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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,389 --> 00:00:09,759 Adam, stop! 2 00:00:10,841 --> 00:00:12,721 I told you, my weight set broke 3 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:15,773 and I need you to be my barbell. 4 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,306 And please, don't scream this time, 5 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,558 it's distracting. 6 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:23,101 Adam, put him down. That's how people get hurt. 7 00:00:23,104 --> 00:00:24,784 Hmm, good point. 8 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,355 I should probably stretch first. 9 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:33,110 Man, I'm so tired of him. 10 00:00:33,114 --> 00:00:35,374 So far this week I've been his weight set, 11 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,286 his football, and his jump rope. 12 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,458 On the bright side you've never looked more fit. 13 00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:42,541 I'm serious. 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,553 He's always using his strength to make my life miserable. 15 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,926 Why don't you get even? 16 00:00:46,927 --> 00:00:48,967 How? 17 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:51,799 None of my abilities can compete with his strength. 18 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:53,172 And it's hard to torture him with brain teasers 19 00:00:53,174 --> 00:00:54,774 when he doesn't have a brain. 20 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,637 Maybe I can unlock a new ability. 21 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:00,809 Give you something you've never had before, 22 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:02,061 the upper hand. 23 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,192 Yes! Let's do it. 24 00:01:04,185 --> 00:01:08,025 No, let's not. Absolutely finito. Forget it. 25 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,318 Why not? 26 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,450 Because I said so. 27 00:01:11,452 --> 00:01:13,402 You live under my roof, you play by my rules. 28 00:01:13,404 --> 00:01:15,044 End of discussion. 29 00:01:16,997 --> 00:01:18,907 "You live under my roof, you play by my--" 30 00:01:18,909 --> 00:01:20,369 DONALD: I can hear you! 31 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,344 All right, Chase, my hammies are loose. 32 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:26,626 I'm ready for round two. 33 00:01:26,627 --> 00:01:28,707 Uh, uh, uh, Mr. Davenport said 34 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:30,549 you can't bench press me anymore. 35 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:31,971 Yeah, but he didn't say anything about you 36 00:01:31,972 --> 00:01:33,212 being my shot-put. 37 00:01:34,805 --> 00:01:36,475 Come on, let's go for gold! 38 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,351 Starting with sprints. 39 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,393 I like it. 40 00:01:46,487 --> 00:01:49,687 ANNOUNCER: The world's first bionic superhumans, 41 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,320 they're stronger than us, 42 00:01:51,322 --> 00:01:53,732 faster, smarter. 43 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:56,124 The next generation of the human race is... 44 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,156 Living in my basement? 45 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:39,537 Douglas, you have to unlock a new ability for me. 46 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,200 Adam just put on boxing gloves 47 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:42,622 and tried to hook me to the ceiling. 48 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,415 I'm sorry, Donnie said no. 49 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:49,708 But look, I feel your pain. 50 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:51,050 When we were kids, 51 00:02:51,051 --> 00:02:53,091 he'd push me around all the time. 52 00:02:53,093 --> 00:02:54,303 Then I outgrew him. 53 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:55,675 Then you got the upper hand? 54 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,296 No, he invented a robot to beat me up. 55 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,640 Fisto Roboto was as cruel as he was calculating. 56 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,396 Well, if you know what it's like 57 00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:07,857 then why won't you help me? 58 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:10,188 Sorry, Chase, he said no. 59 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,020 And I've got to stay on his good side 60 00:03:12,022 --> 00:03:13,732 or else he'll cut off my allowance. 61 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:16,986 I'm saving up to buy a car. 62 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,529 You know, in case I have to live in it. 63 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,963 You know what? Fine, I get it. 64 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,745 Mr. Davenport is smarter 65 00:03:26,747 --> 00:03:28,917 and older and he controls you. 66 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,089 He doesn't control me, 67 00:03:31,091 --> 00:03:33,501 he just tells me what to do and when to-- 68 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:34,894 Okay, you're on! 69 00:03:36,547 --> 00:03:37,757 Let's unlock a new ability. 70 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:41,889 But first, grab a bat. 71 00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:43,392 You and me are gonna pay 72 00:03:43,394 --> 00:03:45,734 a little visit to Fisto Roboto. 73 00:03:47,398 --> 00:03:48,808 Yes! 74 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,060 ( slurping ) 75 00:03:51,061 --> 00:03:52,851 Ahh. 76 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,864 ( sighs ) 77 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:57,275 I am so glad to be home. 78 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,698 I just worked a twelve-hour shift 79 00:03:58,699 --> 00:03:59,739 at Tech Town. 80 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,200 I hear ya. 81 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:03,201 It's been pretty crazy around here, too. 82 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:04,793 I made a pitcher of iced tea, 83 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:06,415 but then I changed the water filter, 84 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,627 so I had to go back 85 00:04:07,628 --> 00:04:09,708 and make another pitcher of iced tea, 86 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:11,830 but then I realized I forgot the lemons... 87 00:04:13,464 --> 00:04:15,054 Like I said, it's been a whirlwind. 88 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:19,467 Well, it's better than being badgered by tech nerds 89 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:21,640 obsessed with our stupid contest. 90 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:23,722 Contest? What contest? 91 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,194 ( sighs ) 92 00:04:25,185 --> 00:04:27,305 We're about to hit our one millionth customer, 93 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,438 and whoever that is wins the grand prize: 94 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,230 an all-expense paid trip to go meet Tech Town's founder, 95 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:33,522 Franz Minsk. 96 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,404 Wait. Wait. 97 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:36,606 Wait, wait. 98 00:04:36,607 --> 00:04:38,947 The Franz Minsk? 99 00:04:38,949 --> 00:04:40,029 The man who's designing 100 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,570 a billion dollar tech theme park 101 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,712 with the world's first anti-gravity roller coaster? 102 00:04:44,705 --> 00:04:47,035 No, the other Franz Minsk. 103 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:50,249 Oh, man. 104 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,620 I've always wanted to meet him. 105 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,082 This is the coolest contest ever. 106 00:04:54,214 --> 00:04:56,684 Maybe I can be the first person 107 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:58,627 to throw up on his roller coaster. 108 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:02,971 Leo, with your delicate little stomach, 109 00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:04,563 you'll probably throw up in line. 110 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:07,926 Oh, I am winning that contest. 111 00:05:07,928 --> 00:05:09,098 How close are you to a million? 112 00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:10,729 I have no idea. 113 00:05:10,731 --> 00:05:12,691 You just have to buy something and hope you're lucky. 114 00:05:12,693 --> 00:05:14,703 Hmm, well, 115 00:05:14,695 --> 00:05:16,195 maybe a hundred dollar bill 116 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:17,776 will ensure I get lucky. 117 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,530 You do not have a hundred dollar bill. 118 00:05:23,864 --> 00:05:25,714 Touché. 119 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:32,951 Okay, we have to be quick before Donnie gets back. 120 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,043 Yeah. 121 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:35,804 This... Ow! 122 00:05:35,796 --> 00:05:37,756 will let me look through your list of hidden abilities 123 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:38,878 and see which one to give you. 124 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,379 Why don't you just give me 'em all? 125 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,761 No way. 126 00:05:41,762 --> 00:05:43,672 The human body can only take so much. 127 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:46,064 It's-- It's like a water balloon. 128 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:47,676 You fill it up too much and-- 129 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:49,388 Well, I don't want to spend the night 130 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,310 scraping Chase chunks off the ceiling. 131 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:54,103 Hmm, let's see, 132 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,114 uh, night vision? 133 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,146 Nah, your phone has a flashlight. 134 00:05:58,148 --> 00:06:01,068 Acid spit? Fun. 135 00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,361 Oh, but if you drool in your sleep, 136 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,782 you could melt your face off. 137 00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:06,785 No... 138 00:06:06,787 --> 00:06:08,747 Oh. (laughs) 139 00:06:08,749 --> 00:06:09,699 No. 140 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,660 Ooh, no. 141 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:12,752 Yes! 142 00:06:12,753 --> 00:06:14,043 I got it. 143 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,714 Awesome! Wait. 144 00:06:15,706 --> 00:06:17,256 This isn't gonna hurt, is it? 145 00:06:17,257 --> 00:06:19,047 Well, it's not gonna hurt me. 146 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:30,718 Well, Bree, apparently calculating receipts properly 147 00:06:30,721 --> 00:06:32,431 isn't one of your bionic abilities. 148 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:34,864 Sorry, Scott. 149 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:37,725 Guess I'm just not management material. 150 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,688 If you're a superhuman, 151 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,320 remind me again why you still work 152 00:06:41,321 --> 00:06:43,571 a part-time job for minimum wage? 153 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:46,414 Because I am trying to hold on to a tiny bit 154 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,736 of my normal teenage life. 155 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:49,698 You? Normal? Ha! 156 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,660 Hmm. 157 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:54,202 And because I want to be a people person, like you. 158 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,836 Just remember, around here... 159 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:00,919 I'm the superhero. 160 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,256 Hey, Leo, what are you doing here? 161 00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:09,718 I'm here for the contest. 162 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,680 I told you, you have to buy something. 163 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:13,893 Oh, well, I have been in the market 164 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:15,864 for some AA batteries. 165 00:07:17,267 --> 00:07:19,687 Ooh, alkaline. Fancy. 166 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:22,401 Ring 'em up. 167 00:07:22,402 --> 00:07:24,062 Fine. That's $4.99. 168 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,737 Sorry, you're not a winner. 169 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,450 I'll take another. 170 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,833 Sorry, you're not a winner. 171 00:07:35,415 --> 00:07:36,455 Nope. 172 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:39,288 Uh-huh. 173 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:42,041 Sorry. 174 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:47,345 You know these are a choking hazard, right? 175 00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:48,887 Thank you for the warning. 176 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:50,429 It wasn't a warning. 177 00:07:55,355 --> 00:07:56,645 Oh, no. 178 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,017 Adam's in here. 179 00:07:58,018 --> 00:08:00,858 I sure hope he doesn't try to bench press me 180 00:08:00,861 --> 00:08:02,521 or throw me across the room. 181 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:06,155 Like right now. 182 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,777 Tiny dough-like body just begging to get hurt. 183 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,702 Not now, Chase, I'm busy. 184 00:08:13,704 --> 00:08:15,714 What are you doing? 185 00:08:15,706 --> 00:08:18,326 I'm trying to figure out which is scarier, okay? 186 00:08:18,328 --> 00:08:20,118 One hundred duck-sized horses 187 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,620 or one giant horse-sized duck. 188 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,634 Well, I bet they could both take you in a fight. 189 00:08:26,627 --> 00:08:28,127 Ooh! 190 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:29,718 Chase, that wasn't even an option, 191 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,220 I need you to take this seriously, okay? 192 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:32,631 I'm thinking it's the massive duck-- 193 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:34,093 Just hit me. 194 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:36,644 If you keep interrupting me, I'm going to hit you. 195 00:08:36,637 --> 00:08:37,687 Then do it. 196 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,138 That wasn't interrupting. 197 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,559 In order to interrupt someone, you actually have-- 198 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:41,641 Just hit me. 199 00:08:41,642 --> 00:08:43,522 There it is! 200 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,107 What's that? 201 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:49,528 Laser Bow. 202 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,649 It's my new ability. 203 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:55,963 That's not a new ability, that's a giant glow stick. 204 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,997 But you hang on to it. 205 00:08:58,999 --> 00:09:01,329 We'll need it on Halloween when we cross the street. 206 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:10,670 ( groans ) 207 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,632 Hey! 208 00:09:15,475 --> 00:09:18,515 None of this would've happened if you hadn't interrupted me! 209 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:25,653 Excuse me, ma'am. Do you work here? 210 00:09:25,646 --> 00:09:28,816 Oh, good. You're here to not win again. 211 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,859 Actually, I'm broke. 212 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,611 So I'm here to return everything I bought. 213 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:34,754 Hyah! 214 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,996 Wait. 215 00:09:37,998 --> 00:09:40,958 You're gonna make me put all of those back on the shelf? 216 00:09:40,961 --> 00:09:43,831 No. That'd be crazy. 217 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,014 I'm gonna leave them right here 218 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:46,295 so I can re-buy them. 219 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:49,799 Watch it! 220 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,260 Ugh, it's you. 221 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:54,212 Didn't I ban you from this store? 222 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:56,854 Ooh, I've been banned from a lot of places. 223 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,887 Movie theaters, churches, Detroit. 224 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,061 And if the great state of Michigan 225 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:04,862 can't keep me out, what chance do you have? 226 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,395 Fine. 227 00:10:06,396 --> 00:10:08,356 How can I help you in a way that'll make you leave 228 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,608 as soon as possible? 229 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,150 Another one of your Internet boxes conked out on me. 230 00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:15,003 Funny how that always seems to happen 231 00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:16,695 on the last day of the warranty. 232 00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:19,447 Yeah, that's probably something you should look into. 233 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:22,702 Ohh. 234 00:10:22,703 --> 00:10:23,743 What?! 235 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:27,054 Is that...(sniffs)... chicken grease? 236 00:10:27,047 --> 00:10:30,207 Stay out of my personal life! 237 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:33,670 Now just sprinkle some of your geek dust on it and fix it. 238 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:37,064 Bree, I'm gonna leave this in your incapable hands. 239 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,606 What are you doing here, Dooley? 240 00:10:49,189 --> 00:10:51,649 Shouldn't you be at home disappointing your parents? 241 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,273 Shouldn't you be at the food court 242 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,664 stealing other people's lunches? 243 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,617 I don't steal, I graze. 244 00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:02,041 What are you hiding? 245 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,952 I can smell your fear. 246 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,674 That's not fear, that's chicken grease. 247 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,128 Keep buying, everyone! 248 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:11,550 One of you could be moments away 249 00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,591 from meeting Franz Minsk. 250 00:11:13,593 --> 00:11:14,723 Now the winner gets to meet him, 251 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,795 but I keep the cutout. 252 00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:20,798 I need a "plus one" for...everything. 253 00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:24,982 Oh, I get it. 254 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,565 You want to win the contest. 255 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,767 What? No, no, I don't. 256 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:30,900 Yes, you do. 257 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,691 And if you want to win, then I want to win. 258 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,912 Why? Why would you do that? 259 00:11:35,906 --> 00:11:38,276 Perhaps we haven't met. Terry Perry. 260 00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:39,698 Professional dream crusher. 261 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,133 ADAM: Try to get me now, Chase. 262 00:11:52,332 --> 00:11:54,132 Adam, what are you doing? 263 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:56,054 I'm taunting you 264 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:58,596 from the safety of my battle bubble. 265 00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:01,048 This way I can get you, but you can't get me. 266 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,101 Watch. 267 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:04,553 ( loud pop ) 268 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,520 Is the bubble still around me? 269 00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,152 Yep, you're good. 270 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:17,776 This won't hurt one bit. 271 00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:25,712 Chase, what is going on? 272 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,167 Ooh, you're in trouble. 273 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,012 You want to borrow what's left of my battle bubble? 274 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,383 You went behind my back 275 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,064 and you gave Chase a new ability? 276 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,056 I was only trying to help. 277 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,768 Look, I know you're mad, 278 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,689 but at least I'm not trying to abduct the kids anymore. 279 00:12:54,154 --> 00:12:55,824 That's true. 280 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,696 He hasn't committed a felony in weeks. 281 00:12:57,697 --> 00:12:58,947 Days. Days. 282 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:03,030 Wait, you gave him a new ability? 283 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,623 Well, don't expect a mug on Father's Day. 284 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:07,865 Oh, darn, I already ordered it! 285 00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:11,789 Guys, can you give us a second? 286 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,541 Yeah. Thanks, guys. Hey, don't worry. 287 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,844 You're getting a mug, too. 288 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,046 I meant you and Chase. 289 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,677 Fine, then nobody's getting a mug. 290 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,629 Oh, darn, I already ordered 'em! 291 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,136 I knew it was a mistake letting you stay here. 292 00:13:28,138 --> 00:13:30,058 You're right. 293 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,480 This is all your fault. 294 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:32,641 I forgive you, let's move on. 295 00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:34,392 Ah-uh-uh-uh. No. 296 00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:37,114 Oh, come on, Donnie, what's the big deal? 297 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,697 The big deal is you messed with their bionics. 298 00:13:39,699 --> 00:13:41,239 I just gave him a little boost. 299 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,991 I felt bad for the kid. 300 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:44,823 I know what it's like to be the younger, 301 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,714 much smarter brother. 302 00:13:45,705 --> 00:13:47,285 Oh, now I get it. 303 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,327 So because you have an axe to grind with me, 304 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,749 you give him a new ability 305 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,080 and upset the whole balance of power in the house. 306 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,503 Did you ever stop to think 307 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,964 how it will affect their teamwork on missions? 308 00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:59,797 I... 309 00:13:59,799 --> 00:14:01,089 did not. 310 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,382 Don't worry, I can fix this. 311 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,974 How? It's not like you can take the ability back. 312 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,637 What are you gonna do? Get rid of the kids and start from scratch? 313 00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,639 No. 314 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,681 Is that on the table? 315 00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:19,817 Sorry, you're still a loser. 316 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,939 Don't need a register to tell you that. 317 00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,913 How can you afford all of this? 318 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,575 Big D stopped paying you off. 319 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:28,656 It's worth the $40,000 in credit card debt 320 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,368 just to see you lose. 321 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,751 Okay, folks! 322 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:35,633 I'm not supposed to say anything 323 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,085 because it could trigger a dangerous buying frenzy, 324 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:43,169 but we're nearing our one millionth customer! 325 00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:53,932 Hey, Scott, 326 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,904 is now a bad time to give my two weeks notice? 327 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,317 Make it one week and you got yourself a deal. 328 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,732 Back off, bub, 329 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,243 or you're gonna get a taste of a Danish shoe. 330 00:15:05,235 --> 00:15:07,405 And whatever's on the bottom. 331 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,157 Probably Danish. 332 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,159 Nope, that's not Danish. 333 00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:22,588 Adam, I'm sorry I went overboard with my new ability. 334 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:27,513 But having that kind of strength is exhilarating. 335 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:31,177 See, now you understand why I beat on you all day long. 336 00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:35,772 Hey, I hope this brings us closer. 337 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,647 Look, now that I've made my point, 338 00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:42,269 can we just agree that things need to go back to being normal? 339 00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,692 Sure. 340 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,073 Put 'er there, bro. 341 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:47,406 ( inhales ) 342 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,371 ( Chase groaning ) 343 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:55,634 What was that? 344 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:58,075 Oh, my new pressurized lung capacity, 345 00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:01,458 or as I like to call it, My Blow Thingy. 346 00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,462 How did you do that? 347 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,354 Well, Douglas wanted to make things right between us 348 00:16:06,346 --> 00:16:08,136 so he unlocked a new ability for me. 349 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,758 I wanted machine guns in my eyebrows, 350 00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,049 but he said I'd get headaches. 351 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,182 I thought you just agreed that 352 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,694 things should go back to being normal. 353 00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:16,935 Well, they are. 354 00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,226 I'm more powerful than you again 355 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,648 and there's nothing you can do about it. 356 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,481 Oh, there's definitely something I can do about it. 357 00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:30,157 Oh, silly Chase. 358 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,030 Your glow thingy is no match for my blow thingy. 359 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,880 We're getting closer! 360 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:50,128 Closer! 361 00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:54,222 Oh, come on! 362 00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:56,604 Even closer! 363 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,767 Gotta be faster than that, Dooley. 364 00:17:01,601 --> 00:17:03,641 Look! Robotic cats! 365 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,743 Ooh, where? 366 00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,605 Ring me up, Scottie. 367 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,698 ( alarm blaring ) 368 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,610 Oh! I was gonna pay for it! 369 00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:15,664 Congratulations! 370 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:18,205 You're Tech Town's one millionth customer! 371 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,458 Yes! 372 00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,079 Yes! I won! 373 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,751 Yes. 374 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:25,672 But unfortunately relatives of employees are ineligible. 375 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,547 What?! 376 00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,221 Bree... 377 00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,354 did you know about this? 378 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,726 I've only got one week left. 379 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,437 I'm pretty much checked out. 380 00:17:39,439 --> 00:17:42,519 Looks like someone didn't read page eight, 381 00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,062 section four of the terms and conditions. 382 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,324 By default, the prize goes to the next customer, who is-- 383 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,278 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 384 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,111 Oh, goodness, it won. 385 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,746 I get to meet Frank Moskowitz! 386 00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:03,539 It's Franz Minsk. 387 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:06,343 Call him whatever you want. You're not gonna meet him. 388 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,009 So you fixed everything with Adam and Chase? 389 00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:13,381 Yep, not to worry. 390 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,313 Everything is back to normal. 391 00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,681 Adam! Chase! Stop it, now! 392 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,528 What was that?! 393 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,360 Pressurized lung capacity. Pretty cool, huh? 394 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,704 Will you two stop? 395 00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:38,076 I thought you said everything was back to normal! 396 00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:39,407 Duck! 397 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,789 It is. 398 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:43,200 Adam has the upper hand, balance is restored. 399 00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:45,123 It's called parenting, Donnie. 400 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,594 Feel free to take notes. 401 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,336 Oops. 402 00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,798 I ask you to make things better 403 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,709 and you make things worse, as usual. 404 00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,381 Yeah, yeah. 405 00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:58,925 Just like when we were kids, it's always my fault. 406 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:00,758 Mm-hmm. "He didn't do the dishes. 407 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,140 "He left my bike out. 408 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,761 "He reanimated my dead gerbil 409 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,823 and now it's a monster." 410 00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,815 Well, it was! 411 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,857 You should've let Herman rest in peace! 412 00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:15,241 You know what? All you did was make the situation more dangerous. 413 00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:18,275 You're like a destabilizer when it touches plastic. 414 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:19,618 I think you mean metal. 415 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:20,989 You know what? I think you're right. 416 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,040 Aaaah! 417 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:28,625 Wow. That was harsh. 418 00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:29,958 Yeah. 419 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,669 It's ugly when brothers fight, isn't it? 420 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,381 Yeah, but with you guys it's also dangerous 421 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,393 'cause you're super old and you could die. 422 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,636 Look, I know you two are polar opposites, 423 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,428 but you're brothers 424 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,260 and you have to start learning to respect each other. 425 00:19:42,262 --> 00:19:44,852 Oh, you mean like you two do? 426 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,806 Well, Douglas and I, you know, that's different. 427 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,691 Look, we're adults 428 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,272 and we've earned the right to act like children. 429 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,195 This behavior has got to stop. 430 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,616 Okay. 431 00:19:58,618 --> 00:19:59,818 We get it. 432 00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,659 Good one, Donnie. Way to nail 'em. 433 00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:04,031 Oh, no. You're not off the hook. 434 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,713 You can't just go around handing out bionic abilities. 435 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,786 But that's why they like me more than you. 436 00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:16,223 Look, I know you're trying to help, 437 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,635 but you have to let me take the lead 438 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,007 when it comes to the kids. 439 00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:21,508 Okay, fine. 440 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,681 I'm sorry. 441 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,352 From now on, any major decisions 442 00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:26,725 have to go by me first. 443 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,646 Absolutely. 444 00:20:29,649 --> 00:20:31,649 But we're gonna have to start that tomorrow 445 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:34,561 'cause I kinda made Bree invisible. 446 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,824 ALL: What? 447 00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:38,156 BREE: It's true. 448 00:20:38,157 --> 00:20:39,777 I've been standing here the whole time. 449 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:43,821 Oh! Oh, I got her. 450 00:20:43,823 --> 00:20:44,993 I got-- No, that's air. 451 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,464 That was air. 452 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,762 I can't believe Principal Perry won. 453 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,675 I'm never gonna meet Franz Minsk, 454 00:20:58,678 --> 00:21:01,218 I'm never gonna ride his roller coaster. 455 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:05,440 Well, Leo, some dreams die over time. 456 00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:08,645 And some die quickly in the hands of a ginger-domed witch. 457 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:13,600 ( ringtones play ) 458 00:21:14,694 --> 00:21:16,824 Check it out, Dooley! 459 00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,486 Me and Frankie are riding the anti-gravity coaster! 460 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:22,240 Uh-oh! 461 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,571 I knew I shouldn't have had that third funnel cake! 462 00:21:25,615 --> 00:21:27,705 ( retching ) 463 00:21:29,669 --> 00:21:32,709 That should be me vomiting up there! 464 00:22:03,943 --> 00:22:04,943 ( boing ) 31883

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