All language subtitles for My.Favorite.Martian.S03E31.My.Nut.Cup.Runneth.Over.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-NTb_Subtítulos01.ENG

(cheerful music)

- Hey is there something
wrong with your um, um, um.

- It's a molecular reassembler

and yes there's something
wrong with it, it doesn't work.

(audience laughing)

- Oh I'm sorry,

I didn't mean to ask an
embarrassing question.

- Oh well I'm sorry too Tim,

I didn't mean to
be short with you.

It's just that this bleak
machine is being obstinate.

(beeping)

- What was that?

- What was what?

- I thought I heard a bleep.

- Oh that's a martian word
meaning, if I had to do it

over again, I never would've
started in the first place.

(audience laughing)

- That's a pretty handy word
to have in your vocabulary.

- At moments like these,
even bleep is inadequate.

(tinkling music)

(audience laughing)

- It's working again.

- It was supposed to
turn into a lampshade.

(audience laughing)

(silly music)

(audience laughing)

- What was that supposed to be?

- Well I was trying
to restore it

to its original form
as a glass tumbler.

- I think you'd better
go back to the aspirin.

I have a feeling you're
gonna have a headache.

- That's the
trouble, I never know

what's gonna happen
when I turn it on.

- Well if I don't
get to the office

pretty soon I know
what'll happen to me.

I'll turn into an
unemployed reporter.

(audience laughing)

But it's amazing that a
simple little gadget like this

can make such changes.

(dramatic music)

Uncle Martin there
was a squirrel.

(audience laughing)

- Tim, I wish you
wouldn't do that.

- I dropped my pecan.

(audience laughing)

- Bleep.

(dramatic fantasy music)

(cheerful music)

- What happened?

Where's my fur?

- Well now just take
it easy, you see.

- Wait a minute, this isn't how

squirrels look under their fur.

And my tail is gone.

(audience laughing)

What's going on?

- Well there was
slight accident.

Do you see this machine?

- Little accident, huh?

Well boy I'll say one thing,

all the nuts aren't
in the trees.

Well don't just stand
there, do something.

- Uncle Martin he's freezing.

- Well I'll just reassemble
the molecules of that blanket.

(magical whirling tone)

There.

- My wife isn't gonna like this.

(audience laughing)

- Oh great, that's all we needed
was a hen pecked squirrel.

- You're being presumptuous.

Remember it was our
doing that brought him

into our house as a
guest in the first place.

- A guest?

- Please accept our apologies

if we have inconvenienced
you at all.

- Inconvenienced me?

That's just like
you human beings.

Step all over
somebody and then say

you're sorry you've
inconvenienced them.

It so happens I have a family.

What are they gonna say when I

show up tonight
looking like this?

(audience laughing)

- Would you excuse
us for a minute?

- Not unless you
change my back I won't.

- Just, just for
a minute, please.

Um.

Uncle Martin, he
can't stay here.

- Well what do you suggest,
that we build him a treehouse?

(audience laughing)

- I suggest that you fix
that, that, mo mo mo.

- Molecular reassembler.

- Yes, yes, change him
back into a squirrel.

- An excellent suggestion.

Obvious but excellent.

There's only one problem,
I haven't found out yet

the source of the
machine's malfunction.

- Well look, can't you
do it with your finger?

I mean I've seen
you point to things

and change them just by uh.

(whistling)

(audience laughing)

- Molecular reconstruction
by digital levitation

is only temporary.

It wouldn't last
more than few hours.

- Oh that's great.

Well what if somebody
walks in here and sees him

the way he looks right now?

They'll think he's a fugitive
from a blanket factory.

(audience laughing)

- Well at the moment
I'm less concerned

about that than the time factor.

- What time factor?

- Well if I don't
have the molecular
reassembler repaired in

eight hours, his
atomic structure will
be permanently set.

- You mean?

He'll be like that permanently?

- Yes, that's
precisely what I mean.

- Oh that's swell,
that's just swell.

Well how long do
you think he can?

(audience laughing)

Hey, hey, hey.

(whistling tone)

(audience laughing)

- That's it, that's
right, brute force,

that's the way you human beings
get everything, brute force.

All the time pushing
us little guys around

just because you're
bigger and stronger.

You oughta be
ashamed of yourself

that's what you oughta
be, ashamed, you oughta be

ashamed of yourself both
of you, that's the truth.

(audience laughing)

- I'm truly sorry
I had to do that,

but it was a matter
of necessity.

- Who's, who's necessity?

Yours or mine?

- Admittedly my own.

- There you see, yours.

When you change me
into this I dropped

a great big beautiful pecan.

That pecan was just
as important to me

as it is to you that people
don't find out you're a martian.

- You mean you know?

- Of course I know.

I know a few things
about you too,

like last Wednesday night
when that girl was up here.

You told her.

- Nevermind!

I know what I told her.

- Yes, you oughta be
ashamed of yourself,

that's what you
oughta be, ashamed.

- Well if there's
anything I can't stand

it's a blabbermouth squirrel.

- Unfortunately Tim, he is in
the right and we are wrong.

We have disturbed the
even tenor of his life.

- Oh well he's thrown a
few clinkers into ours,

you know that don't you?

- Nevertheless,
we have no choice

but to employ
friendly persuasion.

We can't force him to cooperate.

(squirrel chirping)

- Honey I can
explain everything.

It's my wife.

I told you she wasn't
gonna like this.

Honey don't worry.

- Good morning madam.

(squirrel chirping)

Madam I assure you there was
no thought of deceiving you.

This unfortunate situation
was entirely unpremeditated.

And I have every intention

of correcting it as
quickly as possible.

Yes, yes, your husband's already
apprised us of his family

responsibilities and I can
only say that I shall see to it

personally that none of you
suffer during his absence.

(squirrel chirping)

Well of course if you
feel that's necessary.

- Don't worry dear,
I'll be right here.

(cheerful music)

- What was all that about?

- Well she feels that
it would only be fair

for us to support the family

while her husband is in
his present condition.

They're moving in with us.

- The whole family?

- Yes.

- Oh well that's great.

That's just what
this community needs.

A family boarding
house, rooms with nuts.

(audience laughing)

- Oh yoo hoo Tim.

Did you hear the wonderful news?

- Well uh, no Mrs. Brown
I just got home from work.

- Well Captain Warton was
suddenly taken very ill.

- That's wonderful news?

- Oh well not for
Captain Warton of course,

but it's a perfectly marvelous
break for Bill Brennan.

- Well I've always
said that Brennan

deserves every break he can get.

* Happy one

* Happy one

- Oh that's beautiful,
just beautiful Bill.

- Oh Lorelei you're to kind.

- I was just thinking
the same thing.

- What were you
rehearsing for Lieutenant?

Pain?

- No Tim, that's what I
was trying to tell you,

Captain Warton got
sick, so they put Bill

in charge of the
police follies tonight.

You remember, you bought
tickets from Bill.

- Oh yes I remember.

My arm still hurts
from the twisting.

- Oh he did no such thing,
you're just saying that.

It's for a very worth
charity and there'll be

some marvelous entertainment
and talent there.

- Especially now
that I'm in charge.

I've added three more
solos for myself,

next to closing of course.

- Wouldn't right after
closing be better.

- O'Hara someday you will go
too far and I hope it's soon.

- Tim is just teasing.

Now stop it Tim.

I've baked some fudge
brownies and I want you

and Martin to come down
and help us celebrate.

- Oh, oh, oh, well.

Don't look at me,
it wasn't my idea.

- Um, um, well I, I, I don't
know, know if we can Mrs. Brown

you see he's not
feeling very well

and I don't think he'd
be able to come down.

- Well then we'll come up there

just as soon as I take the
brownies out of the oven.

- Oh well I wouldn't
do that if I were you.

- Well of course you would Tim.

Otherwise your brownies
would be burned to a crisp.

(audience laughing)

- What's the matter O'Hara?

All of a sudden you
don't look too well.

- I have a funny feeling that

Uncle Martin and I are
gonna be sick soon.

- Aww, nothing trivial I hope.

- Uncle Martin,
we're in trouble.

(squirrels chirping)

(ominous music)

(audience laughing)

What are you doing up there.

- The way you charged in
here, you frightened me.

You frightened everybody.

- Everybody?

What do you mean everybody?

- It's alright
folks, he's harmless.

(cheerful music)

- Where did all these
squirrels come from?

- They're my family.

Your uncle agreed
to take care of us.

- Uh that's true.

But at the time I didn't
realize that you were

contributing so heavily to
the population explosion.

(audience laughing)

- You gotta get
rid of 'em quick.

Mrs. Brown and Brennan
are on their way up here.

- Up here, what for?

- Well Brennan has been put in
charge of the police follies

and they're coming
up here to celebrate.

- Coming up here to celebrate?

- Yes.

- That doesn't make sense.

- Mrs. Brown thought of it.

- In that case it doesn't
have to make sense.

Your attention everybody
please, your attention.

(loud whistling)

Quiet please, quiet
fellas please.

Thank you, thank you very much.

We have a small
crisis in the making.

However with your cooperation

I'm sure that it's nothing
that we can't handle.

- Ah Lorelei I fail to
understand why you insist

on celebrating my good
fortune with the O'Haras.

The only thing I have in common

with them is a mutual distrust.

- That's a beginning Bill.

You should try to build
on that foundation.

(audience laughing)

Lorelei wait.

- What is it?

- I just saw a
squirrel jump out of

that tree into the
O'Haras apartment.

- A squirrel?

Now why in the world would a
squirrel go in Tim's apartment?

- Well obviously in
search of squirrel food

and I must say he went
to the right place.

- Oh Bill.

Come on, we'll be late.

- Now since you're too big
to hide behind anything,

we'll merely introduce
you as a friend

who is here on a short visit.

(squirrel chirping)

- Where have you been?

I was worried about you.

- Here they come.

- Nevermind that now.

We're about to receive
some unwelcome visitors.

Quick madam quick,
behind the fireplace.

I think there's
room for one more.

- Yoo hoo, Martin,
Tim, here we are.

Hello everybody.

- Oh hello Mrs. Brown,
hi Lieutenant Brennan.

How are you, how are you?

Hi it's good to see you, hi.

- What are you so
jumpy about O'Hara?

- He's excited about
your good fortune.

As for myself I'm relieved.

- Relieved?

- Yes, awhile ago
I thought someone

had taken ill when I
heard the caterwauling.

I'm relieved it was only Brennan

exercising his vocal chords.

- I believe the 18th century
poet William Shenstone

could've had you in mind when
he said, "jealousy is the fear

"or apprehension of superiority,

"envy our uneasiness under it."

- Yes, yes, and a century
before that an even greater

English poet William
Shakespeare observed that,

"the empty vessel makes
the greatest sound."

(audience laughing)

- Now boys just
stop this bickering.

We're all friends here and
if we're not, we should be.

Oh hello.

- Oh uh, uh, Lorelei
may I present, may
I present our friend

Mister uh, Mister uh, Mr.
Squirrelton, Red Squirrelton.

Red, this is our very
dear landlady Mrs. Brown.

- I've seen you
before Mrs. Brown

and I think you're very
nice for a human being.

(audience laughing)

- Oh well now aren't
you the flatterer.

Just for that you get the
very first fudge brownie.

Oh they're delicious.

The only reason I can
say that is because

I made them myself and
I certainly should know.

Here you are.

What in the world?

What's he doing?

- Well, well he's a very
finicky eater Mrs. Brown.

- Oh.

Well I thought maybe he
didn't like my brownies.

- Oh no ma'am they're delicious.

The best part is the shells
are nice and soft so you don't

have to break your teeth
getting to the nut meat.

(audience laughing)

- He has a marvelous sense
of humor, don't you think?

Red, I'd like to introduce
you to Lieutenant Brennan.

He's a policeman.

(knocking faintly)

- If you're looking
for a secret panel,

you're wasting your time.

- As we were coming
up here I saw

a squirrel jump in
your window, O'Hara.

- Well he was probably trying
to escape from your singing.

(audience laughing)

- Good chance Lorelei
this place of theirs

is infested with squirrels.

(knocking faintly)

At one time I had
squirrels in my attic.

- You sure it wasn't
bats in your belfry?

- Very amusing O'Hara,
juvenile but amusing.

They did a lot of damage Lorelei

before I could get rid of them.

To protect your
investment here I suggest

you have this place inspected.

- Oh dear, do you
really think I should?

- Most emphatically.

Those little beggars
are very destructive.

- You oughta be
ashamed of yourself

talking about
squirrels like that!

It's people like you that
go around cutting down trees

so they don't have anyplace
to sleep and put their food

so they have to move
into your old attics.

You think they like
living in attics?

It's cold and drafty and
half the time the roof leaks

when it rains, all you can
think of is exterminating them,

you oughta be
ashamed of yourself

that's what you
oughta be, ashamed.

(audience laughing)

I have a good mind to
report you to the SPCA.

(audience laughing)

- Shh, I think I
heard something.

- Brennan the only squirrel
in this place is you

and if you don't believe me
why don't you search the place?

Why don't you start
with that closet?

- Tim, Tim, Tim,
no, no, no, no, no.

- Alright I will.

(silly music)

(audience laughing)

- My nut cup runneth over.

- They've been storing
their nuts in there today.

- I knew there was something
funny going on around here

the minute I saw that squirrel
jump through that window.

Lorelei this is the worst
infestation I have ever seen.

You get on that telephone

and call up the exterminator
this very minute.

- The exterminator?

(dramatic music)

Your friend left
without saying goodbye.

Is he coming back?

- I hope so Lorelei,
for all our sakes,

not to mention his family.

I certainly hope so.

(dramatic fantasy music)

Tim here put that
on that left antenna

while I do the right one.

- Gone, gone without a trace

Not just Red, but
the entire family,

lock, stock, barrel, and nuts.

- Well we can hardly blame them
Tim, once they got the idea

that an exterminator
was on his way here.

Tim this is serious.

- Well yeah but wait
'til Red finds out

the molecular
reassembler is working.

- The question is will
he find out in time?

- [Tim] Hey there he
is, quick tell him.

- Shh, you'll frighten him.

Red, Red listen to me,
this is Martin O'Hara,

we're ready for you now.

- Oh no you don't, you're
not gonna exterminate me,

I got a family to think about.

You go find somebody
else to experiment on.

- He's running away.

Red wait!

- It's no use Tim, he
doesn't trust us human beings

and I don't blame him.

You and I are going to
have to join forces.

I can keep track of him
with my built in TV scope,

but you're going to have to
catch up with him and talk him

into coming back here and
there isn't much time.

- Well I've never chased a
squirrel up a tree before

but I'm willing
to give it a try.

- Hurry Tim, time
is running out.

- I just couldn't
keep up with him.

I swear I've been up every
nut tree in this town.

Look it's bad enough changing
a squirrel into a man.

Well pretty soon
you're gonna have to

change a man into a squirrel.

I just can't catch him.

If you pardon the
expression, I'm up a tree.

- Tim listen, he's a man now
with a man sized appetite.

- Huh?

- If you were a
man in his shoes,

where would you go to get nuts?

- To a nut shop.

- Well?

- Ye Old Nut Shop.

- Right.

His keen sense of smell
has picked up the aroma

of roasting nuts
from Ye Old Nut Shop.

That's right in
the neighborhood.

He's being drawn
irresistibly to it.

Now if you hurry you can
get there before he does.

And hurry Tim, we have only
about half an hour left.

- Gotcha.

(cheerful music)

(audience laughing)

- Hi.

Can I help you?

- Uh uh.

Oh I do believe that this
lady was in front of me.

- You were ahead of me.

- Oh, well, it doesn't
matter, I was just looking.

- Just looking?

- For a friend.

A nut fancier.

Excuse me.

Uncle Martin, do you read me?

- [Martin] Loud and clear.

- Not so loud.

(audience laughing)

(silly music)

- [Martin] Tim can you hear me?

- Yes and shh.

- [Martin] He's coming,
don't let him get away,

I'll be right there.

(cheerful music)

- Red.

(screaming)

(audience laughing)

It's me, Tim.

- What did you do that for?

You scared the wits out of me.

You people always go
around scaring like that

just for the fun
of it don't you?

You just enjoy seeing
us jump and run

because you're
bullies, admit it.

You enjoy it, don't you?

- He's a little nervous.

I'm sorry Red, I didn't
mean to startle you.

Now come on down here.

- No.

- [Tim] Yes.

- No!

- Red, Uncle Martin has
the you know what fixed.

- Yeah?

- Honest.

So if you just go back
to the apartment with me.

- Oh no you don't.

You've got an
exterminator up there.

- I give my word.

- Yeah, I see your scheme.

You just wanna cover up your
mistakes by exterminating me.

Well I'm not going with you.

- You humor them,
I'll call the police.

- I'm sorry about this,

I guess you think
we're a couple of nuts.

- I like nuts,
that's why I'm here.

I just love them.

- You do?

So do I.

This place is just beautiful.

I wish my wife could see it.

- Oh can I help you sir?

- Oh no thank you, I can manage.

- Now just a moment sir.

- Well no, no, it's, it's
alright, I'll pay for them.

- Well how are you
going to pay for them

when I don't know
how many he's got?

I have to weigh them.

- You hear the lady Red?

Now you give her back the nuts

so that she can weigh them
so that I can pay for them.

- What do you mean pay for them?

Nuts grow on trees, they
belong to everybody.

- Sir these nuts do not
belong to everybody,

these nuts belong
to Ye Old Nut Shop

until such time as
you pay for them.

- That's the trouble
with people, they think

everything belongs to them
just because they say so.

You don't want the rest of
us to have a single solitary

thing unless it's something
you don't want yourself.

- Uncle Martin, help.

Help.

- Mr. O'Hara?

- Yes, yes, I'm Martin O'Hara.

- Do you know these
two characters?

- Why of course, this is my
nephew Tim and a friend of his.

- [Policeman] Well this
one claims he's a squirrel.

- Well officer I tried
to explain about that.

- Mm hmm and your
explanation didn't

make anymore sense
than his explanation.

This one that says he's
a squirrel keeps jumping

from counter to counter,
like he's trying to prove it.

- Perhaps that was carrying
it a bit too far, Red.

The fact of the
matter is officer

that our friend
here is a squirrel.

- Is that a fact?

- Mm hmm our friend
is a squirrel,

Tim here is a squirrel,
and I'm a squirrel.

Oh you've heard of the Beatles,
the Animals, the Chipmunks.

Well I'd like to introduce
you to the Squirrels.

(humming)

We're a new vocal group
and we're trying to get

a little publicity for
tonight's performance.

- Somehow I have a
feeling the only place

you're gonna sing tonight
is in a police station.

- Ah but Officer, Officer
you can't do that,

Lieutenant Brennan is
counting on us to perform

at the police follies
and we're due there now.

- Bill Brennan?

- Of course.

- Is that a fact?

- Yes now, um goodbye
officer, if you'll excuse us.

Wait a minute.

I'll drive you down there.

Red lights, sirens, the works.

- Oh that won't be necessary.

- Ah but I insist.

(upbeat music)

- How much time have we got?

- About five minutes
and 31 seconds.

- Alright you fellas, hold
it right here a minute.

Lieutenant Brennan,
the Squirrels are here.

- Squirrels.

- Uh the vocal group,
the Squirrels for
the program tonight.

- I don't have any group
called the Squirrels.

If it isn't my old
friends the O'Haras.

What is going on?

- I'll find out as soon as I get

these three nuts
down to the station.

- Quick Tim, Red, this way.

(dramatic music)

Follow me.

Don't follow me.

- How about out front?

- There are 4,000
policemen out there.

- Well with 300 cops backstage
we haven't got any choice.

- This is the only safe place.

- Where?

- On stage.

- Why?

- The Squirrels are about
to make their debut.

- Oh I can't sing.

I can't go in front
of an audience.

- All you have to
do is move your lips

and I'll take care of the rest.

(upbeat music)

* Camptown ladies sing this song

* Doo da doo da

* Camptown racetrack
five miles long

* Oh doo dah day

* Going to run all night,
going to run all day

* I'll bet my money
on the bobtail nag

* Somebody bet on, somebody
bet on, somebody bet on the bay

(audience applauding)

- Uncle Martin we're a smash.

- Hmm yes I'd counted on that.

- Ah ha will you listen
to that applause.

We're the biggest thing
since long haircuts.

You didn't?

- Of course I did, that was

the purpose of the
entire operation.

- Red, ah come on Red will
you just listen for a second?

We're a smash, you
could have a porch

and you could have a house
in Palm Springs, really.

A whole swimming
pool full of nuts.

- Oh boys.

- Alright O'Hara
what were you doing

running all over the place?

You're under arrest until I
find out what you were up to.

- Bill how can you say that?

Why they're uh, how do you
say it in show business?

A smash.

- I'll smash them alright.

- Brennan we were just trying
to publicize the show for you

to help you get the money
for the policeman's fund.

- Huh, a likely story.

- Brennan.

- Yes Captain?

- Brilliant show, introduce me.

Better still, make sure
you arrange to have these

marvelous Squirrels at our
departmental party next month.

- Uh, yes Captain.

O'Hara old buddy.

Where's Red?

- Red?

Oh he's gone.

- Gone?

- We, we broke up the act.

- Oh but you can't do that.

I promised the captain.

- Well that's showbiz.

(audience laughing)

(cheerful music)