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Some people are just
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natural-born worriers.
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My mother, for example,
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could whip herself
into a frenzy
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even if I were sitting
on my bed doing nothing.
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Shelly?
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Shelly?
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Everything okay?
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Hunky-dory. Why?
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Well, you're kind of dressed
like you kidnapped yourself.
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Oh, I'm trying to block out
sensory input.
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I hit a roadblock determining
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whether virtual particles
have a fixed mass
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or violate
momentum conservation.
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But then I remembered
that Nikola Tesla believed
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that isolation
is where ideas are born.
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Who's Nikola Tesla?
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One of the most prolific
scientists of the 20th century.
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Okay.
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And, um...
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just out of curiosity,
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how isolated was he?
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Oh, highly.
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He found human contact
revolting.
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Well, that's kind of a lonely
way to live, don't you think?
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Well, he wasn't entirely alone.
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At the end of his life,
he became good friends
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with a brown pigeon.
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Great.
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See ya.
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Have you heard from Dr. Sturgis
at all?
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No.
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Can you believe
the hospital's
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still holding him
for observation?
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Can't you?
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Well...
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I think I just
felt a neutrino.
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That one went
right through my pants.
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You have goosegrass.
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And you can't have a nice lawn
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if you have goosegrass.
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I mean, I'm worried about him.
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I don't know
how serious this is.
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The whole year
you were together...
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did you see any, um...
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warning signs?
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No. Not really.
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I just thought he was another...
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you know,
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cute, quirky egghead
like Sheldon.
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Speaking of which,
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when are you gonna tell Sheldon
the truth about John?
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Mm. When the time is right.
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So he still thinks
he's being treated for mono?
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I had to come up
with something contagious
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so he wouldn't want to visit.
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Smart.
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Thank you.
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You're good at lying.
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You should do it more often.
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I like your earrings.
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Oh, my, he's gonna be trapped!
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All right, see, when you get
tackled in your own end zone,
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the other team gets
two points and the ball.
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That's called a safety.
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I thought one of the
players was a safety.
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Well, that's true, too.
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I'm confused.
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Now you know how I feel
when you talk
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about Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.
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What's confusing?
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Everything you need to know
is in the title.
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Dad.
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How would you like
to be rich?
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Go away.
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Aren't you even
a little curious?
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Does it involve me
giving you money?
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Yeah, but then
I give you more money back.
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How much more?
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Way more.
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You got to get in on this.
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Thanks.
I'm not interested.
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You're gonna regret it.
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Show me.
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Texas snow globes.
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Ooh...
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The card store
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on Magnolia
is going out of business.
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They're selling these
for one dollar each.
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I sell 'em for five,
and the money rolls in.
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Does it worry you that
the store selling these things
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is going out of business?
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You have no vision.
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Can I get back to the game?
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Fine. I don't need your money.
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I have my own.
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Then why are we having
this conversation?
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'Cause I'd rather lose
your money than mine.
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See?
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Vision.
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I've always felt the world
of subatomic particles
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would make
an excellent video game.
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Uh, fortunately,
thanks to my brain,
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I've been playing it for years.
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You cheeky little muon,
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you know you don't belong there.
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Don't look at me.
He's your kid.
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Someone likes snow globes.
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I hope so.
I don't want 'em.
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Okay.
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What do we got here?
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Farmhouse Kitchen.
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Garfield Hangs Out.
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The Complete Guide to
Your Child's Mental...
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Oh, look, that cute little
book light— I'll get that, too.
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Okay.
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You still want
the crazy kid book, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay,
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52 Texas snow globes
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comes to...
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$55.25.
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Can't you do any better?
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What do you mean?
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You're going out of business
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and I'm buying 'em all.
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Give me a break.
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Okay, $50.
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$30.
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$40.
$35.
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Deal.
No, wait.
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$32.
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$33.
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$35.
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George.
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Huh?
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Hey, that's clever.
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I'm reading this book
about mental problems,
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and I'm worried
it sounds like Sheldon.
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Well, stop reading the book.
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Shelly and Dr. Sturgis
have a lot in common,
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and look what happened.
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What, you mean
like how he went to...
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As a society,
we've made strides
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in how we discuss
psychological issues.
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30 years ago in East Texas,
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let's just say we hadn't.
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cuckoo, cuckoo.
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Hey.
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That could be your son one day.
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Honey, just 'cause
they're both super smart
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doesn't mean
that they're the same person.
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I mean, Sturgis was in love
with your mom,
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so clearly he was nuts
from the get-go.
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You're not helping.
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I'm not wrong, either.
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Love you.
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Why aren't you also driving
Missy to school?
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I thought it might be
nice for us to chat.
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About Missy?
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She is a bit much, isn't she?
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Here's a question for you.
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Do you ever see or hear things
that other people can't?
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Oh, all the time.
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Right now,
the car antenna is vibrating
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at the same frequency
as the pistons in the motor.
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It's quite irritating,
but you know me—
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I don't complain.
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I meant more like things
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that aren't actually there.
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Ah, isn't that the fundamental
question of modern metaphysics?
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What is actually there?
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This is fun.
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Missy should ride
with Dad more often.
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Let me try this a different way.
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Um, do you ever feel paranoid,
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like people are out to get you?
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I'm a ten-year-old
in high school—
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people are out to get me.
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That's fair.
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I just think
if I was having these feelings,
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that might be scary, right?
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I suppose so.
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And this is something
that's been concerning you?
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Maybe. Lately.
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A little.
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But the important thing
is that we can always talk
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about this kind of thing
with each other.
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Do you have any books
on mental health?
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Sure. Why?
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I believe my mother
is unraveling.
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We have a few books on mental
illness you might find helpful.
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This one's a good place
to start.
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Have you read it?
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Read it, lived it,
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made the mistake
of talking about it on a date.
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Sure. Walk away.
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They all do.
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MR.
Who is it?
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Georgie Cooper.
Who?
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I'm your neighbor.
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The one
with the chickens?
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No.
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The ones with that weird,
smart kid?
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Yeah, that's my brother.
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I don't like that kid.
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Neither do I, sir.
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What do you want?
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I was wondering if you'd like
to buy one of th...
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You didn't even see
what I was selling.
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What?
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Texas snow globes.
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Dang it.
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See?
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It's pretty.
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Why would I want that?
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Well, um...
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b-b-because it's Texas,
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and everybody in
Texas loves Texas?
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Dang it.
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And if you act now,
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you can have this beautiful,
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limited edition keepsake
in your home
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for the low, low price
of only five dollars.
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I hope you know I'm missing
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People's Court right now.
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But with Christmas coming,
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this would make
an excellent stocking stuffer.
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Well, you're my grandson,
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and I love you...
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so it hurts me to do this.
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Dang it.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, dear.
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Sorry I gave you
the boot before.
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Does that mean
you'll buy one now?
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No.
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You didn't sell
a single snow globe?
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Now, don't give your brother
a hard time.
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He took some initiative,
and I admire that.
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Thank you.
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I mean, the snow globes
were silly,
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but I bet your next idea
will be great.
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They're not silly.
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I'm glad you feel that way,
'cause you got 50 of them.
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I'm gonna sell them all
just to prove you wrong.
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Well, now I know
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it's a peeing contest
between you and your daddy,
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I'll take two.
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Well, all right.
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Mom, you're not crazy
about Dad.
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Want to buy a snow globe?
Enough.
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And I don't like us
making fun of each other.
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We're family and this should be
a place that is safe,
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where we can
talk about anything.
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I agree.
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Now, let's just say grace.
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Thank you, God,
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for this food
we are about to receive,
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and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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And please keep us all
in good health,
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body and mind.
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Why are you looking at me?
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I'm not. Amen.
Amen.
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Hello?
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Oh, baby.
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What are you doing up?
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I couldn't sleep.
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Why are you up?
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Same.
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00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,630
Do you have insomnia
from anxiety?
276
00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,800
Is that what you have?
277
00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,800
Yes.
278
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,600
What are you anxious about?
279
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,190
Honestly, your mental health.
280
00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,270
Me? Why?
281
00:11:58,270 --> 00:12:00,980
Well, you seem
preoccupied lately,
282
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,940
and you were asking me
all those questions in the car.
283
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,490
I was just letting you know that
if you were having any problems
284
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,320
you could come to me with them.
285
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,870
You think I have
mental problems?
286
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:15,160
Well, not problems.
287
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,670
I'm just worried
about your future,
288
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,790
and when I see you moving...
289
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:23,170
subatomic particles around
in the air, that makes...
290
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:24,800
Subatomic particles are real!
291
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:28,180
You talk to an invisible
man in the sky
292
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,470
who grants wishes.
293
00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,260
If anyone's mental, it's you.
294
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:34,020
Okay, now you are over the line.
295
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,680
You apologize.
296
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,980
No!
297
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,230
What the hell's going on?
298
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:40,100
Nothing. It's fine.
299
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,690
Mom thinks that I'm crazy.
300
00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,780
I thought we weren't supposed
to say stuff like that.
301
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,050
Mother?
302
00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,470
Yes?
Is it okay
303
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:00,470
if I use a knife
to butter my toast,
304
00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:03,230
or are you worried
I'll do something crazy with it?
305
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,060
You can butter your own toast.
Oh, good.
306
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,400
You see the toast, too.
307
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,320
I was afraid I was imagining it.
308
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,780
Sheldon...
All right,
309
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,320
that's enough.
310
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,650
What's going on?
311
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:15,820
Nothing's going on.
Everything's fine.
312
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,200
I'll tell you later.
313
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,160
My mother believes
I'm mentally unstable.
314
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,870
And since there's a genetic
component and I'm her child,
315
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:23,410
I suppose it's possible.
316
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,710
I know you're
angry right now,
317
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:27,880
but you will not be
disrespectful.
318
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,750
You know, fits of rage are
a classic sign of psychosis.
319
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,130
Oh, you haven't seen
fits of rage yet!
320
00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,510
I said that's enough!
321
00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:37,010
Both of y'all
are acting like lunatics.
322
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:38,220
You up to speed?
323
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,640
I think I got it.
324
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,660
I already accepted Jesus
in my heart.
325
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,370
No. I'm selling
these Texas snow globes.
326
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,160
I have enough crap in my house.
327
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,540
Crap?
328
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,250
You love Texas, right?
329
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,120
Well, sure.
330
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,620
And who doesn't like snow?
331
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,710
Sleds and snowball fights.
332
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:14,010
I remember
it snowed hard here once
333
00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,550
when I was a kid.
334
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,380
That must have been amazing.
335
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,640
It was.
They cancelled school.
336
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,310
Me and my brother built
a snow fort in the backyard.
337
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,720
That's cool.
Mm.
338
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,140
My brother and I love
doing stuff together.
339
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,730
We're really close.
340
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:31,900
I hadn't thought about that day
in a long time.
341
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,150
Well,
342
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,990
what if that memory...
343
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:37,740
was just one shake away?
344
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,160
How much?
345
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,620
Five dollars.
346
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,700
Fine. I'll take it.
347
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,910
How about you get one
for your brother?
348
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,330
I don't know.
349
00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:51,040
He married some Yankee gal
and moved to Connecticut.
350
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,170
But he's still your brother.
351
00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:54,460
Aw, what the hell.
352
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,340
She's gonna leave him
at some point.
353
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,850
I don't see the point of this.
354
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:09,230
I just don't think it could hurt
for us to talk to someone.
355
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:10,730
But I could be
home right now
356
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,440
wearing a blindfold,
mittens and nose plug
357
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,190
doing something important.
You know what?
358
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,400
Maybe you should mention
359
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,110
the blindfold and mittens
to the doctor.
360
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:19,780
Or maybe I'll mention how you
think that God speaks to you,
361
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,450
because I find
that concerning.
362
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:23,620
He does speak to me,
and right now he's saying
363
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,580
I should wash
your mouth out with soap.
364
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,790
Violent fantasies.
365
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,790
Interesting.
366
00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:37,090
Mrs. Ebner,
do you remember
367
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:38,300
where you were
368
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,930
the last time it snowed
in Medford?
369
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:42,510
We didn't have a carrot
for the snowman's nose,
370
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,720
so can you believe
we used a hot dog?
371
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,020
That must have been a sight.
372
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,680
I was with my grandchildren.
373
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,730
They had never
seen snow before.
374
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,810
I taught 'em
to make snow angels.
375
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,400
Little angels making
little angels.
376
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,030
You can't put a price
on memories.
Mm.
377
00:15:58,030 --> 00:16:00,150
But I am running a special:
two for eight.
378
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,360
Mm.
379
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,120
Hey, little princess.
380
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,830
This is called "snow."
381
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,330
She likes it.
382
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,300
so naturally
I was concerned
383
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,840
about his well-being
and was keeping
384
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,090
an eye on him
just to be safe.
385
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,390
It's called being neurotic.
386
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,100
It's called being
a good mother.
387
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,430
This is healthy.
388
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:30,020
Communication is
the cornerstone...
389
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,020
I am behaving no differently
than I ever have.
390
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:34,440
Why are you suddenly
so worried about me?
391
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,860
That is a valid question.
392
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,820
Has anything
changed recently?
393
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,030
Well...
394
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,110
Maybe it's hormonal.
395
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:43,320
When does menopause
typically begin?
396
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,120
It is not my hormones.
397
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,370
Well, it certainly isn't mine.
398
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,950
I'm showing no signs of puberty.
399
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,910
W...
400
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,750
You know, sometimes mothers look
for issues with their children
401
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,630
so they can feel
more needed.
Okay,
402
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:57,840
now we're getting somewhere.
403
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,710
That is not what's happening.
404
00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,550
Well, then what
is happening?
405
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,520
Baby, there's something
I need to tell you.
406
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:15,480
Dr. Sturgis is not
in the kind of hospital
407
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,270
you think he is.
408
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,440
What kind of
hospital is he in?
409
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,070
The psychiatric kind.
410
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:27,200
Why? What's going on?
411
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,660
He was having some issues,
412
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,580
but he's getting
the help he needs,
413
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,410
and I'm sure he's gonna be fine.
414
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,540
And you think
since he and I are both gifted,
415
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:40,090
I'm going to end up like him?
416
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,220
Well, it...
417
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,430
it crossed my mind.
418
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:50,680
Sheldon, you're my baby.
419
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,270
It is my job to worry about you.
420
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,100
I can't help it.
421
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:59,440
I'm sorry I cause you
so much concern.
422
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,780
I'm not.
423
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,530
Oh.
424
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:09,870
See how valuable
a little communication can be?
425
00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:11,490
You do not take credit for this.
426
00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:26,030
And the turtle
427
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,370
eating the pizza
is Leonardo.
428
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,330
How can you tell?
429
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,540
He's wearing blue.
430
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,210
And he's the hot one.
431
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:37,670
Dad, remember my silly idea?
432
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,380
Yeah.
433
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,710
Guess what?
434
00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:42,210
It's snowing.
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