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>>> FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE, WITH GUEST HOST,
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KERRY WASHINGTON, TONIGHT, REESE
WITHERSPOON AND OUR HEALTH CARE
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HERO OF THE WEEK.
AND NOW, KERRY WASHINGTON.
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>>> HELLO AND WELCOME TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE."
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I'M YOUR GUEST HOST,
KERRY WASHINGTON.
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AND TONIGHT I AM MAKING
TELEVISION HISTORY AS THE FIRST
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WOMAN TO EVER HOST A LATE NIGHT
SHOW ‐‐ ON A COVERED PATIO ‐‐
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IN ONE HUNDRED DEGREE HEAT AND
90% HUMIDITY.
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THAT IS A VERY SPECIFIC GLASS
CEILING, BUT I JUST BROKE THE
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HELL OUT OF IT.
WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE I HAVEN'T
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BEEN DOING MUCH DURING
QUARANTINE.
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JUST BEING A TEACHER, A CAMP
COUNSELOR, A LIFE GUARD, YOU
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KNOW, JUST A MOM DURING COVID
TIMES.
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I'M ALSO RUNNING A PRODUCTION
COMPANY FROM A CORNER OF MY
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BEDROOM, LEARNING HOW TO COOK
NEW THINGS BECAUSE I'M SOMETIMES
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PARANOID ABOUT ORDERING TAKE
OUT, TEACHING YOGA ON INSTAGRAM
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TO CALM MY OWN DAMN NERVES, AND
DOING PRESS FOR MY NEW
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DOCUMENTARY "THE FIGHT," WHICH
BASICALLY MEANS RUNNING A PRESS
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JUNKET FROM THAT SAME CORNER OF
THAT SAME BEDROOM.
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OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH, IT'S
BEEN SUPER CHILL.
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BUT WHEN I'M FEELING MY MOST
ANXIOUS I THINK ABOUT THE
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FRONTLINE WORKERS, GROCERY STORE
EMPLOYEES, SANITATION WORKERS,
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MAIL CARRIERS.
SHOUT OUT TO THE MAIL CARRIERS
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ESPECIALLY DURING THIS TIME.
I THINK ABOUT HOW HARD THEY'RE
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WORKING AND I'M TRULY GRATEFUL.
A LOT HAS BEEN PUT INTO
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PERSPECTIVE DURING COVID.
I THINK WE'RE ALL FEELING MORE
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GRATEFUL FOR OUR LOVED ONES, AND
WE'RE AWARE OF THE FRAGILITY OF
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LIFE AND THE NEED TO REALLY LOOK
OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.
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WHICH IS WHY I'M HAPPY TO FILL
IN FOR JIMMY SO HE COULD SPEND
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THE SUMMER CATCHING EXACTLY FOUR
FISH.
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COME ON, JUMYY ‐‐ JIMMY DO
BETTER.
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ALL KIDDING ASIDE, I LOVE YOU
JIMMY.
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ACTUALLY, FUN FACT, BETWEEN ME
AND JIMMY, TOGETHER WE HAVE WON
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SEVEN NAACP IMAGE AWARDS.
THAT'S TRUE, LOOK IT UP.
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AND ANOTHER FUN FACT, WE ARE
CURRENTLY NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY
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TOGETHER FOR OUR WORK ON "LIVE
IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE."
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I JUST LOVE WORKING WITH JIMMY.
AND APPARENTLY FOR JIMMY, WHILE
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HE SITS IN A HAMMOCK SCROLLING
THROUGH HIS INSTAGRAM.
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SO LISTEN THERE'S A LOT GOING ON
IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU FIND
THE FUNNY.
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN I'M HAVING PANIC ATTACKS
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THINKING ABOUT THE US POSTAL
SERVICE, BUT LADIES AND
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GENTLEMEN THAT'S 2020 FOR YA.
THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL
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CONVENTION GOT UNDERWAY TODAY,
WHICH I WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN
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ON WEDNESDAY. I'M SUPER EXCITED.
THIS ISN'T MY FIRST TIME
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SPEAKING AT A CONVENTION.
MANY PEOPLE THINK I'M DRAWN TO
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POLITICS BECAUSE I STARRED ON
"SCANDAL," A SHOW SET IN AN
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, WHERE PEOPLE
ACTUALLY CARE WHEN A PRESIDENT
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DOES SOMETHING WRONG.
BUT REALLY I'M DRAWN TO POLITICS
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BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN.
AND LIKE YOU I GET TO HAVE A SAY
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ABOUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE THAT
MAKE THE RULES AND DECISIONS
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THAT GUIDE OUR LIVES.
AND NOT JUST AT THE TOP OF THE
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TICKET.
WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR LOCAL
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LEADERS AS WELL.
PART OF MY PASSION FOR POLITICS
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AND CIVIC ENGAGEMENT COMES FROM
MY PARENTS.
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I HAVE TWO WONDERFUL PARENTS.
IF YOU FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM,
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AND IF YOU DON'T SHAME ON YOU,
YOU ALREADY KNOW MY DAD EARL,
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WHO IS HILARIOUS.
I LIKE TO POST VIDEOS OF HIM
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LIKE THIS BRILLIANT ACCEPTANCE
SPEECH FOR HIS EMMY NOMINATION,
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WHICH HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET.
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>>> IT IS AN HONOR TO BE A
BACKGROUND TEACHER SAYING THANK
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YOU TO THE ACADEMY FOR
NOMINATING BOTH OF MY WORK, MY
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WORK IN LIVE IN FRONT OF A
STUDIO AUDIENCE AND LITTLE FIRES.
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I FEEL THAT IT WAS PROBABLY SOME
OF MY BEST WORK. THANK YOU.
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>> HE'S A BRILLIANT BACKGROUND
ACTOR. HONESTLY, IF THERE WAS A
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BA‐CADEMY AWARD, HE WOULD WIN IT.
HE'S THE MOST ADORABLE MAN IN
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AMERICA AND HE LOVES TO TELL
JOKES.
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SO WHEN HE HEARD I WAS DOING MY
FIRST LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUE HE
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SAID HE WANTED TO PITCH IN AND
HELP OUT WITH MY MATERIAL
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BECAUSE HE DOESN'T THINK I'M
THAT FUNNY.
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SO LET'S GO TO HIM NOW.
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY FATHER,
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EARL WASHINGTON.
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>>> HEY, DAD.
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>> HEY, LOOKING GOOD.
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>> THANKS.
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>> SOUNDING GREAT.
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>> THANK YOU, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
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>> I SAID, I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
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>> DAD, THIS IS YOUR LATE‐NIGHT
TV DEBUT, HOW DOES IT FEEL?
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>> YOU KNOW, THIS IS AWESOME.
AND IT'S AT A REALLY STRATEGIC
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TIME YOU KNOW, WE ARE IN SUCH A
TURMOIL WITH THIS PLAGUE AND SO,
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ANY KIND OF HUMOR REALLY, REALLY
WORKS.
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AND YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE STUFF
THAT I DO, WHICH ARE BAD DAD
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JOKES, ARE REALLY INTERESTING.
YOU KNOW WHY?
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>> WHY.
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>> BECAUSE THEY SNEAK UP ON YOU.
I MEAN, THEY REALLY DO.
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I MEAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
IT'S A DAD JOKE?
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>> HOW?
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>> IT BECOMES A PARENT. OH.
THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.
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THAT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.
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>> THAT'S GOOD.
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>> OR, OR, YOU KNOW, THE WHY
DOES THE COOKIE TAKE HIMSELF TO
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THE HOSPITAL?
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMBY.
OH. OH.
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OH. OH.
SOME OF YOUR BEST DAD JOKES COME
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FROM 6‐10‐YEAR‐OLDS.
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> BUT DAD, DAD, HERE'S THE
PROBLEM.
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A LOT OF TIMES WHEN YOU ARE
DOING LATE NIGHT THE JOKES IN
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YOUR MONOLOGUE SHOULD BE
CENTERED AROUND CURRENT EVENTS
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OR POLITICS YOU HAVE ANY OF
THOSE?
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>> I DO, WHAT IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT PROGRESSIVE ‐‐ OF
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WATER?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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>> AOC. OH! OH! OH!
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OH! NOW, THAT'S SILLY.
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>> THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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>> THAT IS SO ‐‐
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>> THAT IS TERRIBLE.
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>> THAT IS SO SILLY.
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY.
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>> I GUESS.
OKAY, YOU HAVE TIME FOR ONE
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MORE, DAD, I'M GIVING YOU ONE
MORE.
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>> WHAT ‐‐ OH, YEAH.
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>> IS THAT MOM PRODUCING YOU?
IS MOM YOUR PRODUCER?
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>> NO. NO. NO. NO.
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NO SHE JUST PRODDING ME.
HOW DO VEGANS VOTE?
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>> HOW? HAD.
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>> KALE. ELECTION KALE.
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>> I WILL JUST SAY, I WILL SAY,
VOTE BY KALE.
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>> OH. OH. OH. OH. GOSH.
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THEY VOTE BY KALE. OH.
THEY VOTE BY KALE.
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>> OH, DAD.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
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I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU MADE MY
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MONOLOGUE BETTER, SO THANK YOU
FOR BEING THE BEST DAD.
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>> AND YOU ARE SO GRACIOUS.
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>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOUR
TONIGHT.
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WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.
WE WILL MEET AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF
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HEALTH CARE HEROES AND WE WILL
BE RIGHT BACK WITH EARL
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WASHINGTON'S CO‐STAR FROM LITTLE
FIRES EVERYWHERE, MY FRIEND,
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REESE WITHERSPOON.
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♪
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>>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE."
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I'M NOT JIMMY KIMMEL.
I'M KERRY WASHINGTON.
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I WILL BE HOSTING AGAIN TOMORROW
NIGHT.
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I'LL CHAT WITH STACEY ABRAMS AND
HAVE MUSIC FROM CHLOE AND HALLE.
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MY GUEST TONIGHT IS, ON ANY
GIVEN DAY, AN AWARD‐WINNING
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ACTRESS, ACTIVIST, ENTREPRENEUR
AND MY CO‐PRODUCER AND CO‐STAR
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MY WORK WIFE, IN THE CURRENTLY
EMMY NOMINATED MINISERIES
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"LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE."
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>>> WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS JOB?
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>> TO PROTECT MY KID.
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>> FROM WHAT?
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>> FROM YOU.
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>> I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
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>> WHITE WOMEN ALWAYS WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH THEIR MAID.
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I WAS NOT YOUR MAID ELENA, AND I
WAS NEVER YOUR FRIEND
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PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIEND,
REESE WITHERSPOON.
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>>> HI!
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>> HI!
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>> HI!
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>> BIG HUGS.
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>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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I'M SO PROUD OF THIS BEAUTIFUL
BABY THAT WE MADE TOGETHER IN
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OUR FIVE NOMINATIONS FOR "LITTLE
FIRES EVERYWHERE".
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I JUST WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
FROM YOUR COMPANY, HELLO
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SUNSHINE, YOUR THREE SHOWS.
"LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE,"
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"MORNING SHOW," "BIG LITTLE
LIES," YOU HAVE A COMBINED 18
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NOMINATIONS.
LIKE THAT IS LEGAL, LIKE YOU ARE
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LEGAL. THAT IS CRAZY.
18 NOMINATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS,
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REESE.
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>> THANK YOU SO MUCH, I THINK
SOMETIMES WE ARE THE FORWARD
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FACING ONES BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THAT WORK
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BEHIND THE SCENES.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR MY TEAM AND
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COMPANY, THEY WORKED SO HARD TO
GET US HERE AND IT'S JUST A
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GREAT, IT'S A GREAT THING TO BE
ABLE TO PUT OUT STUFF THAT YOU
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ARE PROUD OF SO. GO.
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>> I HAVE WORKED RIGHT NEXT TO
TEAM SUNSHINE.
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YOU HAVE AN AMAZING, AMAZING
CREW.
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SO, HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU
ARE WEARING ON YOUR COUCH AT
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THIS YEAR'S EMMYS?
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>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THE EMMYS.
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I MEAN, OTHER THAN, I THINK
JIMMY'S HOSTING IT.
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>> BUT HE IS NOT HERE TO TAKE
OUR QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT IT'S
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GOING TO BE.
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>> WE HAVE A LOT OF FOLLOW‐UP
QUESTIONS.
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>> JIMMY, COME BACK FROM
VACATION.
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>> YOU ARE GORGEOUS.
I MEAN THIS DRESS THAT YOU ARE
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WEARING IS SO STUNNING.
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>> I'M TRYING TO RE‐ENTER LIFE
IN A WAY THAT WORKS.
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>> I LOVE IT. I LOVE I.
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>>
‐‐ ARE YOU GOING TO GATHER ALL
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THE KIDS AND PETS AND PARENTS
AND SAY, YOU HAVE TO WATCHING ME?
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>> OH, MY GOSH.
I GUESS SO, YEAH.
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I MEAN, IT'S GOING TO BE SORT OF
A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.
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ARE WE ALL GOING TO BE IN OUR
PAJAMAS?
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I'M DEFINITELY ‐‐ I'M EATING
TAKE‐OUT FOR SURE.
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>> YES, YES, YES.
SO, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
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AMAZING SON DECON, WHO I ADORE,
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HE A SINGLE THIS SUMMER.
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>> HE RELEASED A SONG THIS
SUMMER.
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IT'S CALLED "LONG RUN" AND IT'S
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ON THE SPOTIFY CHARTS AND HE IS
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HE SHOT HIS FIRST MUSIC VIDEO.
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>> YOU HAVE TO TELL ME.
I WANT TO POST IT EVERYWHERE.
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WHEN YOU POST IT ON INSTAGRAM, I
NOTICE AND I WONDER IF IT'S MY
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FUTURE.
HE IS OLDER THAN MY LITTLES.
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HE SEEMED BOTH REALLY HAPPY AND
PROUD THAT YOU WERE SO PROUD OF
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HIM, BUT ALSO A LITTLE
EMBARRASSED.
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>> OH ‐‐
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>> DO YOU OFTEN LIKE EMBARRASS
YOUR KIDS INTENTIONALLY,
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UNINTENTIONALLY?
IS IT JUST MY PATH?
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>> I SAY IF YOU ARE NOT
EMBARRASSING YOUR CHILDREN, YOU
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ARE NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME
WITH THEM.
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THAT'S BASICALLY MY GOAL.
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>> YES, THAT IS ‐‐
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>> IT'S YOUR JOB AS PARENTS TO
REALLY LIKE, REALLY RAMP UP THE
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EMBARRASSMENT.
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>> SO I HEARD A STORY ACTUALLY
ABOUT YOU IN THE THIRD GRADE
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WHICH MADE TOTAL SENSE TO ME,
BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING
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BAD‐ASS PRODUCER AND BOSS LADY.
I HEARD THAT YOU, THIS SOUNDS
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LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE BRONX
HAD GOING ON, YOU HAD A SIDE
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HUSTLE OUT OF YOUR DESK IN THE
THIRD GRADE, IS THAT TRUE?
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>> I DID, I ACTUALLY STARTED MY
FIRST BUSINESS OTHER THAN LIKE A
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LEMONADE STAND WAS IN THE THIRD
GRADE.
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MY BROTHER BOUGHT BANANA CLIPS
AT THE MALL.
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AND I WOULD PERSONALIZE THEM
WITH PEOPLE'S NAMES.
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HE WAS LIKE, SISTER, WE CAN GET
GREAT MARGINS ON THIS IF I BUY
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THEM FOR $.25 AND WE SELL THEM
FOR A DOLLAR IF YOU JUST PUT
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PAINT PENS AND PUT THEIR NAMES
ON IT.
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AND I HAD A WHOLE THING GOING IN
THIRD GRADE AND I GOT SHUT DOWN
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AND I ACTUALLY DID NOT GET
SUSPENDED BUT I HAD TO STAY
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AFTER SCHOOL BECAUSE I GOT PAINT
PEN ALL OVER MY DESK AND I GOT
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IN TROUBLE FOR DEFACING SCHOOL
PROPERTY.
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>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
BUT I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU
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GOT IN TROUBLE, YOU DIDN'T, LIKE
THAT SPIRIT DID NOT DIE.
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YOU STAYED IN THAT LIKE SIDE
HUSTLE, I'M GOING TO MAKE IT
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HAPPEN.
I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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FROM MY TINY DESK TO MY 18
NOMINATIONS.
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>> OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST ALWAYS,
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS AND
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INTERESTED ABOUT BUSINESS.
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO
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CHANGE SYSTEMS AND LEARN HOW
THINGS WORK AND SO, YEAH.
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EVEN WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
I CAN'T TURN IT OFF EITHER
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SOMETIMES I'M LIKE CAN I JUST
TURN IT OFF.
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I HAVE A MILLION IDEAS EVERY
WEEK TOO.
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AND SOME OF THEM ARE NOT THAT
GOOD.
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>> BUT THAT'S OKAY. RIGHT?
JUST STAYING IN THAT CREATIVE
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MENTALITY AND BEING WILLING TO
TAKE THE RISK.
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LIKE, YOU ONLY GET TO SUCCESS
WHEN YOU ARE WILLING TO FAIL
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ALONG THE WAY. THERE'S ‐‐
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>> YEAH, AND I FAILED, KERRY.
I HAVE FAILED.
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>> SAME, SAME.
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>> I HAVE ‐‐ BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM EVERY
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SINGLE MOMENT AND I, YEAH, YOU
JUST LEARN TO BE GRACEFUL
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THROUGH FAILURE AND YOU LEARN TO
TAKE AWAY THE MESSAGE.
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>> I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE CAN
TALK FOR A MILLION YEARS BUT WE
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WILL OFFLINE AND DO IT IN OUR
OWN TIME.
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THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
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>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, AND
I'M SO EXCITED YOU NEED TO DO IT
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ALL THE TIME.
YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS.
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>> OH, THANK YOU, NO, NO,
"LITTLE FIRES EVERYWHERE" IS
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AVAILABLE ON HULU,
THANK YOU, REESE.
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WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO
HONOR A WHOLE FAMILY OF
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HEALTHCARE HEROES.
SO STICK AROUND.
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♪
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>>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE."
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I'M KERRY WASHINGTON.
SINCE EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN
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TEXAS, INSTEAD OF JUST ONE
HEALTHCARE HERO, WE'RE GOING TO
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HONOR A WHOLE FAMILY OF THEM.
LIVE FROM DALLAS.
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PLEASE WELCOME ALL FIVE NURSES
FROM THE GINIGEME FAMILY, ENUMA,
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DERA, JIDE, KOSI AND UCHE.
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>>> ENUMA, HOW ARE YOU ALL
RELATED, CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT?
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>> THIS IS MY WONDERFUL AND
BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS.
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AND MY FANTASTIC SON IN LAW.
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>> FIVE NURSES, FIVE NURSES IN
ONE FAMILY.
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AT WHAT POINT DO YOU ALL GET A
REALITY SHOW AND I PRODUCE IT?
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I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
WORKING NONSTOP DURING THE
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PANDEMIC.
WHO IS THE BEST NURSE IN THE
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FAMILY, BE HONEST.
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>> UM ‐‐ WE ARE ALL GOOD NURSES.
WE ALL HAVE OUR STRENGTHS SO, I
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DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER.
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>> VERY GRACEFUL.
IT'S AN ELEGANT ANSWER.
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KOSI AND JIDE, YOU RECENTLY HAD
A BABY GIRL, IN MARCH, YEAH?
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>> YES. WE DID.
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>> AND YOU ARE BOTH BACK AT WORK
AND TREATING PATIENTS?
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>> YES.
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>> DO YOU WORRY ABOUT BRINGING
GERMS HOME?
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>> YES, WE ACTUALLY WORRY ABOUT
THAT AND THAT'S WHY, WHEN EVER
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WE GET HOME, WE TRY, WE ALWAYS
TAKE OFF OF OUR UNIFORMS AT THE
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GARAGE, AND TAKE A SHOWER, AND
YOU KNOW, WE CLEAN UP, TO AVOID
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AS MUCH POSSIBLE BRING ING BACK
HOME. AND THE BABY IS ALMOST SIX
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MONTHS NOW?
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>> YES.
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>> SO THIS IS THE FAMILY
PROFESSION, HAS SHE EXPRESSED AN
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INTEREST IN NURSING?
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>> YEAH.
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I'M DOING ONLINE COURSES FOR MY
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MSN RIGHT NOW, SHE IS TAKING
CLASSES WITH ME, SHE IS LEARNING.
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>> I LOVE IT.
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>> SO, DERA, DERA, I UNDERSTAND
THAT CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN
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ORDER, YESES?
I KNOW PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSED
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TO ASK YOU THIS, BUT A LITTLE
WILL BIRDIE TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE
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EXPECTING?
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>> YES. CONG
CONGRATS, DO YOU KNOW THE GENDER.
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?
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>> NO.
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>> RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL?
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>> OH, THREE FOR GIRL.
OKAY.
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AND RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE A BOY? OKAY.
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3‐2.
WELL, DERA, I REALLY RELATE TO
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OLIVIA POPE AND I OFTEN FEEL
THAT I NEED TO FIX CONFUSION, WE
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CALLED YOUR DOCTOR LAST WEEK AND
I BRIBED HIM WITH A SCANDAL
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T‐SHIRT AND HE TOLD ME THE
GENDER.
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AND I AM DRUNK WITH POWER.
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NO, LIKE A GOOD NIGERIAN, IT'S
MARTINELLIES, REALLY, THIS THE
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SHOULD BE A FAMILY AFFAIR, LET'S
INVITE YOUR BROTHER AND HUSBAND
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TO JOIN US.
OH, SO WE HAVE ALL THE GREAT
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NIGERIAN NAMES AND THEN BEN AND
JAKE.
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>> NOT TOO MUCH, NOT TOO.
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MY NIGERIAN NAME IS NAMBY THOUGH.
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>> YOU SHARE THAT WITH MY
HUSBAND. IS THAT BABY ESSIE?
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>> YES.
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>> SORRY.
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[ BABY CRYING ]
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>> OH, LOOK AT BABY ESSIE.
OH, SO CUTE. OKAY.
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SO, THESE BOXES, THESE BOXES
THAT WE WERE HANDING ON OUT WERE
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SHIPPED TO TEXAS OVERNIGHT, NO
PEAKING, SINCE YOU ARE FIVE
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PROUD NIGERIAN NURSES.
I WANTED TO BRING A SPECIAL
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GUEST FOR THE CULTURE AS WE SAY.
MY NIGERIAN BROTHERS AND
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SISTERS, PLEASE MEET NIGERIAN
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SINGER AND SONGWRITER, BURNA
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BOY. HELLO.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH. YES. OKAY.
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SO BURNA BOY.
COUNT US DOWN, COUNT US DOWN.
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YOU GIVE US A ONE TWO THREE, AND
THEN EVERYONE OPEN THE BOXES.
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>> ARE YOU READY?
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>> YES.
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>> 3, 2, 1, OPEN!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> OKAY. OKAY.
WAIT, LISTEN, LISTEN.
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I HAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE.
OUR FRIENDS AT IROBOT WANT TO
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THANK YOU BY SENDING EACH OF YOU
$5,000 TO SPEND HOWEVER YOU
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LIKE.
AND AS AN ADDED THANKS, BECAUSE
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OF ALL YOU DO, IROBOT IS SENDING
EACH OF YOU THEIR
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TOP‐OF‐THE‐LINE ROOMBA ROBOT
VACUUM SO THAT CLEANING IS ONE
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LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN
YOU GET HOME.
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JAKE AND BENN, I'LL SEND YOU
SCANDAL T‐SHIRTS.
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BURNA BOY, KEEP MAKING THAT
MUSIC. THANK YOU TO THE GINIGEME
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FAMILY.
THANK YOU TO BURNA BOY AND THANK
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YOU TO IROBOT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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>>> THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
TONIGHT. I'D LIKE TO THANK
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REESE WITHERSPOON, THE GINIGEME
FAMILY, EARL WASHINGTON AND OF
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COURSE, MY LIFE'S TRUE
INSPIRATION, JIMMY KIMMEL.
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I'LL SEE YOU HERE TOMORROW WITH
STACEY ABRAMS AND MUSIC FROM
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CHLOE AND HALLE.
"NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT. GOODNIGHT.
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>>> OH, OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
NOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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