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[theme music]

(male narrator) Long, long ago deep in the forest

there was a hidden village where tiny creatures lived.

They called themselves Smurfs. They were good.

[music continues]

Then there was Gargamel, the evil wizard.

He was bad.

Oh, I hate Smurfs!

I'll get you, I'll get all of you

if it's the last thing I ever do!

[evil laughter]

Oh!

Oh, I'll get you!

I'll find your village someday. You'll be sorry.

(male narrator) Well, the forest is still there.

And if you listen, you may hear Gargamel's rage.

And if you are good, you may just

catch a glimpse... of the Smurfs.

[instrumental music]

[tinkering]

[instrumental music]

bam bam

[bell ringing]

Lunch time!

[burps] Lunch time!

- Yay! - Yay!

(Papa Smurf) 'Ahem.'

Eat hardy, my Smurfs.

Won't you join us, Papa Smurf?

No, Smurfette, I need some rare wrinkle root

which only grows on the far side of the mountains.

But I shall return in a few smurfs.

Meantime, be sure to finish the repairs on the dam.

You can count on us, Papa Smurf.

- 'Bye!' - 'Bye!'

[sobbing] Oh! Oh, I'll miss him so.

[sniffling] Goodbye, Papa Smurf.

[crying]

I hate goodbyes!

Well, you heard Papa Smurf. We have a job to do.

So let's get back to work, work, work!

Keep the smurf on, Brainy. We haven't had lunch, yet.

[Smurfs grumbling]

slurp slurp

Oh, yum! I can just..

I said get to work.

And while Papa Smurf is away

he would want me to be the boss.

Head honcho, numero Smurfo.

Now, look here, Brainy. Who do you think you are?

Uh.. Y-y-your-your natural leader?

[all laughing]

Our leader? Ha ha ha.

Brainy, ha, that's so funny. He he he.

Oh, boy! I wish I'd said that.

[laughing]

[all laughing]

[instrumental music]

So I'm being smurfed at, huh? Well, I'll show them.

I'm a very important Smurf.

[all laughing]

Harmony, you are a Smurf of great musical talent.

- Correct? - Yeah.

Like, I blow a heavy horn. Dig?

[trumpet music]

Stop! Ahem. I mean.. Ha ha. Uh-uh-uh..

A musical maestro of your caliber

is deserving of a higher position.

- I am? - 'Yes.'

And I hereby appoint you King Smurf's first chief

'and spokesman and newscaster.'

Great! Wow!

- Uh, who is King Smurf? - Me, of course.

Now, here's your very first announcement.

But, uh, I'm a bugler.

[drum roll]

Hear-ye! Hear-ye!

"Official law number one.

"All Smurfs shall respect and obey King Smurf..

...or else."

King Smurf? He must be joking.

No, I do the jokes around here.

boom

[sniggering] See?

Well, I've had just about enough of this.

Don't worry, I'll finish it for ya.

slurp

Brainy, King Smurf?

Ha! I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

And fast!

Brainy Smurf!

Uh?

If you think because

Papa Smurf's gone

you can do anything you want

you're bananas.

Uh, Hefty. You're absosmurfly right.

Absosmurfly.

'I can't do it alone.'

- I need someone like you. - Me?

Someone forceful and dynamic

with your courage or integrity.

- Well, I-- - For a top level position.

Top level?

Hefty Smurf

I appoint you

royal general colonel captain of the guards.

You! You! You! You! You and you!

Inside.

[instrumental music]

Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.

Company, halt.

The rest of you, grab your tools, and let's go.

We have a palace to build for His Majesty, King Smurf.

[slurping] A palace?

What? Just a palace-pickin' minute!

We still have work to do on the dam.

If he wants a palace, let him build it himself.

- 'Yeah.' - 'Yeah.'

Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Come on, come on. Get stuffin', you Smurfs.

Now, that's better! Much better.

[instrumental music]

[water flowing]

[pecking]

[water dripping]

squawk

[intense music]

[drum beat]

Presenting..

...our new leader..

...in his even newer palace..

...King Smurf.

I see him but I don't believe him.

(Brainy) My fellow Smurfs..

...your labors have produced a palace of great beauty.

And I would say thanks

if I didn't deserve every bit of it.

Long live King Smurf!

[whistles]

[instrumental music]

(Jokey) Hey, Hefty. I brought you a surprise.

It better be something worthy of a general colonel captain.

I guarantee you'll get a big bang out of it.

boom

[Jokey sniggering]

[all laughing]

- Ouch! - A wise Smurf, huh?

You're under arrest. Now, get moving.

(all) Arrested? Jokey?

(Hefty) 'So then, Your Smurfship, I opened the box--'

And boom. Right? Ha ha ha.

That's one of Jokey's oldest jokes.

Where's your sense of humor Hefty?

- 'Case dismissed.' - Thanks, King Smurf.

Here's a little something for you.

Oh, how nice! I can hardly wait.

boom

[all laughing]

Silence! Throw him in jail!

Jail? Hey, wait.

- Jail? - Jokey?

This is a joke, right? You're just kidding right?

They're not kidding.

(all) Free Jokey! Free Jokey! Free Jokey! Free Jokey!

Now, everybody go home or else..

- Free Jokey! Boo! - Free Jokey! Boo!

Smurfette, what are we going to do?

I don't know, Clumsy.

But we better think of something fast.

[sighs]

[intense music]

[wood creaking]

[water gushing]

[dramatic music]

Oh, hi, guys!

[chuckling]

(all) Shhh.

Quick, Jokey, slide down.

[grunting] I'm trying, I'm trying.

boing

'Ah!'

thud

[gasps] Sound the alarm! The prisoner's escaping!

(Jokey) Ouch!

What is it? What is it?

Rebels, Your Smurfship. Headed for the woods.

Rebels, eh? Don't just stand there. Round up the troops!

- Yes, sire. - I'll soon put a stop to this.

After all, I am the king.

wham

So, now what do we do?

Your smurf is as good as mine.

I say we take a vote.

[yawning] I say we take a nap.

I say we break for lunch.

What do you say, Clumsy?

I say, yikes!

- Yikes? - Yeah.

L-l-l-look what King Smurf and his troops are d-doing.

- 'Is he attacking?' - Worse than that.

(Clumsy) 'They are building a wall around the village'

'to keep the other Smurfs in.'

'And to keep us out.'

'For good.'

This means war. And I hate war.

So do we all, Grouchy. But this time we have no choice.

gulp

[dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

[water gushing]

[upbeat music]

Here they come. Remember, we..

I mean you will fight to the last Smurf.

Alright, troops, open fire!

swish

splat

Hmm, wow! It's fresh smurfberries.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Over here, you jokers.

I hate smurfberries.

splosh

[slurps] Unless, they're fresh.

No, don't stop now. Get smurfy.

[shouting]

Hey, no fair. They're using ladders.

- Yay! - Yay!

- This'll hold 'em. - Glue!

I'm stuck.

I told you this was a sticky situation.

I hate glue.

No! No! No!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

(all) Yeow!

thud

Well well well, how the mighty have fallen.

[Brainy snickering]

(Smurfette) Charge!

[clamoring]

Code red! Stop those rebels. Lift that..

plop

[all clamoring]

(Papa Smurf) 'Stop! Stop! Stop!'

- Papa Smurf? - Papa Smurf?

- Papa? - Papa Smurf?

You should all be ashamed.

You've been behaving like human beings.

Now, our whole village is a wreck.

And what about the dam?

[all gasp] The dam!

[dramatic music]

Bring every log you can find.

It's a matter of smurf and death.

[indistinct chatter]

Shore up the dam. I'll open the flood gate.

[hammering]

Argh!

whoosh

(all) 'Yay!'

Wait, my palace!

It's ruined. It's ruined!

You're lucky that's all that's ruined, Brainy.

The way you all have acted

things could have turned out much worse.

I'm sorry, Papa Smurf. I guess, I got carried away.

'Now, I know there's a lot more to being a good leader'

than just giving orders.

And I promise to clean up all the mess.

Wait, Brainy. We'll all help.

Yeah, we're all in this together.

Yup, uh, we were.

Yup, yup.

But, Papa, what about these things?

Well, Vanity, I'll see that they are put to proper use.

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