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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:03,604 Previously on MacGyver... 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,506 No one's ever survived me before. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:06,616 I still don't know your name. 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,177 I've always been partial to Murdoc. 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:12,113 I know everything there is to know about you, Daniel. 6 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,083 But what you don't know is that I wanted to be caught. 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,393 WOMAN: If anyone is getting this, 8 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,285 we need help. 9 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,253 Looks like Ebola. Is it something new? 10 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:21,122 THORNTON: Try something old. 30,000 years old. 11 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:24,425 We believe this virus is the biological weapon. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,603 MacGYVER: Stopping the bomb is out of the question. JACK: Then get the virus 13 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,795 and get out of there! 14 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:38,139 (man singing call to prayer) 15 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,750 (muffled grunting) JACK: ♪ Now, when he was a young man ♪ 16 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,752 ♪ He never thought he'd see 17 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,256 ♪ People stand in line to see the boy king ♪ 18 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,657 ♪ King Tut 19 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,327 (hums) ♪ How'd you get so funky? 20 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,729 ♪ Funky Tut (hums) 21 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,398 ♪ Did you do the monkey? 22 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,234 ♪ Born in Arizona 23 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,568 ♪ Moved to Babylonia 24 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,170 ♪ King Tut 25 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,105 (grunts) You done? 26 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,374 Yeah. That's... I-I don't know the rest of the words. 27 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,244 I do know he had a condo made of stone-a. 28 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,379 Focus, Jack. We need to find this thing, all right? 29 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,689 So, I don't get it. What's the deal 30 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,681 with all the cats? 31 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,117 Cats were known as Mau, 32 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:26,287 and they were sacred in ancient Egyptian civilizations. 33 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,656 Some were known as gods and goddesses, actually. 34 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,724 One good dog would've taken care of all that. 35 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,260 Anubis there, he was part dog. 36 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,228 Really? That's one ugly mutt. 37 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,532 (creaking) 38 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,302 Oh. (Chuckles) 39 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,306 Mac, my mummy thinks you're hot. 40 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,274 Stop it. 41 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:47,408 It's 3,000 years old. 42 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,744 Oh, so what? Mummy, can my friend come over for dinner? 43 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,713 Put it back. 44 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,458 Okay, fine. I'm glad you can find the humor in this. 45 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,160 Like being on a mission with an eight-year-old. 46 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,694 Well, of course I'm gonna find the humor in it, bro. 47 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,388 What, would you rather me be curled up in the corner 48 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,199 in the fetal position, soiling my adult diapers? 49 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,857 Now, wait a second. Mac, Mac. 50 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,526 Don't-don't touch this one, okay? 51 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,695 It looks like the Ark of the Covenant. (sighs) 52 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:11,599 No, s-seriously, I don't want my face to melt off. 53 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,335 Look away. Okay, it's your funeral. 54 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,339 No, it's all our funerals. 55 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,176 Oh, Yahtzee. 56 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,312 Dirty bomb. Just like Thornton said. 57 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,680 (phone ringing) 58 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,616 It's fine. 59 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,284 It's Bozer. 60 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,495 That's, like, the fifth time he's called. I know. 61 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,487 Well, answer it. It might be important. 62 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,955 And this isn't? 63 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,725 You might be right. It's a... it's a video call. 64 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,793 I got to go find a background that doesn't look 65 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,496 like I'm inside of a... well, wherever we are. 66 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,233 This better be important. 67 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,736 Hey, man. BOZER: Hey. 68 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,347 About time you picked up. You have any idea 69 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,273 how late I am for work? Any chance that, 70 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,717 uh, this can wait and I can call you back? 71 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,519 You forgetting something? MacGYVER: Boze, I'm, uh... 72 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,578 I'm busy right now. Man, so am I, man. 73 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,780 And it was your turn to buy the Honey Nut Cheerios. 74 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,349 Oh, yeah. 75 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:03,351 I, um... I forgot to do that. 76 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,886 I'm-I'm sorry. I'll do that as soon as I get back 77 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,687 from Cleveland. 78 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,522 Just give me your Amazon password 79 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,758 and I'll order more. I also need to order some meats 80 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,293 and cheeses... (vehicles approaching) 81 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:14,328 Cut it off, man. Farhad's men found us. 82 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:14,995 (men shouting in distance) 83 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,564 What? How? 84 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,941 I don't know. They must've tracked your cell phone. 85 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,634 I thought Nikki was blocking our signal. 86 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,845 Well, you thought wrong. And I'm hiding. 87 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:22,909 I suggest you do the same. 88 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:23,737 Hey, Bozer, I'm gonna call you back. 89 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,707 (men shouting in foreign language) 90 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,213 (shouting in foreign language) 91 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,356 (shouting in foreign language) 92 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:45,659 (speaks foreign language) 93 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:51,964 (speaks foreign language) 94 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,503 MacGYVER: I wouldn't do that if I were you! 95 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,405 (steady beeping) 96 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,675 You got two options, Farhad. 97 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,312 One, leave. 98 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:07,715 Or, two... we all die. 99 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,552 (chuckling) 100 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,555 Thank you, MacGyver. 101 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,424 You just did our job for us. 102 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,061 Our plan was always to detonate the bomb here in Cairo. 103 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,364 All you've done is accelerate our clock. 104 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,367 Unfortunately, you won't be alive to see the thousands 105 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,336 of people you've killed with that bluff. 106 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,202 (gun clicks) 107 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:31,539 With all the people in the streets, 108 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:34,475 it'll have an even bigger impact than we could have imagined. 109 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:39,313 So perhaps this little uprising is good for something after all. 110 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,582 (beeping continues) 111 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,615 (groans) 112 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,788 ♪ 113 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,510 JACK: Yo, Mac! 114 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,513 Where you at? 115 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,517 There you are. 116 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,118 (chuckles) Look what I got us 117 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:22,523 to celebrate not getting shot, nuked, snake-bit, 118 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,526 or flambéed in that vortex of death, Cairo. 119 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,628 Your eighth favorite meal. 120 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:28,696 I'm not really hungry. 121 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,364 Don't worry about it. You will be 122 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,400 when you see the giant Egyptian pyramid of food 123 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,901 I'm about to throw at ya. 124 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:37,738 I got kebabs, koftas, pita, that-that garlic sauce 125 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,073 that gives you the bubble guts... You like that. 126 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,942 And, look, baba ghanoush. 127 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:46,046 Lots and lots of baba ghanoush. 128 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:48,115 That's... 129 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,650 Wh-Why are you not happy about this? 130 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,520 Remember this? 131 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,655 Is that the letter you sent to your old man? 132 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,123 Yeah. Never made it to him. 133 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,460 No way. Let me see that. 134 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,462 Looks like it's been 135 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,697 halfway around the world and back. Exactly. 136 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,133 So if that can't find him, I don't know how I'm going to. 137 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,936 Okay. If you really want to find him, I'll go with you. I'm down. 138 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,138 I mean, I'm the one who told you to write the letter 139 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,440 in the first place, right? 140 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,617 That's right. So let's just gobble 141 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:16,143 some ghanoush, start fresh tomorrow. (phone chimes) 142 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,511 What do you say? (phone chimes) 143 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,480 Oh, Matty needs us. 144 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,048 No, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no way. 145 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,050 No way, Mac. No, no. We have a rule now. 146 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,985 We-we made a pact, remember? 147 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,086 We have a job. 148 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,622 Not-not today we don't. 149 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,657 Not on Cairo Day. 150 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,625 364 days out of the year, 151 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:36,029 we work, but on one day, one day, we don't. 152 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,566 That day is today. And you know that. You know that, why? 153 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,034 Because it's bad luck. 154 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,538 Scientifically speaking, there's no such thing. 155 00:06:44,572 --> 00:06:45,572 As what? 156 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,686 Bad luck. Bad luck. Right. I agree with you. 157 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,455 We're not taking any missions today. Good idea. 158 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,980 (scoffs) 159 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,482 Oh, but it's not a mission. 160 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,215 Learn how to read. 161 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,216 I know how to... 162 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,585 I know how to read. 163 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,587 Then why the hell is she calling us in? 164 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,989 MATTY: I'd like you all to welcome 165 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,091 the newest member of our Phoenix team, 166 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,126 Dr. Milton Zito. 167 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,596 Dr. Zito is an expert in metamaterials. 168 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:09,663 He'll be working 169 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,532 on a research project in our lab. 170 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,399 What kind of research project? 171 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,333 That's classified. That's classified. 172 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,235 I look forward to working with all of you. 173 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,605 Especially you, Mr. MacGyver. 174 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,940 I've heard all about your unique abilities. 175 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,544 In an age of specialists, it's rare to meet a Renaissance man. 176 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,088 MacGYVER: Oh. Welcome to the Phoenix Foundation... 177 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,179 JACK: Jack Dalton. 178 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:28,215 I'm the guy who made the Kessel Run 179 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,950 in less than 12 parsecs. 180 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,586 You do know parsecs 181 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,688 are a measure of distance, not time? 182 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,990 Yeah, we keep telling him that. 183 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,635 Just like we keep telling him monster hologram chess 184 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,193 isn't a thing. JACK: Not yet, Bozer. 185 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,695 Not yet. Just because you wink 186 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,164 doesn't make it a thing. You did it again. 187 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,566 Now I'm uncomfortable. 188 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,067 Dr. Zito, please ignore Jack. 189 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,637 He's been... blown up a lot. 190 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:53,507 Bozer, would you please escort Dr. Zito to the lab 191 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,051 and make sure he has everything he needs? 192 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,510 You got it, boss. 193 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,589 And the vending machine on the third floor has 194 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,157 the best candy, but be careful up there. 195 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,016 Cal from Cryptography will talk your ear off. 196 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,118 There's nothing wrong with a little small talk. 197 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,620 Lab work can be lonely. 198 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,255 You're telling me. 199 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,923 Where did you study, by the way? 200 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,659 Stanford? Yale? 201 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,860 Harvard? I did a semester 202 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:16,664 at film school and a few weeks with a private acting coach. 203 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,233 Dr. Zito, I presume. 204 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:21,277 ZITO: (chuckles) Of course. 205 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:25,238 The artificial intelligence project you mentioned. 206 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,239 It's amazing. 207 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:27,307 It ain't Westworld, 208 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,577 but, uh, we do our best. 209 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,612 Sparky's great for kicking around ideas. 210 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,214 Like your idea to ask Lil out for sushi. 211 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,284 I've run the computations and your success rate would be... 212 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,786 Oh, hey, man. Let's, uh... 213 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,329 let's keep that one between us, all right? 214 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,822 He knows everything on Wikipedia, 215 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,299 but we're still working on boundaries. 216 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,593 15%. 217 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,661 I'm afraid you'll be dining alone. 218 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,632 But the one thing you don't know, 219 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,635 Matilda Webber, 220 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,937 is that I wanted to be caught. 221 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,205 (monitor beeps) 222 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,608 So after a week of interrogation, 223 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:04,277 we still have no idea what this guy does for The Organization. 224 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,780 Or what the hell that means. MacGYVER: Well, the fact that 225 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,157 he's not talking suggests he's still loyal to... 226 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,651 Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you both right there. 227 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,518 'Cause what's happening right now 228 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,587 sounds like the start of a mission. 229 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:14,831 And you don't know this, Matty, 230 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,157 'cause you're new, so I'll fill you in, 231 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,626 but today... Is the anniversary 232 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:21,061 of the disastrous mission in Cairo, 233 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,029 and you're superstitious 234 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,296 about working. 235 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,198 Yes. Just suck it up. 236 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,934 Put your big boy pants on. Okay. 237 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,201 We have a lot of work to do. 238 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,102 ANDIE: Director Webber, 239 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,738 I have a Detective Molina on the phone 240 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,739 from New York City. 241 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,240 Put him on speaker. 242 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,642 (tablet beeps) 243 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,076 Detective, how can I help you? 244 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,812 Ms. Webber, I'm reaching out regarding a homicide case 245 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:39,647 I caught last night. 246 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,615 The victim had your name and number 247 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,292 in his recent calls, which is why I'm contacting you. 248 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,752 Ooh, very bad luck. 249 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,187 It's very impressive. 250 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,189 BOZER: It's a new polymer I've been working on. 251 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,024 Moves like real skin. 252 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,960 It's incredibly lifelike, Wilt. 253 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,762 Yeah. It looks great. 254 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,930 Now I just need to make it waterproof. 255 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,031 Colleague of mine told me 256 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,505 you were very skilled at prosthetics. 257 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,039 What are you? 258 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,141 MOLINA: And when we searched his e-mails, we found 259 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,953 a one-way plane ticket. He was supposed to fly 260 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,679 to Los Angeles last night. 261 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,080 What was the victim's name? 262 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,782 Uh, Dr. Milton Zito. 263 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,949 Go. 264 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,755 What'd I tell you, man?! It's Cairo Day! 265 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:24,825 ROBOT: Medical attention needed. Medical attention needed. 266 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,861 Medical attention needed. (Bozer gasping) 267 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:31,098 Medical attention needed. Medical attention needed. 268 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,701 Hey, slow your breathing down, if you can. I know it's hard. 269 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,203 (gasping) 270 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,106 Hang on, buddy. Hang on. Zito. 271 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,213 Oh, my God, Bozer. How's he doing? 272 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,115 MacGYVER: Not great. Good news is, 273 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:48,982 I think the knife missed 274 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,159 his vital organs; but the bad news is, 275 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,719 if I don't seal this wound 276 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,929 right now, he's gonna bleed out. 277 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,254 Now, Riley, I need your help. 278 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,890 Push hard on this. Harder than you'd think, okay? 279 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,091 Okay. Find Zito. 280 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,760 Yeah, I'm on it. 281 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,270 Yeah, it's Jack Dalton. We have a hostile on site. 282 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,305 Shut the building down right now. 283 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,364 I want every available operative 284 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,099 to meet me in the Tac room, right now. 285 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,769 I'll find him. 286 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,071 MATTY: Riley, come with me. I don't want to leave him. 287 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,206 BOZER: Riley. 288 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,009 Go get that son of a bitch. 289 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,344 Go. 290 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,985 Hey, Mac. Yeah? 291 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,220 You see that? See what? 292 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,322 What she did with my hand. 293 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,858 She was holding it. 294 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,126 Please don't let me die before I get to kiss her. 295 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,395 (screams) Sorry, sorry. 296 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,463 I know, buddy. 297 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,099 JACK: Okay, gentlemen. 298 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,101 This is a hard target search. 299 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,803 Every floor, every office. 300 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,738 As of this moment, everyone in this room 301 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,807 has a blind security clearance. 302 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,375 This target could be anywhere. 303 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,209 Because he was wearing a mask, 304 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,311 we don't know what he looks like. 305 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,947 But we do know that attacking Wilt Bozer 306 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,917 was not his end game, he was just the obstacle. 307 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,919 So whatever this guy has planned, 308 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,755 it ends right here, right now. 309 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,992 Mac, I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 310 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,094 Some days, this job sucks. 311 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,329 This is one of those days. 312 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,365 I never got stabbed flipping burgers. 313 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,067 Having second thoughts? 314 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,268 What do you think? 315 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,304 You know I trust you, Mac, 316 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,514 but have you ever done this before? 317 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,940 Not even once, pal. 318 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,773 But I have no choice; I got to seal the wound. 319 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,945 And you're using what, exactly? 320 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,815 Uh, Polyol and diisocyanates. 321 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,050 Army medics are working on this 322 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,251 for the battlefield. 323 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,454 When the two chemicals get inside the wound, they harden. 324 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,823 It's fascinating. N-Never mind. 325 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,257 Just-just do it. Sorry. 326 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,392 ROBOT: Very impressive, Mr. MacGyver. 327 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,530 BOZER: You're such a kiss-ass. 328 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,332 Okay, uh... 329 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,300 Sorry. 330 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,902 (groaning) All right, man. 331 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,974 Heads up, this is gonna hurt. 332 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,143 A lot. 333 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:56,944 (device whirring) 334 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,311 ROBOT: Happy thoughts, Mr. Bozer. 335 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,313 (groaning) 336 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,982 (gasping, grunting) 337 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,355 It's working. 338 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,422 (gasping) 339 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,327 Please tell me that turned me into Iron Man. 340 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:16,296 Just got to find a way to... get you up, 341 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,297 get you out of here. Right, got it. 342 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,167 I'll wait while you make a teleportation machine. 343 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,902 (MacGyver chuckles) ROBOT: Might I suggest 344 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,271 using one of the rolling tables as a gurney? 345 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,450 Think Sparky's gunning for your job. 346 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,376 It's not a bad idea. 347 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,213 JACK: Basement level two clear. 348 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,486 Moving down to three. Uh, Matty? 349 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,917 Someone just opened the holding door 350 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,051 in the interrogation wing. 351 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,354 Jack, you got any men on that floor? 352 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,123 Negative. 353 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,224 Zito. 354 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,494 I think I know where he's headed. 355 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,862 (keypad beeps, lock clicks) 356 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,206 They said you'd be punctual. They were right. 357 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,375 You ready to do your thing? 358 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,610 Always. 359 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,653 You know how to get there? 360 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,980 Of course. They were kind enough to give me a tour. 361 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,953 Just lost cameras in interrogation. 362 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,154 Jack, get down there now. 363 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,491 Check the room. 364 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,065 Uh, we've got an agent down. 365 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,069 And no sign of Dr. Zito or Mr. Organization. 366 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,180 Well, I guess now we know why he wanted to get caught. 367 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,073 He had to be inside the building. 368 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,374 These two are working together. 369 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,375 Question is: why? 370 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,310 I don't know, and I don't care. 371 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,079 But I think I did just figure out a way 372 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,014 to I.D. the S.O.B. Riley? 373 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,048 (camera clicks) Incoming. 374 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,021 Okay. 375 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,491 The fake Dr. Zito is actually Jason Tennant... 376 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,392 Former SAS, 377 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,494 '93 to '98. 378 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,972 Left to join a private military company, 379 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,197 did some work as a mercenary. 380 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,631 Eventually caught running guns 381 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,533 in Somalia and was thrown in a hole there 382 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,469 until the U.S. extradited him in '02. 383 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,904 And he spent the last 15 years locked away here. 384 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,342 That's where we keep... Yeah. 385 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,244 And their cells were right next to each other. 386 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,255 Matilda. Riley. 387 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,992 Such a pleasure to see you both. 388 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,094 Though I wasn't expecting your call 389 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,304 for at least another 15 minutes. 390 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,164 Then your plan is falling apart ahead of schedule, Murdoc. 391 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,699 What the hell is going on? 392 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,168 Oh, just... 393 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:38,371 picking up where things left off in that junkyard. 394 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,574 See, I was hoping to fulfill my dream 395 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:47,180 of murdering every last one of you Phoenix agents personally. 396 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,515 Then it dawned on me, 397 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,551 I'm probably never going to get out of here. 398 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,553 So, I got to chitchatting with my neighbor Jason 399 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,488 in the next cell over, told him all about you. 400 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,990 RILEY: So you expect us to believe 401 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,334 you just whispered in some dude's ear 402 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,692 and he agreed to take on 403 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,128 all of Phoenix? 404 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,464 Oh, it took more than whispers, Riley. 405 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,466 See, I agreed to pay him 406 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,770 $30 million and to teach him everything that I know. 407 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,141 He agreed to corpse-ify all of you. 408 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,308 See, what I taught MacGyver, 409 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,311 ooh, that was just the tip of the iceberg. 410 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,713 What I taught my one-time neighbor... 411 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,784 well, let's just say I gave him a PhD... 412 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,453 in homicide. 413 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,288 (grunting) 414 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,432 MATTY: Okay, while that's a cute story, 415 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,168 Murdoc, it has some holes. 416 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,369 If Zito just wants us dead, 417 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,138 why did he release the man who worked for The Organization? 418 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,582 Whoa. Whoa. Someone's in our network. 419 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,141 They're taking over the entire... 420 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,577 (alarm blaring) 421 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,212 (Bozer groaning) 422 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,280 (alarm ringing) 423 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,116 (alarm blaring) 424 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,221 Can you stop them? 425 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,398 I'm trying. Look, they just put 426 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,390 the building in full breach protocol. 427 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,592 All exits are sealed and I can't access anything. 428 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,330 They're in control of the Phoenix now. 429 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,513 MATTY: Post guards at every stairwell. 430 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,681 I want six four-men tac teams 431 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,715 clearing the building from the top down. 432 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,707 Where's Mac? 433 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,109 He took Bozer to the loading dock 434 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,210 to hand him off to EMS, 435 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,178 but that's before this all happened. 436 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,146 Can you find him on any of our cameras? 437 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,390 I can't even access our cameras. 438 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,457 I'm locked out of everything. 439 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,416 MATTY: Riley, I need my Batcave back. 440 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,751 How long before that can happen? I don't know. 441 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,486 Dude from The Organization is good. 442 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,830 He didn't just change our passwords, 443 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,265 he reconfigured the whole damn system. 444 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,357 The only way to do 445 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,701 this kind of damage is to hard-wire 446 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,868 into our data center on level four. 447 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,595 If you want me to fix this, that's where I need to be. 448 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,989 Then let's get you there. Let's go. 449 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,707 Mac. 450 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,642 Yeah? 451 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,711 I don't want to die. 452 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,080 You're not gonna die, Boze. I'm gonna get you out of here. 453 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,117 (grunting) 454 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,153 (doors creaking) 455 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,335 (keypad beeping) 456 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,604 We don't have all day. Just boopidee-boop the thing. 457 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,549 Yeah, if I could boopidee-boop it, we wouldn't be standing here 458 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,284 talking about how I could just boopidee-boop it. 459 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,510 Huh? What kind of twisted, circular logic is that, huh? 460 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,255 You trying to give me... no, you're giving me a headache. 461 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,513 Just do it. Look. 462 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,624 I need to be hardwired into the data center to fix this thing. 463 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,326 If they locked this door, they locked every other door 464 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,351 on the floor. 465 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,921 All right. 466 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,998 Let's head to the greenhouse. Come on. 467 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,325 What? The greenhouse? Yeah, yeah, the greenhouse. 468 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,336 Well, Jack is now the best time to get into horticulture? 469 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,771 First of all, there's no reason to talk me 470 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,173 with that kind of foul language, okay? 471 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,030 Respect your elders. Second of all, 472 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,141 if it was Mac's idea to go to greenhouse, 473 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,301 you'd be halfway there right now, and you know it. 474 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,303 Okay, yeah. But you are not Mac. 475 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,171 I know that. Thank you, Riley. 476 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,648 How do you think I came up with the greenhouse idea, huh? 477 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,341 All you got to do is think like that dork 478 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,343 and then mentally delete all the jibber-jabber. 479 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,378 Okay, fine, yeah. Got it. Let's go. Driving me nuts. 480 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,313 Sorry. 481 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,781 (groaning) 482 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,251 (gasping) 483 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,886 (panting) 484 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,890 (distorted, echoing): I'll be right back. 485 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,271 Okay, buddy, let's get you up in here. 486 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,308 So your plan is what? 487 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,510 Charm the killers who took over the Phoenix 488 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,511 with a bouquet of lovely flowers? 489 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,913 Ooh, that's a good idea, and would probably work, 490 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,484 but I just kind of figured we blow stuff up instead. 491 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,885 Huh? 492 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,663 Yeah, you said the data center's on the other side 493 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,256 of this wall, right? Yeah. 494 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,757 Well, I've seen Mac make enough bombs 495 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,261 that I'm... fairly confident I can get us through. 496 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,562 "Fairly confident"? 497 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,896 Yeah, Riley, relax. 498 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,299 Trust me, I got this. I just need some, uh... 499 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,500 MATTY: How is he? 500 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,403 Starting to think Dr. Zito 501 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,871 wasn't such a good hire. 502 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,874 Jack, please tell me you're in data by now. 503 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,453 We will be as soon as we're done making these fertilizer grenades 504 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,579 to blow a hole in the wall between the greenhouse 505 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,913 and the data center. 506 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,948 And before you ask why, Matty, 507 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,351 the magnetic doors are locked, it's the only way in. 508 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,552 Is that really gonna work? 509 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,289 I mean, it's almost exactly what I would do. 510 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:25,358 May I? Jack, you're gonna need more than just grenades 511 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,158 to get through that wall. 512 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,961 Okay, but it is a good idea, right? 513 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,964 Yeah, but, uh, we're gonna have to tweak it a little bit. 514 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,367 (mouthing) I'm only giving you partial credit. 515 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,611 You're gonna need to make a shaped charge, 516 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,705 so upend two of those metal tables that the plants are on 517 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,738 and place them in an "L" shape up against the wall. 518 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,277 And, uh, 519 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,578 use chains from the grow lights 520 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,647 to secure them in place. 521 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,719 Toss your incendiaries inside, and then, uh, light them up 522 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,820 and run like hell. 523 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,625 Are you sure that letting Jack play with explosives is really 524 00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,626 the best idea? 525 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,793 Good point. 526 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,330 Hey, Jack, do not blow up anything until I get there. 527 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,364 I'm coming to help. 528 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,866 Bozer, 529 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,369 if you die, 530 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,503 you're fired. 531 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:11,871 Yes, ma'am. 532 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,677 (grunting) 533 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,690 (laughs) 534 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,533 Are you sure this is far enough? 535 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,877 We're about to find that out, aren't we? 536 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,371 Okay, well, don't you think we should wait on Mac? 537 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,539 We're kind of on the clock here, Riles. Don't worry. 538 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,375 Jack-Gyver's got it all figured out. 539 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,642 What? 540 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,953 All you did was follow Mac's instructions. 541 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,657 And don't ever say "Jack-Gyver..." (grunts) 542 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,490 Okay, let's go, let's go. 543 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,558 Try not to hit the servers, all right? 544 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,035 They're kind of important. Yeah, noted. 545 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,495 Okay, do your thing. Do your thing. 546 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,829 I'll go find The Client. 547 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,703 (both grunting) 548 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,856 A marker? 549 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,859 I'm disappointed, MacGyver. 550 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,828 Murdoc spent hours telling me everything 551 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,996 about you and your impressive skills, 552 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,532 and you're fighting me... (gasps) 553 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,933 (screams) How 'bout now? 554 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,506 Impressed yet? 555 00:22:56,843 --> 00:23:00,447 (alarm sounding) 556 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,510 (screams) 557 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,991 (yells) 558 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:12,251 Murdoc didn't just tell me your strengths. 559 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:16,656 He also taught me your weaknesses. 560 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:20,493 By the way, how is dear old Dad? 561 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,599 (gunshot) 562 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,001 JACK: Riley! 563 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,073 JACK: Riley! 564 00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,474 MacGYVER: Riley. 565 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,546 Hey, are you okay? Are you hurt? 566 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,717 Riley, are you okay? 567 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,553 Huh? You all right? 568 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,588 Hey, talk to me. Talk to me. 569 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,690 Yeah, we... 570 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,525 we were fighting for the gun. The gun. 571 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,770 Yeah, yeah, no, we get it. You did what you had to do. Just... 572 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:55,862 It's okay. 573 00:24:57,764 --> 00:24:58,931 It's okay. Give it up. 574 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,633 All right? 575 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,168 Now give it to me. 576 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:10,743 I got to get back to work. 577 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,561 (shell casing clatters on floor) 578 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:20,553 Um, how much time do you need? 579 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:24,757 Um, it'll take days... 580 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:27,026 to get the whole system back. 581 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,728 But I think I got us our eyes. 582 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,563 Good. 583 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:32,098 All we got to do now is find Dr. Zito. 584 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,000 And deal with them. 585 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:37,770 Great. 586 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,640 The Organization just sent an army. 587 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,775 Cairo Day, man. 588 00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:45,745 Always call in sick on Cairo Day, always. 589 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,353 I don't get it. 590 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,589 If the Organization sent Zito here for something, 591 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:57,824 why send all that backup? 592 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,892 We'll answer all those questions over a cold one, 593 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:02,194 if we're still alive, Riley, 594 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,296 but in the meantime, we just need to know 595 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,633 where the bad guys are. They're heading east. 596 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,668 Down the next hall on your right. 597 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,770 (door shuts) 598 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,219 Oh, great. Riley, any chance you can help us out with this? 599 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,146 No. The cameras are ours, 600 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,890 but I'm still locked out of everything else. 601 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,717 But they aren't. They're, um... they're... 602 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,624 "They're, um..." what, Riley? 603 00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:32,992 JACK: Are you okay? I'm fine. 604 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,927 Their inside man reconfigured our security codes 605 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,328 to work with their master key. 606 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:38,965 Well, can't you just make one? 607 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,833 No. Not yet. 608 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,902 And don't ask why, Jack. 609 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,212 You wouldn't understand my explanation. 610 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:45,705 No problemo, señorita. 611 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:49,008 I have my own master key right here... mi hermano. 612 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,943 What's the plan? It's gonna take too long 613 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,254 to make something to cut through this, so we got to go around. 614 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,080 Well, if we're gonna go around, 615 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,047 we're gonna have to move really fast. 616 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,983 Move very, very, fast? Yeah. 617 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,757 Uh, guys, looks like they're headed to level B9. 618 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,769 That's Cold Storage. RILEY: What's in Cold Storage? 619 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,436 MacGYVER: You know all the dangerous stuff we get on missions? 620 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,263 Well, that's where they put it. 621 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,234 (grunts) 622 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,036 You know, when I woke up this morning, 623 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,004 I planned on eating baba ghanoush, 624 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:19,806 not chasing a bunch of psychopaths around 625 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,974 with machine guns, dodging bullets. 626 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,743 I'm telling you, Mac, 627 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:26,879 never doubt the Cairo curse, my man, never! 628 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:28,815 Alliteration doesn't make it true, Jack. 629 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,025 Hey, the fact that this is all happening 630 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,289 is what makes it true, dum-dum. 631 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,169 What are you doing here? MATTY: Get to B9. 632 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:42,929 We got this. 633 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,339 Okay, come on. Wait, wait, wait. 634 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,141 I don't mean to tell you how to count, Mac, 635 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,976 but we're on B8, they're on level B9. 636 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,086 They're under... Yeah, I know. 637 00:27:58,110 --> 00:27:59,321 Even if we could make it through all the locked doors, 638 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,047 which we can't, 639 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,048 I don't like the odds of two against nine. 640 00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:03,082 That's why we're here. 641 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,485 What are you doing? 642 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,720 What are you doing? 643 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:10,489 I need... 644 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,093 a baseball-sized hole right there. 645 00:28:14,126 --> 00:28:16,295 Yeah, right there. Okay, but when Matty asks me 646 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,164 why there's a big-ass hole in her floor, 647 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,597 I'm gonna tell her it was your idea. 648 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,046 What is that, acid? 649 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,282 Are you gonna melt a hole in the floor, like Aliens? 650 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,050 Uh, no. I thought about that, 651 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,294 but it wouldn't work fast enough. 652 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:40,787 This is nitromethane, 653 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,154 that's ethylendiamine. 654 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:46,092 The, uh, Phoenix techs use this stuff to make 655 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:49,095 custom electronics. 656 00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,496 But when you mix a little of this 657 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:52,531 with a little of that, 658 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,802 you get a binary liquid explosive called PLX. 659 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,436 And when you put an explosive 660 00:28:57,469 --> 00:28:59,138 in a contained space, 661 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,240 say between two iron I-beams... 662 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,777 Ah, you get a badass bomb. 663 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,246 Put your foot down right there. 664 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,552 So, we're gonna light the fuse, 665 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,988 we're gonna run towards the explosion. 666 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:18,925 Run towards the explosion? Yeah. 667 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,568 This is exactly the kind of plan that made me 668 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,494 not want to come to work today. 669 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:26,065 We'll be fine, probably. 670 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,167 (Jack crying out) 671 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,178 Okay. Okay, Riley said 12, that's three. 672 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,823 Matty took out three, so we're looking at, uh... 673 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:42,190 Six. It's six, Jack. Not including Zito. 674 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,383 Technically, that's seven. 675 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,192 Glad to see you're still alive, Bozer. 676 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:57,830 Just... following orders, boss. 677 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,300 Carter, gather all non-combat personnel 678 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,869 and get them on this level now. 679 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,503 Yes, ma'am. Riley, 680 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,206 any luck finding the good doctor? 681 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:11,010 Nope. I got facial recognition running on every camera feed. 682 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,412 Good news is I got full facility control. 683 00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:16,115 MATTY: Good. Keep us on lockdown. 684 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,429 Zito's got to be here somewhere. He didn't just disappear. 685 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,156 (weakly): Mask... 686 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:27,894 Missing... mask. 687 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,495 Mask... MATTY: Take care of it. 688 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,599 (indistinct chatter) 689 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:03,741 Jack, they're stealing the virus! 690 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,133 The vir virus? 691 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,244 The one that got you shot and almost took out San Fran? 692 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:11,370 They're stealing it back. 693 00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:24,050 (alarm bell ringing) 694 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,351 (gasping) 695 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:27,319 Bozer? 696 00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:29,255 Bozer! 697 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,304 (keypad beeps) 698 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,276 Here we go again. 699 00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,659 Bozer, what are you doing? (alarm bell ringing) 700 00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,018 BOZER (weakly): Zito... 701 00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:07,193 (screaming) Everybody get down! 702 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,296 (grunting) 703 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,112 (gunshots) 704 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,616 (tank hissing) 705 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:36,688 OPERATIVE: Let's go. 706 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,724 (tank hissing) 707 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,262 Riley, seal that door! 708 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,363 Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it. 709 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:52,504 (woman whimpering) 710 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,241 I will kill her. 711 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,509 (woman whimpers) 712 00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:03,049 (groaning) 713 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,392 Put the virus down, 714 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:16,128 or I cut this, 715 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:19,331 and the coolant hits the O2. 716 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,710 I'll save you the stoichiometry, but, basically, 717 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,470 the whole room's gonna go up in flames. 718 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,604 Okay? 719 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:27,306 Now, we have two options. 720 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:31,310 One... you leave, two... 721 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,444 we all die. 722 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,480 MacGYVER: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 723 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,649 If that bluff didn't work in Cairo, why's it gonna work now? 724 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:40,119 Truth is... I'm out of options. 725 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:44,223 And you know what they say... Second time's a charm. 726 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,392 Or is that the third? 727 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,828 I take it. 728 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,264 Murdoc's lessons didn't include logic. 729 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,433 You kill her, you die. 730 00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:58,104 You've suffered heavy losses already, Director Webber. 731 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,472 I doubt if you'll... 732 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,174 (Zito shouts, woman screams) 733 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,813 You were saying? 734 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,715 (sighs) 735 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,385 You're bluffing. 736 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,386 Honestly, man, I don't even know 737 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,588 if I'm bluffing right now, but I do know that 738 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,662 I'm not letting you leave this room with that virus. 739 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,831 So it really is Cairo all over again. 740 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:33,405 (whooshing, explosion) 741 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:39,311 (groaning) 742 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,290 (grunts) 743 00:34:51,323 --> 00:34:52,791 (explosion) JACK: Come on! 744 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:54,560 Get down! 745 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:58,564 (groaning) 746 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,500 Damn, Mac, what was the plan if you couldn't break the glass? 747 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,868 Plan? What plan? 748 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,537 (laughs) Figures. Come on. 749 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,648 MATTY: communications restored 750 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:07,915 and I want agents sweeping the building. 751 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,508 I want techs sweeping our network. 752 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,842 I need a full inventory. 753 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:13,679 If something was lost, stolen, damaged, 754 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:16,448 or even slightly disrespected, I need to know about it. 755 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,642 This building is a crime scene. Everything is evidence. 756 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,621 How you feeling, bud? 757 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,723 Sliced and diced. 758 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:27,293 And bummed I had to destroy my best mask. 759 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,394 Hey. 760 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:29,795 Hey, we agreed... No more talking. 761 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:32,531 All right? EMTs are waiting outside. 762 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,899 Whoa. 763 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,536 Are you okay? 764 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,472 Yeah, that's not mine. 765 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,544 Hey, guys. 766 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:49,581 Oh, um, sorry I blew up half the building. 767 00:35:49,615 --> 00:35:51,483 Eh, I've always been more 768 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:53,719 of a building-half-standing kind of gal. 769 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:56,922 I'm really proud of the two of you. 770 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:59,425 You saved a lot of lives today. 771 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,493 Always knew you were a big softie. 772 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:04,496 Hit me with a squeeze. No hugs, Dalton, okay? 773 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,632 Go get yourself checked out by medical, 774 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,334 and then get your butts back up here. 775 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,768 Oh, and bring a mop. 776 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,937 (scoffs) 777 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,839 Don't look at me. Dude... 778 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,374 (sighs) 779 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:16,642 What? Come on! 780 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:37,529 MacGYVER: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 781 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,498 This is insane. 782 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,633 But I should have done this in the first place. 783 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,336 That prehistoric virus I stole eight months ago 784 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,538 in Lake Como doesn't belong to the Phoenix Foundation, 785 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,607 or to anyone, for that matter. 786 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,878 It belongs to history, and I'm going to send it back. 787 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,493 WOMAN (over P.A. system): Dr. Ramirez to the ICU. 788 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:09,495 Dr. Ramirez to the ICU. (sniffs) 789 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,530 (quiet rhythmic beeping) 790 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:19,571 Hey. 791 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,640 How you feeling? 792 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:25,677 Like I never want to move again. 793 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:28,580 You been here long? 794 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,582 Few days. 795 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:34,653 Jack came by yesterday, brought this. 796 00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:35,687 (laughs) 797 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:38,357 Oh, and you just missed Mac. 798 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,991 He brought flowers. 799 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,561 Never was much of a green thumb, but 800 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,363 damn if he can't teach Martha Stewart 801 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,698 a thing or two about duct tape. 802 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:50,736 You look way better. 803 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,738 Doctors were 804 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:55,674 impressed you survived after so much blood loss. 805 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,576 Yeah, I've always been a great bleeder. 806 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,712 Besides... 807 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:04,716 I had a lot of reasons to stick around. 808 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,718 For my family, 809 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,755 my friends. 810 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:19,531 So much has happened in these last eight months. 811 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,769 You ever wish you could go back 812 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,372 to before you knew? 813 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,707 Nah. 814 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:33,445 Ignorance is safer... 815 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,681 but it isn't bliss. 816 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:38,793 I wouldn't change what's happened 817 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,353 for anything in the world. 818 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,794 (groans) 819 00:38:58,804 --> 00:39:01,673 So... your fake Zito's in jail. 820 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,442 His partner's in the ground. 821 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,877 I've got a dozen Organization operatives to interrogate, 822 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,079 and my team is still alive. 823 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:10,816 Guess your plan was kind of an epic fail, huh? 824 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:14,720 I keep this tally in my head 825 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,689 of all the people I plan to kill. 826 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:20,959 And the deaths get more gruesome and elaborate 827 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:24,162 the higher you climb the list. 828 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,735 And you, Matilda Webber, have just made... the top. 829 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,604 (Matty laughs) 830 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:33,905 Oh, Murdoc. 831 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:37,075 I'm gonna miss our little chats. 832 00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:40,846 It's such a shame that I can't do anything more to punish you, 833 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,683 but you're already in prison for life. 834 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,852 Oh. 835 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,588 I guess I could 836 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:51,723 take away the last vestige of the outside world 837 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,759 that you have in your possession... 838 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:56,462 Your one and only personal item... 839 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:59,164 This copy of Paradise Lost. 840 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:01,900 Effective immediately, Murdoc, 841 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,169 all of your privileges have been revoked. 842 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,806 Enjoy the rest of your life. 843 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:09,841 You're looking at it. 844 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,617 (engine revving) 845 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,652 (horn honks) 846 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,788 (laughs) 847 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,456 (tires squeak) Yes, yes! 848 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:26,458 What up, braniac? 849 00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:28,794 What up? 850 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,629 Bozer was right. Huh? 851 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,797 Sparky's gunning for my job. 852 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:32,964 (whirring) 853 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,701 Uh, no, man. Nobody wants your job. 854 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:36,968 It-it kind of sucks. 855 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:39,905 I'm just robot-sitting for Bozer while he's on the mend. Yeah. 856 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,207 We just got back. Where you off to now? 857 00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:47,546 Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna go find my dad. 858 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:51,750 Sounds good, I got nothing going on anyway. 859 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:52,618 Here, give me this. 860 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,720 Not taking no for an answer, I'll drive. 861 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,221 Get in the backseat, Tin Man. 862 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:58,890 You are aware I cannot yet walk. 863 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,258 You can take shotgun. 864 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,927 You sure you want to take him? 865 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,662 Well, Sparky deserves a good road trip. 866 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,731 I mean, he did save Bozer's life, 867 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,866 with that annoying call for help. 868 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:08,667 Besides, this whip doesn't have a GPS, 869 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,902 and Robocop's pretty good at poker. 870 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,838 For when we want to hit Vegas. (clicks tongue) 871 00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,506 Vegas is not on the way. 872 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,074 Vegas is always on the way, dude. 873 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,944 (sighs) 874 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,079 What kind of road trip doesn't involve Vegas? 875 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,180 You might want to consider 876 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,882 fastening your seatbelt, MacGyver. 877 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:25,584 Safety belts reduce the risk 878 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:28,186 of fatal injury to rear occupants by 45%. 879 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:29,931 There is an on/off switch on this thing, right? 880 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:30,689 Oh, yeah. 881 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:33,525 Viva Las Vegas. Here we come. 882 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:54,112 Murdoc, get up. 883 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,081 I said, get up. 884 00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:00,686 I need medical in the isolation wing. 885 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,021 It's Murdoc. Open up. 886 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:19,905 Shh. 887 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,641 (choking) 888 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:35,687 Captioning sponsored by CBS. 889 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:38,724 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 63292

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