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(upbeat music)
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- Ah, good morning Uncle Martin.
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Uncle Martin?
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(audience laughing)
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Boy, if there's one
thing I can't stand,
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it's a blabbermouth.
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(audience laughing)
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What is that you're working on?
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- What?
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- That machine, what's it for?
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- Oh, my equilibrium
establisher.
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When I arrived on earth,
my sense of balance
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had to be changed to
suit your gravity.
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Going back to Mars
requires a return
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to my former sense of balance.
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello?
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Oh, hi Mister Benson.
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Yes sir.
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Who?
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I'll get right there.
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(phone slamming)
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Of all the rotten luck.
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- Luck, good or bad, is
usually of our own making.
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- Oh, come on Uncle
Martin, would you
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please forget the platitudes?
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Right now, I am
facing a catastrophe.
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- Catastrophe?
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What sort of catastrophe?
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- Well, I don't know yet exactly
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but you can bet your
last martian dirkle
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that there's gonna be one.
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I've just been assigned to
a story with Jerry McClain.
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- McClain?
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Isn't he the rather ingratiating
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young photographer you
introduced me to last week?
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- Mm-hm.
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Oh, he's a nice
guy all right, but,
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well Uncle Martin, it's
just that he's a Jonah.
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Every time he's
on an assignment,
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something always goes wrong.
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Always.
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- Purely an
environmental byproduct.
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- Huh?
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- The last time I
met the young man,
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I read not only his mind,
but his memory bank.
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From the time Jimmy
was a small boy, Tim,
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he's been told he
couldn't do this right
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and he couldn't do that right,
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so that by now he's come
to accept it as a truth
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even before the fact.
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- What do you mean?
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His goofs are sort of
psychological reflex action?
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- Exactly.
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He's lived so long with
a conviction that people
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expect him to commit errors
that he subconsciously
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feels he must accommodate them.
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- Well that's just great.
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Now I have an emotional problem.
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I don't know if I should
feel sorrier for him
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or for myself.
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(audience laughing)
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- Tim, where is your assignment?
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- Eh, it's down at
the police station.
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They just picked
up Big Red Higgins.
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Huh, with Jimmy on
that assignment,
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Big Red will probably escape,
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probably shoot three
reporters on the way out
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and you can just bet
your bottom dollar
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I'll be one of them.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well, perhaps I
can be of some help.
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- Getting me shot?
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Thanks a lot.
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(audience laughing)
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- No, no, no.
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I mean helping Jimmy
to get over this
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foul up fixation of his.
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- Well, I hope you
don't have to help him
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over my dead body.
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(audience laughing)
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- No, you just wait,
something will go wrong.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, you see?
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You see?
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It started already.
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(audience laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Jimmy.
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- Well hi Tim, Mister O'Hara.
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- Oh, how are you
this morning Jimmy?
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- Oh, well, same as usual.
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So far everything is
okay, but give me time.
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It's early yet, I'll
foul up somewhere.
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(audience laughing)
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- Now then, your failures
are all in your mind.
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- And in the personnel
files of the three
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newspapers I've been fired
from in the last six months.
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(audience laughing)
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Boy, if I blow this
one, I won't make
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copy boy on the hobo news.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey, what's happening?
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- Well, they got Big Red
Higgins up on the fifth floor.
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They're gonna bring him
down in this elevator.
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With my luck, they'll probably
use that one over there.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey, here they come now.
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(buzzing)
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(upbeat music)
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- He got away.
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Big Red slugged me
and he got away.
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(intense music)
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(audience laughing)
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(circus music)
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- I got it.
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I got a shot of the capture.
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For once, a loser
comes out on top.
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- Hey Uncle Martin,
that was quite a catch.
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- Mm-hm, that's also
going to be quite
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a photograph that Jimmy took.
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Unfortunately, I'm
allergic to isotopium.
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- Huh?
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- That's the primary element
in my equilibrium machine.
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Therefore, I sprayed myself
with a ray-proof compound.
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In brief, I'm currently
invisible on film.
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(audience laughing)
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Oh, and to make matters worse,
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he's telling your
editor that he's got
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an exclusive picture
of me and Big Red.
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- Oh no.
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- Tim, what am I going to do?
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If I destroy it,
Benson will fire him.
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If I don't, my
identity as a martian
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is sure to be disclosed.
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- Do you realize you
can get yourself into
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more spots than a dry cleaner?
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(audience laughing)
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- I'm going to hate
myself Tim, but, uh.
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(space sounds)
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- I finally did it.
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Nobody's gonna me an
8-ball anymore, no sir.
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No editor is going to
pink slip me anymore
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Not with this baby, no sir.
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Oh, they're going to fire me,
that's what they're gonna do.
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Fire me.
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(audience laughing)
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The film, it's ruined.
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I must have forgot
to push the slide in.
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- Gee, that, that's
tough luck Jimmy.
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- Yeah, tough luck, that's me.
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Tough luck McClain,
the General Custer
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of the fourth estate.
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(audience laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Do you have the vaguest
idea of what Benson just did?
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- He fired Jimmy.
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- Burned him at the
stake is more like it.
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He took away his press
card, his parking pass.
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- Please Tim, spare
me the details.
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I feel badly enough
about having divorced
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Jimmy from his job
without hearing the terms
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of the property settlement.
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(audience laughing)
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- It's not your
fault Uncle Martin.
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What else could you do?
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- Tim, if it hadn't been for me,
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Jimmy would have his picture
and his self-confidence back
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so I'm going to have to set
things the way they should be.
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- How?
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- Simply by getting Jimmy to
accomplish one job well done.
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- Uh, that'll be
very rare for Jimmy.
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Let's face it, he's fired,
out, kaput, finished, done.
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(audience laughing)
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- Benson will take him back.
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- Ha, he'd sooner hire
his own mother in law.
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(audience laughing)
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- Even if Jimmy had
the scoop of the year?
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- You don't mean that
you're thinking of
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revealing your identity?
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- Hardly, but would
my futuramic camera,
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I should be able to
ascertain tomorrow's
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front page today.
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(upbeat music)
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- Tim.
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- Well, I hate to
sound trite but you
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look like the cat that
swallowed the canary.
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- I believe in this
case, the word pigeon
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would be more aptly substituted
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for the proverbial canary.
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- Huh?
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- Do you recall a gambler
by the name of Joey Macon?
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- Oh, are you kidding?
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I wrote enough pages
at his trial to be able
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to wallpaper the
entire Grand Canyon.
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(audience laughing)
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But anyway, Macon
got off scott free.
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Some Joker by the name
of um, um, Beardon,
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Leon Beardon took
the rap for him,
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but what does Macon
have to do with Jimmy?
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- My nose for news briefly
inhaled Mister Macon
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as I passed him on the street.
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I got a whiff of
something newsworthy.
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- Beardon?
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Well, that must mean that
he's out of jail now.
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- And due to meet
Macon at 8:00 tonight.
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Observe.
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- Yeah, well that's Macon.
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Yeah, that's Beardon.
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Hey, it looks like
Macon's paying him off.
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Uncle Martin, this
could be dynamite.
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- Enough to blast Jimmy
back onto the payroll
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and give him some of
the self-confidence
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he so sadly lacks.
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Now all we have to
do is to get Jimmy
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to take the same picture.
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Call him up.
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(ghostly sounds)
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- Oh, now, now,
now, wait a minute.
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I appreciate all the
things that you're doing
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for Jimmy, but messing around
with Macon and his boys, um.
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- You are reaching a
disconnected number.
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(audience laughing)
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Please try again.
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(upbeat music)
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- You know, maybe you
should have covered him
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with some kind of a
martian protective screen
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on the way over.
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He is already 25 minutes late.
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- He'll be here.
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- Oh sure, by
Easter or Christmas,
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if he hasn't run out of
gas or cracked up his car.
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- Tim, it's lack of faitH
in Jimmy such as yours
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that has made him
what he is today.
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Kindly remember, it was my
interference that prevented
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him from starting on his
new road to accomplishment.
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(door knocking)
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- Ah.
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(punch)
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(audience laughing)
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- Gosh, I'm sorry, your lip.
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- Oh, it's all right.
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I've got another one.
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(audience laughing)
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Well, I think our
boy has detoured off
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the new road you
were talking about.
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(audience laughing)
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- I'm sorry I'm late,
but I had to stop off
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to get myself disengaged.
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- Disengaged?
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- From Peg, the girl
I was going with.
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You met her Tim.
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- Oh yeah, yeah, she
was a very nice girl.
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- Yeah, no sense in
her making plans with
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a guy who can't hold down a job.
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My luck, I couldn't
even break us up.
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She wasn't home.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well, perhaps by the time
the night's over Jimmy,
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you'll have changed your mind.
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- Yeah, what my uncle means is
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we have an assignment for you.
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- An assignment?
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Look, maybe you fellows
didn't get the word
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but I'm applying for
unemployment insurance tomorrow.
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(audience laughing)
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That is if I can ever find
my social security card.
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- Jimmy, this
assignment could easily
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get you back on the
paper and there'd
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be no necessity for
becoming disengaged.
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- Yeah, it's the
scoop of the year.
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- And you want me to
cover it with you?
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That's all Benson
would have to hear.
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That you took me along.
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Look, Tim, you're a nice guy.
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Why would I want
to get you fired?
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- Jimmy, for Pete's sake,
I can almost guarantee
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that you'll make it.
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Now just think of it.
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An exclusive photo
by Jimmy McClain of
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Joey Macon paying
off Leon Beardon.
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- You're making with the jokes.
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- Tim received a tip-off
that they're meeting
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at the junk shop on
Madison at 8:00 tonight.
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- And you want me
to get the shots?
285
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You better see a doctor Tim,
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you're coming down
with something.
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You're delirious.
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(audience laughing)
289
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That's a fine thing
to say to a man
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who has all the confidence
in the world in you.
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Who believes you to be
one of the most capable
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photographers in the country.
293
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(audience laughing)
294
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- You really think
that much of me Tim?
295
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:56,056
- Oh, well, I've always
said to Uncle Martin
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that's there only
one around like you.
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(audience laughing)
298
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:02,796
- Well Jimmy, are
you going to confirm
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Tim's faith in you or not?
300
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,100
All you have to do is
set your mind to it.
301
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,269
- Well, what, what
can I say to a guy
302
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,638
who said that about me?
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I'll do it.
304
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,674
(beeping)
305
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:21,414
Sorry, I almost knocked it over.
306
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:27,087
If I set my mind to it,
there's nothing I can't do.
307
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,057
(crashing)
308
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,761
(audience laughing)
309
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,762
- Uncle Martin?
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- I know, I know.
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He switched on the
machine and acquired
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a martian sense of equilibrium.
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He'll be clumsy as a clod
until the effect wears off.
314
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- Well don't just stand
there, do something.
315
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,741
- Well what would you
suggest that I do?
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- Panic?
317
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:50,911
(audience laughing)
318
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,947
(suspenseful music)
319
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,552
(audience laughing)
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00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,924
- It's the funniest thing.
321
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I don't feel dizzy or anything,
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but I keep going one way
and my feet go another.
323
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,162
- Yeah, well that's
why I came along.
324
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,164
I noticed that you
were having problems.
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- Boy, is this ever weird?
326
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,802
- Possibly you've caught
a virus of some sort.
327
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It'll dissipate itself
within a few hours.
328
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,972
- I sure hope so.
329
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,473
- I think we better
move over behind
330
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,308
that wardrobe over there.
331
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:24,277
(suspenseful music)
332
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,314
(audience laughing)
333
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,650
(crashing)
334
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,326
- Well, I think you're
right Uncle Martin.
335
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,394
I think we are gonna make
the front page, also page 37.
336
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,930
- 37?
337
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,464
- Yeah, that's where they
write the obituary column.
338
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,499
(audience laughing)
339
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,136
(upbeat music)
340
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,205
- Please don't, don't help me.
341
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,907
I'm perfectly capable.
342
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,944
(audience laughing)
343
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,281
(springing sounds)
344
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,683
(audience laughing)
345
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,852
Maybe if I stood up now.
346
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:05,853
(audience laughing)
347
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,889
(suspenseful music)
348
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,493
(springing noise)
349
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,267
Funny, I can't seem to
keep my feet under me.
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(crashing)
351
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,038
- You all right Uncle Martin?
352
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,074
- I'll know in a moment.
353
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:32,412
- Well I hate to tell you but
your finger isn't working.
354
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,580
(audience laughing)
355
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,781
Oh come on Uncle Martin,
it's almost 8:00.
356
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,683
Now, what are you gonna
do about Joey Macon
357
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without the (whistles).
358
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,053
- An excellent question
considering that at this moment,
359
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I couldn't lift a
feather even with the aid
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of an atlas booster.
361
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,493
(audience laughing)
362
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,269
- Hey, they're here.
363
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,205
- Behind the wardrobe, quickly.
364
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,806
- My shoe, my shoe,
I lost a shoe.
365
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,742
- [Tim] No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
366
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,745
- Thanks, I dropped it.
367
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,280
- Shh.
368
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,449
(frantic music)
369
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,650
What are we gonna do?
370
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,054
- Hide, turn this around
and hide behind it.
371
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,562
(audience laughing)
372
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,532
And I don't have another one.
373
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,000
(audience laughing)
374
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,403
- I'm sorry Uncle Martin but
there's no back on this closet.
375
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,371
- There's Beardon.
376
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,607
(suspenseful music)
377
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,442
- You're right.
378
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,478
(audience laughing)
379
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,914
- And there's Joey Macon too.
380
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,384
(suspenseful music)
381
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,886
We're actually seeing a payoff.
382
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,754
- $25,000.
383
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,293
That's pretty good for a year
of doing nothing, ain't it?
384
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,928
- [Jimmy] My camera,
where's my camera?
385
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,063
- Here, here.
386
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,297
I put an infrared flash in it.
387
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,431
They'll never know
you took the picture.
388
00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,967
Go ahead, take it.
389
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:01,969
Take it!
390
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,773
(crashing)
391
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,708
- Over there, get them.
392
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,679
Get lost, get lost.
393
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,714
- All right, hold it
right where you are.
394
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,483
Give me those plates.
395
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,220
- Oh yeah, here you are.
396
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,255
(glass breaking)
397
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,190
(audience laughing)
398
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,191
- Come on, come on, get up.
399
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,459
(audience laughing)
400
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,460
- All right, give me that film.
401
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,495
Search them.
402
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,068
- This guy's got a press card.
403
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,369
- Yeah I, I made it myself.
404
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,837
(audience laughing)
405
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,572
- I don't listen to people
I don't hire to talk.
406
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,407
Shut up.
407
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,641
(audience laughing)
408
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,675
Put them on ice
until I get back.
409
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:43,910
- Get to it.
410
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,378
- Yeah, well now, now,
now, wait a minute.
411
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,946
What do you want to
take us prisoner for?
412
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,681
I mean, I mean after all, the
police wouldn't believe us.
413
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,882
You have the photograph.
414
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,651
- What did I just
tell you a minute ago?
415
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,086
- Shut up?
416
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,088
- Yeah, them were my very
words, shut up, get out of here.
417
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,125
(audience laughing)
418
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,127
Get them out of here, will you?
419
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,530
(audience laughing)
420
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,566
(suspenseful music)
421
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,942
- How's your finger?
422
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,611
- About as useful as a
firefly in a lighthouse.
423
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,080
(audience laughing)
424
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,415
- Look, why don't you just
use that subliminal hypnosis?
425
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,517
You know, convince them
that we're really nice guys
426
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,885
and they ought to let us go.
427
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,120
- I tried that.
428
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,456
Apparently their brain
cells are too primitive
429
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,890
to receive my transmission.
430
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,125
(audience laughing)
431
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,326
- What are we waiting for?
432
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,028
- The bus to Pomona.
433
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,732
- No, I mean why are they
keeping us here all tied up?
434
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,369
- Because Joey Macon
is taking your camera
435
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,003
and film out to develop it.
436
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,373
He wants to be sure
that he got the negative
437
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,476
on that picture you took
of him paying Beardon off.
438
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,911
- Oh, I wish they'd hurry up.
439
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,946
These ropes are
making my hands stiff.
440
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,182
- Oh?
441
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,616
Well you just wait until
Joey Macon gets back.
442
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,386
He's going to make us stiff
all over, permanently.
443
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,020
(audience laughing)
444
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,655
- You mean they're going to?
445
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,791
Oh, they wouldn't, would they?
446
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,993
(audience laughing)
447
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,295
- I'm afraid he's right.
448
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,330
They have very limited
plans for our future.
449
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,132
(audience laughing)
450
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,033
- Well, I guess
I finally did it.
451
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:18,305
I not only cooked my last
chance, but yours as well.
452
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,240
- Tim, this is serious.
453
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,041
- You noticed.
454
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,310
(audience laughing)
455
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,377
- I mean Jimmy, he's
completely given up.
456
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,878
- Oh, well that makes two of us.
457
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,080
Would you care to
make a threesome?
458
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,014
(audience laughing)
459
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:28,948
- No thank you.
460
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:29,882
A martian never says die.
461
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,118
- Oh?
462
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,585
Well what is Joey
Macon gonna say?
463
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,154
Remember one thing, his
trigger finger isn't broken.
464
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:37,190
(audience laughing)
465
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,727
- Nor will mine be for long.
466
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,833
That's a hand crank
generator, Tim,
467
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,235
and if it's still
in working order,
468
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,303
I may be able to regenerate
my levitating finger
469
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,805
with an electric charge.
470
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,074
Meanwhile, I'll have to do
it the old-fashioned way.
471
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,110
- Do what the old-fashioned way?
472
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,545
- Levitate.
473
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,081
Finger levitation wasn't
perfected until the year 5003.
474
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,250
(audience laughing)
475
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,617
The sturdy martian
pioneers had to levitate
476
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,953
through sheer concentration
and willpower.
477
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,188
- Oh, that must have
been awfully difficult.
478
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,957
- Naturally, it's
extremely exhausting
479
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:15,128
and very slow compared to
modern methods however.
480
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,964
- Uncle Martin, wait one second.
481
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,199
- Hm?
482
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,367
- After all this time,
do you think you can
483
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,635
really levitate
through concentration?
484
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,771
- Well, I'm going to try.
485
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,176
(sniffing)
486
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,944
- What is it you're
gonna levitate?
487
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,080
- The ropes on Jimmy's hands.
488
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,515
- His hands?
489
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,883
What about ours?
490
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,752
- Tim, there's more at stake
here than just our lives.
491
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,556
A man's self-esteem
must also be rescued.
492
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,593
(suspenseful music)
493
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,455
- Tic tac toe.
494
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,389
(audience laughing)
495
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,357
I win.
496
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,758
- I win, big deal.
497
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,560
Wins a lousy game
of tic tac toe,
498
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,595
you make it sound
like the daily double.
499
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,198
(upbeat music)
500
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,636
- Hey, what's the
matter with you?
501
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,205
- Oh, he, uh, he's all worn out
502
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:35,942
from doing his
sitting up exercises.
503
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,444
(audience laughing)
504
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,011
- How can you do sitting
up exercises sitting down?
505
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,780
(audience laughing)
506
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,317
- It's uh, it's all
done with the mind AC.
507
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,288
It's the next step after
isometric exercises.
508
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,289
(audience laughing)
509
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,123
- Oh yeah, I heard of them.
510
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,825
You don't move around much.
511
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,860
(audience laughing)
512
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,061
(knuckles cracking)
513
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,097
(audience laughing)
514
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,700
Now that's the idea AC.
515
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,001
Now the next step is
to do it in your head
516
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,270
without using your hands.
517
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,537
That shouldn't be
too difficult for one
518
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,673
of your mental capabilities.
519
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,276
I've noticed you're a
champion at tic tac toe.
520
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,109
(audience laughing)
521
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:10,943
- Yeah.
522
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,879
(audience laughing)
523
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,347
I'm gonna have to work on that.
524
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,384
(audience laughing)
525
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,023
(suspenseful music)
526
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,126
(audience laughing)
527
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,395
- Jimmy, you're free.
528
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,662
How did you do it?
529
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,930
- I don't know.
530
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,098
- It doesn't matter.
531
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,500
The important thing
is now you can
532
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,134
sneak out and call the police.
533
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,469
- Me, sneak out?
534
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,638
Oh no, I'd just
foul it up again.
535
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:42,041
But maybe I could
untie you guys.
536
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:42,942
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
537
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:43,810
There's no time.
538
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,077
No, no, no.
539
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,346
Joey Macon will be
back any minute.
540
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,314
Now hurry, now,
while they've got
541
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,815
their minds on something else.
542
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,418
(upbeat music)
543
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,891
- You gonna play tic
tac toe or are you
544
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,427
gonna stand there fiddling
with your fingers?
545
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,694
- I'm not fiddling with
my fingers, I'm thinking.
546
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,731
(audience laughing)
547
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,935
- Mister O'Hara, I can't do it.
548
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,403
- You've got to, you can do it.
549
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,039
- Yeah, just think, if
Joey Macon comes back
550
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,141
and kills all of us, you'll
never forgive yourself.
551
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,144
(audience laughing)
552
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,147
- All right, I'll try,
but I'll never make it.
553
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:24,183
(suspenseful music)
554
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,088
(crashing)
555
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,289
- He'll never make it.
556
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,824
- I don't expect him to.
557
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:34,494
Here, pull that generator
over here with your foot.
558
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,964
- Well you're closer
to it than I am.
559
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,099
(dragging)
560
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,267
- All right, now wind it up.
561
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,134
You can do that can't you?
562
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:42,969
- I can try.
563
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,803
- Well then wind.
564
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:44,637
- All right.
565
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,674
(suspenseful music)
566
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,911
- Oh, well this isn't my day.
567
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,814
(audience laughing)
568
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,516
This isn't even my year.
569
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,485
- You were naughty,
you tried to escape.
570
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:01,053
Now just so you don't
forget and try it again.
571
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,955
(punch)
572
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,426
(audience laughing)
573
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,527
(punch)
574
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,362
(audience laughing)
575
00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,064
(playful music)
576
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,085
(crashing)
577
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:38,725
- All right, everybody up.
578
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,360
(upbeat music)
579
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,232
- Uncle Martin, I believe
that's a historical first.
580
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,967
Airmail special
delivery, no hands.
581
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,937
(laughing)
582
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,573
(upbeat music)
583
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,544
(door knocking)
584
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,445
- Tim?
585
00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,311
Tim?
586
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,181
Tim, someone's
knocking at the door.
587
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,349
(knocking)
588
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,585
Tim, someone's
knocking at the door.
589
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:08,254
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry Uncle
Martin, I didn't hear it.
590
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,458
(upbeat music)
591
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,425
Hi Jim, come on in.
592
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,593
- Hi Tim.
593
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,594
Hello Mister O'Hara.
594
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,162
I've only got a minute.
595
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,797
I'm on my way over to Peg's.
596
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,298
We're going to set the date.
597
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,867
- Well that's wonderful
Jimmy, congratulations.
598
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,669
- Thanks, I just
wanted to tell you
599
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,737
the police found
that picture I took.
600
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,305
Macon had it in his pocket.
601
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,074
He's a dead duck.
602
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,408
- Hey, how about Benson?
603
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,477
Did you talk to him?
604
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,744
- Oh I sure did.
605
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,513
He hired me right
back with a bonus.
606
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,482
- Well then, I guess you're
on top of the world tonight.
607
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:39,218
- Oh I sure am Mister O'Hara
and I'm going to stay there.
608
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,821
I found I can do anything
I set my mind to.
609
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,189
- You hold that thought Jimmy.
610
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,691
- Oh I intend to.
611
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,126
Well listen, I gotta run,
Peg's waiting for me.
612
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,661
- Good night.
613
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,730
- See you tomorrow
Tim at the office.
614
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,831
- Right.
615
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,867
(suspenseful music)
616
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:05,177
(audience laughing)
617
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:27,433
I did it.
618
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:30,970
I did it.
619
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,539
(audience laughing)
620
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:33,472
I levitated it.
621
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:34,574
(audience laughing)
622
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,407
The old-fashioned way.
623
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:36,876
(audience laughing)
624
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,277
- Congratulations.
625
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,812
Keep working at it Tim.
626
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:43,082
It'll keep you away from the
girls and leave them for me.
627
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,385
(audience laughing)
628
00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,988
(upbeat music)
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