Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ La la la-la la la Sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la Smurf the whole day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

'Simple as can be.'

♪ Next time you're feeling blue Just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin.

[ominous music]

Oh, I hate Smurfs.

Unh!

♪ La la la-la la la ♪

♪ Now you know the tune ♪

[trumpet music]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪

[instrumental music]

- Make way! Make way! - We must see the king.

It's a matter of life and death!

[blows raspberry]

Isn't that funny?

'Doesn't that make you wanna laugh?'

'No? What a grump.'

I'll put a smile on your face if it kills me.

[humming]

[laughs] Isn't that a scream?

No? Here's a joke that always leaves them

rolling in the aisles.

It seems there were two men leading their goats to a..

It's urgent! We must see the king!

[laughter]

What's so funny?

What's so funny?

Wipe that laugh off your face.

Ooh!

How big is this ogre, Perrault?

This is his footprint, sire.

[all gasp]

His roar is mightier than a dragon's.

No.

And worst of all, my king, the ogre is headed this way.

Yiye!

Save me. Don't let him get me.

I'm too young to be an ogre's dinner.

Begging my sire's pardon, but he's not that close.

Do you mind? I'm practicing my hysterics.

Hello. Did I hear someone say ogre?

Allow me to offer my services.

[laughs] It will take more than a mere boy

to vanquish so great an ogre.

I'm not a boy, I'm a squire.

- Enough. - 'Oof!'

Someone must be sent to dispatch this menace immediately.

Sir Broadback

select two of your boldest knights and prepare.

Sire, it would take at least a hundred knights to defeat him.

[gasps]

That's our entire army.

The castle would be undefended.

But we can't allow an ogre to menace the countryside.

Oh, well, alright.

But I just hope there's no emergency while you're gone.

[instrumental music]

Good luck, Sir Broadback.

And hurry home.

The plan is working.

Yes.

[wicked laughter]

Raise the drawbridge.

(squire) 'I wouldn't worry too much, my lord.'

With the drawbridge up, no one can enter. Not even an ogre.

But what if we're attacked? Or put under siege?

With me at your side, there's nothing to worry ab..

Aah! Ouch!

[clattering]

That's what I'm worried about.

Keep working on your needlepoint, Sabina.

I will fetch some tea.

Yes, Dame Barbara.

Good show, Sabina.

(squire) 'Does Dame Barbara know you're practicing your archery..'

'..not your needlepoint?'

Oh, Johan, I want to be good enough

to enter the spring joust.

Will you show me how to split the arrow?

Well, alright.

A little to the left.

Down.

Sabina, tea.

Oh, you haven't made much progress while I was gone.

Uh...uh, no, Dame Barbara.

Hey, have you seen Johan?

I most certainly have not.

I've got to find him. There's a sniper loose in the castle.

[chuckles]

(King) 'This is so unlike Broadback.'

'Six days now without a word.'

It's no use, Johan.

I'll never sleep until my army comes home.

But you haven't even heard my lullaby.

♪ When you cannot get to sleep ♪

♪ When your thoughts are sad and deep ♪

♪ When you're tired of counting sheep ♪

♪ My song will set you free ♪

♪ If life's joys you cannot reap If you strive yet only creep ♪

♪ If your mind is in a heap My song will set you free ♪

Ugh! Peewee, you'll wake everybody in the castle.

[King snores]

My word.

No, my voice.

I told you it was soothing.

He's sleeping like a baby.

[rooster crows]

[King snores]

Ah! Finally.

We've got to do something, Johan.

I can't take another night of this.

Nor I. The solution is simple.

We must find out why we've had no word

from Sir Broadback and the king's army.

I still don't see why we couldn't have breakfast first.

But you just had breakfast, Peewee.

You call two steaks, a half a dozen eggs

three loaves of bread and a kettle of mashed potatoes

breakfast? I was just getting warmed up.

There will be plenty of time to eat

after we've visited Enchanter Homnibus.

'Hello?'

Hail, good fellows.

What business brings you to my lord's castle?

Begging your pardon, sir.

We are but a humble traveling theater troupe

come to entertain at the spring joust.

Unfortunately, the joust has been postponed

until our knights return.

But feel free to seek shelter inside.

Oh, thank you, kind sir.

Onward, Peewee.

[wicked laughter]

(Homnibus) 'Ah, everything is ready, Papa Smurf.'

Now, remember, first the red powder, then the blue.

Yes, Homnibus, first the red, then the blue.

Ready, Brainy?

You can count on me, Papa Smurf.

I'm always ready, smurfing and able to help

because I'm your assistant and--

- Brainy! - Sorry, Papa Smurf.

Now, Papa Smurf, I'll stir while you pour.

First the red.

- Brainy! - Oh, then the blue.

(Johan) 'I just hope Enchanter Homnibus is home.'

I just hope he has something to eat.

[explosion]

[coughing]

Homnibus.

Homnibus, are you alright?

[all coughing]

(Homnibus) Yes.

I think it should've been blue powder first, then the red.

So you see, Master Homnibus, we desperately need your help.

An ogre, eh? I've never heard of an ogre

'in this part of the kingdom.'

'That's more in your line, isn't it, Papa Smurf?'

Well, I do know one potion that works well against ogres.

But everything I need is in my lab.

What are we waiting for? Let's go.

Johan, look.

Now, this is a magic wand.

[kisses the wand]

[muffled groaning]

Oh, please, Master Homnibus. He won't do it again.

Well, it's against my better judgment.

I say once a ham always a ham.

But for you, Johan

alekzip alkazee.

If you should ever want to change him back

I will be happy to do the honors

Thank you. And farewell, Homnibus.

- Come, Biquette. - Goodbye and good luck.

Oh, I'll never be able to eat ham again.

Be glad Homnibus changed you back

before Greedy Smurf saw you.

[explosion]

First the blue powder, then the red.

Well, an anti-ogre potion is a very complicated formula, Johan.

It may take me a while.

Just work as fast as you can, Papa Smurf.

Don't worry. I'll smurf my best.

But I must not be disturbed.

Don't worry, Papa Smurf. We'll keep them busy.

Have a surprise, Peewee.

A surprise? Oh, boy.

Is it edible?

[explosion]

Not really.

[laughter]

Very funny.

Where is this ogre, Johan?

(Yohan) That's what we have to find out, Hefty.

What an adventure.

Ah, we never have adventures like that.

But maybe we could.

Hmm. Almost done. Just a little longer.

All ready, Papa Smurf?

Yes, Johan.

One of these vials is enough

to knock out even the mightiest ogre.

I'm giving you two just in case you lose one.

But remember, it has the same effect on humans.

You mustn't breathe it

or you will fall asleep instantly.

Thank you, Papa Smurf. We'll be careful.

Won't we, Peewee? I'd better keep these.

Sir Broadback and the knights must have taken this road.

But there's no trace of them.

Maybe they chased the ogre into the woods.

Or maybe the ogre chased them.

(Johan) 'Hello. What have we here?'

Ogre tracks?

No, hoof prints.

They lead this way.

Then I'm going this way.

Yeow!

The ogre. Help!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

He's got me!

No, Johan. Don't. It's-it's..

It's Sir Broadback's horse. And there are the others.

But where are the knights?

(Johan) 'Something's amiss, Peewee.'

And the answer lies at the end of that trail.

[horse neighs]

Ride, Bayard.

Wait. Don't leave me. Wait!

Sir Broadback!

Whoa, Biquette, whoa.

Johan, the knights.

'I found them.'

(Sir Broadback) 'There was no ogre, Squire Johan.'

It was just a trick to get the king's army

out of the castle.

That villain, Perrault, led us into a trap.

So I see.

Don't worry. Peewee's on the job.

A little more to the left, if you don't mind.

Right. Uh, I mean, left.

Hm. It's stuck.

[nervous chuckle] Well, accidents do happen.

We were taking one of Perrault's shortcuts when..

Don't touch that rope, Johan.

See?

We stopped for the night, the villains doused us

with water from the Rusty River.

And our armor rusted even as we tried to get it off.

We'll see to unrusting the others.

No, Johan. I'll take care of that.

You ride back and warn the king.

'Perrault intends to seize the castle'

'while it's undefended.'

So that's the scoundrel's plan.

Let's get moving, Peewee.

[dramatic music]

Let's just hope we're in time, Peewee.

Now, this is an adventure.

Ah, yeah, but shouldn't we tell Johan and Peewee we're here?

Not yet. Wait until we get to the castle

or they may try to send us home.

The drawbridge is up.

That's a good sign.

Look, Johan. On the ramparts.

It's the king.

Hail, sire, is everything alright?

Uh, yes, uh, quite alright.

Uh, I'll lower the drawbridge.

- Yaah! - Giddyup, Biquette.

Your Majesty, we must act quickly.

The ogre story was a trick.

That man, Perrault, is a traitor.

'And he is plotting to take the castle'

'while it is undefended.'

I know.

You know? But how?

[Perrault laughs] 'I've already taken the castle'

young squire, and the kingdom is now mine, as it should be.

I'll have a thing or two to say about that, knave.

[laughs] Seize him.

Quick. Across the bridge.

We're trapped.

What kind of "welcome home" is that?

It makes me mad.

Peewee!

I'll wager you thought you had the jump on me.

(Peewee) 'Haha! You scoundrels aren't as tough as you look.'

[female voice] 'Oh, Johan.'

[female voice] 'Help me. Help!'

- Sabina. - 'Hurry, Johan. Please.'

Help. Save me.

Be brave, princess. I'm coming.

Unhand the..

[men grunting]

[woman laughs]

The oldest trick in the book. And you fell for it.

A stunning performance, Cendrillon.

Now, get that runt Peewee.

Peewee!

Hey, how are we going to find him in the dark?

Peewee!

- Unh! - Ow!

This way, Biquette.

Don't worry, Biquette. I've got a plan.

Yeow!

But this is not part of it.

Unh!

Peewee. Oh, I was hoping you had escaped.

So was I.

Well, why the long faces?

There's always a secret passage

a trap door or a tunnel in a dungeon.

All we have to do is find it.

I'm afraid you're wasting your time, Peewee.

This dungeon is escape-proof.

'No secret passage, no trap door and no tunnels.'

- How about a hidden shovel? - No.

- A secret key? - 'Uh-uh.'

- A crowbar? - No.

A file? A saw? A chisel?

No, not a one.

[sobs] We're trapped.

(Perrault) 'Your Highness.'

- It's Perrault. - What does he want?

It might be of interest to you

that this is the only key that can open your cell.

It would be a shame, don't you think

if something were to happen to it?

Are you taunting us, Perrault?

Not at all, Squire Johan. I was merely..

- Oops! - The key.

(Perrault) 'Oh, how clumsy of me.'

[laughs] And I was planning to let you all go.

Too bad.

[laughs]

Why do you wanna go and do that?

It's not only mean, it's rude.

- Let me at him. Let me go. - Calm yourself, Peewee.

Let me out of here.

- 'Johan. Peewee.' - What the..

- 'Dreamy Smurf.' - Hello, Peewee.

(Johan) 'And Hefty, Handy, Clumsy.'

- Hello, Johan. - Hi.

Oh, yeah, hi.

But what on earth are you doing here?

- Well, you see, it was like.. - We came along..

Because we wanted to have exciting adventures

like you and Peewee.

Well, you certainly have your wish.

In fact, you may have saved us all.

Let me have my cape.

Ready, Johan?

Alright, Smurfs, this isn't much of a rope

it'll have to do.

You all know what you're supposed to do?

(all) Recover the key from the bottom of the moat.

(Johan) 'Good luck.'

(Hefty) Here we go, Smurfs.

(Dreamy) Maybe this kind of adventure is best left to humans.

Gee, I hope the water's not cold.

(Dreamy) It's not cold, Clumsy.

It's freezing.

[instrumental music]

[all gasp]

Oh, this hero stuff is a lot harder than it looks, Johan.

(Johan) 'You're too modest, Clumsy.'

It was a job well done.

Now, if we can do our part as well.

Hup!

Now, if I can just reach the lock.

[grunting] Just a little closer.

I wanna know what we're gonna do if we do get out of here.

This castle is crawling with villains.

Don't worry, Peewee.

- I have a plan. - 'Well, what is it?'

I'll tell you later.

I've...got it.

Unh!

What do we do next, Johan?

We must gather as many suits of armor as we can.

Let's go.

Ha ha! Nothing like an early breakfast, eh, Perrault?

Aye.

I think this kingly life agrees with me.

And I was born to be a queen.

I'm finished, servant. Remove my plate.

Remove it yourself.

Oh, please, let me help.

Look out, you wretched serf.

Oh, forgive me.

I do apologize, Your Majesty.

Well done.

Well, time to go to work.

'After all, there are burdensome taxes to levy'

and innocent people to oppress

and other kingdoms to conquer. [laughs]

Now, where shall we start?

Taxes, I think.. What?

'No. No, it can't be.'

The king's army

but, but it's just not possible.

I'm afraid it is possible, Perrault.

You.

We have you surrounded, villain.

Throw down your arms and surrender.

'Or I will order the king's forces to attack at once.'

I sure hope Handy's inventions work.

(Johan) 'Don't be a fool, Perrault. We outnumber you!'

No, I don't know how you did it.

But I will not surrender my crown.

To arms! To arms!

They've made their choice.

Fire at will!

Well, we wanted an adventure.

Yeah, we sure got it.

Fire!

Yes, sir, Your Highness.

[coughing]

Peewee, Perrault has retreated into the castle. Follow me.

Oh, no.

Oh, Sabina. I never thought mopping could be such fun.

[chuckles] Nor I.

There he is.

Here, meddlers. Catch up on your reading.

[laughs]

Look out!

Uh! That was close.

The sleeping oil, Peewee.

Yeah, this will take care of that scoundrel.

Wait here. I'll chase Perrault right into your sights.

Right. And then I'll let him have it.

I've lost him. Now to esca..

- Going my way? - What.. You again.

You won't make a fool of me, Johan.

I won't have to, villain.

You do a much better job all by yourself.

[crash]

I'll get you if it's the last thing I do.

I hope Peewee doesn't miss.

The minute that villain runs through the door, I'll..

Oh, boy. Here he comes.

Gotcha.

Oh, Peewee, you..

What the..

I'm sorry, Johan.

Anyone can make a mistake.

Besides, you were supposed to be chasing him.

[snoring]

So those knights are merely empty suits of armor.

We've been tricked. Charge!

Oh, dear. Here they come and we're out of ammunition. Oop!

Well, well.

Those knights were merely empty suits of armor, eh?

Yes, but by now, Johan and Peewee

have captured your leader. The trick worked.

(Perrault) 'Wrong.'

I have captured the tricksters.

The battle is over. We have won!

Oh, gee, I thought the good guys always won.

What are we going to smurf now?

Look, it's the king's real army.

(Clumsy) 'But they can't get in.'

Unless we lower the drawbridge.

Let's get smurfing.

Perrault, the king's army is outside the gate.

So what? They can't get in. [laughs]

- Oh, my goodness. The Smurfs. - The what?

They're trying to release the drawbridge.

- I must help them. - Sabina, come back here!

I can't seem to get the knot undone.

It's stuck.

Where do you think you're going?

Let me go.

You should never lay hands on a princess.

No use. Too tight.

If I can just..

(villain #1) 'Stop her!'

What a shot.

- Whoa! - She smurfed it.

Forward!

There, much better.

Now, if we can just awaken Johan and Peewee

'we can finally put an end to this business.'

[yawning]

Johan.

There's that villain, Perrault.

I've-I've got one vial of potion left

- just for you. - Peewee, don't!

Oh! Oh!

[all snoring]

(Johan) 'But they're on our side.'

Well, how was I supposed to know?

You know how I am when I first wake up.

You know that I-I..

[snoring]

Johan? Johan?

Oh, well. If you can't beat them..

...join them.

[snoring]

[theme music]