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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW
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♪ OH, OH
IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
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♪ OH, OH
IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME
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TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE
YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.
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WE ARE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD IN
HERE.
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WE WERE JUST MISSING-- I MEAN I
REALIZE, I THINK SOME DAYS I
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THINK YOU FEEL LEAK YOU WANT TO
KNOW, WE WERE JUST LISTENING TO
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WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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I GET SO EMOTIONAL BABY.
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♪ EVERY-- THAT'S I STARTED TOO
HIGH.
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>> THAT'S ON ME, THAT'S MY BAD.
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I WAS SO EMOTIONAL BABY.
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♪ WE HAVE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT.
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LATER ON THE INCREDIBLE BRYAN
KRANSTON WILL BE STOPPING BY, A
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PERFORMANCE BY DECLAN McKENNA.
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STICK AROUND FOR THAT.
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REGGIE, IT WAS WARM THIS
WEEKEND.
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HOW ARE YOU IN THE HEAT?
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>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I HAVE A
WARD THING WITH HEAT, I USED TO
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WEAR SWEATERS ALL THE TIME.
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AND I THINK I BURNED OUT MY
THERMOSTAT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE
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I DON'T-- I DON'T SENSE IT WHEN
IT IS HOT UNLESS I'M IN THE SUN
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AND IT IS MELTING, SEARING ME,
SO I AM IN THE SHADE, PEOPLE ARE
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LUKE IT'S SO HOT, I'M LUKE IS
IT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IS THAT THE ANSWER?
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>> James: AND THAT'S THE
LEVEL, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE AT.
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SOME SORT OF INCITE, YOU CAN'T
GET ANY ARE.
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IT WAS WARM THOUGH.
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IT WAS 100, I THINK IT WAS 130
DEGREES IN DEATH VALLEY, WHICH
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IS APPARENTLY THE HIGHEST
TEMPERATURE ON EARTH IN OVER A
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CENTURY.
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>> Reggie: WHOA.
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>> James: SO YEAH, IT TERMS
OUT THINGS CAN GET WORSE.
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130 DEGREES.
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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT NOTHING
COULD MAKE A PLACE CALLED DEATH
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VALLEY LESS APPEALING.
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ALSO TONIGHT IT WAS THE FIRST
NIGHT OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL
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CONVENTION.
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>> OW.
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>> James: WHY IS THERE MORE
THAN ONE NIGHT OF THE
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CONVENTION, IT'S NOT A BACHELOR
FINALE.
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WHAT DO WE NEED?
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IT SHOULD BE HALF AN HOUR TOPS,
ISN'T IT?
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IT SHOULD BE I'M GENTLEMEN
BIDEN, SHE'S KAMALA HARRIS, IF
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YOU ARE STILL UNDECIDED AT THIS
POINT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL
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YOU.
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STAY TUNED FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.
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THAT IS THE CONVENTION.
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IT SHOULD BE A QUIBI.
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pIT SHOULD BE ON QUIBI.
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THAT'S-- THIS YEAR OF COURSE THE
CONVENTION IS COMPLETELY VIRTUAL
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WHICH WILL BE SAFER BUT IT DOES
MEAN WE ARE WILL MISS INCREDIBLE
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SPONTANEOUS MOMENTS LIKE THE
TIME BILL CLINTON SAW BALLOONS
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FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.
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(LAUGHTER).
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>> James: HE'S LIKE WHAT IS
THIS?
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WHAT IS IN THESE THINGS.
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HOW DO THEY GET THE AIR IN
THERE?
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SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
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IT'S NOT JUST POLITICIANS THAT
WILL BE FEATURED AT THE DNC.
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ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE BILLIE
EILISH WILL BE PERFORMING AS
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EILISH WILL ILL JOHN LEGEND.
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YEAH, MEANWHILE THE REPUBLICAN
CONVENTION IS GOING TO FEATURE
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KID ROCK, KID ROCK AND ALSO KID
ROCK.
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BIDEN'S TRYING TO APPEAL TO
YOUNGER VOTERS BY INVITING
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BILLIE EILISH TO PERFORM.
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HE ISN'T STOP THERE, HE ALREADY
CHANGED HIS HAIR TO LOOk LIKE
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THIS.
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HAS EVERYBODY BEEN FOLLOWING
THIS POST OFFICE CONTROVERSY?
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IAN, ARE YOU UP ON THIS?
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>> OH YEAH, I'VE BEEN ON IT LIKE
A STAMP ON AN ENVELOPE THAT HAS
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TAKEN THREE WEEKS LONGER THAN
YOU HOPED IT WOULD TAKE.
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>> James: WHETHER IS THE HARDY3
TAKE.
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>> I SEE IT IN SOLIDARITY WITH
ALL OF MY COMRADES WHO WEAR
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SHORTS TO WORK NO MATTER WHAT.
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>> James: THAT IS TRUE.
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IT COULD BE SNOWING OUTSIDE, YOU
WOULD WEAR SHORTS AND THEN
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PROBABLY A BIG DUFFLE COAT.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
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I WOULD LOOK OBSCENE, IT WOULD
LIKE LIKE I WAS ABOUT TO FLASH
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SOMEBODY BUT THE TRUTH IS I JUST
HAVE HOT CALFS, HOT CALFS.
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>> James: THAT'S WHAT THEY
CALL YOU, HOT CALFS CARMEL.
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>> SINCE WAY BACK, I'VE BEEN
HOLD CALFS SINCE WAY BACK.
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>> James: I CAN'T STRESS
ENOUGH, THAT'S THE LEVEL.
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DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED ABOUT
COST-CUTTING MEASURES THAT MIGHT
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HARM MAIL-IN VOTING FOR THE
ELECTION.
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SO HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI IS
CALLING HOUSE MEMBERS BACK FROM
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THEIR SUMMER BREAK TO ADDRESS
THE ISSUE.
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IT HAPPENED SO FAST THEY DIDN'T
HAVE TIME TO CHANGE OUT OF THEIR
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VACATION CLOTHES.
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(LAUGHTER)
I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER.
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DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE
FUNNIER, ROB.
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>> THEY KEPT SAYING, WE ARE
STILL WORKING ON THAT TRAFFIC.
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-- GRAPHIC, I WAS LIKE OH, IT'S
GOING TO BE GREAT, SHOW IT
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AGAIN.
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>> IF IS AMAZING IT GETS LESS
FUNNY EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT.
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>> BIG BUILDUP.
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>> ONE MORE TIME?
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>> ELSEWHERE IN WASHINGTON DID
YOU SEE THIS, PRESIDENT TRUMP
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GOT A FROSTY RECEPTION WHILE
USING AIR FORCE ONE YESTERDAY
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BUT IT WASN'T FROM AN ANGRY
CROWD.
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HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
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>> .
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>> OH MAN.
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>> James: BRUTAL, BRUTAL.
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SHE'S LIKE HOLD YOUR HAND, HAVE
I SEEN YOU ON-- IF YOU GO, WE
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ALL GO.
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I WILL SAY, AT LEAST SOMEONE IN
WHITE HOUSE IS FOLLOWING CDC
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GUIDE LINES DURING THIS
PANDEMIC.
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THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU, IAN?
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>> NO, WHEN I GO INTO THE HAND
HOLD THAT CHECK CLEARS EVERY
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TIME.
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>> James: WHO ARE YOU TODAY?
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>> EVERY TIME.
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>> James: WHAT HAPPENED.
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>> I GOT A WINDBREAKER ON, IT'S
A NEW ME.
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>> James: IT'S THE HOT KAFLS.
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>> MELANIA WAS LIKE MY MUM WHEN
I USED TO GO INTO DRAMA CLUB
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WHEN I WAS LIKE 12.
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DON'T HOLD MY HAND.
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NO, WAIT IN-- EVERYBODY ELSE'S
MUM WAITS IN THE CAR.
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YOU'RE EMBARRASSING-- HEY GUYS.
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NOW I HAVE SOME SAD NEWS TO
SHARE.
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PIZZERIAS ARE REPORTING A DUE TO
DEMAND DURING THE PANDEMIC THEY
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ARE FACING A SEVERE SHORTAGE OF
CHEESE AND PEPPERONI.
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THIS IS MY BAD.
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I DO FEEL RESPONSIBLEMENT AND I
WILL SAY THIS, TO THE DEMOCRATIC
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NATIONAL CONVENTION, YOUR
SILENCE ON THIS ISSUE TONIGHT IS
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DEAFENING.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
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>> James: YEAH, SOMEONE SAID
IT.
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A SHORTAGE OF CHEESE AND
PEPPERONI.
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THIS COULD BE THE NEWS THAT
FINALLY MAKES DONALD TRUMP TAKE
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THE PANDEMIC SERIOUSLY.
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BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
SHORTAGE.
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THERE ARE ALSO SHORTAGES, THERE
IS A SHORTAGE OF CLOROX WIPES
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AND THEY SAID THAT SHORTAGE MAY
LAST UNTIL SOMETIME NEXT YEAR.
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A CLOROX SPOKESMAN SAYS THE
ENTIRE SUPPLY CHAIN IS STRESSED.
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I MEAN GET IN LINE.
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WE'RE ALL STRESSED AND YET HERE
WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NAILING OUR
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JOBS. YOU WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH
WE'RE NAILING OUR JOBS?
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TAKE A LOOK AT HOW FUNNY THIS
PHOTO IS.
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THAT'S HOW MUCH WE ARE NAILING
IT.
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THE BREAKFAST DEPARTMENT CAN'T
EVEN PULL IT UP BECAUSE THES ARE
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PROBABLY ON EL SEGUFDO.
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>> STAND BY.
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>>ARY'S STANDING BY.
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THAT PHOTO IS [BLEEP].
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YOU DON'T WORRY, WE'VE GOT THREE
MORE BRILLIANT-- COMING RIGHT
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UP.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
2021.
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A BUNCH OF NEW BRANDS OF BEING
INTRODUCED TO FILL THE VOID LEFT
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BY CLOROX SUCH AS WET PAPER
TOWELS.
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THIS ONE, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S
NOT BLEECH.
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AND FINALLY THIS ONE, YOUR MUM'S
SALIVA ON A TISSUE FROM HER
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POCKET.
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THANKS GUYS, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT
WEEK.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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IT DOES FEEL NICE TO BE BACK IN
THE STUDIO THOUGH, I MEAN THIS
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IS THE SAME STUFF I WAS DOING IN
THE GARAGE, IMAGINE HOW DE
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PRESSING THAT WAS.
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THE JOKES HAVEN'T GOT BETTER,
JUST THE SENSE OF CAMARADERIE IN
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THE FAILURE.
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HOW ARE YOU DOING, REG, HAVE YOU
BEEN FEELING GOOD.
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>> Reggie: PRETTY GOOD, KIND
OF HUNGRY, BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
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I'M OKAY.
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>> James: YOU FEEL HUNGRY NOW.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: YOU CAN GRAB A SNACK
IN THE BREAK, ALL THE FOOD IS
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STILL UP THERE.
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IT IS LIKE ALL-- EVERYTHING IS
THERE, ST ALL PREPACKAGED STUFF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT IS
ALL-- JUST NO OPEN TRAYS, THAT
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IS THE ONLY RULEK YOU CAN GET A
SNACK IN THE BREAK.
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>> I DON'T KNOW, IT IS KIND OF
ANNOYING DEALING WITH ALL THE
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SAFETY PRECAUTIONS JUST TO GET A
SNACK.
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>> James: IT IS THE ONLY WAY
TO DO, WE'VE GOT TO GET USED TO
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A NEW WAY OF DOING THINGS.
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EVERYBODY IS DOING.
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IT IS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS FOR
AWHILE.
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>> Reggie: IT IS JUST KIND OF
A HASSLE, YOU KNOW.
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>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT,
WHAT DO YOU WANT, I WILL GO, I
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WILL GET IT FOR YOU.
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>> Reggie: SERIOUSLY.
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>> James: YEAH, IT'S FINE.
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>> Reggie: OKAY, I WILL TAKE A
BAG OF CHIPS OR SOMETHING.
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>> James: BAG OF CHIPS, I WILL
DO IT, NOT A PROBLEM.
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NOW GIVE ME A MINUTE.
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I JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW
THE-- OKAY, I'VE GOT TO-- ONE
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MINUTE.
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IT WILL BE FINE.
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BAG OF CHIPS.
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>> YEAH
(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
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>> YEAH
(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
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(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
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(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
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♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
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(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
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♪ ♪ ♪
( ALARM )
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(♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC ♪)
( SIREN )
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>> James: THERE YOU GO, SEE?
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NOT SO BAD, WAS IT.
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JUST A FEW EXTRA PRECAUTIONS
MAKE EVERYBODY FEEL A LITTLE BIT
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SAFER.
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THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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WHOOO!
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>> Reggie: OH, THESE ARE
CHEESE FLAVORED.
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I WANTED SOUR CREAM AND ONION.
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>> James: REALLY?
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YOU CAN'T JUST EAT THE CHEESE
ONES?
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>> Reggie: I MEAN, I JUST
REALLY WANT SOUR CREAM AND
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ONION.
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>> James: RIGHT.
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YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, YOU JUST
SAID CHIPS.
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>> Reggie: IT'S FINE, I WILL
JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME,
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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>> James: NO.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU
ANOTHER BAG.
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>> Reggie: I MEAN IF IT IS NO
PROBLEM.
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>> James: NOT A PROBLEM, OKAY.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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( SIREN )
♪ ♪ ♪
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♪♪
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>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S
MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT, A
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BRILLIANT MULTIPLE EMMY AND TONY
AWARD-WINNING PRODUCER, BEST
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SELLING AUTHOR, PLEASE WELCOME
THE MAGNIFICENT BRYAN CRANSTON
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IS HERE AND WHAT A JOY THIS IS.
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HOW ARE YOU, BRYAN, ARE YOU
WELL?
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>> I AM WELL, THANK YOU, JAMES.
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>> James: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU.
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THERE IS SO MUCH I WANT TO TALK
ABOUT.
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I REALLY WANT TO START BY
TALKING ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE,
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THE ONE & ONLY IVAN.
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ME AND THE KIDS ARE VERY EXCITED
ABOUT WATCHING THE FILM.
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FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW YOU
PLAY MACK WHO IS A MAN WHO
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ADOPTS AND RAISES A SILVERBACK
GORILLA.
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NOW IT LOOKS INCREDIBLE.
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I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW DID YOU
GET TO WORK WITH ANY LIVE
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GORILLAS IN PREPARATION FOR THE
ROLE?
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>> WELL, THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE
STORY.
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>> James: YEAH.
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>> AN OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE
MOVIE, NONE ARE ACTUALLY REAL.
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THEY'RE ALL DONE WITH CGI.
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AND I ACTUALLY, I THINK ACTUALLY
HAVE A COOL PHOTO I WANTED TO
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SHOW YOU HERE.
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DID YOU GET IT?
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LET ME SHARE MY SCREEN.
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IS IT UP?
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THERE IT IS.
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>> WOW.
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>> THAT GORILLA IS 100 PERCENT
COMPUTER GENERATED, ISN'T THAT
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AMAZING?
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>> James: THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
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I MEAN IT LOOKS SO REALISTIC.
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IT IS CRAZY.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, I MEAN THE
TECHNOLOGY IS REALLY COME A LONG
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WAY.
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>> James: I'M INTERESTED, WHEN
YOU ARE ON THE SET AND YOU ARE
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FILMING, WHAT IS IT YOU
ARE-- BRYAN-- I THINK ARE YOU
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STILL SHARING YOUR SCREEN.
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY
WIKIPEDIA PAGE.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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JAMES, I'M SORRY, I JUST-- I
JUST NEEDED A LITTLE
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FRESHER-- REFRESHER, IT'S
EMBARRASSING.
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>> James: WE'VE KNOWN EACH
OTHER FOR YEARS, I LIKE TO THIF
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US AS FRIENDS.
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>> NO, ME TOO, JAMES, WE'RE GOOD
FRIENDS.
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WE'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
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I'M SORRY, LET ME JUST CLOSE
THIS OUT.
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LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT.
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>> James: BRYAN, WHAT IS THIS
JAMES-- YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK
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LIKE, I'M RIGHT HERE.
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>> JAMES, YOU PRBT SUPPOSED TO
SEE THAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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FINE, LOOK, I HAVE A KIND OF
FACE BLINDNESS THING.
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I HAVE TROUBLE RECOGNIZING
PEOPLE.
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JUST NOSES AND MOUTHS.
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>> James: FACE BLINDNESS, YOU
ARE AN ACTOR.
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>> I KNOW, RIGHT, OKAY.
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SO FINE, I HAD TO OVERCOME A
LOT.
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>> James: THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
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>> FINE, LET ME JUST GET RID OF
THIS.
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>> James: UNBELIEVE-- COME ON,
BRYAN.
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NET WORTH, YOU AND I, WE KNOW
THAT THESE THINGS, THEY'RE ALL
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FAKE REASONS ARE THEY THOUGH?
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(LAUGHTER).
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>> James: WE HAVEN'T ALL GOT
PLAL COME IN THE MIDDLE MONEY,
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OKAY.
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>> WELL, OKAY.
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OR BREAKING BAD MONEY, OR
GODZILLA MONEY OR KUNG FU PANDA
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MONEY.
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>> James: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE YOU CAN
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JUST ASK ME.
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>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL, JAMES.
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LET ME JUST MINIMIZE THIS, WE
WILL BE ABLE TO START THE
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CONVERSATION.
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>> James: OKAY, WELL THAT IS
DEFINITELY NOT TRUE.
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>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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YOU DEFINITELY LOOK LIKE-- FROM
HERE.
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>> James: WELL, STOP
SHARING-- I WAS IN A VERY DARK
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PLACE WHEN THAT PHOTO IS TAKEN.
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PLEASE, STOP SHOWING THESE
PHOTOS.
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CAN YOU CLOSE OUT OF THAT,
PLEASE.
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WHAT NETWORK DOES THIS SHOW AIR
ON, YOU KNOW THIS.
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IT IS CBS.
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BRYAN, YOU FOE BETTER THAN
ANYONE.
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YOU HAVE HOSTED THE SHOW.
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>> I DID?
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>> James: YES!
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REMEMBER, YOU DID ME A HUGE
FAVOR.
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MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN AND YOU
FILLED IN AT EYE MOMENT'S
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NOTICE.
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>> RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT,
RIGHT.
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CHAR-LOTE.
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>> James: O MY, STOP THIS,
BRYAN, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST,
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THIS SAY BIT OF A SHOCK TO ME.
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IVE I WAS LIKE WE HAVE A NEW
STUDIO, NEW LOOK, LET'S GET
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BRYAN IN, I FRIEND OF THE SHOW,
A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.
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THIS REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE A
BETRAYAL.
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IT DOES.
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BRYAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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BRYAN, ARE YOU WATCHING
SOMETHING?
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>> WELL, YES, I WAS ACTUALLY
WATCHING A CLIP FROM YOUR SHOW.
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IT'S REALLY GOOD.
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>> James: GOOD, THANK YOU.
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IF YOU WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING,
SHARE THAT.
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>> OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL
HERE, LET ME-- THERE.
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>> James: OH MY, BRYAN, THAT'S
YOU, THAT IS YOU HOSTING THE
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SHOW.
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>> OH, LIKE I SAID, I HAVE FACE
BLINDNESS.
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>> James: OKAY, WE'RE GOING
NEED TO WORK-- CAN WE FIX
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BRYAN'S ZOOM, PLEASE, WE'LL FIX
IT IN THE BREAK, WE'LL BE RIGHT
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BACK WITH BRYAN CRANSTON.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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>> SOME REALLY FUNNY STUFF I'M
SAYING RIGHT HERE.
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>> James: WELCOME BACK, BRYAN
KRANSTON IS STILL-- CRANSTON IS
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STILL HERE WITH US, THANK YOU
FOR JOINING US.
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AS WE MENTIONED EARLIER LAST
TIME YOU WERE IN THE STUDIO YOU
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STEPPED IN TO HOST THE SHOW.
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AND WE HAVE A IF THE OWE OF YOU
HERE.
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IF I'M HONEST, YOU WERE A LITTLE
TOO GOOD FOR MY LIKING.
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>> REALLY?
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>> James: I REMEMBER THIS VERY
SPECIFICALLY, I WAS IN, WE
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APPROXIMATE IN THE HOSPITAL.
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WE HAD HAD QUITE A DAY OF IT
WITH MY NEWLY BORN DAUGHTER BUT
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WE FOUND OUT EVERYTHING WAS FINE
AND OKAY.
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MY WIFE WAS ASLEEP.
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I WAS HOLDING MY DAUGHTER AND I
THOUGHT LET'S SEE HOW BRYAN IS
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GETTING ON, YOU KNOW.
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AND WITHIN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES I
WAS LIKE OKAY, I GOT TO GO BACK
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TO WORK TOMORROW.
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HE IS WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS.
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HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?
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>> WELL, I APPRECIATED THAT BUT
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT THIS
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IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN
BACK ON YOUR SHOW SINCE I
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HOSTED.
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SO I THINK YOU HELD A LITTLE BIT
OF A GRUDGE.
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YOU WERE TALKING IT OUT ON ME A
LITTLE BIT, MAYBE I'M READING
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INTO IT, BUT.
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>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE FAIR, I
WAS RELUCTANT, I WAS RELUCTANT
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TO HAVE YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO
BECAUSE OF THE REACTION OF THE
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CROWD.
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BUT I THOUGHT WITHOUT AN
AUDIENCE, BRING HIM BACK IN, NO
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PROBLEM.
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>> I GOT TO TELL YOU, WHAT I
REALIZED FROM DOING THIS SHOW,
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HAVING ONLY, I THINK IT WAS TWO
HOURS NOTICE.
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>> James: YEAH.
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>> DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS, JAMES
IS IN THE HOSPITAL, THE BABY
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CAME EARLY.
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>> OH MY GOD.
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
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SO I RUSHED IN, MET WITH BEN AND
ALL THE WRITERS IN YOUR DESK,
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I-- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU FOUND, I
WAS EATING A HERRING SANDWICH
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AND I.
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ED IT IN YOUR DESK.
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>> I INTO YOU IT!
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>> YEAH.
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JUST A LITTLE THING YOU CAN
FIND, IT WILL-- BUT ANYWAY, IT
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WAS SO EXCITING, TO SIT AROUND
AND HAVE EVERYBODY PITCHING
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IDEAS AND THOUGHTS AND NEWS FROM
THE DAY AND BEING ABLE TO DO IT.
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THEN GOING OUT AND PERFORMING
THAT STAND UP ROUTINE.
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I REALIZED MAN, ANYONE CAN DO
THIS.
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YOU COULD TRAIN A MONKEY TO DO
THIS.
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I THINK JAMES CORDEN IS WAY
OVERPAID.
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I DON'T-- THIS IS, THIS IS A
PIECE OF CAKE.
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>> James: NOW LAST TIME I SAW
YOU IN PERSON YOU WON THE TONY
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AWARD FOR NETWORK.
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IT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE PLAY.
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I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE IT IN
LONDON.
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AND IT IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE
ROLE.
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BUT YOU WERE RARELY EVER OFF THE
STAGE.
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AND DOING THAT EIGHT TIMES A
WEEK MUST HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY
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EXHAUSTING.
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DO YOU-- DO YOU MISS THAT
CHARACTER, DO YOU MISS THAT
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PLAY?
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>> I DO.
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YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH
AS WELL, AND I HAVE DONE MOVIES
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AS I HAVE.
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00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:22,758
I THINK WHEN AN ACTOR IS DOING
THEATER, IT IS THE MOST
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EXHAUSTING EXPERIENCE YOU CAN
DO.
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00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:29,139
BECAUSE IF THE PIECE IS WRITTEN
WELL YOU'RE GOING THROUGH A
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MYRIAD OF EMOTIONS EVERY SINGLE
PERFORMANCE.
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00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:34,186
AND YOUR BRAIN, YOU LEAVE IT OUT
ON THE STAGE.
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00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:44,488
AND SO YOU HEAR STORIES ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, ACTORS WHO FEEL
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GOOD-- BURTON AND ALL GOING OUT
AFTERWARDS AND DRINKING UP A
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STORM AND EATING UNTIL 3 OR 4:00
IN THE MORNING THEN STUMBLING IN
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AND SHOW MAWKING IT BACK TO THE
THEATER THE NEXT DAY.
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I COULD NOT IMAGINE DOING THAT.
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00:22:59,377 --> 00:23:01,671
SO OUR SHOW ENDED AT 9:00.
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00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:05,509
I SAID HELLO TO PEOPLE WHO
VISITED BACKSTAGE, THANKS FOR
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NOT VISITING BACKSTAGE WHEN YOU
CAME TO SEE THE SHOAT.
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00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,015
>> James: I SAW YOU IN THE
BAR.
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00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:20,524
YOU ARE SO FULL OF [BLEEP].
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00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:27,155
>> I AM TEASING YOU, I HAVE A
FACE RECOGNITION PROBLEM.
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00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:32,661
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT I
WAS HAVING A BEER WITH.
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ANYWAY, I WOULD JUST GO HOME.
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I WOULD GREELT THE FANS OUTSIDE
THE DOOR BECAUSE I WAS SO
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GRATEFUL TO BE ABLE TO BE IN
THAT POSITION TO BE ON BROADWAY.
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00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672
AND BE AT THE NATIONAL THEATER
IN LONDON.
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00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:48,343
AND SO I WOULD ALWAYS SIGN
AUTOGRAPHS AND TAKE PICTURES
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00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,971
BECAUSE THEY SPENT A LOT OF
MONEY TO COME SEE THIS PLAY.
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00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:51,805
>> James: OF COURSE.
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>> AND THAT WAS PART OF IT.
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00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,350
AND I WANTED TO SAY THANKS.
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00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:59,020
AND THEN I WOULD JUST GO
STRAIGHT HOME AND HAVE A CUP OF
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SOUP AND A CRACKER AND GO TO
BED.
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00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:07,696
>> James: WOULD YOU EVER DO, A
BROADWAY MUSICAL?
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00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,780
>> OH BOY.
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00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:12,450
YOU ARE TOUCHING A BUTTON THAT
IS LIKE REALLY PRIVATE.
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00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:16,580
I HAVE A SECRET DESIRE TO DO A
MUSICAL.
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00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:20,250
BUT I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF A
SINGER.
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00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,879
YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE A
GREAT SICKER.
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00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,088
-- SING ARE AND AN ACTOR.
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00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:29,676
I AM AN ACTOR THAT CAN HOLD A
TUNE BUT I REALLY HAVE TO WORK
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00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:30,552
AT IT.
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00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,555
AND SO AT AT SOME POINT, YES, TO
ANSWER.
441
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:38,059
I DO WANT TO DO A MUSICAL AM BUT
I NEED TO GO GET CONFIDENCE
442
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,186
FIRST.
443
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,854
I'M GOING TO THROW MYSELF INTO A
CLASS FOR THREE YEARS.
444
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,732
>> James: I THINK YOU WOULD BE
AMAZING.
445
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,193
I THINK THAT WOULD BE
INCREDIBLE.
446
00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,068
I REALLY, REALLY DO.
447
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,697
IT IS SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU
LOOKING SO WELL.
448
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:54,743
YOU AND YOUR WIFE YOU BOTH
TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19, I
449
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,412
THINK IT WAS BACK IN MARCH.
450
00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:00,081
HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?
451
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,792
WHAT HAS IT BEEN LIKE POST
HAVING IT.
452
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,419
>> THANK YOU, JAMES.
453
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,254
WE WERE VERY FORTUNATE.
454
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:13,553
MY WIFE AND I GOT IT THE FIRST
NINE OR TEN DAYS INTO MARCH.
455
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:16,348
AND OUR SYMPTOMS WERE MILD.
456
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:19,059
WE HAD SOME BODY ACHES, BUT NOT
BAD.
457
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,268
I DIDN'T HAVE REALLY A
TEMPERATURE AT ALL.
458
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:25,815
I HAD A SLIGHT PARTICULAREL IN
MY CHEST, A LITTLE DRY COUGH BUT
459
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,025
NOTHING SERIOUS.
460
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,235
STILL WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE.
461
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:32,197
AND THEN JUST A WEEK OF
LETHARGY.
462
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,781
I COULDN'T TAKE ENOUGH NAPS.
463
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,783
I WAS JUST EXHAUSTED.
464
00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:39,788
SO THE INTERESTING THING THAT
LINGERED IS THE LOSS OF TASTE
465
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,122
AND SMELL.
466
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,626
THAT WENT AWAY FOR ABOUT THREE
MONTHS.
467
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,461
AND THEN IT STARTED TO WORK ITS
WAY BACK IF.
468
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:50,799
AND RIGHT NOW I THINK I'M BACK
TO ABOUT 75%.
469
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:58,139
WHICH IF THAT'S THE FEAK OF IT,
I WILL LIVE WITH THAT.
470
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:02,477
>> James: YEAH, IT IS UP TO
DEBATE HOW MUCH TASTE YOU HAD
471
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:02,811
ANYWAYS.
472
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,438
BUT NOW-- .
473
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,817
>> SHOW YOU ANOTHER SCREEN GRAB.
474
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:12,821
>> James: NOW WE HAVE TO
CONGRATULATE YOU ON THE ONE &
475
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:13,947
ONLY IVAN.
476
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,156
I AM GENUINELY VERY EXCITED TO
SEE THIS.
477
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,994
FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN'T FOE TELL
THEM WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO
478
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,161
YOU PLAY.
479
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,663
>> BASE ON A TRUE STORY ABOUT A
HUSBAND AND WIFE IN TACOMA,
480
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:28,545
WSHINGTON, WHO ADOPTED THIS
LOWLAND GORILLA FROM RAFER KA
481
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:32,507
AFTER HIS FAMILY WAS WIPED OUT
BY POACHERS.
482
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:32,966
AND HE WAS A BABY.
483
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,134
AND I MEAN BABY.
484
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:38,763
IT WAS IN DIAPERS AND THEY WOULD
BRING IT TO THE PARK IN A
485
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,850
STROLLER AND PUT IT IN THE
SWING.
486
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:46,855
IT WOULD DRAW ALL KINDS OF
ATTENTION AND NEWSES DOING
487
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:49,899
REPORTS ON IT AND THAT IS IS ALL
WELL AND GOOD BUT A BABY GROWS
488
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,860
UP INSIDE A HOUSE.
489
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:55,697
AND A GORILLA DOES WHAT I A
GORILLA I WOULD SUPPOSE DO
490
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,992
INSIDE A HOUSE, IT DESTROYED THE
HOUSE.
491
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,037
CLIMBING ON EVERYTHING AND BEING
CURIOUS, OPENING THINGS UP LIKE
492
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,163
A COUCH.
493
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:08,376
AND BREAKING OFF THE
REFRIGERATOR DOOR AND ANYWAY.
494
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,588
IT PUT TREMENDOUS STRESS ON THE
REAL COUPLE.
495
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:15,175
THEY BROKE UP, MY CHARACTER IN
REAL LIFE.
496
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:17,510
THEN THEY THOUGHT I DON'T WANT
TO GET RID OF MY SON.
497
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:20,597
I LOVE THIS GORILLA AS A SON.
498
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:26,603
SO HE MADE ARRANGEMENTS TO LEASE
SPACE IN A DEFUNK SHOPPING MALLK
499
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:29,272
A CLOSED SHOPPING MALL.
500
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:35,070
AND HE OPENED UP THIS KIEM OF
DEFACTO CIRCUS WHERE PEOPLE CAN
501
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:40,617
COME AND SEE IVAN HOAN A CAGE
AND HE GOT OTHER ANIMALS TO GO
502
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,535
ALONG WITH IT.
503
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,372
>> WE TRICK THE STORY FROM THERE
AND OPEN IT UP INTO FANTASIES
504
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,957
WHERE THE ANIMALS CAN TALK TO
EACH OTHER, TALKING ABOUT THEIR
505
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:51,461
HOPES AND DREAMS AND WISHES AND
THINGS.
506
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,923
AND THEY CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER
BUT THE HUMANS DON'T UNDERSTAND
507
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,759
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, NATURALLY.
508
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:04,682
AND I PLAY MACK, THE OWNER OF
IVAN.
509
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:09,270
IT IS SUCH A SWEET STORY,
WHETHER YOU ARE SIX OR 106.
510
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,814
>> James: I'M REALLY EXCITED
TO SEE IT.
511
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:15,068
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
THE ONE & ONLY IVAN WHICH WILL
512
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:20,949
BE AVAILABLE ON DISNEY PLUS THIS
FRIDAY.
513
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,284
>> NOW THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR.
514
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,953
>> YOU DON'T DO ANY TRICKS, MACK
SAYS IT IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE
515
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:29,582
ME BUT I'M THE HEADLINER SO I
COME ON LAST.
516
00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,126
>> YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE LEGEND.
517
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,044
>> SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF
PRESSURE, I KNOW.
518
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:36,297
YOU ABOUT I LOVE MY JOB.
519
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:36,881
>> WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT.
520
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:44,639
>> THE ONE AND ONLY IVAN!
521
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:48,685
>> WATCH THIS.
522
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,645
LOOK AT THE KIDS.
523
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,189
AND THEN A LITTLE CHEST THUMP.
524
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:54,816
THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?
525
00:28:54,899 --> 00:29:00,155
>> THE ONE AND ONLY IVAN!
526
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,533
>> James: SO GOOD, STICK
AROUND, MORE WITH BRYAN CRANSTON
527
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,118
WHEN WE COME BACK.
528
00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,175
>> James: WELCOME BACK, BRYAN
CRANSTON IS STILL HERE, WE HAVE
529
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:24,637
BEEN DOING THIS THING, "LATE,
LATE SHOW" AND TELL.
530
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:28,183
WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE
SOMETHING FROM THEIR HOMES THAT
531
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,350
WE OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
532
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,688
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE THIS EVENING?
533
00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:38,860
>> I DO AND I WILL GO QUICKLY
BECAUSE THERE ARE THREE THINGS.
534
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:44,157
>> SO MY WIFE FOUND THIS DAILY
PLANNER IN A SHOP, AND OBVIOUSLY
535
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,034
WRITTEN BEFORE THIS YEAR.
536
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:51,873
SO I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU CAN
READ THAT.
537
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:56,211
>> James: BEST YEAR EVER.
538
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,046
WOW.
539
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,090
THAT REALLY WAS.
540
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:06,721
>> FROM THE SUB LIME WHICH IS A
PRIZE PHOTOGRAPH OF ME AND
541
00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:10,016
PRESIDENT OBAMA IN THE OVAL
OFFICE.
542
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:13,520
>> James: LOOK AT THAT, WHAT
DOES IT SAY AT THE BOTTOM.
543
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:18,233
>> IT SAYS BRYAN, THANKS FOR THE
CHAT, THE CONVERSATION.
544
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,400
>> James: WOW.
545
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,905
>> HE AND I, I WAS FORTUNATE
ENOUGH TO DO A THING WHERE I
546
00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:28,576
SPENT AN HOUR AND A HALF WITH
HIM IN THE OVAL OFFICE IN 2016.
547
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:32,080
AND WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
WE ARE BOTH FATHERS OF DAUGHTERS
548
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:37,877
AND YOU KNOW, OUR SINGLE MOMS
AND PARENTS WHO SPLIT UP, WE HAD
549
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:38,962
ACTUALLY A LOT IN COMMON.
550
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,922
AND ONE OF US WAS THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
551
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:45,426
>> James: YEAH.
552
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,012
>> AND THEN FROM THE SUB LIME
THERE TO THE RIDICULOUS, ONE OF
553
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:53,059
THE OTHER THINGS THAT-- .
554
00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:59,107
>> James: OH, THAT'S
WONDERFUL.
555
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,193
>> EVEN WITH THE-- AND
EVERYTHING, YEAH, JUST A SILLY
556
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,780
LITTLE THING THAT I HAVE IN MY
OFFICE HERE THAT MAKES ME SMILE.
557
00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:09,117
>> James: SPECIAL COLLECTOR'S
EDITION, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
558
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,952
SHARING THAT WITH US, BRYAN,
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
559
00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,454
FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
560
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:15,039
>> YES, I DO.
561
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:21,296
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO BRIAN
SCRANSTON.
562
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,505
>> James: OKAY.
563
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:25,550
>> IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TALKING
A WALK OUTSIDE HAVE YOU EVER
564
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:29,137
THOUGHT THAT YOU SAW SOMETHING
OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES
565
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,807
AND WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS REAL
OR NOT?
566
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:33,891
>> ABSOLUTELY.
567
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:38,813
ONCE THERE WAS A PERIOD THAT
JAMES CORDEN WAS AROUND MY
568
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:39,647
NEIGHBORHOOD.
569
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,441
I HAD SINCE GOTTEN A RESTRAINING
ORDER.
570
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:45,361
BUT I THOUGHT I SAW HIM BUT HE
HAD THIS FAKE MUSTACHE.
571
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:49,657
AND IT WAS IN ONE OF THOSE
OLD-FASHIONED SWIRLY MUSTACHES.
572
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,161
BUT I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS
REALLY HIM OR NOT.
573
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,495
>> Reggie: THAT IS ACTUALLY
TRUE.
574
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,165
>> James: IT WAS ME, IT IS
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT.
575
00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,877
PLEASE THANK THE INCREDIBLE
BRYAN CRANSTON, THANK YOU SO
576
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,795
MUCH BRYAN, FOR COMING ON THE
SHOW.
577
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:03,671
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST.
578
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,298
WHEN WE COME BACK DECLAN
McKENNA HAS A MUSE
579
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:06,215
WALL-- MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FOR
YOU, EVERYBODY.
580
00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:07,925
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
581
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,359
♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR
582
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,695
NEXT GUEST SAY BRILLIANT
SINGER-SONGWRITER HAILING FROM
583
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:31,741
THE UNITED KINGDOM, WE'RE SO
EXCITED TO HAVE HIM WITH US, THE
584
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,535
SUPERB DECLAN McKENNA IS HERE,
HEY DECLAN, HOW ARE YOU.
585
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:35,787
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING.
586
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,539
>> James: I'M VERY WELL, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US FROM
587
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:42,377
LONDONK AND CONGRATULATIONS ON
EVERYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING IN
588
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,544
YOUR LIFE AT THE MOMENT.
589
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,006
YOUR NEW ALBUM ZERO IS OUT IN
JUST A FEW WEEKS, WHAT YOU CAN
590
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,258
TELL US ABOUT THE RECORD?
591
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:53,888
>> I RECORDED IT OUT IN
NASHVILLE.
592
00:32:53,971 --> 00:33:00,061
I CAME WITH MY BAND, MY FIRST
TIME RECORDING AN ALBUM WITH PIE
593
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,229
BAND.
594
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,564
WE PUT A LOT OF ENERGY AND
NASHVILLE SPIRIT AT THE HEART OF
595
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:07,068
THE RECORD, REALLY, LIKE YOU
KNOW, GOING WITH THE BAND AND
596
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:10,196
CREATING A RECORD IN NASHVILLE,
IT WAS EXCITING.
597
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:14,909
I'M JUST BUZZING BECAUSE THAT
WAS LAST SUMMER.
598
00:33:14,992 --> 00:33:19,288
AND NOW ST ALMOST SEPTEMBER, SO
EXCITED, BECAUSE IT IS LITERALLY
599
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:23,835
BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR IT TO
HAPPEN,.
600
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,253
>> James: THAT IS FANTASTIC.
601
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,880
I THINK IT WILL DO REALLY,
REALLY WELL, WE HOPE THAT WHEN
602
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:31,134
WE ARE BACK IN THE STUDIO WITH
AN AUDIENCE AND NEXT TIME YOU
603
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:34,262
FIND YOURSELF IN LOS ANGELES YOU
WILL COME AND PERFORM FOR US IN
604
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,388
PERSON.
605
00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:38,933
BUT YOU ARE HERE NOW PERFORMING
BE AN ASTRONAUT OFF THIS
606
00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:43,104
BRILLIANT NEW ALBUM ZEROS OUT
SEPTEMBER 4th.
607
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:48,109
PLEASE WELCOME DECLAN McKENNA.
608
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,110
♪ DANIEL, DO YOU REMEMBER?
609
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:53,990
YOU WERE IN SUCH A STATE
♪ THE BOYS THAT WAIT
610
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:59,120
OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
♪ HAVE GOT YOUR NUMBER
611
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:07,128
AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
♪ THEY'LL PROBABLY GIVE IT OUT
612
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:13,301
TO ANYONE THEY SEE
♪ INCLUDING ME
613
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:21,309
THEY'LL PROBABLY MAKE UP YOUR
♪ MIND AS IF YOU WANT THEM TO
614
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,228
OH, YOU
♪ OH, YOU
615
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:31,194
THOSE BOYS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO
♪ ALL THE TIME, TIME
616
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:35,239
ON, THEN LATER ON
♪ YOU SAID I COULD BE
617
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:40,328
JUST WHAT I WANT
♪ AND THEY SAID YOU'RE LYING
618
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:43,206
♪ WELL YOU WERE BORN
TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
619
00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:49,337
♪ AND YOU'LL DO THAT
OR DIE TRYING
620
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:58,179
♪ WHAT A WAY TO LIVE AND DIE
AND YOU WONDER WHY
621
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,307
♪ BOYS WILL CRY
BOYS WILL BE BOYS
622
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:06,979
♪ THEY SHOULD LISTEN
DO AS THEIR MOTHERS TELL THEM
623
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:11,317
♪ IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF
624
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:19,200
♪ THIS TIME, FOR ME
IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
625
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:25,373
♪ FOR YOU DON'T LAY AROUND
COMPLAINING ALL DAY
626
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,543
♪ OH MY, THE BOYS THAT WAIT
ARE ON THE LINE
627
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:35,258
♪ AND THEY'RE NOT CRYING
ON AND LATER ON
628
00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:41,305
♪ YOU WILL TELL THEM
♪ AND THEY'LL SAY YOU'RE LYING
629
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,391
YOU'RE LYING
♪ BUT YOU WERE BORN
630
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,270
TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
♪ AND YOU'LL DO THAT
631
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:51,274
OR DIE TRYING
♪ THERE'D BE NOTHING
632
00:35:51,357 --> 00:36:05,496
WRONG WITH IT, OH
♪ ♪ ♪
633
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,373
WRONG WITH IT, OH
♪ ♪ ♪
634
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:15,381
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
635
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:23,389
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
636
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:31,397
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
637
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,401
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
638
00:36:35,484 --> 00:36:40,948
♪ OH, YOU WASTE YOUR TIME
♪ OH MY, THE BOYS THAT WAIT
639
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:46,662
ARE ON THE LINE
♪ AND THEY'RE NOT CRYING
640
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,414
ON AND LATER ON
♪ YOU WILL TELL THEM
641
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:55,338
WHAT WENT WRONG
♪ AND THEY'LL SAY YOU'RE LYING
642
00:36:55,421 --> 00:37:03,346
BUT YOU WERE BORN AN ASTRONAUT
♪ TO DO IT OR DIE TRYING
643
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:15,441
THERE'D BE NOTHING
♪ WRONG WITH IT, AH ♪
644
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:23,449
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
645
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:31,457
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
646
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:46,347
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
647
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,556
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
648
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,143
>> James: THAT WAS BRIL YANLT,
DECLAN McKENNA, EVERYBODY,
649
00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:55,564
CHECK OUT DECLAN PERFORMING HIS
ALBUM ZEROS VIA LIVE SCREEN ON
650
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,234
SEPTEMBER 4th CHECK THAT
OUT AND COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
651
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,334
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WATCHING, TOMORROW NIGHT'S
652
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,379
JOSEPH GORED EN-LEVITT WILL BE
HERE AND MUSIC FROM JEREMY
653
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,465
GLIRK, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN,
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
654
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,805
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