Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ La la la-la la la sing a happy song ♪

♪ La la la-la la la smurf it all day long ♪

[whistling]

Smurf along with me.

[whistling]

Simple as can be.

♪ Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin ♪

I hate smiles.

♪ Happy things will come to you ♪

So smurf yourself a grin!

[intense music]

[crackling]

Ooh, I hate Smurfs!

♪ La la la-la la la now you know the tune ♪

[blows trumpet]

♪ You'll be smurfing soon ♪♪

[theme music]

[evil laugh]

This is my lucky day, Azrael.

I can feel it in my bones.

♪ La la la-la la la la la.. ♪♪

Hey, Smurfs! Watch this!

[laughing]

[Smurfs laughing]

Did you hear that, Azrael?

meow

I told you this was my lucky day.

(Smurfette) 'Come on, Jokey. We still have a lot of firewood to collect.'

[gasps]

Gargamel!

(Smurfs) Run for your smurf!

(Gargamel) 'You won't escape me this time'

you disgusting blue skin wretches.

meow meow meow

[screaming]

[grunts]

Hey, look!

screech

[Smurfs gasp]

(Smurfette) 'Jokey, be careful!'

[laughing]

He's unconscious. So is Azrael.

Wouldn't it be smurfy if they were always this nice?

[laughing]

Oh, that would be heavenly.

Yeah, heavenly. I wish..

Hey, that gives me an idea.

Keep an eye on him. I'll smurf right back.

So, that's the plan.

[laughing] What do you think?

- Sounds great. - Let's do it.

I hate plans.

Okay.

Tailor, you smurf the costumes.

Handy, you smurf the scenery.

'And hurry, Gargamel and Azrael will wake up soon.'

fizz fizz fizz

'Wake up, wizard. Wake up.'

Ah.. Huh!

meow

Ah! W-w-what's going on here?

'W-who are you?'

[laughing]

Isn't that pretty obvious?

[gasps] Oh, no.

You mean, I, I've passed away?

That's one way of putting it.

But-but I made it...up here?

I knew I was right to hate those wretched Smurfs.

Actually, wizard, we kinda like Smurfs up here.

You do? I mean, you do.

[laughing]

And on the basis of your record

your future doesn't look too good.

Aah!

Uh-ah-ah. No, peeking.

[trumpeting]

[screaming]

You, you, you, you're not..

You're not going to send me...down there.

meow meow

(Jokey) 'I'm afraid so.'

meow

[both gasp]

No, Azrael. Go climb a tree.

We're in enough trouble.

There's only one way to save yourself, wizard.

Oh, yeah. Only one.

[laughing]

You must go back and be good to the Smurfs.

Good? Uh, uh, to the Smurfs?

meow

[trumpeting]

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Just don't send me down there.

[laughing] Very well.

Close your eyes and count to ten.

And remember, be good to the Smurfs.

Yes, yes, I'll remember. I'll remember.

One, two, three, four

five, six, seven, eight

'nine, ten.'

meow

We're back, Azrael. Oh, thank badness.

Uh, I mean, I mean thank goodness.

I'm a new wizard. You'll see.

I'm good, good, good, good.

Come, Azrael, we must find some Smurfs.

To be kind to.

[meowing] You got to be kidding me.

Ha, here they come. He-he-he.

Let's see if it worked.

screech

(Smurfs) Gargamel.

meow

Run! Oh, run!

Wait, wait, wait. Don't run, please.

I'm a nice fellow now. Please.

I want to be your...friend.

You wonderful, lovable, adorable creature.

Oh, this is revolting.

Oh, no, Gargamel. You have trapped us.

No, no. Uh, I want to be, to be, good to you.

(Smurfs) Good to us?

Come on, we weren't smurfed yesterday.

- This is a trick. - Oh, no, no trick.

I've changed. I'll do anything for you.

meow

No, Azrael.

meow

Did you say anything?

Yes, yes, anything. Just name it.

Well, uh, there are a few chores

we could think of.

How is it smurfing, Gargamel?

Oh, fine, fine.

Oh! Just fine.

You mean smurfy, don't you?

Yes, smurfy. Yuck!

That water isn't too cold for you, is it Gargamel?

[laughing]

Yeah, we wouldn't want you to catch a cold.

Oh, no, no, it's absosmurfy p-perfect

my a-adorable little f-f-f..

[sneezing]

meow

[Smurfs laughing]

Smurfy day for a picnic, huh, Smurfs?

You can smurf that again.

Sure you have enough paint there, Gargamel?

[laughing]

Uh, plenty of, plenty of paint.

- Don't forget the bottom. - Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[cracking] Ow! Ooh!

I'll get you for this, you miserable little..

What's that, Gargamel?

Oh, I-I-I was just saying

that I-I can't remember ever having so much fun.

Thanks a smurf, Gargamel.

It was...heavenly having you help us.

[groaning] Oh..

[sneezing]

[laughing] Yeah! Our plan worked real--

Hey, smurf you tomorrow.

- Old pal, old friend. - See you tomorrow.

And idle hands are the devil's workshop and..

I bet Gargamel knows all about the devil's workshop.

[laughing] Right, Gargamel?

Oh, right.

meow

[Smurfs laughing]

- 'Pick smurfberries.' - Smurfed.

Prepare bridge over River Smurf.

- Smurfed. - Repaint Smurf Dam.

[laughing] All smurfed, Papa Smurf.

My Smurfs, you are certainly getting a lot of work smurfed

my little Smurfs, I'm very proud of you.

Well, you see, Papa Smurf, we tricked Gar--

Let's go, Smurfette. Papa needs his rest now.

(Handy) 'Now, don't you worry, Papa Smurf.'

(Vanity) 'We're smurfing care of everything.'

(Jokey) 'And we mean everything.'

[Jokey laughing]

My-my, what good little Smurfs.

I think Papa Smurf shouldn't know about Gargamel.

He will, Smurfette, soon as his leg is better.

Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

And by that time, Gargamel will have done

all of our work for a year.

(Smurfs) 'Yeah, for a year.'

[laughter]

Well, I think you're all making a big mistake.

I can't take it anymore, Azrael.

Being nice to those disgusting, nauseating, blue wretches

goes against every fiber in my wonderfully evil body.

- Greetings, wizard. - Aah!

meow

[laughing]

Thought we'd drop down for a little visit.

Oh, uh, uh, wonderful.

Here's a list of chores for tomorrow.

[sighs] Oh..

Well, uh, here goes nothing.

meow

meow

If I were you, wizard, I'd keep him on a chain.

Uh, I will, I will.

I hate chains.

Until later, wizard. Keep up the good work.

Huh?

Oh..

meow

Why, those deceitful little wretches.

It's one of their devious tricks, is it?

Well, this is the last time they'll ever trick me.

Because now I know just how to destroy them.

[evil laugh]

[evil laugh]

Ah, what a smurfy day.

I feel as good as smurf.

'Smurfette. Smurfette.'

Where is every Smurf this smurfy morning?

Oh, Papa Smurf, they're with, with Gargamel.

Gargamel?

I'm not so sure we should bring you into our village, Gargamel.

Oh, but, but, don't you see

once I'm in your village

I'll be able to do so much more to you.

Uh, I mean, for you.

Well, I guess it's alright.

It's about time Papa Smurf learned about the new you.

And boy, oh, smurf, will he be proud of us?

[all laughing]

[hammering]

[Smurfs gasp]

[Jokey laughing] Don't worry, Smurfs.

Gargamel's just here to help with our chores.

Oh, that's right. I-I'm here to, ha-ha, help.

In fact, I think I'll help myself

to a few of you.

[Smurfs scream] Oh, no!

(Gargamel) 'After them, Azrael.'

meow

Give up, you despicable blue-skinned vermin.

You don't stand a chance.

(Papa Smurf) 'Just what do you think you're smurfing, wizard?'

What? What-what? What's this?

'This is your conscience speaking.'

meow meow

Conscience? Ha. I don't have a conscience.

- 'Oh, yes, you do.' - Hey!

'Leave this village. Leave these Smurfs alone.'

Don't be ridi..

Will you stop that.

'Not until you leave this village.'

Alright, alright. I'm going.

'And don't forget the cat.'

Come on, your miserable beast.

'Faster, wizard.'

Oh. But I'll never be able to find my way back there again.

That's the idea.

Hey, ooh, ow!

Hey, ooh, hey, ouch!

Boy, we're lucky that cloud saved us before Gargamel got us.

And, uh, before Papa Smurf found out what we did.

[laughs] Next time we better plan a little better.

'No more plans, Jokey Smurf.'

[Smurfs gasp]

'Next time I'll tell Papa Smurf.'

'Do you understand?'

Oh, yes. Yes, great conscience.

Now, be good. All of you.

(Smurfs) Yes, great conscience.

'I'll be watching.'

(Smurfs) Ooh!

How did it smurf, Papa Smurf?

Absosmurfly perfect, Smurfette.

They went for it, smurf, line, sinker...and eggs.

[chuckles]

[theme music]