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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,984 --> 00:00:04,770 Transcript: spscriptorium Sync: John Smith - forom.com 2 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:08,085 Episode 11x12 "Imaginationland Episode III" 3 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:11,479 I'm going out to South Park gonna have myself a time 4 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:14,885 Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation 5 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:18,232 I'm goin out to south park gonna leave my woes behind 6 00:00:18,263 --> 00:00:21,492 Ample parking day or night people spouting howdy neighbor 7 00:00:21,524 --> 00:00:24,733 I'm heading out to south park to see if i cant unwind 8 00:00:24,764 --> 00:00:28,085 I like girls with big fat titties really big fat titties 9 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:31,591 So come on out to south park and meet some friends of mine 10 00:00:34,487 --> 00:00:38,708 Imaginationland used to be a happy place. 11 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:43,899 But then the terrorists attacked. And so many of us were killed. 12 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:50,450 The Barrier came down and all the most evil imaginary characters were unleashed. 13 00:00:50,608 --> 00:00:54,290 Now our final battle will take place. 14 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,675 The evil characters are marching toward us. 15 00:00:58,707 --> 00:01:01,787 With the intent to wipe us all out. 16 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:04,390 This is gonna be fun, huh? 17 00:01:06,268 --> 00:01:09,395 We prepare for a battle we cannot win. 18 00:01:09,426 --> 00:01:12,612 Sweet and cuddely imagninary characters, 19 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:18,287 many who have never held a weapon, must now fight for their very lives. 20 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:23,186 We are too few in number, but we have one hope. 21 00:01:23,202 --> 00:01:29,209 That is where you come in, young boy. Only you can help us win this battle. 22 00:01:29,241 --> 00:01:31,082 What can I do? 23 00:01:31,114 --> 00:01:35,544 You have a power here that you have yet to understand. 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,000 Episode III 25 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:48,496 Help! 26 00:01:48,979 --> 00:01:50,290 Back it up! 27 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,900 Look! Right there! 28 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:55,243 See that?! 29 00:01:55,275 --> 00:01:56,354 Help! 30 00:01:56,947 --> 00:01:59,184 What does that look like to you?! 31 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:01,439 It's ManBearPig! 32 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:04,677 I told you it was real! Look again! 33 00:02:06,696 --> 00:02:12,346 There! half man, half bear, and half pig! Do you see it?! 34 00:02:12,941 --> 00:02:15,115 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. 35 00:02:15,147 --> 00:02:20,898 Something big is going on and the American people need to know what! I'm off! 36 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,240 Washington D.C. Memorial Hospital 37 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:30,802 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. 38 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:34,586 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. 39 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,508 Hello? 40 00:02:37,746 --> 00:02:40,080 Hello? Anybody? 41 00:02:41,232 --> 00:02:42,517 Stan? 42 00:02:42,882 --> 00:02:44,216 Hello? 43 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:46,168 Stan? 44 00:02:46,473 --> 00:02:50,213 Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling? - Cartman, what's happened? 45 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,237 What's happened? Well, let's see: 46 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,832 You bet me that I couldn't prove that leprechauns were real. 47 00:02:54,859 --> 00:02:58,261 And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe. 48 00:02:58,293 --> 00:03:01,864 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?! - You just rest, Kyle. 49 00:03:02,013 --> 00:03:04,736 Look what I made for you. A sundae. 50 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,744 It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry. 51 00:03:07,775 --> 00:03:11,204 But I feel like something is missing don't you, Kyle? 52 00:03:11,236 --> 00:03:15,986 What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream, let's see. 53 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:21,123 Hot fudge, whipped cream, what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? 54 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:25,469 What else goes on a sundae besides hot fudge,whipped cream, and... 55 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,814 Oh, that's right! My balls! 56 00:03:28,846 --> 00:03:31,959 Cartman, what is going on out there?! What happened to Stan?! 57 00:03:31,991 --> 00:03:34,627 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing and they're gonna nuke it now. 58 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:37,059 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle? 59 00:03:37,088 --> 00:03:38,893 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger? 60 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:40,664 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle. 61 00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:45,178 You've done a really good job of getting out of this bet, but it's finally time to settle. 62 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:48,711 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts. 63 00:03:51,727 --> 00:03:54,457 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here! 64 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:57,349 Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls! 65 00:03:57,381 --> 00:04:00,019 Quickly young boy, we need your powers now! 66 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:05,629 What powers? I don't understand. - You are real. You are a creator. 67 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:09,770 That means you can imagine things into existence here. 68 00:04:09,802 --> 00:04:11,119 I can? 69 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,295 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack. 70 00:04:14,326 --> 00:04:18,078 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back. 71 00:04:18,284 --> 00:04:21,121 How? - You just have to focus your mind. 72 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:23,265 Imagine Santa and nothing else. 73 00:04:23,298 --> 00:04:25,965 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on?! 74 00:04:25,997 --> 00:04:29,714 Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it. 75 00:04:29,746 --> 00:04:34,269 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be. 76 00:04:38,101 --> 00:04:42,230 Butters! You are grounded, mister! You hear me?! 77 00:04:42,266 --> 00:04:44,504 Grounded! 78 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:47,253 No, no, no! 79 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:51,590 What are you doing?! We need Santa! - I'm trying! 80 00:04:51,606 --> 00:04:54,895 Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa! 81 00:04:54,927 --> 00:05:00,105 You must believe in Santa! - Believe in Santa! Right now! 82 00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:09,218 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, okay? Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. 83 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:11,980 Cartman, will you shut up? I'm trying to find out what's going on. 84 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:17,154 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. This time, in our imagination. 85 00:05:17,474 --> 00:05:20,217 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention, 86 00:05:20,218 --> 00:05:23,790 sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on. 87 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,936 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, 88 00:05:27,937 --> 00:05:33,100 but, two days ago there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, 89 00:05:33,131 --> 00:05:37,013 and now our imaginations are running wild. 90 00:05:38,837 --> 00:05:42,376 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?! 91 00:05:42,407 --> 00:05:46,415 By attacking our imagination the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot. 92 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:50,556 And we've determined that the best course of action is to nuke our imagination. 93 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:54,893 Is nuking our imagination really prudent? 94 00:05:54,925 --> 00:05:59,115 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control? 95 00:05:59,146 --> 00:06:01,877 Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal 96 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:03,416 to our imagination to try and reason with the- 97 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:07,317 We tried that! And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters! 98 00:06:09,184 --> 00:06:10,771 Ouch. 99 00:06:12,109 --> 00:06:16,064 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, 100 00:06:16,077 --> 00:06:19,207 the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. 101 00:06:19,398 --> 00:06:23,293 That's bullcrap, man! You can't nuke our imagination! 102 00:06:23,294 --> 00:06:26,849 Don't nuke our imagination bro! 103 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,910 Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination? 104 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:33,850 Clearly they don't, Steven and they're gonna have a big problem, 105 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:38,541 because state government has already set a precedent that imaginary characters are real. 106 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,801 I cite a famous case of Cartman v Broflovski. 107 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:45,066 In which a U.S. found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun. 108 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:48,716 Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. 109 00:06:48,748 --> 00:06:50,218 That's right, Steven, yeah. 110 00:06:50,246 --> 00:06:51,975 Oh for the love of God! 111 00:06:52,055 --> 00:06:54,544 Hello? Can anybody hear me? 112 00:06:54,575 --> 00:06:57,221 Stan! Dude, is that you? 113 00:06:58,013 --> 00:07:00,965 Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you. 114 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:05,556 No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination. 115 00:07:06,755 --> 00:07:08,565 Oh that makes sense. 116 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,962 Dude, what's happening? 117 00:07:10,561 --> 00:07:12,990 I'm in like a gumdrop forest. 118 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:16,530 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye. 119 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:23,011 Wait, hang on. I think something really big is about to go down. 120 00:07:27,068 --> 00:07:31,576 The evil characters are here. - There are so many of them. 121 00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:53,124 There's no time left! You have to get control of your imagination, 122 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,819 and bring Santa back now! 123 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:57,637 Santa. Santa. 124 00:07:57,669 --> 00:08:01,248 Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard. 125 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,360 Red suit, white beard. Santa! 126 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:14,094 How does that look? Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? 127 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,790 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination! 128 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:22,834 The Supreme Court has ruled with the military that imaginary things are officially not real, 129 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,616 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them. 130 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:27,377 Thank you. - Oh no. 131 00:08:27,378 --> 00:08:31,514 This of course overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past, 132 00:08:31,515 --> 00:08:35,614 including the famous Cartman v Broflovski ballsucking case. 133 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:36,502 What? 134 00:08:36,503 --> 00:08:39,978 So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation, 135 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:45,191 one they are calling "Operation Nuke the Imagination Through the Imagination Doorway." 136 00:08:45,216 --> 00:08:47,461 Kyle? What's happening? 137 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:51,650 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland. - What?! You can't let them do that! 138 00:08:51,688 --> 00:08:55,593 What am I supposed to do? - Dude you have to stall them! 139 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:59,371 What is that? Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone! 140 00:08:59,403 --> 00:09:01,546 Stan? 141 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:04,036 Where are you going?! 142 00:09:04,037 --> 00:09:06,401 I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked! 143 00:09:06,402 --> 00:09:08,652 Okay, but you you have to suck my balls first real quick. 144 00:09:08,684 --> 00:09:11,224 No, I don't! The decision was overturned. 145 00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:14,779 We had a deal, Kyle! - Yeah, that leprechauns were real! 146 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,467 And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right! 147 00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:19,945 It's over! I don't have to suck your balls! 148 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,390 It isn't over! 149 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,745 It isn't over, Kyle! 150 00:09:24,775 --> 00:09:28,745 I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet! 151 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:32,645 Go ahead and go. But I swear on my life! 152 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:37,979 Before this day is over! You, will, suck my balls! 153 00:09:38,597 --> 00:09:40,280 I swear it! 154 00:09:50,687 --> 00:09:53,100 We need more spinach for Popeye! 155 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:59,160 I got one. I got him. - Hey there. 156 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:06,800 We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them! 157 00:10:06,831 --> 00:10:10,725 Then the day is lost. - Wait! Aslan, look! 158 00:10:11,755 --> 00:10:15,924 What? What happened? - You did it, kid! 159 00:10:15,955 --> 00:10:19,630 Quickly Santa! They need you on the battlefield! 160 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:22,138 Oh, all right. 161 00:10:22,973 --> 00:10:25,275 Make way for Santa! 162 00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:30,263 Now you see your potential, young creator. 163 00:10:30,278 --> 00:10:34,202 But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day! 164 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:40,597 This area is restricted,little boy. 165 00:10:40,629 --> 00:10:43,861 Please, I need to talk to the people inside. They can't set off that nuke. 166 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,258 Get behind the line with the other protesters! 167 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:50,478 No nukes in our imagination, bro! 168 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:56,024 You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland! I can hear him in my head! 169 00:10:56,025 --> 00:10:59,718 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off! 170 00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:04,135 Stop that nuke! - Stop that nuke! 171 00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:05,896 Stop that nuke! 172 00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:08,341 What's going on here? 173 00:11:10,346 --> 00:11:15,874 The military has to do this! It's their only way to kill ManBearPig. 174 00:11:25,591 --> 00:11:29,888 Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls! 175 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:33,315 Aslan! We're losing the battle! 176 00:11:33,339 --> 00:11:36,444 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but... 177 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:39,969 now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps. 178 00:11:40,001 --> 00:11:41,699 Cavity Creeps? 179 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:45,741 We make holes in teeth! 180 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:50,075 What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? - Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control. 181 00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:53,766 Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel! 182 00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:58,056 Yes! 183 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:02,629 His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here. 184 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:06,909 Aslan, we've captured a spy! He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest! 185 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:09,862 Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here! 186 00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:13,957 No, no! I got sucked through Operation Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. 187 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,397 Project Imagination Doorway? 188 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:21,118 Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later. 189 00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:23,750 No, you don't understand. There's a nuke. 190 00:12:23,782 --> 00:12:26,360 The government is about to level this entire place. 191 00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:29,784 What? - Why would they nuke Imaginationland? 192 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,165 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again. 193 00:12:32,181 --> 00:12:36,953 We can get Imaginationland under control. The Chosen One just needs more time! 194 00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:40,280 The Chosen One? - Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key. 195 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,252 Missile launch sequence initiated. 196 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:46,379 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books. 197 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,538 Sir, we have a security breach! - What?! 198 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:51,758 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir. It's coming from Sector Two! 199 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,499 Sector 2? 200 00:12:57,270 --> 00:13:01,647 What the hell do you think you're doing declaring leprechauns aren't real?! 201 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:02,568 What? 202 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:07,091 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! Who are you to say what's real?! 203 00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:10,479 Think about it: is blue real? Is love really real? 204 00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:14,912 Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph. 205 00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:18,783 Yeah and they detract from real things, like Jesus. 206 00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:24,100 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. - You'd better not say that! You'll go to hell! 207 00:13:24,116 --> 00:13:29,995 It's possible that hell is also imaginary. - So then, we're about to nuke hell... 208 00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:31,312 That's a good thing, right? 209 00:13:31,328 --> 00:13:33,802 Hell yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 210 00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:37,025 What if heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking heaven. 211 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,573 Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. - So it'd be all right. 212 00:13:39,604 --> 00:13:44,852 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. Santa, Jesus, hell and leprechauns. 213 00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:47,301 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right? 214 00:13:47,317 --> 00:13:51,560 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, but Jesus and hell are real! 215 00:13:51,592 --> 00:13:54,946 Well then, what about Buddha? - Well of course he's imaginary! 216 00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:59,133 Aw, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom. - Am I real? 217 00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:03,721 All right, enough! Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand! 218 00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:06,727 No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit! 219 00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,652 Kyle? 220 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,017 Kyle, what happened? 221 00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:14,767 Nothing. - What? 222 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,456 Nothing happened! There's nothing I can do! 223 00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:20,446 Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke! 224 00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:23,664 They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real! 225 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:25,967 Well you have to convince them they are real! 226 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,709 No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. 227 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,329 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?! 228 00:14:31,361 --> 00:14:34,695 Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you. 229 00:14:35,601 --> 00:14:39,200 Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. - Oh boy... 230 00:14:39,221 --> 00:14:41,346 What seems to be the problem, my child? 231 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:46,485 Jesus, I can't do anything. I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government. 232 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,011 Hello? Jesus? 233 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:53,806 No, hey Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker. 234 00:14:54,536 --> 00:14:57,010 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task, 235 00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:59,299 but do you remember when I brought down the Death Star. 236 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,308 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right? 237 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,482 Yeah, I guess. 238 00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:07,669 Okay, now hold on, because Superman is here and he wants to say something. 239 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:11,304 Kyle, this is Superman. - Hi Superman. 240 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:14,187 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility, 241 00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:17,359 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it. - I know. 242 00:15:17,388 --> 00:15:20,911 You can do this, Kyle. Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. 243 00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:21,941 Oh God. 244 00:15:21,942 --> 00:15:25,585 Yes, God is here too. He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch. 245 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,452 Popeye, I need some help here! 246 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:37,532 Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters. 247 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,008 Get off of me! 248 00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:43,957 Hey, what is that? 249 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:48,535 More spinach for Popeye! 250 00:15:50,495 --> 00:15:52,987 Imagine an M60 for Jesus! 251 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,209 All right! 252 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:59,352 The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay! 253 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,234 Missile launch in one minute. 254 00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:06,703 Goddamnit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! 255 00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:09,595 Prepare for launch. - Sir, we have a security breach! 256 00:16:09,611 --> 00:16:11,944 What?! - There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert. 257 00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:15,101 It's coming from Sector Two! - Sector 2? 258 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,018 Kyle? 259 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:22,630 The hell are you doing back here?! - Listen, you don't have to do this! 260 00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:24,835 Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. 261 00:16:24,866 --> 00:16:28,390 Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?! 262 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,050 You have to stop! 263 00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:33,865 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. 264 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:37,166 So why do you care what happens? - Because I... 265 00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:41,490 Because I think they are real. 266 00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:44,522 It's all real. Think about it. 267 00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:47,590 Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives 268 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,273 more than most real people in this room? 269 00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:52,861 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, 270 00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,528 he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. 271 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,607 And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter. 272 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:03,514 They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. 273 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:06,054 Doesn't that make them kind of "real." 274 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:10,921 They might be imaginary, but they're more important than most of us here. 275 00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,970 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. 276 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,748 So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us. 277 00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:31,115 Abort the sequence. 278 00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:42,237 So Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh? Guess that means I did win the bet after all. 279 00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:43,884 And you know what that means, Kyle. 280 00:17:43,916 --> 00:17:47,021 Just let it go with your fucking balls, you fucking asshole! 281 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,903 Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! 282 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:52,093 Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, 283 00:17:52,094 --> 00:17:54,529 that I am never sucking your balls, you got that?! 284 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,355 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, 285 00:17:56,356 --> 00:18:00,094 but I am never going to suck your balls, never! So there! 286 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,838 What happened?! Why hasn't the missile gone off?! 287 00:18:02,869 --> 00:18:07,165 There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. - No! ManBearPig has to die! 288 00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:08,752 Oh Jesus no! 289 00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:27,310 That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled! 290 00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:29,104 The day is ours! 291 00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:38,505 Kyle! - Fellas! Where'd you come from? 292 00:18:39,711 --> 00:18:41,378 What is that? 293 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,329 He did it! 294 00:19:31,157 --> 00:19:33,808 Oh look, I'm back! 295 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,366 Nice going, kid. 296 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:41,679 The evil characters! They're all behind the wall again. 297 00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:46,629 Dude! How did you do that, Butters? - Well I just used my imagination. 298 00:19:49,408 --> 00:19:51,662 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys. 299 00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:55,964 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real and Butters using his imagination? 300 00:19:55,980 --> 00:20:01,144 It makes me think that well maybe we all have the power to make things a reality. 301 00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:06,883 Oh why look, it's me. And... 302 00:20:08,096 --> 00:20:12,175 And there's Kyle. And what's Kyle about to do? 303 00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:14,496 Cartman, don't! 304 00:20:14,511 --> 00:20:20,714 Oh Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? Oh, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls! 305 00:20:20,745 --> 00:20:22,793 Dude. - Oh my God. 306 00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:25,380 Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you? 307 00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:28,586 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over, didn't I, Kyle? 308 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,795 I'm not sucking your balls, that's imaginary! 309 00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:35,135 No, Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. 310 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,800 That's true. You did. 311 00:20:36,801 --> 00:20:41,302 Oh, look at you go, Kyle! Oh, you dirty girl! You love those balls. 312 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:47,413 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. We need to get you boys home. 313 00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:52,697 I am not sucking Cartman's balls! - Whatever you imagine to be real, is real. 314 00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,912 Butters? Butters! 315 00:20:58,611 --> 00:21:00,214 What? 316 00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:04,336 It was all just a dream. 317 00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:08,526 Come on, Butters, time to get up. - Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream! 318 00:21:08,527 --> 00:21:12,495 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild after a terrorist attack! 319 00:21:12,527 --> 00:21:16,024 You were in Imaginationland, Butters! We've read all about it in the paper! 320 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,548 The question is, what were you doing in Imaginationland 321 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:21,244 when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement?! 322 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,593 You are grounded, mister! 323 00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:29,632 Wait, I'm not grounded. - Oh yes you are! 324 00:21:29,648 --> 00:21:31,235 Oh yeah? 325 00:21:33,884 --> 00:21:36,931 That only works in Imaginationland! You're grounded! 326 00:21:39,093 --> 00:21:40,823 Ah, shit. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 28797

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