Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in a forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

[theme music]

Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs!

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[laughing]

Ooh! Oh, I'll get you!

I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there.

And if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse

of the Smurfs.

[instrumental music]

[intense music]

[laughter]

Happiness. I can feel it.

There's happiness in my forest, and I hate it!

Cut out that happiness!

That's an order from me, Gargamel!

[screaming]

You can feel it, too, can't you, Azrael?

All that dreadful cheer.

Azrael?

[groaning]

(Gargamel) 'I must capture those Smurfs'

and put an end to all that happiness.

Don't just sit there. Think of a plan! Think!

- Ah.. Ah! Ah! - 'Think! Think!'

thud

I must find their weakness.

Let's see.

(Gargamel) 'Color, blue.'

- 'Three apples high.' - 'Ah.'

- 'Big hearts.' - 'Yeah.'

Big hearts! That's it!

I'll get them through their hearts.

I will send them a Smurfette!

[gibberish]

[smoke hissing]

Ah!

The Smurfette will be their downfall!

[laughing]

This magical lump of blue clay

will become the first female Smurf.

'A beautiful, but evil Smurf'

to lead all the others straight to me!

[bubbling]

Let's see..

A dash of sugar and spice

'but nothing nice.'

A dram of crocodile tears.

(Azrael) 'Oh..'

[bubbling]

(Gargamel) 'Half a pack of lies.'

(Azrael) 'Ah..'

- 'The chatter of a Magpie.' - Ah..

And the hardest stone for her heart!

'Yeah.'

plop

[dramatic music]

zap zap zap

[Azrael squealing]

- It worked! It worked! - Ah!

I have created a Smurfette!

[instrumental music]

Halt!

- Ooh! - Ow!

Okay, Smurfs, we need plenty of smurf-berries.

So everybody pick a direction and go smurf them.

[clamoring]

Wait a minute!

[screeching]

- Yeah? - I meant..

Everybody pick a different direction.

- 'Oh!' - 'Ah!'

Okay, I'll just follow my mirror.

- I'll smurf this way. - I hate picking directions.

Why don't you go that way, Grouchy?

Uh, okay. But I hate that way.

Boy, oh, boy!

I-I'll just sneak up on those old smurf-berries

when they're not looking and lasso them!

whirr whirr

Clumsy!

Oops. Oh, sorry, Brainy.

[Smurfette sobbing]

Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.

It's awful! I've never been so miserable in my whole life.

I'm all alone. Ooh.

Lost in this scary forest full of frightening noises.

- Ooh.. - Hey!

[gasps] Oh, you startled me. Who are you?

I'm a Smurf! Who are you?

I'm a Smurfette.

- A Smurfette? - You know what that is?

- No. - Do you like what you see?

- I don't know. - You will.

- Where's your village? - This way.

Wait! Aren't you going to carry me?

I'm weak and helpless.

Oh, okay!

Boy! You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet!

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

Look what Hefty found in the woods, Papa Smurf!

(Brainy) 'A-a Smurfette!'

Oh, Papa Smurf

I suffered all night in the hideous forest.

Lost and alone. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo! Boo-hoo!

There, there, my dear. You're among friends now.

You can stay right here in our village for as long as you like.

Oh, boy! Smurfette's going to stay!

[cheering]

We're in for a treat!

[cheering]

You're in for a surprise.

[instrumental music]

[humming]

Calling old wizard. Gargamel, can you hear me?

beep beep

It's about time. Where are you?

- I'm in the smurf village and-- - 'Excellent!'

(Gargamel) Now get out there and capture their little blue hearts.

And don't fail.

Remember, I made you and I can break you.

[Gargamel laughing]

Uh, I, I-I guess I'd better get started.

[humming]

crash

Yoo-hoo! Here I am!

Hi there, Smurf. New in town?

[groans]

This is gonna be even easier than I thought.

[hammering]

Yoo-hoo!

Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!

Oops. Oh, sorry, Brainy. I-I'm sorry.

Not half as sorry as you're going to be.

And you can blame it on her.

Oh, now look what you've done!

Maybe I better try a more subtle approach.

Perhaps, a picnic!

Like, uh, thanks for helping me with this firewood, Hefty.

Oh, no problem, Harmony.

After all, what are Smurfs for?

[laughing] How wonderful that my little Smurfs

get on so well together.

Here, Harmony. Smurfette invited me to a picnic.

- But I can't go. - But she already invited me.

And I'm busy, too. Here, Vanity, you go.

No, no, uh, I'm busy, too.

- You take it, Grouchy. - I hate picnics.

I can't go either.

Not me. I've got something cooking.

- Well, I certainly can't go. - Well, don't look at me.

- 'Or me.' - Me neither.

[indistinct chatter]

And I have important work in my lab.

Gee, I wonder why they aren't coming.

[Jokey laughing]

Hi.

Hi, Smurfette. I brought you a present.

A present? For me? Oh, how sweet.

I knew they all couldn't resist me.

boom

Surprise, surprise!

[laughing]

This isn't working out quite like I planned.

Hm, but if I can't lure them out

maybe I can flap them out.

Yoo-hoo, Greedy Smurf.

Oh, hi, Smurfette.

I, I baked you a cake.

[slurps] Well, that's different.

But first show me how that works.

Hey, no! You could flood everything!

Oh, just one little teeny-weeny pull.

What could happen?

We'd, we'd have a creek without a village.

Hm, guess I'll just have to ask a Smurf

who appreciates a good cake.

No. Don't go! I'll-I'll show you how it works.

[creaking]

[water gushing]

[dramatic music]

Oh! How pretty!

Yeah. Well, I better close the valves now.

No, wait. Not yet.

Ah! Smurfette, let go!

[intense music]

[water gushing]

Where's all this water from?

The dam must have broken!

Let's get out of here!

[grunting]

Hey, you! You're doing this on purpose!

Yes, and you sure aren't helping any!

[valve creaking]

[Smurfette screaming]

Smurfette!

[water gushing]

(Smurfette) Help! Help!

Well, watch you step.

We must reach the dam before it's too late.

Papa, look!

Help! Help!

- Smurfette! - 'Help! Help!'

- Grab my hand! - Help!

Okay, Hefty. Pull us out.

- Argh! - 'Help!'

[hammering]

[coughing]

You, you all saved my life.

[coughing]

Yes. But why did you open the dam?

Open the dam? Who? Me?

B-but I'd never.

[clamoring]

Order! Order! Quiet in the court!

And so, Smurfette, in view of the evidence

and what Greedy has told us, do you have any defense

'for trying to flood the village?'

Well, uh, um, uh

I-I just wanna say that..

(Smurfette) 'W-w-what I mean is that, uh..'

Oh, boo..

I'm taking orders from Gargamel!

(all) Gargamel?

Let me at her! Let me at her!

She can't smurf us and get away with it.

[sobbing] Oh, I'm so ashamed.

I almost led you all into Gargamel's clutches.

And you've been so nice to me.

[sobbing]

Oh, well, don't cry, Smurfette.

I mean, my, my smurf is worse than my bite.

I mean, I..

Whatever you do to me, I deserve.

Throw me out of the village, abandon me in the forest or..

[sobbing] ...send me back to Gargamel.

[sobbing] I have never smurfed

anything so sad in all my life.

[all sobbing]

[sniffles] I hate sad!

[sobbing]

There, there, Smurfette.

Gargamel created you to smurf us.

It's not your fault.

[sniffles] It's not?

[sobbing]

(Smurfette) 'That's so nice of you, Papa Smurf.'

'I wish I could be a real Smurf like all of you.'

(all) A real Smurf?

- Impossible! - Not in a million smurfs.

Unthinkable.

No one's ever become

a Smurf before.

You really want to be a Smurf?

Oh, more than anything.

It can't be done. Smurfs are Smurfs, not made.

Can you really make me a Smurf?

Well, I may not be able to undo all of Gargamel's spell

but I can try.

[indistinct chatter]

[door shuts]

Uh, th-that's right.

Papa Smurf can smurf anything he smurfs his mind to.

You just watch. You take my word for it.

You listen to me, you know I know what I'm talking about.

Hey, where did everybody go?

"One touch of Venus.

[instrumental music]

Add moonbeams for light."

[music continues]

Essence of smurf root to smurf her up right.

And now with the power of all, I command

Smurfette become Smurf and before me stand!

[zapping]

Hello, Smurfs. Heh-heh.

I will now introduce

the new and improved Smurfette!

[indistinct chatter]

Hello, boys.

(all) Hello, Smurfette!

Huh? Where'd they all go?

(all) Welcome back!

Now, that's more like it!

Smurfs for the Smurfette.

- Hey, I smurfed her first. - No, I did.

Smurfette, here's a surprise!

No, don't! It'll kablooey right in your face.

Did you ever see a cream-layered cake

with a cherry on top kablooey in your face?

Well, um, um, anybody can make a mistake.

boing

That's Jokey's problem. No sense of humor.

[instrumental music]

splat

I'll get you for that.

[clamoring]

Well, what do you suppose got into them?

Um, uh, maybe you'd better smurf back to your house, my dear

and, uh, freshen up.

[clamoring]

Oh, dear!

I know I finally look like a Smurfette, Papa Smurf

but I sure don't feel like one.

[chuckles] I'm afraid you'll have to manage that part on your own.

I will? But how?

You'll smurf what to do when the time comes, Smurfette.

Bye-bye.

[instrumental music]

[humming]

zap zap

Smurfette, what's happened to you?

You've changed.

I sense Papa Smurf's hand in this.

Meow.

Gargamel, you nasty old wizard.

I don't know what you want now, but--

My dear, my dear.

I want only to grant your fondest wish.

You mean, to be a real Smurf?

No, I mean your wish to pay back

those miserable little creatures for their bothersome meddling.

[screaming]

- What? - 'I-I mean..'

Uh, uh, don't you want to pay the Smurfs back

for their, uh, kindness?

Oh, yes. They've been so nice to me.

I should do something nice for them.

Exactly, my child.

And I suggest a-a party.

A-a surprise party.

[chuckling]

And you can fix that for me, Gargamel?

(Gargamel) 'It would be my pleasure.'

Just get all the Smurfs to the big oak tree

by this afternoon, I'll take care of the rest.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!

(all) You called?

What's smurfing?

Ahem, I want you all to know

that I planned a nice surprise for you.

- 'Yay! - 'Oh, boy! Oh, boy!'

And it's waiting at the big oak in the forest.

[cheering]

- 'A surprise?' - I hate surprises.

[indistinct chatter]

Aren't you smurfing with us, Smurfette?

As soon as I pick out just the right dress

for the surprise, Papa Smurf.

[instrumental music]

This way, Smurfs. The big oak is just over the hill.

No, this one's too long. I wore that this morning.

Oh, this one's too plain. I'll save that for the night.

Uh, this one? Nah! That one? Nah!

[dramatic music]

Ah, I'll teach those Smurfs to be happy in my forest.

This visit to the big oak will be their last.

[indistinct chatter]

They're coming. Azrael..

Bring me that camouflage.

[Azrael grunting]

[dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

Don't you stand there like a ninny. Hide.

[yelps]

[indistinct chatter]

snap

- Hey. - Who smurfed out the lights?

- Who's standing on my foot? - Uh, where's our surprise?

Here is your surprise, my little blue captives.

(all) Gargamel! Oh, no!

We've been smurfed by the Smurfette.

- I told you, I told you! - I hate the Smurfette.

[indistinct chatter]

(Papa Smurf) 'Quiet down! Quiet down! We've got to think.'

[chuckles] Don't waste your time

you little blue busybodies.

Yeah.

Now, what shall I do with you?

[humming]

Tonight, tonight, Azrael, we shall feast.

Yeah. Mm..

Yes, we'll cook them in honey and eat them as snacks.

[slurps]

(Gargamel) 'No, no, no.'

- 'No, that won't do.' - No?

No. Uh, we'll have Smurfs on a stick.

[slurping]

Uh, no, no, no, no. Ah, perfect!

We'll dine on soup a la smurf.

Yeah.

Oh, I must do something.

But I'm not even a real Smurf yet.

You'll smurf what to do when the time comes, Smurfette.

Brilliant, Gargamel! Brilliant!

[chuckles] Who else could capture every single Smurf

with just one measly Smurfette?

'Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah.'

You didn't get all of us, Gargamel.

(Papa Smurf) 'The smurf's on you, Gargamel. You missed the Lone Smurf.'

- Azrael! - Huh?

- You let one escape! - Huh?

Get him, get him! I must have them all!

[dramatic music]

That's using your heads.

Don't just do something, stand there.

- Huh? - Follow that Smurf!

[snarling]

Going up.

[yelps]

You, you idiot, Azrael. After him.

[grunts]

All the Smurfs that's gonna smurf.

Let's hear it for the Lone Smurf.

[Smurfs cheering]

Who is the Lone Smurf anyway?

(Gargamel) Where are you, you miserable wretch?

Faster, Azrael. That Smurf can't climb much farther.

He's almost out of tree!

boing

When I give the word, we'll pounce!

[chuckling]

Now!

[Gargamel and Azrael groaning]

Bye-bye, Gargamel!

Looks like this time the smurf's on you.

[laughing]

whoosh

[groans]

[cheering]

- Gee, thanks, Lone Smurf. - Boy, you sure showed Gargamel.

But who is Lone Smurf?

(Smurfs) 'Ah, Smurfette!'

Yes, it's me. And I feel just like a Smurf.

(Smurfs) 'Hurray!'

The Smurfette is a real Smurf at last.

You see, there's nothing you can't be

if you only smurf hard enough.

Now, we've really got something to celebrate.

But first we've got to smurf Gargamel the way he smurfed us.

Now, here's what..

[instrumental music]

[bat screeching]

This is all your fault, Azrael.

You and those blasted Smurfs!

[screaming]

knock knock

(Gargamel) 'Come in.'

Oh, boo-hoo! I'm so lost and alone.

Boo-hoo! Won't somebody help me?

Oh, no! We've been smurfed!

[snarling]

I'll get you Smurfs for this.

Wait, you're supposed to pay me and take care of me.

Stop, stop!

My revenge will be terrible!

You'll see! You'll see!

♪ La la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la la-la-la ♪♪

Smurfette, we love you.

I hate..

I-I..

I love the Smurfette, too.

But I hate anybody to know about it.

[music continues]

[theme music]

[instrumental music]