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- In the past week,

I ruined my chance
to go to college,

I lost all my friends,

and I almost ruined
my parents' marriage.

The one girl I ever cared about

will probably never
talk to me again.

And I also got my
face kicked in,

But,

after everything I've done

I probably got off easy.

You believed in me

and I betrayed you all.

(rock music)

- Amy,

I want you on band try-outs
and theater auditions.

It's Pippin this year, right?

Great show.

Jules.

Jules, Jules.

I need you on the
student parking permits.

Please, they confuse the
hell out of everybody.

Can you do that for me?

All right.

Oh.

There's a new cafeteria policy.

Due to last year's
brawl at McDonald's,

nobody's allowed off
school grounds for lunch.

Not even the seniors.

We're stuck inside all year.

- That sucks.

- It's okay.

I'm gonna do an op ed on that.

Interview the principal,

it's obviously a
hot-button issue.

Kev, what do you got, bud?

- Football and
wrestling previews, Gav.

And I'd love to do a feature
on the state wrestling champ

at 168 pounds, who
happens to be you.

- All right, well
you're probably

gonna want photos with that,

so meet me in the
gym after school

I'll let you shoot
me in my togs.

- I got a sports story,

but it ain't no
goddamn puff piece.

It's gonna be in two-inch type

right underneath the masthead.

Steroids.

- [Gavin] Good to
see you, Gilman.

- Oh yeah.
- Steroids, huh?

- [Gilman] I'm gonna
go undercover on the

football team as assistant
equipment manager.

Blow the lid right
off this bitch.

I mean, find out who's juicing,

where they got the stuff.

- What evidence do you have
that anyone's using steroids?

- Statistics.

It's an epidemic now on
the high school level.

- The high school football
team went two and 12 last year.

Nobody cares enough to cheat.

- Maybe they don't wanna
go two and 12 this year.

Ever think about that?

- It's a ridiculous reach.

Forget it.

- [Gilman] At least
read the data.

- I don't need to read the data.

Thanks.

- Who are you trying to protect?

Cough it up, Riley.

How far up does this thing go?

- Take it easy, Oliver Stone.

I just don't want you bugging
my friends with your bullshit.

(school bell rings)

Okay guys, listen.

These stories are due Friday.

You can just e-mail
them to me, alright?

- Okay, we table
the steroids thing.

What am I gonna do?

You beat me out
for editor, Riley,

but I still have to
make my mark this year.

- First of all, Gilman,
take a giant step back.

You're in my area.

We discussed this

- Okay.

- All right, listen bud.

Why don't you just do a
simple back to school piece?

You know, "Another year
dawns on Parker Prep."

Whatever, just make
sure you include the

changes on the academic
calendar, okay.

- Back to school piece.

It's simple,

it's elegant.

Really gonna have
to put my finger on

the pulse of the student body.

- Yes, fine.

Look, if it's good enough,

I'll even put it on the cover.

Just don't get carried away.

* Winners never quit

* Quitters never win

* I'm lanky

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

Another year dawns,
let's talk about it.

Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

Do you have one minute?

- No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

What are your hopes

and fears?

* I'm sorry, can
I keep this pen *

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

What are your hopes and
fears for the new year?

- I hope that you
get out of my face

and I fear that you will not.

- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.

I was hoping--

- No.

- Can I quote you on that?

- [Blonde] No.

- Got her digits, man.

Damn, she's hot.

- My friend, Rob, you
would have to undress

that girl with a small crane.

- You've no vision, Gonzo.

Okay that girl loses
this much baby fat,

she'll have the sweetest
ass in the entire school.

And I am gonna be
leading the ground floor.

- Interesting.

- You working on a story?

- Undercover.

I told you.

Two-inch type.

- Right underneath the masthead.

- Hi, Rob.

- Hey, gorgeous.

Welcome back.

Mm, this is gonna
be such a good year.

- Dude, she's like
the elephant man.

You're the Don Juan of
the physically-deformed.

- Don't hate, okay?

Please, you're better than that.

- Guys, come quick.

It's Schneeman.

(upbeat music)

- Bastards!

How can you all
just stand there?

Schneeman, I'm coming!

- Third year in a row.

My underwear is about to rip.

- I know, I know.

Shh, don't try to
talk right now.

I'm gonna have to
lift you, but gently.

Gently.

Got it.

Okay.

Come on down.

Here we go.

Here

we

go.

- [Girl] You okay, Schneeman?

- Did they do this to you?

- [Schneeman] Gavin
Riley wasn't there.

- Listen Schneeman.

This isn't gonna happen again.

- I know.

That is the last time I
wear underwear to school

- No, that's not what I mean.

(school bell rings)

- Okay you geniuses,
here's your reminder.

The submission deadline for the

Van Buren prize is October 20th.

This is the most
prestigious history

award in the country.

Parker Prep has had
two previous winners.

Gavin's two older
brothers, Marcus and Shawn.

Are you gonna continue
the family dynasty?

(Gavin chuckles)

- They'll disown me if I don't.

- Well you're gonna have some
tough competition this year.

Isn't that right, Mr. Schneeman?

Okay, back to Napoleon.

Another man who had
his eyes on the prize.

Namely, the military
domination of Europe.

- Another year dawns
on Parker Prep,

the 150th in the school history.

For most students, it's
a time to set goals

both academic and personal.

A time to dream,

when everything seems possible.

For others, however,
school is already

a waking nightmare,
a hellish abyss

where bullies prey
sadistically on the weak.

Unpunished, their victims,
too afraid to identify.

* You're used to the idea

* It's not 'cause
you been seen *

* I don't know what to do

* But what you did to me

* I took a piece of you

* And threw it in the sea

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

* You can't do that to me

(male humming)

- Hey

- Hey, how was the meeting?

Did you settle?

- And a hearty good
evening to you, Diane.

No, we did not settle.

In fact, they threw
the whole thing out.

- What?

Okay, so what happens now?

What, you don't get paid?

You've been working on
this case for six months.

- Well, that's the high stake
world of personal injury law.

- Arthur, c'mon.

This has got to stop.

You need to start getting
compensated for your time.

And I'm talking
about actual money.

I'm not talking about
Fernando working

off your fee by doing the hedges

or king Popi giving you that car

truck thingy with
the boat attachment.

- Hey, that's an
87 El Camino, babe.

That's a chariot.

- Look, I know how hard
it is for you to say no,

but you're not working
pro-bono at Legal Aid anymore.

This job is supposed to pay.

- Di, I'm taking every
case I possibly can take.

I'm taking criminal,
divorce, liability.

I'm practically chasing
ambulances down the street.

What else do you want me to do?

- No money, no work.

It's very simple.

- Where's the boy?

- He's in his room.

Eddie!

Dinner!

- I call for a boycott
(rock music)

on all boys varsity
sports events

until the culprits step forward

and take responsibility
for their actions.

We can no longer let
this aggression stand.

(door knocking)

What?

I'm working!

- Dinner's ready!

- No, I'll eat
later, I'm on a roll!

Hey mom?

Can you just grab me a Red Bull?

Rob, just do me a favor
and read it out loud.

- "Another year
dawns on Parker Prep,

"the 150th in our
schools history."

"For most students,
it's a time to set

"goals both academic
and personal."

"A time to dream when
everything seems possible."

- Keep going, keep going.

- That is the end
of the article.

- No, it's not.

It's continued on another
page or something.

- I don't think so,
there's a period there.

- No, let me see it.

- Usually like it says--

- What's the matter, Gilman?

It's on the cover, isn't it?

- You cut the whole thing?

You had no right to do that!

- I told you what I wanted
and that's what I printed.

- You're just protecting
your neanderthal friends.

It's the same reason you
tabled my steroids story.

That's not what a
newspaper is for!

- You're in my area,
Gilman, I'm warning you.

- A newspaper is for everybody.

It's a public trust!

I told the truth
in that article.

- Back off, freak!

I'm serious.

- You think this is
just gonna go away?

That this is just gonna be over?

We're still gonna get
justice for Schneeman, Riley.

You can't stop us!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

No justice, no peace!

It's gonna be a
nightmare, Riley.

- You think you can
challenge me, huh?

Huh!

You're out of your league.

Nobody cares what you think.

You understand that?

You better watch your back.

- Are you out of your mind?

I thought you wanted to go
to Columbia for Journalism?

How is getting kicked off the

paper one week into
school gonna help?

You know there are
students with 4.0 averages,

who spend their summers
working with lepers in India

who have a hard time
getting into college!

What the hell are you gonna do?

This was your one
extra-curricular selling point.

- Mom, one notch, okay?

Do me a favor?

- Oh, am I being shrill?

- Yes.

- I'm sorry.

It's just that we're
killing ourselves

to put you into this
fancy private school!

You have to hold up your end!

- I'm a victim of
injustie, mother.

What do you want me to do?

- Why don't you apologize?

Get back on the paper.

- Apologize?

- Yeah.

- I will never apologize
to Gavin Riley.

I'll say that right now.

I'd rather die on my feet
than live on my knees.

"Die on my feet,
live on my knees."

Hey, that's pretty good.

Did I just make that up?

- Zapata.

Emiliano Zapata.

Mexican revolutionary.

- Is that all you have to say?

- Have you even
read this, Diane?

He's standing up
for the underdog.

Can't believe they'd
cut a word of this.

I hope you're sending this
to the dean at Columbia.

- Oh yeah, I send everything
I write to Dean Herbert.

No response yet, but I know
he'll respect my stand.

- Thanks, Arthur,

that's very helpful.
(phone ringing)

- I love you very much.

- Hello.

This is she.

Yeah, I'm showing it
on a week from Tuesday.

- Your mother's right.

We have sacrificed a lot.

Small things like dignity
and a sense of shame but,

for me this isn't about
getting into college.

It's about how far
you're willing to go.

There's always gonna be some
asshole standing in your way.

If there's something
you need to do,

you have to find a way to do it.

Alright?

(fast upbeat music)

- Yeah.

Don't you have any pride,

as a professional?

- I don't cook this
crap, I just serve it.

- Great.

What do you recommend?

The stew?

Mac and cheese?

Not the mac and cheese either.

What about this Vienna sausage?

That looks pretty tasty.

Is there anything?

Well man, I can't really
eat saltines all year.

Just give me one of
those sandwiches.

- Russian roulette, bro.

- Oh man, sloppy Joe, excellent.

Let me get some of that.

Mm.

So what are you
gonna do about Riley?

- Sit down.

- Yeah.

- It's not just that
they cut my article,

or the heinous way
they defiled Schneeman.

We've been going to this
school for three years

and it's like we've
never even existed.

This year was supposed to
be different, remember?

Two weeks in they've
got their feet

on our necks already?

No way!

We're gonna start

a fucking revolution
in this place.

- How are we going to do that?

- With a newspaper.

With our own
underground newspaper.

Screw Gavin Riley!

- Gavin Riley owns this place.

He'll crush us like bugs.

- He's just a man, Schneeman.

He's got strengths and
weaknesses like anyone else.

(determined music)

Too many narcs in here.

Let's meet at the
usual place, okay?

After school.

There are only 10
people in this school

that anybody knows
or cares about.

I'm gonna write
about everyone else.

"The Unsung Heroes
of Parker Prep"

That's my idea.

All right, anybody else?

Any ideas?

Anybody?

Rob, why don't you do

something on that
mutant harem of yours?

That'll be a real killer.

- Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool.

- Great.
- Yeah.

- [Gonzo] That's what
I'm talking about.

Rob, mutant harem.

Ming.

C'mon.

What do you got?

- Well...

Nobody even thinks
I can speak English

so they blab their
whole lives in front

of me like I'm not even there.

Some of these girls
you wouldn't believe.

They act like
they're so perfect,

but I see every single flaw.

Ridiculous clothes
and hideous hair.

And they're just
awful terrible people.

Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers.

Those godless whores.

It's all I can do not to vomit
or scream in their faces.

I just wanna like
rip out their hair.

Sometimes, I take pictures
of them with my camera phone.

It's my dream of showing
the world the truth.

It'd be funny to
see them cry tears.

Boo hoo hoo.

Boo hoo hoo hoo.

- So like a gossip column?

Are you talking about
doing a gossip column?

Okay cool.

Ming Na, gossip column.

Mr. Schneeman?

Mr. Scott Marshall Schneeman.

I'm gonna need your
full story, man.

On the record.

Names and everything.

- What is this, the
McCarthy hearings?

- Schneeman, you've
gotta fight back now!

I mean for real!

They've already hung
you by your underwear.

What else can they possibly do?

- That's what I'm worried about.

- Is anybody gonna order food?

- Absolutely, Errol.

One slice of your
famous cherry pie

and four forks.

(horns honking)

(upbeat rock music)

Evie Wallace.

What the hell does she want?

- Easy E.

Hey, you know what?

I bet she's working
out of this joint.

- Oh, as a waitress?

- No, she's a hooker, man.

She has sex with guys
in exchange for money.

- I know what a hooker is, Rob,

but no, I do not believe that.

- No, that's like
a 100% confirmed.

She sold her cherries to
some Japanese businessman

over the internet for $50,000,

which is like 520,000 Yen.

- She doesn't dress
like a hooker.

Her clothes are flawless.

- Also for her first time

she blew the entire
wrestling team last year.

100% confirmed from
multiple sources.

- Gavin Riley is an
evil son of a bitch

and anything that will
knock him down a peg

or even annoy him a little
bit, I'd like to be a part of.

- Have a seat.

I'm Gonzo Gilman,
I'm in charge here.

- I assume you
all know who I am?

- Well I don't really know
how you found out about us,

but now that you're here,
let me get you up to speed.

We're starting a newspaper here

and we plan on pissing
a lot of people off.

- No you're not gonna
make a newspaper.

- Why not?

- Newspapers are dead, okay?

You've gotta do a website
or it's a total joke.

- No, we're not hiding behind
usernames in cyberspace,

this is gonna be a
communal experience.

Something tangible,
an actual thing

that you can hold in your hands

and get the ink on your fingers.

Newspapers are dead.

You know no one really
asked you anyway.

You just walked in here.

You can go home
and blog yourself.

- Dude, what are you doing?

You know she could give
us a lot of street cred.

- Okay, let me
ask you something.

How do you plan
on paying for it?

Newspapers cost a lot of
money to print, ya know.

- Advertising.

We hit every mom and
pop shop in this town

getting crushed by
these soulless chains,

introduce them to a
whole new consumer.

- I'll take out an ad.

Couldn't hurt.

It's 50 for a full page.

- How about 40.

- Done.

See?

Don't worry about
the money, covered.

- Look, even the New York
Times has a website component.

Talk-backs,

videos,

blogs.

I mean you wanna interact
with your readers, right?

You,

you want a reaction don't you?

- I don't know anything
about web design.

- I do.

I can format your
whole newspaper.

- See, I have very specific
ideas about the formatting.

We'd have to work very
closely, together.

- Are you gonna go
all the way with this?

Or are you gonna, punk out?

- What do you think?

- I think we're all
gonna go home together

in this direction.

You guys can stay here.

We'll see you later.

- I have this pretty
classic picture of Schneeman

we should probably
use for the cover.

- Yeah, cool.

Let me give you my email.

- Oh, yeah, absolutely.

(loud rap music)

- The bubonic plague!

Yo, better double bag Gilman
or your dick's gonna fall off.

Off!

- You have no dick, asshole!

Piss off!

I hope you don't believe
everything you hear.

- No.

You know if they're lying,

you should write something too.

Set the record straight.

- Yeah, maybe I will.

- What happened between
you and Gavin Riley?

- That's nobody's business.

(instrumental music)

- You're a motherfucker
on that triangle, man.

- Thanks.

- What's your name?

- Oh, I'm Dave Melnick.

- Dave, tell me, how'd
you like to be a star?

- I'd like to be a star.

* I'm checking every
paper that I see *

* Hardly hear a mention on TV

* Who'd of thought
disease could be passe *

* It's looking like it
turned out that way *

* They make it like it said

* You go outside
(brace squeaking)

- [Rob] Most people only
see a block of stone.

The artist sees the
statue trapped inside.

* And someone needs sorrow

- Kev, Julie's my best friend.

- But you're so freaking hot.

- I know.

* This statement needs
a fire right in here *

- You skanky little ho.

* You're acting
like the doctor *

* Perfect cure

- [Schneeman] "You can chain
me, you can torture me,

"you can destroy my body,

"but you will never
imprison my mind."

Mohandas Gandhi.

- So check it out.

I finally got
those last two ads.

RJ's Records on Main
St and that kid Django

who sells weed on
the playground.

- I'll scan them in.

- Yeah, good.

- What are you up to, Gilman?

- If this school's an ass,

that's my foot.

Triple 10s.

- [Gavin] Pathetic.

- [Gonzo] Evie.

- [Evie] Did you get it?

- The double-thumb Gonzo Fist.

Hunter S. Thompson.

It really grabs the eye by
the balls of the throat.

- That doesn't make any sense,

but think I know what you mean.

I'm gonna stay up tonight,

see if I can finish
the whole lay-out.

(school bell rings)

Gonzo files number one.

- Oh my God,

Evie.

This looks so professional.

I love it.

- Wait till you see the website.

- I kinda hope Schneeman
doesn't get murdered for this.

- I know, berserk.

- Oh, this one's mine.

You might think it's
stupid so just--

- Evie.

I have like 40 plus
moronic ideas every second

and I tend to express them all.

A sex advise column?

This is cruel.

- If they want a whore,
I'll give them a whore.

(boys laughing)

Bastards.

Let them see how it feels.

- Ever feel lost, lonely,

weird, really ugly?

Last to get the joke?

You ever wonder
where the party is?

You ever get a dodge
ball on your face?

Pop a boner in your sweat pants?

Ever feel embarrassed
about being smart?

Ever feel just like
staying in bed all day,

all week, all year?

You ever feel misunderstood,
cheated, alone?

Ever wonder why nothing
ever feels easy, ever?

Well, this paper's for you.

Welcome to the Gonzo Files.

(rock music)

- Hey, that's me.

Look she's making herself puke.

Thanks for the unrealistic
body image, bitch.

- What?

I'm not bulimic, you asshole.

I was puking my guts out
from the cafeteria food.

- [Woman] Right.

- [Male] The Hendrix
of the triangle?

Yeah.

- [Male] Oh my God.

That's brutal.

- [Male] Hardcore.

- [Male] Damn, they put
him in a whole locker!

- [Male] Who are these creeps?

- You whore!

(girls grunting)

- [Woman] Knock it off!

- "I have had the
misfortune of being bullied

"by Johnny Rock since he
came to Parker in 9th grade.

"Over the years
he has worked long

"and hard to perfect his
patented wedgie technique

"that combines elements
of public humiliation

"and excruciating physical pain

"into a veritable
bouillabaisse of terror.

"Take it from me, in the
world of raging assholes--"

- "Johnny Rock stands alone."

Congratulations, Johnny.

You earned it.

Now if you'll excuse us,

we're late for gym.

- Physical education,
that's important.

Why aren't you dead right now?

- [Male] Everyone knows
Marlene Katsmeyer's

curvy just not like this.

Haters, eat your hearts out.

- Damn, Elephant girl
really is smokin'.

Horny Rob!

You go, boy!

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Wait, listen to this.

"Dear Easy E, I have
a very small penis.

"In fact, I'm one
of the few guys

"who can actually
pee on his own balls.

"Do you know of
any procedures or

"exercise that can improve
my length and girth?

"Please help.

"I'm scared I'll never be
able to please a woman.

"Sincerely, Ryan McCloud."

That preppy guy who
always wears rugby shirts.

(everyone laughing)

- This letter is bullshit!

(everyone laughing)

I am long

and strong!

- No.

I've seen your sad,
sad excuse for a penis.

Last year when I gave you a
hummer in the boys' bathroom?

Don't you remember?

I mean, at least that's
what you told everybody.

What are you, you
saying it's not true?

You're a nasty little
liar, aren't you, Ryan?

Say it.

Say "I'm a nasty little liar
and I deserve to be spanked."

Say it.

- Say it.
- Say it!

- [Crowd] Say it, say it!

Say it, say it!

Say it, say it!

- Say it.

- You can go to hell!

- I want these
written in English.

- [Intercom] Attention.

Attention students,
will Edward Gilman

please report to the
principal Roy's Office.

(everyone cheering)

Ah, Mr. Gilman.

You caused quite
a commotion today.

But that's now always
such a bad thing, yes?

- No.

We think it's
cute, what you did.

- Cute?

- Well, you certainly
hit a nerve.

Have a seat.

Now, there's a lot about your

paper that is inappropriate.

and in very poor taste

and I seriously considered
disciplining you.

But your essential message

saluting the unsung heroes of
Parker Prep has real value.

Gonzo,

as long as you agree
to tone it down, a lot,

and to work under
Gavin's supervision,

we're prepared to give
you a small budget

and to make your little paper

an official supplement
of The Courier.

Well, what do you think?

(Gavin clears throat)

- Well, gentlemen,

I'm flattered by your offer.

Really.

But you see,

if I accept your money

then I have to
accept your rules.

And sorry, but my readers
will not allow the Gonzo

to be censored by anybody.

- Let me put it another way.

If you put out another issue,

I'm going to suspend you.

- Huh.

Well I guess you'll
do what you have to do

and I'll do what I have to do.

Meeting adjourned?

Great.

- Big mistake, Gilman.

Big mistake.

- May I say it was fun?

It's been a really long
time since I've had fun.

- Cute.

He called my paper "cute."

- [Evie] Who?

- Who do you think?

- Look, Riley?

Who cares what that
asshole thinks.

Don't let him get
in your head, Gonzo.

That's what he wants.

- What if he's right?

What if people really
do see this paper

as just another prank?

Like streaking across
stage during graduation.

- But that's not what this is.

Look, on the website,

people are already
sending me letters.

Real letters looking for advice.

And not just about
perverted sex shit either.

You have no idea how many girls

were screwed over
in this school.

I'm gonna try and help.

- See that's cool.

I mean yeah, your
thing is really cool.

What did I write?

About some stupid shit
about a triangle player.

Great reporters find great
subjects, change things.

- Give yourself a break.

It was only the first issue.

(rock music)

- Okay, this is the premise.

Parker Prep was actually built

over a graveyard for
the criminally insane.

And now, these psychotic
ghosts all rise

up from the dead and
killing everyone in school.

It's up to a band
of brave students

well-versed in the dark
arts to save the day.

- And these brave students
are led by Hyperion?

- That is correct.

- I have the first
16 issues ready.

- Deadline's November 23rd.

Next!

- I devised Wordoku.

Which is like Sudoku
but for word lovers.

They're fiendishly clever.

- I don't think so.

- This is a manifesto
on the coming

environmental apocalypse.

I wanna print it
on the front page.

Every word.

- That's cool, man.

Okay.

Glad someone's looking ahead.

Planning for the future.

- "It's called out and
about in Parker Prep"

If you're in the closet,

we will hunt you down and
drag you out by force.

We're bullshit detectors too.

- Right on.

- His problem is he's
not horny enough.

I want nudity.

I want spy cams in the girls'
locker room kinda shit.

I mean quit teasing me, man.

- More T and A.

Duly noted, thank you very much.

- You don't have to
be dicks about it.

- I'm Stone, this is Malloy.

- What are you guys, characters
from a mid-70s cop show?

(friends chuckling)

- No, we're sophomores.

And we love The Gonzo.

- We want be your
interns, ya know.

Fetch you coffee.

- Run your errands, whatever.

- We just wanna learn.

- Yeah.

You guys wanna help?

Get everybody in a line.

Tell them they'll all
get a chance as long

as they order something to eat.

- You mean we're hired?

- Correct.

(upbeat music)

- [Stone] Okay, people!

You wanna talk, you gotta eat!

- [Malloy] Take a menu
and line your asses up!

- Stone and Malloy,
good addition.

(school bell rings)

- Hey!

Are you gonna tell
me what's going on?

- With what?

- With Easy.

You're hanging out, right?

- No.

- C'mon.

She 420-friendly,
bareback-rider,

- Dude, c'mon.

Stop.

She's not like that.

- No, no.

You are spending all
of your time with her.

You cannot tell me that
you're just friends.

- We're

colleagues.

Yeah, colleagues.

- Oh Jesus, you are an idiot!

You.

Sloppy Joe-time, of course.

Oh, fantastic!

Thank you very much.

I'm telling you, sir,
you need to try this out.

It's unbelievable.

- Look, I bring my
lunch from home.

I'll give you half.

It's brain food.

- Oh no!

No, that shit is nasty.

Please okay.

Just give my man the Joe.

- I think I want the Joe.

- Give him the Joe.

- Okay!

Alright.

You want the Sloppy Joe?

You got it.

Here, take a little more.

Nice and

sloppy.

(Gonzo vomiting)

- How long's he been in there?

- A while.

He's been there a while.

He's got a weak stomach.

- I hope he's okay.

- Yeah, yeah, I'm
sure he's fine.

You okay.

Doing well these days?

- Yeah.

Yeah?

- I've got it!

We do an investigative piece

into the health conditions
in our cafeteria.

They shut us in that lunchroom
and then they poison us!

I bet a lot of kids have
gotten sick this year.

We have to find out why.

- I'm gonna give you a
couple of breath mints.

'Cause your breath
really smell bad right

now due to the vomit
in your throat.

It's gonna help.

- This is the story.

- Where do we start?

- We have to get the
school nurse's records.

- Gonzo!

Those are confidential.

It'll never happen.

- Right, and all
part of the cover-up.

- Yeah.

Let me get my laptop.

I got an idea.

- [Gonzo] What's your idea?

- Let's put a poll
question on the website.

(upbeat music)

Let's see if we
got any responses.

- Yeah.

* This is what I like to say

* Talking on the phone

* Just walk away

* And cry

* For so long

- Oh, sorry.

Not a lot of people
come up here.

No one, actually, comes up here.

- I'll be good.

You won't have to hit me.

* Listen to the
voice that says *

* Oh alright

- [Evie] Oh my God, we
have 11 hits already.

- You're kidding me.

- Look who's liking
the site now, huh?

- I can see that
it's a useful tool.

I don't see why you have
to rub it in my face.

- Hey look, that cheerleader
really wasn't bulimic.

She was out of school
with salmonella.

- Salmonella is a
really serious illness.

She probably got
a doctor's note.

- That's hard evidence,
we can print it.

- Could scan it.

- This is really big.

- We have to
interview everybody.

- Okay, let's go
over what we know.

The majority of these complaints

are about the Sloppy Joe,
the taco, or the burger.

So, class,

what do all these
things have in common?

- The meat.

- The meat.

- The meat.

- The meat!

- Good job, Rob.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, the meat.

The beef.

I wonder what company
Parker Prep uses?

- You could ask
Principal Roy about that.

- No, I couldn't.

'Cause then he'd know
we're doing another issue.

Only one way to find out.

(rock music)

- Let's do it.

- [Gonzo] My God, look!

(cans clanking)
(rats squeaking)

- Anybody in here?

Goddamn, Ratatouille!

Every night with you guys!

- Let's keep shooting.

This stuff is gold.

Not only were
conditions shocking,

but further investigation
revealed this meat

Which is only used in pet
food and school lunches.

The expiration dates
were all slightly off.

Gonzo people demand answers.

Gonzo people demand justice.

We will not stop
until both are ours.

- Unacceptable!

- I told you I wasn't lying.

This is why I puked, bitches.

- [Woman] Oh my god!

Have you seen this?

This is disgusting.

I'm never going in there again.

- The ink work is insane.

This is like early Steve Ditko.

- Thanks, bro.

I can put you in the next issue.

Any superpower you want.

- I wanna see through walls.

- Yes!

(people chattering)

- You're kidding me.

Okay, everybody!

Listen up!

There are inspectors from
the Board of Health in there.

They're shutting
the cafeteria down!

We won!

(crowd cheering)

So I don't think Roy can
keep us inside anymore.

I mean, we've gotta
eat somewhere, right?

Let's get the hell outta here!

(crowd cheering)

- [Crowd] Gonzo! Gonzo!

Gonzo! Gonzo!

Gonzo! Gonzo!

- I'm hungry!

Get some mushu pork!

Get a salad for Christ sake!

- You really think you
can beat me, Gilman?

Please.

You're playing checkers
and I'm playing chess.

I'm always 10 steps ahead.

- Whatever, man.

- Roy would like to see you.

Now.

- We had no idea he
was even doing this.

Doesn't that bother you?

- Honey, you act like he's
building bombs in the garage.

- He's been suspended, Arthur.

That means he can't
make the honor roll.

His grades are slipping too.

Columbia's gonna laugh at him.

- You are like a robot now.

Who's programming you?

This is magic.

Okay?

Some people never
do anything this

special their whole lives

and you are missing it.

I'm not even sure they have
a right to suspend you.

We should, I mean,
you should fight it.

There are some first
amendment issues here.

- Oh god, not the
First Amendment.

- He should be able to write
what he wants to write Diane.

No one's disputing the
facts of the story are they?

- Oh my god, stop it!

Do you want to
make a bigger mess?

Let him get through high school

then he can save the world.

Listen, Eddie.

I know how special you are.

But you just can't
act on every impulse.

If you don't plan for life
and put things in place,

you're gonna regret it.

Trust me.

(rock music)

(door knocking)

- Are you Gonzo Gilman?

The Parker Prep whistle-blower?

- Yeah that's me.

- I'm Charlie Ronald.

I do a segment called
Local Heroes on New York 3.

- Oh yeah.

Charlie Ronald, On the streets.

- And in your face.

That's me, yeah.

Mind if I ask you
a few questions?

- Oh yeah, sure.

- You might wanna put
some pants on first.

- How'd you find me?

- You're not the only
one chasing stories, kid.

* Get behind the struggle

* Get behind the struggle

- Stencil.

Here you go, man, that's yours.

Look, Gonzo's like
Nelson Mandela

or John Gotti.

Someone who fought
for his people,

ended up in jail because of it.

And now, it's all of
our responsibility

to spread the word, okay!

I mean, are you
with us, brother?

That's what I'm talking about.

- We've gotten 97 signatures.

Roy's gotta know
how we feel, man.

No justice, no peace!

- [Everyone] No
justice, no peace!

No justice!

- Who said the revolution
wouldn't be televised?

- Now that's what I call lunch.

- You watching it?

- It's insane.

- [Charlie] 27 code violations
in the school cafeteria,

but Principal Roy still
refuses to comment.

- We'll be making
a full statement.

Okay, we're not gonna do
it in the parking lot.

All right, not now!

- [Charlie] Meanwhile Gonzo
Gilman is sweating out

the 4th day of a week-long
- Shh, shh, shh.

- [Charlie] suspension
that many feel is unjust.

The question must be asked.

Is the wrong person
being punished here?

Does Parker Prep even have
the right to censor him?

This is Charlie Ronald
for New York Free News.

On the streets and in your face.

- [Reporter] And now with
a look at your weather,

here's Robert.

- Charlie Ronald is
your old college buddy.

You made him do
this, didn't you?

You know how Eddie
gets carried away.

You're just setting
him up for a fall.

- I know your early
decision at Brown, Evie.

But check this out.

The dean from Columbia
finally wrote me back.

He's impressed with my stuff

and apparently, I'm
on the shortlist.

I know, it's huge.

Dean fucking Herbert on
the Gonzo's jock, you know?

- Who says he's gonna fall?

- Hey, come back
and see us again.

I sing on Thursdays.

- [Customer] See ya later.

- That's a good cup of coffee.

Busy day, huh?

- Just like the old
days before McDonald's

and Pizza Hut moved in.

You couldn't get a
table in this place.

- This whole Gonzo thing
must be good for you, huh?

- Saved my business,
I'll tell you that.

For now anyway.

- Well, it cuts both
ways, doesn't it?

- What do you mean?

- Well, you are his
biggest advertiser, right?

- First advertiser too.

I'm the one that got
the whole ball rolling.

- You see?

He couldn't do it without you.

- I guess we helped each other.

- I'll say you have.

- Listen, we're
open in the backroom

for the first time since '98.

We're gonna have a big party.

Why don't you come.

- Saturday night?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- [Errol] It'll be fun.

- Maybe I'll check it out.

(loud rock music)

* Well I light the fire

* 'Cause it's getting dark

* Take take a light

* Tear it apart

- Thank you very much.

- Hey, what's up?

- Hey, is Gonzo here yet?

He's coming, right?

- He said he was
coming but you know,

he's grounded so who knows.

- Okay.

Hey, dude!

(dog barking)

(rock music)

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids don't leave

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

- We got Gonzo.

30 seconds to stage.

* Give us all a nod

* That it's overrun

* That's who we wanna be

* Oh be

* Oh be

* Oh

(crowd cheering)

- Alright Melnick!

Alright Melnick!

Get his ass off the stage!

Ladies and gentlemen,

the moment you've
all been waiting for.

My man, the freedom
fighter from Parker Prep.

Give it up for Gonzo Gilman!

Gonzo!
(crowd cheering)

- My people!

My people!

- [Crowd] Gonzo! Gonzo!

- What schools,

and police,

and governments fail to realize

is that we've got the power!

(crowd cheering)

But you know what's
a damn shame,

is when we forget that too.

But you know what
I'm seeing right now?

I'm seeing that we're
starting to realize.

Do you see that?
(crowd cheering)

Do you see that!

Do you see what we can do!

- [Male] You gonna
print another issue?

- What do you think?

(rock music)

- I'm from North.

He's from Central.

She's from GW.

Look, we wanna go Gonzo
on our schools too.

We wanna really blow
some shit up there.

- Right on.

But we can just send
you the lay-outs.

All you have to do
is fill 'em out.

- That would be awesome.

- Just tell the truth,
brothers and sisters.

That's all I ask.

- Even if the truth hurts.

What's up, Gilman?

- Riley?

- I came to
congratulate you, man.

You had an idea,

you followed it through,

and it worked.

That's pretty cool, man.

- Thanks, man.

- You know, our humble little
paper is coming out on Monday.

It's not the Gonzo but

there's a really
interesting article in there

I think you should check out.

- Okay.

- Evie.

Evie Wallace!

(Gavin chuckling)

You are glowing.

I'm really happy for you.

For both of you.

Monday.

- We should get
outta here, right?

This party's totally dying down.

- Yeah.

- We can go back to my place.

My parents are gone.

After after party.

Just the staff.

- All right, yeah.

- [Rob] Okay.

- Rally the troops.

(girls giggling)

- You know, I've been working
it and I've been working it.

I think tonight it's
finally going down.

- [Gonzo] What?

- Every man's fantasy.

You know what the French
call "eating for three?"

- [Woman] Robbie.

- Robbie.

- Hello ladies.

- Oh sweet Jesus, no.

- Oh yes.

Pretty nervous you know,

'cause it's my first time but

I put my camera in
there, I set it up,

so I'm just gonna
film myself doing it

and then I can watch it
later and see how I did.

Hey, I'll show it
to you if you want.

- Oh no, that's really okay.

- Okay.

Wish me luck, man.

- Praying for you.

- [Rob] Let's hope
there's enough of me

* Woo

* Yeah, yeah, yeah

- Oh hell yeah.

* Well, whoa, whoa, whoa

* Yeah

* Mm

(man screaming)

- So, are you a virgin?

(fridge rattling)

- What?

- Have you ever had sex?

- Whoa, we're just really
diving in there, aren't we?

Remember Elizabeth Frankel?

She moved away last year.

She was in our grade.

We've been best friends
since elementary school.

We made this pact
to get it over with.

- How was it?

- Embarrassing,
if truth be told.

Yeah.

Well there I was humping away,

thought I was doing great.

Really thought I was
championing that sex.

I looked up at one point to
see how she was liking it.

She had this confused,

sorrowful look on her face.

Turns out my dick was actually
caught in her comforter.

- Get out!

- I won't.

It was a really soft
and satiny comforter.

You've gotta believe me.

Anyway, then we finally
got it in for real.

You know that whole
awkward dance.

Just really trying to
keep my flag flying.

And finally she gets into it

and she starts
moving around and,

it was over in like 10 seconds?

Seven seconds?

Yup.

I was a real pleasure
machine that night.

So what about you?

You ever do it?

Evie, c'mon, I told you mine.

You gotta tell me yours.

Laws of reciprocation.

- Oh really, I didn't realize
there are laws involved here.

- Well now you know.

- It's not a good story.

I'm sorry I brought it up.

I think you brought
it up because

you really wanna tell me.

Evie, my first time
was with a blanket.

- [Rob] Gonzo!

Gonzo are you up there!

I need water!

We need water stat!

- Let's get some air.

Last year, I had to take this
science class with Riley.

And I had this mad crush
on him like all the girls.

And I was trying to flirt
with him and everything,

finally he invited me to
this really cool party

and I wore this little dress.

And I got really drunk.

It was stupid but,

I was just really
nervous, ya know.

Anyway, I wind up losing
my virginity to the guy.

Which was okay.

It was sort of what I wanted.

But it turned into
this total nightmare.

I was so messed up that

I didn't notice his jock buddies

were there cheering us on.

And after he was finished

this other guy tried
to get in on me.

And I had to fight him off.

And I was crying.

I was trying to
get my clothes on.

I was trying to get
out of the house.

It was horrible.

And Gavin Riley acted like
the whole thing was a joke.

He didn't defend me or anything.

He,

he laughed.

He totally disputes it
at school the next day

and all these
rumors started that

I did the whole wrestling
team or whatever.

He ruined my life.

- Son of a bitch.

- Ever since then not only

have I not had a boyfriend,

I really don't have anybody.

Just sort of

shut down,

I guess.

- Evie,

Evie listen.

Not everybody in this world

is an asshole like Gavin Riley.

I'm not.

- I know.

Let's go slow, okay.

- This is great.

- [Diane] Eddie!

Breakfast!

Hey Mr. Sandman, get up,
get up, get up, get up!

* Ooh

* Ooh

- [Male] Hey, Gilman!

(imitates chicken)

- You need a life.

- Yo Gonzo, is it true?

- Did you really do it, Gonzo?

- Do what?

(ominous rock music)

What the hell?

- Listen up, Gonzo

Riley has proposed the
following chain of events

that Errol bankrolled
your paper,

and you broke into
the school at night

and planted the rats and
roaches in the kitchen.

The health inspectors came
and closed down the cafeteria

necessitating the need
for at off-campus dining,

thus saving Errol's business.

Riley claims that was your plan.

- That is ridiculous!

- Yeah, well, the thing is,

Riley has a pretty
good slam on us.

He's even got surveillance
photos in here and everything.

- Yeah, but these are from
when we got the footage.

We didn't plant anything.

- No.

- He actually expects
people to believe this?

You better be suspending Riley!

- Calm down, Mr. Gilman.

- Calm down.

I got in trouble for
telling the truth.

This is nothing but lies.

Don't tell me he's gonna skate.

- There's gonna be a
thorough investigation,

believe me and I
don't answer to you.

- Well, I'm gonna do a
little thorough investigation

of my own, if you don't mind.

- I do mind.

In fact, if you respond with
another issue of your paper,

I'll kick you out of school.

You and all your sidekicks.

Consider yourselves warned.

- This article is
bullshit and you know it.

- Prove it.

- Prove it?

I'm gonna destroy you.

- You better watch
it, little guy.

I've got the goods on everybody.

Take it easy.

- What was that about?

- I don't know.

I don't wanna find out.

- I have a plan, guys.

I've been thinking
about it all day.

We do what we have to do.

We have to interview
those health inspectors.

Get the nurse's full records.

Do a background check
on Continental Meats.

We gotta fight back.

Okay, so who wants to do what?

Anyone?

- We've all been
talking a little bit.

- Behind my back?

- No man, c'mon.

We just don't think that
we should do another issue.

- What?

- We've already taken
this so much further

than we ever thought we could

and it's been awesome but--

- We cannot get expelled.

- Oh god.

Schneeman, nobody's
getting expelled.

First amendment, man.

Roy's bluffing.

- I'm sorry, I can't risk it.

I've worked my whole life
to get into Princeton.

- My parents will
have a shit fit.

- This might blow
your minds guys

but some things are more
important than college.

- [Evie] Riley's
story is bullshit!

- Yeah.

- You're over-reacting.

Okay, just put something
on the website, like,

"Anyone can make allegations
without a shred of proof.

"We stand by our story 100%."

You know?

Stand strong.

- You guys just aren't seeing
the bigger picture here.

Gonzo Gilman isn't just
your friend anymore.

Okay?

He's a public figure.

He's a public figure
that stands for truth,

and justice, and freedom.

And that is why
if we don't prove

that everything in that
article is an outright lie,

and the man who
wrote them is a liar,

my name is dirt!

And everything we've
done together is dirt!

We need one more issue, come on!

One little hit and you all fold.

I mean, what's wrong
with all of you?

- Well, this talking
in the third person

business is kinda
creepy for one.

- Gonzo,

all you have to do is graduate

and you get to go to
your dream school.

Are you really gonna
let Riley ruin that?

Then he really wins.

You need to let this go.

- Remember history.

If Napoleon had
stopped at Austerlitz,

he never would've
had his Waterloo.

- Jesus!

You're just scared of Riley.

That's what this is.

You know it.

- So I got about
eight pounds of it.

- So we're gonna eat it

for the next seven months.

What's wrong?

- Nobody cares about
the truth, dad!

- What?

- [Gonzo] Why didn't
you tell me that?

- [Arthur] Eddie!

(door knocking)

Eddie, open the door.

(slow rock music)

(father mumbling)

* Mirror mirror

* On the wall

* Who's the greatest
of them all *

* My name Mohammed

* Bore Jesus too

* Who's Mathia be good for you

* 'Cause I came

* And I saw

- [Worker] Would you like
to try the capon, sir?

- Looks delicious.

- Now that's what
I call spread, Gav.

- [Worker] Fresh capon?

- Yeah.

- Belgian endive?

- Okay folks, let's settle down.

We're gonna get started.

Let's quiet down, folks.

Let's sit down.

- What fresh hell is this?

- Today is a very proud
day at Parker Prep.

Our own Gavin Riley has
won the Van Buren Prize.

The most prestigious history
award in the country.

(crowd applauding)

And it's for his paper
The History of Torture

Tactics and
Psychological Warfare.

- Torture tactics and
psychological warfare?

- Incredibly, Gavin is the third

member of the Riley
family to win this award.

And his brothers, Shawn and
Marcus, are with us today.

Come on up, guys.

They're passing the torch.

Let me see if I got this right.

Shaun is at Dartmouth?

- Yup.

- Yes, and Marcus is at Yale.

And Gavin, you wanna tell us
where you're going next year?

- Stanford.

Early decision.

- Stanford, how 'bout that?

(audience applauding)

Mr. and Mrs. Riley
should write a book.

Gavin Riley, why don't you
say a few words, please.

Congratulations.

- Thank you.

Thanks.

I just want to say that

standing on this stage
with my two brothers,

it's the proudest
moment of my life.

- Schneeman!

Are you gonna tell me
what's going on, man?

- What do you mean?

- Psychological Warfare?

The history of torture tactics.

Those are your twin passions.

You were gonna write your
Van Buren paper on that.

- Riley just had the same idea.

- Schneeman, we have been
through too much together.

Okay, man.

Level with me.

Did you make some
kind of deal with him?

- This is totally
off the record.

You can't tell anyone, okay?

Promise.

- [Gonzo] Yeah.

- I gave him my
paper in exchange

for protection from the bullies
for the entire school year.

- What?

You've gotta be kidding me!

- It's true.

And honestly, I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.

And I'm living fear-free
for the first time,

floating on air!

It's like a terrible
weight has been lifted.

- The onions on this guy!

I swear, sometimes
- Gonzo!

- he thinks he's the master.
- Gonzo.

- [Schneeman] Gonzo.

You can't tell anyone.

Please.

Please.

- Remember when you found out

that Santa Claus
didn't really exist?

That your father was
really the tooth fairy

or that Barry Bonds didn't get

his muscles from eating spinach?

Well, my friends, today, sadly,

another idol must fall.

(school bell rings)

- [Rob] Holy shit.

Gonzo has completely
lost his mind.

- King, Gandhi or Parks
I sort of understand

but Patrick Henry has no
historical relevance whatsoever.

- Schneeman, you
better look at this.

- [Gonzo] Scott Marshall
Schneeman had enough.

Enough of the teasing,
of the beatings,

of the humiliations he had
to suffer his entire life.

So, when Gavin Riley came

to him with a
nefarious proposal,

that would make his troubles
magically disappear,

Schneeman was more
than ready to listen.

- This is bad.

So bad.

- [Gonzo] A pretty
Parker Prep student,

who shall remain nameless,

made the mistake of
falling for Riley's charms.

Last year, he invited
her to a party

and she accepted
expecting a night of fun,

possibly even romance.

But what she experienced
that night was a horror

that changed her life forever.

(rock music)

* Lovely fingertips on my lips

* I don't

- [Gonzo] All his
academic records

should be called into
question including his SATs.

He should probably be
tested for steroids too

because he probably
cheats at wrestling.

Gavin Riley is a total fraud,

academically,
personally, morally.

He needs to be unmasked
in every conceivable way.

* Little hooks
stuck on my back *

* 10 little tears that
make their attack *

* Your fat cherry lips

- How could you do this to us?

- You turned out to
be worse than Riley.

- You did this alone?

* Your fat cherry lips

- In my office now.

You are suspended indefinitely

pending an expulsion hearing.

* It's so fun to love someone

* Just try try to
get, get over it *

- [Gonzo] Schneeman,
I'm coming, man!

- No! No!

No, get away from me!

Get away!

Get away from me!

You broke your promise.

I'd rather stay up here a
week than be helped by you.

Leave!

You're not my friend!

Leave!

Why are you still here?

Leave!

Leave!

Go!

Go!
* Cherry lips

- Good for you, Schneeman.

Good for you man.

- Evie, thank God.

I've been calling you all day.

You're not gonna believe
the day I'm having.

- [Evie] Fuck off!

- What?

What's wrong?

- [Evie] Look at the
website, asshole!

- Did Riley post this?

- [Evie] I told you
to leave him alone

but you wouldn't listen.

- Okay but, we can take this,

we can take this out.

We can delete it from the site.

We're the administrators.

- [Evie] It's all over YouTube!

(people laughing)
(Evie crying)

- [Gonzo] Evie.

Fuck!

- One time!

One time!

I cheated and you had
to bust me like that?

They're gonna take
away my prize.

Stanford is gonna
review my transcript.

You fucked up everything!

- You shouldn't
have done it man.

- You are nothing.

Nothing!

Nobody cares what you do.

My family...

I have to win.

You have no idea how much
fucking pressure I'm under!

- How could you do that to Evie?

- You did it to her, Gilman!

(Gavin punches)

(door creaking)

- Hey, I just missed
you at the hospital.

My phone was off.

Is he alright?

- He's gonna be fine.

He had to get a few stitches,
but he's gonna be alright.

- You okay?

You were right.

This is a total disaster.

I can't believe he
might not graduate.

I just get so caught up, babe.

I just want Eddie to
have an interesting life.

And try for great things.

Everything shouldn't
be about pressure

and stress and tests.

- I know.

I know, I know, I
tend to forget that.

You're not the only one
who gets carried away.

- Jesus.

(door knocking)

Eddie?

Eddie.

Jesus.

Let me see.

Wanna tell me what happened?

- I messed up so bad.

I hurt everyone I care about.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

- Sometimes you
just have to look

the world in the eye
and say you're sorry.

- You mean like throw myself

at the mercy of the
courts type of deal?

- And pray they forgive you.

I've had a little
practice of that myself.

- Yeah.

- You need anything?

- I'm fine.

- I'm deeply sorry that I did

not live up to what
was expected of me.

To every New Yorker
and to all those who

believed in what I
tried to stand for,

I sincerely apologize.

- Indeed, I did have
a relationship with

Ms. Lewinsky that
was not appropriate.

Now this matter is
between me, my wife,

and our daughter, and our God.

I must put it right.

And I am prepared to do
whatever it takes to do so.

- I have sinned
against you, my Lord.

And I would ask that
Your precious blood

would wash and cleanse

every stain.

* It's a shame

- In the past week,

I ruined my chance
to go to college,

I lost all my friends.

The one girl I ever cared about

will probably never
talk to me again.

I also got my face kicked in.

But after everything I've done,

I probably got off easy.

You believed in me,

and I betrayed you all.

To the Gonzo staff,

Rob, Ming Na.

I'm sorry I let my
stupid egotistical war

get in the way of the beautiful
thing we built together.

Scott Marshall Schneeman,

you told me something
in confidence, man,

and I sold you out.

I hope you can forgive
me but if you can't,

hey, I get it.

To the unnamed girl,

the last thing I wanted
to do was hurt you.

I've never felt this bad about

anything before in my life.

But that probably
doesn't help you much.

I'll do anything.

I'll accept any
form of punishment,

the crueler the better.

Just give me another chance.

* Elevate us straight
into my skull *

* The escalator

* Rises as it falls

* I swear a jet is crashing

* In my mind

* You can hold on

* But I wouldn't
waste your time *

* Farewell my

* Black balloon

* Farewell my

* Black balloon

* I stood in the
thousand streets *

- Hey.

I heard they let you back in.

- Yeah, my mom sweet-talked

Principal Roy at that
hearing pretty hard.

There's no more Gonzo.

That's for sure.

- We wanna start
up again next year.

- If that's okay with you.

- Yeah, and we'll
do it all online.

There are no principals
in cyberspace.

- We feel it's our duty, Gonzo.

The voice of the
underdog must be heard.

Power to the people.

- Power to the people.

Yeah.

Riley been around?

- Hasn't shown his face.

- What a pussy.

(phone ringing)

- [Malloy] He should take
his lumps like a man.

(light rock music)

* Nobody knows where you go

- Evie!

* After school

* All the cruel cruel things

* You do with friends

* How will you keep

- Thanks for seeing me.

I just--

- Don't tell me you're sorry.

I know you're sorry.

And don't think your little
video meant anything.

It was just another
Gonzo Gilman Production.

All about you.

- Then what am I doing here?

- Let's talk in the car.

After I saw that clip of
me naked at the party,

I swore I'll never
talk to you again.

I turned off all my lights.

Put on some really
depressing music.

Got under my covers.

I was ready to say
screw the world.

Shut everybody out.

Somehow it didn't
feel right this time.

- What?

- Playing the victim.

It wasn't me anymore.

I know how to fight back now.

No matter what

asshole,

asshole

thing you did,

you gave me that.

You and your paper.

That was big.

- So what are you saying, Evie?

I mean, are we friends again?

Can we be friends again?

- Can I trust you?

I mean really,

really trust you?

- My heart broke for you, Evie.

- I know it did.

- I learned my lesson.

(Gonzo chuckling)

- What's so funny?

- I'm just really relieved.

This has been killing me.

- Don't get so
ahead of yourself.

You still need to be punished.

Let's just say you
better watch your back.

- Okay, I think I
can live with that.

(light rock music)

- Do you want to get some food?

- Yeah.

Yeah, we should probably
throw Errol some business.

- So, what's the
deal with this car?

- [Gonzo] That is a
whole other story.

* Just walk away and cry

* 'Cause so long

* The holidays we spent

- [Gonzo] Did
Riley post or Evie?

- [Rob] No, but I did.

You have to scroll
down a little bit more.

- [Rob] Bingo, there we go.

- Oh no, Rob!

Not the sex tape

- Yup, I posted the tape of
me having sex with women.

Press play.

- [Gonzo] I really
don't want to.

- Push play

and you will see
me communicating

with God,

with my body.

- Okay.

* Woo

* Well yeah yeah
- See this?

This is my truth.

Isn't that what Gonzo was
supposed to be all about?

- Okay, don't touch me, dude.

- That's fine.

Watch the rest of it 'cause
the end is really good.

(rock music)

* Well I light the fire

* And tear it apart

* 'Cause we hate
hate the world *

* And we don't wanna stop

* We've got time to refuse

* And there's more more to us

* Oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us die

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Change change it all

* 'Cause I'm getting bored

* And let's

* Burn down the wall

* We need me some more

* And we'll lose
lose our heads *

* And we'll lose track of time

* 'Cause we, we
need some thrills *

* And they're so hard to find

* Go find

* Go

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* Give us all a nod

* That it's on the run

* That's who we wanna be

* Oh oh oh

(people whistling)

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* There's a party now

* In the part of town

* Where the kids all meet

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh let us die

* Oh oh oh

* Give us all a nod

* That it's on the run

* That's where we wanna be

* Oh oh oh

* Oh be
* Oh oh oh

* Oh be
* Oh oh oh

(people whistling)