All language subtitles for Bob.&.Marys.Criminali.A.Domicilio.2018.BDRip.XviD.Ita.5.1.Earine-en

Oh my, my!

What happens?

The cockroaches again.

They had invaded the whole house,
a breakdown.

These cockroaches
they are becoming a fixation.

But why, I decide to dream them,
sorry?

That's the unconscious, Roberto.
The unconscious speaks

and says there is a need
of a change, otherwise it's trouble.

Which unconscious is a superstition.
You go looking for troubles.

When I dreamed of them in Orbetello

who had invaded the restaurant
of my father, what happened?

Of course you dreamed of them,
there the cockroaches were really there,

they had to call the USL as well.

Are you telling me that in this house
are cockroaches really there?

I do not know! One two...

it's an old house, it's normal.

Roberto, look me in the face for a while,

look me in the face, please.

So, if I see even just one ...

us from this house
we leave immediately.

Marisa ...

the cockroaches stand alone
in your head.

We are fine where we are.

Let's sleep.

What you see on
it's called "other dangers"

and presign her a different danger
from those indicated by other signs.

Excuse me, professor,
present a danger other than?

From those indicated in the other signs.

Bonanni, it's all written in the manual,
don't waste our time.

This other one instead ...

- Teacher.
- Good morning, Della Vecchia.

There is the car in the second row,

please, as soon as a little hole comes out ...

Go on, go on.

There is nothing to laugh about.

This other one, instead ...

Let's take a 5 minute break.

Have you seen? You got distressed
to no avail, Marisa.

It was enough to communicate it to him, after all
husband is an intelligent, sensitive man.

I know, Don Nicola, of course.

- Are you sure you told him?
- How not!

And he is happy to leave the house
where he was born?

Don Nicola, to tell the truth,

at the moment I only have it for him
made to understand,

but he will be delighted,
I'm sure, you'll see.

- Oh yes?
- Of course!

Living in that kind of mausoleum
sad, gloomy,

where you can't move either
an ornament!

It will do us good to change.

- Oh, Marisa!
- Hey, Peppe!

- How are you?
- Eh ...

I got the installer certificate
of biomass boilers and stoves.

What wonderful news, Peppe!

I also joined the Buddhists,

but this thing Don Nicola
he better not know.

Now I'm going to play,
we have to recover 12 points.

- And go.
- See you on Monday.

- (MARISA) Monday!
- Monday. Go, guys!

- (DON NICOLA) Eh, 'u Metallino!
- Go, position, position!

To think that until 2 years ago
one shop burned a week.

HORN

Shoot, shoot this stinker! Shoot it!
Shoot it now!

Cammaro ', what a face you have done!

- I knew it was a joke!
- Yes, yes.

You turned off the water in the bathrooms that
Did we get flooded last week?

Yes, I'm done.

All right,
I think we have said everything.

RIDE

Next time
I have to bring you the camera,

what face you have!

(ROBERTO) Good evening.

Goodbye.

"In the wonderful suburbs
in development,

we offer single-family houses
large size,

equipped with garden, parking space,
and all the comforts. "

A DOOR CLOSES

- Oh!
- What's up?

Nothing, you scared me.

What did you think who I was?

- Are you hungry?
- I'm dying!

So I'm going.

- Mario!
- Ursula, I can't do it.

Forgive me, it's not what.

What are you talking about?

I am full of doubts, I miss the air.

(COUGH SHOTS)
Look, I'm coughing too.

- Another time?
- Watch that weddings suddenly

they don't get so suddenly, understand?

It is not suddenly, Mario,
we have been engaged for a lifetime!

No, we're doing bullshit!

- Can we talk about it later at home?
- No, no!

I made a decision,
I'm not going back, do you understand?

It all ends here in this hospital,
I got it? I said it.

Mario, you are exaggerating,
think you are expecting a baby.

Ah! You see it?

Then it's a shabby marriage
repairman!

What if the creature is not mine?

So let's do this, let's postpone everything
see you after the DNA test, okay?

Dotto, are you doing the DNA tests here?

Great! The doctor said yes,
have you seen

Now you broke my balls!
I'm the one who doesn't want to marry you anymore!

You saw, he said
who doesn't want to marry me anymore.

Ursula!

Wait, Ursula!

(RADIO) "Cruising speed 80 km per hour,

I drive along the Pesaro-Urbino state road
looking for a lay-by

that here the family wants to stretch.
You, Kentacky 85? "

Stuck in a damn queue
in front of the Brenner, hallucinating.

A trailer rolled over,
the usual Sunday travelers.

Look, I have a problem, I got caught
a colony of cockroaches

in a camping in the Vieste area.
I can't get rid of it, suggestions?

(RADIO) "You also have processionary,
Kentacky 85?

I repeat, also processionary? "

No, Westphalia,
fortunately only cockroaches

and a small colony of ants,
but negligible.

(RADIO) "By chance
to Pineta Camping Gargano? "

That's right, Westphalia!

<(URSULA) And leave me!

- (MARIO) Let's talk about it, my mom!
- (URSULA) No!

- (MARIO) Ursula!
- Go away!

- Sorry, Ursula!
- Enough, go away!

(MARISA) Hey, honey,
I found this dress model

which in my opinion is a love if you
you can make us a braided hairstyle ...

Another crisis! He says he can't do it
to get married so suddenly!

But how, another time? I have already spoken
with the tailor. How you do it?

For me it all skips,
I don't want to see him again!

So what do I do? Cancellation
the trial lunch of tomorrow's menu?

(URSULA) I don't give a damn!

THEY SING IN ENGLISH

- Sorry for the slight delay.
- Hello.

Today is a bad day because
day of payment of the workers.

- Here we are, good morning.
- (GENNARO) Hello.

So, Mario and I have decided
to start the menus

- with Beef Briskets.
- Yes, right.

Since in their areas
the former is not quite conceived.

- They just don't know.
- Exactly.

Then we continue with the Swatch Stick ...

and a very small taste of ...

Black Bean Burrito. Did I say right, love?

And then it's the first time they organize
a wedding in here, so ...

- we are happy.
- We're a little crazy.

I believe it, it takes courage ...

No, to be pioneers.

- Okay, let's start, then.
- Yup.

I stick to peanuts
because that's the only thing I know.

HARMONIC MUSIC

Silver fox fur
of my poor Silvana,

which, for an extraordinary combination,
she is the same size as Ursula.

Electric bicycle, pedal assist

with 7-speed Shimano gear
to go to work.

With traffic it is a turning point.

Refectory table "Shabby Chic"
late 19th century in solid larch.

Sheets, pillow cases, cover,
embroidered with lace

directly from my poor woman's kit
certified certified mom.

Lifetime supply of fresh frozen fish
modestly all at my expense.

Handcrafted nativity scene with 44 figurines
of gypsum including bark,

moss and led bulb series
with relative savings.

Oh well, thanks for all this
nice stuff that is useful to us for sure.

But where do we put it?

If we don't have a home,

Ursula and I with our salaries
we can't cover a rent.

With everything they cost
rents nowadays,

it's always better to buy a house, right?

(GENNARO) Absolutely.

Dad made up his mind
that the house sail we give.

Dad, are you sure you want to take over
a mortgage? Do the math well.

No, but which mortgage, sorry?

No, go and stay in the house
where are we now

so much has become too big for us.

Robe ', you did just the final bang.

Oh well, then in the face of so much generosity
I raise my hands.

Sorry, it went the wrong way.

Oh well, but a nice gesture.

Mom, did you know?

(GENNARO) Yes, he knew.

MOBILE PHONE

Hello?

Don't make it clear that it's me
come to the bathroom right away.

All right.

Excuse me for a moment.

- I told you, they are people of heart.
- Yup.

Are you crazy?

Do you realize what you've been up to?

Now go there immediately
and you tell him you were joking.

So much the house was up to
anyway to her, right?

We gave it to him
a few years in advance.

We didn't give him anything,
what do we do? We are dead?

What is this?

- A roach.
- A roach, that's right.

A real rookie.

You knew there were roaches,
liar!

Look Who's Talking! And so you are
wanted to avenge by treason.

For a roach you leave us homeless.

The roach is never just one.
There will be thousands, there will be millions!

And you want these millions of roaches
to give your daughter as a wedding gift?

Okay, then I'll go over there
and I say it was my initiative

and that you house
you don't want to leave it.

Wait, where are you going?

You want me to look like a beggar
with that there?

Now I'm going ... and trying to appear.

Hurry, before they come,
we make ourselves ready.

- Let's do it soon.
- Here it is!

Pope!

In life you have to have the courage to
giving up on the things you care about most.

In this case I am happy
to be the one to do it.

Yes, because we have decided that the baby

it will no longer bear the name
my father-in-law but yours: Roberto.

- (MARIO) Roberto.
- (GENNARO) Roberto Fiascone!

- (MARIO) To Robertino!
- (GENNARO) Come on, come on!

- To Robertino!
- You stayed there, huh? Tell the truth!

- You didn't expect that.
- (MARIO) Did you see, dad?

- (MARIO) Cheers!
- (GENNARO) Drink! Drink!

KNOCK

I can?

Did you see how happy Ursula was?

- About what?
- To come and stay here.

I know I should have
consult first, but ...

a daughter who gets married,
such an important moment,

she was worried ...
I acted on impulse.

But what impulse?

You are a fox, Marisa.

RIDE

- And now?
- And now...

we have to look for another place.

It won't be easy to find a home
that does for us.

I just don't know where to start.

Well, we'll do as everyone does, right?

We will buy some magazines,
so we get an idea.

And then we contact
a real estate agency,

we begin to visit

the things that seem to us
more interesting and then ...

we don't ask for the moon, do we?

It would be enough ...

a single-family house ...

132 walkable square meters.

Two bedrooms, living room,
kitchen,

two bathrooms, semi-furnished,

garden, as you can see outside the perimeter

and then a private garage.

What more do you want? All this for one
misery! 750 euros per month all inclusive.

Damn, but nothing, great!

Mr. Cammarota, excuse me,
look at this tree-lined driveway.

Areas like these are present
only in America. Yet where are we?

On the outskirts of Naples.

He forgot to add
that there is also the exclusive view

on the headquarters of the underworld.

But no, they are rumors. In there
it is full of proper people.

Sure, it's not really a pretty sight,
I admit.

Lady anyway
in short, tell him too

that the neighborhood knows him well by now.

It was there both day and night.

Has anyone ever bothered her?

With permission, I'm going to close
the front door, sorry.

You've been there both day and night,
you ambushed me.

You organized everything behind my back
treacherously.

But who did I marry?

But it suits me, I had to imagine it.

I met you while you were hitchhiking
at dawn, without even shoes,

while you were running away like a thief

leaving your poor boyfriend
who still slept in the Canadian tent.

You were running away too
with your camper.

I was running away from the military,
mine was an ideological escape.

Mine too!

I should show the house
to other customers, what have you decided?

We take it.

Oh, what do we get?

We take nothing at all, oh!

No, we said we should leave it
at old house. What are you doing here?

Sorry, lady, but your daughter
said to bring it here.

In fact, I don't want this in my house.
I don't like it, it looks like a bier to me.

I get it, honey, but Papa cares.
What are we doing? Do we throw it away?

- Why not?
- How why not?

Here they are, they have arrived. What are we doing?

So take him to the truck,
We'll see.

In the meantime, this way, this way.

Is Dad still with that hanging face?

Eh, oh well, it will pass.

Let's hope.

- Hi Dad.
- Hi, honey.

- Hello.
- Hello sweetheart.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Shall I leave here?
- Yup.

Then you fix it, huh?

Love, we have to go,
that at noon I have a shift.

- Okay, we're leaving.
- My love, bye, bye.

- (MARISA) Hello, please, huh?
- (URSULA) Ok, let us hear you!

(MARISA) You are sure
what do you want to be alone there?

(URSULA) I'm close to work, I don't have to
back and forth with that stuff.

- I'm fine, huh?
- Okay.

- Hi dad, get on with life!
- Good day.

- Hello!
- Goodbye, bye, bye!

Why don't you start fixing
your things in the tool shed?

> Sorry, permission?

> Is anyone there?

I can? Sorry for the intrusiveness.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Giallaurito Michele, nice to meet you.
- Cammarota, very happy.

I live in the house opposite.

I take advantage of your presence here
to bring you the greetings of the whole ward.

- Thank you.
- I'm sure you'll have a great time.

Let's hope.

Cammarota,
I am a promoter of an initiative

which is enjoying great acclaim.

I collect signatures to install a plant
of video surveillance cameras.

Even the cameras
of video surveillance?

Safety is the first thing,
the area is what it is

and we try to make this become
park a small oasis of tranquility.

Even if I see you
you have already organized.

No, that's my son-in-law, a night watchman.

It is not this great security.

IS...

- how much?
- Divided for all villas

the expense is really negligible, but at least
we sleep soundly, right?

- Just a signature?
- That's enough for now.

Here it is.

Cammarota.

Perfect!

And as they say in these cases ...

- How do you say?
- Welcome among us.

Well ... welcome back.

- Dad, shall we go?
- Come on, kids. Goodbye.

Nice, but you know what you should do,
Roberto?

You should do it all white
like your old camper,

you know the ... Porshuit.

Poggio here!

Now I go, what I have left
lots of things to do.

Ah! Roberto!

Roberto, I got an idea,

do you know what could be done?
You could do like ...

like an opening party.

Even not a party, a dinner,
so for ... Good luck.

DISCO MUSIC

He's still around 'I'm bluffing!

I read that the guitar either
he knows how to play it, he plays it in playback!

Do not even mention it,
but if he studied classical guitar!

You will tell me that over the years he has lost
his transgressive charge, that is.

CAM PAN ELLO

00:23:46,751
Good evening.

But who are you? What do you want?

But this seems the way to you
to enter people's homes?

We forgot
to put the prosecco ...

Who are these gentlemen?

Did they get the civic wrong?

Cammarota Roberto.

55 years old, driving school instructor.

Previously domiciled
in Piazza Scipioni Ammirato 42.

Married to Bianchini Marisa, 49 years old.

Carried very well, lady, congratulations.

Tuscany, housewife,

voluntary worker
at the parish of Sant'Anna.

The parish priest is Don Nicola.

According to you we jumped
to guess? Uh?

Giuffri ', come on.

Put here.

Exactly, here.

This is very delicate stuff.

You must never touch it.

And no one should ever see it.

Important thing,
we never came here.

Have you ever seen this face?

Good boy! Correct answer!

And you don't even have to see it!

But why do you leave us at home
all this stuff?

If you are good,
nobody gets hurt.

Relax and enjoy your meal.

PHONE

00:27:02,001
Don Nicola, bye.

No, no, we're here.

Sure, we are waiting for you, don't worry.

They arrive 5 minutes late.

But it doesn't sound right!

Is anybody there?

(DON NICOLA) Ah, the boys!

- (URSULA) What happened?
- (MARIO) What is it?

- (URSULA) Why are you out here?
- It's all dead,

but are you sure this is the house?

Of course this is the house,
it is my parents' house.

(GENNARO) They are all the same here.

Mum!

(SUBHEADING) We have forgotten
to move the machine.

- (URSULA) Dad!
- (MARIO) They don't hear.

- No.
- Guys, let's keep calm,

but the situation is worrying,

one in 7 people leave
for domestic misfortunes.

(URSULA) How it goes
for domestic misfortunes?

Okay, let's do this.

I enter and what I find I find,
all right?

(URSULA) Has something serious happened?

(MARIO) Ursula, however, you too,
you immediately panic.

- (URSULA) Do I panic?
- (MARISA) But where are they going?

(DON NICOLA) It wouldn't be better
call the police?

One in 10 people die of their own
while waiting for the arrival of the police.

- We don't want this, do we?
- No.

- No.
- No.

I introduce myself.

(SUBHEADING) To the window.

Be careful because it is dangerous.

What are you doing stupid?

Oh God! If he enters he sees the packages!

This is more deficient than the son.

- (MARISA) Ursula!
- (URSULA) Mom!

Ursula?

- But then they are!
- (URSULA) Mom!

(GENNARO) Then why
they didn't answer, are they deaf?

What have you done?
You got us scared!

Um ... a problem
with electricity connections.

We are without light,
the problem of moving.

That's the way it is for today and ... tomorrow I'll solve it.

(MARISA) Dinner was practically
ready, sorry.

In these situations
you will understand well that not ...

we can not. We have to postpone
very soon though, huh?

Of course, don't worry.

The important thing is that it didn't happen
nothing serious.

And God bless you
and your new home.

(GENNARO) Oh well and ...

so see you tomorrow.

For the glass you send me the bill at home,

available.

- Goodbye.
- Good evening.

- Hi Dad.
- (URSULA) Hi, mom.

We got away with it, didn't we?

MOBILE PHONE

(IN A ROCKY VOICE) Good morning,
Della Vecchia.

Nothing, I caught this virus.

39e2.

COUGH SHOTS

I know there are exams,
but the boys are prepared.

Sure sure. Sure, goodbye.

I was afraid. Almost almost
I stayed there, beautiful lady.

Mamma Mia! Well, goodbye.

Goodbye, Mrs. Punzo.

Did you see anything?
Has anyone followed you?

Ah, no! I was talking
with Mrs. Punzo,

the one in front of you
the strange palm. That one does the tarot

and told me that when they had
the Davanzos accident. those of 34

that they smashed
the car against a truck,

she had seen it clear clear clear
with a tower next to a hanged man.

Until two minutes ago
Giuffrida was out here,

the one who brought us the packages.

They are checking us out, Marisa.

Do you like shrimp?

There are those from last night
that have remained.

But in your opinion, in a situation
like that, I think about eating?

For once I've listened to you,

I find myself
with organized crime.

I'm going to make a phone call,
do not leave home.

- Can't you do it from here?
- Sure!

With the telephone
definitely under control!

You understood that we no longer have
a normal life like the others?

No, no, not in the studio,
a studio is not sure.

Not even from you!

No, no! From me?
Completely impossible.

VOICES CROSSED

Ah? It takes a quiet place.

A question that I then tell you.

Out of the way ... out of the way!

I do not understand.

Is there a pen, please?

Miche '!

- Oh, Robe '.
- A mess happened.

(AIELLO) Two tickets.

You made me run from the court,
I wish for you

that it really is a question
of life or death.

Sir, that's 20 euros.

(AIELLO) They made you "coupling",
Robe '.

Which translated in layman's terms
means "filling".

It's about identifying people
with relative accommodation

and bring some goods home,
coming from illicit trafficking

of a criminal organization.
Nothing more, nothing less.

- So this is serious?
- It depends.

Because there is the so-called coupling
light and then heavy coupling.

Lightweight coupling, for information
of which I am available,

I can tell you that it is
a filling of about ten units,

boxes, jars, crates,
whatever it is.

A weekly visit
by the organization.

Usually, the members of the gang
there are 3, 4 at most.

And for the epilogue, a positive ending.

It all works out
in about ten days.

What about heavy coupling?

Robe ', the heavy coupling
it is quite another thing.

We're talking about 40, 50,
pure 60 units.

At least two visits per week.

The members of the gang
are 5 or 6.

Time ... time is a variable.

A week, a month, a year,
who can tell? The merchandise stays there.

For the epilogue then there is little news
and those few are not good.

How many packages have you paired with you?

10. 10, 10, maximum 10.

And how many weekly visits?

A.

There were three people.

Four.

Therefore? Light coupling?

It should be light coupling,

but there too there is no need to rest assured.

Care must be taken,
you have to do whatever they tell you

and absolutely never report
to the Police for two reasons:

go to the police and what do you say?

At home I have drugs, weapons,
how can you justify yourself?

And the second,
which is not to be underestimated,

if you report them,
they kill you immediately.

If that can console you, when
they come home they are never armed.

Just for a fact
of professional ethics

and also why the thing
it makes them feel more comfortable.

- Miche '.
- Robe '.

But why us?

Why you?

Robe ', what questions do you ask?

because you are normal, invisible people.

Useless, some anonymous shit.

Always according to them, huh?
No offense, Robe '.

Look that. He is sleeping...

eat, shit.

One can be happy as well.

Sorry if I can seem numb to you
why are you experiencing a drama,

but do we take a selfie?

Huh? Come on, let's capture this moment.

Robe, life is bullshit.

You smile. Move the head,
the elephant is not seen.

Do you mind if I publish it
on my page?

VOICES IN BILLS

LAUGHS

VOICES IN BILLS

(ROBERTO) Good evening.

Professo, what are you doing there?

Take a seat, your wife
is waiting for you in the kitchen.

(ROBERTO) Thanks.

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

I am taking advantage
to organize the kitchen, okay?

There is the Sacred Crown United installed
in the living room and you think about the kitchen?

They've been here for half an hour,
but what should I do in your opinion?

Lower your voice!

> Good evening.
> Good evening, doctor!

What is it?

VOICES IN BILLS

- I've been to the lawyer.
- To do what?

To sign the divorce papers,
all right?

To do what, in your opinion?

But what did the lawyer say,
what should we do?

(ROBERTO) Let me listen,
then I'll tell you.

> There are 30 packages.
Go get them, it's 30 packs!

My Maronna!

What is it, what did they say?

30 packs, 5 people.

Heavy accumulation.

Accuppatura ... what are you saying?

> Professo ', we are leaving.

Yes, wait, I'm coming!

Heavy accumulation.

One moment.

I don't know how long it can go on
this thing.

In the sense that now
that we settled down,

we cannot prohibit people from
come and visit us, the house is not safe.

Then there is my son-in-law
that even if it is only night watch,

wearing a uniform
and he has a gun on him.

I advise you to change.

Professed, good evening.

S BAT N O THE PO RTA

00:41:22,292
We practically have the Gohonzon,
which is a sheet of paper

that unrolls and fits inside
mandalas,

and then we repeat ... we repeat ...

Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo,
Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo.

In this way karma is transformed infinitely.

Okay, if it makes you feel good,
I'm just happy.

But now we come to us.

I will now ask you questions
that may seem a little ...

You have now reached
this nice goal.

Your past now
it's just a distant memory,

you even found a job,

but one must always be on guard.

Of course,
in fact we always repeat it.

Eh!

And how do you stay on guard?

It is done by remembering ...

where we come from.

I'll give you an example:

if you happen to be a friend of yours
asked you to keep some goods for him ...

not quite legal in your house ...

hidden, I mean to say,
inside some ... packages.

Marisa, but what does it have to do with it
'this speech, sorry?

I need it to evaluate your recovery.

What would you do?

Marisa, sorry, you have always said that
it is strictly forbidden to name illegal things.

No! You don't have to name them ...

but if the operator appoints them,
even the patient can ...

Peppe, is the practice.

Stick to the question.

You...

what would you do?

Courage ... recover your past.

Hide in the sunlight,
and that, Peppe, is not the latest arrival,

he speaks because he knows things.

But I can't believe it,
you told a bandit about this.

With a former bandit and anyway yes,

but I was vague, I made him believe
which was an insertion technique

and suspects absolutely nothing.

But first you had to consult with me.

Look, I thought
that if the Law does not help us,

we must ask the other for advice
shore. What did your lawyer do?

It depressed you
and we don't need depression.

- They called.
- Who?

Their.

They are about to return.

ENGINE ROOM

Here they are.

They're early.

Damn!

SHOTS AT THE DOOR

- Hey!
- Sorry, sorry!

Sorry it's my fault I can't take it
I can't get married anymore.

I'm not really good at it
for the wedding.

I song n'omm and nothing, dad,
spit in my face.

You have to spit in my face,
yes, you must disgust me.

Because this is not so poor
guagliona, what future can it have with me?

Let's get everything out of the way, that's not what
right, let's get everything out of the way ...

What a blow!

Let's get him in the camper.

Does it hurt?

A bit.

He thinks what a pain.

(ROBERTO) I also held back,
if I put more strength into it ...

- I was just killing him.
- Eh!

Indeed.

Shall I give you a massage?

To the hand?

Roberto!

SCREAM OF BRAKES

Roberto!

SHOTS ON THE GLASS

Can you get out of the car, please?

Mamma mia, what a figure!

- (ROBERTO) Good evening.
- Good evening. - (MARISA) Good evening.

We stopped for a moment,
we had a stroke of ... fatigue.

Fatigue?

You have made yourself really comfortable!

Child prostitution already
in this territory it is a scourge,

fifty-year-olds are brought in.

There is a misunderstanding, marescia ',
she is my wife.

Sorry.

However always obscene acts
I'm in a public place, huh?

- (ROBERTO) But nobody is there!
- Eh!

SHOTS FROM THE BOOT

Excuse me, but you now
you have to tell me something.

Since when
a husband and a wife

they cannot be separated for a moment
to stay a while between them.

I mean in intimacy, it doesn't seem to me
a crime, it shouldn't be a crime ...

Madam, don't be upset,
I'm not taking her to jail.

I'm just doing my job if
I have to check a car, I do.

Excuse me, marescia ', it's ...

The situation is not a little embarrassing,
she is an emotional woman.

However, returning to the subject,
Mrs...

in the middle of the street, it is forbidden.

MOBILE PHONE

Please answer.

Ah, I answer?

- Ursula?
- Our daughter.

Yes, I answer, huh?

Hello, Ursula?

Hello, honey, tell me.

I don't know why he doesn't answer,
perhaps because...

will have one of its moments that then ...
they pass.

Honey, take it easy. But me now
I can't talk to you because ...

because I'm a little ...

I'm busy. But I'll call you back later.

Calm down, honey, take it easy.

Hello Hello hello.

- Problems?
- Huh?

Noah...

my daughter has ...

SHOTS FROM THE HOOD

what ... a ... Oh my God!

He has a ... a cat!

A cat that goes away!

Why ... why right now
is in heat ...

and then it goes around a bit.

But nothing serious, so much so
which then always, always, comes back.

A bit of an anarchist cat.

In heat.

(ROBERTO) Oh well,
we understood the mistake ...

it's cold.

What do we want to do?

And what do we want to do?

Cover up.

- Good evening.
- Good evening, Marescia '.

(MARISA) Good evening.

MUGOLII FROM THE COVER

(MARIO) Help!

Mario!

Come.

To extreme evils, extreme remedies, Mario.

You have to forgive him,
but he did it for you,

because you were completely
out of your mind, sragionavi, Mario.

If Ursula had seen you
combined like that,

he didn't want to know
nothing more of you!

That was going home and goodbye wedding!

And we weighed you off
on purpose, because you know how it is, don't you?

In some cases words are not enough,
it takes facts.

I got it? And so ...

Yes, when it takes, it takes, is it true?

Thanks, dad, but don't say anything
to Ursula because it is my life.

Marietti ', this is the last time
that we save you.

Marriage is near.

Okay, okay, then ...

maybe I better go because tomorrow
morning I have the test with the tailor

and then I have the favors and then ...
and then there are also the page boys!

- (ROBERTO) Are you sleepy?
- (MARISA) No, and you?

(MARISA) Oh my ...

what a day.

- (ROBERTO) We should be tired.
- Indeed.

(ROBERTO) But no.

But do you know why?

No.

I do not know.

- You know it?
- No.

It will be the emotion
for our daughter who is getting married.

It will be that.

The crowning of a life.

And now we also become grandparents.

You will be a beautiful grandmother.

I have to tell you something, Mari '.

You are the best companion in misfortune
that could happen to me.

We will also be insignificant
no one anonymous,

but we are the best none
that there are, right?

Very true, we are a perfect match.

- Bob.
You haven't called me Bob in 20 years.

We haven't been dancing for 20 years.

However.

But, however, however, Mary ...

ROCK MUSIC

Don't underestimate the engine quizzes.

Hello, professed.

HORN

But what is Della Vecchia's car?

Can't believe it, did he lend it to you?

But what a loan, I took it!
Come on, let's go for a ride.

Eh ... and how do we do it?

What the hell, what has to happen?
Five minutes.

Oh, my mother, how beautiful she is!

Lady, where do I take you?

Where he wants, but let's hurry up,
that my husband is jealous.

ENGINE ROOM

- Fly!
- Wow!

Pope!

Ursula!

What are you doing here?
Did Mario have another crisis?

No, no, no crisis.
I want to talk to you a little bit.

- With me?
- Yes, you and mom, let's go home.

- No, not at home.
- Why not?

Let's go to a nice place, come on!

(URSULA) I'm worried, dad.

You are behaving in a very strange way.
You show up little.

If it wasn't me coming here tonight,
I do not know...

you seem different and then all this
energy at your age?

Do you know that when children get married,
do parents live a second youth?

Oh well, aside
that I haven't married yet,

but what you are doing
does it seem normal to you?

The mom who barely answers me to
phone, don't let me come to a new house.

But you too, how did you get along?
You look more modern to me.

Aren't you breaking up?

(ROBERTO) Leaving?

You look like those old men to me
than to feel young at your age

they made their lover.

I didn't understand, Ursula,

if one cares a little more,
must she hold the lover?

I don't know, dad, I don't know.

But promise me you won't break up
until the baby is born.

I am completely exhausted.

Love...

Mom and I will never break up.

Dad, are you all right?

Yes Yes Yes.

If I bother you, I turn it off.

Not for nothing, my daughter is pregnant.

Ah!

I did not know this.

However, there is no problem.

Ursula, come on, what has been done
a little late, I'll give you a lift home.

Professo ', the drink is paid.

- Thank you.
- Ursula ...

best wishes.

You hurt me! Why do you take that
all that confidence?

Hello, Marisa.

I made a lot of money

with system testing
of the Carmelite nuns.

Then we go for a spiritual retreat
together with those of the group of adepts.

- Sure.
- Too beautiful, Marisa, it is too beautiful.

You should try living in it too
this non-violent harmony with creation ...

If one must buy a gun.

Be part of nature
who call you to participate ...

If one has to "accept"
a gun, Peppe?

Marisa, now a gun ...

Rest assured, it's just to evaluate
your mental independence respect ...

But I told you I'm Buddhists,
I said Buddhists. What is it, isn't it enough?

No that's not enough for me, Peppe!

There are so many people hiding
behind these things

and lives in complete illegality.

If one must choose
a weapon model ...

how is it regulated?

It depends on what you have to do with it.

Without fear, Peppe, go!

I mean ...

it's not like you can have a gun
take it so officially, let me explain?

If you need it now, then there is a need
of documents ...

and you have to apply for the gun license
minimum minimum passes us a year.

That spiritual retreat
we decided to do it in Assisi.

We are about fifteen,
old, young and middle-aged.

Please,
now don't change the subject.

Respect the protocol.

But always for a situation,
shall we say, imaginary?

What kind of packages they have coupled you
in your house?

- What's my house got to do with it?
- Nothing.

It was to understand ...
emotional involvement.

A situation ... like this. Yup.

And then there would be two ways.

The first is what I would do now that
I paid everything I had to pay

and I live in full compliance with the law

and it consists in accepting
no gun at all,

indeed put hidden cameras
so as to take back the criminals

when they threaten you, then call
the Police and have them arrested in the act.

Get placed under protection
for a few years

and walk away
from this "zozzimma" of country.

And the other way?

The other way ...

is what he would have done
the old Metallino.

He would have been given
from a friend of the tour

a Grand Power automatic with a filed barrel.

Then, at night, it would charge
all packages on the car

and he would go away
from this "zozzimma" of country

to sell, calmly,

the entrails of the boxes

and of that, I'm sure ...

they have a considerable value.

Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- (MARISA) At what point are you?
- Well, enough, here we go.

- Do you have time for a treat?
- Oh thanks!

Thank you!

- Guys, do you want a candy?
- Thank you.

SHOOT

(ROBERTO) Marisa!

I just touched it.

Where did you get this gun?

Look what you've done!

Do we want to look inside?

Professed',

you are sure that you have not spoken
with any of this fact?

Absolutely sure.

Signo '...

and you too are very sure?

Sure.

"Sure."

Alright then.

But what should we do?

For my taste you talk too much.

Try to be quiet a little.

From this moment on...

you and your husband must never leave
this house.

Because if anyone
sets his sights on those packages ...

professed'. ..

I'll tear you apart '' u core a piett.

Mauro, take a couple of packages
and jammucenn.

A DOOR CLOSES

ENGINE ROOM

You haven't spoken
with any of the packages?

No, only with Peppe Metallino.

You talked about the packages
with Peppe Metallino?

I spoke, I mentioned why ...

I had to ask him for advice
for the gun, right?

You asked for advice
for the Peppe 'u Metallino gun?

And who should I ask,
to Don Nicola?

Did you trust a criminal?

Oh God!

Come to think of it, he said something
very strange. He said:

"Packages may have value
not indifferent ",

and he said it in a tone
as if he wanted ...

But you realize what they do to us
if we lose the packages?

Wait, he said something else
very disturbing. He said:

"I have many boilers to repair

and I will not be able to come to the clinic
for the next two weeks ".

Peppe 'u Metallino wants to fuck us.

Do you realize?

A year of work thrown away!
If you are born round, you don't die framework.

Okay, these are details, Marys,
we now have to organize ourselves.

We have to play in advance.

The devil.

Judgement.

The hanging one.

Bad cards?

Professo ', she went out
the crap of the cards.

Splits.

No, with the left,
with the hand of the heart.

Good boy.

Here it is.

> (PUNCH) You are hanged
to a bad situation.

Hello, I am Mrs. Punzo,
from Don Nicola, yes.

(MARISA) Ah, are you almost there?

(MARISA) From the back door,
I recommend it.

No, don't make me get up
because I am a little affected.

(MARISA) I left the keys
in the vase of pink cyclamens, I am waiting for you.

Hello, police?

The power of the great,
he also came out upside down, professed '.

The ending is certainly negative.

(ROBERTO) And if the cards say so ...

If they say so, we have the remedy!

There is a special salt that he gave me
a black priest

who is a missionary in Gabon.

Mrs. Punzo,
were you waiting for someone?

No because?

Because there is a man who is entering
into your home from the back door.

Uh! Jesus! What are you saying, a man?

And how did he get in? How is it possible?

Oh my God! I keep all the gold
out of the safe!

How does this man know
that I put the key

in the cyclamen pot?

Call the police, please!

- Great timing!
- Police! Oh, the Police!

- What are you doing?
- I'm doing a repair,

that's my van, I'm going to work.

Oh, Madonna! Police!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

(METALLINE) I didn't do anything, I'm
making a repair. Mrs. Punzo!

I am also a member of the Buddhists!
Look, I am enrolled in the Buddhists!

Mrs. Punzo! Mrs. Punzo!
I'm innocent!

Cammaro '.

You've Got Mail.

You wanted to feel the thrill
speed, huh?

I hope at least you enjoyed yourself,

because with this bullshit
what did you do, Cammaro ',

you are finished cu è pacc dint to the water

and thank God I don't report you
for car theft,

why yes' nu poor omm
and I don't want me any more '.

And now take off before my eyes.

(MARISA) Are you sure he could do it?

(ROBERTO) You don't know what he's capable of
that asshole!

Can he fire you for something like this?

Of course not and in fact he did
sign the resignation letter.

Fortunately, the liquidation
he gives it to me right away.

- And now how do we do it?
- I do not know?

- Are they still there?
- Eh.

- What are they doing?
- But what do I know what they do, nothing.

One even put his feet on the sofa,
do you realize the rudeness?

Mo how do we go about the wedding?
Who is left with the packages on Saturday, me or you?

Such as? We both have to go,
what speeches! We will ask for a permit.

But what permission, Marys? That
are people who give permissions, in your opinion?

They have a family too, don't they?
A daughter getting married, sorry, huh ...

- Mr. Cammarota?
- Here she is.

Meet the bride
in all its glory.

- How am I?
- Love, you're beautiful.

Pass it to me.

Mom, how are you feeling now, better?

Well no. Better, better, better.

In short, I have a little bit of pain,
but the fever went down.

I preferred to stay home because
bronchitis can become pneumonia.

I want to be in shape on Saturday.
How is the dress?

The dress with all the "fixes"
it's perfect.

Yes, ok, I'll send you a photo right away.

Photo to mom.

I enter a coplanar road,

arrow, climb,

I look in the mirror ... away.

Try not to make me regret it
of the opportunity I gave you.

But it's going great, Bonanni.

- Good good.
- Thank you, ma'am, thank you.

My professor is very demanding.

He is a great example for me,
I don't want to disappoint him.

But stop being a lick
and drives well, rather.

So we understand each other? Stay here
and car controls and favors.

- Control, control.
- Don't minimize, you have to check carefully!

Sorry, professed, but I see a
little nervous. But then who should come?

If something happens to the wedding favors,
poor to you!

I'll take care of the precious porcelain.

The bells, let's go.

If you stay out of the car,
put the alarm!

RUNNING OF CAM PAN E

(ROBERTO) Greetings!

Greetings, love!

WEDDING MARCH

ALARM SIREN

Pope!

- What happens?
- Nothing Why?

Because we're not there yet.

And now?

VERSES OF AMAZING

But where did that idiot go?

ALARM SIREN

- Is the car yours?
- Sorry, it happened.

If you want, I'll call my father,
he fixes the mirror for you.

- He's a mechanic.
- It 'does not matter.

- What are you doing here?
- But where did you go?

Sorry, professor, I had a need
corporal, but I put the alarm.

You don't have to move
close to the car!

VOICE IN DISTINCT

WEDDING MARCH

Leave it!

- Go back inside.
- Because?

What's up?

- What happened?
- They put up cameras.

- And when did they put them on?
- What do I know?

That stupid Giallaurito.

We cannot download.

But you too, what a need you had
to sign, huh?

Do you think I could have known that
Did I become a criminal the next day?

What do we do now?

(MARISA) Will the packages be safe there?

(ROBERTO) Stop, stop, stop!

Stop here, turn off the light and the engine.

Now that we tell him
that the parcels do not fit?

- We have to go.
- But how do we go?

They break down the door and think
that we stole the parcels.

Ah, yeah. Then let's go down
from the car and enter the house.

We cannot enter.
Do we tell him that the packages are not there?

So what should we do?

We can neither enter nor not enter.

Sorry, I have to warn you
that the taximeter runs.

- Let him run
- We are already at 16 euros.

- Notify us when we get close to 18.
- All right.

I know what we have to do,
we have to relaunch.

When you're done, you gotta raise
you have to make believe that you are in control,

is rule number 3
by Peppe 'u Metallino.

Still co 'I'm Peppe' u Metallino!

We tell you the packages
they stay in a safe place,

but that if they want them back,
they have to give us a lot of money.

- Are you crazy?
- We deserve it!

They are using our life
without even asking permission,

they want the packages back,
they have to make us an economic proposal.

17 euros.

Okay, there is still a little margin.

Marys, listen to me.

But you really want to negotiate
with a gang of merciless criminals?

- Eh.
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Do you trust Bob?

Piezz 'and merd',
arò sfaccimm stann i pacc?

Cammaro ', do you really want to hurt?

Speak, strunzu!

I know where the packages are.

There is nothing to do,

with good manners
you always get all things.

But we have to sit down and talk.

POLICE SIRENS

- Did you call the police?
- But who are we? No!

CAM PAN ELLO

However rest assured, we are clean.

It can be opened, let's see.

Come on, move.

If you talk, we kill you!

Can that bark does not bite, we have
the knife on the side of the handle, Bob.

These you will see that some money
they give it to us, I tell you.

CAM PAN ELLO

Good evening.

We have a warrant from the police
to carry out an inspection.

Ah, and why?

They made a report to us
of movements in and out

this house
of suspicious material,

moreover confirmed by cameras
closed circuit.

- What material?
- Packages.

Packages?

Ah! Packages...
packs of favors, because ...

because we got married
of our daughter this morning.

Yes, we're still dressed ...

- Excuse me.
- You are welcome.

Who are the gentlemen?

(MARISA) Gentlemen ...
gentlemen are my cousin,

the best man of the bride
and a childhood friend,

I'm here for the wedding
and they are our guests.

An unforgettable ceremony.

In the kitchen I checked, everything is fine.

There is also nothing in the garden.

In fact there is nothing because the
wedding favors have already been delivered.

they see evil even where it is not there.

So next time
we will pay more attention.

- Good evening.
- Good evening, I'll take you.

- No need, we know the way.
- Good evening.

Come on, there's nothing to look at,
power!

- What are you doing, are you leaving?
- We wasted too much time!

If you made me talk, I explained to you
because we took the packages away.

We had detected strange movements and ...

we burned them over time,
we do things well.

Don't we deserve a ... prize?

Oh!

Cammaro '.

Only him.

Put them there.

Camilla Silva: 31 years old,

Brazilian,

prematurely widowed,

mother of this beautiful little girl
four-year-old named Morena.

What do you want from us?

Moraine...

you are a good girl, yes?

And if mom is good too
and doesn't ask too many questions,

do you know what your uncle does?

He gives you a nice gift to both of us
You like?

Brava.

Let's leave.

Professo '... would you like to tell me something?

- No.
- Aren't you even a little happy?

This should be it
the last day we see you.

Now ... what should we do?

You are free.

Free to go back to that shit life
that you did until a week ago.

Oh, iammucenn from here.
People can get suspicious.

I profess ...

Professo ', stateve bbuono.

Oh, iammucenn.

Hello, Mari '.

Then? What happens?

What did they say we should do?

But who are the new accuppati?
You saw them?

(ROBERTO) Westfalia 88,
I would gladly come to the meeting,

but I'm here on the Ligurian coast,
the weather is beautiful,

I know I'm going to have an oil change
and I'm off to the Cinque Terre.

- (RADIO) When did you leave?
- When did I leave?

I left on Thursday,

Thursday 110 per hour,
six hours and I was in Varazze.

QRT, Westphalia, QRT.

If this shed had wheels,
huh, Bob?

But why did we sell the Porshuit?

We couldn't afford it anymore,
commitments, expenses, family.

But how? The camper is made on purpose
for the family!

- Westphalia! Do you receive me?
- (RADIO) Modula.

When is the next meeting?

- (MARISA) But is it him?
- (ROBERTO) Yes.

Giuffredo, the one with parcels.

(AIELLO) For today no more court,
I dedicate the afternoon to you.

To us.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

you don't answer phone calls,
in the office you let yourself be denied.

- So how did you find me?
- I saw the picture on your page.

- What did you do, did you tag me?
- Yup.

Robe ', what do you want? You want to poison me
even this little to eat?

They are gone,
they left the house.

Well, aren't you happy?

And well ... you can see that he did
the end it deserved.

No Miche 'he is a poor victim
like me.

I'm sure they killed him.

I have an urgent court hearing
and I can't stay.

You see it with the bill, huh?

- But tell me if that's what I say.
- But what about it, Robe '!

- Don't leave me in shit, Miche '!
- I don't, I'm going to court.

And that's okay, yes. In all likelihood
they killed him.

Robe ', you when you asked me
of the cupping

I didn't have the courage
to tell you the truth to the end,

but the hoarding always ends
with a bloodshed.

it seems credible that they leave you free
knowing you could sue them?

They have to kill you.

And so all the murders are explained
unresolved of ordinary citizens,

invisible, anonymous shit like you.

Always no offense, according to them.

Robe ', if I can give you some advice
as a friend.

Run away and do it soon.

And if it is possible,
you don't contact me anymore, huh?

Because now the thing could become
dangerous,

and I have children, you can understand me.

Mom, the only bad thing
of this journey is about to end.

- (MARISA) No, why, who said that?
- What do you mean, Mom?

(MARISA) In the sense that dad and me
we want to make you a gift.

(URSULA) That is?

(MARISA) That is, a few more days
honeymoon,

- a few days in Paris.
- No, but why?

But you have already spent a lot of money
for the wedding,

then you also gave us the house!

(MARISA) We are pleased and then
so you have your honeymoon in Paris

that I never could do, right?

How's the baby bump?

It grows, it grows.

The way he kicks he can't wait to get out
to know us all.

Dad sent you an email
with airline tickets

- and the hotel voucher.
- Thanks Mom.

Mario will be delighted.

Talk to you soon.

- Hi, honey, see you soon.
- Hello Mom.

(MARISA) God, but she is very young.

She lives alone with her daughter.

You go.

(INTERCOM) Yes?

My name is Marisa,

I know what happened to you, the packages
that brought you. I can help you.

THE GATE OPENS

- What is it?
- It's open.

Professo, what are you doing here?

Aro sfaccimm stann and pacc?

Oh!

I profess ...

what are you wearing, huh?

- Give me this gun, don't be silly.
- I can not.

A friend of mine lent it to me
I have to return it to him.

You're digging yourself
the pit with your hands.

When you go home
good people ...

the first thing is education.

Take it.

Only one thing.

Remember these words well:

does not end here.

Did we explain ourselves?
It does not end here, professed '.

Iammucenn!

You are welcome.

Let us take a look at the hood,
please?

Yes, but a quick thing,

because my wife called me
who has to rush to the hospital.

Calmly, five minutes and we go.

"Five minutes and we're off."
Open the hood.

- What's this stuff doing inside?
- (POLICEMAN) You have to tell us.

- But this is not ours.
- What about mine?

Call Central and get sent
a steering wheel, come on.

Brigadie ', the lock was forced,
they want to fuck us.

Yes, alright, let's open one,
we see that it is inside.

- You're wrong.
- Power!

- But it's not ours.
- (POLICEMAN) Let's see.

HORN

(IN FRENCH) Here you are!

(IN FRENCH) With pleasure, miss.

So you imagined the departure
for our honeymoon in Paris?

After 27 years I did not imagine it anymore.

Uh, sorry I'm late.

And this package have you forgotten?

There is a hole, it looks like a gunshot.

(ROBERTO) I enter
on a coplanar street.

Arrow, climb,
I look in the mirror.

Street!

Lellù, it seems to me that we are
reached a nice goal,

calm is the virtue of the strong.

And then it seems to me that in jail
it's not that bad, right?

Absolutely, Peppi '.

Then seen the nice level
that we have achieved,

I want to ask a question
to your attention.

But if you, hypothetically,

you were in the cot of the cell
a pick and a saw,

I mean at the level of evasion.

Peppi ', but you didn't say you didn't
were we supposed to talk more about illegal things?

Stick to the protocol,

it only serves to evaluate yours
level of integration in society.