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Previously on "Young Sheldon"...
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What the hell's going on?
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Mom thinks that I'm crazy.
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I thought we weren't supposed
to say stuff like that.
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Baby, there's something
I need to tell you.
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Dr. Sturgis
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is not in the kind of
hospital you think he is.
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What kind of hospital is he in?
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The psychiatric kind.
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And you think since he
and I are both gifted,
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I'm going to end up like him?
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Oh, baby.
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See how valuable a little
communication can be?
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You do not take credit for this.
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You never know where
scientific inspiration will strike.
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For Newton, it was under an apple tree.
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For Archimedes, it
was sitting in a bathtub.
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For me, on this particular day,
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it had a "sweaty people
eating meat" kind of vibe.
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Sheldon, do you really
have to do that here?
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If the management
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didn't want me to solve
unified field theory,
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why would they give me a crayon?
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I told you to crack a window
and leave him in the car.
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It occurred to me
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that Maxwell's equations
would achieve full symmetry
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by adding a magnetic monopole.
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I drew a ladybug.
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All right, y'all.
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- Oh...
- Is it okay to set this down?
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I'm a little busy. Could
you come back later?
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Sheldon, I'm hungry.
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Let's just sit over there.
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No. We're gonna eat
together as a family.
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Instead of electricity,
we'll have magnetricity.
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It's getting heavy.
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We'll be right over here if you need us.
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Let's go.
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Bye, ladybug.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Baby, you need to eat something.
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But it looks like I can
change the definitions
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of electric and magnetic fields
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and rotate the magnetic charge
away mathematically to zero.
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Maybe some fried okra would help.
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Richard Feynman didn't develop
quantum electrodynamics
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by filling up on fried okra.
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Well, maybe that's because
his mama didn't love him
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as much as I love you.
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Richard Feynman was Jewish.
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His mother didn't give him fried okra.
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Ugh. What am I missing?
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Wake me up one more time,
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and I will sneeze in your mittens.
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A big, wet, snotty one.
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Baby, what are you doing?
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Working.
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Have you been out here all night?
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No. Why, what time is it?
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7:30.
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Oh. Then yes.
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Son of a...
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Dad, you busy?
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Do I look like I'm busy?
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I can't see what you look
like. You're under the sink.
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What do you want?
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Would you teach me how
to throw a baseball?
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What's bringing this on?
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♪ Saying I love you ♪
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♪ Is not the words ♪
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♪ I want to hear from you ♪
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♪ More than words ♪
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♪ Is all... ♪
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I don't know, just seems fun.
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Sure, why not?
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Great, I'll get the gloves.
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Not now!
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So, what's new?
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I'm worried about Sheldon.
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I said "new".
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He's not sleeping, he's not eating.
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We went out for barbecue last night,
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and he didn't touch a thing.
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He also started biting his nails.
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I've never seen him do that before.
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Is he worried about something?
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He's fixated on some science problem.
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Well, I'm sure he'll solve it
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and then everything
will go back to normal.
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I hope so.
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What's going on with John?
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Not much.
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We write letters back and forth.
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That's romantic.
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Romantic if he were off to war,
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not in a mental hospital.
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Well, he's at war with his inner demons.
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- You're right-handed, yeah?
- You don't know?
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Okay, smartass, which one am I?
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I'm right-handed.
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Put this on your left hand.
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You ever thrown a ball before?
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Just rocks at Sheldon.
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Did you hit him?
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Every time.
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So, we got something to work with.
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All right, since you're right-handed,
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which I now know,
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you're gonna bring your arm up
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and follow through like this.
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Okay.
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Nice. You might be a natural.
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I'm not surprised. This
is the arm I color with.
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I wasn't even aware I was chewing them.
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Baby, I think this math problem
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you're working on is stressing you out.
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It makes sense. Einstein
struggled with it for 30 years
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and never found a solution.
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Maybe if you stop thinking
about it, it'll just come to you.
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- No. I can't stop.
- Sheldon.
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If I stop, I'll lose momentum.
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I'll never solve it. I'll be a failure.
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My life will be worthless.
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Okay, that's it. You're
taking a break from science.
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Give me one good reason
why I would do that.
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Where is Dr. Sturgis right now?
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That's a good reason.
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All right, remember, you need to look
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right where you want the ball to go.
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Where else would I look?
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Well, in the last five minutes,
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I saw you watch a butterfly,
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a squirrel and the ice cream truck.
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You looked at the ice cream truck, too.
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Which team has a big
red "T" on their hat?
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Texas Rangers.
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- Is that a team we like?
- Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, that's who most
people around here root for.
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Okay. And what's something I
could say about the Rangers?
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You know, to sound cool.
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- Is this about a boy?
- No.
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All right, sorry.
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If you want, you could say,
"Even though Nolan Ryan is old,
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the Rangers were
still smart to get him".
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That's a real thing?
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That's a real thing.
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How old is Nolan Ryan?
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My age.
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Ew.
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I'm so used to thinking about science,
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I'm not sure how to make myself stop.
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As soon as I think about
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not thinking about it,
I'm thinking about it.
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Well, why don't you just think
about something else?
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- Like what?
- I don't know.
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Read a comic book?
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How do you think the spider
that bit Peter Parker
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got radioactive? Science.
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How do you think Bruce Banner
got exposed to gamma rays?
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- Science.
- All right.
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When the Green Goblin flies...
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- I said all right.
- Science.
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I know you don't want to hear this,
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but I find prayer can bring
incredible peace of mind.
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Come on, Mary, I'm
trying to help the kid.
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You just need a new hobby.
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Very well. What are yours?
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Smoking, drinking and gambling.
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But we can find you
something almost as fun.
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Let's sweat again!
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Come on, everybody!
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Come on, Sheldon.
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Let's get that blood pumping.
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I'd rather not.
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Do it. A little exercise will help
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get your head out of your butt.
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Get those hands going.
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Back to the front.
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What do you think?
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I think I hate this.
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Well, you're not thinking
about science now, am I right?
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I'm thinking about how miserable I am.
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Let's get on that train. Can we?
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Back to the front. Come on.
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Three.
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Yes. Four. Count them out for me!
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Five. Uh-huh.
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B-14.
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B-14.
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What else you got?
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Are you positive other people's
fingers haven't been in this?
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I made sure to get you a new one.
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- It doesn't look new.
- It's new.
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Let her rip.
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I'm still thinking about science.
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That's okay.
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Just aim for the front pin.
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You and Missy looked like
you were having fun today.
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Uh, yeah, we were.
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A little father-daughter bonding.
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Yeah. It was nice.
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Hmm. You guys were
out there for a while.
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What were you talking about?
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Oh, you know, just... life.
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Sure.
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Everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
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Nothing to worry about.
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You're really not gonna tell me?
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No.
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Hey there, Sheldon.
What can I do for ya?
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I'm wondering if you have any books
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on stopping bad habits.
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A few. What habit are
you trying to stop?
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- Science.
- Yowza.
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It's not permanent.
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I'm just looking to take a break.
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I've heard that one before.
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What did you take a break from?
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Happiness.
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Okay.
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I've tried a few different activities,
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but whatever I do just
leads me back to science.
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Well, let's think about it.
What's the opposite of science?
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Science is based in facts,
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and the opposite of facts is fiction.
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How about fantasy?
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Magic and dragons.
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We have a whole section here.
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Ooh, that sounds
intellectually bankrupt.
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I'll give it a shot.
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Good news.
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I found a way to take
a break from science.
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That's great. What is it?
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A fantasy book series
called "The Lord of the Rings".
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Well, it's got "the Lord" in it.
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That's something.
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That one had some zip on it.
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Zip's a good thing, right?
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Yes.
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So it looks like I know what I'm doing?
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Just like a pro.
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But like a lady pro?
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Oh, yes. Very much.
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Is there anything else good
I could say about the Rangers?
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Uh, let's see.
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Tell whoever's interested
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that no one's ever gonna touch
Nolan Ryan's strikeout record.
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'Cause he strikes out all the time.
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No.
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Because he throws
strikeouts all the time.
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Oh. Big difference.
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Dinner's ready.
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Five more minutes?
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She wants five more minutes
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with her ole dad.
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What are they doing out there?
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They're bonding. It's great.
Sheldon, how's your book?
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Nice pivot.
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Excellent. There's a character
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named Gollum who was corrupted
by the Ring of Power.
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Now he runs around naked and
bites the heads off fish.
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That's called sushi.
268
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Which, by the way, I
will die before I eat.
269
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Speaking of dying, when you do,
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can I have your car?
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This can't be right.
272
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What now?
273
00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:06,497
In the letter that Gandalf
leaves for Frodo
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at The Prancing Pony, he says
that it's Mid-year's Day,
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Shire year 1418. However,
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in Appendix B, it says
that Gandalf met Radagast
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on June 29, which is
impossible because...
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Hey!
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Next time, it's my shoe.
280
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,294
And I will put zip on it.
281
00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:28,765
"The man who lived in
the town was tall".
282
00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:31,367
Which word is the relative pronoun?
283
00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,022
Sheldon.
284
00:12:33,025 --> 00:12:35,243
Have you read "The Lord of the Rings"?
285
00:12:35,246 --> 00:12:37,246
Um, I have,
286
00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:39,531
but that's not what we're
really doing right now.
287
00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:40,881
The relative pronoun is "who".
288
00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,580
Now, did you notice
that in "Fellowship",
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00:12:42,583 --> 00:12:44,785
Elrond says that the
foundations of Barad-dûr
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were made with the One Ring?
291
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,180
Let's say sure.
292
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:50,906
However, in Appendix B,
"The Tale of Years", it's clear
293
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that Sauron began building
Barad-dûr in Second Age 1000,
294
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,781
600 years before the ring was forged.
295
00:12:58,688 --> 00:12:59,904
Georgie.
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00:12:59,907 --> 00:13:01,688
Imagine living with this.
297
00:13:01,691 --> 00:13:03,737
An hour a day is enough.
298
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:07,364
The timeline doesn't make
sense. I mean, it lists
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00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,193
Samwise Gamgee's birth year as both
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00:13:09,196 --> 00:13:11,849
2963 and 2980.
301
00:13:11,852 --> 00:13:13,899
Maybe he lied about his age.
302
00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:15,774
- Why?
- I don't know. Maybe he thinks
303
00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:18,343
his neck makes him
look older than he is.
304
00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:20,102
But he's only in his 30s.
305
00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,408
That's young.
306
00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:22,617
Thank you.
307
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,722
For a hobbit. For a human,
that's mommy-age.
308
00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:28,024
Thank you.
309
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:29,244
When Frodo and Sam
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00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:30,927
are riding through the
Shire, the book says
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00:13:30,951 --> 00:13:32,227
the moon went westward,
312
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,056
but according to the
calendar Tolkien created,
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00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:35,619
there should have been no moon visible.
314
00:13:35,643 --> 00:13:37,582
But in the appendix,
Tolkien covers himself
315
00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:39,236
by saying there may be mistranslations
316
00:13:39,239 --> 00:13:40,543
from the Red Book.
317
00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:42,293
Fictional Tolkien says that,
318
00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:44,079
but I can't help
wondering if real Tolkien,
319
00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:45,522
who wrote the book, made the mistake
320
00:13:45,546 --> 00:13:47,114
or if it was an intentional mistake
321
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,317
made by the fictional Tolkien,
322
00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:49,937
who translated these real-world events
323
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:51,606
from an original source.
324
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,973
Oh, no.
325
00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,976
Is that how I sound to people?
326
00:13:56,979 --> 00:13:59,066
Hey! You want to throw the ball around?
327
00:14:00,332 --> 00:14:02,030
No, go away.
328
00:14:03,572 --> 00:14:05,332
Did something happen at school?
329
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,858
I don't want to talk about it.
330
00:14:07,861 --> 00:14:10,864
Okay. Well...
331
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,778
You change your mind,
you know I'm here for you.
332
00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:22,629
He likes someone else.
333
00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,284
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
334
00:14:41,287 --> 00:14:44,680
She doesn't even know who Nolan Ryan is.
335
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,817
This guy sounds like an idiot.
336
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,733
He's not. He's perfect.
337
00:14:48,736 --> 00:14:50,303
All right.
338
00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:54,682
Want me to get your mom?
339
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:56,379
No.
340
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:58,301
You want me to beat this guy up?
341
00:14:58,304 --> 00:15:00,828
No.
342
00:15:01,794 --> 00:15:03,358
What can I do?
343
00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:10,137
Nice.
344
00:15:12,391 --> 00:15:14,262
How do you make it curve?
345
00:15:14,265 --> 00:15:15,960
Well, that's a little tricky.
346
00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:19,497
You... you put two fingers on the seam.
347
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,997
Right? And then you flick your wrist.
348
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,611
- Okay.
- Yeah? Here, try it.
349
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,301
Two... Oh, so there.
350
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:29,028
There you go, right on the stitch there.
351
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:30,770
Two fingers on it.
352
00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:33,208
- Then at the end, you flick your wrist.
- Like that?
353
00:15:33,211 --> 00:15:35,864
There you go. Give her a shot.
354
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,345
Hey! How about that?
355
00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:41,741
Right? Just like a pro, I'm telling you.
356
00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,918
Well, we'll work on that, shall we?
357
00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,967
Definitely.
358
00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:48,971
Nice.
359
00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:50,987
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah ♪
360
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,598
Having found no answers,
361
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,893
I took it upon myself to rectify
362
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:57,853
the inconsistent timeline
in "Lord of the Rings".
363
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,640
J.R.R. Tolkien had a brilliant mind,
364
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:01,925
but let's be honest.
365
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,698
He was no S.L. Cooper.
366
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,276
♪ In a deep, dark hole ♪
367
00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:07,412
♪ And then I followed it in ♪
368
00:16:09,548 --> 00:16:13,593
♪ I watched myself crawlin' out... ♪
369
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:15,315
You okay out here?
370
00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:17,231
I will be once I finish this.
371
00:16:17,234 --> 00:16:20,167
♪ I got up so tight... ♪
372
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,672
As hard as I tried
373
00:16:21,675 --> 00:16:23,370
to work out a consistent chronology,
374
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,852
I kept running into roadblocks.
375
00:16:25,855 --> 00:16:27,774
♪ I just dropped in ♪
376
00:16:27,777 --> 00:16:29,864
♪ To see what condition ♪
377
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,370
♪ My condition was in... ♪
378
00:16:31,373 --> 00:16:33,419
What am I missing?
379
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:42,518
We're never going
380
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:43,912
to figures it out.
381
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:49,528
We can, we're smarts. We're so smarts.
382
00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:51,323
Our brains is precious.
383
00:16:52,981 --> 00:16:54,675
If our brains is precious,
384
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,698
we're wasting it on hobbitses.
385
00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:58,143
We like sciences.
386
00:16:58,146 --> 00:17:00,222
We took a break from sciences.
387
00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:02,057
It was making us crazy.
388
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,451
And look at us now.
389
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:06,823
Look at what those nasty
hobbitses have done to us.
390
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:11,053
No, it was physicses.
391
00:17:11,056 --> 00:17:13,535
Physicses did this to us.
392
00:17:13,538 --> 00:17:14,667
Hobbitses.
393
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:15,800
Physicses.
394
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,063
Hobbitses.
395
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,418
Ow.
396
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,031
I warned you.
397
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:27,214
Mom. Mom.
398
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:28,761
What's wrong?
399
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:30,721
I was Gollum and Sméagol
and I was in a cave
400
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,284
fighting with myself
over physics and hobbits.
401
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,917
And then I realized that even
though physics is frustrating,
402
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,920
it won't turn me into
a tormented creature
403
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,923
who bites the heads off fish.
404
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,928
Okay, good night.
405
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,138
I've been doing a great job with Missy.
406
00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:47,491
This one's on you.
407
00:18:14,574 --> 00:18:16,792
Ow!
408
00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:25,042
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