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[theme music]

♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

(Papa) Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[intense music]

crackle crackle crackle

Ooh, I hate Smurfs.

♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪

[blows trumpet]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[Azrael snarling]

(Vanity) 'Run, Clumsy, run.'

(Clumsy) I'm running, Vanity, I'm runnin'.

[Azrael snarling]

(Gargamel) That's it, Azrael! That's it!

[cackling]

Give up, smurfs. I've got you this time.

[sniggering]

(Gargamel) 'Yi!'

Ooh!

I think we made it, Vanity.

Don't think, Clumsy, run.

Go ahead. Run, you little blue beasts.

I'll get you soon. Very soon!

(Vanity) 'Oh, Papa Smurf. Papa Smurf.'

We thought Gargamel had us for sure, this time.

Oh, I hope this doesn't give me worry lines.

Hmm. Gargamel has been very persistent lately.

That's the third close call in two days.

I've been thinking.

Life sure will be easier if Gargamel wasn't so mean.

Out of the mouths of Smurfs!

Clumsy, that's it, I know just what to do.

You do?

Gosh! I'm smarter than I thought.

[chuckling]

(Papa) Two drops dragon's milk, one fried spider web.

This is the most difficult portion I've ever smurfed.

It must be powerful, yet gentle, to make Gargamel a nice person.

Poor Papa Smurf's been working in his lab, all night long.

Boy, it sure is hard work bein' a leader.

At last it's finished.

My greatest potion

of personality improvement for Gargamel.

(all) Yay!

I hate Gargamel!

Oh, Papa Smurf, that's wonderful!

Then, it was all my idea. Right, Papa Smurf?

Careful.

[tinkling]

Oh, Clumsy, you got us all wet.

I hate all wet!

Oh, my smurfness me! All that work!

Instead of a personality improver

I've smurfed a personality exchanger.

I hate personality exchangers, too!

I don't know, Smurfette. I kinda like it.

[snoring]

[Azrael shrieks]

Azrael. Oh, Azrael.

I brought you a surprise.

[mumbling]

[meowing]

Meet my foolproof plan to catch the Smurfs.

Here, Snapper.

woof

[shrieks]

arr

Oh, no. No, Snapper.

You're supposed to hunt Smurfs, not cats.

[barking]

I hope this antidote does the trick

because frankly, I'm all portioned out.

[tinkling]

Oh, it's so nice to be me again.

Nothing personal, Grouchy.

I hate personal!

Thank smurfness!

My little smurfs, I have been working too hard.

I need a rest.

Thus, I'm putting myself into a three-day trance.

If there is an emergency, just read these words aloud

and I shall awaken.

Otherwise, I am not to be disturbed.

Goodnight, my little smurfs.

(all) Goodnight, Papa Smurf.

[yawns]

I think Papa has the right idea.

[snoring]

Yeah, we've all been smurfing pretty hard lately.

Hold it, smurfs.

Don't think you can slack off

just because Papa Smurf's in a trance.

Work before play, I always say.

And therefore, I'm going to be assigning jobs

to each and every smurf so that..

Of all the nerve!

Well, I'll show them.

I'll just keep track of what every smurf is doing.

Or not doing.

So I can tell Papa Smurf when he wakes up.

And so they can't read my report, I will write it in code.

[quill scratching]

(Hefty) 'Hey, what you're writing, Brainy?'

Oh. You'll find out soon enough, Hefty.

What was he writing?

I don't know, but I don't like it.

They haven't cut any firewood. Hah, it figures.

Well, I'll have a fire tonight, while they freeze.

[Hefty humming]

- What strange writing. - Let me see.

Oh, it's Brainy's handwriting, but it's in secret code.

What's he up to, anyway?

I don't know what he's up to, but he's been spying on me.

Me, too.

Maybe we oughta do a little spying of our own

and find out what's going on.

- Yeah. - Yeah, smurfy idea.

thwack thwack thwack

Phew, this one's too big.

I'd better find a smaller one.

thwack thwack

Oh, still too big.

I know there must be a smaller one around here somewhere.

Brainy's been acting real strange lately, Tracker.

Snooping around, minding everyone's business, but his own

and writing things in codes.

Hello. There he is, now.

'Hmm. Looks like he's blazing a trail, away from the village.'

Or to it.

[instrumental music]

Ooh, I must find something that will give Snapper

the scent of the smurfs.

If you two cause anymore trouble while I'm gone

I'll turn you both into toads.

[slam]

[snarling]

(Brainy) Next, I'll do my laundry.

I know Papa Smurf will be so proud that I'm the only smurf

who did any useful work.

Here comes Brainy again.

Whatever he is up to, I bet it's not good.

Oh, for smurf's sake, Hefty, why don't we just ask him?

Uh, hey, Brainy. What's that in the bag?

Nothing that interests you, Clumsy Smurf.

Come on, let's follow him.

Ooh, if only I could find something that smells of smurf.

But what, what, what?

Oh, smurfness me!

I forgot my scrub brush.

Look, there's the bag.

Yeah, but where's Brainy?

Who cares? Let's look in the bag.

[all gasp] Gargamel!

Something smurfish, something smurfish.

Aha!

Hmm. What have we here?

Smurf clothing.

Oh, this is perfect!

[cackles] Absolutely perfect!

'Just what I need to find the smurf village.'

[evil laughter]

Oh, thank you, little smurf, for leaving it here.

Thank you.

Oh, gosh!

Did you see that?

Oh, I can't believe it.

Brainy left something for Gargamel.

Something that's gonna help him find our village.

So that's what Brainy's been up to.

He's partners with Gargamel.

[all gasp] Partners with Gargamel?

We'd better wake up Papa Smurf, and fast.

(Smurfette) 'Oh, no!'

'The spell's gone.'

Brainy probably hid it.

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

Please, wake up.

Oh, it's no use.

Now, what do we do?

We'll have to smurf this matter without Papa Smurf.

(Brainy) But I don't know anything about Gargamel coming to the village.

I'm innocent!

Sure, sure, Brainy. That's what they all say.

We're gonna keep you here till Papa Smurf wakes up.

I've gotta escape, and prove I'm innocent.

But how?

[gasps] If I can reach that window.

Ooh, there must be something around here.

Aha!

Handy's catapult. That should do it.

Now, all I need, is a rope to hold it down.

There's gotta be some rope around here.

Aha!

There.

Wait a minute! The door was open.

Whoa!

Great minds cannot be imprisoned for long.

We searched everywhere, Hefty.

Keep lookin'. We gotta find it.

If I find the spell first, I can wake up Papa Smurf

and prove I'm not Gargamel's helper.

Alright, Snapper, now, smell these rotten rags

then sniff out those miserable smurfs for me.

[sniffing]

[barking]

Yikes!

Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

You wretched dog!

Ooh! Eep!

I'll turn you into a wart.

Ouch! Ooh! Ooh-hoo! Ow!

That spell could be anywhere.

(Gargamel) 'Out of my way, smurf!'

I've bigger smurfs to fry.

Gargamel!

meow

Azrael!

[snarls]

Yeow!

[snarls]

[panting] That was close!

[gasps] Papa Smurf's spell!

(Clumsy) 'Oh, gee! Gosh!'

- Brainy's gone! - Gone?

I bet he went to help Gargamel find us.

Come on, Smurfette.

We have to get Papa Smurf, and get out of here.

This had better work, or all our smurfs are cooked.

"I read this spell as our last chance.

Papa Smurf wake from your--"

Oh, no, you don't!

This is probably one of Gargamel's spells, right?

- Wrong. It's-- - 'Help!'

(Clumsy) 'Run, it's Gargamel.'

"I read this as our last chance.

Papa Smurf, wake from your trance."

Brainy. Hefty.

Oh, Papa Smurf. You're awake!

I told you, but oh, no, you wouldn't listen.

[Smurfs screaming]

What in smurf is going on out there?

Gargamel!

woof woof woof

[screeching]

Snapper, come back here. It's smurfs I want, not Azrael.

thud

Oh, what do we do, Papa Smurf?

I don't know, Smurfette.

'Hold your smurfs!'

Maybe this useless potion isn't so useless, after all.

But I'll need your help.

Come to Gargamel, you little blue beast.

[sniggering]

boing

Na, Azreal, can't catch me.

[Azrael snarling]

woof woof woof

Alright, Hefty.

Ready, aim..

Na, can't catch me. Azreal, can't catch me.

[snarls]

Ye-ouch!

Fire!

splat

(Smurfs) 'Yay!'

[tinkling]

Hey, what did.. Wh-what happened?

Why do I look like a, like a cat?

[meowing]

woof woof woof

[shrieks]

Wait, Snapper! I'm not what you think I am!

Yikes!

Stop! Stop! Stop, you stupid mutt!

I'm your master!

woof woof woof

(all) Yay!

[chuckling]

The potion will soon wear off.

And then, poor Snapper will learn

that thing aren't always as they appear to be.

Yeah, we sure found that out today.

Sorry we jumped to conclusions, Brainy.

Uh, yeah. Sorry we jumped on our conclusions, Brainy.

Well, you certainly should be.

Not only was it inexcusable, but it is going to be added

to this growing list of no-no's that I'm going to record

for the reason that--

thud

Well, at least things are back to normal.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

swish