Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago, deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They call themselves Smurfs.

They were good.

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Then, there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate smurfs.

I'll get you.

I'll get all of you, if it's the last thing I ever do!

[laughing]

[grunts]

(Gargamel) Oh, I'll get you.

I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry!

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there

and if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good, you may just

catch a glimpse of the Smurfs.

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

Behold, Azrael, the first day of spring.

Spring, with its flowers, its birds, its sunshine, its..

It's disgusting!

Oh, an entire winter has passed

and I haven't captured a single smurf.

[mews]

But wait.

All this sickening sweetness has given me a brilliant idea.

(Gargamel) 'It may be spring, but those rotten little smurfs'

'will never see summer.'

[laughing]

[mews]

[instrumental music]

Ah, spring is in the air.

[inhales deeply]

[coughs]

[fire crackling]

Hm.

snip snip snip

[sighs]

Hm.

[laughs] It's probably just spring fever.

A harmless phenomenon.

Yoo-hoo, hi, Papa Smurf.

- Hey, Smurfette. - Hi, Smurfette.

- Hi, Smurfette. - Hi, Smurfette.

'Hi, Smurfette.'

Hm. So much for the harmless theory.

Hey, Smurfette. These are for you.

No, no, no. Take mine.

Hold it!

Oh. Smurfette, will you marry me?

Oh. W-w-well, gosh, Hefty, I, uh..

- No, marry me. - No, me, Smurfette.

(Papa Smurf) 'Smurfs!'

You ought to be ashamed.

Pestering poor Smurfette like that.

Now run along.

I apologize for their behavior, Smurfette.

Uh, uh, but if you do decide to marry..

[laughs]

...you might consider an older

more mature smurf of the world.

Well, I--

Just think. You'd be known as Mama Smurf.

- Well, I-- - And not only that..

whoosh

Uh, I-I have to be, uh, smurfing along now.

[sighs] If only I were 450 years younger.

[laughs]

There's nothing like a lovely spring surprise

to snare a Smurfette.

And once I have that little blue double-crosser in my clutches

'I will use her to do what I created her to do.'

Destroy the Smurfs.

[coughing]

(Gargamel) 'I don't blame you for getting all choked up, Azrael.'

It's my most brilliant plan ever.

[groans]

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

(Hefty) 'Smurfette!'

Wait, Smurfette.

Let me help you across this mud puddle.

Why, thanks, Hefty. You sure are strong.

Uh, Hefty?

Huh?

Uh, yeah, Papa Smurf?

Uh, might I borrow your, uh, exercise machines?

- Oh, sure. - Thank you.

Hm. That's funny. I wonder if..

No, he's too old.

She loves me, she loves me not.

(all) She loves me, she loves me not.

She loves me, she loves me not.

Oh. This is getting serious. I'd better talk to Papa Smurf.

[grunting] She loves me, she loves me not.

She loves me, she loves me not.

[knocking on door]

Coming.

Yes?

[panting]

Oh, Smurfette.

Papa Smurf, I think it's time I made a choice

'and pick which Smurf I'll marry.'

Yes? And? And?

And so I'm going to go for a long walk and think.

Oh.

When I return, I'll announce my decision.

Uh, just remember, my dear

youth isn't the only thing to consider.

[birds chirping]

Eek!

Oh. You startled me.

What a pretty flower.

[sniffs]

Yes, oh, great wizard Gargamel.

I am coming.

[instrumental music]

Come in, Smurfette, we've been expecting you.

slam

Now, here's what you're going to do. You..

[indistinct whispering]

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

You might as well all go home. Smurfette's gonna pick me.

You're off your smurf, Hefty. She's gonna pick me.

- You mean me. - 'Me! She's gonna pick me.'

[clamoring]

[panting]

Poor little smurfs don't realize

that this time they're outclassed.

- She should pick me. - She's gonna pick me.

[sniffs]

Yoo-hoo, I'm back.

Well, Smurfette, have you decided which smurf

you're going to, uh, marry?

[sniffs] I sure have.

I've chosen Handy because of his brain. Mwah.

(all) 'Handy?'

And I've chosen Hefty for his brawn.

Mwah!

(all) 'Hefty?'

Uh, Smurfette, couldn't you narrow your decision down to

to just one smurf?

Oh, I'm sure they can work this out between them.

And may the best smurf win.

[sniffs]

She means me, Handy.

Oh, no, I was her first choice.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

- She picked Handy. - No, she picked Hefty.

[clamoring]

[instrumental music]

slam

whoosh

thud

[sniffs]

[Handy humming]

[musical instruments tuning]

[instrumental music]

♪ Smurfette the choice is clear ♪

♪ A smurf of your.. ♪

[trumpet blaring]

[laughing]

A one, and a two, and a three, and a..

[instrumental music]

♪ Smurfette the choice is clear ♪

♪ A smurf of your dreams is here ♪

♪ Forget about Hefty and all the.. ♪

[blaring]

A one, and a two, and a three, and a..

[instrumental music]

♪ Smurfette the choice is clear ♪

♪ A smurf of your dreams is here ♪

[blaring]

[trumpet blares]

whee

thud

[trumpet blurts]

[instrumental music]

♪ Smurfette the choice is clear ♪

♪ A smurf of your dreams is here ♪

♪ Forget about Hefty and all the rest ♪

♪ Yours truly Handy ♪

♪ Is still the best ♪♪

[instrumental music]

♪ The only smurf for you.. ♪

[blaring]

[instrumental music]

♪ The only smurf for you is one who is true blue ♪

♪ That smurf is me my name is Hefty ♪♪

♪ Smurfette the choice is clear ♪

♪ The smurf of your dreams is here ♪♪

♪ The only choice for you is one who is true blue ♪♪

♪ Forget about Hefty and all the rest ♪

♪ Handy is still the best ♪♪

♪ That smurf is me my name is Hefty ♪

♪ Let's say I do ♪♪

(Handy) Wait a minute!

[clamoring]

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[clamoring]

♪ I'm true blue.. ♪♪

[clamoring]

(Hefty) 'You'd better watch..'

[clamoring]

Stop. Stop that.

What's the matter with you smurfs?

Now go home and get some sleep.

Smurfette, this fighting has got to stop.

Oh?

[sniffs]

But isn't it romantic, Papa Smurf?

[giggles]

Smurfs will be smurfs.

[sniffs]

[giggles]

swoosh

Ah. I sense great evil in this flower.

whoosh

Gargamel!

[instrumental music]

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪♪

Brainy, what are you doing?

Papa Smurf's orders.

I'm smurfing a line through the center of the village

to keep Hefty's group and Handy's group

'from fighting over you.'

Oh, Brainy, I just love the way you paint.

It's so, so smurfly.

Really? Ha-ha!

Yes. May I help?

Well, uh, sure.

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪♪

(Smurfette) 'Uh, a little more to the right, Brainy.'

Thanks, Smurfette.

♪ Lum de dum de dum ♪♪

- That's it. Now to the left. - Right you are.

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪♪

I hate "Hum-de-dum-de-dum."

I must find a way to break Gargamel's spell on Smurfette

before my little smurfs destroy the village and each other.

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪

♪ Hum de dum de dum ♪♪

Brainy, what do you think you're doing?

Papa's orders.

You and your rowdy friends

are to stay on this side of the line until..

whoosh

thud

whoosh

I'm gonna tell Papa Smurf on you.

And when Papa Smurf hears about this, he..

splat

Papa Smurf!

My, my. If it's not dear, sweet Handy and Hefty.

Letting a little old line stand in your way?

Uh, uh, it's not in my way.

And I dare you to smurf over this line, Handy.

Well, Handy?

Uh, um, uh..

Oh, yeah?

[clamoring]

Smurfs will be smurfs.

(Papa) 'Eureka. I've smurfed it.'

Smurfette? My dear little Smurfette?

Look, I found a cure for your..

[clamoring]

Stop, stop.

[glass shatters]

It's gone. And they won't even listen to me anymore.

There's only one thing left to do.

[laughs]

Smurfette should have those rotten little smurfs

at each other's throats by now.

[mews]

We'll boil a pot of water and be ready to make smurf soup.

[laughs]

Mm, mm!

Papa Smurf.

Uh, hello, Gargamel.

[laughs]

Your days of smurfing are over, Papa Smurf.

Uh, just a moment. Let's discuss this calmly.

Oh, very well.

But you won't leave here alive.

[instrumental music]

slam

- Well? - Gargamel.

I'm having serious problems with my smurfs.

Yes, I know.

And I need you to look into my eyes.

That's perfect.

Tit for tat make this like that.

[buzzing]

But w-what? What happened?

We have exchanged physical appearances, Gargamel.

But-but that's dishonest. That's what it is. Dishonest.

You swindler, you cheat, you phony.

Azrael, scat.

[instrumental music]

Azrael, you fur-brain.

If you want to eat a smurf, eat him. Leave me alone.

[mews]

I want to be you again. I mean, me again. Gargamel again.

I don't want to stay like this.

Don't worry. Neither do I.

When I've restored peace to the Smurf Village

we'll change back.

How?

By looking into each other's eyes again

and reciting the magic spell.

Well, t-then look into my eyes now.

Frick, frack. Change me back.

No, no, no. That's not it.

Pick, pack, make me..

Oof!

Did you hurt yourself?

Don't touch me, you disgusting smurf.

[mews]

[smurfs clamoring]

Look out!

- Gargamel? - Gargamel?

What a wizard.

- All for smurf.. - And smurf for all.

- Come on, you smurfs. - All together, now.

- Charge! - Charge!

- Get Gargamel. - Get Gargamel.

(Handy) Don't worry, Smurfette.

Oh, dear. They're attacking me.

- Oh, I'm so scared. - Don't worry, Smurfette.

We'll save you.

It's working. They've stopped fighting one another.

Oh, they've got me.

That rotten Papa Smurf. He's ruining my bad name.

But I'll bet the spell to change me back

is somewhere in Papa Smurf's lab.

Now, let's see. "Better Homes and Potions."

No, no, no. That's not it.

Uh, "Magical Spells for Bluer Blues."

No, no, no. Aha!

"The Art of Physical Change."

I knew I'd find it.

[laughs]

- Smurf those knots tight. - Drive those stakes deep.

Take that, and that, and that.

Poor Master Gargamel. I must save him.

[laughs] Well done, little smurfs.

Now you know that united we smurf, divided we fall. Ha-ha.

And now you can untie me because I'm not really Gargamel.

I'm your own dear Papa Smurf.

Sure, and I'm Smurfette.

[all laughing]

But, but I-I'm serious. Now untie me.

Nothing smurfing, Gargamel.

Oh, stop them, Papa Smurf.

You're so strong, and brave, and fair, and..

Get lost, you little worm.

'I'm Gargamel and I don't need you anymore.'

Gar.. Gargamel?

See this? I found your secret spell.

Gargamel!

- Now look into my eyes. - Never.

No, wait.

Tit for tat. Make this like that.

[buzzing]

[laughs]

[all gasping]

He.. He is Gargamel.

Oh, I feel so guilty.

Run, my dear little smurfs.

I've got you and I'll get the rest of you too.

[indistinct yelling]

Go ahead, run. You can't escape me.

Get ready. Here he comes.

Oh, drat. Where did they go?

Ha-ha! Ready-made smurf kebab.

[laughs]

I-I-I h-hate smurf kebab.

Smurf for your lives.

This is not logical.

Papa Smurf is Gargamel

or is Gargamel Papa Smurf?

Because if Gargamel isn't Papa Smurf

then Gargamel is..

...Gargamel!

- Run for your smurfs. - This way.

[mews]

- Azrael. - We're smurfed for sure.

[mews]

I-I don't get it.

If you want to eat a smurf, eat him. And leave me alone.

[snarling]

Ouch! Stop, Azrael. What are you.. Ouch! Ooh!

Come on, Azrael, smurf him a lesson.

- Good kitty. - Never mind that, smurfs.

Let's get back to the village, fast.

You fur-brained feline, look what you've done.

You've let all the smurfs escape. Oh, no matter.

Now I know where their village is. Ha-ha-ha!

It's this way. I remember it distinctly.

Then I turn right at this tree. Uh, or is it left?

Then right again, and again.

Funny. I-I don't remember this.

Ah! There it is ahead. Ha-ha-ha!

[gasps]

'My own hovel?'

Oh, no.

Oh, those rotten, miserable little blue beggars

have done it again.

[sobbing]

Someday I'll get them. Someday.

[instrumental music]

How nice to see my good little smurfs happy once more.

Hi, Papa Smurf.

Smurfy day, huh?

Hello, Smurfette. Yes, it..

- Hey, Smurfette. - Hey.

Yoo-hoo, Smurfette.

So, uh, who are you gonna marry, Smurfette?

- It's me. - Oh, marry me.

Well, um, I, uh..

How about someone short, blue and handsome, Smurfette?

- Well, I-- - No, she's gonna marry me.

- Aren't you, Smurfette? - But I, uh..

You're all smurfed in the head. It's me she loves.

- No, me. - Me, me..

(Papa Smurf) Stop, cease, hold it!

There will be no more of this.

Smurfette, you must make a final decision once and for all.

I-I've already thought it over, Papa Smurf. And I've decided..

(all) Yes?

...that I'm too young to get married.

[all groaning]

Besides, I could never pick just one of you

because I love you all.

[all cheering]

[upbeat music]

[panting]

As a wise smurf once said

"There's always next spring."

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