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Yes? - Sorry to disturb you.
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Am I speaking to the switchboard
of the illustrious company...
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- ..ltalpetrolcemetermo
textilfarmometalchemicals? - Yes.
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My name is Mrs Fantozzi Pina...
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..the wife of accountant
Fantozzi Ugo, an employee of yours.
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No phone calls allowed
except for notifications of death.
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Wait, I would humbly like
to remark,...
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..that I haven't had any news
of my husband for the last 18 days.
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I'm sorry to disturb you,
but I'm starting to get worried.
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Hold on.
- Thank you, miss.
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That's very kind of you.
They will find out about daddy.
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Is a certain accountant Fantozzi
part of our staff?
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I can look at the personnel office.
Fabriani, Facchetti...
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...Falabrino, Zarotti, Battifer,
who messed up the files?
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General Archives here:
found! ID 7820l8-a.
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Janitor? We need the master key!
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That's his punch card,
only the entrance is clocked in.
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Notify the office
of lost employees.
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What was behind this wall?
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The old toilets. They walled them up
20 days ago.
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Break through this wall.
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- Come on, help him!
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- Perfect,
just a slight appetite.
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Bravo!
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7 C.
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Miss.
Ok, 13 M.
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- Water, miss.
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- Miss Silvani, I'm back.
- Yes, I know.
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- Accountant, I'm back.
- A 6. - Hit.
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- Yes.
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P 1 2
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- Ouch!
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Good morning, Miss Silvani.
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- Ouch!
- Not at all.
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Since you already have so many files,
why don't you take mine too?
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- It's my pleasure.
- Thanks.
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In order to stamp his punch card
exactly at 8:30
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Fantozzi used to wake up at 06:15.
That was 16 years ago.
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Today, after many experiments
and improvements,...
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he wakes up at 07: 51
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stretching the limits of human possibilities.
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Everything is calculated
in split seconds:
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5 seconds to come to.
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4 seconds to bear his wife's appearance...
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...over 6 seconds to ask himself,
as usual, and with no answer,...
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...why he married that
domesticated creature in the first place
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3 seconds to drink his wife's
abominable coffee
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... at 3000 degrees Fahrenheit.
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8 to 10 seconds to
cool off his burning tongue.
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2 1/2 seconds to kiss
his daughter Mariangela.
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Simultaneous combing
and latte-drinking
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Brushing teeth with mint toothpaste
and coffee flavor,...
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...causing a physiological response
requiring another 6 seconds European time.
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...3, 2, 1!
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Now 3 minutes to get dressed,...
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...and run to the bus stop
for the 08:01.
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Barring unforeseen consequences.
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Switch!
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We'll never make it.
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- I'll catch the bus from above.
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- No! - No, daddy.
- Yes, I'll jump from the balcony.
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- I'll save 2 minutes.
- You never did it before, you're not ready!
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I've never done it,
but I've always dreamt of doing it.
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- He's catching the bus from above.
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- Come on, accountant!
- Thanks.
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Don't push!
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What are you doing?
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- No, not me!
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He was!
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Wait, I need to go to work,
I have to punch my card.
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- I'm late.
- Wait.
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- you must sign, it's your responsibility.
- No.
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I'll sign with my blood. Goodbye.
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- Come on, Fantozzi, you can make it!
- Come on. - You've arrived.
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Once more, Fantozzi!
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Come on, last effort.
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Don't help him or he'll be disqualified.
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- Get up, you'll make it!
- Don't give up.
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- You're almost there.
- Come on! - Come on, Fantozzi.
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Just 100 meters
and you're there. Come on, Fantozzi.
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Come on, Fantozzi!
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Alи! Alи! Alи!
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The exit looked like the starting line
of the 100 meter Olympic championships.
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Miss Silvani was elected Miss 40th floor
for the second time.
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Fantozzi had been desperately
courting her for 7 years.
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- Nothing, I need a file.
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I would like to give you a dual color
band for your adding machine.
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I know they don't give them out here...
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How nice! Fantozzi,
you're an angel.
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Miss, I...
if it doesn't bother you...
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- Did you see the sun
shining... - Yes, nice.
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- I have an urgent file.
- I'll do that.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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During the funeral of the mother
of earl Lamberti,...
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...Mega-natural Managing Director,
deceased at 126 years of age.
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Fantozzi was in complete panic.
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Miss, may I come with you?
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Thanks, but I'll take the tram
with surveyor Carboni.
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- I insist!
- but I promised him!
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- I have a car.
- Yes.
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We should have talked about it today.
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I have a very important meeting.
Where are you going?
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- Please, miss. - Also the flowers.
Ouch! Open! - God!
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Do you want me to die? - My mistake.
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A bad mistake.
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Which one is yours
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- The hearse was better.
Let's go. - Please.
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My hand!
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Get on the other side.
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What's up?
All right, I got it.
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- No, just my finger got smashed.
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- Be careful I am closing.
- Wait, I'll do it.
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Excuse me, I slightly smashed...
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- It could have been worse.
- Much worse.
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See the countess?
Today we are alive, and tomorrow we are not.
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''Enjoy today, because you never
know about tomorrow''
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- Yes, something from my youth.
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What does it mean?
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Let's pick up the spring flowers
before the winter comes.
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- So...
- Go on.
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May I have the honor to invite you
for lunch at ''Gigi the fucker''?
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- It's a bit late...
- You're busy.
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- Ok... I accept.
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- Ouch!
- You assholes.
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- Get out, you turd.
- Show them who you are!
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!
- Me! Me!
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- Mind what you say!
- Do something. - Just a moment.
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- Punch them.
- Say it again, if you have the guts.
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If you dare to shout I...
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What's up?
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- I think everything is clear,
I would like to go.
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My hand! My hand, my hand!
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What do you want now?
It's all the lady's fault!
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That stupid lady's fault!
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You are disgusting.
Treating a woman that way.
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You know that was just a trick
in order to avoid...
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..a rough fight.
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- Thank you.
Miss?
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Miss, what are you doing?
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- I'm not hungry anymore.
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I booked.
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Excuse me
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- Yes, one moment.
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I just wanted to tell you that
you are the most important woman...
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- ...and the most beautiful I have ever...
- Oh, Ugo.
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Damn...
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Good morning.
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- Damn. - Good morning.
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- Good morning, director. Sure.
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One moment...
Here it is, my last one.
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I tried before and
it doesn't work.
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In every social circle,
there's always a certain person...
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...who organizes the
recreational events.
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In Fantozzi's society
this was Filini.
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New year's eve dinner,
Mario Canello orchestra,
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...Filini organization.
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Participation is mandatory.
It only costs 5000 liras.
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- I don't know... - I've already
signed you up, and your wife too.
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- and also the monkey... Albertina...
- Mariangela. my daughter.
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Yeah, sure, she doesn't need to pay.
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Fantozzi had never been able to escape
From Filini's abominable initiatives...
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...starting from the yearly football
match between bachelors and married employees.
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It takes place on the most devastated
field on the outskirts of town.
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The teams always play
very badly because of:...
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...desertions, forbidding from
mothers, spouses and house doctors.
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- Heads.
- Tails.
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- Stop.
- There it is.
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- Here. - No, that's a pebble.
- Don't stir up the water. - Carefully.
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- Careful. - Under there.
- Give it to me.
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- No, in the water.
- Take it out.
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- Quickly.
- Pass the ball.
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- Stop him! - To the right.
- Don't push. - Careful!
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- Goal!
- I scored!
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- I scored! - Bravo!
- We are great.
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- Braggart.
That's a penalty!
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- Come on, kick it.
- One moment.
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- Careful.
- Come on. - I'm going.
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The goal scorer,
who is he?
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- Referee, it bounced twice.
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- Mind the accountant!
- Stop him! - Push him!
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- Run!
- Stop him!
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- Bravo! - I kicked it!
- Everybody there!
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- Watch the shot!
- Look out!
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See what you did?!
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- Pass the ball. - Don't dribble.
- Don't hold onto the ball.
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- Careful...
- Corner! - Corner.
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- Let me kick it! - Hurry up.
- Here, this is the right spot. - Yes.
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- Spin.
- Kick it.
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It's mine! Mine!
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- He kicked it.
- Yeah.
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- but I should've kicked it!
- I wanted to surprise them.
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Go! Go! Go!
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- Goal!
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Kick him out!
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- It wasn't my fault. - Twice,
first with the right foot and then with the head.
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- I understand that...
- I won't play anymore, go away!
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- Ball!
- Come on, accountant!
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- It's mine! Mine!
- Stop him!
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After 12 minutes
of the first half,...
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...the first symptoms
of a heart attack appear.
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Followed by the implacable
dark cloud of the employer...
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every employer has his own cloud.
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these evil clouds can stay away
over 14 months.
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But once they realize their
workers are on holiday,...
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...they will pour down tons
of thick cold rain.
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- Post!
- Stop! Stop!
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- Center!
- Try the breaststroke!
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I got it!
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- The ball.
- Kick it!
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Kick it! Kick it!
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That's too high!
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- I'll head it!
- Very sure...
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When Fantozzi sees Saint Peter
hovering over the goalpost...
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..it is a sign that the tragedy
is finally coming to an end.
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It doesn't bounce anymore.
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The match is suspended!
Everybody go home!
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Last year the married won
3 heart attacks versus 2 drownings.
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Fantozzi was Filini's
favorite victim.
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Once he convinced him to buy
a boat in partnership.
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8 kilos of bills until 1984!
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Hunted by the usual cloud,
they left during a wonderful spring day.
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Look!
Our countryside is beautiful!
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- It's the doll's fault...
- Hands off!
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- Yes.
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- I'd drive more to the right.
Or, the left. - I can see clearly.
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- Stop. Stop!
What is it?
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What happened?
Arrest those rascals!
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I'm sorry,
Minister of Petroleum.
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- Both of you come out.
Come here. - I'm sorry.
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- Don't bother. - Accountant
Fantozzi? - Follow us.
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He was driving!
Fantozzi, tell him.
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I said that, but...
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A hundred lashes each.
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They didn't fine us.
We were lucky.
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Because of this humiliating hitch...
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...they arrived at the camping site
late that night.
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See how wonderful?
This is heaven.
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- Yes, ready!
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- I would say here.
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Be careful.
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Italians always noise!
Always sing, guitar and mandolin.
242
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,720
Silence!
"Here sleeping, we German!"
243
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:34,120
We German,
no Italian mandolin! - Shut up.
244
00:26:34,599 --> 00:26:39,640
- Stop the mandolin or they'll kick us out.
- Ok.
245
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:44,240
First, the stakes.
246
00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:46,640
- I'll take them.
- Good.
247
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,080
- Careful.
- Yes, careful.
248
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:07,200
- No, you hold the stake.
249
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:09,840
- Try to be careful.
- Don't worry.
250
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:10,240
Please, be careful.
Damn, that hurts.
251
00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:13,480
You almost smashed my hand.
Look here.
252
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,480
Once again, come on!
253
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,120
Ouch!
254
00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:23,560
God!
255
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,400
- You go.
256
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:36,160
- I would like to try.
- Sure, come on board.
257
00:29:38,599 --> 00:29:42,640
- You just have to pull the rope.
- Yes.
258
00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:51,720
- Everything looks OK. - Perfect.
- You go.
259
00:29:52,559 --> 00:29:54,560
It turned on!
260
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:08,160
- Yes.
I hate engines, I prefer sailing.
261
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:12,480
- But you were too stingy to buy
a sailboat! - Yes.
262
00:30:12,559 --> 00:30:16,800
We can make one, with the flag,
and the pole as a mast.
263
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,200
- Yes, completely.
264
00:30:23,599 --> 00:30:26,920
- Good, the wind is from the east.
- No, it's from the west.
265
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:29,160
- It is from the east.
- I insist.
266
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,080
- You go.
267
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:38,440
They rented a rowboat
at a shameful price.
268
00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:44,120
A huge two-ton monster.
- Wait. - Not like that.
269
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:49,200
- Don't pull. - I'm not pulling.
- Let me in, so.
270
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:53,080
- Don't move, I'll go in.
- Don't worry.
271
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:59,840
- You need to be absolutely calm.
272
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:04,760
Come back.
273
00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:08,600
I'll be back there.
We are making a mess of it.
274
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,560
- Follow me, down. - Ok.
- Down, this way. - Down.
275
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,440
- I'm stuck.
- No, put your leg behind your head.
276
00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:35,080
- I can't stand it anymore.
- Neither can I.
277
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,400
I can't resist, I am going crazy.
278
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:41,960
You sure you didn't bring
any water?
279
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:48,240
- You should have done it.
- No, you said you would.
280
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,880
No, you took the responsibility.
281
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,080
The... The... the cloud.
282
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,200
The employer's cloud!
283
00:31:57,279 --> 00:32:02,440
Here it is, hurray for the cloud!
Come here above, stop!
284
00:32:03,119 --> 00:32:06,400
Please Rain!
Rain!
285
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:10,680
- Water!
- Water!
286
00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:16,520
Where are you going?
- No, here! Here!
287
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,880
- No!
288
00:32:25,839 --> 00:32:28,080
At 3 pm,...
289
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,280
..Filini started hearing
sirens as if he were Ulysses.
290
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:34,160
Filini!
291
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,400
Accountant Filini!
292
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:46,120
You are so beautiful!
We want you! Follow us.
293
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,200
Fantozzi, on the contrary
was holding to his own style.
294
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:52,040
Mystic hallucinations.
295
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,600
- No, he should have brought it. - No, him.
296
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,320
On Christmas' eve, in the Olympus
at the 18th floor,...
297
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,800
...the natural and collateral mega directors
were exchanging amazing gifts.
298
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,240
Golden panettoni with sapphires and amethysts
instead of candies.
299
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:44,280
And cheers with champagne
dated 1612.
300
00:33:44,359 --> 00:33:47,600
- Yes.
301
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,640
- The children are here.
- Let them in. - The first one.
302
00:33:58,039 --> 00:34:03,440
Be joyful, Jesus is born.
And many wishes to the Counselor.
303
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,480
Good! Bravo!
304
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:12,240
- This is for you, merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
305
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:19,520
- ''Flowers with colored petals.''
- ''But changing in fruits...''
306
00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:23,320
Go.
307
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,400
''A big and nice cherry tree,
said to a little one:...''
308
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:38,160
''..you are good, you have flowers,
with many colored petals.''
309
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,720
''But you won't be able,
to give much fruit.''
310
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,280
- A specimen from the zoo.
- She's well tamed.
311
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,720
We should make a selection,
I am a sensitive person.
312
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,800
She's the daughter of
accountant Chimp.
313
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,360
or Sir Gorilly.
314
00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:05,480
- Cheetah, flip over. - No.
315
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,840
- Her father is here.
316
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:33,160
Anyway, I wish you all my humblest
Christmas greetings...
317
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,600
...and a respectable happy new year.
318
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,360
Let's go my dear.
319
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,600
Keep it tight
because it's very cold.
320
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,200
Daddy, why did they call me Cheetah?
321
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,400
Cheetah Hayworth
was a very famous American actress.
322
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,600
She was the most beautiful of them all.
323
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:06,960
But, you know what?
You're even more beautiful than she was.
324
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,080
Maybe.
325
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,240
- All the best!
- Happy New Year. - All the best.
326
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,200
Hey!
327
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,320
Let's go there! Good evening.
328
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,960
- Happy New Year Miss Silvani.
329
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:03,080
- Nice to meet you. - Sit here.
330
00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:06,080
I want Mariangela next to me.
331
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:10,960
Mr Fantozzi, what are you doing?
You're at table 22, not here.
332
00:37:11,039 --> 00:37:13,680
- Carboni, please.
- See you later.
333
00:37:14,519 --> 00:37:16,480
Here I am.
334
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,480
- Nice. - After...to toast together,
...later.
335
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:32,520
- A toast.
336
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,320
It's cold, isn't it?
337
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,440
- A little bit.
338
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,920
No, Mariangela,
take it off or you'll look ugly.
339
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,160
Excuse me?
Won't you change it?
340
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:29,800
Presto! Presto! So it'll be over soon.
341
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:34,040
Hey!
342
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:41,840
- The tortellini! - Good.
- Tortellini and sour cream.
343
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,080
- Yes.
344
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,280
- Yes, a lot.
- No, thanks, that's enough.
345
00:39:03,039 --> 00:39:06,280
- Have a bit of salt.
- Thanks.
346
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,040
- Pork leg with lentils!
- I love this dish!
347
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:27,120
It's nothing!
348
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,680
It can happen.
349
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,320
It brings good luck.
350
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:36,680
Accountant, it's money!
351
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,960
Be happy, sir!
Happiness all year long!
352
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:53,280
- Sir, fruit salad and whipped cream.
- I like this a lot.
353
00:40:00,039 --> 00:40:02,000
Enough.
354
00:40:41,159 --> 00:40:43,760
Around 10:30, after dinner,
355
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,920
since the conductor had
another appointment,
356
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,760
he fast-forwarded to New Year...
357
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,360
Attention please!
3 minutes to the midnight!
358
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,240
Be ready with the champagne!
359
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,440
- Wait.
- nine, eight, seven, six,...
360
00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:05,960
..five, four, three, two, one...
361
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:10,280
Midnight!
Happy New Year!
362
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,600
Toast! Happy New Year!
363
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:24,480
- Me! A kiss.
364
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:40,000
Fantozzi
I've been looking for you all night.
365
00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:45,520
Shall we toast?
Happy New Year! All the best!
366
00:41:50,599 --> 00:41:52,560
Happy New Year!
367
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,400
All the best!
368
00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:17,520
All the best!
369
00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:20,160
Happy New Year!
370
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,840
Ugo?
371
00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:57,200
Are you hurt?
Don't ruin this night, please.
372
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:01,360
- I'm not hurt.
- Good for you.
373
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,920
- He's not hurt.
- Happiness!
374
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,840
Music! Hurray!
375
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,960
At 1:30 a.m., conductor's
bogus mean-time...
376
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:34,800
or otherwise, at the real midnight,
the fireworks commence.
377
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,440
- My watch says 1:30.
- It's midnight. They have...
378
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:46,160
- It doesn't matter! Hurray!
- All the best!
379
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,960
Let's go to my house,
I have a bottle of Brunello wine!
380
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:53,440
- Party at Fantozzi's place!
- All the best! Ouch!
381
00:43:53,519 --> 00:43:59,880
- I have 7 seats free!
382
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:04,680
- Careful below!
- Go ahead! A new year, a new life!
383
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,320
- Heads up!
- Happy New Year!
384
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,760
I think I'll leave it parked here.
385
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:28,400
The wild sir Catellani...
386
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,160
...had been elected Grand Maestro
of the Human Resources Department.
387
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:36,960
At work:
No pain, no gain!
388
00:44:37,039 --> 00:44:40,080
True words from somebody
who worked his ass off.
389
00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:45,920
He placed in the hall the statue
of his mother, Teresa...
390
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,280
..and forced everybody passing by
to honor her.
391
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:59,160
- No.
392
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,320
- Enjoy your meal, Miss Silvani.
- Thanks.
393
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,760
- I'll sit next to you.
- Sure, sit down. - Thanks.
394
00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:17,440
- Yes.
- Then I'll sit here.
395
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:22,560
- This one too... this too.
- Yes.
396
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:27,160
- Thanks, water and wine.
- But water is discouraging.
397
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,000
- Come here, Fantozzi.
- Thanks.
398
00:45:30,079 --> 00:45:35,880
I say: B 1 2,
and he says: water...
399
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,360
Did you eat pasta with beans?
400
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,360
- No, I had the beef.
- I like it a lot.
401
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:48,280
You know what? Catellani
likes to play billiards.
402
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:53,360
Good morning and have a nice meal!
Do you know something?
403
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,480
Catellani likes to play billiards,
404
00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:59,760
Why are you telling me?
I found it out first!
405
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,440
- Somebody from finance department,
Mr Vitti. - I know him.
406
00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:09,640
- Seven games lost,
two promotions. !
407
00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:14,040
May I come in!
408
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,440
Good morning.
409
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:25,560
- No, no.
410
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:39,040
- Good morning director. - Hey!
- The red light is on. - Not for me.
411
00:46:39,119 --> 00:46:41,080
Dear Catellani!
412
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,920
I can't sleep. - It's here.
413
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
From a lowly janitor he became a civil servant.
And Carboni? He's a billiards champion.
414
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:57,320
Stupid idiot,
he lost 37 games in a row,...
415
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,280
... and so he became
Soglio's assistant.
416
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:04,320
He can go in Catellani's office
even when it's restricted. Damn him!
417
00:47:11,199 --> 00:47:13,400
- Listen,
418
00:47:14,519 --> 00:47:21,720
- why don't you lose
a couple of games too? - Never.
419
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,400
I'd prefer to starve,
eat bread with onions.
420
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,120
And I never played billiards
in my life.
421
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:33,000
- I have my dignity.
- You're right.
422
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,920
And I could never look into
your eyes...
423
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,920
To the right, slow down.
Higher. Up your bum!
424
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,800
Hold the cue down.
Wait, I'll show you.
425
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,040
Hold the cue
in this position and...
426
00:47:54,119 --> 00:47:56,920
Rap! What happened?
427
00:47:58,119 --> 00:48:02,200
Don't be silly!
Hold the cue down. Over there!
428
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:07,520
Up your bum. No, too much.
Up your head, stiff but relaxed.
429
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:12,400
Now, a bit further, to the right.
Straighten your back!
430
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:16,960
- You must shoot here.
- And now pull back. Come on!
431
00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:21,160
What have you done?
432
00:48:21,679 --> 00:48:26,400
- A tooth.
- An incisor actually.
433
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:31,600
- The pins are... I drank them.
434
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:35,680
Very good, now you'll eat them.
435
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,520
- It's 03:30, not my lunchtime.
- Eat the pins.
436
00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:41,040
Do you mind if I eat only the red one?
437
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:44,280
- All of them! - I am on diet.
- All of them. - All of them.
438
00:48:47,559 --> 00:48:50,840
I just need to learn to lose,
not to win.
439
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,720
I only teach to be a winner or nothing else.
Punishment.
440
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:00,960
- Give me the back of your hands.
- But you just did it last night. - Hands!
441
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:13,080
The lesson is over,
read the book. See you tomorrow night.
442
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:17,160
- At 02:30. - Fine.
443
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,760
He met the billiards teacher
through a night security guard,
444
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,280
who was an incurable night-bird.
445
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:31,720
Rather than confess to his wife
the shameful truth,...
446
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:37,800
..he preferred to simulate
a love affair.
447
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:45,760
To make the thing believable,
he left clues everywhere.
448
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,840
until, one night,...
449
00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:07,320
# Parlami d'amore, Mariщ.
Dimmi che il mio amore sei tu. #
450
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:14,000
# Gli occhi tuoi belli brillano.
Dimmi che illusione non и... #
451
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:19,720
- Yes. That's life.
452
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,160
I separated the beds...
453
00:50:34,039 --> 00:50:36,000
# Parlami d'amore... #
454
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:47,640
- No.
This time I've been very careful.
455
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:56,880
Bitch! Bitch! Old hag!
I'll show you!
456
00:50:57,159 --> 00:50:59,320
You'll see...
457
00:51:00,159 --> 00:51:06,120
I am cleaning well.
It was very dirty.
458
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:23,920
When you said "bitch"
were you alluding to your wife?
459
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Yes, how did you know?
Everyday I...
460
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:30,440
That's true, every day
coming in and going out...
461
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,360
- he says to his wife:
old hag and... - Bitch!
462
00:51:36,079 --> 00:51:39,840
Sure.
463
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,760
Saturday night at my place.
464
00:51:43,639 --> 00:51:48,600
- Everybody! - He's a nice director.
- Nice director.
465
00:51:48,679 --> 00:51:51,760
- Yes, a wonderful person.
- You are a saint! - An apostle.
466
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,240
- Three cheers for our director.
- Hurray!
467
00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,480
Hi, Diego.
468
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:21,120
- Let's drink a toast to the winner.
- To you!
469
00:52:21,199 --> 00:52:24,920
Stop drinking! Now we play.
Fantocci! Where is Fantocci?
470
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,000
- Go find him!
- He's calling you. - ''Fantocci''!
471
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:36,120
Here he is. Are you scared?
Come on! Come on!
472
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,640
- I am. - Mummy.
473
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:43,960
- Let's go.
- Make room.
474
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:04,600
- Come on. You do this for me and
for Mariangela. - Don't worry.
475
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,760
- Nice mum.
- Thanks. - Stop it.
476
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,440
- Mr Filini Renzo,
accidents department.
477
00:53:14,519 --> 00:53:18,360
- Yes.
- You can mark the points. Billiards!
478
00:53:18,679 --> 00:53:22,320
- Thanks, you're very kind.
- I am very happy.
479
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,400
- Let the best man win, me!
480
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:33,480
- Please. - No, thanks. - Please.
- I don't like them. - Please!
481
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,400
If you insist I can eat this.
482
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,280
Are you eating the chalk?
483
00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:46,720
- Here it is.
- Wait a moment.
484
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:58,960
-Here, the left...
- Don't be silly, give it to me.
485
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:02,280
And play, you idiot!
486
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,040
The ball is the right one.
487
00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:17,160
- Your turn.
- You didn't even touch it.
488
00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:23,800
- Go on. - I think it is...
- Go on, ''asshole''!
489
00:54:27,559 --> 00:54:31,800
- One point for me!
- Yes, one point for the director!
490
00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:36,840
- Very good, director!
- Now, I'll teach you a lesson.
491
00:54:37,079 --> 00:54:39,440
Be careful, it's a masterstroke.
492
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:47,040
- Go! - Very good, director!
- Good- Thanks!
493
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Eight points, mark it.
Come on.
494
00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:56,880
Hurry up! ''Asshole''!
Don't get distracted.
495
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,840
It will all be over soon.
496
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:04,160
- Pull. - That's very easy.
497
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:09,360
You touch mine and make a point...
He messed up, stupid!
498
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:17,040
Are you a cannibal?
Come on. Buffoon.
499
00:55:20,039 --> 00:55:22,560
Bravo! Bravo!
500
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:29,640
Many thanks to the ''asshole''.
Accountant, point.
501
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,760
Let's see.
502
00:55:34,159 --> 00:55:37,080
Bravo! Good job! Great!
503
00:55:37,639 --> 00:55:39,600
Please
504
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,400
- Another missing!
- 24 for the director.
505
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,960
- Eight to the company!
- Nice work!
506
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:52,760
Eight points against the
asshole.
507
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,840
That's just luck, asshole.
508
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:10,800
Eight!
This is skill, asshole.
509
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,600
Yours is luck, mine is skill,
my dear asshole.
510
00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:25,160
After 380 "assholes"
and 49 points against 2 ,...
511
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:29,320
...Fantozzi met again
his wife's eyes.
512
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,240
Can you excuse me one moment?
513
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:39,040
I would like,...
514
00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:43,040
I'd like to play, now.
515
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,320
- Mark! 11 points, not 3!
- I'm sorry.
516
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:05,320
- ''Asshole''!
- There it is!
517
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:17,840
12 Points. And now
for the central pin effect.
518
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,600
5, pull it up!
519
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,800
Mark!
520
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,840
5 corners kick and 11 points.
521
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,880
Match!
522
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,840
Royal triplet back with ball.
523
00:57:46,119 --> 00:57:51,920
Accountant Fantozzi: 51.
Director Earl Catellani: 49.
524
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,320
I'll take the old lady!
525
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,960
What are you doing, young man?
Put me down.
526
00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:10,040
Excuse me, madam
527
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,640
Hallo
528
00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:20,680
These are the conditions
to release your mother.
529
00:58:21,519 --> 00:58:25,040
First: a monthly allowance with a 13th month
for my wife and my daughter.
530
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:28,640
Second:
a plane to Libya.
531
00:58:28,719 --> 00:58:33,600
The plane is the most important thing.
because your mother...
532
00:58:33,679 --> 00:58:38,960
- He's my man! - Leave me alone.
- I love you! Forgive me, Diego.
533
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,920
- Your mum is asking that.
534
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:51,280
Don't go away, Ugo!
535
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,680
- Wait for me here.
- Open up, Ugo. I love you!
536
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:58,720
Open! I want you! I love you!
537
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,760
Don't run away!
538
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:08,280
Three months later, facing
the image of his tragic physical decline,...
539
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,720
Fantozzi decided to go on a diet.
540
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,320
After years of deskbound life,
his new word was...
541
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:19,560
Sports! I should take up some sport.
Look, I don't fit in anymore.
542
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:24,880
- Ok, but be careful. Mind your age.
- No dangers, no age!
543
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,520
- Pina. My back.
- My god, Ughino.
544
00:59:31,039 --> 00:59:35,640
- I just told you.
545
00:59:35,719 --> 00:59:41,960
- My back.
- Ugo, you can't do sports anymore.
546
00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:44,720
I like you the way you are.
547
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:48,840
Filini booked the tennis field
on the coldest Sunday of that year.
548
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,680
From 6 to 7 in the morning.
549
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,120
All the other time slots...
550
00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:57,880
...had been booked by players
of higher ranking.
551
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:02,760
Miraculous director, heirs,
cardinals, and sons.
552
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,080
This way!
553
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,440
This way! Come!
554
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:14,240
What are you doing?
You almost crashed.
555
01:00:15,039 --> 01:00:21,240
In the changing rooms there were
three players from the night before.
556
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,800
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
557
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,360
Go on.
558
01:00:33,559 --> 01:00:36,520
- No.
559
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,840
Filini's outfit: his rich auntie's
white skirt.
560
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,680
White t-shirt, fat leather
walking shoes,...
561
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,240
...scottish socks and garters,
double racket.
562
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:58,600
Fantozzн: t-shirt, armpits-length
pants open on the front,..
563
01:00:58,679 --> 01:01:01,840
...and poorly closed
with a safety pin.
564
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,960
Racket from 1912,
elegant green hat with pocket:...
565
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,320
..writing~ Town Hall Casino
of Saнnt Vнncent~.
566
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:13,320
- It's up to you.
567
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,760
- Well, I chose this side.
- Fine. - That way faces the sun.
568
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,480
Well
569
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,040
- Ah, informal!
- Yes! - Wait.
570
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,640
One moment!
571
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,640
Ready?
- Ready!
572
01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:55,680
noise of smashed glass
573
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:02,000
- 15-0.
I'm here.
574
01:02:02,079 --> 01:02:06,440
- I thought you were..
- Hey!
575
01:02:06,519 --> 01:02:08,480
- Ready!
576
01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:14,760
Go!
577
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:18,000
A good service:
bend your knees,...
578
01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:21,720
...left foot ahead,
hammer position...
579
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,240
..waist rotation and
violently...
580
01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:43,000
What are you doing?,
Retiring? Good!
581
01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:51,160
Let's clean the lines too.
582
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,640
Fantozzi abandoned the idea of sport,
but not the diet.
583
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:09,120
He sacrificed part
of his summer vacation...
584
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:13,280
... to find health in the
~Magnolie~.
585
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,960
You are here to pay, aren't you?
586
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:19,440
No, I am here about the diet.
587
01:03:19,519 --> 01:03:25,240
Perfect! I'll tell you about
the paying terms. All at once!
588
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:30,280
It's a psychological motivation
so that the patient is involved in the cure.
589
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:35,480
- I don't have much cash.
- There is some money here.
590
01:03:35,559 --> 01:03:41,800
50,000 liras and 10,000 tip to the lady
and 40,000 for me.
591
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,520
For the rest you can sign a check,
and the saints are for you.
592
01:03:47,039 --> 01:03:49,000
Thanks a lot.
593
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,040
Excuse me?
594
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:19,520
I didn't have breakfast yet,
what about board?
595
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:24,240
Nothing! You fast the first 10 days.
No food, no drink.
596
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:30,120
What's the toilet for, then?
597
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:44,960
Smells like mushroom risotto!
598
01:04:54,079 --> 01:04:58,280
It really is mushroom risotto!
Where is it?
599
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:01,120
It's not here. Only the smell.
600
01:05:01,199 --> 01:05:06,080
They send it through the air pipe
under the bed.
601
01:05:06,159 --> 01:05:10,440
Tonight I had pot roast
and onions.
602
01:05:10,519 --> 01:05:14,800
Plug the pipe with your coat
if you don't want to go crazy.
603
01:05:19,639 --> 01:05:21,760
No! I must resist!
604
01:05:27,559 --> 01:05:32,000
...were derived from night deals.
605
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:45,840
"Tagliatelle alla boscaiola.
Paglia e fieno ai 4 formaggi."
606
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,840
"Rigaroni alla bella Bologna".
607
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,360
Cash, please.
608
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:00,160
- 28,000 liras.
"
609
01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:06,240
- These are my last 30,000 liras,
no change.
610
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,880
Here are the bucatini.
611
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:15,520
- I'm starving, I'm starving!
- Quickly, please!
612
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,400
- Lasagnette.
613
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:25,720
- I have 10,000 lire. You need more.
614
01:06:28,119 --> 01:06:30,080
Damn you.
615
01:06:33,559 --> 01:06:39,280
- Here it is!
- NO!
616
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:44,560
28,000 liras! Thieves!
You will never get me! Never!
617
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:50,880
But after 2 days and 2 nights
of heroic resistance, they finally got him.
618
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:56,800
"Ravioli di spinaci
with double butter."
619
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,160
- Pappardelle with hare's sauce.
620
01:07:00,239 --> 01:07:04,200
- Two portions.
- Ok. 56,000 liras.
621
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:09,200
- I don't have cash anymore...
- We have checks you can sign.
622
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,240
Here it is!
623
01:07:34,039 --> 01:07:38,840
In the following nights
he went 280,000 liras into debt.
624
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,360
Then, he lost count.
625
01:08:09,679 --> 01:08:15,280
Got! He was eating!
Take him away!
626
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,320
To the check point!
627
01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:21,840
Weight check for patient nr 28.
628
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:27,240
That night Fantozzi signed
two giant checks.
629
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:33,240
He bought the most expensive specialty:
"Spaghettн alla Montecristo".
630
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:18,920
- I can't talk.
- A man of class never talks.
631
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:24,640
My ''compact'' model,
no diets or sacrifice...
632
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,440
...you have 20 kilos and 20 years less.
633
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,120
Miss Silvani?
You have an old debt to me.
634
01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:43,720
Do you know that they opened
up a new Japanese restaurant?
635
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:48,680
Ok, Fantozzi, it's a pleasure to accept.
636
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,000
You are thinner, what did you do?
You look like another person.
637
01:09:52,079 --> 01:09:54,920
- Yes.
638
01:09:55,640 --> 01:10:00,920
- I go to dinner with the managers.
- You look like a manager too.
639
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,520
Kiss.
640
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:11,880
- I can't do that.
- It doesn't matter. Bye. See you soon.
641
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,920
Bye.
642
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:13,160
- Sayonara. - Sayonara. You are so beautiful,
you look very nice dressed like that.
643
01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:17,760
- You're very elegant too.
This is. - My pleasure.
644
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,960
- My beloved puppy.
I can't live without him. - I see.
645
01:11:22,039 --> 01:11:26,880
- He can't eat without me.
- My pleasure.
646
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:31,440
- He's a peke,...
- Let's go.
647
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,480
I booked 3 months ago.
648
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,840
- Nice.
- Wait.
649
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,840
See puppy, all these people
eating their foody
650
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,880
- Yes, sure.
651
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:05,560
The rules of Japanese restaurants are terrible.
652
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,120
The staff speaks only Japanese.
653
01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:16,760
Hello. This dog needs food.
He's hungry! ''Yummy''! Hungry.
654
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,520
Kitchen, eat. You, cook.
655
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,840
You understand?
656
01:12:27,159 --> 01:12:34,120
- Your dog will be fine - Thanks.
657
01:12:34,199 --> 01:12:39,040
He's eating in the kitchen.
You must bow, it's the rule.
658
01:12:39,119 --> 01:12:42,440
- You bow, please.
- I'll go.
659
01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:47,640
I'm sorry, it was my turn!
660
01:12:50,039 --> 01:12:53,720
It's nice, isn't it?
661
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:59,120
- Kneeling down is a bit uncomfortable.
- I feel very good.
662
01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,640
- I would like...
663
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,720
- I would like to tell you the most important
thing of my life. - Tell me.
664
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:08,960
- Yes, why - They are mullets.
665
01:13:09,039 --> 01:13:11,920
What's happening?
666
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,360
Ever since the Human Resource
Department, seven years ago...
667
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:17,400
Sake.
668
01:13:18,159 --> 01:13:23,120
- The famous Japanese wine rice
- Good.
669
01:13:24,319 --> 01:13:26,920
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
670
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:33,280
Melted lead?
- No, you must drink it very warm.
671
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:38,760
- Drink it. - The secret
is to drink it all at once.
672
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,480
It doesn't matter! It does...
673
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,920
- Air!
674
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,240
Wait...
675
01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:58,640
See...it's cold water.
676
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:03,320
Miss Silvani, for 7 years
I've been trying to tell you...
677
01:14:03,399 --> 01:14:05,360
Oh, well!
678
01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:15,680
What? Yes!
679
01:14:16,279 --> 01:14:20,960
-
She said that... I mean...
680
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:24,400
- ...enjoy your meal. - You are so wise!
- Yes, but...
681
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:27,360
Why'd they do that?
682
01:14:32,359 --> 01:14:36,320
It's a typical Japanese custom.
683
01:14:36,399 --> 01:14:40,000
The Russians throw glasses,
here they throw dishes.
684
01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:43,080
Please, do that too, please.
685
01:14:43,159 --> 01:14:46,560
I'm afraid I can't scream so well.
686
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:50,120
Just one time, for me.
687
01:14:50,199 --> 01:14:53,000
- I can do that.
- Good.
688
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:58,880
Bravo, that was a good scream.
689
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:03,760
- I am checking
the water temperature.
690
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:09,200
Anyway, I've been trying to tell you...
691
01:15:18,319 --> 01:15:20,880
Alive?
692
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:24,720
- He'll cook them "alla livornese".
693
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,400
- With some garlic.
- Yes, yes.
694
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,160
He chopped them.
695
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:45,000
- No, it's grilled.
696
01:15:45,359 --> 01:15:47,840
Raw, it's raw!
697
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:55,120
Please, do eat.
Don't complain, smile.
698
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:59,120
Not with your hands!
With the chopsticks!
699
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,200
Got it? Use the chopsticks.
700
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,080
I am sorry.
701
01:16:42,399 --> 01:16:44,360
Good!
702
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:53,120
Mr Fantozzi, you cheated me,
you're fatter than before.
703
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:56,800
Not really, it's because
of the Japanese food...
704
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,320
Do you know Buddha?
705
01:17:04,199 --> 01:17:06,160
"Ghiri ghi."
706
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:10,080
Fine, you eat this crap,
but be quick,...
707
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:13,160
'cause I'm fed up of you
and this place!
708
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:16,800
What is this?
709
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:24,800
- Finally some beef.
710
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:36,480
- Pier Ugo! - What...
- You murdered a Pekinese!
711
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:40,600
It was a mistake!
I am not a murderer!
712
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:45,640
It's not my fault, I swear.
I didn't mean it.
713
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:50,240
Please, believe me.
It's a misunderstanding.
714
01:17:50,359 --> 01:17:55,040
I will make ''hara-kiri'' with the
chopsticks, you help me.
715
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,880
- It's under the table.
- I am sorry.
716
01:17:59,279 --> 01:18:03,960
I'll kill myself in the pool
of the raw muttels!
717
01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:17,600
My trusted disciples!
High priest, give me bread!
718
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:23,120
No bread here, only rice.
Bread is forbidden.
719
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:27,440
Then, I'll make an exception...
720
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:31,640
..I'll multiply...
721
01:18:32,239 --> 01:18:34,200
..the...
722
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:39,640
Fish and rice....
723
01:18:44,039 --> 01:18:47,480
The forgiveness of Miss Silvani
cost Fantozzi a very high price.
724
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:53,160
A litter of Pekinese,
directly coming from Hong Kong....
725
01:18:54,119 --> 01:18:56,080
I'm so excited.
726
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,960
Fresh air. Is it too windy for you,
Fantozzi?
727
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:06,160
- No, thanks. - You'll regret
having brought a third person.
728
01:19:06,239 --> 01:19:11,800
That's fine for me,
I could have never come alone with you.
729
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:16,320
! I know everybody here.
730
01:19:16,399 --> 01:19:19,240
They'll want to invite us.
731
01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:22,320
Carboni told so much bullshit...
732
01:19:22,399 --> 01:19:25,720
...that at 1,600 meters Fantozzi
got competitive hallucinations.
733
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,840
- I've been a skiing champion.
734
01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:31,920
I was on the championship skiing team.
735
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:35,040
- How nice.
- Yes.
736
01:19:35,119 --> 01:19:41,520
- You'll show us.
737
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:46,440
- I haven't skied for 20 years.
- Speak louder!
738
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:52,320
I haven't skied for 30 or 35 years!
739
01:20:00,039 --> 01:20:04,960
Hi, Claudio!
Miss Countess, how are you?
740
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:12,720
Hi, see you soon!
Cheers! Cheers!
741
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:21,120
- Carboni knows everybody.
- I am not like him.
742
01:20:25,399 --> 01:20:27,360
Here we are.
743
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:32,120
- Sure, we'll have a drink.
744
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,080
Everybody is here.
745
01:20:37,119 --> 01:20:41,160
- Andrea, the usual.
746
01:20:42,079 --> 01:20:46,840
The usual. You are here too.
When did you arrive?
747
01:20:47,079 --> 01:20:51,040
Welcome, how are you?
Hi, Diana. Hi, dear.
748
01:20:56,279 --> 01:21:00,040
- Look at that.
749
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:05,640
- Maybe he fell from the snow.
750
01:21:06,199 --> 01:21:10,320
- That one.
751
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:14,400
- It's the wisdom tooth.
- I didn't recognize it.
752
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:18,920
I'll wait for you tonight to eat polenta.
753
01:21:19,239 --> 01:21:25,080
Did you hibernate?
- Yes, but I can already move one arm.
754
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:28,600
- No, but I know you.
755
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:33,160
- Countess Serbelloni Mazzanti Vien
Dal Mare. - Then we know each other!
756
01:21:33,399 --> 01:21:36,680
She was the daughter of one of the
company's major shareholders.
757
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:40,240
And he had had the honor
escort her to the train station ...
758
01:21:40,319 --> 01:21:43,320
... like in a spy story.
759
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:49,600
Run, I am here! Run!
Quick!
760
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:56,720
- Tell me who's the murderer, at least!
- Ok, wait.
761
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:06,280
- It's Vilan Chesserton Junior.
- Vilan Chesserton Junior!
762
01:22:07,159 --> 01:22:11,240
- Fantozzi, the guy from the spy story.
763
01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:17,000
- I...
764
01:22:17,079 --> 01:22:21,000
Carboni, may I introduce you to
Countessa Serbelloni Mazzanti?
765
01:22:21,079 --> 01:22:24,880
Countessa, my pleasure.
We met before, didn't we?
766
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,520
- Mauritius, Seychelles.
- Maybe.
767
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,040
This is accountant Fantozzi.
768
01:22:32,239 --> 01:22:35,600
Tonight I'm cooking polenta,
I'll be waiting for you.
769
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:40,040
- Sure, we'll be on time.
- Good.
770
01:22:40,119 --> 01:22:43,280
- Fantozzi, you can come too.
- Thanks.
771
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:48,440
- Maybe later. - Alfonsina,
you are wonderful. - Hi, Gigio.
772
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,280
Elena, how are you?
773
01:22:50,359 --> 01:22:53,840
- Hello! - Miss countess.
- Fine, thanks.
774
01:22:55,199 --> 01:22:59,480
- This is my friend, countess Serbelloni.
- Miss Silvani.
775
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,480
- He's Fantozzi, you already know him.
- My pleasure.
776
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,120
After that awful diamond punch...
777
01:23:05,199 --> 01:23:09,880
..the countess introduced him
to a couple of friends.
778
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:14,040
Miss Bolla, Mrs and Mrs Bertani,
Countess Ruffino,...
779
01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:18,480
..Miss Coronari, Baron Ricasoli,
Marquis Antнnori...
780
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:21,040
..and the Morettн's, the ones of the beer.
781
01:23:21,119 --> 01:23:25,320
Halfway through the round of introductions,
Fantozzн was already drunk.
782
01:23:25,399 --> 01:23:28,360
- Engineer Riccadonna.
- Hello! - Fantozzi.
783
01:23:29,199 --> 01:23:33,920
- Martini and Rossi.
- Fantozzi!
784
01:23:34,199 --> 01:23:40,800
- Mr Campari and his girlfriend.
- Fantozzi. - Hi. - Zampozzi.
785
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:45,320
And the daughter of Sambuca Molinari.
786
01:23:45,399 --> 01:23:50,040
- No, thanks, no more.
787
01:23:50,159 --> 01:23:52,520
- Maybe a small beer.
- A small one.
788
01:23:53,039 --> 01:23:56,360
- I'm coming! - Your beer.
- A small beer.
789
01:24:33,079 --> 01:24:35,760
Excuse me, I'll go out for a moment.
790
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:30,520
Guys, the polenta is ready!
Ready!
791
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:34,520
- Ready for the polenta!
792
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:38,920
- No, I'm on a diet.
- She eats only if I feed her.
793
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,560
But the polenta is compulsory.
794
01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,440
There are the sausages too!
795
01:25:48,199 --> 01:25:52,320
- Fantozzi. - Unbelievable
796
01:25:53,119 --> 01:25:59,920
- Look at that!
- I just wanted to make a joke!
797
01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:08,120
- He's so funny.
- He's also a skiing champion!
798
01:26:08,279 --> 01:26:11,600
- He was on the team!
- On the team!
799
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:17,040
Good, tomorrow everybody goes
on "the big one" with the champion!
800
01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:20,040
No, I've already eaten, thanks.
801
01:26:20,239 --> 01:26:24,520
They rent flophouses
in the cellars of the Post Office.
802
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:28,160
Miss Silvani slept
in the kitchen-toilet.
803
01:26:28,239 --> 01:26:32,160
Fantozzi shared a dramatic
wedding bed with Carbonн.
804
01:26:37,119 --> 01:26:40,080
Gangway! Gangway!
805
01:26:49,039 --> 01:26:52,320
Here's our champion!
806
01:26:53,239 --> 01:26:55,400
Hey!
807
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:59,600
He's beautiful!
808
01:27:00,279 --> 01:27:04,520
- The snow is wonderful.
809
01:27:05,239 --> 01:27:08,680
- The slope is frozen.
Hang in here! - I'd rather walk.
810
01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:11,200
Are you crazy? It's 6km away.
811
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:19,920
See you over there!
812
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:48,120
- Yes, but that wall is scary.
813
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:53,320
- Let them go ahead.
814
01:27:53,399 --> 01:27:58,560
- Just count till.
- Ok. - Go!
815
01:28:00,239 --> 01:28:03,200
One, two, three, four, five...
816
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:11,000
- Fantozzi, come on!
- Fantozzi, you can go down now!
817
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:15,040
I'm coming, just finished counting!
818
01:28:15,479 --> 01:28:18,440
..97, 98, 99, 100...
819
01:28:21,319 --> 01:28:26,760
..103,104,105,106,107,108,109,... 1 10!
Ah!
820
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,680
Go, you!
821
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,680
Help!
822
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:00,480
Gangway!
823
01:29:02,039 --> 01:29:04,200
- Come on!
- Accountant!
824
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,840
Careful!
825
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,680
Careful!
826
01:29:24,039 --> 01:29:26,000
Out of the way!
827
01:29:33,239 --> 01:29:35,520
Careful! I am sorry!
828
01:29:48,239 --> 01:29:52,480
- There!
- Help! - Careful!
829
01:29:53,119 --> 01:29:56,000
- Hands down!
- Let's roll in the mud!
830
01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:10,560
The other ones arrived
almost together.
831
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:14,520
No sign of Fantozzi.
832
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:19,200
After 1 hour and 30 minutes
a ski with a ski boot arrived.
833
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:26,560
After 1 hour and 70 minutes, a pole
and a barrel of whisky.
834
01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:37,240
Then, a lock of hair, two molars,
and the forefinger of his hand.
835
01:30:37,319 --> 01:30:41,000
And finally, in an awful silence
of the deep night,...
836
01:30:41,079 --> 01:30:43,760
..Fantozzн gliding like a lion's skin.
837
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:48,320
He imagined himself captain Nobileone
in the hell of the North Pole.
838
01:30:48,399 --> 01:30:54,920
Titina
839
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,920
You, ''marquise'' Zappi,
did you see my dog?
840
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:04,240
- She's in the red tent.
- Don't act like this, Fantozzi.
841
01:31:04,319 --> 01:31:10,360
- Have a drink. - Thanks Titina.
I am out of shape.
842
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:19,680
When he awoke,
he was in the kitchen toilet.
843
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,480
Slowly.
844
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,360
Hey, you're making me fall.
845
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:39,360
Darling.
My love.
846
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:52,200
Fantozzн, reacting to that
declaration of love,...
847
01:31:52,279 --> 01:31:56,640
...asked and obtained a transfer
to another office.
848
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,520
- Y 7.
- Water.
849
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,960
Accountant! Fantozzi?
850
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:21,440
Fate decided that he had to stay
in the room of a certain Folagra.
851
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:25,120
The black sheep, or rather,
the red sheep of the company.
852
01:32:25,359 --> 01:32:28,840
He was an extreme left wing
intellectual.
853
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:33,280
Who everybody, including Fantozzi,
had always avoided...
854
01:32:33,359 --> 01:32:37,840
...for fear of being compromised
in the managers' unforgiving eyes.
855
01:32:59,479 --> 01:33:03,840
But because of his contact with Folagra...
856
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:08,080
...Fantozzi found a new reason to live:
politics.
857
01:33:09,119 --> 01:33:12,080
..and counter-revolution,
I don't know if you understand.
858
01:33:13,199 --> 01:33:19,040
And with the formation of natural groups,
I don't know if you understand.
859
01:33:19,119 --> 01:33:25,000
In an urban collective place we must think
about bringing about a congestion...
860
01:33:26,359 --> 01:33:30,360
...profiting, but in a modest way.
861
01:33:32,439 --> 01:33:36,840
So, what shall we do?
We must destroy the top.
862
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:38,880
Do you understand or not?
863
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:46,040
- I brought you
some food. - I'll eat later.
864
01:33:46,119 --> 01:33:50,520
I'll just have some milk, go to bed.
I must study.
865
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:52,680
After three months of studying...
866
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:57,640
..Fantozzi saw the truth,
and he got slightly upset, or actually...
867
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:01,960
..he got really angry.
They cheated me!
868
01:34:02,039 --> 01:34:06,320
Who?
- The bourgeoisie, the multinationals!
869
01:34:07,359 --> 01:34:11,400
They wanted me to believe that
I had a job because they were nice people.
870
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:15,600
- Please, Ugo.
No way!
871
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:21,280
One morning he entered the office
with long hair,...
872
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:23,400
..and a mysterious pack.
873
01:34:36,239 --> 01:34:39,680
Cowards!
You are all against me!
874
01:34:44,399 --> 01:34:47,240
What have I done to you?
Twenty years of my life!
875
01:34:47,319 --> 01:34:50,040
I'll show you!
876
01:34:57,279 --> 01:34:59,240
Come down!
877
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,040
You did it, didn't you, Fantozzi?
878
01:35:12,319 --> 01:35:14,280
Come.
879
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:18,600
That was the Galactic Director
himself.
880
01:35:19,399 --> 01:35:24,840
The one that no employee
has ever seen.
881
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:29,200
In fact, it was rumored
that he didn't even exist.
882
01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:33,800
That he was not human,
but an abstract entity.
883
01:35:43,039 --> 01:35:48,200
Around the 19th floor he had
a monstrous hallucination.
884
01:35:50,840 --> 01:35:54,200
of being crucified in the lunchroom.
885
01:36:54,439 --> 01:37:00,840
Excuse me,... is this...
is this your room?
886
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:04,440
- Sure.
887
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:06,800
and the chairs made of human skin?
888
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:11,160
The big aquarium where the luckiest
employees can swim in?
889
01:37:11,239 --> 01:37:16,480
Just rumors, dear Fantozzi,
to create subversive propaganda.
890
01:37:18,279 --> 01:37:24,880
- Please, sit down.
891
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:30,480
- Sit down, here.
In your chair? - Sure.
892
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:34,480
Some water
893
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:39,600
- Sure.
894
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:43,040
- There is.
895
01:37:43,119 --> 01:37:45,120
What do you mean by difference?
896
01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:48,720
Surely you're not telling me
that we are equal?
897
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,840
You are the masters, the slavers.
We are the starving ones!
898
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:58,320
Dear Fantozzi, it's just a matter
of words, of understanding.
899
01:37:58,399 --> 01:38:01,800
You say masters,
and I say employers.
900
01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:05,920
You say slavers,
and I say wealthy.
901
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:09,360
You say starvers,
and I say lower class.
902
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:13,760
- But for the rest, I think the same way as you do.
903
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:16,120
I am an enlightened man, like yourself.
904
01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:20,840
And I am convinced that in this world
there are many iniquities to cure.
905
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:27,240
I think the same way as you do,
and the same way Mr Folagra does.
906
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:31,720
But excuse me, Sir...
907
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:36,160
You're not going to tell me that you are
a communist?
908
01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:46,000
Well, not exactly a communist.
909
01:38:46,079 --> 01:38:50,240
I am a moderate progressive.
910
01:38:51,880 --> 01:38:54,400
But what do you plan to do
about all these grievances...
911
01:38:54,479 --> 01:38:58,920
..and all these injustices?
912
01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:03,520
Well, this would require...
913
01:39:04,079 --> 01:39:08,960
..that for every single problem,
all the men of good will,...
914
01:39:09,039 --> 01:39:13,480
...men like you and me, start to...
915
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:16,400
- Please, sit down.
916
01:39:16,479 --> 01:39:21,560
They would need to start to meet
together without any violence and talk.
917
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:24,600
until we reach an agreement.
918
01:39:25,159 --> 01:39:30,280
But, excuse me, Your Holiness,
this way will take at least 1000 years.
919
01:39:30,359 --> 01:39:33,440
I can wait.
920
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:36,880
Thanks.
921
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:43,200
So, the only missing thing would be
the chair made of human skin.
922
01:39:47,119 --> 01:39:49,080
It does exist?!
923
01:39:53,319 --> 01:39:57,040
- Human skin. - Yes.
- Accountant Fonelli...
924
01:39:57,119 --> 01:39:59,080
I recognize him!
925
01:40:00,479 --> 01:40:05,440
Nice. What about the aquarium
of the employees?
926
01:40:10,319 --> 01:40:15,960
It does exist! The aquarium!
Wonderful.
927
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:23,160
What a show! Here's Miss Perissi.
And mechanic Mr Molli.
928
01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:29,080
And the janitor Tritti, chosen.
And accountant Bulzoni.
929
01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:37,600
As I can see, Your Holiness,
you don't have the mullet.
930
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:41,160
May I have the honor?
931
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:46,440
Alright, you may.
932
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:54,640
- Thanks. - But be always,
respectful and faithful.
933
01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:56,680
I will, your almighty.
934
01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:26,000
Accountant Fantozzi Ugo,
ID 7820l8-a.
935
01:41:27,199 --> 01:41:29,800
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