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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,840 Take this. 4 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,400 Let's get a move on or we'll never be done with it. 5 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:52,440 Let's get a move on or we'll never be done with it. 6 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,280 Stop thief! Stop him! 7 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,920 Stop him! 8 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,760 Stop thief! 9 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,160 Stop him! 10 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,840 Stop him! 11 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:29,880 Stop him! 12 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,400 You devil! 13 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,440 I've got you, thief! 14 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:36,480 I've got you, thief! 15 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,040 Stop him! Stop thief! 16 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,440 Stop him! 17 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:45,480 Stop him! 18 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,560 Stop! 19 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,800 Stop him! Stop thief! 20 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,840 Stop! 21 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:57,880 Stop! 22 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,040 - Come on! - Vermin! 23 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,280 Come on! Keep moving! 24 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,040 Come on! 25 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,680 - Where are they taking the poor devil? - To court! 26 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,760 So long! Court! 27 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,840 That's where all folks like him end up sooner or later. 28 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:29,880 That's where all folks like him end up sooner or later. 29 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:35,320 So do many minor events occurred in the city end up in court. 30 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,520 Take this swearword, 31 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,080 it will be examined, checked and judged. 32 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:41,120 it will be examined, checked and judged. 33 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:45,080 This fruiterers' brawl will also end up in court. 34 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,120 This fruiterers' brawl will also end up in court. 35 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,600 How do I know all this? 36 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,600 Allow me to introduce myself, Augusto Mencacci. 37 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,160 Profession, eyewitness. 38 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,360 He who seeks me, finds me every day here in court. 39 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:03,640 For felonies going up to 3 years and fines up to 100,000 liras, 40 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:08,200 this is the place where an inflexible justice is dealt out. 41 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:08,240 this is the place where an inflexible justice is dealt out. 42 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:13,280 How often have you gone past this building 43 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,560 and not thought of going in 44 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:20,400 or not thought there isn't in the whole city a free show 45 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:20,440 or not thought there isn't in the whole city a free show 46 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,920 worth seeing more than... 47 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,280 A DAY IN COURT 48 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,080 This film is dedicated to the "usual Mr Nobody", 49 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,320 to hen snatchers and wallet snatchers at tram stops, 50 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,080 to their counsellors, to clerks, to those who fight on buses, 51 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,160 and to the evicted. 52 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,320 To all those who one day became the characters 53 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,000 of the daily events of petty justice. 54 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,080 The authors of the film thank these characters 55 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,400 who often without knowing from the short news story columns in newspapers 56 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:42,440 who often without knowing from the short news story columns in newspapers 57 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,680 have collaborated with them. 58 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,600 Court is my kingdom, my field of action. 59 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:53,440 When I meet a lout here, I go up to him, get friendly, 60 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:53,480 When I meet a lout here, I go up to him, get friendly, 61 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,400 and take him to the court café. 62 00:03:55,440 --> 00:04:01,320 I had bread, prickly pears and chillies for breakfast. Why come to the café? 63 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,800 It's the court café, the heart of justice! 64 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,280 - Two coffees and cakes! - No, coffee and nothing else! 65 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,400 No, plenty of cakes! 66 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:09,440 No, plenty of cakes! 67 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,360 - What's your problem? - I got a note saying... 68 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,600 Hello? Yes, it's the court café. Counsellor Terenzi? 69 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:21,400 - Counsellor Terenzi! What a pain! - Here's Terenzi! 70 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:26,400 Hello, this is Counsellor Terenzi. Who's speaking? 71 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,200 Commendatore! How are you? 72 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:28,240 Commendatore! How are you? 73 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,280 Sorry? He called you "a cuckold"? 74 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,200 Cuckold, perfect! 75 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,440 No, I meant it's defamation. Clause 594. 76 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:37,480 No, I meant it's defamation. Clause 594. 77 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,840 Hold on, I'm noting it down. "Cuckold..." 78 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:41,880 Hold on, I'm noting it down. "Cuckold..." 79 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,760 - So? - So... 80 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,400 I got this note signed by the judge. 81 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,080 Have a look, I'm no expert. 82 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,800 It's very simple. 83 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,800 I'm a good friend of the judge, 84 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,840 and so is my friend the lawyer. - What's the matter? 85 00:04:59,840 --> 00:04:59,880 and so is my friend the lawyer. - What's the matter? 86 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,360 It's serious. 87 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,920 - It's a serious case. - No! 88 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,080 - It is! - Could I go to jail? 89 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,280 Not to jail, 90 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,000 but you need recommendation from the judge. 91 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,600 One moment. 92 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,760 I've heard this "pudge" is an important person, 93 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,800 more powerful than a police sergeant. 94 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:22,200 Don't worry about the judge. I can handle him. 95 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,680 - Like the cakes... - Look! 96 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,360 Can you see that person getting off the bus? 97 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,920 - He's a judge. - That one? 98 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,600 His name's Salomone Del Russo. 99 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,680 He must preside 20 cases a day for 70,000 liras a month. 100 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,520 His son didn't want to study so he threw him out 101 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:48,280 and now he's centre-forward for the Lazio squad! 102 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:52,160 His son earns 300,000 liras a month and he's 21. 103 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,680 He'll soon retire and will get 30,000 liras a month. 104 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,560 That's why he's always edgy. 105 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,920 Each morning, before he goes to court, he comes here and orders... 106 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:01,960 Each morning, before he goes to court, he comes here and orders... 107 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:06,040 - A strong chamomile. - We have a strong Lazio! 108 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,280 - You might. - Don't you care? 109 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,600 I don't care about sport. 110 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,840 I've never watched a football match 111 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,080 or read sports magazines 112 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:16,120 or read sports magazines 113 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:20,160 displaying images of athletic cyclists with long noses. 114 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,200 By the way, why do all athletic cyclists have long noses? 115 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:28,320 - Football's different! - Is it? It's the evil of the century! 116 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,720 You dare talk to me about football! 117 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,080 I've many reasons not to talk about this sport, 118 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:33,120 I've many reasons not to talk about this sport, 119 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,840 but you provoke me. 120 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:38,920 You weren't at the stadium for the match on Sunday, 121 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:38,960 You weren't at the stadium for the match on Sunday, 122 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,840 but your son was. Such give-and-goes! 123 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:41,880 but your son was. Such give-and-goes! 124 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:47,920 - Were you at the stadium on Sunday? - You bet! We won 5-0. 125 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:51,640 So you didn't see the car crash on the Appian Way, 126 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,400 as you stated in court. - Yes, I was there! 127 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:54,440 as you stated in court. - Yes, I was there! 128 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:55,760 How could you? 129 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,840 The crash was miles from the basinful of roars 130 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:58,880 The crash was miles from the basinful of roars 131 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,760 you call stadium. How could you? 132 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:05,080 - I'm indicting you! What? - Nothing, sergeant. 133 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:05,120 - I'm indicting you! What? - Nothing, sergeant. 134 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,920 Not sergeant. I'm a judge. 135 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,800 I'm indicting you! Put the chamomile on my account. 136 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,400 - Shall I pay? - No, I'm paying! 137 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,160 Get out or I'll send you to jail! 138 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:19,520 You and some other friend of yours. I've just realized something. 139 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:28,160 If all pudges treat you like that one, I'll end up in jail! 140 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,840 There! Well done, clerk! 141 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:31,880 There! Well done, clerk! 142 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:36,440 Have you mistaken my office for a tavern, a dive? 143 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:36,480 Have you mistaken my office for a tavern, a dive? 144 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,560 - Are you having a feast? - A feast? 145 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:44,280 It's a miserable breakfast, 4 olives and onions and you call it a feast! 146 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,760 With my wage, I can't afford more. 147 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,920 What's that supposed to mean? 148 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:48,960 What's that supposed to mean? 149 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,840 You, olives and onions, the other one Coke and cigarettes. 150 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,400 It isn't a market! 151 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,760 Take away this rubbish, it stinks like a dump! 152 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,520 - And where am I to go? - Wherever you want! 153 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,920 Are you never going to retire? 154 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,640 When I'll retire, you will too. 155 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,200 - Charming. - We've the same length of service. 156 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:15,360 We've led this life for 25 years. You sentence and I record. 157 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,000 I'm more withered because I earn less. Thank God, you... 158 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,000 No, you're not more withered. You're uglier! 159 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,760 Surprised? Are you a Michelangelo or Murillo angel? 160 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,360 Off you go! Let me check these files. 161 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,600 - Thanks for the compliment. - You're welcome. 162 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,400 - May I take my hat? - Yes, where...? 163 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,840 There? 164 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:39,400 - Your hat on Cicero's head! - Should've I put it on your head? 165 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,400 Out, clerk! 166 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,080 Take this stuff away 167 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:48,040 and don't do that again. Your hat on Cicero's head! 168 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,000 - Yes, but it's only marble! - But this marble means justice! 169 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,920 - It means legality! - Oh my God! 170 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,280 Go! 171 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,320 Unbelievable! You see, Cicero? 172 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,720 We're heading fast towards complete debacle, my dear Cicero. 173 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,640 I feel alone in this world of corruption. 174 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:13,200 This life feels like collective madness! That's how it feels. 175 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:13,240 This life feels like collective madness! That's how it feels. 176 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,160 We're too indulgent, my dear Cicero. 177 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,720 I'm the only one left who convicts. I convict! 178 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:25,800 I convict! I apply the code and I do it well. 179 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,280 Cicero, all mankind should be sent to jail, 180 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,400 without exception. 181 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:32,440 without exception. 182 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,800 Whoever you convict, deserves to be convicted! 183 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,600 Compulsory! Like the army! 184 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,920 Six months in the army and one year of compulsory jail. 185 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:41,960 Six months in the army and one year of compulsory jail. 186 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,600 My dear, if they did that... Look! 187 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,400 Frauds, violence, thieves, crooks... 188 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:49,440 Frauds, violence, thieves, crooks... 189 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,520 And I should have pity on these people? 190 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:57,920 They tell you the most shocking tales with the greatest candour. 191 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,360 These people could shamelessly say... 192 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,840 I didn't eat the cat! I didn't! 193 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:05,880 I didn't eat the cat! I didn't! 194 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:10,400 - Do I look as if I'd eat cats? - No, but you could steal them! 195 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:10,440 - Do I look as if I'd eat cats? - No, but you could steal them! 196 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:14,040 - I'm a gentleman. - It appears that you cut off its tail. 197 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,360 It could be another cat, not that one! 198 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:20,840 Alright, introduce the plaintiff, obviously not the cat! 199 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,840 - Silence! - Pasquale Dogliotti. 200 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,200 - Dogliotti... - Pasquale. 201 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,520 Pasquale. Of... 202 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,760 - Son of? Who made you? - Joseph. 203 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,200 Joseph. 204 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,000 - Mother? - Mary. 205 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,320 Of course! Joseph and Mary. Jesus, Jesus! 206 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,440 - What's Mary's surname? - Cancelli. 207 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:43,480 - What's Mary's surname? - Cancelli. 208 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,520 Pardon? 209 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,760 Cancel these formalities! Do you confirm? You do. 210 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:53,680 The innkeeper alleges you stole his cat to eat it. 211 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,920 - What shall we do? - And you believe this? 212 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:01,640 He's an innkeeper and innkeepers never say the truth! 213 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,160 Silence! This is of no interest to the case. Explain the facts. 214 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:09,400 He often comes to my inn for a couple of drinks. 215 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:09,440 He often comes to my inn for a couple of drinks. 216 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,640 - Watered-down! - You... 217 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:12,840 Hey, hey, hey! 218 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:12,880 Hey, hey, hey! 219 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,560 If you don't calm down, I'll send you both to jail! 220 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:20,440 It's bad enough for justice, the Republic, to be disturbed for a cat! 221 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:20,480 It's bad enough for justice, the Republic, to be disturbed for a cat! 222 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,280 What? 223 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,920 Carry on. What did you say? 224 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,320 - Nothing. - So... 225 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:33,040 Last time he left with something under his jacket. 226 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,360 It must be awful to eat a cat. 227 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,080 But it's sweet. 228 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,120 But it's sweet. 229 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,840 - I ate one, but in the evening. - Morning or evening a cat's a cat! 230 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,040 My God! It's disgusting! Have you anything else to add? No! 231 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:51,560 There's no other witness. Prosecutor! 232 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,680 Mandatory minimum penalty. 233 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,720 Ah! Defence! 234 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,280 Eminent judge, when moments ago 235 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:08,200 you appointed me for the defence ex officio of this cat-eater, 236 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,440 I did so willingly! 237 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:10,480 I did so willingly! 238 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:16,320 Allow me now to submit to your conscience of irreproachable judge 239 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,920 another question. 240 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,920 Are cats to be blamed for all this? No! 241 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:24,960 Are cats to be blamed for all this? No! 242 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:30,520 It's society! A society made of rabid dogs! 243 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,680 Society, as the divine poet says... 244 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,440 You were looking for me, right? I sensed it! Let's see... 245 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:38,480 You were looking for me, right? I sensed it! Let's see... 246 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,440 The second section should be over here. 247 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:41,480 The second section should be over here. 248 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,160 - Leopoldo, wait. - Don't tell me the same old things! 249 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,160 I want to settle this matter and I will. 250 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,920 But why do I have to come too? I'm ashamed! 251 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,520 Don't be, you've done nothing wrong. 252 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,440 - Can't you do it on your own? - No, they must all look at you. 253 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:55,480 - Can't you do it on your own? - No, they must all look at you. 254 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,360 They must all see you're not easy to kiss. 255 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,920 You know I'm the son of a Christian Democratic MP. 256 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:00,960 You know I'm the son of a Christian Democratic MP. 257 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,840 - But dignity, morality... - If you tell the judges... 258 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,320 Allow me to introduce myself. 259 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,200 If you need anything, ask me. Gun licence, hunting licence... 260 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:09,240 If you need anything, ask me. Gun licence, hunting licence... 261 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,840 - Private matters... - Are you a bailiff? 262 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:12,880 - Private matters... - Are you a bailiff? 263 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,080 A bailiff, no, I'm one of the many people around. If you need a lawyer... 264 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,720 - Did you hear? We need a lawyer too. - Certainly! 265 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,800 It would be better to pay the fine. Forget it! 266 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,040 No! I'll get a lawyer, but I won't pay the fine! 267 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,800 It's a matter of principle, not money. 268 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,160 Well done! I didn't think he'd be acquitted. 269 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,400 Clause 599. 270 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:30,440 Clause 599. 271 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,920 - Ah, right! - Good morning, counsellor, there's... 272 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,400 I've told you I don't need your help. 273 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,360 I know, but that couple needs a lawyer. 274 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:41,680 Let's see. 275 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,360 It's the perfect case for you. 276 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,800 Did you understand? 277 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,160 Counsellor Anastasi, the prince of the court. 278 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,600 Pleased to meet you. 279 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,720 - Pleased to meet you. - What's this about? 280 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,840 A kiss in Villa Borghese. 281 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,640 A kiss that wasn't given in Villa Borghese, right? 282 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,760 - Right. - Not given! 283 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,280 - Mencacci, you can go now. - Counsellor! 284 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,840 Please. 285 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:04,880 Please. 286 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:08,840 We got a fine for this alleged kiss. 287 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,080 Off you go. 288 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,520 I get him a client and he won't allow me to be a witness! 289 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,920 Bad times! 290 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:22,560 - Counsellor, I've been convicted! - But you'll be acquitted on appeal. 291 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,280 I'll deal with it all to go to court, I'm interested in the case. 292 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,680 If necessary, I'll take this cat to the Appeal Court! 293 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,720 - What? - Quintilianus! 294 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,800 Holy Mary! 295 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:40,400 Despite all my reassurance and word of honour, he fined us. 296 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,040 But I won't pay the fine and I'll take the matter to court. 297 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,840 I've no doubt you're telling me the truth, 298 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,800 but it's an absurd thesis for the defence. 299 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,440 You were found at 9.30 pm in Villa Borghese, locked up in a car, 300 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:53,480 You were found at 9.30 pm in Villa Borghese, locked up in a car, 301 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,080 leaning over your girlfriend. Nobody will believe you. 302 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,200 What are you on about? 303 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,520 I was showing her my thesis. I can swear it! 304 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:05,160 I swear I wasn't kissing her. Won't that suffice for justice? 305 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:09,000 She can witness too. Isn't that right, Teresa? 306 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:13,440 - Is that it? Really? - Certainly. We've never kissed. 307 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:13,480 - Is that it? Really? - Certainly. We've never kissed. 308 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:18,560 No, we can't swear that, we've kissed on the cheeks. 309 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,120 On New Year's eve, on your name-day... 310 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:28,120 - So you are Ponticelli Alfio. - Yes, Alfio Ponticelli. 311 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,280 I'm a travelling salesman, I sell electric devices, 312 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,440 so I'm often away from Rome during the week. 313 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:38,840 What do I care! You must answer my questions! 314 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,680 You're accused of unjustified desertion of the conjugal roof. 315 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,360 - Do you admit it? - Certainly... 316 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,600 We've finished! 317 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,840 He admits it. Introduce the plaintiff. 318 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,920 Mrs Elena Baronti. 319 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,560 Elena Baronti! 320 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,800 - Well! Baronti Elena, Ponticelli? - Yes. 321 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,920 - Is this man your husband? - Yes. 322 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,280 Well. Come forward, don't be scared. 323 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,040 Please, come. 324 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,720 The law protects the weak and the abandoned. 325 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640 Speak. 326 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,440 I've not much to say, after almost four years of regular marriage 327 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,400 my husband suddenly decided to abandon me. 328 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,640 - What do you mean, suddenly? - Suddenly, with no explanation! 329 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,040 That's not true, I've given her an explanation. 330 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,040 Silence! Silence! 331 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,200 Answer me! Why did you abandon your wife, 332 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:50,040 leaving her, according to the records, 3 months without sustenance? 333 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,080 For what reason? 334 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,680 For a very simple reason, your Excellency. 335 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,200 - I discovered that this... - Do you mind, your honour? 336 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,920 I'd like to answer myself for my client. 337 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:06,200 Ponticelli, as he explained, is a travelling salesman. 338 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:12,400 He travels constantly, leads a hard life, always away from home. 339 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,400 He had a moment of "défaillance", as the French say. 340 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,760 He lost his self-control, as the English say. 341 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,840 But I'm sure he had no intention of doing the deed, 342 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,040 the alleged desertion... 343 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,800 Please counsellor, relate the actual facts! 344 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,040 Alright, if we're going to say it, 345 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,560 Ponticelli thought he was, 346 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,360 as the French would say, "cocu". 347 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,880 - Cuckold! He said cuckoo. - It's French. 348 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,160 This is too much! 349 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,960 Your Honour, as a private attorney 350 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,840 I cannot tolerate that from over there 351 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,160 they keep throwing handfuls of mud at Elena Baronti, 352 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,920 a respectable woman and exemplary wife! 353 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:05,680 Tell us, "Casanova" alias electrician, 354 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:11,240 who this phantom lover of your wife is. 355 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,360 Where is he? 356 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:18,600 - In the suitcase. - What? Did you cut him to pieces? 357 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,600 Silence! They're never quiet! 358 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,800 Yes, in the suitcase. 359 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:31,320 Though it's unusual, I'll ask you, on my client's demand, 360 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:36,080 to listen to a sound recording in this courtroom. 361 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,960 I'm a technician, Your Honour. A technician! 362 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,240 I'm into electrical devices 363 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,720 so during a brief absence from Rome, 364 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,960 I placed an invisible microphone in the bedroom. 365 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,840 - Invisible! - In the bedroom? 366 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,320 There's nothing to see, clerk. You listen! Carry on. 367 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,000 It's that device, clerk. There! 368 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,600 - "Hurry up, I can't stay long." - Did you hear that? 369 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,920 - What? - A man's voice. His voice! 370 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,640 Listen! 371 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,240 "Hurry up, I can't stay long." 372 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,520 - So? - Eh! 373 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,880 What? Is that all? 374 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,640 Yes, that's all! 375 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,480 The words are clear, crystal clear, 376 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,480 they're spoken by a man in my bedroom! 377 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,640 You're wrong, it was the glazier talking to his errand boy. 378 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:55,400 - The glazier? Don't talk rubbish! - Calm down, electrician! 379 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,720 - Electrical engineer. - Engineer. This isn't sufficient proof. 380 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,600 Miaow, miaow! Bow-wow! Complaining about Tom, Dick and Harry! 381 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,280 It's not sufficient proof to ascertain adultery and justify your action. 382 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,000 Don't look at me, that's how it goes! 383 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,160 Each proof is to be examined for the benefit of justice, 384 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,760 even the most technically complex one. 385 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,680 Wait! I just got the proof that takes the bull by the horns! 386 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,600 Yours? I mean, you think this proof... 387 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,160 Certainly! It proves my wife's adultery! 388 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,560 - It's a film! - A film? 389 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,560 - A film! - To be viewed here? 390 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,760 Certainly! 391 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,600 You really want to show you're... 392 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,600 - Do you want to do this? - Yes! 393 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,080 Let's watch this film then! 394 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,720 Counsellor, you can't allow everything. 395 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:51,440 You're right, ma'am! You Honour, that's enough! It's an insult to justice! 396 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,560 I object! 397 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,960 Silence! 398 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,040 I think that's enough, You Honour! 399 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:05,000 I protest against these experiments unworthy of the house of justice! 400 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,560 I protest too! You don't know this man. He's capable of many tricks! 401 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,400 - All objections are rejected! - But I... 402 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,040 - Quiet, electrician! What is he? - Electrical engineer. 403 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,680 Quiet or I'll have the courtroom cleared! 404 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,880 - Silence! - Silence! 405 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,960 Quiet, you're the noisiest! 406 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,200 We'll have a closed hearing. I'll close up everything! 407 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,200 I'm a technician and this is my film projector. 408 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,840 - Can you hear it? - And see it too! 409 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,040 What a question! You can hear it and see it! 410 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,720 - It's 16 mm film. Keep up-to-date! - I only go to the Opera! 411 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:47,320 - What are these? - Very interesting and important things. 412 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,240 Having recorded on the magnetic tape 413 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,520 and having to leave Rome again 414 00:21:54,640 --> 00:22:01,560 I hid three cameras in my flat. 415 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,680 It's unbelievable! 416 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,000 I'd connected a wire to their shutter. 417 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:11,320 Because of the development, I only had the film delivered now 418 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,520 and I myself haven't seen it yet. - You haven't seen it yet? 419 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,840 - No. - And you want to show everyone... 420 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,800 - Yes, yes! - He's determined! 421 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:27,440 Sorry, Alfio, I really can't see why you want to expose yourself to... 422 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,080 That's enough! 423 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,680 I don't go much to the cinema for lack of time, 424 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,680 so if I can watch a film at home, I don't want to miss it! 425 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,760 - It's interesting, isn't it? - I hope so. 426 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,240 Shut the windows! Let's watch it in the dark. 427 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:45,680 - Alright! After you, ma'am. - Sorry, counsellor. Move over! 428 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,080 Please, ma'am. Are you comfortable? 429 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,320 Thank you. 430 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,160 - There! - Is this to be recorded, Your Honour? 431 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,040 Later, clerk, later! 432 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,600 Forgive me. 433 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,600 Clerk, move over, we're like sardines! 434 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,880 You're disturbing the lady. 435 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:16,120 See? She gets home and doesn't know she's being filmed. 436 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,880 Modern technology! 437 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,320 It might be modern, but I still can't see what's strange about that. 438 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:26,000 Counsellor, wait! 439 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,240 - Stop this farce, please! - Bear with us, ma'am, 440 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,240 we're examining proof. - What proof? 441 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,480 What proof? That proof... 442 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,760 - Shall we record? - No, it's visible. 443 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,720 - It's a nice house. - Yes! Yes! 444 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,040 Nice house! 445 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,520 Ah! There's the man. 446 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,360 Who's that? The glazier, right? 447 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,840 - Enough, it's indecent! I'm leaving! - The plaintiff leaves the courtroom! 448 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:10,480 Counsellor, you leave, the lady stays! Let me watch this film! 449 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,960 - I'll stay too then! - We'll all stay! 450 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,240 He's wiping his shoes on my armchairs! 451 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,320 He's concerned about his armchair rather than something else! 452 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,040 You forgot to tell me, madam! 453 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,080 My slippers too! 454 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,600 - Full service. - Comforts. 455 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,960 Where are they going? 456 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,760 Where have they gone? Frame! Technician! Electrician! 457 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,440 The camera was among the bottles in the bar! 458 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,440 - What about his head? Is it still him? - Yes, it's him. 459 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,240 - You rat! My favourite liqueur! - Did you hear? He insulted me! 460 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:56,040 - You're the rat, resorting to such means! - Your Honour, watch, we're there! 461 00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,600 Your Honour, I wish to prevent my client from making a fool of himself! 462 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,480 Carry on! We don't want to interrupt it now, right? 463 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,800 Carry on! 464 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,480 Your Honour, I want to object again! 465 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,200 Silence or I'll have the courtroom cleared and I'll watch it! Silence! 466 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,360 That's enough! I'll ask for a legal separation! 467 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,480 Counsellor Tonnara! That's Tonnara in his pants! 468 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:27,760 - You! My best friend! No! - Keep calm! 469 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,560 Silence! 470 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,320 Silence! 471 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,880 Out! It's a closed court session! 472 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,240 Get out! 473 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:51,440 As if I didn't know what they talk about behind those doors! 474 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,160 The usual dirty stuff! Park prowlers, itchy cuckolds, 475 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,800 girls in Ostia showing their... - Excuse me, ladies. 476 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,880 Go ahead, father. 477 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,960 They show their legs, my husband told me! 478 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,560 - Can I help you, father? - The second section, please. 479 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,720 - Are you a witness? - No, defendant. 480 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,920 - Pardon? - Defendant. 481 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,160 Yes, Your Honour, I'm guilty, 482 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,720 and I admit having perpetrated all the crimes I'm accused of. 483 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,320 What? 484 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,400 I understand, 485 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:35,000 but father, repeat it in Italian for the others. 486 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:40,240 - It's unimportant. - You can't defend yourself in Latin. 487 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,800 - What about procedure? - But I don't wish to defend myself. 488 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,360 I'd be doubly guilty if having committed sin, 489 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,840 I tried not to suffer the consequences. 490 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,400 I'm guilty of material damage and personal injuries. 491 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,520 - Also personal injuries. - Yes. 492 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,040 Write "also the injuries", clerk. It's unbelievable! 493 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,280 - Father, isn't this defamation? - Unfortunately not. 494 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,440 Counsellor, shall I hear the case in closed court? 495 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,560 - No, it's unnecessary. - Shall we keep it open then? 496 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,720 Obviously. 497 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,040 Dear father, I'm sorry. Though I respect your person, 498 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,000 the charges against you are rather serious. 499 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,800 You went to a pool room, started a fight, 500 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,360 caused 300,000 liras worth of damage. 501 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,080 It's the absolute truth. 502 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,840 - I'll close. - Wait! 503 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,200 - No, I'll close! - We'll get it all clear. 504 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,360 - No, he wants to be convicted. - But there must be a reason! 505 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,680 Why did you go to the bar "The Lovely Hawaiian"? 506 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,240 To play, naturally. 507 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:49,880 I knew no-one in Rome and was here with my 30 young kites. 508 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,040 - Who? - My young kites. 509 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,160 Young kites? 510 00:27:53,400 --> 00:28:00,120 - Kite fledglings, it's a bird of prey. - Of course, a bird of prey. 511 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,160 I chose this rather adventurous name 512 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:08,920 because in my village, Gardone Val Trompia, near Brescia, 513 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,640 where my parish is, I founded the Association of Young Scooterists. 514 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,840 - Scooter... - Scooterists. 515 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,480 - Scooters, Vespas. - Ah, Vespas! 516 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,280 Any boy with a Vespa can join the ranks of the young kites. 517 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,680 I see... 518 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,800 Having heard the Holy Father would receive us at Castel Gandolfo, 519 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,920 we decided to go to Rome by Vespa. - By Vespa? 520 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,440 - How many miles is Brescia from Rome? - Around 400. 521 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,720 - You sat on a Vespa for 400 miles. - Yes. 522 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,040 But we were happy. 523 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,160 When you care for the goal, you feel no fatigue. 524 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,160 As the miles went by, instead of feeling tired 525 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,200 we got happier and happier, and we sang, we sang... 526 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,240 We're father Michele's bees, making honey industriously. 527 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,000 Of virtue and goodness, we're full to the brim! 528 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,880 We're father Michele's kites, with no-one we have fights. 529 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,560 For loyalty and chastity, we're the troops of generosity. 530 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,120 For loyalty and chastity, we're the troops of generosity. 531 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,680 We're father Michele's kites, our scooters grant our flights. 532 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,640 We fly, then plunge and the devil we expunge. 533 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,560 At father Michele's side our sails are open wide. 534 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,240 We cruise, we sail, the devil down we nail. 535 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,040 We're father Michele's bees, making honey industriously. 536 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,400 Of virtue and goodness, we're full to the brim! 537 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,320 We're full to the brim! 538 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,680 - Zecchinelli, was that corn? - No, beans! 539 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,080 - Gallini and Durante. - Yes, father. 540 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,400 Step out of the ranks. 541 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,960 Halt! 542 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,280 Clause 35. 543 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,680 In what case may a good kite, like David, use his sling? 544 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,640 To defend the powerless against the snares of the evil. 545 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,520 Correct. You've transgressed, I'll apply clause 91. 546 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,360 - No, father! - Silence! 547 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,480 Have the courage to undergo the righteous punishment. 548 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,440 Eyes front! Execution of clause 91. Left turn! Left turn! 549 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,600 Quick march! One, two! One, two! 550 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,280 The boys from Gardone Val Trompia are here. 551 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,880 I see. They're that famous father Michele's lads. 552 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,440 I'll receive them. You may go, father. 553 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:32,360 Close ranks! Close ranks! Right turn! March! Halt! 554 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,760 Position! 555 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,040 Aim! 556 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,840 - Fire! - Ow! Ow! 557 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,160 - Get up! - He's mad! 558 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,560 One, two! One, two! 559 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,720 What's going on here? Have you gone mad? 560 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:57,000 Clause 91, "He who lives by the sling, will die by the sling." 561 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,840 Nice to meet you, father. 562 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:06,800 I've heard a lot about the way you educate these lads, 563 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,520 but I never thought you'd do it with such emancipation! 564 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,760 I'll explain it all later, first allow me to dismiss the boys. 565 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,080 Boys, you're free, park your vehicles and visit Rome on your own! 566 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,720 - On our own? - Yes, but... 567 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,120 One moment, boys! 568 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,240 Wait! Come here and give me your wallets. 569 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,720 - No, I don't accept. - No point in going without money! 570 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,960 I don't understand! 571 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,640 - Give me your wallets. - But why? 572 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,120 Because you can visit Rome for free. 573 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,440 - What about trams and Coca-Cola? - Alright then, take something. 574 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,120 You left with 2,000 liras each, so you have 56,000 liras. 575 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,240 Durante takes 6,000 for the shopping. Give me 50,000 liras. 576 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,400 No! 577 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,560 You'll be stronger against temptation. 578 00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,280 2,000. You had 45,000 so it's 47. There are 3,000 missing. 579 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,560 48,000... Give me another 1,000. 580 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,120 Always trying to be smart, right? 581 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,360 Boys, remember, no pool, no extras, 582 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,520 only monuments and museums. There's also a zoo in Rome. 583 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,080 They've got a walrus now, go and see it. 584 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,160 Durante, when you're back, you'll describe the walrus. 585 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,960 It's your responsibility, take them to the zoo. 586 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,720 Go now and be good. 587 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,560 Goodbye! 588 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,600 Your Honour, I've told you this 589 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,640 as it was because of the boys' money 590 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,040 that I went to that pool room. 591 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:43,400 Do you want me to believe you went in that pool room to play? 592 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,560 Believe what you like, Your Honour. 593 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,400 I went on my own, for that money. 594 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,880 No, it's not true! 595 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,760 - Silence! Who spoke? - It was me, Your Honour, me. 596 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,000 Who are you? How dare you? 597 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,160 Father Michele's lying, the fight started because of me. 598 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,480 Do you know that woman? 599 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,800 - I've never seen her before. - It's false, the father knows me well. 600 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,840 - If he won't tell the truth, then I will! - Silence! 601 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,280 - Counsellor, I'll close. - Yes, now the horses have bolted. 602 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,200 - Shall I hear the girl? - Certainly. 603 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,040 - In open court? - In open court. 604 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,240 Father Michele, I'll hear the girl... in open court. 605 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,920 The first time I saw father Michele was a month ago, in the street, 606 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,560 at the bus stop. 607 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,800 I remember him waiting beside me. I noticed him straight away. 608 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,040 - Our elbows touched. - Your elbows? 609 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,200 - Lawyer, I'll close. - No, don't bother, let's hear. 610 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,520 Carry on. 611 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,480 It was the bus for San Giovanni and we got on. 612 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,640 There was the usual crowd, and I still was close to father Michele. 613 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:54,040 - Tell me when we get there. - Yes, move on, please. 614 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,360 Ticket! 615 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,160 Very close to father Michele, right against him! 616 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,920 You know how it is, squeezed in like sardines, really close! 617 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,720 That's when it happened. 618 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,640 I'm ashamed, but I must speak the truth. 619 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 One moment, miss. 620 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,640 Your Honour, we should close court. 621 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:17,360 No, I want to keep it open now. Too late. Go ahead, miss. 622 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,720 I said we were really close. 623 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,320 The temptation was irresistible. 624 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,080 While father Michele was getting his ticket, 625 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,280 I'd noticed his wallet was full of money. 626 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,520 Miss! 627 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,960 Excuse me! 628 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,560 - Excuse me, sorry, let me pass. - What manners! 629 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,840 Sorry. 630 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,920 Father Michele knew only I could've stolen the wallet. 631 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,720 He started to follow me, chasing me for over an hour. 632 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,720 Miss, listen... 633 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,360 Why have you followed me for an hour? 634 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,080 - Are you really asking? You took... - Stop it, you should be ashamed! 635 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,600 Miss, listen... Miss! 636 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,520 Father Michele followed me up to the boarding house I lived in. 637 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,800 He was determined. 638 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,040 Are you mad, coming up here? If you don't go, I'll cause a scandal. 639 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,920 Leave the room immediately. 640 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,240 Dear girl, why do you insist on misinterpreting my intentions? 641 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,920 I only came to take back the money you stole from me on the bus. 642 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,000 I've no idea what you're talking about. 643 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:30,600 As for the scandal, I'm the one who could cause one, but I won't for your sake. 644 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,040 I feel sorry for you. 645 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,880 Enough! I don't know a thing about your money, I didn't take it. Look! 646 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,280 - Look with your own eyes. - Do you think I've no brains? 647 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,920 I knew since we were on the bus that you were the thief. 648 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,200 When you thought you'd got away and threw the wallet, 649 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,480 I was sure. You see? 650 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,760 I could report you, but I won't and I've already told you why, 651 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:57,960 I feel sorry for you. 652 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,400 - Go ahead with it. - Do you want to come to a bad end? 653 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:07,120 - Worse than now? - You're still in time, if you want. 654 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:12,200 I'm not anymore. Whenever I try to get out of it, it ends badly. 655 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,520 At that point what shouldn't have happened did. 656 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,640 Anna, open up! 657 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,440 Open! 658 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,520 Open! 659 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,320 God knows what would've happened 660 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,320 if that man had found him in my room. 661 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,680 Anna, open! 662 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,800 Why have you locked it? 663 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,040 Anna! Open! 664 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,960 Anna! 665 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,560 - Why was it locked? - I was sleeping. 666 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,480 You're fit today. 667 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,200 Come on, put your good dress on, I've found you someone. 668 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,880 I don't want to go out this evening. 669 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,240 If you've found a dupe to provide for you, 670 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,200 you can't get rid of me now! - There's no-one. 671 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,240 You can't fool me. If you don't want to work, it means you've got the money. 672 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,640 They're killing each other! 673 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,200 No, that's Raul, her boyfriend, he only beats her up. 674 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,400 Remember, you work, but I gobble up the money. 675 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:29,240 No! Not that money, give it back! 676 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,720 Get off! 677 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,880 Father, I want to tell you the truth. 678 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,520 I'm the one who stole that money, 679 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,840 but I needed it to leave Rome, get back to my village 680 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,720 and leave this life. 681 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,520 I wanted to give it back to you, but that brute took it all. 682 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,240 - Where has he gone? - To the pool room nearby, where else? 683 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,520 Alright, I'm sorry for you. 684 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,480 A mess! The moment that priest came in, all hell broke loose. 685 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,640 Three pool tables out of use, 20 sticks broken and a ball in the head. 686 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,280 You can still see I was at the hospital. 687 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,400 I request damages of 250,000 liras. 688 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,960 I'm the one who decides if you'll have them or not. 689 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,520 I'll say the truth about what happened that night. 690 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,120 I haven't up to now because I didn't want to accuse Anna, 691 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,760 who's become a good girl. 692 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,480 My entry in that bar wasn't as it has been related in this court. 693 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,960 I went to that pool room with great reluctance, 694 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,000 as priests aren't allowed to go into certain places. 695 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,520 But I had no choice. 696 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,560 I'd thought up different solutions, 697 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,600 but I knew that to get the money back without resorting to violence, 698 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,680 my boys' money, 699 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,080 there was only one way left. 700 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,120 An unusual way for a priest, 701 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,920 but under the circumstances I had no other choice. 702 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,520 Excuse me. 703 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,320 - Shall we have a game? - What? You want a game? 704 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,000 Are you sure he went to the pool room? 705 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,280 I saw him! And he has our money. 706 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,200 - Let's go and see. - Alright. 707 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,080 - He's playing! - With our money. 708 00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,040 - Thank you. - Move back. 709 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:39,320 Listen, I'm in a rush, could we do just two shots? 710 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,880 - Just two shots. - What will be will be. 711 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,640 What will be will be. 712 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,360 I'll start. 713 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,240 Listen... 714 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,280 Sorry, I mean... Aren't we staking? 715 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,800 - The money. - Alright, let's stake the money. 716 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,400 50,000? 717 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,320 I'll put it here. 718 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,400 Mine's here, where is yours? 719 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,680 Imagine mine is here too. 720 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,320 You trust a priest, don't you? 721 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,600 - Do we trust him? - Yes. Anyway... 722 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,720 Anyway... 723 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:21,960 Move over. 724 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,160 What do you say to that? 725 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,840 Not bad, 726 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,760 but with God's help one can do even better. 727 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,480 Come on! 728 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,560 Thank you. Good day, sons. 729 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,480 Wait a minute, father! 730 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,840 Father, one moment! 731 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,280 - So you just leave like that. - We've finished. 732 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440 I've won and I leave. 733 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,080 You owe me a rematch, you must stake the money again. 734 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,480 - You must be mad. - You must stake it again! 735 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,560 Calm down, boys, let me explain something. 736 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:59,800 - This money was mine. - He says it was his! 737 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,600 This money belongs to the boys of my association, 738 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,160 and this morning it was stolen. - So that's why he came. 739 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,600 I don't know anything about it. I didn't take anything. 740 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,640 - I'll explain. - What are you on about? 741 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,200 What's the matter? 742 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,680 - Ah! Was it you? - Me? What...? 743 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,160 - What's going on? - I don't understand. 744 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,560 I didn't touch him. 745 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,400 So everything that happened that night 746 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:46,200 was my fault, all my fault. 747 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,240 That's why I want to be convicted. 748 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,440 No, it's all my fault. 749 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,400 It's for me that father Michele tried getting the money back by force. 750 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,440 He left me the money I'd stolen. 751 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,560 That's how I could get back home. 752 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,160 Counsellor, he acted that way for a good reason. 753 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:09,680 Alright, mandatory minimum penalty. The fight, the injuries, subsist. 754 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,000 The injuries are real. 755 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,240 It's true, I'm guilty. 756 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,600 Alright then. 757 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,000 Alright. 758 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,320 In the name of the Italian people, 759 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:31,120 in view and consideration of clauses 185, 588, 590 of the criminal code, 760 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,400 I convict... - It's unfair! 761 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,840 - It's all my fault. - Silence! Take that woman away! 762 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:44,040 I sentence Mezzocchi Michele to 3 months of jail, 763 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,680 with all benefits of law, 764 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:50,000 and refer the parties to the private law judge for compensation. 765 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,320 - You may go. - Thank you. 766 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,480 You're welcome. 767 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,960 Jesus! Jesus! 768 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,320 Father Michele! 769 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,440 Are you cross with me? 770 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,800 - I'm sorry, but I had to talk. - I'm sorry too, but you shouldn't have. 771 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,240 - You'd finished with it all, and well. - And what about you? 772 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,040 I couldn't leave you, after all you've done. 773 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,320 I'd also been told you were in jail. 774 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,120 - In jail? Who told you? - Raul. 775 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,600 He came to the village, to the shop I work at, 776 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,000 and told me you were in jail. 777 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,160 - He also asked me to go back with him. - What did you answer? 778 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,560 I sent him away, then I heard about your trial and I came. 779 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,400 Looking for trouble you've nothing to do with. 780 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,240 But it's all my fault, you've been convicted because of me! 781 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,800 The ways of the Lord are infinite. 782 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,280 It means the way to your village 783 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,680 passed by San Giovanni, 784 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:51,480 on a bus, through a wallet stolen from a poor country priest. 785 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,360 I don't understand everything, but I'm sure of one thing: 786 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,160 the folks at the village are wrong. 787 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,480 They say hunchbacks, priests and straw bring bad luck. 788 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,920 But you've brought me good luck, father, loads of good luck! 789 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,760 Your Honour! 790 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,240 - Have you seen this? - What is it? 791 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,520 The sports newspaper talking about your son. 792 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:27,920 I've told you I'm not interested in my son's affairs. 793 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,440 He's injured, he broke his leg while training. 794 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,400 He broke a leg? He deserved it! 795 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,760 Was it I who told him to play football? No! 796 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,920 - So he should've broken both legs. - He has a guarded prognosis. 797 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,240 I don't care. 798 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,600 Excuse me, have you seen a nice lady with a boy, a lawyer...? 799 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,840 We had a trial... 800 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,760 I'm working, not looking at ladies. 801 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,800 Madam, have you seen a young lady with a young man? 802 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,000 the lawyer said, "Go to the judge." I went and... 803 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,480 I don't know, there are too many people here. 804 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,560 I can't see straight, I'm thinking about my own trial. 805 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,520 I must give this poor wretch a father. 806 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,360 Thank you. 807 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,920 A weak coffee. 808 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,840 - May I use the phone? - Go ahead. 809 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,160 You don't mind, do you? 810 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,400 Hello? 811 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,520 Could you put me through to the lawyer? 812 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,080 Yes, I'll hold the line. 813 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,920 I'm calling my colleague, I want his opinion on my thesis. 814 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,480 Is Leopoldo right to sue? 815 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,920 Between us, no, but he wants to... 816 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:46,520 If he pays the fine, his record stays clean. 817 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,080 - And the crime is extinguished. - But he's committed no crime. 818 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:51,720 And he'll never commit one. 819 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,600 I think so too, he's old-fashioned. 820 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,800 So am I, but I'd willingly pay a fine for you. 821 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,760 - Really? - One a day. 822 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,880 Hello? Hello! 823 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:07,360 Hello! 824 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,480 Hello! 825 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,720 Teresa! Teresa! 826 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,400 Where were you? I've been looking for you for an hour. 827 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,880 We were making a call. 828 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,720 The young lady was with me, I had to talk to my colleague, 829 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,080 tell him about my thesis. - And what did he say? 830 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,440 He said I'm right, the thesis I chose is the best. 831 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,440 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 832 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,760 Mencacci, after all this time at court 833 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:33,880 you still ignore professional confidentiality? 834 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,200 There's no professional confidentiality in this case, as I'm a witness. 835 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,080 - A witness of what? - A witness of the kiss. 836 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,520 - What does that mean? - Didn't you hear? I saw the kiss. 837 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,520 I can't be quiet in good conscience. Isn't that true, counsellor? 838 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,800 It's impossible. How could she? I didn't see anybody in Villa Borghese. 839 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,920 Easy now, I don't care about Villa Borghese, but there was a kiss! 840 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:02,120 I'm a witness, I walk, wonder, observe, investigate, or what witness would I be? 841 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,040 - My oath is worth yours. - No, I'm the son of an MP. 842 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:11,320 - I don't care about MPs. - Leopoldo Pirelli! Teresa Ricci! 843 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,640 It's our turn, dear. Let's not waste time with him. 844 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,640 - Come, counsellor. - Teresa Ricci! 845 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,600 Counsellor, I'll stop here, but there was a kiss. 846 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,360 - Cigarettes? - Cigarettes. 847 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,800 Better than nothing. 848 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,160 Nowadays, youths think about nothing but sport. 849 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,280 - Futilities, trivialities! - I feel sorry for them! 850 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,560 Take this one, he's already in court at 20. 851 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,960 Imagine at 40! Clerk, summon him. 852 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,080 Meniconi Ferdinando! 853 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,800 Here he comes! Meniconi Ferdinando! 854 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,280 Meniconi Ferdinando has been summoned, it's me, indecent exposure. 855 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:53,480 END OF PART ONE 856 00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:01,000 PART TWO 857 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,640 Indecent exposure, I've been summoned, Meniconi Ferdinando. 858 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:07,400 Excuse me. Hello, indecent exposure. 859 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,680 - Good day, Your Honour! - I'm the judge. 860 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,120 - Hello, do you mind? - Get off! Get off! 861 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,720 A cigarette, Your Honour? They're Nationals because, you know... 862 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,560 Put those cigarettes away, smoking's forbidden here. 863 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,040 Clerk! 864 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,920 - This isn't a "fumoir", it's a court. - Everybody's smoking. 865 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,480 No-one smokes... In the inkpot? Just look at that! 866 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,680 Look, look. 867 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,200 On the floor! 868 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,000 Name? 869 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,080 Meniconi Ferdinando, know as "The American". 870 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,440 Are you American? 871 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,600 I want to know if you're American or Italian. 872 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,480 I'm called the American because I say these things... 873 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,560 Stop that. 874 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,080 - Are you Italian? - I am. 875 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,440 Then speak Italian. 876 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,720 - You're in an Italian court. - Precisely, I say these things... 877 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,080 - Name? - Meniconi Ferdinando, innocent. 878 00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,960 - Son of Innocent. - No, I am innocent. 879 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,960 Son of the late Mario, clean record too, you can check. 880 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,120 We're not interested in your past or your father's. 881 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,280 You're not? A friend of mine in America said 882 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,960 everything must be put on record... - We're in Italy. 883 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,480 We don't need you to teach us the procedure. 884 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,080 - Mother. - My mother? Anigretti Margherita. 885 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,160 Anigretti Margherita. 886 00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,400 But I've always lived with an aunt who loved me as a mother. 887 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,840 Aunt Costanza, I remember her well. 888 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,160 Why did you leave me, aunt? 889 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,440 You've left me alone in this torment. 890 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,080 Put on record I've always lived with aunt Costanza. 891 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,480 We're not interested in your family affairs. 892 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,080 Do you get it? 893 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,720 Drop that condescending attitude or I'll have you arrested. 894 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,840 - Who are you having arrested? - You! 895 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,320 - Who? - Silence! 896 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,360 Sorry, what do you mean? 897 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,520 - Come on, let's talk about the facts. - Let's talk about the facts. 898 00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,920 You're accused of... 899 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,600 indecent... - Indecent exposure. 900 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,960 Improper attitude. Offense against public morality. 901 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,560 Don't be proud of it. 902 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:13,280 I'm not proud, I'm relating the facts. 903 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,720 - Silence! - Clerk, you must let us talk. 904 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,480 You must let us talk. 905 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,800 Counsellor Terenzi, are you defending him? 906 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,000 What counsellor? 907 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,520 - I don't need a counsellor. - It's compulsory, ex officio. 908 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,280 His record is clean and there's the indecent exposure, may we talk? 909 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,640 Go ahead. 910 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,400 - Excuse me, Your Honour. - Come on. 911 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,080 We're in court, young man, calm down! 912 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,880 - What do you want? - Money. 913 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:46,400 We need to get loads of money, they've robbed my clothes! 914 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,760 - We need to get loads of money. - Do you have any money for me? 915 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,680 For you? Are you joking? I'm broke! What...? 916 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,800 Quiet! Have I asked you anything? 917 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,000 Have I asked you for money? 918 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,480 Come on! 919 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,920 - We may proceed. - So, we were saying... 920 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:10,000 - Have I asked you anything? - Are we proceeding? 921 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,240 - Yes. - Meniconi. 922 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,520 - Meniconi! - He's deaf too. 923 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,640 So... 924 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,360 Your Honour, he asked me for money. 925 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,760 - Did you hear that? Terenzi! - Did you hear that? 926 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,240 - Always the same! - He asked me for money. 927 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,360 - You got it wrong. - No, I got it right. 928 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,120 You got it wrong! Get on with it. 929 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,760 State the facts. 930 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,440 So, Your Honour... In this sweltering summer, 931 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,440 because of some business, I couldn't... 932 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,960 - What business? - What business? 933 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,080 What's your profession? 934 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,200 - What profession? - What do you live on? 935 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,600 I traffic. 936 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,680 I trot along, I make do, Your Honour. 937 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,600 We can see how you make do. 938 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,840 He makes do. Let's get on. 939 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,920 I was sick. 940 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,440 I had an illness. 941 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,440 I had an illness that blocked me, nailed me down! 942 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000 I had an illness, I went on sick leave. 943 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,000 I used to gallop along, Your Honour. 944 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,840 I had an illness. 945 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,960 Or else I'd have a good job by now, I'd be in America. 946 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,080 These youths are lost! 947 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,600 - Holy Mary, what does he want? - What do you want? 948 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,280 - Carry on! - Let's carry on. 949 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,120 In this sweltering summer, 950 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,440 because of some business, I couldn't go to the beach. 951 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:50,120 So I went, happy and bright, to a field of flowers. 952 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,720 I walked along, nice and hunky... 953 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:17,000 To your service, general Custer! 954 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,600 We'll occupy the position held by the 7th Cavalry. 955 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,920 We've seen the smoke of the paleface, 956 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,560 we know what it means. 957 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,760 OK, general Custer? We'll meet at High Noon. 958 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,840 OK, we'll massacre the Apache. Of course, general Custer. 959 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,200 I reached the place where we workers... 960 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,560 Workers... 961 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,560 Where we, in the sweltering summer, 962 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:46,120 take a freshening bath: the canal. 963 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,800 - Have you sullied the water? - We haven't gone in yet. 964 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,560 - Who owns the canal? - The American! 965 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,440 How did you bathe in the canal? 966 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,880 Naked! Naked, Your Honour. 967 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:25,880 Naked! Completely naked. 968 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,640 You don't believe it? They don't believe it. 969 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,040 In America, a civilized country... A friend of mine has been there, 970 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:38,400 he says in Kansas City everybody bathes naked. 971 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,200 The poor, the rich, immigrants, the court chamberlain... 972 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,000 All naked! You don't believe it? 973 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,560 - Your Honour, she doesn't believe it! - Come here. 974 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,560 She doesn't believe it because she couldn't bathe naked. 975 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,280 I said come here! 976 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,800 Officer, bring him over. 977 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,600 - Do you think you're at home? - Unbelievable! He thinks he's at home. 978 00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,600 Watch it, don't cause trouble. 979 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,640 - That's enough! - Counsellor, I'm broke. 980 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,920 That's enough, young man, patience has its limits. 981 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,720 Don't you find it inconvenient 982 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,280 to be surprised naked in a canal? 983 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,920 It's not like the sea or a pool. It's the canal! 984 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,600 What's that supposed to mean? It's a public place, people go by. 985 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,560 What people? Nobody goes by. 986 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,680 That's why we meet there and practise. 987 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,920 - We practise Kron. - What? 988 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,960 Kron. 989 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,960 - Like in the American movies. - I'm sending him to jail. 990 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,840 I'm sending him to jail, give me a stamp. 991 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,800 He's mad! 992 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,600 We can do whatever we like, any style, Your Honour, 993 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,520 like in the American movies. 994 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,440 We can swim as "Booster Crabble", "Vesther Williams"... 995 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,120 "Vesther Williams", you know the one, Your Honour. 996 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,520 You said it was hot. Drop dead and die! 997 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,200 - American, do Tarzan! - Come on! 998 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,320 - No! - Do Tarzan! 999 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,160 No, stop shouting! Stop it! 1000 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,840 We'll give you a cigarette! 1001 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,440 - What? - A cigarette! 1002 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,680 - Throw it over. - First take this dagger. 1003 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Look, there's the crocodile. 1004 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,360 It's coming, kill it! 1005 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,880 What will you do now? 1006 00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,680 I'll bite your head off. 1007 00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:02,400 - Crocodile, I'll kill you. - The guard's coming! 1008 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:07,040 Crocodile, I'll kill you! I'll break your back! 1009 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,760 I eat crocodiles. I eat loads... 1010 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,880 Do you want to drown me? I eat crocodiles! 1011 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,800 I'll erase you from the face of the earth! 1012 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,480 Bedouins! 1013 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,240 They've gone. 1014 00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,280 Crippled! 1015 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,640 Damn it! The cigarette! 1016 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,840 Jesus, what a hunk! 1017 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,960 Where are my warm clothes? Where are they? 1018 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,280 Cripple! God-awful! 1019 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,960 Where are you, dear clothes? 1020 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,920 I'd left you here, don't play tricks on me. 1021 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,040 Oh God, they've stolen my clothes! 1022 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:14,120 Damn it! Whoever took my clothes had better give them back, 1023 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,640 because if I find him I'll bite him on the head! 1024 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,600 They left me naked! Naked as a worm in the wilderness, 1025 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,320 in the dampness of the canal. 1026 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,160 With all my rheumatic pains! 1027 00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:28,040 - It's all that one's fault. There he is. - Softly, speak softly! 1028 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,040 There he is. 1029 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:32,120 Why did you keep Meniconi's clothes? 1030 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,280 - Bathing is forbidden in that canal. - There! Forbidden. 1031 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,320 So what? 1032 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,560 So it's forbidden and you went splashing around. 1033 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,720 - Carry on. - We always do that. 1034 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:46,240 We take the clothes, sit down and wait for them to come out. 1035 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,280 Did you hear that? He took the clothes! 1036 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,440 But that day I got called at the police station. 1037 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,880 - My wife had had a baby. - What? 1038 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,280 - My wife had had a baby! - A baby with that face? 1039 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,360 I took the clothes along, 1040 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,280 I was happy and didn't know what I was doing. 1041 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,520 Then I forgot all about them. 1042 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,920 They left me alone as a worm! 1043 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:15,480 All wet, hidden in the thicket! 1044 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,360 Then, slowly, slowly, like a snail, 1045 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,800 I ventured through the night. 1046 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,760 And what a night! 1047 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,560 Your Honour, I started off and fell three times. 1048 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,880 So, half crippled, I tried to find my bearings in that dark night. 1049 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,240 Then I saw a gate. 1050 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,640 Is anybody in? 1051 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,960 Is there a kind soul to open this gate for me? 1052 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,840 People of the house! 1053 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,920 Whisky? 1054 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,320 Someone rang the bell, it must be Dado the madcap. 1055 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,040 Yusef, go to the office and press the switch for the gate. 1056 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,840 He promised he'd come, he even said over the phone, 1057 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,480 "Just wait and see how I'll be! You'll want to scream!" 1058 01:00:58,560 --> 01:00:59,640 What a madcap! 1059 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,280 Let's do the same as the other night at Giulia Maria's: 1060 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,600 we switch off the lights and pretend no-one's in. 1061 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,560 Great! 1062 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,040 Then one of us hides and we'll give him the fright of his life. 1063 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:15,480 It should be someone he doesn't know at all, like Miguel. 1064 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,880 Your Excellency, I have a question. 1065 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,120 You know the prince of Serramontana? 1066 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,280 - Never seen him. - Great. 1067 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,520 - Would you play a trick on him? - Certainly. 1068 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,640 Then listen, 1069 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,520 take this sword and hide over there. 1070 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,880 We'll turn off the lights and he'll think nobody's in. 1071 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,840 What's this? A haunted house? 1072 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,800 Aunt Costanza, you know I'm in trouble, help me. 1073 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,040 Where do I go now? 1074 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,360 May I come in? 1075 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,240 Am I allowed to come into this house? 1076 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,200 Is anyone there? 1077 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,600 Is anyone around in this house? 1078 01:01:58,880 --> 01:01:59,960 It's so cold! 1079 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,520 What a lovely house! 1080 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,600 Where are you hiding? 1081 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:09,680 - Is it Dado? - He's changed his voice. 1082 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,480 So there's no-one in. 1083 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,480 Just a naked man walking around the house. 1084 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:18,280 There's no-one in. 1085 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,080 What's this? 1086 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,600 A drink from Kansas City. 1087 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,480 Disgusting! 1088 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:32,480 Oh, two little handies! 1089 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,800 These are silver. 1090 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,200 I don't even have a pocket! 1091 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,160 Isn't there anybody around? 1092 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:45,840 Couldn't I get at least a shawl? What a night! 1093 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,040 Can't a man even... 1094 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,000 A lit window! There's someone there! 1095 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:58,680 - My stick and hat! - Your Excellency, why are you...? 1096 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,960 - My stick and hat! - Why? I don't understand. 1097 01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,600 My stick and hat! 1098 01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:09,240 It was an innocent joke, you shouldn't get so cross. 1099 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:10,880 You're pigs! 1100 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,440 Your Excellency, wait! 1101 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,840 Oh God, I've lost my glasses, what shall I do? I can't read! 1102 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,720 Oh heavens! 1103 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,040 My grandchildren left me knowing I can't see and keep falling over! 1104 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,200 Not a penny in my will! 1105 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,080 Not a penny! 1106 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:36,640 - God! Please, do you have a shawl? - Thank God someone's here! 1107 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,560 - Do you have a shawl? - Silence! 1108 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,160 There's no-one, I'm alone, ma'am. 1109 01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,640 - All alone in this mess! - Come here. 1110 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,720 - No, I need a shawl. - You know my awful grandchildren? 1111 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:51,200 Damned who pinched my clothes! 1112 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,680 It must be a local. It's your grandchildren, ma'am! 1113 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,560 Damn them! Sit down. There! 1114 01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:56,680 - Where? - There. 1115 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,600 - I'm freezing. - I can't see without my glasses. 1116 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,000 - You can't see? - No. 1117 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,920 I can't see either, I'm so cold. 1118 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:08,320 Please, ma'am, do you have a shawl? You remind me of aunt Costanza! 1119 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:11,840 She gave me this! 1120 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,320 Look at all these rings! 1121 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,840 - Have you got a shawl? I'm cold! - Read. 1122 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,000 Do you want me to read? 1123 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,280 - But you'll give me a shawl after. - I don't have my glasses. 1124 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,280 - I'll read now, ma'am. - I'm so nervous! 1125 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:26,520 - It's a foreign language! - All the better. 1126 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,400 You're lucky. 1127 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,920 A friend told me I'm good at languages. 1128 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,120 - I had an illness! - Are you reading or not? 1129 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,800 - I was blocked! - Read. 1130 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,480 Yes, ma'am, but you'll give me the shawl. 1131 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,920 Let's see, 1132 01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:43,160 "La revue française". 1133 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,480 It's French. Don't you speak French, you idiot? 1134 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:48,520 Take it easy! 1135 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,120 I speak an excellent American from Kansas City. 1136 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:56,240 A friend said, "Your American's good, you've got the right cacophony." 1137 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,280 I've been sick! 1138 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:07,240 I was blocked or I would've left for America with the refugees! 1139 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:11,360 You're so like aunt Costanza. Like two drops of water. 1140 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,560 Really two drops, one, two. 1141 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,440 They won't come off, they're nailed on! 1142 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,880 The Frenchman says. 1143 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,200 They're fighting. 1144 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,520 - A knock on the door. - I've found my glasses! 1145 01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:36,520 - You've found them! - I'll put them on. 1146 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,440 Give it to me! 1147 01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,400 - This is fanaticism. - Let me read. 1148 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,040 You're a fanatic, it'll be hard... 1149 01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:46,120 Let's listen, my old lady, let's listen to this song. 1150 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,560 "Nous mangeons..." 1151 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:54,080 They eat like hogs, foreigners! 1152 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:56,080 "Allez... allez..." 1153 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,640 C'est si bon! 1154 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,040 You! 1155 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,360 Who are you? 1156 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,040 Meniconi Ferdinando, known as the American. 1157 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:17,600 I was doing Tarzan when suddenly a crocodile arrived in the bog. 1158 01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,320 I'm not a fanatic, I was going to get a cigarette for it. 1159 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,680 I grabbed the knife... Paralysis! 1160 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,560 We've lost the old lady! C'est si bon. 1161 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:30,760 Don't scare me, move your arm. Move your arm, aunt Costanza! 1162 01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,160 - Don't scare me. - He's naked! 1163 01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,840 - He's naked! - He's naked! There's a naked man! 1164 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:39,400 I'm the naked man! Call the guardian of morals! 1165 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:44,040 It's me! Meniconi Ferdinando, the naked American! 1166 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,240 You left me naked! Aunt Costanza, why did you leave me? 1167 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,200 Help! A naked man! 1168 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,480 A naked man in the house! Help! 1169 01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,240 - Poor thing! - Do you mind? 1170 01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,320 I'm the naked man. That old lady's screaming because I scared her. 1171 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,160 They've pinched my clothes! 1172 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,920 - Call the gamekeeper. - Get him out of my home! 1173 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,120 - The dogs! - Assassin! 1174 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,680 He wanted to torture my poor grandma! Poor dear! Sainted woman! 1175 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:18,200 Your Honour, they set 7 dogs after me! What dogs! 1176 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:20,720 Counsellor, it's all clear. 1177 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,360 - The crime of indecent exposure subsists. - Do you question it? 1178 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:29,920 He showed himself naked to people! What will society think of us? 1179 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,600 - Let's give him a lesson. - The Defence... 1180 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,400 I leave it in the hands of the court's mercy. 1181 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,080 Silence! 1182 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:48,400 In the name of the Italian people, in view of clause 527 of the penal code 1183 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,920 we sentence... - What? 1184 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,280 - We sentence Meniconi Ferdinando... - They're convicting me! 1185 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,280 Quiet! 1186 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,600 ...to 3 months of jail, with all benefits of law. 1187 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,880 If you bathe again in the pond you'll pay for both times! 1188 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,640 - And now? - What now? 1189 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,800 You've got me a bad record! 1190 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:08,760 I didn't make it bad, you did! 1191 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:12,640 Don't take all these liberties. I'm sick of you! 1192 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:17,520 - I've been sick! I had an illness! - Out! 1193 01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,720 - Come out. - He's got me a bad record! 1194 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:23,360 Why have you left me, aunt Costanza? 1195 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:26,240 You wanted the money! 1196 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:30,280 Aunt Costanza's left me. I didn't do anything, officer. 1197 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,920 - I'll take him in, Your Honour. - Take him out! 1198 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:38,240 We'll meet again. I'll meet that judge again! 1199 01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,200 I didn't do anything! 1200 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,040 Let go of my arm, I'll go on my own! 1201 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,280 I must meet him again! 1202 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:54,560 I've had an illness, it blocked me! 1203 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,200 Goodbye! 1204 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,880 Teresa, we've won! 1205 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,040 Teresa! 1206 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,880 Sorry, have you seen my girlfriend? We've won the case, I was right. 1207 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,960 - Who's your girlfriend? - The girl I was with. 1208 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,240 - The lovely, tall girl? - Yes. 1209 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,600 - She is a lovely girl. - What's the matter? Why? 1210 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:33,440 What's happened? A disaster? 1211 01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,360 - Worse! - What do you mean? Tell me. 1212 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,560 - Calm down. - Tell me... 1213 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,480 Have you got any money on you? 1214 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,640 - Do we need to go to the hospital? - There's no time to waste. 1215 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,000 She's packed up. 1216 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:50,640 - Pardon? - She's run for the hills! Got it? 1217 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:55,240 - With the counsellor. Got it? - Teresa? 1218 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,480 Teresa! 1219 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,160 Cheerio! 1220 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,640 - Luisa Ceccarelli. - Yes, it's me. I didn't do anything. 1221 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,720 Silence! 1222 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:13,480 Don't disturb, it's not your turn to talk. Do you have a lawyer? 1223 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:20,200 I see. Counsellor Terenzi, you're the appointed defender. 1224 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,160 As usual. 1225 01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:26,000 Introduce the officer Sframeci Nicola. 1226 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,880 Your Honour, let me explain. 1227 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,200 I was on duty near Piazza Vittorio Emanuele, 1228 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:37,280 I noticed a woman going up to passersby and disturbing them. 1229 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:42,800 In this particular case, she went up to 1230 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:47,080 Pampinelli Virgilio, 1231 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,040 profession peasant. 1232 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:54,120 I can't say much. I can only say this, 1233 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:57,080 I was in Piazza Vittorio "Emmanuelle", 1234 01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,880 waiting for a friend who works at the market. 1235 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:03,400 Suddenly a female came up to me. 1236 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,520 That one! 1237 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:10,320 She said: "Do you want me to show you some voluptuosity?" 1238 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:16,000 I don't know voluptuosity, but I think it's something foreign. 1239 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:21,560 Your Honour, it's untrue. I may drink a bit at times, 1240 01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,680 because when I drink, I remember the good times and forget the present. 1241 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:29,200 I'm a woman who's had one triumph after the other, 1242 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,880 the greatest celebrity of variety shows from 1910 to 1925. 1243 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:36,640 A woman a whole generation was in love with! 1244 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,920 The one that fought the Great War. 1245 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:42,960 Gloriana, the great. The beautiful Gloriana. 1246 01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:46,680 Gloriana. 1247 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,960 That was me. 1248 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:54,120 I even posed for the poster of Italy at arms. 1249 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,400 Gloriana! 1250 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,760 In the time of the Great, the True War. 1251 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,840 The time of the war of mud, the war of the trenches. 1252 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:07,040 We were all in love with you. 1253 01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:12,920 When we met in the winter of 1917, 1254 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,880 because we've already met, 1255 01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,680 in the area of operations, 1256 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:21,080 in that filthy, smoky shack of the resupply command, 1257 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:25,000 turned into the Soldier's Theatre for the occasion. 1258 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:37,840 Wandering back to yesterday's memories. 1259 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:45,080 Such pleasures the heart recalls. 1260 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:50,440 Among the images of the past, 1261 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:54,840 fall back a moment 1262 01:12:54,960 --> 01:13:00,520 to dream. 1263 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:09,360 Each time a soldier leaves, 1264 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:17,160 he takes to the front line a golden memory. 1265 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:22,040 The happy memory 1266 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:27,600 of a time gone by. 1267 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:37,200 A name, Lulù! 1268 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:50,240 And zoom tara tara. 1269 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:51,720 And zoom tara tara. 1270 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:55,120 It chimes and stands at attention in every heart. 1271 01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:58,240 On the front line, under the bullets, 1272 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:01,800 the soldier dreams of his faraway love. 1273 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:05,040 The blue eyes you dream of are Lulù's. 1274 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,520 A narrow waist and a turned-up nose! 1275 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,760 After 6 months in this place 1276 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:16,360 legs are the only thing you dream of. 1277 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:21,080 And zoom tara tara. 1278 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,640 And zoom tara tara. 1279 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,000 This is the memory you shall never forget! 1280 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,760 And you'll see, wherever you look, 1281 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,480 each hour that goes by, you'll always see the legs you desire. 1282 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:35,640 Just like a cannon ball. Bang! 1283 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:39,000 Forever Lulù, Lulù! 1284 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:44,080 And zoom tara tara. 1285 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,040 And zoom tara tara. 1286 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,480 It chimes and stands at attention in every heart. 1287 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,720 And zoom tara tara. And zoom tara tara. 1288 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,000 The soldier dreams of his faraway love. 1289 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,360 The blue eyes you dream of are Lulù's. 1290 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:02,480 A narrow waist and a turned-up nose! 1291 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,680 After 6 months in this place 1292 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:10,320 legs are the only thing you dream of. 1293 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:15,200 And zoom tara tara! 1294 01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:17,120 And zoom tara tara! 1295 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,200 This is the memory you shall never forget! 1296 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,880 And you'll see, wherever you look, 1297 01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:26,760 each hour that goes by, you'll always see the legs you desire. 1298 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:30,280 Just like a cannon ball. Bang! 1299 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:38,000 Forever Lulù, Lulù! 1300 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:50,040 - Cheers. - Cheers. Hooray! 1301 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:55,080 After 4 months on the front line, your arrival has shaken the regiment! 1302 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,920 - You're very kind, major. - They're all here, 1303 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,200 officers, subalterns, the young ones. 1304 01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:06,600 - It's the front line tomorrow. - Poor boys. 1305 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:15,600 - I should change, if you don't mind. - Let's go. 1306 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,920 I hope my lodgings are close. 1307 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,120 I'm rather tired. 1308 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:46,600 Lieutenant, have you found lodgings for the lady? 1309 01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,880 You'll have to make do. 1310 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,440 We're in the area of operations. 1311 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,520 I'll make do, major. I'm so tired. 1312 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:57,160 I'm leaving early tomorrow morning for the zone behind the front line. 1313 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,600 I've so little time to sleep. 1314 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,360 - Who'll help me? - I will, my dear! 1315 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:05,040 - I'm sorry, major. I thought... - What did you think? 1316 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,040 I thought she was leaving tonight. 1317 01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:10,040 - A company has arrived, I can't... - So? 1318 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,400 Don't tell me you couldn't find me a bed? 1319 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:16,360 - It's not my fault, miss. - My hat, please. 1320 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:20,520 - To the lodgings, to the inn! - Everything's full. 1321 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,560 It's unbelievable! It was your mission, it was an order. 1322 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,000 Is it a trap, major? 1323 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:29,120 Believe me, I'm mortified, miss, I don't know how to justify myself. 1324 01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:31,440 It's unforgivable. 1325 01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:35,440 Major, if you allow me, I may have a solution. 1326 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,720 Tell me, commander. 1327 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,120 One of us could give her his room. 1328 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:43,720 And find some sort of solution for himself. I would! 1329 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,880 - You would too, boys, right? - Yes. 1330 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,600 No doubt! Grand idea. 1331 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:55,280 Commander, don't you think the officer who should find a solution 1332 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,000 could go back to his room? 1333 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:02,080 He could forget his toothbrush, 1334 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,400 his sleeping bag, his coat, his hat! 1335 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,720 He could worry about me being hungry, thirsty, 1336 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,760 and bring me some Champagne! - I doubt it. 1337 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:14,840 - What do you do in civilian life? - I'm a professional soldier. 1338 01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:17,840 I'm a professional too and I know men well. 1339 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,880 What do you mean? Officers are men of honour! 1340 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,120 Precisely! 1341 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,280 The honour of the army is made of conquests, major. 1342 01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:30,480 - What are you imagining? - I don't imagine, major, I foresee. 1343 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,800 Unfortunately I've no other choice! 1344 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:41,520 You've challenged me, commander, allow me to choose the weapons, 1345 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:46,200 in this case the choice of the officer who'll sacrifice himself for me. 1346 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:49,440 Let's see. 1347 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:05,000 Gloriana, you looked for the most inoffensive one of us all, 1348 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:10,480 the most harmless one, the one who would never ever have found a solution. 1349 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:14,240 I've chosen, major. Him! 1350 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,440 - Lieutenant. - Lieutenant Del Russo. 1351 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,840 Infantry, drivers' section. 1352 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,560 - You're on duty tonight. - Yes, sir. 1353 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,000 Do you know Miss Gloriana? She sang in our show. 1354 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:33,800 Yes, sir, we met just before. 1355 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,360 - You lodge in Bepi's Inn, right? - Yes, major. 1356 01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:42,360 Good, you'll lead miss Gloriana to her lodgings. 1357 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,000 Yes, major. Where are the lady's lodgings? 1358 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,440 In your lodgings! 1359 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,080 - Mine? But I... - The lady will sleep in your room. 1360 01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,200 - Major, but I... - Silence! 1361 01:19:56,280 --> 01:20:00,000 It's an order, you take the lady to your room 1362 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:03,680 and make sure she's satisfied with everything. 1363 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,920 - Understood? With everything! - I should... 1364 01:20:07,040 --> 01:20:08,320 Silence! 1365 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:14,720 - Where are you going? - To satisfy, major. 1366 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:18,560 Go! 1367 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:53,400 I knew that when we got to the room you would say: 1368 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,840 Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting anything? 1369 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,200 I... No. 1370 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:02,520 But is everything in order here? Are the jugs full? 1371 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,160 Yes, I've got everything. 1372 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,640 - The towels? - They've prepared everything. 1373 01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:08,600 - The light! - It's on. 1374 01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:11,920 It's on! I hadn't noticed! 1375 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,560 I can't imagine you undress in the dark. 1376 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:19,320 I undress in the light and in the dark. 1377 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,040 - In the dark too? - Yes. 1378 01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:24,680 - Shall I go? - Goodnight, lieutenant. 1379 01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,800 Goodnight, miss. 1380 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:29,960 - Lieutenant. - Yes. 1381 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:36,320 - You forgot your hat. - Right, the hat! 1382 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:39,840 It's important. 1383 01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:41,800 It has the decorations. 1384 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,040 They tell a soldier who his superiors are. 1385 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:49,560 - I have two, I'm lieutenant. - You get immediate salutes then. 1386 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,080 - Shall I go? - Go, lieutenant. 1387 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,400 - The lieutenant is leaving. - Eh! 1388 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:58,400 - The lieutenant is leaving! - It happens. 1389 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,720 Yes, it happens. 1390 01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,080 Lieutenant... 1391 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:06,680 - Have a good rest. - No, not a good rest! 1392 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:09,080 We're going to war tomorrow, to the front line! 1393 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,320 I know, lieutenant. 1394 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,480 - I wish you well. - Wishes don't count much! 1395 01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:16,440 Today we're here, tomorrow there. Do you know where we are? 1396 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,280 I don't know, lieutenant. Where are we? 1397 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:21,560 We're in the trench, under a rain of steel and fire, 1398 01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,920 under the snipers' shots. Do you know snipers? 1399 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:24,880 No. 1400 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,760 They shoot you in the back! 1401 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:32,560 So I go, I might be shot by a sniper 1402 01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,480 and I leave you here! 1403 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,560 Lieutenant, I'd come to war, but I can't! 1404 01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,840 - Maybe, but you provoked us today. - Me? 1405 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,840 Yes, in that tiny suit, with that little song. 1406 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,080 Did I sing that song? 1407 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:47,720 You've even taken my room now! 1408 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:50,360 - Miss, something must be done. - Lieutenant! 1409 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:51,880 - Miss, please! - Lieutenant! 1410 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,480 I'm going to the front line. 1411 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:57,240 Please! I've come here to work. 1412 01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,120 I tried to cheer you up a bit, 1413 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:03,080 peck up your spirits. 1414 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,800 Let's peck up our spirits. 1415 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:10,200 Listen, lieutenant, I'll be generous. 1416 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:13,600 I must admit you're a nice person. 1417 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,520 - Shut your eyes. - Eyes shut? 1418 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,400 - Lieutenant! - Here I am. 1419 01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,000 - What is going on? - I've kissed you. 1420 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,200 - Where? - Here. 1421 01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:32,080 - Was it a kiss? - Yes. 1422 01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:34,120 I thought it was a midge. 1423 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:37,280 No, lieutenant, it was a kiss. 1424 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,560 So you've kissed me! 1425 01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:45,440 The lieutenant is leaving then. 1426 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:51,880 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 1427 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,480 Goodnight. 1428 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,360 You're lousy, lieutenant Del Russo. 1429 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,920 Yes, sir. Excuse me? 1430 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,680 You've shamed our regiment. 1431 01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:07,200 That woman is beautiful and you're here! 1432 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:12,960 - But this is how it went... - I've lost the bet. 1433 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:17,200 - The lady... - She must've said she was tired. 1434 01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:20,680 - How do you know? - Please! 1435 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:25,560 You must know women! They have a strategy you're unaware of. 1436 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:29,880 Do you know how they call miss Gloriana? 1437 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,400 "Gloriana the horizontal". 1438 01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,040 A woman who changes company each night. 1439 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:39,760 I'm sorry, commander, she's neither horizontal nor vertical! 1440 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:44,960 It's unfair to speak badly about her. She's here to peck up our spirits. 1441 01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,080 She pecked up mine! 1442 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:53,880 Major, she pecked up mine! 1443 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,320 Lieutenant Del Russo! 1444 01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:03,680 You've forgotten your hat, lieutenant. 1445 01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:06,160 One moment. 1446 01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:11,720 Commander, it might not be classy for a lady 1447 01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:15,680 to come down like this, among so many men in her dressing gown! 1448 01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:19,680 Thank you for the kind words you said a few minutes ago. 1449 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:23,920 Lieutenant, come and take your hat. 1450 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,400 - Me? - Yes, you. 1451 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:30,960 Come on! Come and get it. 1452 01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,520 Go, or I'll downgrade you. 1453 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:37,760 I obey. 1454 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,800 Commander, the lieutenant is leaving. 1455 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:49,360 Actually I spent the night alone on the balcony. 1456 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:53,920 I had wanted to respect Gloriana's honour 1457 01:25:54,080 --> 01:25:58,200 to thank her for having saved mine in front of the regiment. 1458 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,600 When dawn broke... 1459 01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:29,240 Lieutenant Del Russo, you've been very kind, I'm very grateful. 1460 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:32,320 Gloriana, the sacrifice was huge! 1461 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:35,760 By the way, lieutenant, I don't know your name. 1462 01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,400 - What's your name? - My name's Salomone. 1463 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,720 Salomone. What a funny name! 1464 01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:45,360 It's funny. It's the name of an ancient king who had 12 wives! 1465 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,600 - He did. - You're very nice, Salomone. 1466 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,320 You're the only man of honour I've ever met. 1467 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:55,360 You call man of honour a man who's behaved like me? 1468 01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:59,440 I slept all night on the balcony while you were there. 1469 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,120 Gloriana, I'd call him... 1470 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:10,080 - The lieutenant's leaving. - We'll meet again. 1471 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,480 Ascertained the crimes of disruptive drunkenness and enticement, 1472 01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:02,600 I ask that this woman be sentenced to two months in jail 1473 01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:04,080 with all benefits of law. 1474 01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,120 Judge, I rent out rooms. 1475 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,720 If you convict me, they'll withdraw my licence! 1476 01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:16,440 - Counsellor, the defendant. - I appeal to the clemency of the court. 1477 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,560 Counsellor... 1478 01:28:21,360 --> 01:28:25,480 Enticement and disruptive drunkenness have been proved. 1479 01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:32,480 - Del Russo, the sentence! - Yes, right, the sentence. 1480 01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:50,080 In the name of the Italian people... 1481 01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:52,640 I acquit... 1482 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,160 I acquit 1483 01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:04,440 Luisa Ceccarelli 1484 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:08,640 for the offense she's accused of does not constitute a crime. 1485 01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:12,440 Thank you. 1486 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,760 Your Honour! 1487 01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,280 Your Honour! 1488 01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,280 Your Honour. 1489 01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,400 The hearing is finished. 1490 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:38,040 What's the matter, Your Honour? You're so pale! 1491 01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:57,040 Yes, I know, I shouldn't have acquitted that woman. 1492 01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:01,360 I misapplied the code, but it's the first time in 20 years. 1493 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,640 She's a poor wretch, Cicero. 1494 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:08,000 We men are the scums, 1495 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:10,240 for when a woman is beautiful and young 1496 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,920 we'll court her, help her, respect her. 1497 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,200 When she gets old, this is what happens! 1498 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:18,080 I didn't want to be pitiless. 1499 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:24,000 You can be pitiless up to a certain point, dear Marcus Tullius. 1500 01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:27,200 We must stop being pitiless. 1501 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:34,960 Cicero, I know what you think of me. 1502 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:39,680 You think judges must apply the code 1503 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,360 or else justice won't be respected. It's true. 1504 01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:45,720 But you're marble, I'm not! I'd like to see you in my shoes. 1505 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:49,120 The man of the pond deserved it, walking about all naked! 1506 01:30:49,280 --> 01:30:51,960 Though the clothes were taken by a guard. 1507 01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:57,720 But poor father Michele acted for a good reason. 1508 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,560 Yes, he caused the fight, 1509 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:03,000 but why did he fight? He did it to save a girl from corruption. 1510 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,440 You'll say, "In my times..." 1511 01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,280 But in your times, dear Cicero, you magistrates... 1512 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:12,880 In the times of the Caesars in Rome, you were revered, respected. 1513 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:17,280 You reached the forum in chariots. 1514 01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:21,280 Yes, you had chariots! 1515 01:31:21,920 --> 01:31:26,440 Marcus Tullius, you even had a villa in Formia. 1516 01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,800 Don't deny it, I've informed myself. 1517 01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:33,600 What do we judges have today? We have Vespas! 1518 01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:36,000 I don't even have a moped! 1519 01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:38,320 If I miss the tram, I go on foot! 1520 01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:40,720 It's easy to say, "Convict!" 1521 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:42,880 But who, Cicero? 1522 01:31:43,040 --> 01:31:47,680 We have people who are so hungry they eat cats. 1523 01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:50,920 To apply the code honestly 1524 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,400 I've had to convict the one who ate the cat. 1525 01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:57,240 Tell me, honestly, do you think it's fair? 1526 01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,000 I don't think so. 1527 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,440 It's easy to convict a criminal! 1528 01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,000 To convict London's monster, the Soap-maker! 1529 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:10,000 But Cicero, I'm a small judge. 1530 01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:12,400 I must judge small people. 1531 01:32:12,480 --> 01:32:14,880 People who must live in today's world. 1532 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:19,320 Would you be able to say who's right and who's wrong in today's world? 1533 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:23,040 Come on! Cicero, do you want me to be honest? 1534 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:27,760 I'm beginning to realize my son was right not to study. 1535 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:33,040 My son just kicking earns loads of money! 1536 01:32:33,120 --> 01:32:36,400 Did you hear that, Cicero? Hush, I'd better stop. 1537 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:44,320 Hurray for Lazio! 1538 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,360 Hurray for Del Russo! 1539 01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:57,600 We'll get you all drunk! We're winning the match! 1540 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:01,560 Italo, we're winning the match! 1541 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:04,520 Easy, Pandolfini, listen to me! 1542 01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:08,000 I'll tell you what to do! Keep the ball stuck to your foot! 1543 01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:12,600 - Stop moving! - We're winning the match! 1544 01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:14,320 What is he doing? 1545 01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:22,680 He did it! 1546 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:24,040 - Who are you? - Meniconi. 1547 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:25,120 Your Honour! 1548 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,200 - I've found you! - Hands off. 1549 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:29,040 It's a sign of fate. 1550 01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:33,440 Give me back my clothes! 1551 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:37,000 You deserved it! Hands off or I'll call my son. 1552 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:38,560 - Who's your son? - Del Russo. 1553 01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:39,680 You're a Lazio fan! 1554 01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:41,200 - Cry "Hooray for Roma!" - No! 1555 01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:43,520 - Cry "Hooray for Roma!" - Hooray for Lazio! 1556 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:46,040 I'll bite your nose off! 1557 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:50,800 - I'm a Lazio fan! - Stop this! 1558 01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:53,760 - He attacked me! - I've been sick! 1559 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:56,120 - I'm a judge! - Oh God! 1560 01:33:56,480 --> 01:33:57,560 We need a witness! 1561 01:33:57,640 --> 01:34:02,240 I could be a witness, but a judge has forbidden it. 1562 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,880 - You'll pay for this! - Come with us. 1563 01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:09,280 I'm a judge! 1564 01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:12,800 I've been sick! 1565 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:15,200 Where are they taking him now? 1566 01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:17,880 Where? To court! 1567 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:19,720 To court! 1568 01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:25,960 THE END 1569 01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:57,160 All characters and events in this film are entirely fictitious. 1570 01:35:57,240 --> 01:36:00,320 Any similarity to reality is purely coincidental. 115693