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♪♪
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Hey, guys, I've got
some exciting news.
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I got us all tickets to
the big college football game
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this weekend
at my alma mater.
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Go, Pioneers! Whoo!
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Trust me, guys,
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it wasn't much better
from back here.
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- Football? Pass.
- You're going.
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Honey, if you wanted
a sports guy,
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- you should've married one.
- Excuse me.
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I mean, please don't leave me.
I'll go.
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I can't believe I'm gonna
have a real-life college
experience.
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Ooh, I wanna be like
those kids on TV
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who paint their faces
and scream into the camera.
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Bree, please
do not embarrass us.
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Everyone knows that
the proper way to enjoy
a sporting event
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is to clap politely,
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not hoot and holler
like a buffoon.
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Whoo, go, Tech!
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She's at the ten,
the five,
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touchdown, Vikings!
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( frenzied yelling )
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You went to
Mission Creek Tech?
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Best 12 years
of my life.
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And I was on
the football team.
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No way. They let girls
play back then?
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Nope. Had to grow
a mustache and say I was
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Tom from Ohio.
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Ugh. Pioneers?
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I knew there was a reason
I never liked you.
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You went to
my rival school.
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Oh, yeah.
State's takin' Tech down.
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In your dreams.
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I just wish I could
be there to see it.
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The game's been
sold out for weeks.
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- You should talk to Tash--
- No, she shouldn't.
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Do you have tickets?
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Uh... no.
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Good. Because I know,
if you did,
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you'd invite
your bestie Terry.
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Right?
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Did she say bestie
or beastie?
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You just said
you didn't like me.
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I've grown as a person
since then. Come here.
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Don't fight it.
Like me back.
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The world's first
bionic superhumans.
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They're stronger than us.
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Faster.
Smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is...
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living on a bionic island.
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Come on, boys,
let's go.
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I want to get there early
so we can tailgate.
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- ( squeals )
- Hey!
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Who's ready to reluctantly
attend a sporting event?
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I know I am.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Bob.
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I only have enough tickets
for our family.
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- Oh, great.
- Immediate family.
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- Fantastic.
- I don't have
a ticket for you.
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Sounds good.
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If he's not going,
I'm not going.
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Aw, you'd really
do that for me?
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Of course, man.
We're buds.
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I'm not gonna leave you
here by yourself.
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Then I guess we have
an extra ticket.
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Oh, I'll take it.
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I can't believe
I'm actually saying this,
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but since we have
an extra ticket,
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should we maybe
offer it to Perry?
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( raucous laughter )
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( sighs ) Well, it's
just you and me, Bob.
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What do you wanna
do today?
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I know. I can
leave you here
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while I go to
that football game.
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I got an even
better idea.
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Go get the web cam.
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- He's Bob.
- And he's Adam.
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Welcome to Breaking Stuff
With Bob and Adam,
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- the place where Bob...
- And Adam...
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break stuff.
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We're gonna break
old equipment from
our junk room.
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Like this laptop.
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Not my new laptop.
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This old speaker
is ten times bigger
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than the ones
we use today,
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but not for long.
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That was awesome!
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Man, that was a great
first episode.
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Wait, I was supposed
to be recording this?
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Hi. I'm All-Pro
three-time Super Bowl champion
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Willie McGinest,
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and I'm standing next to
Pioneer Pete,
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the oldest monument
in Mission Creek.
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A hundred years ago,
Pioneer Pete saved the college
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from a disastrous fire.
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The remaining wood was used
to build this beloved statue.
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( spectators cheering )
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Oh, to be back
in college.
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I had the best days
of my life here.
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Other than the day
you married
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the Donald Davenport,
right, sweetie?
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Get me my own island
and we'll talk.
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Hey, why is everyone
staring at us?
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Because they know
we're bionic.
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I am totally using
to get in with them.
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Are you really
that shallow?
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You're gonna flaunt
your bionics
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just to impress
a bunch of
tailgating gorillas?
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Yes.
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( all booing )
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Leo, why are you wearing
the Vikings colors?
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What do I know about
team colors?
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Just be happy it's clean.
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See, this is why you need
Mommy to pick out your clothes.
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Hey, Dooley,
nice threads.
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Oh, great, I've been
looking for a grease rag.
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What are you
doing here?
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I'm here for the Ultimate
Tailgate Challenge.
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The winner scores tickets
for the big game.
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And since I cook and eat
most of my food
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in a parking lot already,
I'm a shoo-in.
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For what, parasites?
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Shut it, Frodo.
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Behold, my tailgating
spectacular.
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Great. I'm starving.
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And now I am not.
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You're cooking food
on your car?
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Better than anything
you ever cooked.
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Ooh, check out
my rotisserie chicken.
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So do you have a way
to cook them,
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or are you more of
a raw bird kind of gal?
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Mmm!
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Delish!
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Hey, what are you all
doin' here anyway?
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The game's sold out.
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( all stammering )
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We came for the chicken.
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( nervous laughter )
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Is that diesel?
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Welcome back to
Breaking Stuff With Bob...
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And Adam.
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- He's still Bob.
- And I'm Bob.
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It's time for old
Mr. Laser Disc Player
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to meet my lasers.
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Yeah!
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That was incredible.
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If we keep this up,
we'll be the number one
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web show of the week.
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Then less talking
and more breaking.
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Yeah!
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I think we ran
out of stuff.
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Hey, I know something
that'll get us
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even more viewers
than breaking stuff.
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Two bionic guys
with super strength
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play catch with
the coffee table.
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I like it.
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Okay, Bob,
just to warn you,
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if you don't catch it,
you might get decapitated.
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Hey, forget bionic
superhumans.
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We should be movers.
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Okay, let's make this
more challenging.
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- Bob, go long.
- On it.
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Oh, no!
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I think we scratched
the table.
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You know, if you don't
think about how it was cooked,
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the chicken is actually
quite tasty.
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Oh, I ran out of chicken.
That's falcon.
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I'm done.
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But you haven't even tried
my sausages yet.
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You cooked them
in the tailpipe?
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You call it a tailpipe,
I call it a smoker.
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Any time I see hot air
coming out of something,
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the first thing I think is,
how can I put meat in there?
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And to think
you're still single.
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( people cheering )
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Well, that's enough
E. coli for one day.
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Time to go wow
my college buds
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with some bionic
razzle dazzle.
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( chanting )
M.C. State,
M.C. State!
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Hey, guys, what's
everyone looking at?
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- I can't hear you!
- M.C. State, M.C. State,
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M.C. State,
M.C. State, M.C. State.
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Chase?!
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What are you doing?
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I thought you said
flaunting your bionics
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for attention
was shallow.
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It is, and I'm
okay with that.
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They like me.
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Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase!
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( cheering )
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Hey, guys, I just
picked up the tickets
from Will Call.
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They're on
the 50-yard line.
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Oh! I don't know
what that means,
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but let's get outta here
before Perry sees them.
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( growling )
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Please tell me there's
a four-foot pit bull
behind us.
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You have tickets?!
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You lied to me.
How could you?
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We're family.
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Okay, fine, you can have
our extra ticket.
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No. After you lied to me,
I want all of them. Gimme!
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Ha! What do you know?
I caught 'em.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Those aren't the tickets.
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- I'll get them.
- No way.
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If I can't have them,
neither can you.
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No!
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Now that's a hot ticket.
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00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:29,957
Good news.
The chicken's still delish,
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and the tickets are like
an extra layer of skin.
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( booing )
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All right,
keep walking.
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- Can we just go home?
- No way.
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I have been looking
forward to this for months.
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There's gotta be a way
we can get into that game.
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How? She ate our tickets!
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Fifty-yard line?!
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Then we are just gonna
have to do whatever it takes
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to beat Perry at that
Ultimate Tailgate Challenge.
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Come on, Leo, let's go.
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Team Davenport
is takin' you down.
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Good luck. I've been
in the mouth of a shark,
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a bear, and three kinds
of snake,
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and they're all
grillin' on my car.
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Bob, what are we
gonna do?
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If Mr. Davenport sees this,
we're gonna be in
a lot of trouble.
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I got it.
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If we destroy
everything else
in the academy,
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he'll never even notice
the capsules.
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Bob, that is
a horrible idea.
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We don't have time
to do all that.
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Don't worry.
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I've got something.
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Does this look close?
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That looks terrible.
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You should try
the duct tape.
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Excuse me.
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I'm judging the Ultimate
Tailgate Challenge.
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You mind if I take
a look around?
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Not at all, Big and Tall.
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This is Perry's
Meat Wagon.
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Let's see, we've got
hamburgers, hanger steak...
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Wait. What kind of
meat is that?
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Hmm. Hard to tell.
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On the way here,
I took a shortcut
through the zoo.
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Can you believe it?
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This people actually
think I'm fun.
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Me! I don't even
think I'm fun.
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Isn't college awesome?
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I wouldn't know.
I haven't talked
to any of them
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because you've been
hogging all the attention.
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But you know what?
I have bionics, too.
253
00:13:39,749 --> 00:13:44,119
Hey, guys, ever seen
a cheerleader at super speed?
254
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,464
Two, four, six, eight,
go...
255
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,129
( weakly )
State.
256
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:55,472
( all booing )
257
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,665
Don't worry.
I'm still here.
258
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,307
( cheering )
259
00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,150
Ooh, is it over?
260
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,982
Wait. It couldn't be.
261
00:14:13,984 --> 00:14:16,064
I just got here.
262
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,827
Who's booing now?
263
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,588
- Go, Vikings.
- Pioneers.
264
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:21,830
Pioneers. Go, Pioneers.
265
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:27,404
Hey, Perry,
check this out.
266
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,213
And it's got
satellite TV
267
00:14:35,205 --> 00:14:38,405
with surround sound
for your viewing pleasure.
268
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,951
Oh... anyone thirsty?
269
00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:48,624
It dispenses 30 different kinds
of beverages.
270
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,490
Who cares?
Nobody likes drinks.
271
00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,474
And when the Pioneers win...
272
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:57,896
( people cheering weakly )
273
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,767
I said
when the Pioneers win...
274
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,370
( loud cheering )
275
00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:04,632
Push this one little button,
the hood pops up,
276
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:08,514
and we get a spectacular
fireworks display.
277
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,238
You should probably just
give me the tickets right now.
278
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,841
Well, clearly, your vehicle's
the one to beat.
279
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:17,354
You know, we could combine
our tailgates
280
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:19,847
so that we both
win the tickets.
281
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:21,749
- Really?
- Never!
282
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,721
Crank it up, Donald.
283
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:27,503
( dance music blaring )
284
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:33,329
Mom, you're supposed to be
punishing her, not me.
285
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:39,166
Nice goin', Bob.
286
00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,909
Replacing the broken capsules
with the ones from the dorm
was genius.
287
00:15:41,911 --> 00:15:45,451
Yeah. So what if other
students need them to survive.
288
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,815
That's tomorrow's problem.
289
00:15:47,817 --> 00:15:49,677
Hey, I know
we had fun today,
290
00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:52,219
but do you think we might've
taken things too far?
291
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:54,252
Absolutely.
What's your point?
292
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,334
Well, I was thinking.
293
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,656
Even though
we got away with it,
294
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,288
maybe next time,
we shouldn't do something
so destructive.
295
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,891
You're right.
296
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:05,802
BOTH: And that was
Life Lessons With Bob and Adam.
297
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,795
Now back to breaking stuff.
298
00:16:07,797 --> 00:16:09,367
Yeah!
299
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,970
Not my laptop, Bob.
300
00:16:18,348 --> 00:16:20,908
Welcome back to
the Ultimate Tailgate Challenge.
301
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,280
It's come down to
these two finalists,
302
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,963
with the winner getting
six tickets to the big game.
303
00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:30,286
Oh, yeah, nothin' better
than me and five empty seats.
304
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:38,832
( chanting )
Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase,
Chase, Chase, Chase!
305
00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:39,768
You hear that?
306
00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:41,499
They're chanting my name,
307
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,301
and not because
they're angry with me.
308
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,744
Great.
309
00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:48,736
This was probably my one chance
to have a college experience,
310
00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:51,038
and you're having
the day I wanted.
311
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,081
I know. Can you
take some pictures?
312
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,754
Bree.
313
00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:58,916
Bree, wait.
314
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,588
Look, I'm sorry.
315
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,620
I didn't mean
to steal your thunder.
316
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,202
But there's no reason
we can't both have fun.
317
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,857
I have an idea.
318
00:17:14,404 --> 00:17:16,614
Ready to do what
no Mission Creek
State student
319
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,766
has ever been able
to do before?
320
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:20,268
Oh, yeah.
321
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,643
Whoo!
322
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,247
She got the Viking
mascot head.
323
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,819
- That was epic, Bree.
- ( all cheering )
324
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:34,781
However, it is
technically
stealing,
325
00:17:34,784 --> 00:17:36,294
so I'm gonna have
to return it
326
00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:39,186
- to its rightful owner.
- ( all booing )
327
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:47,836
Ah! And once again,
328
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,037
everything is right
with the world.
329
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:53,239
M.C. State,
M.C. State!
330
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,753
I'm out of mustard.
331
00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:57,775
Can I trade you
this bottle of ketchup?
332
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,177
I found it under a bridge,
so you know it's good.
333
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,650
Sorry. We don't need
your ketchup.
334
00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:04,983
( growling )
335
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,894
This is what happens
when you try to be nice.
336
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:15,571
Seriously? I just
put this on!
337
00:18:19,729 --> 00:18:21,669
( booing )
338
00:18:21,671 --> 00:18:23,431
Leo, stop.
339
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,683
They think you're defacing
the Pioneer mascot.
340
00:18:25,675 --> 00:18:29,005
Oh, no. No!
341
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,038
- ( booing )
- The judge is coming over.
342
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,311
He's gonna think
they're booing us.
343
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,513
He's not with us.
344
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,854
- Boo!
- Come on!
345
00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:39,047
Mom.
346
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:40,548
Sorry, honey.
347
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,320
I just really
want those tickets.
348
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,692
Boo!!
349
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,797
Really? That's how
it's gonna be?
350
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,632
Hey, Perry,
want some help?
351
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,474
Yes. This is my number.
352
00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:58,506
Give it to
Mr. McGinest,
353
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,768
and tell him not to
call after 9:00.
354
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:10,047
Dooley, these
aren't right.
355
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,119
My kabobs need to be
flame-broiled.
356
00:19:12,121 --> 00:19:14,021
I got this.
357
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,068
Mm. That's delicious.
358
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,569
You just sacked
my taste buds.
359
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,054
That's not fair.
He's using bionics.
360
00:19:37,046 --> 00:19:39,106
I gotta find a way
to cook these things faster.
361
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:41,378
Throw some frank-burgers
in the tailpipe.
362
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,563
I gotta find a way
to turn the heat up.
363
00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:47,155
Donald, be careful.
364
00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:50,316
I'm fine. I just need
to make it hotter.
365
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,532
That may have been
the wrong button.
366
00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,795
What do you mean,
the wrong button?
367
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,597
Duck!
368
00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:10,106
Oh, love the fireworks show.
369
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:14,279
Especially when it lit
Pioneer Pete on fire.
370
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,945
Burn, Petey, burn!
371
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,590
Did I win?
372
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,129
And since there was
so much fire damage
to the stadium,
373
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,731
they had to cancel
the game.
374
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,174
- You're going to
the next one.
- Yes, dear.
375
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,038
I'm gonna go
take a shower.
376
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,040
My body paint
is running...
377
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,242
off campus.
378
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:48,116
I should take one, too.
379
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,817
I still smell like
Perry's diesel dogs.
380
00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:56,762
Man, I can't believe
you guys started a fire.
381
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,326
Talk about careless.
382
00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:01,558
Very irresponsible.
383
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:05,501
Hey, guys, look,
they're showing it on TV.
384
00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:08,035
And since there's
no game highlights
to show you
385
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:11,767
please enjoy the most
popular web clip of the week.
386
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,984
Whoa, those actors
look just like us.
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