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"This movie is based on a true story that happened
after Hong Kong's handover."
Subtitle by PandaRG
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"due to some parties still currently being engaged
in the police force,"
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and places of the incidents..."
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This is a robbery!
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Don't move!
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Lie down!
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What are you doing? I said lie down! Are you deaf?
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No.
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You said don't move, so how can I lie down?
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And if I lie down, then why can't I move?
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Ah, we have a talkative guy!
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You're one smart little monkey,
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aren't you?
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Aren't you?
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Freeze! Don't move!
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We're at the scene and need backup!
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Stay away!
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- Sir
- The suspect is inside holding 50 people hostage.
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Call the negotiation team
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- and have SDU on standby.
- Yes sir!
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Don't come any closer!
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Or I'll kill her!
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I'm inspector Lau Chi-wai.
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Tell me what your demands are,
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but don't hurt the hostages.
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- Get me a car!
- Wait!
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It's horse racing day so traffic's bad...A plane!
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Get me a helicopter in 15 minutes...
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...otherwise I'll kill her!
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Errr inspector...
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I'm hungry-
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How's it going?
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The suspect's mentally unstable.
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We'd better agree to some of his demands.
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He wants pizza.
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Get over here!
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Not you!
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The pizza boy!
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- Which do you want?
- I want the stuffed crust one.
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We don't make those...
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What do you mean you don't make them?
And you call yourself a pizza delivery?
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Well, you didn't order the stuffed crust
in the beginning.
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How can it be good without the cheese inside?
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No way, I want the stuffed crust.
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What's so great about the cheese? It's fattening
and has tons of cholesterol.
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I don't care, I'll kill this chick!
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Fine, okay.
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Don't get so worked up.
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I'll order one for you right now.
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Hey, where's the helicopter?
There's just three minutes left!
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OK, calm down.
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Look, I fulfilled one of your demands already.
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Shouldn't you let some hostages
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- go at least?
- I don't care!
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If the helicopter doesn't get here in 3 minutes,
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I'll kill this foreign girl!
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L...have Hong Kong permanent residency!
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- You smart ass!
- Hey!
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Go,go,go!
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Go where? The guy's already surrendered. Go home!
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As long as the helicopter doesn't
get here in 3 minutes, I'll shoot her!
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Hello?
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Seriously?
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The female hostage just now...
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...her nipples were hard under her dress.
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You see everything!
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I don't know why you think it's such a big deal.
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I don't understand how women can go out
and not wear a bra!
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What's the big problem?
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The girls in Boston don't wear bras either.
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Without bras,
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it's normal that their nipples jut out.
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For fuck's sake...
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...this ABC can speak Cantonese
but always uses English words.
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It's so complicated to use three syllables:
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Nip-ple-s.
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In Cantonese it's so much easier:
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I-I-n!
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Hey, what time is
the Portugal vs. England game tonight?
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11pm. But why bother, Portugal will lose.
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No no, I want to see Cristiano Ronaldo.
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What's so great about him?
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- His skills with the ball!
- You can watch Ronaldo,
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and I'll surf for my porn.
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Enlarge it!
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No, rotate it, "then" you enlarge it.
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Damn dirty horny bastards.
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Bro! We're in a police van.
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You can drive faster!
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You won't get a ticket!
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I'll shower first.
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Go ahead.
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"Regarding SDU Training course in United States."
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"Headquarter decided to send A-team to States
in order to unleash their best qualities."
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You're looking for me?
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Sir, I want to know why you chose the A-team?
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You know that SDU hasn't won
a single award in many years.
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This year we have a chance...
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...since the SAS team isn't that strong.
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Don't be like that. You know your B-team
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can't even run 10km in half an hour!
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Sir, it was raining the last time we ran.
A-team didn't have to face the rain.
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This is just one of the problems.
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Hey, how's your English?
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I dated a white girl before!
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OK. How do you spell "September"?
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S-E-P...
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I'm definitely faster than Joe at loading guns...
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...and he can't beat me in close quarter combat!
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A team is not just about one person.
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You gotta have team spirit!
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Josh told me that he wants to move to A-team.
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- Huh?
- If you were a good leader...
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...then your team members wouldn't ask for that.
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Josh wants to transfer to A-team?
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I was working, how can I answer the phone?
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Of course you can answer your phone anytime.
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You're a receptionist!
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I thought if one person signs then it's okay?
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No.
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I used to deal with your father as well.
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This is a long-term contract...
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...I must have both signatures.
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You should speak with him quickly.
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This is a
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good buyer...
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- Shall I...
- No, definitely not. Let me think it over.
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Hey, is there anything else?
If not then I'm leaving.
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Who said we're done?
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Let me take a shower, then we'll go for a drink.
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Who's more attractive to you
girls with big chests.
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Or girls with flat chests but no bras?
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What the fuck is up with your question?
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Why can't big-breasted girls also not wear bras?
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Why should I choose?
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Yeah, your question already has problems.
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But if I really have to choose?
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OK, then...
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...big-chested girls.
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You're totally shameless!
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Hey Missy, I can't always be around you 24-7...
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...I need time for myself too.
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Never mind, if you're not happy being with me...
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...let's break up.
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I tell you this, Cheung Suk-yee...
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...it's not that I don't understand you.
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You don't understand me either!
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Maybe we should've gotten to know each other
better before we started.
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No need.
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Just throw them all away.
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But that's really how she asked!
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What?
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They are talking about the other departments
going out for "special massages".
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So I went in...
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...and she asked me if I wanted a facial!
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Fuck no, I didn't come for a facial.
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I came for a...
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Thanks!
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So I told her I didn't want a facial.
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And I still regret it to this day!
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Why?
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Do you know what a facial is?
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They mean using this pair...
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...right over here.
Then she pushes your face into them...
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...and then the facial begins!
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Hey, hey!
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Sorry, sorry.
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Sorry! Speaking of which,
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why don't we get going already?
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Are you sure? If you're up for it,
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then I'm in!
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I'm ready anytime!
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Right now?
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I'm watching the game...
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Umm...yes, it's about to start.
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Watching others score...
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...while you yourself can't score is just stupid.
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Come on, let's go!
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So this is serious?
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If so, then I gotta call my morn to
tell her I'll be back late.
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Fucking hell, you're a mama's boy?
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Will you ask for your mom's permission...
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...before shooting a robber?
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What the fuck are you doing?
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He's called Dried Shrimp,
so of course he's gonna be wimpy.
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By the way, why are you called Dried Shrimp?
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Just say it. You'd tell it sooner or later anyway.
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- Fine, you're the one who OKs it.
- Well?
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You didn't join the team yet...
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...but during Chinese New Year last year
there was a big case.
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I've heard of it.
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...and our Dried Shrimp here gained
his fame as a hero.
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We received some intelligence...
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and the two teams set off for
the criminal Wang Tao's den.
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Got to the target location,
carefully standby at the back door.
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First broke the through the front door, then light bomb
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and barged in the house.
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Dried Shrimp was guarding the front door,
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we got in and there we see someone
lying on the floor...
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...as we moved closer...
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...they opened fire at us...
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...it was definitely "let the bullets fly".
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It was so small and crowded...
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...just had to carry on and fight.
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They fire, we fire.
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We fire, they fire.
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They fire, we fire.
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Suddenly..."boom", the ceiling came crashing down.
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It was Wang Tao, he blew up the wall
so that he can escape.
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Dried Shrimp received call and chased after him...
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...he got shot twice.
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Luckily he wore bullet-proof vest.
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Wang Tao walked up to him
and open fired at his head.
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He was shit scared and curled up into a ball.
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The lucky boy, the bullet got caught
and didn't hit him.
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Wang Tao then ran off.
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The ambulance came
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and he was still curled up like a Dried Shrimp.
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And you know what? The name Dried Shrimp
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is now renowned throughout the police force.
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Fuck you man!
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If it wasn't for you, no one would call me that!
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Hey, but no one is lying here.
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When we got there,
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he really was curled up
like a dried shrimp.
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To be fair, I think it's OK. At least you tried.
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Exactly! If I see him again,
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I will personally arrest him!
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Now this is a perfect example of...
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...all talk and no action!
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Hahaha.
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So what do you think of the match tonight?
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You're nuts! Portugal's
bound to lose England has Beckham!
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I don't think so, I think England will fuck it up.
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Portugal...will lose for sure.
It's just a matter of by how much.
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- Are you so sure?
- Totally sure!
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Then why don't we bet on it?
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$2000. We just bet on
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- who wins and loses.
- Hey, I want in on it too!
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This doesn't involve you!
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I will only bet with one other person.
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You're not scared, are you?
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Shall we listen to my suggestion?
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What now?
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Instead of wasting money on a bet...
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...why not spend it on a blowjob instead?
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Let's go!
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You're a fucking pervert always talking
about kinky subjects.
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If we hurry up then we can still make it
to Shanghai Street.
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Instead of Shanghai Street,
why don't we just go to Macau?
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There's a new place that just opened
there called "No. 1 Clubhouse".
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- Really nice.
- What is it?
258
00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,417
A nightclub and the girls are sizzling hot.
259
00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,459
Going to Macau is not a bad idea.
260
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:26,959
We can eat crab congee there too!
261
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:28,417
Fucking dumb-ass!
262
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:32,126
We're talking about call girls
and you talk about crab congee!
263
00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,251
Come on, if we hurry we can also
catch the game as well!
264
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:35,876
Stop. You guys remember what's in PGO?
265
00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:37,792
SDU is a sensitive unit...
266
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,292
...we must register before we can leave
the territory.
267
00:13:39,459 --> 00:13:40,292
Then call the boss
268
00:13:40,459 --> 00:13:42,792
and tell him you're going
to Macau! There, registered!
269
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:44,251
Are you nuts? It's 8pm on a Friday night...
270
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:45,876
...and you want to call the boss
and tell him we're going to Macau!
271
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,626
Why not just tell him that
we're going for prostitutes!
272
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,959
- Then just say it. What's the big deal?
- You guys call him then.
273
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:49,917
I'm not doing it.
274
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:54,709
Someone told me there's an exhibition
on relics going on there.
275
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,292
Let's just tell our boss we're attending that!
276
00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,792
Actually, I'm a devout Buddhist.
277
00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,501
But how do you say the word in English?
278
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,584
I know!
279
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,917
She-le-chi
280
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:06,001
Fuck you!
281
00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,459
It's not that hard, is it?
282
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:09,834
It's considered rather blasphemous, but let's go.
283
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,626
Wait wait, this really doesn't work.
284
00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:16,501
The four of us going together
to Macau on a Friday night...
285
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,917
to see relics?
286
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:20,709
Seriously?
287
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:22,501
He has a point.
288
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:27,667
Forget about it. Let's just watch the game.
289
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,542
It's not like we don't have other solutions.
290
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:30,501
Really?
291
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:33,876
Before I was in SDU...
292
00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,084
...I was part of an operation in Pak Nai.
293
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,834
We detected a speedboat gang
294
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,626
smuggling illegal immigrants into Macau.
295
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,876
Seriously? Smuggling people into Macau?
296
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:44,917
Sure! For example, some are out on bail...
297
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,876
...but want to go gambling.
298
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:52,001
At Pak Nai, you pay,
and then they bring you over to Macau.
299
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,709
When you're finished...
300
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:56,626
...you just catch a ride back!
301
00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,501
Sounds exciting! Then we can even go
and eat crab congee.
302
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,709
Yes, you're right!
303
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,459
Wow you really do love crab congee!
304
00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:05,542
That's because it's really good!
If you're there, how can you not try some?
305
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:09,876
Like I said, if we want to go,
we can already be on that boat.
306
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:14,001
What's everyone's opinion?
307
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:17,001
I just follow the others.
308
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:22,292
Look, we're police officers and SDU members.
309
00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:24,376
You're seriously suggesting that
we illegally smuggle ourselves
310
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,334
into Macau to look for prostitutes?!
311
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,834
It's so ridiculous.
312
00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:30,876
If you're that desperate...
313
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:34,501
...I'll go with you to Shanghai Street instead.
314
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,251
OK?
315
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:37,542
Girls we will definitely get...
316
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:41,834
...but how often do we have
the whole B-team together like this?
317
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,917
Why be such cheapskates?
318
00:15:45,209 --> 00:15:47,042
Let's be sugar daddies together!
319
00:15:47,209 --> 00:15:49,417
That's right,
320
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:50,584
we'll be the best team ever!
321
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:51,917
It's too dangerous!
322
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,084
If you don't even have the guts
to face such dangers...
323
00:15:54,251 --> 00:15:55,959
...then why are you still with SDU?
324
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,251
We've handled much riskier missions before.
325
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,417
You aren't afraid to shoot guns...
...but you're scared to shoot your load?
326
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,584
It's not that I don't dare, but do we really
have to smuggle ourselves across?
327
00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:07,459
Why don't we ask everyone in the team?
328
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:10,709
Why don't we ask everyone in the team?
If you agree to go, raise your hands.
329
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:21,001
Forget it, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna stay and watch the game.
330
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,542
- Let's go! what are we waiting for?
- Sit down!
331
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,917
We're a team, that means we stick together.
This is called "team spirit"!
332
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,292
If even one of us won't go...
333
00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:33,626
...then the whole operation is called off.
So now we all watch the football match together.
334
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,084
What the fuck? This is ridiculous!
335
00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:38,792
I need to fuck, he doesn't.
So why don't I get to go?
336
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:42,417
Come on, let's all go together.
337
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,459
To be honest, I've never hired a hooker before.
338
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:46,876
When it comes to call girls...
339
00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:48,334
...you just need to know two words:
340
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,501
...in and out.
341
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,417
It's either going in or coming out.
342
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,417
If you choose someone right for you,
then you lie down.
343
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:58,751
Whoever finishes first and gets up, wins.
344
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:00,626
- Isn't that right?
- But isn't there
345
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,501
an easier way to do this?
346
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,709
Nope.
347
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:07,084
Desperate times require desperate measures.
348
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:11,167
I christen this operation...
349
00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:12,209
..."Sex War"!
350
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,834
This is for the unity of our B-team.
351
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,792
Josh Chan, whether this operation succeeds
or not depends on you!
352
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,751
You know I've had this flu for over half a year.
353
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,792
Maybe if you let me sweat it out...
354
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,459
...I'll get better.
355
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,626
So help me out here, okay?
356
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:29,459
- Fine, whatever.
- Good going, men! Synchronize watches!
357
00:17:30,376 --> 00:17:31,459
Dismiss!
358
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:34,459
We go immediately to get ferry tickets!
359
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:36,334
I thought we're sneaking across,
so what's this about tickets?
360
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:37,876
You still gotta act smart.
361
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:38,876
Sergeant, you sort out the tickets.
362
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,042
I'm gonna quickly pop over to Yuen Long.
363
00:17:40,251 --> 00:17:41,042
Then we meet at Pak Nai.
364
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:43,542
No.1 Clubhouse, it's here.
365
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:48,042
Hey, big guys! Come in, come in.
366
00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:50,126
We don't have time. We need 4 tickets
to No.1 Clubhouse immediately.
367
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:52,001
But there are many different packages.
Tons of choices,
368
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,042
like the "Environmental Blowjob".
Come in and we'll chat!
369
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,251
- Wait, what's an "Environmental Blowjob"?
- Just come in
370
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:56,667
- and chat first.
- Wait, what's an "Environmental Blowjob"?
371
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,459
What would you like, boss?
372
00:17:58,792 --> 00:17:59,542
Some "magic water".
373
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:00,542
What brand?
374
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:01,542
The strongest one.
375
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,001
Okay, please wait.
376
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,876
So this is what you need to buy?
377
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,126
It's much more fun with it.
378
00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,042
Oh! The "Environmental Blowjob"
379
00:18:10,251 --> 00:18:12,042
The "Environmental Blowjob" doesn't use condoms.
380
00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:14,209
Less condoms used means less rubbish.
381
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:17,584
So it's more environmentally friendly, hooray!
382
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,834
So what does "Best Young Selection" mean?
383
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:22,917
- It means little girls.
- Fuck off!
384
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,459
- ...How little are you talking?
- Minors!
385
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,126
No way, that's messed up!
386
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,251
...Are you serious?
387
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:32,542
Of course not.
388
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,584
You go ahead and buy it. I'm good.
389
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,417
Why are you so difficult?
390
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:39,376
Asking what this is and how much it costs...
391
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,584
Once we're there,
392
00:18:43,751 --> 00:18:46,542
every second costs money.
393
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,001
With this medicine...
394
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:53,126
...it basically guarantees your money's worth.
395
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,001
Do you really need to go to such extremes?
396
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:58,584
Our money is earned through our sweat and blood.
397
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:01,251
So I'm not gonna waste even a cent of it.
398
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,876
There are lots more selections here.
What's up your alley?
399
00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:05,959
Do you prefer
400
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:07,626
chest or ass?
401
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,792
You can double up overnight by
starting at No.1 Clubhouse...
402
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:13,417
...then we go for a Darling massage
and finish off with a night's stay.
403
00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:16,751
All for $3800 per person. What a bargain!
404
00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:18,376
It's too expensive. Got anything else?
405
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,376
Ah I understand.
406
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,542
I'll introduce something else to you then.
407
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,292
Let me introduce these to you.
408
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:28,709
This oil comes from India.
409
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,376
This is called "Never Gonna Fall".
410
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:34,834
And this new product from Taiwan
is called the "101 Tower".
411
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:38,751
These aren't right for you?
How about this one: "The Weeping Woman".
412
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,542
The Weeping Woman?
413
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:44,792
Dad! Sorry...Why do you still want to sell these?
414
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:47,542
The last time you used it,
the women still haven't fully recovered!
415
00:19:48,126 --> 00:19:50,251
Don't you feel bad for them?
416
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,251
Yes, that's right, this one is too strong!
417
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,542
Girls aren't right for you?
Then how about muscled guys?
418
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:55,834
Why would I want guys?!
419
00:19:56,209 --> 00:19:57,751
And why do the men look kinda dark?
420
00:19:57,917 --> 00:20:00,459
They are Thai!
421
00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,251
Thai boys are more popular these days.
422
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,667
But hustlers are a bit more expensive
than hookers. Yeah!
423
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:07,459
How much more?
424
00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:09,084
One cock equals three chicks!
425
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,584
Hey, don't waste time talking about this!
426
00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:14,251
No need to be upset.
427
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,042
We have plenty to choose from.
Just give me a minute!
428
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,376
Hold on.
429
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:20,376
Everyone's bodily needs is different.
I'll take this one!
430
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:24,001
No really...This one is too powerful,
and it's expensive to boot.
431
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,251
Expensive means that it's effective. I'll take it!
432
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:29,417
These three are $300 each. But this one is $1000!
433
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,126
- Give me 4 bottles.
- Wait a minute none for me,
434
00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,542
so just 3 bottles.
435
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:33,626
3 bottles!
436
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,292
Dear, please get 2 more of these.
437
00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:36,126
Dad!
438
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:37,709
Just listen to dad!
439
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,959
Mules!
440
00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,417
They are a big hit recently.
441
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:47,417
But you need one week of advance booking.
442
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:49,334
Not to worry,
443
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,417
horses and sheep are readily available!
444
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,542
Stop telling me about animals!
445
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,876
Just give me 4 tickets to
No. 1 Clubhouse, that's it!
446
00:20:57,042 --> 00:21:00,417
Fine, fine. But you're sure
you're not into animals?
447
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:09,542
You're thinking I've done it before?!
448
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:12,251
No...Anyways, let me make a call first.
449
00:21:17,334 --> 00:21:18,459
Yes...we're paying now.
450
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,084
Oh, thank you!
451
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:24,209
Just a friendly reminder, only two drops.
Don't go overboard.
452
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,792
Just give them to me.
453
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,209
- No need for bags.
- Thank you!
454
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,751
- Let's go.
- Hey, you hold it!
455
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,917
See,dad?
456
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:37,667
I told you this is how to sell them!
457
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,834
Your acting classes are really proving useful!
458
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:42,376
We earned another $3000.
459
00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:49,042
Big Fei-Lung? Yes, Peter referred me to you.
You got a boat going to Macau?
460
00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:52,459
4 people, 15 minutes...Wait for us,
we're on our way.
461
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,542
You're kidding, they say England will
win the cup this year!
462
00:21:55,751 --> 00:21:57,667
Why is it surprising?
They have Beckham and Rooney.
463
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:01,626
Beckham? When do they ever do well when he plays?
464
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,501
Football is all about teamwork.
465
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:08,959
What's up?
466
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,292
The car is stalling. Should we check it first?
467
00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,792
Is it the car or is it you who's stalling?
They said in 15 minutes.
468
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,209
Fine.
469
00:22:29,251 --> 00:22:32,251
Take all your money out!
470
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,334
Ka Ho, you take care of the cash.
471
00:22:36,209 --> 00:22:39,376
So we put our wallets, IDs and keys into the bag.
472
00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:43,959
Lock it inside the car.
473
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,126
It's not safe to leave it here.
474
00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:48,876
Yes it's not safe, but it's still safer
than taking them to Macau.
475
00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:50,251
If we get searched there,
476
00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:52,376
at least they won't know we are SDU.
477
00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:55,584
This time we just take the cash
and our phones. Are we clear?
478
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:56,959
No problem.
479
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,501
B-team, ready?
480
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,001
Yes sir!
481
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:01,167
Let's go.
482
00:23:15,542 --> 00:23:18,542
Hi, Mr. Lee! Hello everyone.
483
00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:21,042
I just need to put some goods on board
then we can take off.
484
00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:22,376
Hey, there's four of us, so here's $4000.
485
00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:25,376
No rush, no rush! Please board first.
486
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:28,626
- Alright, everything's sorted.
- Good.
487
00:23:28,959 --> 00:23:32,376
Here's some lemon tea. It won't be long now.
488
00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:34,292
- Thanks.
- Here!
489
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,917
- Thanks.
- You're not sitting with us?
490
00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:37,584
I get sea sick.
491
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:40,709
What did he say?
492
00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,209
He gets sea sick.
493
00:23:42,376 --> 00:23:45,209
He's afraid of seasickness?
Then why doesn't he just walk to Macau?
494
00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:46,626
Maybe walking there will make him even sicker.
495
00:24:14,417 --> 00:24:17,667
Hey, it's Friday night, so there'll be
lots of people at N01. Clubhouse.
496
00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:19,209
Do you want me
497
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:21,459
- to call you a taxi?
- No need, it's fine.
498
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:24,084
But this No.1 Clubhouse place, is it any good?
499
00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,167
- I've never been there.
- What?
500
00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:26,917
You live in Macau...
501
00:24:27,084 --> 00:24:28,167
...and you've never been there?
502
00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:31,626
I've been to enough of those places
when I was younger. My daughter is almost 3.
503
00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:33,417
You guys have fun.
504
00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:36,542
I'll be at the bar at the end of the street.
When you guys finish, call me.
505
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,084
When will you be done?
506
00:24:38,251 --> 00:24:39,417
Oh...in 5 hours.
507
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:42,001
Don't leave without us, ok? Give him $1000.
508
00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:43,626
No problem.
509
00:24:43,876 --> 00:24:48,292
We must leave before sunrise,
otherwise too many marine police around.
510
00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:49,709
We'll call you then.
511
00:24:49,876 --> 00:24:52,792
Thanks, and have a great time!
512
00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:12,959
Welcome!
513
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,459
Please hold on, you'll be up soon.
514
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:22,334
OK, OK.
515
00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:24,167
Sir, did you make a prior reservation?
516
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:27,334
Reservation? I have tickets!
517
00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,001
Please wait.
518
00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,917
Even with tickets, we have to wait?
I'm wilting here!
519
00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:41,001
Welcome!
520
00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:08,667
Wow, you're getting hard already?
521
00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:10,542
Please come in, handsome!
522
00:26:10,751 --> 00:26:11,542
So what?
523
00:26:11,751 --> 00:26:13,667
You're so horned up already,
524
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,001
and we're not
even close to getting laid yet!
525
00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:16,542
Mind your step.
526
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:20,834
Hey lady, why do we have to wait, and they don't?
527
00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:24,001
They are our VIP guests!
528
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,959
You gentlemen just have tickets,
so you'll have to wait!
529
00:26:27,876 --> 00:26:31,542
She looks friendly on the outside,
but inside she's full of disdain!
530
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,376
Do you have rooms now?
531
00:26:34,751 --> 00:26:35,751
Yes, straight away!
532
00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:37,334
Please come this way!
533
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:39,876
This way please.
534
00:26:40,626 --> 00:26:41,751
Bring us some fruits!
535
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:43,584
- Just a second.
- And ask the mama-san to come!
536
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:51,584
Welcome, good gentlemen!
537
00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:56,959
My name is Andy, Andy Ho...ho. Hahaha!
538
00:26:57,126 --> 00:27:00,334
Hold on...why is the mama-san a man?
539
00:27:00,584 --> 00:27:03,334
Sigh, we're a single-parent household,
so I have to act as both mother and father.
540
00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:05,584
Plus, you're not messing around with me...
541
00:27:05,751 --> 00:27:08,584
...you're messing with my girls, right?
542
00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:12,084
Anyways, welcome, welcome...
543
00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:15,959
Welcome!!!
544
00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:19,209
Any special requests?
545
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:22,292
Due to my religious beliefs, I don't eat pork.
546
00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:24,459
So you can kindly skip your first round
of the "pork chop" types.
547
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:26,084
What makes you think the ladies
in the first round will look fat?
548
00:27:26,251 --> 00:27:28,209
It's to make the girls
549
00:27:28,376 --> 00:27:30,001
in the second round look better.
550
00:27:30,292 --> 00:27:32,459
Just skip the nonsense and get to the point.
551
00:27:32,792 --> 00:27:34,167
You guys are veterans!
552
00:27:34,459 --> 00:27:35,792
Hold the pork chop, hold the pork chop.
553
00:27:36,209 --> 00:27:38,251
OK! Any other requests?
554
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,584
One word:
555
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:40,959
they have to be "experienced".
556
00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:45,959
No problem! Older women, right? Hahaha,
the older ones are more experienced...
557
00:27:46,126 --> 00:27:47,292
Are you making fun of me?
558
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,417
Relax! Haha...
559
00:27:53,876 --> 00:27:57,251
I know, you want big tits! Go!
560
00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,501
This guy's pretty wacky.
561
00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:01,126
Haven't I seen him
at another club before?
562
00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:02,626
People like him, they just go
from one place to another.
563
00:28:03,501 --> 00:28:05,334
Here we go, boss!
564
00:28:17,251 --> 00:28:21,751
Congratulations and welcome.
565
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,501
Welcome to Andy Ho Ho's "tit" art exhibit.
566
00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,626
I'll let them introduce themselves.
567
00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:30,167
Hello, I'm Mani, from Heilongjiang.
568
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,626
Hey long what?
569
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:33,584
Hi, I'm Linda, and I'm from Dalian.
570
00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:34,751
Big Linda!
571
00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:37,334
Hello, I'm San San from Tsingtao.
572
00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:38,626
Tsingtao beer?!
573
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,792
Hi everyone, I'm Siaoyee, from Chengdu.
574
00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:42,917
Seoul and Chengdu?
575
00:28:43,042 --> 00:28:46,167
I'm Dalina, and I'm from Mexico.
576
00:28:46,334 --> 00:28:48,042
Mexico!
577
00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:51,334
I'm Jolin from Fujian. Pick me!
578
00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:52,959
Pick you? Hahaha!
579
00:28:53,126 --> 00:28:55,834
Hi boss, I'm Sze Sze from Guangxi.
580
00:28:56,042 --> 00:28:57,042
Guangxi?
581
00:28:58,459 --> 00:28:59,292
What's with you?
582
00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:00,751
Umm? Dunno, suddenly I feel scared.
583
00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:05,292
Oh yeah! Aren't the ladies pretty?
584
00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:07,126
Gentlemen, please select your choices.
585
00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,792
Hey Dried Shrimp, you go first since
you're the most desperate.
586
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:16,751
Hurry up! You're not trying to choose a wife here!
587
00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,751
Andy?': Z f
588
00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:22,209
Do you have anyone with short hair and no chest
589
00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:25,751
but is good at massage therapy?
590
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:28,251
No way, you come all this way
591
00:29:28,417 --> 00:29:29,334
just to look for a tomboy?
592
00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,626
So you'd prefer the girls from the first round?
593
00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:34,251
Ask a pork chop with no tits to come.
594
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,626
Ok, please wait a moment. And you three?
595
00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:37,959
Fine, you! Since you were so enthusiastic.
596
00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:39,084
Jolin!
597
00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,376
- Second from the left!
- Linda!
598
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,209
Are you okay?
599
00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:49,751
- First left.
- Sorry?
600
00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:51,751
- First left!
- First left!
601
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:53,709
Mani!
602
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:55,751
- Did you need to be that loud?
- He can't hear me!
603
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:58,834
Congrats! Wow, I can't believe that in just the
604
00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:03,126
1st go all the clients have made their choices.
605
00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,709
This is truly amazing!
606
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:08,959
Andy, do we pay $200 extra for a trainee?
607
00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:11,584
Of course! We have trainees. Who wants one?
608
00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:13,584
- All of us.
- Not me.
609
00:30:13,751 --> 00:30:15,501
This isn't just about you.
610
00:30:17,376 --> 00:30:19,001
These girls came all the way to Macau
611
00:30:19,126 --> 00:30:22,292
just to make a bit of money.
612
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:25,584
But once they arrive here, they realize that...
613
00:30:26,209 --> 00:30:28,042
...they don't yet have the skills
to do their job well.
614
00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:29,792
So for $200, you can help them out.
615
00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:32,792
This is what you
616
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:34,751
call helping those in need...
617
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,459
...to learn valuable skills in life.
618
00:30:37,959 --> 00:30:42,792
I mean, $200 is nothing to you, right?
619
00:30:43,001 --> 00:30:45,292
Fine, fine, I'll have one.
620
00:30:45,584 --> 00:30:49,251
I'm so touched! I'm so grateful to all of you.
621
00:30:49,417 --> 00:30:52,542
So, shall we get ready?
622
00:30:52,959 --> 00:30:54,459
The 4 trainees, stand by.
623
00:30:54,626 --> 00:30:58,792
Sit back for a bit, ok? See you shortly!
624
00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:01,959
Now let's tie up some loose ends.
You sure you don't want this?
625
00:31:02,751 --> 00:31:03,584
If you don't, then I'll take it.
626
00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:08,251
Hold it, hold it. Two drops only!
627
00:31:11,792 --> 00:31:14,501
First, I want to explain to
you the upcoming procedures.
628
00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:17,459
You take care of the front;
you help push with your boobs.
629
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:19,126
After showering, both of you
630
00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:21,334
then come at me together. Understand?
631
00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:23,626
Sounds good! I'll go strip.
632
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:26,792
Go, go. How long have you been a trainee?
633
00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:34,501
Get you fucking clothes back on!
634
00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:36,542
What's wrong? Aren't we doing the boob push?
635
00:31:36,709 --> 00:31:37,709
Boob push needs boobs to be able to push!
636
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:41,126
You're all bones. You're lying!
You're probably not even from Dalian!
637
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,667
But I'm really from Dalian!
638
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:45,584
But you just conned me into believing you
have a big rack!
639
00:31:45,751 --> 00:31:48,376
You'd get arrested if you were in Hong Kong.
640
00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:49,917
Get me the mama-san!
641
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:59,542
Hurry up! Come on in, you hunk! Sit down!
642
00:32:01,251 --> 00:32:03,209
- Is this your first time?
- Mmm.
643
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,251
Wow, you have really big feet!
644
00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:10,542
You know what they say,
big feet means other parts are big too.
645
00:32:10,751 --> 00:32:11,584
Mmm.
646
00:32:11,751 --> 00:32:14,542
Hey sister, bring the stuff over here.
647
00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:18,876
Oh, you're so nervous!
648
00:32:21,084 --> 00:32:22,084
Please have some tea.
649
00:32:23,001 --> 00:32:23,834
Thank you.
650
00:32:24,001 --> 00:32:25,417
That's not for him to drink.
651
00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:27,251
It's for me to use later on.
652
00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:31,834
Have some candy then?
653
00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:33,709
That's not for him either!
654
00:32:34,251 --> 00:32:36,667
I'm going to use it on him later.
655
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,459
Hey, it's cold, why don't you wear something.
656
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,417
Corning, boss!
657
00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:47,126
Hey,hey,hey!
658
00:32:47,292 --> 00:32:49,084
- What are you doing?
- I'll do it myself.
659
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,126
You're cheeky!
660
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,417
Hey,hey,hey!
661
00:32:53,584 --> 00:32:54,459
I like it!
662
00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:57,709
Thank you! But just massage is ok,
no need to fondle.
663
00:32:57,876 --> 00:32:59,376
You're so sensitive!
664
00:33:00,209 --> 00:33:03,251
Hey...don't move, don't move!
665
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,751
I just want massage, nothing else.
666
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:06,792
Good idea!
667
00:33:06,959 --> 00:33:08,959
- Good evening boss!
- Let me help you.
668
00:33:09,167 --> 00:33:10,209
Good!
669
00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:13,792
Boss, I'll start stripping then.
670
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,417
No complaints from me!
671
00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:21,626
Wow, I didn't expect that you not only
have a small mouth...
672
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,459
...but also a small rack!
673
00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:29,167
What's your name?
674
00:33:29,334 --> 00:33:29,834
I'm Ling Ling.
675
00:33:30,001 --> 00:33:32,001
Ling Ling good name!
676
00:33:33,209 --> 00:33:35,167
Why is a beauty such as yourself
677
00:33:35,334 --> 00:33:37,251
working here at a brothel?
678
00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:39,501
It's because I'm new
and don't have much experience.
679
00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:42,959
Exactly, you're just lacking some experience.
680
00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:45,501
But here's your chance.
681
00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:47,501
Why don't you gulp down some tea first?
682
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:49,001
Boss, I can't do it.
683
00:33:49,209 --> 00:33:51,167
It's company policy we can only fondle...
684
00:33:51,334 --> 00:33:52,751
...but no mouth.
685
00:33:53,001 --> 00:33:56,667
I understand that it's a big company,
and rules cannot be broken.
686
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:57,834
That much is certain.
687
00:33:58,001 --> 00:33:59,126
Boss, you're such a good person!
688
00:33:59,959 --> 00:34:01,001
Yes, I'm a very good person.
689
00:34:01,167 --> 00:34:03,751
The other clients
690
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,834
wouldn't think about your future...
691
00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:07,126
...so they would never help you.
692
00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:09,251
But I think we share a similar fate...
693
00:34:09,876 --> 00:34:13,417
...so I will help you.
694
00:34:17,542 --> 00:34:19,542
Boss!
695
00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,584
Sorry for the misunderstanding...
696
00:34:21,751 --> 00:34:23,209
You're full of shit!
697
00:34:23,376 --> 00:34:25,876
You give me fakes and expect me to take it?
698
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:28,376
You waste my time and spoil my mood as well!
What now?
699
00:34:28,542 --> 00:34:29,876
It's a misunderstanding.
700
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:32,959
I'll get you another and promise
that the next one will be a home run!
701
00:34:33,126 --> 00:34:34,167
Hurry!
702
00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:36,459
Come in!
703
00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:39,126
Boss!
704
00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:43,709
Wait, let's check the goods first.
Stand over there.
705
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,126
Sure, no problem.
706
00:34:47,209 --> 00:34:48,501
Jump up and down 1O times.
707
00:34:52,417 --> 00:34:54,542
See? This is what you call the real deal.
708
00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:55,876
No way!
709
00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:59,042
She's got fake ones too!
Why choose her and not me?
710
00:34:59,376 --> 00:35:02,251
Because at least with her it's injected
inside her boobs...
711
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:06,834
...unlike yours which is
falling out everywhere! Go home!
712
00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:09,917
Hey handsome, do you want to shower first?
713
00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,417
No need.
714
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,584
Then I'll take one!
715
00:35:13,751 --> 00:35:15,834
Wait a sec.
716
00:35:18,542 --> 00:35:19,376
Do you need to use the mouth wash?
717
00:35:21,501 --> 00:35:23,667
This stuff is all for her use later.
718
00:35:24,417 --> 00:35:25,209
Oh.
719
00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:35,876
Had dinner yet?
720
00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:38,126
Yes.You?
721
00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:39,459
Me too.
722
00:35:41,042 --> 00:35:42,376
You just joined?
723
00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:44,126
A few days ago.
724
00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:47,084
Have you gone out and looked around yet?
725
00:35:48,251 --> 00:35:49,334
Not yet.
726
00:35:49,959 --> 00:35:51,126
But want to go see the ruins of St. Paul's.
727
00:35:52,459 --> 00:35:55,042
The ruins of St. Paul. Nice place.
728
00:36:01,709 --> 00:36:02,792
Have a candy.
729
00:36:21,709 --> 00:36:24,584
Do you want me to do massage first?
730
00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:30,792
Let's finish this first.
731
00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,376
Hey, hey! What are you doing?!
732
00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:04,834
What do you mean? This is normal.
733
00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:06,542
I'm famous for my magic hands...
734
00:37:07,001 --> 00:37:08,417
...and my special massage.
735
00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,334
There's really no need.
736
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,959
I don't need a "happy ending".
737
00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:14,376
Just a normal massage, okay?
738
00:37:14,876 --> 00:37:16,626
You're so thoughtful! Alright.
739
00:37:16,792 --> 00:37:18,334
- Thank you!
- Come on!
740
00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:24,042
Company policy says you can't suck, right?
741
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:29,376
But you can instead use your mouth to "fondle".
742
00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:32,209
That won't break the company policy...
743
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,209
...surely?
744
00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:46,334
Oh ouch, ouch!
745
00:37:46,501 --> 00:37:48,667
Boss, sorry, are you okay?
746
00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:49,834
Shit, that really hurts!
747
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,709
You give me back my own pubic hair?
748
00:37:59,084 --> 00:38:02,167
Hey good-looking, did you wait long?
749
00:38:02,584 --> 00:38:03,834
Hurry and get undressed!
750
00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:08,251
You need a massage?
751
00:38:19,459 --> 00:38:21,417
Sister, sit over there.
752
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:32,917
Do you need a massage?
753
00:38:36,876 --> 00:38:37,959
No thanks.
754
00:38:44,292 --> 00:38:45,417
What does this mean?
755
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:46,584
It's a normal random police check.
756
00:38:46,751 --> 00:38:49,459
Just show your ID to the officer
757
00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:50,917
you don't even need to leave.
758
00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:52,667
Oh Shit!
759
00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:56,792
Boss, I can't! Just now you already went way
over the line.
760
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,292
Hey, just let me taste it once.
761
00:38:59,459 --> 00:39:01,667
- I cannot!
- Boss, phone call.
762
00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:04,251
Yes?
763
00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:06,126
Dried Shrimp!
764
00:39:06,292 --> 00:39:10,667
There's no Mainland police officers here,
just Macau ones. They don't arrest clients.
765
00:39:12,292 --> 00:39:13,001
I cannot...
766
00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,167
A bit, just a bit.
767
00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:15,334
- I really cannot!
- Just a touch?
768
00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:17,542
Boss, your phone!
769
00:39:20,417 --> 00:39:22,667
- What now?
- Keung, we really need to leave now!
770
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:26,792
I told you, they are not here to arrest clients...
771
00:39:26,959 --> 00:39:28,667
...they just check IDs.
772
00:39:28,876 --> 00:39:30,584
Exactly they check IDs!
773
00:39:31,626 --> 00:39:32,709
Oh Shit!
774
00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:35,251
You call Josh, and I call Ka Ho.
We leave in 1 minute!
775
00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:40,084
Bloody hell, what oil did you use? Is it expired?
776
00:39:40,417 --> 00:39:42,001
No, I just opened it...
777
00:39:45,334 --> 00:39:47,626
What the fuck?! You can't even tell
the difference between water and oil?
778
00:39:47,792 --> 00:39:49,709
- And you call yourself a massage therapist?
- Sorry...
779
00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:56,334
What's up?
780
00:39:58,126 --> 00:40:00,709
Captain, what's going on?
781
00:40:01,126 --> 00:40:03,376
Police check! Be outside in 45 seconds.
782
00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:05,209
No fucking way!
783
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,917
- Here's some tips.
- Thank you sir.
784
00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:13,709
Thank you.
785
00:40:13,876 --> 00:40:15,042
What's your name?
786
00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:16,167
I'm Lily.
787
00:40:16,334 --> 00:40:18,209
Lily, bye.
788
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:44,167
Everything's fine.
789
00:40:44,751 --> 00:40:46,334
Enjoy. enjoy!
790
00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:50,584
Hey boss, the police check is nearly finished.
You can have more fun soon.
791
00:40:50,751 --> 00:40:51,292
Go,go,go!
792
00:40:52,792 --> 00:40:53,751
YOU, stop!
793
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:29,251
It's a dead end!
794
00:41:29,709 --> 00:41:31,251
- Here, this way!
- What?!
795
00:41:31,417 --> 00:41:32,751
They're coming! Don't think, just jump!
796
00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:34,751
Ahhhh!
797
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:36,376
Yahhhh!
798
00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:37,917
Yahhhh!
799
00:41:40,084 --> 00:41:41,459
- Jump!
800
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,792
I can't, my legs are like jelly
and my dick is hard!
801
00:41:46,959 --> 00:41:48,501
Normally you can do it, so just go for it!
802
00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:49,876
Quick! They're here, quick!
803
00:41:50,042 --> 00:41:51,251
Hurry!
804
00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:54,167
You guys go. Just leave me!
805
00:41:54,334 --> 00:41:55,501
Then let's go.
806
00:41:56,459 --> 00:41:58,501
Let's run first, then think of a way
to rescue him.
807
00:41:58,667 --> 00:41:59,292
No!
808
00:41:59,709 --> 00:42:03,417
We came together as a team,
we'll leave together as a team!
809
00:42:03,709 --> 00:42:04,792
If you move, I'll shoot!
810
00:42:06,751 --> 00:42:09,501
Stop, don't move!
811
00:42:09,667 --> 00:42:12,334
Run! Don't worry about me!
812
00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:14,084
Hands UP!
813
00:42:21,001 --> 00:42:22,376
Wow, the station is packed today!
814
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:28,417
The four of you, get in there.
815
00:42:31,126 --> 00:42:32,334
Thank you sir.
816
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:34,042
Shall we call a doctor?
817
00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:35,459
No need.
818
00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:39,376
Please take out your wallets, keys, mobile phones.
Everything in your pockets.
819
00:42:39,876 --> 00:42:40,959
- Hey, let's go!
- What's the matter?
820
00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:42,959
Beckham is injured!
You can do this later let's go now!
821
00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:44,292
You guys stay put!
822
00:42:48,876 --> 00:42:50,709
I told you Beckham will leave the field.
823
00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:53,167
There's still Rooney that's enough.
824
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:56,042
Can one guy like Rooney save the whole team?
825
00:42:56,417 --> 00:42:59,084
I don't know if one person can
save the team or not...
826
00:42:59,667 --> 00:43:03,376
...but now I know one person
can harm the whole team.
827
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,542
Why do you keep on groaning?
828
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:10,209
No...the thing is so stiff, it's painful.
829
00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:12,417
I told you two drops only!
You had to be greedy...
830
00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:13,792
It wasn't me!
831
00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:16,084
The chick didn't know
and used half the bottle!
832
00:43:16,251 --> 00:43:19,001
Fine, fine! Why don't you turn around
and sort yourself out?
833
00:43:19,209 --> 00:43:20,792
Can you be quiet afterwards?
834
00:43:22,209 --> 00:43:23,542
Don't look, guys!
835
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:24,917
Fuck!
836
00:43:28,667 --> 00:43:30,042
I told you we shouldn't have come.
837
00:43:31,084 --> 00:43:32,167
Look at what's happened!
838
00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:34,167
Even the name of the operation is stupid.
839
00:43:35,084 --> 00:43:36,209
What the fuck is your problem, huh?
840
00:43:37,001 --> 00:43:41,001
Huh? We all decided to come together...
841
00:43:41,501 --> 00:43:43,917
...but now you're fucking blaming me?
842
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:49,251
You forced me!
843
00:43:49,417 --> 00:43:53,209
I forced you? If you weren't horny as well...
844
00:43:53,792 --> 00:43:55,751
...how in the world would I force you?
845
00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:58,459
This "Sex War" operation was
agreed upon by everyone.
846
00:43:58,792 --> 00:43:59,959
Where's your sense of shared responsibility?
847
00:44:00,126 --> 00:44:01,626
You shouldn't even be in the SDU!
848
00:44:03,167 --> 00:44:04,876
Now you're talking about the SDU?
849
00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:06,959
Do you know how many rules we broke tonight?
850
00:44:07,126 --> 00:44:07,959
This "Sex War" operation...
851
00:44:08,126 --> 00:44:08,876
- I'm the commander of this operation!
- We left Hong Kong
852
00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:10,251
- without approval...
- I didn't say
853
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:11,084
this operation has failed,
854
00:44:11,251 --> 00:44:12,126
- so it will continue!
- ...Illegally entered Macau...
855
00:44:12,292 --> 00:44:13,292
- This is an order!
- ...hired prostitutes, resisted arrests.
856
00:44:13,459 --> 00:44:14,209
- I'm the commander of this operation!
- Any one of
857
00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:16,501
- these could get us fired!
- Are you challenging me?
858
00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,834
Keung, let's forget it...
859
00:44:19,959 --> 00:44:22,376
You finish your jerking off!
None of your business!
860
00:44:22,876 --> 00:44:23,459
Come on...
861
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:25,959
This fucking bastard has looked down
on me for a long time!
862
00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:28,709
You want to transfer to another team?
863
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,542
We're harming your career, right?
864
00:44:32,126 --> 00:44:33,376
I'm not a good enough leader for you, is that it?
865
00:44:39,126 --> 00:44:45,084
You're the leader, right? Let me ask you this.
What should we do now?
866
00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:48,167
Shall we go out there and tell them we're all SDU?
867
00:44:48,334 --> 00:44:49,417
Let the papers put us on the front page?
868
00:44:49,626 --> 00:44:52,501
SDU members going to Macau to look for hookers?
869
00:44:56,792 --> 00:45:00,834
As the leader of the B-team
and "Sex War" operation commander...
870
00:45:01,501 --> 00:45:04,501
...after assessing our current situation,
I have reached a conclusion.
871
00:45:04,667 --> 00:45:05,709
Our best move is to...
872
00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:09,501
escape!
873
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,251
You mean altogether?
874
00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:13,876
Because I heard "everybody"
875
00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:17,126
I totally agree with you, but how?
876
00:45:29,709 --> 00:45:31,167
Got any small change?
877
00:46:02,209 --> 00:46:03,209
Hold on.
878
00:46:03,376 --> 00:46:05,751
Go, go, go...Come on...
Come on...Oh crap!
879
00:46:05,959 --> 00:46:07,251
Trying an overhead kick?
880
00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:13,792
OK, back to business.
881
00:46:13,959 --> 00:46:16,042
Hey, let's finish the second half first.
882
00:46:16,209 --> 00:46:17,542
Nah, you guys carry on.
883
00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:21,584
Oh shit! The suspects escaped!
884
00:46:25,667 --> 00:46:26,876
They took this all down?
885
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:31,584
Hello? Sir...
886
00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:36,667
sorry...the four suspects got away.
887
00:46:38,584 --> 00:46:41,042
What were you doing? You didn't cuff them
and didn't put them in a cell?
888
00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:42,792
The cell is already full, sir.
889
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:46,834
Three days ago, we received
classified information.
890
00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:49,417
Wang Tao brought more men
891
00:46:49,584 --> 00:46:52,042
to Hong Kong via Macau.
892
00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,959
From the method they used in their escape...
893
00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:55,667
...we believe your four men
894
00:46:55,834 --> 00:46:58,417
may be part of Wang Tao's gang.
895
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:00,251
Everyone get ready for a briefing in 10 minutes.
896
00:47:00,626 --> 00:47:03,501
We must arrest them! Understand?
897
00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:05,126
Yes sir!
898
00:47:11,334 --> 00:47:12,292
Shit!
899
00:47:13,334 --> 00:47:15,459
Give them a call. Tell them
to turn around we'll pay them extra!
900
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:17,501
- I don't have the phone on me.
- What?!
901
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:18,792
It's in my trousers.
902
00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:35,959
Hey guys, heading back to Hong Kong?
903
00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:38,292
- You want to leave right now?
- Yes, now!
904
00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:39,542
$2000 each. We leave now.
905
00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:40,751
Give it to him.
906
00:47:42,334 --> 00:47:43,501
My money is in the trousers too.
907
00:47:43,667 --> 00:47:44,792
What?!
908
00:47:44,959 --> 00:47:47,334
If you don't have the money, don't waste my time!
909
00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:48,917
No no...here, take my watch!
910
00:47:49,084 --> 00:47:49,917
I'll withdraw money
from the ATM once we land.
911
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:51,917
I don't have time for this nonsense. Assholes.
912
00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:57,626
Go back and get your trousers.
913
00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:02,042
You must be kidding we just got out!
You have a death wish or something?
914
00:48:02,459 --> 00:48:05,542
And you call yourself a cop? They just checked
the place why would they go back?
915
00:48:05,709 --> 00:48:07,126
Fine, whatever you say.
916
00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:08,959
Give me 10 seconds.
917
00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:30,209
What's going on?
918
00:48:30,792 --> 00:48:32,209
Nothing. Shall we go?
919
00:48:35,626 --> 00:48:36,709
Hurry up!
920
00:48:42,626 --> 00:48:43,501
What?
921
00:48:48,209 --> 00:48:52,126
Fuck, the flat-chested girl stole all my money!
Get the mama-san, quick!
922
00:48:52,876 --> 00:48:54,251
Why would I have the mama-saws number?
923
00:48:55,126 --> 00:48:56,042
Oh Shit!
924
00:48:56,209 --> 00:48:57,376
It's Lily.
925
00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,334
It's a friend.
926
00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,376
Friend? What kind of friend?
927
00:49:02,084 --> 00:49:04,126
She's the trainee in my room.
She can be trusted, it's okay.
928
00:49:04,751 --> 00:49:06,751
Where's the flat-chested girl?
She stole all my money!
929
00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:08,626
How would she know which flat-chested girl?
930
00:49:09,917 --> 00:49:13,751
Police! Open the door! Police! Open the door!
931
00:49:14,334 --> 00:49:15,292
Coming!
932
00:49:18,376 --> 00:49:19,751
Have you seen any suspicious men around?
933
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,459
- Yes!
- Where?
934
00:49:23,626 --> 00:49:24,334
While I was walking past,
935
00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:26,334
I saw 4 guys over there arguing...
936
00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:30,751
Oh, the sound proofing here isn't great.
937
00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:33,126
They should be over there.
Why don't you have a look?
938
00:49:33,292 --> 00:49:35,959
You'd better not be lying.
If we don't catch them, we'd have to punish you.
939
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:37,751
Sir, you're on duty.
940
00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:40,459
Who's your mama-san? What's your name?
941
00:49:40,626 --> 00:49:42,292
I don't have one. I'm Nancy.
942
00:49:42,459 --> 00:49:43,209
Nancy?
943
00:49:43,376 --> 00:49:45,792
You can flirt later. Over there, right?
944
00:49:46,542 --> 00:49:47,376
Thanks.
945
00:49:52,084 --> 00:49:52,959
Thank you.
946
00:49:56,626 --> 00:49:57,459
Thank you.
947
00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,167
God, I'm in pain.
948
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:06,167
Hey! She's getting changed, don't look!
949
00:50:06,292 --> 00:50:07,959
- I'm not looking.
- Yup!
950
00:50:08,126 --> 00:50:10,334
Turn around, for fuck's sake!
951
00:50:12,834 --> 00:50:13,834
Ow!
952
00:50:15,209 --> 00:50:16,376
Where are you guys going?
953
00:50:19,501 --> 00:50:21,001
I'll leave you guys here...
954
00:50:22,501 --> 00:50:23,334
Please be careful.
955
00:50:23,501 --> 00:50:25,001
Thanks a lot. Let's go!
956
00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:28,167
Hey, you'd better take this with you.
957
00:50:28,334 --> 00:50:29,084
No way, that's your money.
958
00:50:29,251 --> 00:50:30,209
You'll need it for the taxi.
959
00:50:30,334 --> 00:50:34,209
Fine, I thank you on behalf of
Hong Kong residents. Let's go!
960
00:50:36,084 --> 00:50:37,626
- Hey, I really can't stand it anymore!
- Hurry up!
961
00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:39,542
Can I find somewhere to relieve myself first?
962
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,459
Hold on, hold on! Almost there! Hold on!
963
00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,501
- I'll go and sort this out now.
- Quick! Quick! Quick!
964
00:50:49,751 --> 00:50:50,709
Oh!
965
00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:56,501
Sex War operation commander, what do we do now?
966
00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:00,292
Let me think it over.
967
00:51:00,459 --> 00:51:03,126
Think it over? By then we'll all be arrested!
968
00:51:03,334 --> 00:51:04,834
I told you we shouldn't have come!
969
00:51:05,001 --> 00:51:06,667
Why do you always have to be so negative?
970
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:09,042
When I was a kid, I watched those SDU movies,
and they had a saying:
971
00:51:09,209 --> 00:51:12,501
Confidence does not make you a winner.
But with no confidence.
972
00:51:13,126 --> 00:51:16,001
I believe in our captain,
973
00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:17,584
and I believe in our "Sex War" operation!
974
00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:20,167
We still can get out of this mess!
975
00:51:20,501 --> 00:51:21,584
That's right
976
00:51:22,334 --> 00:51:25,292
True, although we didn't get to sleep
with the girls...
977
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:29,376
...at least we fondled them!
That's better than nothing.
978
00:51:29,542 --> 00:51:33,126
Fuck it! So now what?
979
00:51:33,834 --> 00:51:35,001
I'll tell you after I take a piss.
980
00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:39,917
Of course you say you want to come!
981
00:51:40,084 --> 00:51:41,084
Dried Shrimp!
982
00:51:41,917 --> 00:51:42,917
What?!
983
00:51:43,084 --> 00:51:44,084
What were you doing just now?
984
00:51:44,251 --> 00:51:44,917
Nothing.
985
00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:46,042
- Nothing?
- What now?
986
00:51:46,209 --> 00:51:47,209
What are you hiding there?
987
00:51:47,376 --> 00:51:47,959
Nothing!
988
00:51:48,126 --> 00:51:49,167
Take it out.
989
00:51:49,334 --> 00:51:51,042
- Take it out now.
- You go outside first!
990
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,376
Come out! Take it out!
991
00:52:02,792 --> 00:52:08,251
"Thai Style massage"
992
00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:11,792
You were using this to jerk off?
993
00:52:12,084 --> 00:52:12,584
L.
994
00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:14,292
I'm asking you...
995
00:52:14,584 --> 00:52:17,584
...why were you jerking off to
an ad for male hustlers?
996
00:52:21,667 --> 00:52:22,626
I'm actually gay.
997
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:28,001
You're gay and you came here for prostitutes?
What a waste of money!
998
00:52:29,251 --> 00:52:31,042
I wanted to tell you guys earlier.
999
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,959
But I was worried that you guys
wouldn't accept me.
1000
00:52:33,126 --> 00:52:34,626
We're a team
1001
00:52:35,001 --> 00:52:38,084
why wouldn't we accept you? Right?
1002
00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:39,251
Yes!
1003
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:40,292
Yup!
1004
00:52:40,459 --> 00:52:41,626
I was scared to come out...
1005
00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,542
...since everyone thinks SDUs are so manly.
1006
00:52:44,876 --> 00:52:46,959
I was worried that if I didn't
come with you guys...
1007
00:52:47,792 --> 00:52:48,709
...you'd look down on me.
1008
00:52:48,876 --> 00:52:50,417
Why would we look down on you?
1009
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,334
Which century are we in now?
1010
00:52:52,584 --> 00:52:54,459
You ask Josh
1011
00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:56,959
this kind of thing is normal
in other countries, right?
1012
00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:02,459
It's no big deal. It's pretty normal in Boston.
1013
00:53:02,751 --> 00:53:04,834
It's a screw-or-be-screwed world anyhow.
1014
00:53:05,001 --> 00:53:07,001
Exactly, why would we treat you any differently?
1015
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:08,501
You really won't?
1016
00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:10,042
Of course we won't!
1017
00:53:11,001 --> 00:53:12,167
But if we shower together,
1018
00:53:12,334 --> 00:53:13,334
I will pick up my own soap!
1019
00:53:13,501 --> 00:53:15,542
A lot of people think like you.
That's why they invented liquid soap.
1020
00:53:15,709 --> 00:53:16,251
I use them!
1021
00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:17,626
You're so smart!
1022
00:53:17,834 --> 00:53:19,334
You bastards!
1023
00:53:19,501 --> 00:53:23,376
I wouldn't do that I'd just stick
close to the wall.
1024
00:53:23,542 --> 00:53:24,626
I'm gay.
1025
00:53:24,959 --> 00:53:25,917
But it doesn't mean I want to screw just any guy.
1026
00:53:26,084 --> 00:53:27,126
You guys don't need to freak out.
1027
00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:29,834
We aren't freaking out.
We all treat you as a friend.
1028
00:53:30,459 --> 00:53:31,584
But you can't bring your gay friends
1029
00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:33,251
- over to bully us!
- Why not?
1030
00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:34,584
Then we'd be the ones who are called shrimps!
1031
00:53:34,751 --> 00:53:35,792
Fucking hell.
1032
00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:38,459
See, that's why I didn't want to tell you guys!
1033
00:53:38,876 --> 00:53:41,334
Just joking don't be like that!
1034
00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,959
We'll get use to it soon!
1035
00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:45,167
Come on!
1036
00:53:45,334 --> 00:53:47,167
Ah, is Fei-Lung still at that bar drinking?
1037
00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:52,917
Hey, I go this way, you go that way.
1038
00:53:53,084 --> 00:53:54,042
OK.
1039
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:05,834
This is good stuff, and it's for you!
1040
00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:07,376
Hey!
1041
00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:16,126
You can apply it to your nose, or even the mouth!
1042
00:54:20,209 --> 00:54:22,001
Eh? Why are you here?
1043
00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:25,709
Well, the trainee job pays too little,
so I need to find a second job.
1044
00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:30,584
I see. By the way, do you know
any speedboat drivers?
1045
00:54:30,751 --> 00:54:32,251
Those guys over there by the door should be.
1046
00:54:32,542 --> 00:54:33,667
- Here?
- Yes
1047
00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:36,709
OK, thanks.
1048
00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:42,251
What do you wanna drink?
1049
00:54:42,459 --> 00:54:43,542
San Miguel.
1050
00:54:44,209 --> 00:54:45,084
US$40
1051
00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:51,292
Hey, you look familiar.
I think I've seen you on TV before.
1052
00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:54,084
Would you happen to be referring to Tony Leung?
1053
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:55,542
No way!
1054
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,917
Breaking news,
1055
00:54:58,084 --> 00:55:00,084
around 1am this morning...
1056
00:55:00,292 --> 00:55:02,501
...four male Chinese suspects escaped
1057
00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:04,251
from the police station.
1058
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,626
According to police sources
1059
00:55:05,792 --> 00:55:08,126
they are considered to be extremely dangerous.
1060
00:55:10,709 --> 00:55:11,751
Hey buddy.
1061
00:55:11,959 --> 00:55:13,792
4 people going back to Hong Kong tonight.
Will you take us?
1062
00:55:14,376 --> 00:55:18,834
How? My boat has been detained by the police.
I can%leave!
1063
00:55:20,459 --> 00:55:21,792
We'll pay you more if you agree.
1064
00:55:22,209 --> 00:55:24,792
No really, I can't help you.
1065
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:32,084
Your hand is colder
1066
00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:34,251
than the beer! Look! No, look!
1067
00:55:34,417 --> 00:55:36,542
Your fucking mother is even colder! Go back
and fuck her instead!
1068
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:38,376
Wow, what the fuck?
1069
00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:41,917
Hey, where are you taking me?
1070
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,334
Oh, so no wonder the boss is always
praising your cheery attitude.
1071
00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:49,542
So he means that you're happy. Like, gay happy.
1072
00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:50,001
You understand, right?
1073
00:55:50,167 --> 00:55:51,792
Don't get me wrong,
it's that you're gay I mean happy!
1074
00:55:51,959 --> 00:55:53,834
- You still have to rub it in?
- Oh, sorry! Sorry!
1075
00:55:54,584 --> 00:55:56,459
Hey, what are we doing?
1076
00:55:57,251 --> 00:55:58,626
Keep quiet.
1077
00:56:01,417 --> 00:56:03,001
Breaking in is illegal!
1078
00:56:03,459 --> 00:56:06,292
Police officers entering Macau for
hookers is already illegal.
1079
00:56:06,459 --> 00:56:07,667
Might as well go all the way.
1080
00:56:18,251 --> 00:56:19,751
Hey, what are you looking for?
1081
00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:23,084
Cash, of course! Hurry up and help!
1082
00:56:33,042 --> 00:56:34,126
Burglars!
1083
00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:35,834
Where?
1084
00:56:37,376 --> 00:56:38,834
Huh? You know each other?
1085
00:56:39,001 --> 00:56:40,459
- Ah ho? What you doing here?
- My friend's in trouble,
1086
00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:42,251
so I came to get some cash.
1087
00:56:42,959 --> 00:56:45,709
You're really something.
I've moved here for almost a year...
1088
00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:47,542
...and you didn't even visit me once.
1089
00:56:47,709 --> 00:56:49,917
And on your first visit, you tried to rob us.
1090
00:56:50,209 --> 00:56:52,709
Kwan, call the police! We have burglars here!
1091
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:55,209
Come on, this is just a father-son argument.
No need to call the police.
1092
00:56:55,376 --> 00:56:55,959
Uncle, uncle...
1093
00:56:56,126 --> 00:56:58,167
This ungrateful son of mine
deserves to be punished.
1094
00:56:58,542 --> 00:56:59,959
This ungrateful son of mine
1095
00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:03,376
deserves to be punished.
1096
00:57:03,626 --> 00:57:05,542
I told you that we have an emergency,
otherwise I wouldn't need the cash!
1097
00:57:05,709 --> 00:57:07,001
Ungrateful bastard!
1098
00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:09,709
Do you think I know nothing after I retired?
1099
00:57:10,167 --> 00:57:11,667
I still have friends in the force!
1100
00:57:12,459 --> 00:57:17,084
The money you owe outside is already on record
for internal investigation.
1101
00:57:17,251 --> 00:57:19,251
So what if you made it into the SDU?
1102
00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:20,876
It's not like you're moving up any higher
in the ranks. You're useless!
1103
00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,251
You like gambling so much,
you should feel sorry to your morn.
1104
00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:24,709
I quit gambling a long time ago.
1105
00:57:24,876 --> 00:57:25,667
So what? You still owe
few hundred thousand dollars!
1106
00:57:25,834 --> 00:57:28,001
The money I owe is from the cafe business
I started with friends.
1107
00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:32,084
The force pays you well enough.
1108
00:57:32,501 --> 00:57:35,417
You know nothing about the cafe business...
1109
00:57:36,001 --> 00:57:38,167
...so of course you're losing money!
You don't even know how to fry an egg!
1110
00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:40,334
Come on, you're both father and son.
Don't be angry, you can resolve this peacefully.
1111
00:57:40,501 --> 00:57:44,084
What a stupid fool, loaning money
from loan sharks.
1112
00:57:44,251 --> 00:57:46,251
Even if I ask loan sharks
and they don't lend me...
1113
00:57:46,417 --> 00:57:47,792
...they still wouldn't treat me
like shit the way you do!
1114
00:57:48,584 --> 00:57:50,876
I started the cafe business for my own future.
1115
00:57:51,459 --> 00:57:52,459
I don't want to end up like you!
1116
00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:54,084
- Like what?!
- You can't afford the rent
1117
00:57:54,251 --> 00:57:55,126
in Hong Kong after retirement.
1118
00:57:55,292 --> 00:57:56,834
So you have to move to Macau
1119
00:57:57,001 --> 00:57:58,042
while your own money is running out!
What a failure.
1120
00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:59,084
How dare you call me a failure?!
1121
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,376
Put it down!
1122
00:58:00,542 --> 00:58:01,876
Don't, he's your father!
1123
00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:03,709
Uncle, let it go!
1124
00:58:03,876 --> 00:58:04,709
Call the police!
1125
00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:07,417
Hey!
1126
00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:09,709
- Are you okay, uncle?
- Call an ambulance!
1127
00:58:09,876 --> 00:58:11,126
Look after him.
1128
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,667
Hey, how's it going?
1129
00:58:18,584 --> 00:58:20,126
Ka Ho's father is in the hospital.
1130
00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:24,042
I thought you guys were trying to get money?
How did you end up here?
1131
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:28,001
It's a long story...Let's just say it
turned into a domestic drama.
1132
00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:30,001
Where's Josh?
1133
00:58:30,626 --> 00:58:32,917
I lost him at the bar.
Tried calling him but no one answers.
1134
00:58:33,126 --> 00:58:34,376
Maybe he's dead?
1135
00:58:34,709 --> 00:58:35,751
Where's Ka Ho?
1136
00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:37,126
Over there.
1137
00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:40,876
He said he goes jogging and swimming...
1138
00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:42,792
How could he end up like this?
1139
00:58:44,459 --> 00:58:46,292
You haven't visited in a while.
1140
00:58:46,792 --> 00:58:50,084
Your father had an operation not long ago,
1141
00:58:50,251 --> 00:58:52,792
but he wouldn't let us tell you.
1142
00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:55,334
I do call him. He always say he's fine!
1143
00:58:56,376 --> 00:58:58,417
You owe people money and you didn't
tell him either!
1144
00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:01,167
You both are like two peas in a pod.
1145
00:59:04,792 --> 00:59:07,292
I started the cafe business
1146
00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:09,126
so I could make more money...
1147
00:59:09,501 --> 00:59:11,042
...was hoping to move him back to Hong Kong.
1148
00:59:11,792 --> 00:59:16,667
I know he doesn't like living here.
1149
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:25,334
Aiya...Look at you.
You're a big boy now, don't cry.
1150
00:59:37,751 --> 00:59:39,334
You really think we moved here just
1151
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:41,209
because of the cheap rent?
1152
00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:42,751
Dad also...
1153
00:59:42,876 --> 00:59:45,376
Your father is a man too.
1154
00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:47,126
Who here is the patient's family?
1155
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:51,209
The patient is fine, he just got too worked up.
1156
00:59:51,376 --> 00:59:53,084
He should rest for a few days, then he'll be fine.
1157
00:59:53,251 --> 00:59:54,209
Thank you, doctor.
1158
01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:03,917
Let him rest.
1159
01:00:05,042 --> 01:00:07,167
You guys head to Hak Sa.
1160
01:00:07,417 --> 01:00:09,334
Plenty of speedboats back to Hong Kong there.
1161
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:11,084
- Thank you sir!
- Thanks uncle.
1162
01:00:11,251 --> 01:00:14,584
Hurry up if the report gets back to Hong Kong,
then you're in big trouble.
1163
01:00:14,751 --> 01:00:15,417
Let's go.
1164
01:00:15,584 --> 01:00:17,167
I just got the message. ls everything okay?
1165
01:00:18,126 --> 01:00:18,834
We understand.
1166
01:00:19,001 --> 01:00:21,459
You were busy with the girl, so why would you have
time to answer your calls?
1167
01:00:23,084 --> 01:00:25,084
What are you talking about? She saved us before,
1168
01:00:25,251 --> 01:00:26,334
and now she's in trouble.
1169
01:00:26,501 --> 01:00:28,709
We understand. We don't have time, let's go.
1170
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:29,917
Already?
1171
01:00:30,084 --> 01:00:32,042
Take care, uncle!
1172
01:00:32,209 --> 01:00:33,417
We're leaving, bye bye!
1173
01:00:47,251 --> 01:00:48,251
Hey, watch this!
1174
01:00:50,126 --> 01:00:51,126
This one!
1175
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:00,209
Hurry up!
1176
01:01:00,959 --> 01:01:02,917
Wow, this is it! This is the place
1177
01:01:03,084 --> 01:01:04,959
that has the best crab congee!
1178
01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:12,584
Boss, what would you like?
1179
01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:14,459
- Crab congee for me.
- OK, crab congee!
1180
01:01:18,084 --> 01:01:18,792
What's going on?
1181
01:01:18,959 --> 01:01:21,459
Don't know just eat
and watch the unfolding drama!
1182
01:01:21,626 --> 01:01:23,417
This dish is really famous here.
1183
01:01:23,584 --> 01:01:25,167
Why don't we share one?
1184
01:01:25,376 --> 01:01:26,042
Sure.
1185
01:01:30,376 --> 01:01:31,167
Huh?
1186
01:01:31,334 --> 01:01:32,167
Why are you here?
1187
01:01:32,751 --> 01:01:36,001
Ah, I didn't know you got knocked up.
1188
01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:40,709
I normally hate kids, they're so much hassle.
1189
01:01:41,667 --> 01:01:42,876
It's all his fault
1190
01:01:43,501 --> 01:01:46,626
I thought we were being careful.
1191
01:01:47,251 --> 01:01:50,001
But we did it once, then suddenly
I end up like this!
1192
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:53,667
Of course, I have good genes!
My sperms are active!
1193
01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:55,126
Ewww, don't say dirty stuff like that!
1194
01:01:55,292 --> 01:01:58,542
You sure did change quickly. Before,
you didn't like younger, more immature guys.
1195
01:01:59,001 --> 01:02:00,209
He treats me very well.
1196
01:02:00,501 --> 01:02:04,042
Sure he does, otherwise you wouldn't be
so quick to have his DNA inside you.
1197
01:02:04,334 --> 01:02:04,959
Where's the ring?
1198
01:02:05,876 --> 01:02:08,209
I was thinking of us going on a holiday
together for our wedding.
1199
01:02:08,584 --> 01:02:11,626
Holidays are good. When?
1200
01:02:12,001 --> 01:02:15,167
No way!
1201
01:02:15,376 --> 01:02:16,542
He still isn't financially ready yet.
1202
01:02:16,709 --> 01:02:20,834
Better wait until he becomes the company's boss...
1203
01:02:21,542 --> 01:02:23,667
...it's not too late.
1204
01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:26,042
Good thinking. Good plan!
1205
01:02:28,876 --> 01:02:30,042
Why don't you leave me your number.
1206
01:02:30,209 --> 01:02:32,292
Next time I'm in town I'll give you a call.
1207
01:02:33,209 --> 01:02:34,292
Isn't he your friend?
1208
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:37,459
We're very good friends!
We even share the same ride.
1209
01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:39,751
Since when do I share my ride with you?
1210
01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,167
Then why can't I get her number?
1211
01:02:42,334 --> 01:02:43,959
0h, I get m!
1212
01:02:44,084 --> 01:02:46,001
I should call you sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!
1213
01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:47,084
Hey, stop it.
1214
01:02:47,251 --> 01:02:48,917
Then why not?
1215
01:02:53,417 --> 01:02:54,417
Hey, why did they divorce?
1216
01:02:54,584 --> 01:02:57,584
I don't know. He hardly talks about his wife.
1217
01:02:57,751 --> 01:03:01,167
I just know they had an argument
then got divorced.
1218
01:03:01,459 --> 01:03:03,417
Not surprising.
1219
01:03:03,584 --> 01:03:07,417
As SDUs, we have to wear protection
on every mission.
1220
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:09,626
But once you're at home in bed, you don't want
to wear protection anymore.
1221
01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:13,417
So when she does, it leads to arguments
and then divorce.
1222
01:03:14,084 --> 01:03:15,167
Chan Siu-ching...
1223
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:16,209
...what game are you playing?
1224
01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,959
Yes, I like playing games!
1225
01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:20,417
Even when I give birth,
1226
01:03:20,584 --> 01:03:21,751
I wouldn't say that
I'm married on his birth certificate.
1227
01:03:21,917 --> 01:03:24,084
I'm never giving up on your alimony money.
1228
01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:26,126
The money I get from you now...
1229
01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:27,584
...I can even support
1230
01:03:27,751 --> 01:03:29,917
another man.
1231
01:03:30,376 --> 01:03:32,292
I wasted so much of my youth
1232
01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:33,751
being with you...
1233
01:03:33,917 --> 01:03:35,542
...now it's time I
1234
01:03:35,876 --> 01:03:36,917
get my revenge.
1235
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:39,709
I provided everything for you
when you were with me!
1236
01:03:39,876 --> 01:03:41,376
What rubbish is this about you
getting your "revenge"?
1237
01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:45,167
You haven't changed one bit.
1238
01:03:45,334 --> 01:03:48,376
You forget that I'm not part of your "team".
1239
01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:49,959
I don't need to follow your orders!
1240
01:03:50,209 --> 01:03:53,042
And stop going to my mother's
and say that I cheated on you.
1241
01:03:53,209 --> 01:03:55,209
We got divorced before I had someone else!
1242
01:03:55,376 --> 01:03:57,792
You're always just thinking about yourself!
1243
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,501
You don't take care of those around you.
1244
01:03:59,709 --> 01:04:03,251
It's OK, it's OK. Don't be angry
with people like him.
1245
01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,251
Let's eat.
1246
01:04:13,251 --> 01:04:14,667
Are we done? Then let's go.
1247
01:04:14,834 --> 01:04:15,917
- Ummm.
- Finish it first. Eat!
1248
01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:19,417
Didn't you say you love crab congee?
1249
01:04:19,584 --> 01:04:20,834
So finish it!
1250
01:04:21,376 --> 01:04:23,667
Otherwise people will say I don't take care
of those around me.
1251
01:04:26,792 --> 01:04:27,626
She didn't use to be like this.
1252
01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:29,834
Actually, her chest is pretty much
the same as before.
1253
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,167
That's true.
1254
01:04:31,834 --> 01:04:33,334
She used to be so easy-going.
1255
01:04:35,251 --> 01:04:39,292
I don't know when she started changing.
Maybe we were together for so long
1256
01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:43,501
Every time we talk, we'd end up arguing.
1257
01:04:43,834 --> 01:04:46,167
Relationships between men
and women are never easy,
1258
01:04:46,334 --> 01:04:49,001
especially if you see each other every day.
1259
01:04:49,167 --> 01:04:50,876
Not like his kind of people.
1260
01:04:52,209 --> 01:04:53,584
And what's so different about us?
1261
01:04:53,876 --> 01:04:55,084
We have to do things face to face.
1262
01:04:55,376 --> 01:04:57,626
But not you guys. Since one of
you always flips over. there's less arguing.
1263
01:04:58,167 --> 01:04:59,417
Last joke! Last joke!
1264
01:04:59,626 --> 01:05:00,542
You deserve it.
1265
01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:06,167
Keung, forget about it.
1266
01:05:06,459 --> 01:05:08,542
Just think of it as you donating to charity.
1267
01:05:09,501 --> 01:05:12,959
That's right. A few thousand dollars
a month is not a lot.
1268
01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:15,959
Captain!
1269
01:05:16,126 --> 01:05:18,167
This is a matter of urgency we should sort out
this "Sex War" operation first...
1270
01:05:18,334 --> 01:05:19,376
...before getting sidetracked
1271
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:20,959
You're right.
1272
01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:24,042
We're representing Hong Kong team,
this operation has to be good...
1273
01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:25,959
Sex War operation must go on.
1274
01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:27,376
Done yet?
1275
01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:28,584
Let's go in 3O seconds.
1276
01:05:28,917 --> 01:05:30,876
Yes, sir.
1277
01:05:31,042 --> 01:05:32,042
That's crazy painful!
1278
01:05:32,584 --> 01:05:33,584
We go to Bing Kee!
1279
01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:38,917
I know, smuggling iPads earn more than
smuggling milk powder.
1280
01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:42,667
But if all the kids drink tainted milk
and turn into mutants...
1281
01:05:42,834 --> 01:05:44,876
...then who's left to buy your iPads?
1282
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:45,751
One ice coffee!
1283
01:05:45,917 --> 01:05:48,376
OK, lets talk about this later.
1284
01:05:59,084 --> 01:06:02,542
Hello my good man! How about a ride back
to Hong Kong?
1285
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,042
Call me Brother Eagle.
1286
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:08,709
I can usually detect the presence of cops.
1287
01:06:09,084 --> 01:06:10,459
Is this a bait-and-hook operation?
1288
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:13,084
Maybe you think I'm a cop...
1289
01:06:13,251 --> 01:06:15,709
...because I watched too many cop movies
when I was younger.
1290
01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:19,292
We just came over for some sightseeing.
1291
01:06:19,459 --> 01:06:24,209
I'm just asking. You can't take me to court...
1292
01:06:24,376 --> 01:06:27,167
...if this is a trap I know my rights!
1293
01:06:27,292 --> 01:06:29,459
Wow, Brother Eagle is a very learned man!
1294
01:06:29,709 --> 01:06:32,126
Hah, I also watch a lot of cop movies.
How many of you are there?
1295
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:33,376
Four.
1296
01:06:33,584 --> 01:06:34,959
$8,800, paid upfront.
1297
01:06:35,626 --> 01:06:36,709
We only paid $4000 to come over!
1298
01:06:36,876 --> 01:06:39,876
It's riskier now. Take it or leave it.
1299
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:48,792
Here's $4000.
I'll give you the rest when we board.
1300
01:06:50,501 --> 01:06:51,501
Come back tonight.
1301
01:06:51,834 --> 01:06:52,792
What?
1302
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:54,417
That's ages from now!
1303
01:06:54,584 --> 01:06:56,792
It's daytime now.
1304
01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:58,251
Who is stupid enough to smuggle
during broad daylight?
1305
01:06:58,417 --> 01:06:59,334
Give me your phone!
1306
01:07:01,292 --> 01:07:03,917
OK, it's done call me when you get here.
1307
01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:11,334
1' 2:
1308
01:07:12,834 --> 01:07:14,417
You said you didn't know how to play!
1309
01:07:14,626 --> 01:07:16,584
Don't blame me it's only
because you're bad at it!
1310
01:07:16,751 --> 01:07:20,001
I was just making you happy by letting you win.
1311
01:07:25,001 --> 01:07:26,001
I gotta go.
1312
01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:27,751
To where?
1313
01:07:27,917 --> 01:07:30,084
My friend found me a job,
so I need to go to an interview.
1314
01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:33,709
Umm...
1315
01:07:36,709 --> 01:07:37,792
Goodbye.
1316
01:07:38,709 --> 01:07:39,709
See you.
1317
01:07:41,542 --> 01:07:42,876
Why did you say "See you"?
1318
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,001
Don't you guys usually say "Bye bye"?
1319
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:48,042
It's because I think I'll see you again,
so I said "See you".
1320
01:07:56,834 --> 01:07:57,792
Well?
1321
01:08:00,834 --> 01:08:01,334
How was it?
1322
01:08:01,501 --> 01:08:02,876
Done. We leave when night falls.
1323
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:04,209
Where's your girl?
1324
01:08:04,376 --> 01:08:05,542
She had to leave.
1325
01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:07,251
Dried shrimp?
1326
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:08,876
Jerking off again.
1327
01:08:09,626 --> 01:08:10,667
Dried shrimp!
1328
01:08:13,584 --> 01:08:15,167
Are you OK? Seems like you're still struggling.
1329
01:08:15,334 --> 01:08:16,834
Yeah, my hands are crazy tired!
1330
01:08:17,251 --> 01:08:18,376
Looks like I need to help you.
1331
01:08:19,376 --> 01:08:20,709
Thanks Keung.
1332
01:08:21,042 --> 01:08:23,001
But can you do it gently? It's a bit raw now.
1333
01:08:23,917 --> 01:08:24,667
Ow!
1334
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:27,917
That's not what I mean! Follow me!
1335
01:08:37,876 --> 01:08:40,001
Captain, you pawned off your Tudor watch?
1336
01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:41,417
But it was from your ex-wife!
1337
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,709
Exactly, so why keep it around?
1338
01:08:44,251 --> 01:08:45,251
Dried Shrimp.
1339
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:53,501
Captain, you should save this money
for your own use instead.
1340
01:08:54,001 --> 01:08:56,126
We're a team, and we've decided you need
1341
01:08:56,376 --> 01:08:58,251
it the most right now.
1342
01:08:58,542 --> 01:08:59,751
Instead of us three having fun,
1343
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:01,209
why don't you have yours?
1344
01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:02,584
That's right.
1345
01:09:03,126 --> 01:09:05,501
If this "Sex War" operation only allows one person
to spill their load...
1346
01:09:05,667 --> 01:09:06,959
...then I think that person should be you.
1347
01:09:11,126 --> 01:09:12,209
Thank you Captain!
1348
01:09:12,459 --> 01:09:13,459
Thank you Ka Ho!
1349
01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:15,626
You can thank me, but move back!
1350
01:09:15,792 --> 01:09:17,376
I can feel you poking into me!
1351
01:09:17,584 --> 01:09:18,917
Sorry Sorry Sorry!
1352
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,584
Let's find a way to find him
a male prostitute in this place.
1353
01:09:23,542 --> 01:09:26,542
"Thai Style massage"
1354
01:09:32,334 --> 01:09:33,917
"Thai Restaurant"
1355
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:38,751
Keung, I'll pay you back
when we get back to Hong Kong.
1356
01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:40,084
Then you can get your watch back!
1357
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,376
How can we ask you for the watch money back?
1358
01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:44,834
You know it's better to give than to receive...
1359
01:09:45,001 --> 01:09:46,459
...Because if we receive it would mean
we're on the ones getting cornholed!
1360
01:09:46,626 --> 01:09:47,334
Hey!
1361
01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,667
So sorry, that was really the last joke!
1362
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:51,501
Don't be a sissy...
1363
01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:53,501
...hurry up and go inside!
We'll wait for you downstairs.
1364
01:09:54,667 --> 01:09:56,167
Can you come in with me?
1365
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:57,792
I'm really nervous!
1366
01:09:57,959 --> 01:09:59,792
I've never been to places like this before.
1367
01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:01,501
- So we do the fucking for you too?
- Hey, just forget about it...
1368
01:10:01,667 --> 01:10:06,167
Sawasdee-ka! Hello handsomes,
are you looking for Thai delicacies?
1369
01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:09,542
The three of us are not, but he is.
We are his bodyguards.
1370
01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:13,876
Wow, Mr. Bodyguard, you have such a big chest!
1371
01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:16,084
Do you want to do part-time here?
1372
01:10:16,501 --> 01:10:18,126
Aren't there just Thai delicacies here?
1373
01:10:18,834 --> 01:10:24,501
Thai food can also be adapted for Chinese
or Western tastes! So are you interested?
1374
01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:27,709
I may be fit, but I can't handle it
when people pressure me.
1375
01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:33,626
So...do you have any preferences?
1376
01:10:33,792 --> 01:10:36,084
Don't underestimate him, he can handle it all!
1377
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:39,292
Wow...Thai happy ending, priced $6969!
1378
01:10:39,459 --> 01:10:41,459
Zesty young meat!
1379
01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:45,917
So? Decided yet?
1380
01:10:46,084 --> 01:10:47,042
I don't know what to choose.
1381
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:49,709
Too many choices confuse you let me help.
1382
01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:54,417
Try this one: Spicy Royal Rack!
1383
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,501
Hey this one's OK!
1384
01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:57,292
Mama-san, this one please!
1385
01:10:57,501 --> 01:10:58,501
- No problem.
- Hold on.
1386
01:10:58,667 --> 01:11:02,751
The pictures are always different
from the real thing.
1387
01:11:02,917 --> 01:11:03,917
- Let's have a look first!
- No problem,
1388
01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:06,417
I'll put the order through right now!
1389
01:11:07,501 --> 01:11:08,501
Sawasdee-krub!
1390
01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:13,001
What? You call this Spicy Royal Rack?
1391
01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:15,459
It's more like Spicy Royal Fat!
1392
01:11:16,042 --> 01:11:18,251
You shouldn't judge by looks alone...
1393
01:11:18,584 --> 01:11:21,376
...service is more important in the end, right?
1394
01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:23,876
For fuck's sake, with all that fat...
1395
01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:25,376
...you'd sooner die of high cholesterol
after trying him!
1396
01:11:25,751 --> 01:11:27,876
Usually the ones with some fat are tastier!
1397
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:30,459
Forget it, let's not argue.
Just bring us another one, OK?
1398
01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:32,084
This one?
1399
01:11:32,251 --> 01:11:33,209
OK.
1400
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:35,251
Hot and sour tender mix!
1401
01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:36,751
Coming!
1402
01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:38,626
Hi Baby!
1403
01:11:39,126 --> 01:11:40,501
Exactly what kind of mix is this?
1404
01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:41,751
A mix of northern and southern India.
1405
01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:44,167
I usually don't discriminate, but...
1406
01:11:44,876 --> 01:11:47,042
- ...I'm afraid of the dark.
- But the dark ones have the most experience!
1407
01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:51,501
You know he is the best in getting people off?
1408
01:11:51,667 --> 01:11:53,542
The god of prostate massage!
1409
01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:58,209
Guaranteed instant erection!
1410
01:11:58,376 --> 01:12:00,876
Don't worry about that, he's already up for it.
1411
01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:03,709
Seriously, no more fooling around.
1412
01:12:04,251 --> 01:12:06,709
This is the last chance. This one!
Thai-styled roast beef.
1413
01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:08,834
Thai-styled roast beef.
1414
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:11,042
Hahaha“.
1415
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,459
This is our other special.
1416
01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:16,084
Was gonna save him for myself tonight...
1417
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:20,501
But seeing that you like quality,
I'll let you guys have him!
1418
01:12:20,792 --> 01:12:21,876
Let's have a look first.
1419
01:12:22,917 --> 01:12:23,959
Sawasdee-krub!
1420
01:12:29,667 --> 01:12:30,751
Wow!
1421
01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:34,167
No need to look like you're starving for it.
1422
01:12:34,834 --> 01:12:36,084
Like what?
1423
01:12:36,417 --> 01:12:37,667
You already look like you're sucking him off!
1424
01:12:37,834 --> 01:12:38,834
Fuck you!
1425
01:12:42,334 --> 01:12:43,667
Go take good care of our guest!
1426
01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:45,667
Yes sir!
1427
01:12:46,001 --> 01:12:47,084
He'll get milked dry!
1428
01:12:50,917 --> 01:12:52,084
There's the saying "the ball is round",
1429
01:12:52,251 --> 01:12:53,959
This year another surprise.
1430
01:12:54,334 --> 01:12:55,376
Portugal beats England on penalties
1431
01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:58,251
3-1 and progresses to the semi-finals.
1432
01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:01,251
I told you, football is not a one-man game.
1433
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:04,417
In the end it's all about the strategy.
1434
01:13:04,584 --> 01:13:09,459
Got the $2000 that you owe me?
1435
01:13:10,584 --> 01:13:11,751
How would I have it?
1436
01:13:12,167 --> 01:13:13,667
Hey, have you guys finished arguing?
We lost the game already.
1437
01:13:15,001 --> 01:13:16,334
The flat-chest bitch?
1438
01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:19,209
You bitch, you stole my money to come here?
1439
01:13:19,501 --> 01:13:20,167
Where's my money?
1440
01:13:20,334 --> 01:13:21,626
What are you doing! Let me go!
1441
01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:22,834
Where's my money?
1442
01:13:23,209 --> 01:13:25,001
I don't even have enough money
to buy make-up yesterday!
1443
01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:25,876
And my mobile?
1444
01:13:26,459 --> 01:13:27,501
I dropped it.
1445
01:13:28,334 --> 01:13:30,209
- You dropped it? Fuck you!
- What are you doing?!
1446
01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:32,876
What is this then? You dropped it?
1447
01:13:33,251 --> 01:13:34,459
Why are you guys here?
1448
01:13:35,251 --> 01:13:38,501
Oh, nothing, waiting for the boat and my friends.
1449
01:13:38,667 --> 01:13:40,626
Why? You came here to fool around?
1450
01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:42,209
No!
1451
01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:43,709
Did you find speedboat?
1452
01:13:43,876 --> 01:13:45,584
- Found him.
- Wait a second...
1453
01:13:46,417 --> 01:13:47,542
...is the Big Fei-Lung you're talking
1454
01:13:47,709 --> 01:13:48,709
about the one who looks like...
1455
01:13:48,876 --> 01:13:50,042
Anthony Wong?
1456
01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:51,501
More like Simon Loui.
1457
01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:54,959
Why didn't you talk to him when you saw him?
1458
01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:56,292
When did I see him?
1459
01:13:56,626 --> 01:13:58,251
I said hi to you last night...
1460
01:13:58,584 --> 01:14:00,251
...but you turned around as soon as you saw us.
1461
01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:01,417
What are you talking about?
1462
01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,001
The place was so dark did you get
the wrong person?
1463
01:14:03,167 --> 01:14:06,167
I didn't even say where, how did you
know it was dark?
1464
01:14:06,334 --> 01:14:07,376
Josh, what is up with you?
1465
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:09,417
Talk!
1466
01:14:09,584 --> 01:14:11,501
Big Fei-Lung isn't the only one with a boat!
1467
01:14:11,876 --> 01:14:12,667
We have one now, right?
1468
01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:14,542
No, I want to know why you saw him
1469
01:14:14,709 --> 01:14:15,792
but didn't say anything!
1470
01:14:16,001 --> 01:14:16,709
How can I?
1471
01:14:16,876 --> 01:14:18,834
I arrested him before!
1472
01:14:19,084 --> 01:14:20,209
So how should I go over and say hi to his face?
1473
01:14:20,376 --> 01:14:21,626
Bullshit!
1474
01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:24,751
He's driving a speedboat now so what if
he knows you're a police?
1475
01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:26,542
As if he'd go and report you.
1476
01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:28,084
I didn't just arrest him.
1477
01:14:29,084 --> 01:14:30,542
I framed him too!
1478
01:14:30,959 --> 01:14:31,959
Serious?
1479
01:14:32,126 --> 01:14:36,376
You're always so righteous
you'd do such a thing?
1480
01:14:37,876 --> 01:14:40,251
I've always wanted to become a part of SDU.
1481
01:14:41,751 --> 01:14:45,667
So back then, I wanted to prove myself
1482
01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,917
in front of my seniors.
1483
01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:53,001
Big Fei-Lung was still dealing drugs at the time.
1484
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:58,626
I went to a disco and saw him,
1485
01:14:58,959 --> 01:15:00,792
but didn't find anything on him.
1486
01:15:01,042 --> 01:15:02,667
So I planted some drugs
1487
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:10,709
which I found earlier in his car's backseat.
1488
01:15:11,834 --> 01:15:15,167
No wonder you wanted to sit in the back
when we came over! Just checking, right?
1489
01:15:15,334 --> 01:15:18,209
I always think back on this and regret it.
1490
01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:19,959
I always wanted to be a good policeman,
1491
01:15:20,126 --> 01:15:21,917
a good SDU...
1492
01:15:22,334 --> 01:15:24,501
...but this is always at the back of my head.
1493
01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:27,501
When I saw Big Fei-Lung, I was scared shitless.
1494
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:29,501
I wasn't afraid of him calling me out.
1495
01:15:29,667 --> 01:15:33,667
I was scared of him looking at me.
1496
01:15:34,126 --> 01:15:35,626
Do you understand?
1497
01:15:39,084 --> 01:15:43,251
Once you're a cop for a while,
you're bound to have a few regrets along the way.
1498
01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:45,209
It's OK, if you cannot face up to others...
1499
01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:47,542
...as long as you can still face up to yourself.
1500
01:15:48,667 --> 01:15:52,584
I used to look down on other people...
1501
01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:56,126
...but then I realise that everyone
is about the same.
1502
01:15:57,209 --> 01:16:01,042
You can't say that I'm not like you...
1503
01:16:01,209 --> 01:16:03,876
...I'm not from Boston!
1504
01:16:04,042 --> 01:16:06,001
And I don't know how to say "nipples"!
1505
01:16:06,626 --> 01:16:08,126
We just call it "lin"!
1506
01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:10,167
Oh yeah, where's your flat-chest bitch?
1507
01:16:11,334 --> 01:16:14,042
Fuck, she got away again!
1508
01:16:14,209 --> 01:16:17,042
Next time, I'll burst her boobs!
1509
01:16:17,209 --> 01:16:19,334
How can you burst someone with no boobs?
1510
01:16:19,501 --> 01:16:20,834
I'll squeeze it!
1511
01:16:23,001 --> 01:16:24,376
What's with the wind suddenly?
1512
01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:25,709
Is it from a hairdryer?
1513
01:16:33,042 --> 01:16:35,251
Wow, you look like you're glowing!
1514
01:16:35,417 --> 01:16:37,126
Was the sucking and blowing good?
1515
01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:41,251
I just know one thing: all's right with the world.
1516
01:16:41,417 --> 01:16:42,084
Congrats!
1517
01:16:45,917 --> 01:16:47,751
Good, "Sex War"
1518
01:16:47,917 --> 01:16:50,084
operation is complete,
with Dried Shrimp as our rep!
1519
01:16:50,376 --> 01:16:52,417
It's about time let's go!
1520
01:16:53,084 --> 01:16:53,751
Go!
1521
01:16:53,917 --> 01:16:54,917
MY legs are wobbly!
1522
01:17:08,751 --> 01:17:13,042
How are you? You only just came,
but you're hard again?!
1523
01:17:13,209 --> 01:17:15,001
That medicine is really strong!
1524
01:17:17,167 --> 01:17:18,542
I didn't mean it to happen.
1525
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:21,792
You guys head in first,
I'll find somewhere to sort this out.
1526
01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:24,334
Hurry up then.
1527
01:17:29,376 --> 01:17:30,626
- Fuck!
- There's no one!
1528
01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:31,959
His cell number's dead.
1529
01:17:32,209 --> 01:17:33,209
What shall we do?
1530
01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:36,001
What are you worried about?
1531
01:17:36,209 --> 01:17:38,751
You have a mobile, just call Big Fei-Lung!
1532
01:17:43,959 --> 01:17:44,459
Hey hey hey!
1533
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:45,876
- Hey.
- Big Fei-Lung.
1534
01:17:46,251 --> 01:17:49,126
Why are you guys here?
I was looking for you yesterday.
1535
01:17:49,292 --> 01:17:50,126
Weren't you looking for hookers?
1536
01:17:50,292 --> 01:17:51,292
Why are you everywhere on the news?
1537
01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,834
Hey, let's not talk about it now.
We need your help to get back to Hong Kong.
1538
01:17:54,001 --> 01:17:54,959
- Today?
- Yes.
1539
01:17:55,126 --> 01:17:56,626
But I already have 5 other clients.
1540
01:17:56,792 --> 01:18:00,667
Surely your boat is big enough to fit us too?
1541
01:18:00,876 --> 01:18:02,834
OK, OK...gotta wait for one more client,
come on in...
1542
01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:05,126
You're very lucky!
1543
01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:07,251
Tonight I have a big client he's really nice.
1544
01:18:07,417 --> 01:18:08,501
Good, OK.
1545
01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:09,834
Oh, Brother Tao!
1546
01:18:10,001 --> 01:18:13,126
Oh, Brother Tao! Brother Tao.
1547
01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:18,917
Sit sit sit. Just wait a bit won't be long.
1548
01:18:19,084 --> 01:18:20,042
OK.
1549
01:18:20,334 --> 01:18:21,334
Please sit.
1550
01:18:21,501 --> 01:18:24,417
Brother Tao. Sorry but there's a surprise tonight.
1551
01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:27,042
What surprise? It's surprisingly crowded haha...
1552
01:18:27,209 --> 01:18:32,251
With Sir Chan...and them.
1553
01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:34,667
Right, just let me finish loading,
then we're ready to go in 10 minutes!
1554
01:18:34,834 --> 01:18:36,626
OK.
1555
01:18:41,376 --> 01:18:43,084
Sir?
1556
01:18:46,001 --> 01:18:47,042
Yes, we teachers...
1557
01:18:47,209 --> 01:18:48,459
...are always called "sir"...
1558
01:18:48,626 --> 01:18:52,709
...this, "sir" that, ain't that right Sir Lee?
1559
01:18:52,876 --> 01:18:54,042
That's right, Chow Sir!
1560
01:18:54,209 --> 01:18:56,209
Hahahaha.
1561
01:18:56,709 --> 01:18:58,626
Well, "Sir", which subject do you teach?
1562
01:18:59,584 --> 01:19:00,876
Human biology.
1563
01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:05,709
But it's tough to live in an expensive place
1564
01:19:05,917 --> 01:19:06,959
like Hong Kong. Our pay is not great...
1565
01:19:07,126 --> 01:19:10,042
...so that's why we came over to Macau
1566
01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:13,501
to earn some extra cash doing massage.
1567
01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:16,459
In Kowloon City I'm known as...
1568
01:19:17,376 --> 01:19:18,709
...the Hands of God.
1569
01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:20,376
You know how many people I have
to jerk off in a day?
1570
01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:22,334
- Heard of it before?
- Nope.
1571
01:19:22,667 --> 01:19:23,667
Oh too bad.
1572
01:19:23,917 --> 01:19:25,167
Sometimes you really can't tell
from just appearance alone!
1573
01:19:25,334 --> 01:19:27,542
Look at my size...
1574
01:19:28,084 --> 01:19:32,084
I also have my secret techniques!
1575
01:19:32,251 --> 01:19:34,167
- That's true pride!
- Sorry, sorry...
1576
01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,376
And you? What are you good at?
1577
01:19:39,751 --> 01:19:41,751
I'm...
1578
01:19:42,501 --> 01:19:43,584
known for my "motor tongue".
1579
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:47,209
Hahaha.
1580
01:19:52,834 --> 01:19:53,834
What are you doing with your hand?
1581
01:19:54,001 --> 01:19:57,334
Huh? My hand?
1582
01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:01,417
Haha, good question, what am I doing with my hand?
Let me tell you...
1583
01:20:05,709 --> 01:20:07,709
...I help clients jerk off...
1584
01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:10,209
Since I've been doing it for so long,
my hands get cramped up and they twitch.
1585
01:20:10,376 --> 01:20:12,001
See?
1586
01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:13,626
To stop the twitching?
1587
01:20:13,792 --> 01:20:16,209
I just need to keep doing what I'm good at.
1588
01:20:16,792 --> 01:20:18,042
Don't believe me? You wanna try?
1589
01:20:18,209 --> 01:20:19,876
- No thanks.
- Are you sure?
1590
01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:23,834
Looking at your build,
1591
01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:25,209
hard to believe you are a teacher.
1592
01:20:25,376 --> 01:20:26,959
- OK.
- I never did study much...
1593
01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:30,959
But my English...l can spell
at least all 12 months.
1594
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:33,209
My son, he's in high school...
1595
01:20:33,667 --> 01:20:36,334
...and can't even spell them sometimes.
Isn't it ridiculous?
1596
01:20:36,501 --> 01:20:37,584
Exactly.
1597
01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:39,584
Hey, Why don't you try spelling one?
1598
01:20:41,542 --> 01:20:42,917
Spell September.
1599
01:20:45,542 --> 01:20:50,084
S...e...p...
1600
01:20:54,876 --> 01:20:59,501
...t-e-m-b-e-r. September.
1601
01:20:59,667 --> 01:21:02,626
Haha, I'm the one teaching English,
not him. You got it wrong.
1602
01:21:02,792 --> 01:21:03,667
Haha.
1603
01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:07,626
Teachers like us know
1604
01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:08,959
so little nowadays.
1605
01:21:09,126 --> 01:21:10,792
We have plenty of school holidays,
1606
01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:12,626
meet a lot of
school girls, that's about it...
1607
01:21:12,792 --> 01:21:14,834
Learning all the extra stuff isn't
so useful in the end.
1608
01:21:15,459 --> 01:21:16,251
Let's go...
1609
01:21:16,417 --> 01:21:17,751
Bye...
1610
01:21:17,917 --> 01:21:19,959
You sons of bitches don't move!
1611
01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:22,876
I've seen plenty of cops in my life...
1612
01:21:23,501 --> 01:21:26,334
...but never have I seen such disgraceful ones!
1613
01:21:27,001 --> 01:21:28,626
Pretending to be teachers is bad enough...
1614
01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:30,209
...but pretending to be male prostitutes?
1615
01:21:31,042 --> 01:21:31,876
Fat boy!
1616
01:21:32,042 --> 01:21:33,751
You! Don't you have mirrors at home?
1617
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:39,709
Before I started using AK47s...
1618
01:21:39,917 --> 01:21:41,542
...I once ran a male hustler club.
1619
01:21:42,167 --> 01:21:45,834
Hands of God? How about I show you
God with my gun!
1620
01:21:46,792 --> 01:21:48,376
Fucker, I'll shoot you in the head.
1621
01:21:48,626 --> 01:21:51,209
No, don't! Sorry.
1622
01:21:51,376 --> 01:21:55,126
Yes, we're cops. But we're just cops
who are passing by.
1623
01:21:57,334 --> 01:22:01,334
Look, we don't know each other, nor do we have
any grudges between one another.
1624
01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:08,376
Let's just pretend we've never met...
1625
01:22:08,542 --> 01:22:10,042
...and nothing happened, OK?
1626
01:22:12,292 --> 01:22:13,292
Don't move.
1627
01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:15,584
Hold your hands up.
1628
01:22:24,417 --> 01:22:25,751
I told you I would personally arrest you!
1629
01:22:26,251 --> 01:22:27,042
Well done!
1630
01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:28,167
Good job.
1631
01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:29,542
- Can we go now?
- Not yet.
1632
01:22:29,709 --> 01:22:31,417
Four more are coming.
1633
01:22:32,251 --> 01:22:33,334
Four more?
1634
01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:43,126
Don't move or I'll shoot him.
1635
01:22:58,292 --> 01:22:59,376
The police are here!
1636
01:23:02,959 --> 01:23:04,084
- Run!
- Hey, where's Brother Tao?
1637
01:23:04,251 --> 01:23:06,542
Arrested! Hurry and move
or we'll get arrested too!
1638
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,459
Hurry up!
1639
01:23:12,626 --> 01:23:13,667
Police, don't move!
1640
01:23:18,042 --> 01:23:19,792
Doesn't seem to be these four.
1641
01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:22,959
Yes, it's them!! Don't you recognize them?
1642
01:23:24,126 --> 01:23:26,167
Oh yeah, guys, move in!
1643
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:27,376
Yes sir!
1644
01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:49,459
I'll give it to him.
1645
01:23:51,251 --> 01:23:52,334
Kwong, wrap it up!
1646
01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:56,417
You probably recognise me.
1647
01:23:58,459 --> 01:24:00,834
You're a handsome guy, it's hard not to.
1648
01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:03,834
Sorry!
1649
01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:05,751
Thank you!
1650
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:11,501
But don't worry, after you framed me,
I went to prison.
1651
01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:14,459
Then my boss thought that I was a traitor.
1652
01:24:14,626 --> 01:24:16,667
So I escaped to Taiwan...
1653
01:24:16,959 --> 01:24:19,042
But it was a good thing since I met my wife there.
1654
01:24:20,001 --> 01:24:21,167
I'll show you something.
1655
01:24:22,792 --> 01:24:25,334
Look, my daughter! She's three. Isn't she pretty?
1656
01:24:25,542 --> 01:24:26,042
Yes!
1657
01:24:26,251 --> 01:24:28,376
Every day after work, I'll go over her
English courses with her.
1658
01:24:28,709 --> 01:24:31,292
Sometimes things are meant to be...
1659
01:24:31,626 --> 01:24:34,626
When you think that
there's no way out, think again.
1660
01:24:36,751 --> 01:24:37,834
Josh!
1661
01:24:38,584 --> 01:24:39,584
Yes!
1662
01:24:41,959 --> 01:24:42,876
Thank you.
1663
01:24:44,251 --> 01:24:47,292
If you want your daughter
to learn English, call me.
1664
01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:52,084
You know, I'm from Boston. Bye now!
1665
01:24:52,542 --> 01:24:53,376
OK.
1666
01:24:53,542 --> 01:24:56,001
Come on! We gotta get back before seven!
1667
01:24:56,167 --> 01:24:58,167
What's the rush, there's plenty of time!
1668
01:25:23,209 --> 01:25:25,834
Why did you stop? Where are we?
1669
01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:33,126
Hi, I need to call a tow truck!
1670
01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:37,751
We're in San Tin...We'll pay you extra, OK?
1671
01:25:38,751 --> 01:25:40,834
...OK, thanks.
1672
01:25:41,792 --> 01:25:43,292
Call a taxi, Dried Shrimp.
1673
01:25:45,792 --> 01:25:47,001
What time is it?
1674
01:25:47,834 --> 01:25:49,792
- How far is it from here?
- 6:20!
1675
01:25:50,042 --> 01:25:50,959
1O kilos.
1676
01:25:51,126 --> 01:25:52,584
Why don't we run back?
1677
01:25:53,834 --> 01:25:56,459
Are you serious? Captain, a taxi is better.
1678
01:25:56,626 --> 01:25:58,042
The last time we trained, it took us longer than
half an hour to run that distance.
1679
01:25:58,209 --> 01:26:00,251
But the last time we had our full gear
on plus equipment!
1680
01:26:00,417 --> 01:26:01,667
But we haven't slept for two nights!
1681
01:26:01,834 --> 01:26:03,459
Shouldn't we think of something else?
1682
01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:04,917
I remember what you said last time:
1683
01:26:05,834 --> 01:26:07,042
confidence does not make you a winner.
1684
01:26:07,792 --> 01:26:09,126
But with no confidence, you'll definitely lose.
1685
01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:14,001
I believe in Captain,
and I believe in this operation.
1686
01:26:57,292 --> 01:26:59,376
Hey, your hard-on finally went soft!
1687
01:26:59,584 --> 01:27:00,667
Hey, it's gone!
1688
01:27:00,834 --> 01:27:04,959
Yes, I'm not hard anymore!
1689
01:27:17,542 --> 01:27:18,626
I can't go on.
1690
01:27:20,292 --> 01:27:22,667
Come on!
1691
01:27:55,209 --> 01:27:56,209
Time!
1692
01:27:57,501 --> 01:27:58,584
6:55!
1693
01:28:00,167 --> 01:28:01,667
Now who'll dare say...
1694
01:28:02,126 --> 01:28:05,209
that B-team can't finish 10K in 35 minutes!
1695
01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:10,584
Captain! I'm so happy to be a part of
the "Sex War" operation!
1696
01:28:11,209 --> 01:28:13,709
I think it was a success!
1697
01:28:14,751 --> 01:28:17,876
I'm also very happy to be getting prostitutes
with everyone else!
1698
01:28:19,376 --> 01:28:22,459
Next time, include me as well!
1699
01:28:22,626 --> 01:28:23,626
This part...
1700
01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:25,126
...is a bit harder to say!
1701
01:28:29,584 --> 01:28:32,251
Just like, "What happens in Vegas,
1702
01:28:32,459 --> 01:28:33,626
stays in Vegas"...
1703
01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:35,376
what happens in Macau,
1704
01:28:35,542 --> 01:28:36,751
there won't be a second round.
1705
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,376
In the end, our "Sex War" operation was
just a waste of money and sweat.
1706
01:28:40,376 --> 01:28:41,876
For example, Ka Ho's under investigation
1707
01:28:42,042 --> 01:28:44,459
and even got his dad into the hospital...
1708
01:28:44,626 --> 01:28:46,126
But in the end the two of them patched things up.
1709
01:28:46,292 --> 01:28:49,167
Strangely, they both previously went
for that flat-chest bitch...
1710
01:28:49,334 --> 01:28:50,876
...and they both promptly rejected her.
1711
01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,584
Ho said that when his father gets better...
1712
01:28:53,751 --> 01:28:57,209
...he'll take him to No.1 Clubhouse
for a family trip.
1713
01:28:57,376 --> 01:28:58,792
As for Josh, you'd never guess.
1714
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:00,001
For someone so uptight who has never been
with a hooker...
1715
01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:02,542
...he finally goes out and sleeps with one...
1716
01:29:02,709 --> 01:29:04,501
...even telling her later on to move to his flat
and become a trainee.
1717
01:29:04,709 --> 01:29:08,292
Everything's been so clear...
1718
01:29:08,459 --> 01:29:11,792
...starting from the beginning...
1719
01:29:11,959 --> 01:29:13,167
...it definitely shows that he's from Boston...
1720
01:29:13,334 --> 01:29:16,001
...buttoned-up on the outside,
but open-minded on the inside.
1721
01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:20,959
And what did I gain from this "Sex War" operation?
1722
01:29:21,126 --> 01:29:22,001
Two syllables:
1723
01:29:22,167 --> 01:29:23,667
Respect.
1724
01:29:24,167 --> 01:29:26,584
Weren't we going to a buffet? Why Japanese food?
1725
01:29:26,751 --> 01:29:28,376
After all that...
1726
01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:31,459
...we should remind ourselves of
the taste of some raw tuna.
1727
01:29:34,334 --> 01:29:35,334
How's it down there?
1728
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:36,792
My flag's still at half mask...
1729
01:29:36,959 --> 01:29:37,959
...as if saluting some soldiers
who were killed in action.
1730
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,167
What? I'm just copying him.
1731
01:29:42,667 --> 01:29:45,084
You learn from him,
and you'll also get our death stares.
1732
01:29:45,251 --> 01:29:46,126
Fuck.
1733
01:29:46,292 --> 01:29:50,042
Shame on you, asshole.
1734
01:29:50,209 --> 01:29:51,459
Cheers.
1735
01:29:52,667 --> 01:29:54,001
Josh, cheers.
1736
01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:55,167
Cheers.
1737
01:29:56,751 --> 01:29:59,459
Seriously, if you don't want
to stay in our B-team...
1738
01:29:59,626 --> 01:30:02,042
...I'll inform the head
and transfer you to A-team.
1739
01:30:02,292 --> 01:30:04,667
What now? You wanna kick me out?
1740
01:30:06,376 --> 01:30:08,876
OK, I did once think that you were rubbish...
1741
01:30:09,667 --> 01:30:11,334
But now I discover that you are a great leader.
1742
01:30:12,292 --> 01:30:14,709
Thanks for the flattery,
but I'm not as good as A-team.
1743
01:30:14,876 --> 01:30:16,167
But I don't think you were right about something.
1744
01:30:16,334 --> 01:30:17,417
What?
1745
01:30:18,584 --> 01:30:22,292
You said one guy alone cannot save a team...
1746
01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:25,459
...but this "Sex War" operation
was successful...
1747
01:30:25,876 --> 01:30:26,709
...because of you.
1748
01:30:27,959 --> 01:30:30,667
You always said you wanted to be the best
of the best within the SDU...
1749
01:30:31,334 --> 01:30:32,459
...You're now on your way.
1750
01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:34,834
The most important skill is flattery.
1751
01:30:35,084 --> 01:30:36,334
Am I good enough then?
1752
01:30:36,584 --> 01:30:37,834
Just right.
1753
01:30:40,376 --> 01:30:42,251
Hong Kong's most wanted criminal Wang Tao
1754
01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:44,917
has been arrested by Macau officers.
1755
01:30:45,209 --> 01:30:48,667
According to leads, this is the biggest
and longest search operation...
1756
01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:52,292
...made by Macau authorities.
1757
01:30:52,709 --> 01:30:55,917
The police spokesman also said that
one of Wang Tao's accomplices...
1758
01:30:56,084 --> 01:30:56,917
...was working undercover with the police...
1759
01:30:57,084 --> 01:30:59,376
What the hell, I arrested him!
1760
01:30:59,584 --> 01:31:01,376
Forget it.
1761
01:31:03,209 --> 01:31:04,042
In other news,
1762
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:06,501
Hong Kong police force's
Special Duties Unit...
1763
01:31:06,751 --> 01:31:08,126
known as SDU...
1764
01:31:08,292 --> 01:31:11,084
beat 16 other countries to claim 1st place...
1765
01:31:11,251 --> 01:31:13,626
in the International American
1766
01:31:13,792 --> 01:31:14,501
Special Forces competition.
1767
01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:17,376
Can you tell us the secret to SDU's
success this time?
1768
01:31:17,959 --> 01:31:21,292
Team spirit, that's the most important thing.
1769
01:31:21,876 --> 01:31:24,417
Team spirit!
1770
01:31:24,584 --> 01:31:27,459
We always get along well as a unit!
1771
01:31:27,751 --> 01:31:29,459
So what if you're good at shooting...
1772
01:31:29,626 --> 01:31:30,751
...you can't beat us at ejaculating!
1773
01:31:30,959 --> 01:31:33,459
Good one. How'd you say it in English?
1774
01:31:33,626 --> 01:31:34,459
I am proud of you!
1775
01:31:34,626 --> 01:31:35,251
Proud!
1776
01:31:35,417 --> 01:31:36,417
Proud!
1777
01:31:40,209 --> 01:31:42,126
Have we had enough? If not, we change venues.
1778
01:31:42,417 --> 01:31:43,542
But we just sat down.
1779
01:31:43,709 --> 01:31:45,417
There's a new place in Macau...
1780
01:31:45,584 --> 01:31:51,459
where you eat abalone on top of
a real woman's abalone...
1781
01:31:51,626 --> 01:31:53,501
...And you eat without chopsticks...
1782
01:31:53,667 --> 01:31:59,667
Each piece must be eaten using only one's mouth.
1783
01:32:01,251 --> 01:32:03,917
Gosh! Just thinking about it makes me wanna...
I am ready!
1784
01:32:04,084 --> 01:32:05,792
Really? Again?
1785
01:32:06,292 --> 01:32:07,626
We just got back.
1786
01:32:07,792 --> 01:32:09,126
OK, sorry, I didn't say anything.
1787
01:32:09,292 --> 01:32:10,292
We can think about it.
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