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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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There's nothing like
a warm sheet,
fresh from the drier.
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(SIGHS)
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I'll be dead asleep
in no time.
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(SNORING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Hey!
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What are you supposed to be?
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(VOCALIZES)
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Give me my sheet back.
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-Huh.
-(VOCALIZES)
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Okay ghost.
So that's how it's gonna be.
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I'm gonna haunt you down!
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Give me my sheet!
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Not so fast!
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Thank goodness for two-ply.
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Okay! Come on!
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Get back here!
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That's 2000 thread count
Egyptian cotton!
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BUGS: Where'd you go?
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I have had my fun
of you, specter.
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Ha! Ha!
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Time for you to get what for!
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Take that and that and that!
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And this and that and that
and that and that!
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And that!
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Do you like that?
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You glorified poltergeist!
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(WHEEZING)
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I'd really be freaked out now
if I actually believed
in ghosts.
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(YELPS)
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Oh! No you don't!
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(GRUNTING)
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BUGS: Hey!
Who turned out the lights?
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(VOCALIZES)
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A-ha!
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Gotcha!
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Argh!
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Open up!
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Huh!
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Can we iron out
our differences?
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Open up.
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Come out, come out.
Wherever you are!
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Mommy!
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Hmm.
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Stop it!
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Nobody possesses
Bugs Bunny's guest house.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GULPING)
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You're drinking
straight from the carton?
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That's the last straw!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Wow, wow, wow, wow!
That tears it!
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Look what you've done now!
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Look pal, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot here.
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I mean there's no reason
why the two of can't get...
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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-Are you ready?
-Uh-huh.
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Are you sure?
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-Uh-huh.
-Now, what's this all
really about?
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(MUMBLING)
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I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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Hold on one second.
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How can I be a ghost
without a sheet?
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You need a costume?
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That's what you're all
grave about?
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Well, I can't scare people
if they can't see me!
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Why didn't you say so?
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I can make you
a super scary costume.
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Now, follow me.
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Okay, first things first.
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Am I scary?
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Oh, yeah.
People hate alarm clocks.
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-BUGS: And this.
-(CHOKING)
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And this.
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How do I look now?
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(GASPS) I can hardly stand
to be in the same room
with you.
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But we are not finished yet.
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BUGS: This. And one of these.
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Some of these.
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And the piece de resistance.
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Voila!
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You are the creepiest,
scariest ghost I've ever seen!
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Really? Do I look like
a vision of the other world?
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Oh, you look otherworldly.
That's for sure.
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Try to scare me.
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(VOCALIZES)
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Yeah! Try something scarier.
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Like happy birthday.
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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!
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Ahh! Oh, man!
That's terrifying!
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Now get out there
and scare some people.
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If I were you, I'd start
right next door.
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(SIGH) Man!
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I thought I'd never get rid
of that dead weight.
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(THUNDER BREAKING)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!
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(VOCALIZES) Happy birthday!
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(WILE SCREAMING)
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(WHISPERING) Happy birthday!
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Porky recommended it.
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He says the characters
are compelling.
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And whilst the plot is
somewhat derivative at first,
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it wildly builds to
a feverish pace,
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then turns the whole thing
into a riveting affair.
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Episode one.
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(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)
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Wow!
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Porky, you weren't kidding.
That was amazing!
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Must watch episode two!
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(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)
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Porky, curse you!
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I can't leave the TV!
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Must watch season 14!
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-(SIGHS)
-(TV SHOW THEME PLAYING)
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Ah!
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What a satisfying
conclusion to season 57.
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You could almost
end the show there.
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Okay, on to season 58.
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-TERRY: I don't know.
-Huh?
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If you ask me, it kinda
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jumped the shark
back on S36, E12.
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Hey! What's the big idea?
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-Who are you?
-Oh, uh. (CHUCKLES)
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I'm a Dust Bunny,
name's Terry.
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How are ya?
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Dust?
But where'd you come from?
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Well, you have to admit,
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you kind of let the place go.
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Listen, you gotta scram!
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I'm a genuine germophobe.
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Hey! I'm not going nowhere!
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This is my place now,
and there ain't nothing
you can do about it!
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Oh, yeah?
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Get out of my house!
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Why you little... I'll teach
you to dirty up my place!
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Bringing your dust all over,
sitting on my sofa.
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Well, that ought to be
the end of that.
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, hello!
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You've really
put yourself together.
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(STAMMERING) I mean,
you clean up nice.
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Although, uh,
you got a little something
on your face.
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-Right there.
-I do?
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Go like this.
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-Uh, did I get it?
-Nope, go like this.
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-Better?
-More like this.
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Now go like this.
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-(LAUGHING)
-(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey! (SCREAMING)
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Give me that!
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Let's see how you like
being swept out of the house!
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I think it's time
to bust this dust!
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MAN ON TV: Up next, compulsive cleaning!
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(LAUGHS)
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This hoarder has a house full of hamsters!
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-(DOOR BELL RINGS)
-Huh? Aw!
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What?
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Bugsy Haze here
with a question for ya.
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-Huh?
-Is your household cleaner
tough on germs?
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And judging by this place,
apparently not.
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Uh... (CHUCKLES)
Yeah.
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Well, I'm here to
talk about Moxy-Clean.
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The household product that's
more than just a cleaner.
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It's a sanitizer.
It's a deodorizer.
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It's a salad dressing.
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-Mmm.
-That's not all.
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It slices. It dices.
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It breaks down the dirt
at the molecular level
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and blasts dark carbons
and pollutants
so you don't have to.
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It cleans 99% of
household dust.
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Oh, come on now.
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You just name it,
Moxy-Clean will tame it.
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Oh, yeah? Really?
I bet it couldn't tame me!
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Well, I don't know.
I mean, we never
really actually...
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Come on big talker!
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Let's see if you could
take this dirt ball down!
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All right doc,
you asked for it.
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Just my luck.
This guy is the 1%.
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(SCREAMING)
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-Howdy Terry?
-Hey good lookin'.
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Wait a minute.
You two know each other?
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Sure. He and I used to
hide under your bed.
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Uh, forget I asked.
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ALL: Hiya fellas!
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-(BUGS SCREAMING)
-Let's get him!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(BUGS SCREAMING)
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I believe it was
Shakespeare who said,
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"It will hath put a spirit
of youth in everything."
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(SHEEP BLEATING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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My leaves!
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My branches!
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My life-long desire to dance
in the Russian ballet!
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We're never gonna
catch him like this!
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We've gotta pull together
and work as one.
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(ALL INHALING DEEPLY)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLING)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GROWLING)
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Hey! Now that's
what I call clean.
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-(GASPS)
-(PANTING)
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(SIGHS)
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It was just a dream.
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Better safe than sorry.
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TERRY: I couldn't disagree
with you more.
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(GASPS)
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(GROWLING)
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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