Original subtitles

[theme music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They call themselves Smurfs. They were good.

[music continues]

Then, there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs!

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[evil laugh]

[groans] Oh! I'll get you!

I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse..

...of the Smurfs.

[theme music]

(Hefty) Smurf to it! We're late!

I hope they didn't start without us.

[clamoring]

Hey, where you all going? Don't you want any surprise?

In that case..

[explosion]

I just can't bear to see a good surprise go to waste.

[laughing]

At last, we will hear Papa Smurf's new

"Smurphony in C."

I hear it's a beautiful piece.

In that case, I'll have two pieces.

It's music, Greedy, not food.

Ah, but music is food for the soul.

Mm. And my soul will have two pieces too.

[Smurfs cheering]

And now, my "Smurphony in C."

A one, and a two, and..

[Harmony playing off-key]

[all groaning]

Stop, stop! This will not do!

Didn't you like my playing?

Well, uh, i-it's just that

we can't have a "Smurphony in C"

with a single musician. We need other players.

We'd like to help, Papa Smurf.

But we don't have any instruments.

Then go smurf some.

[clamoring]

Bah! Nothing! Nothing at all.

I've been searching the forest for years

and I still can't find the village

of those disgusting little Smurfs.

[yowls]

But I won't give up. Right, Azrael? Azrael?

[Azrael whimpering]

Azrael, come down from there! We have work to do.

thud

[meowing]

splash

[instrumental music]

twang

screech screech

clink clink

Greedy Smurf, why aren't you making an instrument too?

I am, Papa Smurf. A kettle drum.

But first, I have to empty the kettle.

Alright, Smurfs, are we ready?

(all) 'Ready, Papa Smurf.'

Then a one, and a two, and..

[orchestral music]

My smurfness! They've started without me.

[off-key music]

What's wrong?

I believe you played an incorrect note.

- 'I did?' - No problem, Smurfs.

Let's just begin again. A one, a two, a--

[off-key music]

Now what?

Harmony, perhaps it's your trumpet.

Yeah! Let me try it.

[trumpet music]

- Hm. It's fine. - Of course it is.

He might do better with another instrument.

- Here, try this. - A snap.

[off-key music]

I have the solution. A triangle.

[off-key music]

- It's hopeless, Papa Smurf. - Harmony plays out of tune.

Maybe we could make him the conductor, huh, Papa Smurf?

Good idea, Smurfette.

And a one, and a two, and a..

[off-key music]

[clamoring]

It's unfair. They're all just jealous, that's all.

Well, who needs them?

I'll just smurf all by myself. So there.

[off-key music]

- Yipes! - Reow!

W-w-what is that horrible noise?

Uh, could it be thunder?

It sounds like the howl of a wounded dragon.

Or-or the angry roar of a giant.

[Gargamel gasps]

[whispers] It's a Smurf.

The nerve of those Smurfs, telling me I'm out of tune.

'They'll be sorry they smurfed me out of the orchestra.'

That's it. That gives me a brilliant idea.

But I must act fast.

thud

'I have everything I need here.'

And soon, I'll have those Smurfs too!

[laughs]

I've made up my mind, I'm going back to the village

and they can beg me to play in their old Smurphony

but I'll just say--

(Gargamel) 'You'll say yes.'

Who are you?

Oh, have no fear, I am Aurora, the good..

Oh, I hate that word.

...fairy.

So tell me your fondest wish and it shall be granted.

I'll help you. Don't you wish to become a mu?

- Huh? - Oh, come now, ha-ha.

A musi..

- Huh? - A musician!

Oh, that. It's no use.

The other Smurfs don't like my playing.

Ah, but they will now.

With this magic shazalakazoo..

...you will make beautiful music.

Oh, thank you, good fairy, ma'am!

Now hurry, go show your little friends.

[laughing]

Now he'll lead me right to the Smurf Village.

[orchestral music]

Hey, wait till you hear this!

- Oh, no! - Him again.

I hate "Again."

It's called a shazalakazoo

and you'll love it. Listen.

[shazalakazoo music]

What are you smurfing?

Is this a joke? What happened?

Oh, come on, you can get up now.

Papa Smurf. Wake up, Papa Smurf. Hey!

This is terrible. I've got to find that good fairy.

Yoo-hoo. Looking for me?

[laughing]

- Gargamel! - At long last, revenge is mine!

What have you done to all the Smurfs?

Who, me? Nothing. Nothing at all.

You have destroyed them

with your magical shazalakazoo.

Now I have only to dispose of..

Yipe!

And not a single Smurf will be left on Earth.

[laughing]

splash

Surprise, you little river rat, I can swim too.

splash

thud

Run all you want. I'll catch you!

You can't escape me!

I've got all your little blue friends, and you are next!

[laughing]

Ow! Ow! Ooch!

Ooh, there's a rock in my shoe.

[dramatic music]

[groans] Ooh. I have a pain in my side.

Ow! Ooh, a leg cramp!

[grunting] Oh! A stiff neck!

Oh, I'm, I'm getting a stomachache.

And my sinuses hurt. And, and, and..

[Harmony blows raspberry]

That was a close smurf.

Now, I'd better get back to the village.

The horrible little monster has run like a coward.

Eh, no matter. He's probably gone back to his village.

And now I know exactly where it is.

[laughing]

I go straight ahead, then I turn right..

Or is it left? Then right again. And again.

Oh, no. Oh, no! I've lost the trail.

Oh, I hate Smurfs! I hate Smurfs!

[crying] I hate them!

Please, Smurfette, snap out of it.

Come on, Hefty. Wake up!

Greedy, look at this!

Yummy cake with whipped cream and cherries and-and..

Aw, it's no use. Nothing works.

And it's all the fault of this smurfity-smurf!

Wait a minute, since this spell came from Gargamel

I'll bet he has the cure for it too.

Don't go away, Smurfs. I'll be back.

(Gargamel) 'Snares, cages, nets, poison.'

I'll set so many traps, that disgusting

little smurf will never escape.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[screams]

Yipes! Yow! Whoo!

Wait a minute! Stop!

[shazalakazoo music]

Phew. Now to find the book with the cure.

You, Smurf! I've got you this time!

Not yet, you don't.

[shazalakazoo music]

Ha-ha-ha! I can't hear you. But I can see you.

I'll bash you.

'I'll smash you!'

I'll crush you! I'll smush you!

[crashing]

Sooner or later you're going to run out of breath

and then you're all mine!

Blazes, it sure is a long drop.

A-a-and I'm losing my balance!

- Phew. - Yoo-hoo.

How about a pretty little tune to cheer you up, Mr. Gargamel?

No, no! Please! Please don't! No, I beg you!

- Ready? A one and a two-- - No, please! Please have mercy!

I'll never be wicked again! I swear. Please! No!

Well, Papa Smurf says you shouldn't smurf a man

when he's down, so..

[blows raspberry]

No. No. Ah-ha!

"Magical Musical Instruments."

[grunts]

Here it is, the shazalakazoo.

Oh, no, there is no known cure!

You rotten shazalakazoo!

[crackling]

[instrumental music]

You poor Smurfs. There you lie, forever and ever.

I tried my best, and now there's only one thing left to do.

I'm going to play a final salute in your honor.

[off-key music]

- 'Oh! Stop!' - 'You.. You're awake!'

And how! You're racket is enough to smurf the dead.

But.. But.. But then, I found the cure.

[off-key music]

[yawns]

- Uh, what happened? - It's a long story, Papa Smurf.

And it all started when..

And Gargamel pretended he was a good fairy?

- Yep. - Oh, Harmony.

We owe you a lot. Mwah!

So, all is smurfy that ends smurfy.

Now, we can resume our performance

of the "Smurphony in C."

Great, my horn's all warmed up.

[clamoring]

You will let me play, won't you?

- Well, um-- - In a manner of speaking.

Well, that is, we, um--

We certainly can't refuse him

after all he's done. Can we?

Papa Smurf, why don't we..

[indistinct whispering]

Handy, that's a fine idea.

[off-key music]

[orchestral music]

[theme music]