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( door bell rings )
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Ho, ho, ho!
Santa's here.
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I'm not sitting in your lap.
Just hand out the gifts.
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Presenting
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this holiday season's
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hottest new action figures!
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Adam, Bree and Chase.
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Wow!
Cool!
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Toys!
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They're so cute.
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Yeah. Now that the world knows
and loves you guys,
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a toy company was
eager to put one of these
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in every kid's stocking--
for a small licensing fee.
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Ahem!
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Didn't they forget
a certain someone?
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I'm just saying, this face
would look dashing
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in molded plastic.
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It appeals to children
of all ages.
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Leo, we agreed to keep
your bionic arm a secret.
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Besides, this is about Adam,
Bree and Chase.
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And me!
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Waaa! Psshhk!
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( imitates jet engine )
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What?
It comes free with the set.
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Right, because no one
would actually pay for you.
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Look, Chase,
yours is life-sized!
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Oh, and look!
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Adam's head is hollow,
just like the real thing.
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It's not hollow.
It's filled with potential.
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Wait, potential?
More like air.
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What?
What does that even mean?
( all talking )
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Guys, it's Christmas.
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This is a time
to think about others,
not yourselves.
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Which is why famed TV reporter
Tasha Davenport
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is hosting a charitable toy
drive at school.
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Oh, it can be
a little about me.
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Of course it can, honey.
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Now that that little
self-involved side trip
is over, check it out.
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Heh heh heh!
Your action figures
are now second place
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on the holiday gift
best-seller list.
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Second place?
Oooh.
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What's first?
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A-- A toy called
the Nerble.
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What the heck is a Nerble?
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That?
That's just a furry orange ball.
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Yeah, who would
buy that stupid thing?
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Nerble, Nerble, Nerble,
Nerble, Nerble...
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What? It has fur and rubber.
What else do you need in life?
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Ooh, Donald.
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I bet
the kids at the charity drive
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would love
some of your old toys.
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Tasha, they're not toys,
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they're scientific inventions--
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No! No, no!
Stay away from my toys!
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The only reason
the Nerble is outselling us
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is because our action figures
don't have any cool features.
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But a furry rubber ball
with one eye does?
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You see? She gets it.
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Hey, you know what will
make your toys number one?
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Drop a little dab of Dooley
in that fun pack.
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Hey.
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Or we could make
better prototypes
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and get the toy company
to sell them.
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Then we'll be number one
instead of the Nerble.
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You guys are ridiculous.
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Who cares if some little toy
is beating us?
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I do. We're heroes.
We should be number one.
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I don't see
any furry rubber balls
saving the world.
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No, but they do bring
the world joy.
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How?
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Ohhh!!!
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See? Joy.
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The world's
first bionic superhumans.
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They're stronger than us,
faster, smarter.
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The next generation
of the human race is...
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Living in my basement?!
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Look, guys, I just finished
improving our action figures
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with some cool new features.
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Check out Adam's.
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TOY:
Activating heat vision.
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Okay, now show me
the cool thing you added.
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And Bree's.
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TOY:
Activating superspeed.
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Whoosh whoosh,
whoosh whoosh.
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Super speed!
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Super? No.
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Well, check this out.
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TOY:
Calculating GPS coordinates.
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Yes!
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Oh, Chase,
how can I put this in a way
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that won't hurt your feelings?
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You're the worst person
that's ever been born,
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and this is
the biggest waste of time
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and money I have ever seen.
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These are no better than
the originals.
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Hello?
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Did you not hear
the "whoosh whoosh,
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whoosh whoosh?"
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Look, if you're gonna
soup these things up,
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at least add some real
super speed to mine.
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Oh, and super agility.
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Oh, and hair extensions!
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Well, I'm just
trying to keep it real.
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What I think Bree
is trying to say is,
our fans are awesome,
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so they deserve action figures
that are awesome.
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But they're toys.
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It's not like I can put
actual bionic abilities in them.
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Sure you can.
We have a lab,
you have no life--
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get to work.
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Okay, I know you're upset
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because you didn't
get your own action figure.
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So...
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You made me
a Leo action figure?
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No. But I did make
something even better.
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A high-speed
snowball launcher.
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Well, it's a good thing
we live in a place
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where it hasn't snowed
in 60 years.
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It doesn't matter.
'Cause this little baby
freezes water instantly.
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All you have to do is
fill up the tank and...
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Instant snowball.
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It's about time you made
something useful.
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You know, I have another
launcher down in the lab.
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We could have
an epic snowball fight.
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Yes!
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So rare the cow volunteers
for the slaughter.
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Lock and load.
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TASHA: Leo!
Run and hide!
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Leo, I hope you don't mind,
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but I collected
some of your old toys
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for the toy drive.
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Sounds good. Take them all.
See you later.
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Oh and Donald,
can you pick up my mother
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from the airport today?
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I'm just swamped gathering
all the donations.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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"Absolutely?"
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Last time I asked,
you hid in the laundry hamper.
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Excuse me, I wedged myself
in the laundry chute.
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There's a difference.
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But today
I would be happy to.
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Do anything that gets you
out of here faster!
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Relock and reload!
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Oh, one more thing--
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( snowball launcher fires )
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Cold! Cold! Cold!
Yes, dear?
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Please, don't tell my mother
about Leo's bionic arm.
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She already flipped out
about Adam, Bree and Chase.
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If she finds out about Leo,
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I may not outlive her.
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You got it,
absolutely no mention
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whatsoever
of Leo's bionic arm to Rose.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Byeeeee!
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( shivering )
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I thought she'd never leave.
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Okay, let's go get the
other launcher from the lab.
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( snowball launcher fires )
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Sorry, I think
that one slipped out.
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Oh, you are about to have
a very white Christmas.
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Where did you get that?
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Do you even know me?
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I always open
my Christmas presents early.
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The Nerble stared down at us
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from its perch
on the number one spot.
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But we would
not back down.
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No, we wouldn't--
because we're strong!
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And boring.
Get on with it.
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All right, now watch
what happens
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when I press this button.
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( explosion )
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Oh, cool!
I wish I could do that.
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And check this out.
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Whoa, look at that
little momma go!
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You are goin' down, Nerble!
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Uh, not that I care,
because I don't.
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Watch this.
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So realistic, right?
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You can't fly.
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Toy me can fly!
End of discussion.
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Look out!
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Chase, kids can't play
with these toys.
They're too dangerous.
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Oh, come on,
they're not that dangerous--
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Okay, I see your point.
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Just put them in here.
I'll get rid of them.
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Aww. But I like him.
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Ow!
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Traitor!
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( explosion )
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Yeah, you should probably
get rid of those.
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Give it up, Leo!
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You can run,
but you can't--
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hi-i-i-i-ide!
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Ohhh!
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Ha! Bull's-eye.
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And that's
pretty impressive considering
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how small the target is.
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Wait.
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Time out,
my launcher is stuck.
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It's making snowballs
but it's not launching them.
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I'm sorry, all I'm hearing is
"sitting duck."
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Whoa!
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Ha ha! Hello!
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That's it. I don't
need this launcher.
I have bionics.
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No fair. You can't
use your bionic arm.
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Bionic arm?!
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Rose! I'm--
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I'm not supposed
to pick you up
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from the airport until--
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two hours ago.
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Did I just see
what I just saw?
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If you need me,
I'll be in the laundry chute.
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Hey, guys,
I finally figured out
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how we can top the Nerble.
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Instead of giving ours
real bionic abilities,
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we can just get--
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Hey, what happened
to the action figures?
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Well,
I don't know about mine,
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but yours is probably
somewhere doing homework.
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I don't get it.
They were right here.
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( cell phone buzzes )
Uh, guys?
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You might want to see
what Tasha just posted.
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"At the toy drive.
Giving is so much fun."
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Oh, no! Tasha took
our action figures
to the toy drive!
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Those things are
deadly weapons!
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Don't just stand there, Chase,
fly us to the school!
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Oh wait...
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Tasha!
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Hey, guys,
what a wonderful surprise.
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Did you come to
help me with the toy drive?
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Of course not.
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Uh, where are
the action figures?
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I just handed them out
to the kids.
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What?
Why would you do that?
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I assumed you left them
in that old box to donate.
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The kids just love them.
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Mostly because
we ran out of Nerbles.
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We have to get them back!
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Well, at least they haven't
found the button yet.
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What button?
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That button.
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This is a disaster!
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Yeah. I'm gonna go home
and play with my Nerble.
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Bionic arm?
Bionic arm?!
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Leo, I want you to tell me
what's going on,
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and don't you lie to me.
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Uhh--
That's a lie!
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Well--
That's another lie!
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I'm just a child.
I didn't know what was going on.
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What are you doing?
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She already hates you. I can
still get out of this alive.
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What have you done
to my sweet grandbaby,
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you evil little elf?
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Little?
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You know, Leo, I knew
it was a bad idea for you
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to live in this crazy
techno science house
256
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:09,907
with Doctor Jekyll
and Mr. You-Better-Hide.
257
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,042
Grandma--
Don't you Grandma me.
258
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,514
He has turned you into
some kind of robot Frankenstein.
259
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:17,836
Look at you.
260
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,758
Half human,
half phonograph.
261
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,679
Phonograph?
Open your mouth.
262
00:13:21,681 --> 00:13:23,261
Let Grandma see
what kind of machinery
263
00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:25,563
he put all up in there.
264
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,345
Rose, I didn't give him bionics.
It was my brother.
265
00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,688
Still your flesh and blood.
266
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,520
You know what,
let me get my hair dryer.
267
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:34,432
I'm gonna put
some machinery in you.
268
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:37,114
Hey, Leo, please.
Back me up here.
269
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,317
If you resist, it'll hurt more.
It's better to just agree.
270
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:44,031
Is it also better
to just throw me
under the bus?
271
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,624
Bus?
She is a bullet train!
272
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:51,287
Forget the hair dryer.
I found my flat iron.
273
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,621
I don't know what it can do,
but we're about to find out.
274
00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:07,846
( girl shrieks )
275
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:12,641
I knew this day
would come.
276
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:14,812
First the toys
attack the humans,
277
00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:16,074
then they recruit
the refrigerators
278
00:14:16,066 --> 00:14:17,816
and microwaves
to seal our doom.
279
00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:19,067
We need to stop this!
280
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,360
Okay, obviously,
the Adam figures
281
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,902
are the most dangerous,
so we have to get those
282
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,624
out of the kids' hands first.
283
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,325
Wait, what's wrong
with the Bree doll?
284
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,701
Oh, no, I made them
too perfectly.
285
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:34,873
What does that mean?
286
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,174
She's glitching
just like we do.
287
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,797
The bionics are
burning out the motor.
288
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,500
( screaming )
289
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,762
Okay, change of plans.
Go for the Bree ones.
290
00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,596
What did you
do to these toys?!
291
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:50,929
Made them better?
292
00:14:57,317 --> 00:14:58,687
Oh, no. Oh, no.
293
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:08,735
Okay,
go after the Chase ones first.
294
00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:10,788
You know what,
just get them all.
295
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:13,832
Got you.
296
00:15:23,803 --> 00:15:26,433
Merry Christmas!
297
00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:28,677
Okay.
298
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,471
I think we got all of 'em.
299
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,646
I only count eight.
300
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:38,727
We're missing one.
301
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,438
I'll check the hallway.
302
00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:44,653
Uh-oh.
303
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,594
Adam, be careful.
304
00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:08,136
He's unstable.
305
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,718
So am I.
306
00:16:18,808 --> 00:16:20,018
Nice shot!
307
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,360
You nailed it!
308
00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:25,703
Why is it you always hurt
the ones you love?
309
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,777
I'm gonna need you guys
to clean this up.
310
00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,253
Tasha, it's Christmas.
311
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,455
Stop thinking about
what you need
312
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:37,746
and start thinking
about others.
313
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,672
Stand still.
314
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,724
I don't want to leave
any part of you unflattened.
315
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,468
Leo, help.
Tell her it's not my fault.
316
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,471
I--
317
00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:53,632
You can blame whoever,
318
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,353
but this only happened
for one reason.
319
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,515
Because you over-react
and you have anger issues?
320
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,099
No!
You're a bad father.
321
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:03,692
Wait, what?
322
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:04,693
You heard me.
323
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:06,744
He's a bad father.
324
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:07,986
Okay, that's it.
325
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,907
Grandma, you can yell at him
for a lot of things.
326
00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:11,739
He's egotistical,
immature--
327
00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,741
Handsome.
328
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,152
Delusional.
329
00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:18,205
My point is,
he is not a bad father.
330
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,788
It's okay, Leo.
331
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,579
No, it's not.
332
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,621
Don't you talk back
to your grandmother.
333
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:25,343
That is disrespectful.
334
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,965
What's disrespectful
is you still treating me
335
00:17:26,966 --> 00:17:28,166
like I'm seven.
336
00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:29,628
So what are you now?
Eight?
337
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,051
I'm 16.
338
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,982
Sixteen?
Well, you look eight.
339
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,177
Listen, Grandma,
340
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:41,519
he is the best father
I could ask for.
341
00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:44,391
And yes, I have a bionic arm
because of his technology,
342
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:47,034
but that technology will also
allow me to help people.
343
00:17:47,026 --> 00:17:48,736
How?
344
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:51,108
Well, I could lift a car off
of someone,
345
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,821
I could punch through a wall
and rescue some people.
346
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:57,155
I could power you
through the line of shoppers
347
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:58,827
on Black Friday.
348
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,408
Keep talking.
349
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,460
Look,
I'm not a little boy anymore,
350
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,263
so I'm not going to walk
on eggshells around you
351
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,255
for the rest of my life.
352
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:08,707
Wait a minute.
353
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,879
Are you standing up
to your grandmother?
354
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:16,933
Yes, I am.
355
00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,846
If you're okay
with that.
356
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:24,059
Well, I guess you have
become a man.
357
00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,233
Look,
I still don't approve of you
358
00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:27,526
having that bionic arm.
359
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,487
But I love you, so I guess
360
00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:31,989
I'll just
have to learn to accept it.
361
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:34,491
And we will be going
shopping on Black Friday.
362
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:36,785
Give me a hug.
363
00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:40,998
Thanks, Grandma,
but I think the person
364
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,410
you should really be
hugging is him.
365
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,506
Bring it in, Rose.
366
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,050
Well, it is Christmas.
Come here.
367
00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:57,215
Tell me one thing, Leo.
368
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:59,757
Why did you need
a bionic arm anyway?
369
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,679
It's a funny story,
370
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,810
a ceiling beam fell on him
371
00:19:02,812 --> 00:19:05,142
while a bionic madman
was trying to kill him
372
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,694
for the third time.
373
00:19:07,687 --> 00:19:09,897
Give me that gun!
374
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,979
You 'bout to eat
a whole lot of snowballs.
375
00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,481
Come here.
376
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:20,407
Great.
You ruined the toy drive.
377
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:21,740
It's not totally ruined.
378
00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:22,871
The kids can still have fun
379
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:25,592
with these
melted action figures.
380
00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:27,875
Hiya, kids!
381
00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:30,959
Yeah, it's just sad.
382
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,303
We're sorry, Tasha.
383
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:38,675
Yeah, we never meant
for those action figures
to leave the lab.
384
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,798
I think
what she's trying to say is,
385
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,350
this is all your fault.
386
00:19:43,893 --> 00:19:47,073
I just feel bad for the kids.
They have no gifts.
387
00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,936
And they were so excited
when I told them
388
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,148
they were going to get to play
with your action figures.
389
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,571
I just wish
there was some way
390
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:54,943
that we could
make it up to them.
391
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:57,816
Maybe there is.
392
00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:01,198
Okay, I'm your
real life action figure.
393
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,410
Go ahead
and give it a throw.
394
00:20:03,743 --> 00:20:04,783
( explodes )
395
00:20:04,784 --> 00:20:06,834
Oh, yeah!
Nice shot, kid.
396
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:07,666
Whoo!
397
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,287
Okay, next.
398
00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,749
Who wants a 200 mile-per-hour
piggyback ride?
399
00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,292
Okay, come on.
400
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,344
Whoo-hoo!
401
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:20,177
For the last time,
I can't fly!
402
00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,552
Eat your heart out, Nerble.
403
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,703
I, for one, am relieved
you know about Leo's bionic arm.
404
00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,276
Now I can stop
lying to you.
405
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:41,779
About the fact
that I've been lying to you.
406
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,174
Oh, what's this?
407
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:48,785
Hmm, knowing him,
it's either cheap or re-gifted.
408
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:53,129
It's just a little something.
Merry Christmas, Rose.
409
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:56,342
Oh!
A Grandma Rose action figure!
410
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:59,376
Donald, that is
so sweet of you.
411
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:00,879
It's so stiff and lifelike.
412
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:05,223
Because of its warmth
and charm.
413
00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:08,556
Hey, why is she wearing
a mission suit?
414
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,228
Oh, I just had
a new head molded.
415
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,689
I used the body of a Bree
prototype that was lying around.
416
00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:14,192
And it's re-gifted.
417
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,155
Wait, Bree prototype?
418
00:21:18,157 --> 00:21:20,487
Hey,
what does this button do?
419
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,200
Oh, no!
Everybody get down!
420
00:21:22,201 --> 00:21:23,401
( screaming )
421
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,499
You're right,
he is a bad father.
422
00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:05,583
( boing )
423
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:06,825
Yes!
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