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WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I HAVEN'T 11 00:00:40,323 --> 00:00:43,894 BEEN DOING MUCH DURING QUARANTINE. 12 00:00:43,894 --> 00:00:45,262 JUST BEING A TEACHER, A CAMP COUNSELOR, A LIFE GUARD, YOU 13 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:47,864 KNOW, JUST A MOM DURING COVID TIMES. 14 00:00:47,864 --> 00:00:51,902 I'M ALSO RUNNING A PRODUCTION COMPANY FROM A CORNER OF MY 15 00:00:51,902 --> 00:00:53,703 BEDROOM, LEARNING HOW TO COOK NEW THINGS BECAUSE I'M SOMETIMES 16 00:00:53,703 --> 00:00:57,140 PARANOID ABOUT ORDERING TAKE OUT, TEACHING YOGA ON INSTAGRAM 17 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,309 TO CALM MY OWN DAMN NERVES, AND DOING PRESS FOR MY NEW 18 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,577 DOCUMENTARY "THE FIGHT," WHICH BASICALLY MEANS RUNNING A PRESS 19 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:05,115 JUNKET FROM THAT SAME CORNER OF THAT SAME BEDROOM. 20 00:01:05,115 --> 00:01:07,083 OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH, IT'S BEEN SUPER CHILL. 21 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:11,555 BUT WHEN I'M FEELING MY MOST ANXIOUS I THINK ABOUT THE 22 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:12,822 FRONTLINE WORKERS, GROCERY STORE EMPLOYEES, SANITATION WORKERS, 23 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:17,761 MAIL CARRIERS. SHOUT OUT TO THE MAIL CARRIERS 24 00:01:17,761 --> 00:01:23,800 ESPECIALLY DURING THIS TIME. I THINK ABOUT HOW HARD THEY'RE 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,703 WORKING AND I'M TRULY GRATEFUL. A LOT HAS BEEN PUT INTO 26 00:01:26,703 --> 00:01:29,773 PERSPECTIVE DURING COVID. I THINK WE'RE ALL FEELING MORE 27 00:01:29,773 --> 00:01:33,610 GRATEFUL FOR OUR LOVED ONES, AND WE'RE AWARE OF THE FRAGILITY OF 28 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,278 LIFE AND THE NEED TO REALLY LOOK OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER. 29 00:01:35,278 --> 00:01:40,784 WHICH IS WHY I'M HAPPY TO FILL IN FOR JIMMY SO HE COULD SPEND 30 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:48,091 THE SUMMER CATCHING EXACTLY FOUR FISH. 31 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:49,025 COME ON, JUMYY ‐‐ JIMMY DO BETTER. 32 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,360 ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I LOVE YOU JIMMY. 33 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,628 ACTUALLY, FUN FACT, BETWEEN ME AND JIMMY, TOGETHER WE HAVE WON 34 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:56,466 SEVEN NAACP IMAGE AWARDS. THAT'S TRUE, LOOK IT UP. 35 00:01:56,466 --> 00:01:59,502 AND ANOTHER FUN FACT, WE ARE CURRENTLY NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY 36 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:03,506 TOGETHER FOR OUR WORK ON "LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE." 37 00:02:03,506 --> 00:02:06,443 I JUST LOVE WORKING WITH JIMMY. AND APPARENTLY FOR JIMMY, WHILE 38 00:02:06,443 --> 00:02:11,781 HE SITS IN A HAMMOCK SCROLLING THROUGH HIS INSTAGRAM. 39 00:02:11,781 --> 00:02:14,317 SO LISTEN THERE'S A LOT GOING ON IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW. 40 00:02:14,317 --> 00:02:17,187 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU FIND THE FUNNY. 41 00:02:17,187 --> 00:02:20,290 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN I'M HAVING PANIC ATTACKS 42 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:23,827 THINKING ABOUT THE US POSTAL SERVICE, BUT LADIES AND 43 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:27,931 GENTLEMEN THAT'S 2020 FOR YA. THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL 44 00:02:27,931 --> 00:02:29,799 CONVENTION GOT UNDERWAY TODAY, WHICH I WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN 45 00:02:29,799 --> 00:02:33,236 ON WEDNESDAY. I'M SUPER EXCITED. THIS ISN'T MY FIRST TIME 46 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,006 SPEAKING AT A CONVENTION. MANY PEOPLE THINK I'M DRAWN TO 47 00:02:36,006 --> 00:02:40,110 POLITICS BECAUSE I STARRED ON "SCANDAL," A SHOW SET IN AN 48 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:44,648 ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE WHEN A PRESIDENT 49 00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:50,654 DOES SOMETHING WRONG. BUT REALLY I'M DRAWN TO POLITICS 50 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,288 BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN. AND LIKE YOU I GET TO HAVE A SAY 51 00:02:52,288 --> 00:02:56,559 ABOUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE THAT MAKE THE RULES AND DECISIONS 52 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:58,028 THAT GUIDE OUR LIVES. AND NOT JUST AT THE TOP OF THE 53 00:02:58,028 --> 00:03:00,263 TICKET. WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR LOCAL 54 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,933 LEADERS AS WELL. PART OF MY PASSION FOR POLITICS 55 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:11,875 AND CIVIC ENGAGEMENT COMES FROM MY PARENTS. 56 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,910 I HAVE TWO WONDERFUL PARENTS. IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM, 57 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,645 AND IF YOU DON'T SHAME ON YOU, YOU ALREADY KNOW MY DAD EARL, 58 00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:18,114 WHO IS HILARIOUS. I LIKE TO POST VIDEOS OF HIM 59 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:21,551 LIKE THIS BRILLIANT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR HIS EMMY NOMINATION, 60 00:03:21,551 --> 00:03:28,124 WHICH HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET. 61 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:34,130 >>> IT IS AN HONOR TO BE A BACKGROUND TEACHER SAYING THANK 62 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:38,902 YOU TO THE ACADEMY FOR NOMINATING BOTH OF MY WORK, MY 63 00:03:38,902 --> 00:03:44,074 WORK IN LIVE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE AND LITTLE FIRES. 64 00:03:44,074 --> 00:03:48,011 I FEEL THAT IT WAS PROBABLY SOME OF MY BEST WORK. THANK YOU. 65 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:53,149 >> HE'S A BRILLIANT BACKGROUND ACTOR. HONESTLY, IF THERE WAS A 66 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:56,186 BA‐CADEMY AWARD, HE WOULD WIN IT. HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE MAN IN 67 00:03:56,186 --> 00:03:59,289 AMERICA AND HE LOVES TO TELL JOKES. 68 00:03:59,289 --> 00:04:01,191 SO WHEN HE HEARD I WAS DOING MY FIRST LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUE HE 69 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:04,427 SAID HE WANTED TO PITCH IN AND HELP OUT WITH MY MATERIAL 70 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:06,563 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T THINK I'M THAT FUNNY. 71 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,165 SO LET'S GO TO HIM NOW. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY FATHER, 72 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:12,902 EARL WASHINGTON. 73 00:04:12,902 --> 00:04:14,537 >>> HEY, DAD. 74 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,906 >> HEY, LOOKING GOOD. 75 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:17,941 >> THANKS. 76 00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:19,442 >> SOUNDING GREAT. 77 00:04:19,442 --> 00:04:20,744 >> THANK YOU, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 78 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:22,946 >> I SAID, I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. 79 00:04:22,946 --> 00:04:26,750 >> DAD, THIS IS YOUR LATE‐NIGHT TV DEBUT, HOW DOES IT FEEL? 80 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:33,790 >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS AWESOME. AND IT'S AT A REALLY STRATEGIC 81 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:41,164 TIME YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN SUCH A TURMOIL WITH THIS PLAGUE AND SO, 82 00:04:41,164 --> 00:04:43,967 ANY KIND OF HUMOR REALLY, REALLY WORKS. 83 00:04:43,967 --> 00:04:50,006 AND YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE STUFF THAT I DO, WHICH ARE BAD DAD 84 00:04:50,006 --> 00:04:52,275 JOKES, ARE REALLY INTERESTING. YOU KNOW WHY? 85 00:04:52,275 --> 00:04:52,909 >> WHY. 86 00:04:52,909 --> 00:04:56,146 >> BECAUSE THEY SNEAK UP ON YOU. I MEAN, THEY REALLY DO. 87 00:04:56,146 --> 00:05:01,484 I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A DAD JOKE? 88 00:05:01,484 --> 00:05:03,386 >> HOW? 89 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:09,025 >> IT BECOMES A PARENT. OH. THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. 90 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:11,127 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. 91 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:12,028 >> THAT'S GOOD. 92 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:17,500 >> OR, OR, YOU KNOW, THE WHY DOES THE COOKIE TAKE HIMSELF TO 93 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,502 THE HOSPITAL? 94 00:05:19,502 --> 00:05:20,537 >> WHY? 95 00:05:20,537 --> 00:05:27,110 >> BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMBY. OH. OH. 96 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:32,282 OH. OH. SOME OF YOUR BEST DAD JOKES COME 97 00:05:32,282 --> 00:05:33,783 FROM 6‐10‐YEAR‐OLDS. 98 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:34,317 >> ABSOLUTELY. 99 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:37,987 >> BUT DAD, DAD, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 100 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:41,891 A LOT OF TIMES WHEN YOU ARE DOING LATE NIGHT THE JOKES IN 101 00:05:41,891 --> 00:05:47,764 YOUR MONOLOGUE SHOULD BE CENTERED AROUND CURRENT EVENTS 102 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,165 OR POLITICS YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE? 103 00:05:49,165 --> 00:05:54,537 >> I DO, WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PROGRESSIVE ‐‐ OF 104 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:55,071 WATER? 105 00:05:55,071 --> 00:05:55,805 >> I DON'T KNOW. 106 00:05:55,805 --> 00:06:03,379 >> AOC. OH! OH! OH! 107 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,382 OH! NOW, THAT'S SILLY. 108 00:06:06,382 --> 00:06:06,816 >> THAT'S TERRIBLE. 109 00:06:06,816 --> 00:06:08,017 >> THAT IS SO ‐‐ 110 00:06:08,017 --> 00:06:08,952 >> THAT IS TERRIBLE. 111 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:12,722 >> THAT IS SO SILLY. BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY. 112 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:14,824 >> I GUESS. OKAY, YOU HAVE TIME FOR ONE 113 00:06:14,824 --> 00:06:21,130 MORE, DAD, I'M GIVING YOU ONE MORE. 114 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,131 >> WHAT ‐‐ OH, YEAH. 115 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,401 >> IS THAT MOM PRODUCING YOU? IS MOM YOUR PRODUCER? 116 00:06:25,401 --> 00:06:29,172 >> NO. NO. NO. NO. 117 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:37,146 NO SHE JUST PRODDING ME. HOW DO VEGANS VOTE? 118 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:41,251 >> HOW? HAD. 119 00:06:41,251 --> 00:06:47,056 >> KALE. ELECTION KALE. 120 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:53,129 >> I WILL JUST SAY, I WILL SAY, VOTE BY KALE. 121 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:59,235 >> OH. OH. OH. OH. GOSH. 122 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:06,976 THEY VOTE BY KALE. OH. THEY VOTE BY KALE. 123 00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:11,481 >> OH, DAD. YOU ARE AMAZING. 124 00:07:11,481 --> 00:07:16,786 I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU MADE MY 125 00:07:16,786 --> 00:07:19,322 MONOLOGUE BETTER, SO THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST DAD. 126 00:07:19,322 --> 00:07:20,723 >> AND YOU ARE SO GRACIOUS. 127 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:22,492 >> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOUR TONIGHT. 128 00:07:22,492 --> 00:07:25,762 WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. WE WILL MEET AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF 129 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:29,565 HEALTH CARE HEROES AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH EARL 130 00:07:29,565 --> 00:07:31,367 WASHINGTON'S CO‐STAR FROM LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE, MY FRIEND, 131 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,282 REESE WITHERSPOON. 132 00:07:37,234 --> 00:07:40,384 ♪ 133 00:07:40,384 --> 00:07:42,119 >>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 134 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:44,755 I'M NOT JIMMY KIMMEL. I'M KERRY WASHINGTON. 135 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:48,459 I WILL BE HOSTING AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT. 136 00:07:48,459 --> 00:07:53,497 I'LL CHAT WITH STACEY ABRAMS AND HAVE MUSIC FROM CHLOE AND HALLE. 137 00:07:53,497 --> 00:07:56,033 MY GUEST TONIGHT IS, ON ANY GIVEN DAY, AN AWARD‐WINNING 138 00:07:56,033 --> 00:08:02,072 ACTRESS, ACTIVIST, ENTREPRENEUR AND MY CO‐PRODUCER AND CO‐STAR 139 00:08:02,072 --> 00:08:09,012 MY WORK WIFE, IN THE CURRENTLY EMMY NOMINATED MINISERIES 140 00:08:09,012 --> 00:08:10,547 "LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE." 141 00:08:10,547 --> 00:08:12,950 >>> WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS JOB? 142 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,017 >> TO PROTECT MY KID. 143 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:14,885 >> FROM WHAT? 144 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:15,786 >> FROM YOU. 145 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:20,324 >> I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 146 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:24,862 >> WHITE WOMEN ALWAYS WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEIR MAID. 147 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:30,501 I WAS NOT YOUR MAID ELENA, AND I WAS NEVER YOUR FRIEND 148 00:08:30,501 --> 00:08:35,939 PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND, REESE WITHERSPOON. 149 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:36,440 >>> HI! 150 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,674 >> HI! 151 00:08:37,674 --> 00:08:38,509 >> HI! 152 00:08:38,509 --> 00:08:40,511 >> BIG HUGS. 153 00:08:40,511 --> 00:08:42,846 >> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 154 00:08:42,846 --> 00:08:46,116 I'M SO PROUD OF THIS BEAUTIFUL BABY THAT WE MADE TOGETHER IN 155 00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:50,020 OUR FIVE NOMINATIONS FOR "LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE". 156 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:53,090 I JUST WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FROM YOUR COMPANY, HELLO 157 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:56,960 SUNSHINE, YOUR THREE SHOWS. "LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE," 158 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:03,567 "MORNING SHOW," "BIG LITTLE LIES," YOU HAVE A COMBINED 18 159 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,369 NOMINATIONS. LIKE THAT IS LEGAL, LIKE YOU ARE 160 00:09:05,369 --> 00:09:10,374 LEGAL. THAT IS CRAZY. 18 NOMINATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS, 161 00:09:10,374 --> 00:09:10,641 REESE. 162 00:09:10,641 --> 00:09:13,210 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH, I THINK SOMETIMES WE ARE THE FORWARD 163 00:09:13,210 --> 00:09:16,313 FACING ONES BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THAT WORK 164 00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:19,349 BEHIND THE SCENES. I'M SO HAPPY FOR MY TEAM AND 165 00:09:19,349 --> 00:09:21,685 COMPANY, THEY WORKED SO HARD TO GET US HERE AND IT'S JUST A 166 00:09:21,685 --> 00:09:25,556 GREAT, IT'S A GREAT THING TO BE ABLE TO PUT OUT STUFF THAT YOU 167 00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:28,459 ARE PROUD OF SO. GO. 168 00:09:28,459 --> 00:09:31,428 >> I HAVE WORKED RIGHT NEXT TO TEAM SUNSHINE. 169 00:09:31,428 --> 00:09:33,564 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING, AMAZING CREW. 170 00:09:33,564 --> 00:09:37,067 SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU ARE WEARING ON YOUR COUCH AT 171 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,836 THIS YEAR'S EMMYS? 172 00:09:38,836 --> 00:09:40,904 >> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE EMMYS. 173 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:44,408 I MEAN, OTHER THAN, I THINK JIMMY'S HOSTING IT. 174 00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:47,578 >> BUT HE IS NOT HERE TO TAKE OUR QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT IT'S 175 00:09:47,578 --> 00:09:48,011 GOING TO BE. 176 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:49,947 >> WE HAVE A LOT OF FOLLOW‐UP QUESTIONS. 177 00:09:49,947 --> 00:09:53,550 >> JIMMY, COME BACK FROM VACATION. 178 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:56,220 >> YOU ARE GORGEOUS. I MEAN THIS DRESS THAT YOU ARE 179 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,321 WEARING IS SO STUNNING. 180 00:09:57,321 --> 00:10:02,159 >> I'M TRYING TO RE‐ENTER LIFE IN A WAY THAT WORKS. 181 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:06,497 >> I LOVE IT. I LOVE I. 182 00:10:06,497 --> 00:10:08,565 >> ‐‐ ARE YOU GOING TO GATHER ALL 183 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:12,202 THE KIDS AND PETS AND PARENTS AND SAY, YOU HAVE TO WATCHING ME? 184 00:10:12,202 --> 00:10:14,071 >> OH, MY GOSH. I GUESS SO, YEAH. 185 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:16,807 I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE SORT OF A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE. 186 00:10:16,807 --> 00:10:20,978 ARE WE ALL GOING TO BE IN OUR PAJAMAS? 187 00:10:20,978 --> 00:10:23,480 I'M DEFINITELY ‐‐ I'M EATING TAKE‐OUT FOR SURE. 188 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:29,920 >> YES, YES, YES. SO, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 189 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:37,528 AMAZING SON DECON, WHO I ADORE, 190 00:10:37,528 --> 00:10:38,562 HE A SINGLE THIS SUMMER. 191 00:10:38,562 --> 00:10:42,266 >> HE RELEASED A SONG THIS SUMMER. 192 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,935 IT'S CALLED "LONG RUN" AND IT'S 193 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:54,011 ON THE SPOTIFY CHARTS AND HE IS 194 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:59,850 HE SHOT HIS FIRST MUSIC VIDEO. 195 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,686 >> YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. I WANT TO POST IT EVERYWHERE. 196 00:11:02,686 --> 00:11:06,790 WHEN YOU POST IT ON INSTAGRAM, I NOTICE AND I WONDER IF IT'S MY 197 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,992 FUTURE. HE IS OLDER THAN MY LITTLES. 198 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:12,763 HE SEEMED BOTH REALLY HAPPY AND PROUD THAT YOU WERE SO PROUD OF 199 00:11:12,763 --> 00:11:15,532 HIM, BUT ALSO A LITTLE EMBARRASSED. 200 00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:16,099 >> OH ‐‐ 201 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:21,071 >> DO YOU OFTEN LIKE EMBARRASS YOUR KIDS INTENTIONALLY, 202 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:21,939 UNINTENTIONALLY? IS IT JUST MY PATH? 203 00:11:21,939 --> 00:11:25,943 >> I SAY IF YOU ARE NOT EMBARRASSING YOUR CHILDREN, YOU 204 00:11:25,943 --> 00:11:27,778 ARE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH THEM. 205 00:11:27,778 --> 00:11:28,445 THAT'S BASICALLY MY GOAL. 206 00:11:28,445 --> 00:11:30,414 >> YES, THAT IS ‐‐ 207 00:11:30,414 --> 00:11:34,785 >> IT'S YOUR JOB AS PARENTS TO REALLY LIKE, REALLY RAMP UP THE 208 00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:35,319 EMBARRASSMENT. 209 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,689 >> SO I HEARD A STORY ACTUALLY ABOUT YOU IN THE THIRD GRADE 210 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:45,028 WHICH MADE TOTAL SENSE TO ME, BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING 211 00:11:45,028 --> 00:11:47,064 BAD‐ASS PRODUCER AND BOSS LADY. I HEARD THAT YOU, THIS SOUNDS 212 00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:50,100 LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE BRONX HAD GOING ON, YOU HAD A SIDE 213 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,303 HUSTLE OUT OF YOUR DESK IN THE THIRD GRADE, IS THAT TRUE? 214 00:11:53,303 --> 00:11:58,375 >> I DID, I ACTUALLY STARTED MY FIRST BUSINESS OTHER THAN LIKE A 215 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,944 LEMONADE STAND WAS IN THE THIRD GRADE. 216 00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:03,513 MY BROTHER BOUGHT BANANA CLIPS AT THE MALL. 217 00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:06,149 AND I WOULD PERSONALIZE THEM WITH PEOPLE'S NAMES. 218 00:12:06,149 --> 00:12:11,188 HE WAS LIKE, SISTER, WE CAN GET GREAT MARGINS ON THIS IF I BUY 219 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:16,059 THEM FOR $.25 AND WE SELL THEM FOR A DOLLAR IF YOU JUST PUT 220 00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:18,829 PAINT PENS AND PUT THEIR NAMES ON IT. 221 00:12:18,829 --> 00:12:22,132 AND I HAD A WHOLE THING GOING IN THIRD GRADE AND I GOT SHUT DOWN 222 00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:26,870 AND I ACTUALLY DID NOT GET SUSPENDED BUT I HAD TO STAY 223 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:30,974 AFTER SCHOOL BECAUSE I GOT PAINT PEN ALL OVER MY DESK AND I GOT 224 00:12:30,974 --> 00:12:33,176 IN TROUBLE FOR DEFACING SCHOOL PROPERTY. 225 00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:35,245 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. BUT I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU 226 00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:41,118 GOT IN TROUBLE, YOU DIDN'T, LIKE THAT SPIRIT DID NOT DIE. 227 00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:45,088 YOU STAYED IN THAT LIKE SIDE HUSTLE, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT 228 00:12:45,088 --> 00:12:46,323 HAPPEN. I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 229 00:12:46,323 --> 00:12:49,459 FROM MY TINY DESK TO MY 18 NOMINATIONS. 230 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:55,332 >> OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST ALWAYS, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS AND 231 00:12:55,332 --> 00:12:58,869 INTERESTED ABOUT BUSINESS. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO 232 00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:03,173 CHANGE SYSTEMS AND LEARN HOW THINGS WORK AND SO, YEAH. 233 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:06,877 EVEN WHEN I WAS LITTLE. I CAN'T TURN IT OFF EITHER 234 00:13:06,877 --> 00:13:08,545 SOMETIMES I'M LIKE CAN I JUST TURN IT OFF. 235 00:13:08,545 --> 00:13:10,614 I HAVE A MILLION IDEAS EVERY WEEK TOO. 236 00:13:10,614 --> 00:13:12,149 AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT THAT GOOD. 237 00:13:12,149 --> 00:13:15,252 >> BUT THAT'S OKAY. RIGHT? JUST STAYING IN THAT CREATIVE 238 00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,421 MENTALITY AND BEING WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK. 239 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,424 LIKE, YOU ONLY GET TO SUCCESS WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO FAIL 240 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,591 ALONG THE WAY. THERE'S ‐‐ 241 00:13:21,591 --> 00:13:24,394 >> YEAH, AND I FAILED, KERRY. I HAVE FAILED. 242 00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:25,729 >> SAME, SAME. 243 00:13:25,729 --> 00:13:31,201 >> I HAVE ‐‐ BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM EVERY 244 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:36,673 SINGLE MOMENT AND I, YEAH, YOU JUST LEARN TO BE GRACEFUL 245 00:13:36,673 --> 00:13:40,977 THROUGH FAILURE AND YOU LEARN TO TAKE AWAY THE MESSAGE. 246 00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:45,382 >> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE CAN TALK FOR A MILLION YEARS BUT WE 247 00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:47,584 WILL OFFLINE AND DO IT IN OUR OWN TIME. 248 00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:48,552 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 249 00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:51,254 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, AND I'M SO EXCITED YOU NEED TO DO IT 250 00:13:51,254 --> 00:13:53,323 ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS. 251 00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:57,160 >> OH, THANK YOU, NO, NO, "LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE" IS 252 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,396 AVAILABLE ON HULU, THANK YOU, REESE. 253 00:13:59,396 --> 00:14:01,398 WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO HONOR A WHOLE FAMILY OF 254 00:14:01,398 --> 00:14:02,632 HEALTHCARE HEROES. SO STICK AROUND. 255 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:18,667 ♪ 256 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,868 >>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE." 257 00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:20,903 I'M KERRY WASHINGTON. SINCE EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN 258 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,104 TEXAS, INSTEAD OF JUST ONE HEALTHCARE HERO, WE'RE GOING TO 259 00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:23,539 HONOR A WHOLE FAMILY OF THEM. LIVE FROM DALLAS. 260 00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:28,377 PLEASE WELCOME ALL FIVE NURSES FROM THE GINIGEME FAMILY, ENUMA, 261 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:36,151 DERA, JIDE, KOSI AND UCHE. 262 00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:40,289 >>> ENUMA, HOW ARE YOU ALL RELATED, CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT? 263 00:14:40,289 --> 00:14:46,395 >> THIS IS MY WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. 264 00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:51,366 AND MY FANTASTIC SON IN LAW. 265 00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:55,070 >> FIVE NURSES, FIVE NURSES IN ONE FAMILY. 266 00:14:55,070 --> 00:15:01,076 AT WHAT POINT DO YOU ALL GET A REALITY SHOW AND I PRODUCE IT? 267 00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:05,214 I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING NONSTOP DURING THE 268 00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:08,450 PANDEMIC. WHO IS THE BEST NURSE IN THE 269 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,386 FAMILY, BE HONEST. 270 00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:15,991 >> UM ‐‐ WE ARE ALL GOOD NURSES. WE ALL HAVE OUR STRENGTHS SO, I 271 00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:18,927 DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER. 272 00:15:18,927 --> 00:15:21,930 >> VERY GRACEFUL. IT'S AN ELEGANT ANSWER. 273 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:26,869 KOSI AND JIDE, YOU RECENTLY HAD A BABY GIRL, IN MARCH, YEAH? 274 00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,070 >> YES. WE DID. 275 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:31,106 >> AND YOU ARE BOTH BACK AT WORK AND TREATING PATIENTS? 276 00:15:31,106 --> 00:15:31,673 >> YES. 277 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:35,611 >> DO YOU WORRY ABOUT BRINGING GERMS HOME? 278 00:15:35,611 --> 00:15:38,947 >> YES, WE ACTUALLY WORRY ABOUT THAT AND THAT'S WHY, WHEN EVER 279 00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:43,752 WE GET HOME, WE TRY, WE ALWAYS TAKE OFF OF OUR UNIFORMS AT THE 280 00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:49,424 GARAGE, AND TAKE A SHOWER, AND YOU KNOW, WE CLEAN UP, TO AVOID 281 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:55,664 AS MUCH POSSIBLE BRING ING BACK HOME. AND THE BABY IS ALMOST SIX 282 00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,365 MONTHS NOW? 283 00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:57,299 >> YES. 284 00:15:57,299 --> 00:16:00,469 >> SO THIS IS THE FAMILY PROFESSION, HAS SHE EXPRESSED AN 285 00:16:00,469 --> 00:16:01,403 INTEREST IN NURSING? 286 00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:02,137 >> YEAH. 287 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:12,848 I'M DOING ONLINE COURSES FOR MY 288 00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:14,216 MSN RIGHT NOW, SHE IS TAKING CLASSES WITH ME, SHE IS LEARNING. 289 00:16:14,216 --> 00:16:14,550 >> I LOVE IT. 290 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:18,620 >> SO, DERA, DERA, I UNDERSTAND THAT CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN 291 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,489 ORDER, YESES? I KNOW PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSED 292 00:16:20,489 --> 00:16:25,427 TO ASK YOU THIS, BUT A LITTLE WILL BIRDIE TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE 293 00:16:25,427 --> 00:16:28,564 EXPECTING? 294 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:33,235 >> YES. CONG CONGRATS, DO YOU KNOW THE GENDER. 295 00:16:33,235 --> 00:16:33,368 ? 296 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,069 >> NO. 297 00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:36,872 >> RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL? 298 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,740 >> OH, THREE FOR GIRL. OKAY. 299 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:44,346 AND RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A BOY? OKAY. 300 00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:51,887 3‐2. WELL, DERA, I REALLY RELATE TO 301 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:56,792 OLIVIA POPE AND I OFTEN FEEL THAT I NEED TO FIX CONFUSION, WE 302 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,828 CALLED YOUR DOCTOR LAST WEEK AND I BRIBED HIM WITH A SCANDAL 303 00:16:59,828 --> 00:17:02,231 T‐SHIRT AND HE TOLD ME THE GENDER. 304 00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:06,435 AND I AM DRUNK WITH POWER. 305 00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:13,375 NO, LIKE A GOOD NIGERIAN, IT'S MARTINELLIES, REALLY, THIS THE 306 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:17,913 SHOULD BE A FAMILY AFFAIR, LET'S INVITE YOUR BROTHER AND HUSBAND 307 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:21,383 TO JOIN US. OH, SO WE HAVE ALL THE GREAT 308 00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:24,953 NIGERIAN NAMES AND THEN BEN AND JAKE. 309 00:17:24,953 --> 00:17:30,092 >> NOT TOO MUCH, NOT TOO. 310 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:34,730 MY NIGERIAN NAME IS NAMBY THOUGH. 311 00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:41,470 >> YOU SHARE THAT WITH MY HUSBAND. IS THAT BABY ESSIE? 312 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,938 >> YES. 313 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:43,739 >> SORRY. 314 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,741 [ BABY CRYING ] 315 00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:51,313 >> OH, LOOK AT BABY ESSIE. OH, SO CUTE. OKAY. 316 00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:55,083 SO, THESE BOXES, THESE BOXES THAT WE WERE HANDING ON OUT WERE 317 00:17:55,083 --> 00:18:01,356 SHIPPED TO TEXAS OVERNIGHT, NO PEAKING, SINCE YOU ARE FIVE 318 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:05,127 PROUD NIGERIAN NURSES. I WANTED TO BRING A SPECIAL 319 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:11,333 GUEST FOR THE CULTURE AS WE SAY. MY NIGERIAN BROTHERS AND 320 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:15,170 SISTERS, PLEASE MEET NIGERIAN 321 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:21,376 SINGER AND SONGWRITER, BURNA 322 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:26,348 BOY. HELLO. 323 00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:31,586 THANK YOU SO MUCH. YES. OKAY. 324 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:38,894 SO BURNA BOY. COUNT US DOWN, COUNT US DOWN. 325 00:18:38,894 --> 00:18:41,730 YOU GIVE US A ONE TWO THREE, AND THEN EVERYONE OPEN THE BOXES. 326 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:42,564 >> ARE YOU READY? 327 00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:42,898 >> YES. 328 00:18:42,898 --> 00:18:54,876 >> 3, 2, 1, OPEN! 329 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:55,744 [ SCREAMING ] 330 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:59,381 >> OKAY. OKAY. WAIT, LISTEN, LISTEN. 331 00:18:59,381 --> 00:19:05,420 I HAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE. OUR FRIENDS AT IROBOT WANT TO 332 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:10,625 THANK YOU BY SENDING EACH OF YOU $5,000 TO SPEND HOWEVER YOU 333 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,494 LIKE. AND AS AN ADDED THANKS, BECAUSE 334 00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:13,795 OF ALL YOU DO, IROBOT IS SENDING EACH OF YOU THEIR 335 00:19:13,795 --> 00:19:16,631 TOP‐OF‐THE‐LINE ROOMBA ROBOT VACUUM SO THAT CLEANING IS ONE 336 00:19:16,631 --> 00:19:20,302 LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN YOU GET HOME. 337 00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:26,908 JAKE AND BENN, I'LL SEND YOU SCANDAL T‐SHIRTS. 338 00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:28,343 BURNA BOY, KEEP MAKING THAT MUSIC. THANK YOU TO THE GINIGEME 339 00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:29,211 FAMILY. THANK YOU TO BURNA BOY AND THANK 340 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,278 YOU TO IROBOT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 341 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:51,766 >>> THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TONIGHT. I'D LIKE TO THANK 342 00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:54,802 REESE WITHERSPOON, THE GINIGEME FAMILY, EARL WASHINGTON AND OF 343 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,370 COURSE, MY LIFE'S TRUE INSPIRATION, JIMMY KIMMEL. 344 00:19:56,370 --> 00:20:00,541 I'LL SEE YOU HERE TOMORROW WITH STACEY ABRAMS AND MUSIC FROM 345 00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:07,181 CHLOE AND HALLE. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. GOODNIGHT. 346 00:20:07,181 --> 00:20:10,681 >>> OH, OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. NOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 28856

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