thing going on in my life.
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Well, okay, it's the only
thing going on in my life.
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My mom's too sick
to go to her concert.
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There's not gonna be
any battling.
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Man, I spent a month's
allowance on my costume.
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Luckily, I can wear it anywhere.
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If only there was a way
to make her healthy again
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so she'll leave.
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Ooh! My Grammy has an old recipe
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for a miracle cure
called "deathbed soup"!
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It smells like a skunk
stuffed in a sweat sock,
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but if you can get it down,
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you've got half a chance!
255
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,476
This is bananas.
It's only been two weeks,
256
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,436
and Davey and Grandma
have been everywhere.
257
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,476
Here they are in Austin,
258
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,500
New York, and what?
259
00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:56,476
Davey captioned this photo,
260
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,056
"Me and my girlfriend!"
261
00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,226
Is there a space
between girl and friend?
262
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,476
No space!
263
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,500
Both: Girlfriend!
264
00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:06,186
Girlfriend already?
265
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,515
How did that happen?
266
00:11:07,539 --> 00:11:10,096
Well, when two people like
each other very much...
267
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,039
No, Olive, I know how it works.
268
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,000
Didn't sound like it.
269
00:11:15,539 --> 00:11:17,686
Dad, you're happy for
Grandma, aren't you?
270
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,226
Of course I am. It's just,
when he says girlfriend,
271
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,436
I hope he means it.
272
00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:22,830
I don't wanna see
her getting hurt.
273
00:11:24,419 --> 00:11:26,539
Sup, fam?
274
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,355
Ooh, Olive, look.
275
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,395
It's Davey Rogers' girlfriend.
276
00:11:30,419 --> 00:11:33,186
And she's got that
girlfriend glow.
277
00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:34,436
I know. Plus,
278
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,289
Davey let me use his bronzer.
279
00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,830
- You look happy, Mom.
- I am.
280
00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,726
Plus, I've got the best news.
281
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:44,436
Davey is flying you guys to
meet us in LA this weekend
282
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,436
so we can all spend
some time together.
283
00:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,556
Grandma, by any chance, would
Davey be flying us on his...
284
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,686
Private jet? Yes!
285
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,515
At the risk of
repeating ourselves...
286
00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,056
(all screaming)
287
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,750
? ?
288
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:57,289
Ugh!
289
00:11:58,419 --> 00:12:00,830
Ah! Soup's coming
along pretty good!
290
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,515
Okay, people! We need to
291
00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:06,355
refill this tea,
reheat this hot water bottle,
292
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:09,250
and repeat until
my mom is recovered.
293
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,096
Don't worry! My grandma's
soup is almost done.
294
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,645
Let's see. Last step,
295
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,289
simmer for...
296
00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:18,919
nine hours?
297
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:20,976
What? Are you sure?
298
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,806
Oh wait, there's a note.
299
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,830
"That's right.
I said nine hours, dummy."
300
00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:29,306
Leo, if we're gonna have
our tournament tonight,
301
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,145
we gotta convince my mom
she's healthy enough
302
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,395
to go to that concert.
303
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,265
So, we're supposed to push
your sick mother out the door?
304
00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:37,226
I'm not sure I'm okay with that.
305
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,395
Do you wanna wear your
chest hair or not?
306
00:12:39,419 --> 00:12:40,726
Okay. You push, I'll pull.
307
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,750
? ?
308
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:50,265
Look at Davey's plane!
This is beyond cool!
309
00:12:50,289 --> 00:12:52,395
I mean, nobody's pushing
me to get to their seats.
310
00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:53,556
I get this whole aisle.
311
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,395
I could dance
through this aisle.
312
00:12:56,419 --> 00:12:59,419
Oh. I am dancing
through this aisle.
313
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,806
And there's no barf bags.
314
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,226
I guess if you barf,
315
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,750
they just get a new plane.
316
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:10,306
This is amazing.
I have never felt so rich
317
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,960
and so poor at the same time.
318
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:17,710
(all sigh)
319
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,289
Oh no. My butt is
getting used to this.
320
00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:24,210
Don't get used to this, butt.
321
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:29,056
Hello. I'm Terrance.
Davey wanted to make sure
322
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,556
that you were well taken
care of on your way to LA.
323
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:34,830
- We have everything that
you could possibly want. - Oh really?
324
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,226
How about a chocolate lava
cake with a berry drizzle?
325
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,645
Would you like
that berry drizzle
326
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:42,460
blue, black, straw, or rasp?
327
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,265
I'd love a...
328
00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:47,186
Can I just get a little
bag of pretzels?
329
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:50,169
Oh. I'm sorry, sir.
We don't have that.
330
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,355
I'm kidding!
331
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:55,750
(laugh) I'll go get
the pretzel menu.
332
00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,895
Do you think we're
gonna see anyone famous
333
00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,436
- while we're in LA?
- Are you kidding?
334
00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,806
Davey's taking us to Club BoHo.
335
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:07,145
It's an ultra-exclusive
members-only club
336
00:14:07,169 --> 00:14:09,289
that only lets in celebrities.
337
00:14:09,539 --> 00:14:11,686
We'll be taking off in a moment.
338
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,330
We're just waiting for one more.
339
00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:16,226
Oh, and here she is now.
340
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,515
Hello, Portia!
So good to see you.
341
00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:20,145
(loud kissing)
342
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:22,539
Oh, I wonder who Portia is.
343
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,186
Maybe she's an heiress to
a coffee fortune. (gasp)
344
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:29,436
Or a royal who ran away
from her controlling father!
345
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,000
Good for her!
346
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,436
Or maybe she's
Davey's ex-girlfriend.
347
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,976
Wow.
348
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Look at all these
pictures of them together.
349
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,895
But, if she's Davey's
ex-girlfriend,
350
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,419
what is she doing on this plane?
351
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,120
Maybe she's no longer his ex.
352
00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:49,895
It looks like
Grandma might not be
353
00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:51,539
Davey's only girlfriend.
354
00:14:52,169 --> 00:14:53,726
Syd, this is amazing.
355
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,330
And none of this would've
happened without you!
356
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,556
Yeah, without me.
357
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,289
? ?
358
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:03,710
? ?
359
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,556
Here we go, Mom!
360
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:08,686
Doesn't she look great, Leo?
361
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,096
She sure does!
362
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,120
Boy, has she bounced back!
363
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:16,186
The cab's gonna be here
any minute. Sit down.
364
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,580
We-we'll get your coat.
365
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,476
Which coat should we pick?
366
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,476
Who cares? Just grab one.
367
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,936
It's her big night!
368
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,500
The jacket's gotta go
with the shoes!
369
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,895
Okay, Mom, are you ready to...
370
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:34,919
(snoring)
371
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,250
Gah!
372
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:43,330
(rinsing)
373
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,145
Bucky, what are you doing?
374
00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:48,395
(sigh) My wig fell in the soup.
375
00:15:48,419 --> 00:15:50,419
What a waste of three bucks!
376
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:55,145
Man, what a bust.
377
00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:56,476
All we wanted to do
was get my mom
378
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,936
outta the house for one night.
379
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,039
We could've been
battling right now.
380
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,186
I can't believe we wasted all
that time taking care of her
381
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:04,330
for nothing.
382
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,919
Waste of time, huh?
383
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,015
So, all this was just to
get me outta the house.
384
00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:11,330
Both: Uh...
385
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,580
Man, I really must be sick.
386
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,645
I actually believed you
boys cared about me.
387
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:19,669
? ?
388
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:25,145
Max: Attention please!
389
00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:28,556
Leo:
Since you couldn't make it to the Davey Rogers concert,
390
00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,210
may we present...
391
00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:34,120
Both: The Apology Tour!
392
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,039
(rock music playing)
393
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,395
(lip-syncing):
? I'm on my knees, gonna say my prayers ?
394
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:49,226
? To the young pretty girl
with the raven-hair ?
395
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:53,015
? Gonna speak in tongues,
Heaven's on its way ?
396
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,210
(guitar solo)
397
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,120
? All my people say ?
398
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,226
? Rock and roll's
gonna save my soul ?
399
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:05,015
? Say hallelujah, hallelujah ?
400
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:07,226
? Rock and roll's
gonna save my soul ?
401
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,265
? Say hallelujah ?
402
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,305
? Hallelujah ?
403
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:13,329
(guitar solo)
404
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,539
(song ends)
405
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,539
Aw, that was the weirdest
thing I've ever seen.
406
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,976
I love you two Daveys. Woo!
407
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,015
Thank you.
408
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:31,039
? ?
409
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:38,015
Whoa, can you believe
we're actually at Club BoHo?
410
00:17:38,039 --> 00:17:40,095
I know. There's J. Law,
411
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,210
and J. Lo, and T. Swift?
412
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,670
This is v. cool!
413
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:47,515
Hey! It's that guy!
414
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:49,356
You know, who was in that
movie about that thing,
415
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,976
and he's married to that
woman who was in that show
416
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,619
with that other guy.
I gotta tell him how much I love him.
417
00:17:57,289 --> 00:17:59,305
This place is amazing,
418
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,960
but I'm still worried
about Grandma.
419
00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:04,936
Look, there's Portia.
420
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,265
What is she doing here?
421
00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:08,896
- (pouring water)
- I know. It's perfect.
422
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,750
Davey and I absolutely
love the house.
423
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:14,356
We'll stop by in the morning
and pick up the keys.
424
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,380
Ciao!
425
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,805
Did you hear that?
426
00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:21,186
Portia and Davey are
way more than friends.
427
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,079
They're buying a house together.
428
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,500
He's gonna break
my Grandma's heart.
429
00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,265
Hi, girls. Sorry we're late.
430
00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:31,289
Someone couldn't find
their eyeliner. Him.
431
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,539
Oh really? Well, who
couldn't find their blush?
432
00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:36,829
Oh yeah. That was me, too.
433
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:41,595
Syd, I really have to
thank you. Without you,
434
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:42,936
none of this would've happened.
435
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,289
Your grandma is really special.
436
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:46,936
I know. That's why
437
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,856
I don't need to go look
for any other grandmas.
438
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,000
This grandma is enough for me.
439
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,646
I love it!
440
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:56,039
I don't get it, but I love it.
441
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,856
Oh, um, would you excuse me?
442
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,500
I see an old friend.
I'll be right back.
443
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:06,265
Sydney, did you see that?
444
00:19:06,289 --> 00:19:08,146
Davey's sneaking off
to be with Portia,
445
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,976
and right in front of Grandma J.
446
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,396
Okay. You keep Grandma busy,
and I'll deal with Davey.
447
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,900
I'm not gonna let him
break her heart.
448
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,146
Grandma J! Check out
449
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,976
these shrimp skewers!
450
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,960
Olive, that was
someone's dinner!
451
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,920
Not anymore.
452
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,436
Listen up, Mr. Rock Star.
453
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,896
You may have my grandma fooled,
but you are not fooling me.
454
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,936
I know all about you
and Portia sneaking around
455
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,805
behind my grandma's back,
456
00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:37,460
and I am not a guitar.
You can't play me.
457
00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:41,079
Hey! What's going on in here?
458
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,856
Yeah, Davey? Why don't you tell
459
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,055
my grandma what's going?
460
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:46,119
Um...
461
00:19:47,829 --> 00:19:49,356
Portia and I were signing papers
462
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,079
on a house I bought in Portland,
463
00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:54,515
so you and I could spend
the rest of our lives together.
464
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:56,539
See, I to... Wait, what?
465
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,015
Portia's my real estate agent.
466
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,079
I wanted to surprise you.
467
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,805
Well, I should go.
468
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,460
I gotta say hi to Tom Hanks.
469
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,936
Tom Hanks!
470
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,579
That's who I was talking to!
471
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,765
Wow! This is a big step,
472
00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:18,186
but how much will
you even be there?
473
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,396
I mean, you're
always on the road.
474
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,420
Well, that's the best
part. I won't.
475
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,805
I've been trying to
find the right person
476
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:24,856
to spend the rest
of my life with,
477
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,856
and now that I have,
478
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,880
I'm retiring.
479
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,436
Wait.
480
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,896
You're hanging up the scarf?
481
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,226
I have been a rock star
since I was 18 years old,
482
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,250
Judy, and it's been great.
483
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,329
But, it's time for me to be me.
484
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:45,765
Actually, no.
485
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:47,226
Please tell me he's not
gonna pull off a mask
486
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,039
and have a monster face.
487
00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:53,289
This is the real Davey Rogers.
488
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:55,555
Okay.
489
00:20:55,579 --> 00:20:57,305
I like this Davey, too.
490
00:20:57,329 --> 00:20:58,856
And retirement could be fun.
491
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,726
We can travel wherever we want,
have our own adventures.
492
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,226
Adventures? No!
493
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,250
I'm done with that life.
494
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,476
Oh, Judy, that's why
I bought this house.
495
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,765
You're going to love it.
496
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,055
It's got a big garden.
497
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:12,765
We can plant tomatoes,
pull up a chair,
498
00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:14,789
and watch them grow.
499
00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:17,960
Heck, I might even
dabble in eggplants!
500
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,579
So, instead of jet-setting,
we'll be...
501
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,789
just sitting.
502
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,146
Not just sitting!
503
00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:29,515
I'm getting a loom,
504
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,896
and I'm turning the gym
into a weaving room.
505
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,356
A concert's over when it's over,
506
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,039
but a rug lasts forever.
507
00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:40,476
Guys, could we have a moment?
508
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,805
Okay, but Davey,
509
00:21:41,829 --> 00:21:43,686
if you need help keeping
snails off your tomatoes...
510
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,710
- Dad, let's go.
- ...I'm your guy. Okay.
511
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,976
Davey, when I retired,
512
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,856
I promised myself I would
lead a life filled with
513
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,265
excitement, adventure, surprise.
514
00:21:55,289 --> 00:21:57,920
Oh, there's gonna be surprises.
515
00:21:58,539 --> 00:22:00,960
I wanna get a cat.
516
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:05,805
I'm sorry, Davey.
Our lives are going
517
00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:07,856
in completely
different directions.
518
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,015
Mine is just taking off,
519
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,726
and yours is slowing down.
520
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,686
Oh, if it helps, I could...
521
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,670
put on the wig during charades.
522
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,936
I'm sorry, Davey.
523
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,555
I'm gonna miss you, Judy.
524
00:22:20,579 --> 00:22:22,226
I'm gonna miss you, Davey.
525
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,765
I'll always be your biggest fan.
526
00:22:24,789 --> 00:22:26,789
And I'll always be yours.
527
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,289
Before you go,
528
00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:32,356
could I get your
opinion on something?
529
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:33,670
Sure. Anything.
530
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,789
Should I get
an American shorthair or a tabby?
531
00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:42,079
I gotta go.
532
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,420
? ?
533
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,726
- Are you okay, Grandma?
- Yeah, just disappointed.
534
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,436
I'm gonna miss Davey,
535
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:52,265
but I didn't expect him
to come into my life,
536
00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,186
so maybe there's
somebody else out there.
537
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:55,686
I totally get what you're
going through, Mom.
538
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,789
It's gonna be hard to say
goodbye to these pretzels.
539
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,396
Dad, you can buy
your own pretzels.
540
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,686
They're not the same!
These are private jet pretzels.
541
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,289
They just taste better.
542
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,670
Hey, do you think the pilot
could drop us off at school?
543
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,595
Come on, Olive.
I don't wanna be braggy.
544
00:23:13,619 --> 00:23:14,960
Maybe just a flyover.
545
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,460
Uh, folks?
546
00:23:17,789 --> 00:23:20,146
We've been on the ground
for two hours now,
547
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,920
so I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
548
00:23:22,789 --> 00:23:24,765
Okay. But, uh,
549
00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:26,436
I'm taking the pretzels!
550
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:28,789
? ?
551
00:23:29,710 --> 00:23:32,880
? Doot doot doo doo
doot doo doot doot ?
552
00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:37,789
? Doot doot doo doo
doot doo doot doot ?
553
00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:49,579
? Doot doot doo doo
doot doo doot doot ?
554
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:54,420
? Doot doot doo doo
doot doo doot doot ?
555
00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:57,710
Man: Oh yeah.
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