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THE ALMOST MAN
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I wonder
what kind of neighbors we have.
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And they don't know
anything about us.
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We aren't that hard to figure out.
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But what do they know?
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Maybe we're fundamentalist Christians.
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-Is this picture hanging straight?
-Maybe you're an alcohclic.
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Pregnant and drink like a sponge.
-Very cool. And who are you?
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I'm a litle more -
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- the nasty, abusive type.
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Come on, let's dance.
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Can you dance without irony?
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What?
These are my best moves.
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Can you?
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Of course.
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Show me.
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What?
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Let me see you dance without irony.
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No.
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Can't you do it?
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Why?
-I want to see you.
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Because it would look nice.
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OK.
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Damn!
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Wow!
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-Do I look ridiculous?
Not at all.
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You lock great.
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Pick a hand.
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"Seminars are sweet
as long as you eat."
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Thank you.
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-I think we'll get food there.
-Then you can eat it on the road,
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Have fun.
Bye.
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We have a new face here today.
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We have a new team member.
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Many of you have probably noticed
the new face sitting here.
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Henrik Sandvik will be
taking over Cecilie's position.
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Here is your information packet.
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just take this, thank you.
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-Excuse me, I can't find...
Can't find your name?
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-Sandvik?
-Yes. I'm pretty sure it's not there.
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Let me take a quick...
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Let's see.
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Oops.
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There are those...
Hang on one minute.
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-Is something wrong?
-They can't find my name.
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Christ, how hard can that be?
Hello?
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Hello?
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They're starting in there. I'd like
to bring my employee with me.
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I can't find him on the list.
Maybe he didn't get signed up. or...
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Nonsense.
I sent in his name with the others.
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I understand,
but he's not on the list.
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-We can't just stand out here!
No, I'l take care of this.
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It's starting right now.
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Just let me do my job,
and we'll figure this out.
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Don't take that tone with me!
-I didn't mean it like that.
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That may be the case, but...
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Bang, bang!
There goes the starting gun for...
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You should have taken
someone else's name tag. Seriously.
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Thomas Olsen. If there
had been a tag with that name.
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I didn't see a Thomas Olsen.
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And Thomas Olsen probably
wouldn't have approved.
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You could have chosen
any Petter or Thomas or Klaus.
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No, not Klaus.
Not Klaus?
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No, a Klaus is someone
more stocky, square and short.
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He's no Klaus.
-Maybe not.
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I see you as a Havard.
I'm getting this Havard vibe.
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That's better than Klaus.
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You think I look like a Havard?
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No, you're no Havard,
You're more of a Fredrik.
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I do have a name.
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-To me, you're a Christian.
-l agree.
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What kind of car do you drive?
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-A Toyota Corolla.
No, that's wrong.
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-Is that wrong?
-You have to buy a new car.
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Right. With a ski box.
That works for a Christian.
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Christian is someone
who likes to ski a lot.
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But my name is Henrik.
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-Good food,
Delicious.
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Hello?
Hit
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How was your first day at work?
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Did you make big bucks?
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Where are you?
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At my parents'
They say hi.
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Tell them hi back.
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{will
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
We had dad's lamb stew for dinner.
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And now we're drinking coffee.
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-How about you?
-Are you on the couch?
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Yeah.
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I'm whacking off.
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{ see.
That's nice.
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I'm so horny.
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Are you?
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Yes...
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I think we're having waffles.
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-So that will be delicious.
-Touch your pussy.
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With strawberry jam
and maybe some sugar.
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Touch your pussy.
Can you hear me, Tone?
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Wait, are you leaving the room?
You chicken!
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Sit back down!
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-Do we need coffee?
Definitely.
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Two bags.
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And then...
Could you find some tea candles?
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Tea candles?
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And some potato chips, maybe.
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Il get the candles
if you have that damn abortion!
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I'm not up for this now.
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Do you want some bastard child
that shits all over the place?
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-Have the damn abortion!
-You're not funny.
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What?
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What are you laughing about?
You said I wasn't funny.
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Do you realize what it will cost?
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But it's OK for you to screw
some 17-year-old girl, -
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- while I'm pregnant with your child?
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Seriously, 17, Henrik?
I know you're doing her. Admit it!
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How could you...
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You won't laugh when I punch you
50 hard that baby pops out...
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That's enough.
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No, stop!
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No, stop!
No!
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We can't go on like this.
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What if something happens?
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And we've been joking like this.
We'd be fucked.
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That's right.
You're fucked, by me.
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I'm serious.
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No. I'm serious.
0K.
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Fine.
-Do you agree?
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No way, we're playing!
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No, no, no.
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Il let you in
if you give me a kiss.
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One, two, three!
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Holy shit!
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Not on three!
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-Man. that burns!
-Come on. One last time.
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No, I'm done.
-Come on!
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One, two, three!
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-Make sure you don't...
-Eins, zwei, drei!
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Lovely!
-Come on. You had four.
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No, three.
-Wasn'tit four?
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So you aren't going to
your girlfriend's homo party?
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-It's a publisher's party.
-A publisher's party?
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-That's worth at least five.
-At least.
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You'd be lucky to get away with five.
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You deserve ten lashings
for your new homo job.
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-So "homo" is the new word now?
-That's right, Homo.
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Faggot.
-Yeah, homo is the new thing.
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Boo!
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How's it going?
Great,
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Are you enjoying the party?
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Me too.
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Blueberry juice.
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-You're pretending to drink?
-I'm already slurring my words.
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And later I'll start staggering.
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Are you making a playlist?
Another one?
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-Don't you want to talk to anyone?
Sure.
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-Soon? I'l go on ahead.
-You do that.
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This place really looks great.
It looks amazing.
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How hig is it?
-88 square meters, Or 90.
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Each floor is 45 square meters,
and 45 times 2 equals 90.
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That's not had.
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And there's alittle garden patch,
soit's great.
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“How much did it cost?
-That wasn't quite as great.
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I can imagine.
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All this talk about money makes me
have to go to the bathroom.
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-Everything all right?
Sure.
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-Hi.
Hi.
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What's this?
Did you spill something?
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-You should pour some salt on it.
-Right.
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Does it hurt?
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Nah.
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Come on!
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-I'm just going to rape you a little.
No, not now.
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-You can't say no to a rapist.
-That's exactly what you can say.
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-Or something like that.
-A rapist couldn't care less.
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Shut up. you little whore.
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Stop, we can't have sex now!
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-Put on another shirt,
-I will. if you take your dress off,
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Here.
Take this one.
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I'm going to punish you good!
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Stop it!
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Come on.
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Nope.
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-Get dressed.
-If you take off your dress.
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Hello.
-Hi.
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Here.
-Thanks.
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I want you to meet my boyfriend.
Henrik, this is Stine.
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-Hi. We've already met.
-Oh, you have?
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Stine is head of marketing
for all our children's literature.
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Children and youth lit, right?
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-And what do you do?
-That job I told you about.
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I'm such a ditz.
Of course.
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Anyway, I distracted you
that last time we talked.
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-You did?
Didn't 1?
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How so?
With this.
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With that?
-Yeah,
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What?
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Whatever.
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OK...
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I don't get it.
201
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The last time we talked, I had
a booger hanging out of my nose.
202
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I didn't know,
and you pretended not fo see it.
203
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You must have me confused
with someone else.
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No, we were talking right here.
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But I would have remembered...
I didn't see a booger in your nose.
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-No way.
-It was impossible to miss.
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-She says she didn't see anything.
-What else can she say?
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It's too late to say anything else.
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Never mind.
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It's no hig deal.
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Yes...
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Yes.
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-I took alittle pee.
-I noticed.
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Why?
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00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,319
Well...
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Who really knows?
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-Do you want me to leave?
No.
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I don't know.
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-We can't sit here. can we?
No, we can't
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-We can't sitin a car and pee.
I realize that.
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No, you don't. You just did it
-I know, but I hadn't exactly...
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I know it wasn't a good idea.
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-['l'be out in a minute.
-I can't wait.
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Hello?
-It's Henrik.
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-Huh?
It's Henrik!
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-Didn't it leak through the pocket?
No. I don't know why.
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-The seat pocket?
-Seat pouch.
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It wasn't a funnel, it was a bridge.
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I'd kick your ass if that was my car.
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Like you could!
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Don't start now!
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I cracked the window!
I cracked it!
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That doesn't apply to us.
You wouldn't kick my ass.
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-Come on, guys!
-I have to pee myself,
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-Jesus Christ!
~Join us, Mial
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You want me to squat over the rail?
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The least you can do
is shake it for me.
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Is this your apartment?
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00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,919
Somebody just pissed on my balcony!
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Pissed?
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Come on and dance!
242
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,118
No!
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00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,752
Simen?
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Yeah...
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I think I'l just go to bed.
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Christ.
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This party is a little too childish
for my taste.
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Somebody pissed on my balcony.
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It's good you came up
and said something.
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How can people act like that?
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Yes, well,
I think I'l just go back to bed.
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-Talk to you later.
-You bet.
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00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,149
You don't like olives?
Are you a baby?
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They taste like...
Are you calling me a baby?
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00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:56,589
You don't like the taste?
Most people over the age of 13...
256
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,031
I'l bet you
no one here likes olives.
257
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,470
-Do you like olives?
-Of course not.
258
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,355
Don't try fo influence him.
“I'm not.
259
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:12,078
-You're caressing his ear,
-You can see he hates olives.
260
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,191
Do you like olives?
261
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,274
No.
262
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:21,713
-See?
-I'm simply more refined than you.
263
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,839
-Do you know the clive dance?
-Of course!
264
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,679
Let's see your olive dance!
265
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:54,150
If you don't turn down that music,
Il file a complaint!
266
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,316
-Do you understand what I'm saying?
-We all love each other here.
267
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,319
What kind of music do you like?
-l want quiet!
268
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,398
He has gin and tonic in the iron!
269
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,273
You're acting like a jerk.
270
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,437
You're a real shit!
271
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,870
Don't touch me!
272
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,391
Listen to me.
I want an end to this now.
273
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,834
You're a bunch of assholes.
274
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,429
Abunch of fucking assholes!
275
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,471
Holy shit!
276
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,073
-What just happened, Henrik?
-Jesus!
277
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,080
You aren't
supposed to hit other people.
278
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,718
Are you dead?
279
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,514
Hey.
280
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,991
Hi.
281
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,270
Oh. hi there.
282
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,710
How are you feeling?
283
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,593
I just need a glass of water.
284
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,793
Oops.
285
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,914
-Yes.
-Are we done?
286
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,758
It looks like it.
287
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,350
-This was quick.
-It's better with two.
288
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,955
The rest
will only take me a few minutes.
289
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,634
-0K. See you later.
-Bye.
290
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,236
You peed in Kietil's car last night.
291
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,193
-I have to ask you about that.
-Yeah,
292
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,560
Yeah?
-Yeah. What?
293
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,190
What was with you last night?
294
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,392
Nothing, really.
Was there?
295
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,478
Yeah.
296
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,030
And then you just left.
297
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,510
I didn't know anybody there.
298
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:46,520
So I ended up just standing around.
Drinking.
299
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,674
You didn't seem that drunk.
300
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,111
The only thing that happened
last night. -
301
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:59,552
- was that I set a new record
in drunkenness.
302
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,674
I can't give you any cred for that.
303
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,757
-Give me some cred.
No.
304
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,034
-Give me some cred.
No!
305
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,278
Give me some cred.
Come on!
306
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,152
-Give me some cred!
No!
307
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,797
Fine.
Then I'l have to kill you,
308
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,117
Because I don't like
you peeing in cars?
309
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,798
Get off me.
310
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,196
What's the matter?
311
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,350
-Huh?
-You're so corny.
312
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,393
Dammit!
313
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,390
You've never done anything stupid
when you're drunk?
314
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,511
Sure.
315
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,996
But I can talk about it afterward.
316
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,952
OK.
317
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,550
OK.
318
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,799
What do you want to hear?
That I fought and made out?
319
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,153
Did you?
320
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,672
Are you trying to make me feel worse?
321
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:25,000
If you made out and fought,
isn't it fair that I hear about it?
322
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,711
Christ, Henrik.
You're 35 years old!
323
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:35,073
How can I not react
when you act like a teenager?
324
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,078
Jesus Christ!
325
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,834
And I feel like a bitch
for having to lecture you like this.
326
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,190
-You aren't a bitch.
-Damn right I'm not!
327
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:54,396
I'm actually pretty cool.
And nice and smart and...
328
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,352
Pregnant.
329
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,159
Did I mention that?
That you're going to be a father?
330
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,116
No...
Yes.
331
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,471
I think you mentioned
something about that,
332
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,352
Awhile ago.
333
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,153
Is that...
334
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,473
Soon?
335
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,238
Yes.
336
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,637
Thatisn't such a bad thing, is it?
337
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,158
Do you feel up to the challenge?
338
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,157
Sure.
Why not?
339
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,877
We have to be able to talk
to each other.
340
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,355
We're talking now.
341
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,279
-Are we?
-Yes. Aren't we?
342
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,959
I'm not so sure.
343
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,913
What words do you want to hear?
344
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,912
I want to know
why you make out and fight.
345
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,518
Right...
346
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,994
The fighting wasn't...
347
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,953
But I did make out a little with Mia,
actually.
348
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,152
-Are you laughing at me?
-Yeah,
349
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,430
-Are you hot for her?
-No way.
350
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,269
Then why do things like that?
351
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,038
Why I got raped?
352
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,920
The thing is that Mia -
353
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,272
- has this special ability.
354
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:18,630
She can uncoil her boobs
until they are 10-12 meters long.
355
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:24,392
And in a small apartment like that,
with no escape route, -
356
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,593
- she can turn them into a lasso
in no time -
357
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,234
- and rope us big men...
358
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,757
And tie us up.
359
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,315
Imagine ten meters of...
360
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,871
Imagine having to work on a Sunday!
361
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,597
They can't even have dinner
like normal people.
362
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,554
That's just the way itis.
363
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,314
What was so important today?
364
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,034
Some book she's working on.
365
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:26,276
Make sure you let them know
about that at your new job, Henrik.
366
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,870
So they don't think
that's acceptable.
367
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,789
You shouldn't work yourself to death.
368
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,070
I mean it.
369
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,478
So how are things at the new job?
370
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,395
Fine.
Really?
371
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,631
Decent colleagues?
-Of course.
372
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,353
Of course?
373
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,950
There's nothing obvious about that.
374
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,469
Your father hated his new job.
375
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,476
-Do you have any more juice?
Sure.
376
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,432
OK. I'l see you at lunch.
Bye.
377
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,033
Hi.
378
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,711
I have to apologize
for that incident this weekend.
379
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,990
You don't have to.
380
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,760
No, but I want to.
Really.
381
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,430
That was totally...
382
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,315
It was completely out of character.
383
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:01,310
-I don't think you're like that.
I really do apologize.
384
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,750
I appreciate you coming in here.
385
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,035
I was hoping
we could put it behind us.
386
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,596
We can.
I suggest we forget the whole thing.
387
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,756
I really appreciate you saying that.
388
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,636
I'm not the kind of person
who does things like that.
389
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,718
It was totally unacceptable.
390
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,719
I don't know
what you're talking about.
391
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,633
But...
You know...
392
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,274
The fact that I hit you?
393
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,155
I had already put it behind me.
394
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,430
Oh. right!
I get it.
395
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,875
Anyway...
Good,
396
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,590
-See you later,
Bye.
397
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,673
-I thought I'd leave after work.
-That early?
398
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,598
-Hi.
Hi.
399
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:59,076
-I can't leave that early.
-Why not?
400
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,671
- have Katrine.
-Can't you just bring her?
401
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:09,113
-Beer can't hurt a 86-year-old.
No, I can't do that.
402
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,309
Then I'l have to represent alone,
as usual.
403
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,831
Are you talking about
that trade gathering?
404
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,189
Yeah.
405
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,550
Have fun.
[ry.
406
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,551
That sounded interesting.
I got the memo.
407
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,718
Yeah. they tend to be all right.
408
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,912
-Can anyone go?
Sure.
409
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,479
Would we leave
straight from work, or...?
410
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,716
Today I am.
411
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,277
But I'm not exactly sure
when I'l be leaving.
412
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,040
I can be pretty flexible.
413
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,869
-We can call each other.
Definitely. OK.
414
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,433
I'l be ready in a minute.
415
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,635
This is the voice-mail for...
416
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,631
Hi, Katrine!
417
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,036
You at work with mommy today?
418
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,278
Hi
-So you're on your way home?
419
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,673
-Bye. Katrine.
-Say bye.
420
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,071
What do you want?
421
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,830
i's me.
Was it wrong of me to call?
422
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,349
I'm at work.
I'm busy.
423
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,030
Fine. I just wanted to tell you
that we got into ABC.
424
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,310
The maternity ward.
425
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:53,438
Right.
426
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,834
That's good.
427
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,510
Yes it is, actually.
Whatever. Bye.
428
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:13,236
-Check this baby out!
-For Christ's sake!
429
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,994
You like that?
You want it?
430
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,119
No, thanks.
-I was talking to Kenneth.
431
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,915
You are so nice!
Always thinking of me.
432
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,633
Too bad.
433
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,110
Hm?
-I said, That's too bad.
434
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,798
Henrik?
435
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,360
Henrik...
436
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,270
I want you to have this.
437
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:46,073
-Since you're so grumpy, it's yours,
-I'm not grumpy. And I don't want it.
438
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:51,436
When did you stop liking boogers?
Dammit!
439
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,592
Fine. Il leave it here.
No!
440
00:50:55,720 --> 00:51:00,430
Why are you picking on me?
-I don't understand.
441
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,913
-You're hurting me.
-I don't want it.
442
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,839
Save it for later,
when you get hungry.
443
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,429
I'l put it in your coat pocket.
444
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,795
I understand that you get fed up.
445
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,072
Stop itl I'm serious!
Calm down!
446
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,874
-l used the other hand.
-Stay away!
447
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,877
-Relax.
-You relax!
448
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,198
You rub a booger in my face
and tell me to relax?
449
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,715
If you don't relax
I can't wipe the booger on you.
450
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,514
Henrik...
Henrik!
451
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,551
-Please get in.
No.
452
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,593
-Come on!
-Are you seriously taking the bus?
453
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,119
Yes.
454
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:13,392
-Give me a break!
No, I'm taking the bus.
455
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,512
Fine.
0K.
456
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,239
Hang on.
-Some minor technical problems.
457
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,434
-We couldn't leave you.
We love you.
458
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,914
You're our best friend,
459
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,597
-Come on.
-Excuse me, lady over there!
460
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:51,955
Hi! Don't you think Henrik should get
in the car with his best friends. -
461
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,356
- instead of waiting for the bus?
462
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,312
Yes?
So do wel!
463
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,916
-You're much prettier when you smile.
-You like us.
464
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,319
He does.
Can't I just take the bus?
465
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:11,230
-No, you can't take the bus.
Hurry, and you can sit in front,
466
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:16,230
In this seat that I have warmed up
with my tiny butt cheeks.
467
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,476
I think you have to move now.
468
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:19,954
Come on, get in.
469
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,869
Get in!
-Don't be a chicken!
470
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,718
Are you going to move?
471
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,797
-Are you going to move the car?
“What?
472
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,797
Hello!
473
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,799
Can't you just leave?
No!
474
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,038
Drivel
475
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,795
-You have to drive.
-We don't have a driver!
476
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,272
Come on!
477
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,392
Dammit!
478
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,878
Hello?
479
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,638
No!
Stop it!
480
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,233
Dammit!
481
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,679
Stop it!
I've heen nauseous all day.
482
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,838
-I'm sorry.
Please. Don't.
483
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,032
You can't do
things like that anymore.
484
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,800
I didn't mean to upset you.
485
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,313
I'm sorry.
486
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,916
Honey, I'm sorry.
487
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,918
That was wrong of me.
I'm sorry.
488
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,673
Hey.
489
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,518
I need to rest.
490
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,597
Do you want me to leave?
491
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,160
Does that mean I can stay?
492
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,232
It's up to you.
493
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,114
Can't we be friends again?
494
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,515
We are friends.
495
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,958
Are you serious?
496
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,513
Do I look like
I'm in the mood for sex?
497
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,750
So no more screwing either.
498
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,873
Jesus Christ!
499
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,040
I'm nauseous and feel like crap!
500
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,915
And you come in here
and dump that shit on me?
501
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,074
Damn!
502
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:29,551
13. A product market is primarily
based on products or services...
503
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,949
14. The analysis of...
504
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,556
14. The analysis of...
505
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:36,316
14. The analysis of the fucking
bullshit that these cocksuckers...
506
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,313
Shit!
507
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,758
OK?
508
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,359
What are you doing here now?
509
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,158
Hello?
510
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,511
I didn't feel well,
511
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,438
What are you doing here?
512
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,595
You didn't feel well?
513
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,834
What's the matter?
-Stomach cramps.
514
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,598
I see.
515
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,672
-Shouldn't we see a doctor?
-I already have.
516
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,959
He said it's normal.
Nothing to worry about.
517
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,118
OK.
518
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,158
Good,
519
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,714
Why aren't you at work?
520
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,389
Why didn't you call me?
521
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,077
I figured you were at work.
522
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:46,353
-So what?
-I can't deal with this right now.
523
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:53,592
Can't I just sit here?
-Call me if something's wrong!
524
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,156
Last time I called.
you didn't want to talk,
525
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,797
-That was different.
-No! [wanted to talk to you.
526
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,197
Can we only talk when you want to?
527
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,196
-Itisn't like that.
-Yes, itis!
528
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,394
I'm sick and tired of you
behaving however you want,
529
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:19,309
I can't handle it
when you keep acting so...weird.
530
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,351
No, I'm not weird!
531
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,473
Have you eaten any decent food?
-Yes.
532
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,634
-You look thin.
No.
533
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,479
Yes.
I think you look thin.
534
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,273
I've always been this thin,
535
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,391
How about Tone?
Is she a decent cook?
536
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:10,356
That isn't how it works, mom,
that Tone cooks for me.
537
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,677
The thing is. -
538
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:19,478
- I worry that you don't eat well,
You with your sensitive stomach.
539
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,789
Should I cook up
some chicken filets?
540
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:31,513
Sure, if you're having some,
I can join you.
541
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:27,829
You miserable little fuck.
You little bastard.
542
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,271
I'm gonna fuck you good,
you little bitch.
543
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,835
Take that, goddemmit!
544
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,270
You fucking pussy!
545
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,273
Take that, you little fucker!
546
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,958
Allright.
547
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,236
Shit!
548
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,431
What are you doing?
549
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,956
Getting a magazine.
550
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,473
What magazine?
551
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,833
Do you seriously care?
552
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,717
Are you taking a bath?
553
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:51,592
Yes.
554
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,476
That should feel nice,
if you're nauseous.
555
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,751
Tore, hey...
556
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:07,955
Dammit!
-Dammit what?
557
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,519
What is it?
Talk to me!
558
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,270
Whatever itis, just tell me!
-All right!
559
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:18,590
Well?
560
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:24,352
I want things to be good.
I want this and...this to work.
561
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:29,517
OK. How do you picture
"this and...this" working?
562
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,711
What about this?
563
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,797
Don't joke around.
564
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,271
I'm not joking.
565
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,836
-I meant what I said.
-But you haven't said anything!
566
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:06,590
-You're just standing there pointing.
-I meant what that pointing meant.
567
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,758
You meant what that pointing meant?
568
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:21,313
And I agree with your pointing.
My head has been a mess lately.
569
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,832
And I should have
talked to you about that.
570
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,554
But instead I became...
571
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,278
Weird,
572
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,629
I really did.
573
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,429
But the way things are now...
574
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:48,997
I'm not exactly sure how to behave
in order not to be like that, but...
575
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,114
Being like this
isn't working for me either.
576
01:09:55,960 --> 01:10:01,751
And it definitely isn't working
for me if it isn't working for you.
577
01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:23,151
I like you better when you talk
than when you point.
578
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,757
I can understand that.
579
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,437
~The tub's probably full now.
-Go take that bath.
580
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,512
Tone?
581
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,916
Your magazine.
582
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,832
Hi.
583
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,318
Hi.
584
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,834
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