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- Mm, hi.
- Todd, we need to talk.
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Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!
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- I need to tell you something.
- It's okay, Lurlene.
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I found your punch card.
I know they're fake.
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- Yes, but no.
- You slept with the football
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team again? It's okay.
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Yes, but no.
I've met someone else.
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You're just too... nice.
I want a bad boy.
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Hey!
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Let me in!
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You must be Lurlene's bad boy.
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- Hi!
- Hey, those are fake!
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- You're disgusting!
- I don't know this guy!
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Bye! It was great meeting you!
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No! No!
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Mr. Pickles!
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♪ Mr. Pickles ♪
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♪ good boy ♪
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♪ he's a dog ♪
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♪ people's best friend ♪
♪ Die! ♪
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♪ Pickles ♪
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Mr. Pickles!
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♪ here he comes for you ♪
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There you are!
Good boy!
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- Hmm, this milk tastes funny.
- Well, Tommy, our
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cow, Betty, is pregnant,
so right now, we're
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- drinking soy milk.
- Ugh!
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I've read that soy has estrogen in it.
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- What's that?
- Well, it's what
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- makes a lady a lady.
- A little soy milk
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isn't going to turn anybody
into a lady overnight.
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Oh!
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Mr. Pickles. Dad?
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I'm Mrs. Milton. My
Suzie and I found this one
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sleeping on our farm this morning.
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Dad, you lost your
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- shoe again?
- But Mr. Pickles did
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this to me! Last
night, I saw Mr. Pickles
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huffing gas, then
getting into the truck.
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- Hey!
- Next thing I know, I woke up in
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a crib next to a baby man at one
of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties.
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A horse man whipping a pig lady
starting grabbing my nipples.
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Then a robed man popped out of a cake.
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- Show us your face!
- But it was Mr. Pickles
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in a doctor's mask.
He started cutting people up
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- with a chain saw!
- No! Nooo!
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He put human heads
on his paws and started dancing,
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Then he put me in a truck
with a bunch of body parts
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and drove me to the Milton's
farm where he stole my shoe!
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- Hey!
- And that's how I lost my shoe.
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You and your crazy stories.
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- Anyway, bye now.
- Please stop by anytime!
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Dad, what do you do
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- when you're in love?
- Ugh, Tommy,
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nowadays, love is complicated,
but when you really love
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someone, just tell them how you feel.
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- Well, I'm off to work. Bye!
- Dad's right!
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I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her!
Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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Let's find Suzie's farm!
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Whee!
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Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is
Mr. Pickles!
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- Oops. Sorry about that.
- That's okay.
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- At least it's not soy milk.
- I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie.
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She's old, and her milk's
going bad.
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Oops!
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Suzie, I wanted to
tell you something. I love you.
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Look, Tommy, since my pa
starting drinking again, I got
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to do everything around here...
milk the cow, feed the pigs,
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even pay the bills.
Come back when you got a job.
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Okay!
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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♪ La-la la la la la la ♪
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♪ and a la la la la la la la ♪
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Agh, he hit me!
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- He hit Wanda!
- Hey, not I did not.
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A-Are you okay?
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At least take me to
motel where Wanda live.
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Listen, I'm sorry, but I really
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- have to get to work.
- Help! He hurt me!
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Wanda make a friend!
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Well, Mr. Pickles, I
guess nobody will give me a job.
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Jobs! Get your jobs here!
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- I need a job.
- You there, step right up!
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- But I'm over here.
- Well, of course you are!
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Right this way.
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Sorry for the mess.
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I-I-I've lost my spectacles.
So, what kind of job are you after?
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I need a job that will
help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ...
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Say no more!
I know just the job
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- you need, little lady.
- Huh?!
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- What happened?
- Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you!
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Just go there, and soon
you'll be able to pay all your
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bills, including this one for $20,000!
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Come on, Mr. Pickles!
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Oh, and here! Five more visits,
and your next job is free!
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Linda!
What are you selling today?
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Uh, uh, uh, h-how about
this shake-a-baby, huh?!
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- A shake-a-baby?
- It tell you the truth!
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Shake-a-baby, do birds fly?
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Mm, no!
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Uh, see, that is true!
Birds don't fly!
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I'll sell it to you for $2!
That's pretty cheap for a
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shake-a-baby now!
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What is it, girl?
Is it time for the birth?
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Don't worry. I've been
taking la-Moo's classes.
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Oh, Betty, we have some fun.
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Okay, okay, I'm ready!
Here it comes!
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It's a...
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It's a ... my shoe!
Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ...
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Hey! Get back here, Betty!
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Hiya, there!
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Salutations, young Tommy!
How you doing to... damn, Tommy!
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Hi, Mr. Bojenkins!
Do you know where
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- Jiggly Wigglies is?!
- Wait, do your parents know
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- about your, uh ... hmm.
- Thanks! Bye!
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Uh, that was not good, but
damn, that boy got some
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big ol' jiggly wigglies!
Oh.
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All right, now get out there
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- and show them your talents!
- Huh?!
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- Both of them! Go!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Sir, you dropped this! Here you go!
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You're doing a great job.
Just keep moving like us!
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- Okay, like this?
- Boobs! Boobs!
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Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
Boobs! Boobs!
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- Whoa, whoa! Ohh!
- Well, hell-o!
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♪ Pickles ♪
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Ah, done. Well,
I guess I should get
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- to tork now.
- Oh, nobody want to be my friend!
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- Uh, I ...
- Agh, help me! Please, you stay!
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- But I'm late for work. Goodbye!
- But if you don't stay and
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watch TV show together,
I tell them you raped me.
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- What?!
- Help, he raped me!
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Hey, shh, shh, shh!
Listen, all right, all right.
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Sir, the prince of saturn has
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- been murdered!
- Sounds like a job for
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- Astronaut Dolphin detective.
- But, sir,
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Astronaut Dolphin detective
was arrested after that space
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- goblin told you he raped her!
- Get him out!
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And that's why blue's
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- my favorite color!
- Oh, you're so interesting!
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- Say, do you believe in love at first sight?!
- I sure do!
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- I'm in love now!
- Me too!
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Hey, I got an idea!
Do you want to get married?!
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That's a great idea!
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I just got to break this to my wife!
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Well, then you can come
home and meet my Suzie!
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You know Suzie?!
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Now that Todd's out,
we can be together.
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Yeah, whatever. You still
got to lose those 5 pounds.
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Who's too nice now?
Die, you cheating ... holy smokes!
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Huh? Uh, can somebody please let me out?
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Hey, look, a cute,
little puppy doggy!
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Do I wish miss Goodman would
buy this shake-a-baby for $2?
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No?!
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It really works 'cause I was wishing you
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would buy it for $3,
Miss Goodman! Mm-Hmm!
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Mrs. Milton, back so s...
Oh!
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Can you believe my no-good
drunk of a husband is leaving me
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- for some stripper skank?!
- Oh, dear!
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- All men are cheaters!
- No, not my Stanley!
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Linda, I don't want the baby!
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- It's always wrong!
- Shake-a-baby, do I have 10 fingers?!
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Hmm, no? See, that is true!
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Goodman residence.
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Is Mr. Goodman coming in today?
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I want to show him my
army fort. Okay, bye!
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Tell Goodman under
there to get to work!
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Stanley
never made it in to work.
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- He's cheating on you!
- Is Mr. Goodman cheating on
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- miss Goodman?!
- Linda, please, it's
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always wrong!
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- Oh!
- I think we'd better
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go find my husband.
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Stop, there's his truck over there!
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Astronaut Dolphin detective says the
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space goblin killed the space prince!
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Wait, what's he doing now?!
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Astronaut Dolphin
detective has fallen in love.
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I should have known
he'd double-cross us!
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Ridiculous! Now I'm leaving!
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But if you no stay,
I tell them you rape me!
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I would never touch
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- another woman!
- Agh, help me!
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Stanley Goodman, how could you!
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- Ah, Beverly!
- Get me out of here!
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- Hey!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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There goes my cheating
husband with that skank!
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Beverly, wait a minute!
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Drink your tea, Abigail.
Oh, Abigail, pretty soon, you'll
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- be going off to college.
- Hey, out of my way, man!
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- Speeders!
- Get back here, you cheating drunk!
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- Beverly! Slow down!
- Oh, Abigail, watch out!
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Get her!
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Mr. Pickles put my shoe
in that cow's lady parts!
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Not now, grandpa!
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Oh, no!
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Suzie! I got a job!
Will you marry ...
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- Meet your new mother!
- I hate you!
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- You're not my real mom!
- I'm gonna gut you like a hog, you skank!
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- Hey, that skank is my son!
- Beverly!
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Carry me, or I tell them you rape me!
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- Hi, dad!
- Tommy?!
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I'm getting married to Suzie!
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You cheating skank! You
were supposed to marry me!
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Hey, don't you
ever touch my son again!
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Stanley, you're out of control!
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Did you force your love on this woman?!
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He no rape me, but if you
don't rape me, I tell them
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you rape me!
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Everybody slow down!
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Now, what did I miss?
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Oh, no!
Gertie has passed on!
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Look, everybody!
Betty came to tell us that
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her baby's coming!
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I think you
should have it, Suzie.
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- Aww!
- Aww, look, they rape each Other!
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- Oops!
- Look, Betty must be
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having twins!
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- Get out of there!
- It was Mr. Pickles!
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Now, who wants
real milk with their steak?
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I do!
Gertie sure is tasty!
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I don't ever want to see
the inside of a cow again!
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Shake-a-baby,
does Suzie love me?
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Recharge?
Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk!
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- Tommy, no!
- Huh?
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Um, how did
you, you know, uh ...
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You were right, dad!
Love sure is complicated.
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And look at what the
estrogen from that soy milk
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did to our son.
We'll get you to the doctor in
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- the morning, Tommy.
- Judging by the way
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Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's
calf, seems we already
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have a doctor in the house.
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Good boy, Dr. Pickles!
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Huh?!
There are my spectacles! Huh?!
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Noooo!
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Mama, mama! Baby want milky!
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Baby want milky! Milky, milky!
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