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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,780 DONALD, I JUST NOTICED THE HOLIDAY CARD WE MAILED OUT. 2 00:00:11,782 --> 00:00:14,092 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FAMILY PORTRAIT WE TOOK 3 00:00:14,085 --> 00:00:16,185 TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS TOGETHER? 4 00:00:16,187 --> 00:00:17,687 ( chuckling ) OH, I SHREDDED THOSE. 5 00:00:17,688 --> 00:00:19,348 THESE ARE WAY MORE FESTIVE. 6 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:26,264 WHO WANTS A CHRISTMAS COOKIE? 7 00:00:26,257 --> 00:00:28,097 ADAM, THOSE AREN'T EVEN COOKED. 8 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:31,259 OH, NO PROBLEM. ( sighs ) 9 00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:35,805 CAREFUL, THEY MAY BE HOT. 10 00:00:37,608 --> 00:00:38,768 ( blowing ) 11 00:00:40,571 --> 00:00:45,751 OKAY, WHO COVERED THE ENTIRE HOUSE IN BLINKING LIGHTS? 12 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,446 PEOPLE ALREADY THINK WE'RE WEIRD, 13 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,418 WE DON'T NEED TO SHINE A LIGHT ON IT. 14 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:53,580 NO, I DID THAT. I WANT TO MAKE SURE SANTA CLAUS COMES TO OUR HOUSE FIRST. 15 00:00:55,086 --> 00:00:57,686 ADAM, WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS, 16 00:00:57,688 --> 00:01:00,228 BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE OVERBOARD. 17 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:03,061 ( banging noise ) 18 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:06,665 ( laughing ) 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,567 THAT, HOWEVER, IS SPOT ON. 20 00:01:10,441 --> 00:01:13,671 HEY, GET BACK UP ON THE ROOF. YOU'RE RUINING MY DISPLAY. 21 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,584 YOU WERE LUCKY A RACCOON CHEWED ME FREE! 22 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,607 ( alarm sounding ) 23 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:22,180 THAT'S AN URGENT MISSION ALERT. WE HAVE TO GET TO THE LAB. 24 00:01:23,714 --> 00:01:26,094 HELLO? A LITTLE HELP? 25 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,386 ( grunting ) 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,320 ( yelling ) 27 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,673 THE ALERT IS COMING FROM FACILITY X, 28 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,625 MY RESEARCH CENTER IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA. 29 00:01:36,627 --> 00:01:40,697 HEY, HEY, I'M THE MISSION SPECIALIST. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 30 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:44,183 THE ALERT IS COMING FROM FACILITY X, 31 00:01:44,175 --> 00:01:45,775 HIS RESEARCH CENTER IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA. 32 00:01:47,238 --> 00:01:49,678 WAIT. THE TUNDRA'S NEAR THE NORTH POLE. 33 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,340 ( gasping ) SANTA NEEDS OUR HELP! 34 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:53,582 YOU WRAP, YOU TAPE, I'LL GO HANG WITH THE ELVES. 35 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,585 DR. EVANS. ARE YOU THERE? 36 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:01,189 YEAH, I'M HERE. ALTHOUGH THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR 37 00:02:01,192 --> 00:02:04,462 VOLCANIC ERUPTION NEARBY AND WE'RE EXPERIENCING AFTERSHOCKS. 38 00:02:04,455 --> 00:02:06,695 I'M AFRAID IF WE DON'T ACT FAST... 39 00:02:08,359 --> 00:02:11,499 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO, DR. EVANS. 40 00:02:11,502 --> 00:02:13,462 RUDE. 41 00:02:13,464 --> 00:02:15,814 SORRY, GUYS. I KNOW THE TIMING'S NOT IDEAL. 42 00:02:15,806 --> 00:02:18,366 IT'S OKAY, MR. DAVENPORT. WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. 43 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:22,609 YEP. LET'S CRACK OPEN SOME EGGNOG AND HIT IT HARD AFTER THE NEW YEAR. 44 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,916 THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC SUPER-HUMANS. 45 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:33,219 THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US, FASTER, SMARTER. 46 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:35,594 THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE IS... 47 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:37,786 LIVING IN MY BASEMENT? 48 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:40,528 ♪♪ 49 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:41,691 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 50 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:45,444 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 51 00:02:54,545 --> 00:02:56,175 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 52 00:02:57,908 --> 00:02:59,478 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 53 00:03:06,957 --> 00:03:08,517 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 54 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,967 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO 55 00:03:17,968 --> 00:03:20,328 ON A MISSION ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 56 00:03:20,331 --> 00:03:21,871 JUST TO BE CLEAR, I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 57 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:23,732 FOR THEM TO OPEN MY PRESENTS, RIGHT? 58 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:27,736 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS RUIN MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 59 00:03:27,738 --> 00:03:30,938 SO, I WILL BE WEARING MY SANTA HAT. 60 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:34,753 REALLY, ADAM? A SANTA HAT WITH A MISSION SUIT? 61 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:37,785 HEY, IF THE LADIES AT THE BANK CAN WEAR THEM AT WORK, SO CAN I. 62 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,920 I CAN'T RE-ESTABLISH CONTACT WITH DR. EVANS. 63 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,602 THE VOLCANO MUST HAVE KNOCKED OUT SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS. 64 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,926 THIS GIANT ASH CLOUD HAS PLUNGED THE AREA INTO TOTAL DARKNESS. 65 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,659 THERE IS NO WAY RESCUE TEAMS WILL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH. 66 00:03:51,662 --> 00:03:53,632 WELL, THAT MEANS DR. EVANS IS TRAPPED. 67 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,944 EH, HE'S BETTER OFF. THE AIRPORTS ARE 68 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,635 PACKED THIS TIME OF YEAR. 69 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,938 THERE'S AN AUTOMATED TRANSPORT READY TO TAKE YOU UP THERE, 70 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,710 BUT WITHOUT SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS, 71 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,772 LEO AND I WON'T BE ON THE COMM SET. 72 00:04:03,774 --> 00:04:06,424 AH, WELL, IT WILL BE TOUGH NAVIGATING THROUGH A MISSION 73 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:09,447 WITHOUT THE CONSTANT SOUND OF LEO CHOMPING ON CARROT STICKS. 74 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,922 HEY, YOU KNOW I'M A STRESS EATER. 75 00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:17,927 ( doorbell ringing ) 76 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:20,888 OH, I GOT IT. MUST BE GRANDMA WITH HER HOLIDAY FEAST. 77 00:04:20,891 --> 00:04:25,301 OR PERHAPS SOME CAROLERS HAVE COME TO SPREAD SOME HOLIDAY CHEER. 78 00:04:25,296 --> 00:04:26,696 MERRY-- HEY, DOOLEY. 79 00:04:26,697 --> 00:04:28,637 ( yells ) 80 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,040 CODE RED. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. EVERYBODY, HIDE. 81 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:35,653 LEO. 82 00:04:35,646 --> 00:04:38,846 HI. I'M WITH HIM, I'LL BE BEHIND THE TREE. 83 00:04:38,849 --> 00:04:41,409 DON. 84 00:04:41,412 --> 00:04:43,812 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT I RAN INTO SOME CAR TROUBLE 85 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:46,824 WHILE DOING ONE OF MY FAVORITE YULETIDE TRADITIONS. 86 00:04:46,817 --> 00:04:49,817 OH, WERE YOU DRIVING AROUND LOOKING AT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? 87 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:54,770 NO. I WAS TEARING THROUGH PUDDLES TRYING TO SPLASH CAROLERS. 88 00:04:54,765 --> 00:04:58,795 TOOK A CORNER TOO FAST AND ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER SOME OF YOUR DECORATIONS. 89 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:04,783 HO-HO-HO, HERE YOU GO. 90 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:10,007 NICE AIM. WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING, A TRACTOR? 91 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,880 I'M STUCK. I POPPED A TIRE AND I CAN'T GET ANY CELL PHONE 92 00:05:12,883 --> 00:05:15,693 SERVICE UP HERE ON RICH MAN MOUNTAIN. 93 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:19,586 UH, WE LIKE TO CALL IT BILLIONAIRE BUTTE ACTUALLY. THERE'S A HISTORY-- 94 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,050 STOP TALKING, I'M ON THE PHONE. 95 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,634 JOSE, TERRY PERRY. 96 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:29,056 UH, YEAH, HAD ANOTHER ACCIDENT. I'M GONNA NEED A TOW. 97 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:32,059 NO, THE CAT WASN'T DRIVING THIS TIME. 98 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:36,514 UH-HUH. OOH, COCOA. 99 00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:38,607 ( laughing ) 100 00:05:38,609 --> 00:05:41,109 WHAT? UGH, GREAT. 101 00:05:41,111 --> 00:05:43,941 ( sighing ) THERE'S ONLY ONE DRIVER TONIGHT 102 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,524 AND THERE'S 30 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME. 103 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:48,776 HEY, WELL, I HAVE A BIKE PUMP. LET'S SEE IF THAT WORKS. 104 00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:50,449 LEO. 105 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,951 PRINCIPAL PERRY, WHAT ARE YOUR CHRISTMAS PLANS? 106 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:56,493 NOT MUCH. JUST ENJOYING MY CATS' PRODUCTION OF THE NUTCRACKER, 107 00:05:56,487 --> 00:05:58,957 WITH ME AS THE STAGE. ( laughing ) 108 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:03,559 THE SOUNDTRACK COMES COURTESY OF MY BELLY GROWLS. 109 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:07,704 YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US. NO, SHE'S REALLY NOT. 110 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:09,738 AH, I COULDN'T... 111 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:13,540 WITHOUT GRABBING A FEW THINGS FROM MY CAR. ( laughs ) 112 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:16,484 WHAT CURSE HATH YOU WROUGHT UPON THIS HOUSE? 113 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,422 OH, GOOD, YOU MADE IT. 114 00:06:24,415 --> 00:06:27,055 UH, DID WE REALLY JUST RISK OUR LIVES 115 00:06:27,057 --> 00:06:29,517 TO SAVE A GUY IN A VIKING HELMET? 116 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:33,020 OH, THIS? THIS IS MY TV ANTENNA. 117 00:06:33,023 --> 00:06:38,503 WHEN THE ASH CLOUD CLEARS, I GET GREAT RECEPTION. ALL TWO ESKIMO CHANNELS. 118 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,599 IS EVERYTHING OKAY HERE? 119 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,771 WELL, THE VOLCANO REALLY SHOOK THINGS UP. 120 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:45,843 COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN, AND THE PIZZA GUY IS FOUR YEARS LATE. 121 00:06:46,977 --> 00:06:49,877 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I'M GOOD. 122 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,840 GREAT. ANOTHER GENIUS WITH BAD JOKES. 123 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:55,823 ( laughing ) MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. 124 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:59,486 WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY GETTING TO MEET THE BIONIC 125 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,820 SUPER-HUMANS I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. 126 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,632 WH-- YOU KNOW OUR SECRET? OH, GREAT, WE CAME TO SAVE HIM AND NOW 127 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:10,096 WE HAVE TO DESTROY HIM. CHASE, YOU GRAB HIS LEGS, I'LL GET THE BUCKET. 128 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:13,730 STOP. HE'S MR. DAVENPORT'S CHIEF SCIENTIST, 129 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:14,974 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT US. 130 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:16,935 THAT'S RIGHT. 131 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,037 WELL, HERE, LET ME, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 132 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:23,139 THIS IS MY LAB-SLASH- BEDROOM-SLASH-KITCHEN 133 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,023 SLASH- THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 134 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:30,816 WAIT. YOU LIVE HERE ALL ALONE? 135 00:07:30,821 --> 00:07:33,121 WITH NO BROTHERS? 136 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:35,833 DOES THIS PLACE HAVE A GUEST HOUSE? 137 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:39,456 THIS IS IT. AND I'M, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 138 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:44,769 THINGS HAVE REALLY GONE DOWNHILL SINCE MY HOLOGRAM WIFE LEFT ME. 139 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,465 I'M KIDDING. ( laughing ) 140 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,966 WE ACTUALLY GET ALONG GREAT. 141 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,969 ALTHOUGH SHE'S A HOLOGRAM, SHE'S NOT REALLY THERE FOR ME. 142 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,614 HEY, GUYS, LOOK. A GIANT CRYSTAL BALL. 143 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:58,677 I'M GONNA ASK IT A QUESTION. 144 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:02,179 WHEN WILL CHASE START TO LOOK LIKE A MAN? 145 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,062 UH, CAREFUL, CAREFUL. 146 00:08:05,055 --> 00:08:08,215 IT'S A GAMMA-SPHERE. IT'S A CONTAINMENT VESSEL FOR THE MOST POWERFUL 147 00:08:08,218 --> 00:08:10,788 ENERGY KNOWN TO MAN, GAMMA RAYS. 148 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:14,571 IF WE COULD HARNESS THESE, WE COULD SOLVE THE WORLD'S ENERGY PROBLEMS. 149 00:08:14,565 --> 00:08:17,065 DAVENPORT AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR YEARS. 150 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,797 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 151 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:21,969 I WAS TRYING TO DEVELOP A GAMMA-SPHERE FOR MR. DAVENPORT. 152 00:08:21,972 --> 00:08:26,642 WELL, I GUESS I BEAT YOU TO IT, LITTLE GUY. 153 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:28,977 BUT DON'T FEEL BAD. NOBODY'S PERFECT. 154 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:33,679 IN FACT, IF THEY GAVE OUT MEDALS FOR TRYING, YOU WOULD HAVE A GOLD. 155 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:37,915 ARE YOU PATRONIZING ME? ( laughing ) 156 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,248 IT'S PATRONIZING. AND YES. 157 00:08:41,251 --> 00:08:44,701 YOU DO REALIZE I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET? 158 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,695 ( grunting ) AND EVERY TIME YOU HAVE TO SAY IT, 159 00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,697 IT DIMINISHES IT JUST A LITTLE BIT. 160 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:51,099 ( laughing ) ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? 161 00:08:51,101 --> 00:08:54,101 OH, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY. 162 00:08:54,104 --> 00:08:56,914 LUCKILY, THE SPHERE WASN'T DAMAGED DURING THE ERUPTION. 163 00:08:56,907 --> 00:09:01,607 EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CRACK COULD HAVE HAD CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES. 164 00:09:01,612 --> 00:09:03,242 LIKE WHAT? THE GAMMA RAYS 165 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,053 WOULD HAVE BLOWN A HOLE IN THE ATMOSPHERE 166 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,615 AND WIPED OUT 20% OF THE POPULATION. 167 00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:10,678 WELL, THAT IS DAVENPORT INDUSTRIES: RISKING THE FATE 168 00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:13,851 OF MANKIND SINCE 1992. 169 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,964 COME ON, DR. EVANS, WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 170 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,086 WHOA, I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL I'VE STABILIZED A FEW THINGS. 171 00:09:19,089 --> 00:09:20,959 IF YOU'LL ALL HELP ME, THIS WON'T TAKE VERY LONG. 172 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:25,001 OH. OH, IT WON'T TAKE LONG. BECAUSE I'M SMART. 173 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:26,965 YOU SAID IT AGAIN. 174 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:33,841 ( sighing ) 175 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:36,014 THAT'S "A FEW THINGS?" 176 00:09:36,006 --> 00:09:38,976 I KEEP MY CAR STOCKED WITH SUPPLIES IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 177 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,949 OR IF I'M JUST TOO TIRED TO WALK TO THE HOUSE. 178 00:09:41,952 --> 00:09:43,782 OOPS, ONE MORE THING. 179 00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:47,316 ( meows ) 180 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:50,617 WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. YOU BROUGHT YOUR CAT. 181 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,261 NO. 182 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:56,934 I BROUGHT MY CATS. 183 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,698 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT SCRATCH, THUMPER, BOOM-BOOM, MR. WHISKERS, 184 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,272 DINGLE, AND WIDGET ARE EVEN HERE. 185 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,183 THEY'LL SLEEP WITH ME INSIDE THE TENT. 186 00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:07,975 THEY FORM A LIVING BLANKET AROUND MAMA. 187 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,879 UH, TENT? 188 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,916 I DON'T SLEEP ON OTHER PEOPLE'S BED LINENS. 189 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,848 AND, NO OFFENSE, DOOLEY-DAVENPORTS, 190 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,720 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN. 191 00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:27,095 OH, THANKS FOR LENDING A HAND, GUYS. 192 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:31,027 NO PROBLEM. GLAD WE COULD HELP. 'CAUSE YOU NEEDED IT. 193 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,811 YEP, BRILLIANT SCIENTIST RESCUED BY A 15-YEAR-OLD. 194 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:37,065 YOU, SIR, ARE WELCOME. 195 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:42,069 I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND PEOPLE FOR A WHILE, 196 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:44,752 BUT HE'S REALLY ANNOYING. 197 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:49,016 YEAH, IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL HIS ABILITIES. 198 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:52,749 ( rumbling sound ) 199 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,183 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 200 00:10:54,184 --> 00:10:57,134 OH, UH, YOU REMEMBER THAT QUESTIONABLE MEATBALL SANDWICH 201 00:10:57,127 --> 00:10:59,127 I HAD AT THE GAS STATION? 202 00:10:59,129 --> 00:11:01,189 QUESTION'S BEEN ANSWERED. 203 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,973 NO, THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN AFTERSHOCK. 204 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,995 AFTERSHOCK. BRACE YOURSELVES. 205 00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:12,198 ( rumbling continues ) 206 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:13,902 ( alarm sounding ) 207 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,984 OKAY, THAT WAS NOT THE MEATBALLS. 208 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:22,048 UH, DR. EVANS. 209 00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:25,692 ( gasping ) OH, NO. THERE'S A CRACK IN THE GAMMA-SPHERE. 210 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,455 OH, MAN, THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS. 211 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,117 WELL, WE'RE GONNA BOUNCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 212 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,769 WHOA, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. IF THAT CRACK OPENS UP, 213 00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:44,433 THOSE GAMMA RAYS'LL MIX WITH THE ASH CLOUD, 214 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,944 AND SAY GOOD-BYE, NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. 215 00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:49,107 CAN WE PATCH THE CRACK? 216 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,439 PATCH THE CRACK? 217 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,751 BILLION-DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY, UNSTABLE ENERGY SOURCE. 218 00:11:55,746 --> 00:12:00,046 SURE, LET'S PUT A LITTLE CHEWING GUM IN THERE AND SEE IF THAT WORKS. 219 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,990 STARTING TO SEE WHY THE HOLOGRAM WIFE LEFT. 220 00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,764 HEY, HOW ABOUT I SHOOT MY HEAT VISION AT IT? 221 00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:10,157 WELL, HOW WOULD THAT HELP? I DON'T KNOW, IT'S WHAT I DO. 222 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,000 ( crackling sound ) 223 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:16,112 WHOA. THE MORE OXYGEN THAT GETS IN THAT CRACK, THE WORSE THIS IS GONNA GET. 224 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:20,066 WAIT. MAYBE I CAN TEMPORARILY CONTAIN IT WITH MY FORCE FIELD. 225 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,940 GREAT. AND I'LL COME UP WITH A MORE PERMANENT SOLUTION. 226 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:28,083 ( zapping sound ) 227 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:31,318 WELL, UH, YOU SEEM BUSY, SO I'M GONNA GO WATCH TV. 228 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:34,961 WHAT DO YOU, UH, RECOMMEND, ESKIMO ONE OR TWO? 229 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,489 ( sighing ) 230 00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:45,102 SORRY WE DON'T HAVE A STOCKING FOR YOU. 231 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:46,395 ( gasping ) I GOT IT. 232 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,172 MAKE SURE YOU PUSH THE CANDY WAY DOWN IN THERE 233 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,014 SO IT FILLS UP MY TOOTSIES. 234 00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:01,408 I'M GONNA GO SQUEEZE INTO MY CHRISTMAS JAMMIES. ( squeals ) 235 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,085 OKAY, WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF HER. 236 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,387 I AGREE, BUT ALL MY PLANS END WITH US GOING TO JAIL. 237 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,460 ( grunting, cats meowing ) 238 00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:33,078 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 239 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,923 MY CHRISTMAS PJS. 240 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,485 WANT TO SEE ME BELLY DANCE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN? 241 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:41,448 NO. NO. ( yelling ) 242 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:46,133 THE GAMMA RAYS ARE MELTING A HOLE IN MY FORCE FIELD. 243 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,256 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I'LL BE ABLE TO CONTAIN IT. 244 00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:51,298 UH, YOU HAVE TO, I DON'T HAVE A FIX YET. 245 00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,001 SHOCKING. 246 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,943 WHAT, SO WHEN THESE GAMMA RAYS HIT, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH GONERS. 247 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,066 WELL, WE'LL BE. BUT YOU SHOULD BE FINE, 248 00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,338 SINCE YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF LEAD. 249 00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:04,241 HA. YES. LEAD. 250 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,884 HEY, DR. SMARTY, WE JUST MET. 251 00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:08,847 YOU DON'T HAVE THAT PRIVILEGE YET. 252 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,520 NO. LEAD CAN CONTAIN THE GAMMA RAYS. 253 00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:16,362 EXACTLY. AND DAVENPORT MADE THIS BUILDING OUT OF LEAD 254 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,086 TO KEEP EVERYBODY FROM SPYING ON HIS SECRET TECHNOLOGY. 255 00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,629 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RIG ENOUGH EXPLOSIVES TO... 256 00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:23,631 IMPLODE ON THE GAMMA-SPHERE. 257 00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:28,043 GREAT IDEA. BLOWING STUFF UP ON CHRISTMAS. 258 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,598 IT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. 259 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:38,514 ( loud snoring ) 260 00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:41,878 ( talking loudly ) THANK YOU FOR THE SCARF, DONALD. 261 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,221 WHAT? I SAID THANK YOU, FOR THE SCARF. 262 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,615 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 263 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,958 SO, UH, LEO. 264 00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:53,391 ( snoring stops ) 265 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,373 WHAT'D YOU GET? 266 00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:58,395 I GOT SOCKS. 267 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,098 WET SOCKS. OH. THAT HAVE BEEN MARKED BY A CAT. 268 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,172 OKAY. 269 00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,137 ( phone ringing ) 270 00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:13,479 OH, NO. GRANDMA'S SNOWED IN. SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 271 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:19,093 GREAT. SO, NO ADAM, NO BREE, NO CHASE, AND NO GRANDMA TURKEY? 272 00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,689 HOW MUCH WORSE CAN THIS GET? 273 00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,221 ( groaning ) 274 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,604 ( yawning ) 275 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,329 AND THERE'S MY ANSWER. 276 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,035 MERRY CHRISTMAS, PRINCIPAL PERRY. I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL. 277 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,668 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. 278 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,451 OOH, SANTA CAME. WHAT'D I GET? WHAT'D I GET? 279 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,615 ( yelling ) ( ripping sound ) 280 00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:50,477 HOPEFULLY, SOME NEW PJS, 'CAUSE THOSE JUST RIPPED. 281 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,162 UM, NO ONE GOT YOU-- OOH, UH, 282 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,025 OF COURSE WE GOT YOU SOMETHING. 283 00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:00,527 IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU CAN'T NOT GET A GIFT ON CHRISTMAS. 284 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,460 ( chuckling ) IT WOULD BE RUDE. 285 00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:08,465 HERE YOU GO, PRINCIPAL PERRY. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 286 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,098 ( yelling excitedly ) 287 00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:15,981 ( gasping ) A QHT VIDEO GAME SYSTEM. 288 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,275 I CAN EXCHANGE THIS FOR A NICE BLOUSE AND TWO PAIRS OF SLACKS. 289 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,249 THE GOOD KIND THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO IRON. OR WASH. 290 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,663 BUT I ASKED FOR A QHT. 291 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:30,017 WORST CHRISTMAS EVER. 292 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:33,360 OOH, SOMEBODY NEEDS A NAP. 293 00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,565 DID HE LIKE THE SOCKS? 294 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,030 ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH LARGE EXPLOSIVES ♪ 295 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,313 ♪ BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM ♪ 296 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,135 OKAY. 297 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,307 CHARGES ARE SET. SO NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO DO 298 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,639 IS LIGHT THIS FUSE TO START THE IMPLOSION. 299 00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:53,341 WE'LL ONLY HAVE 15 SECONDS TO GET OUT 300 00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,253 OF THE BLAST ZONE ONCE THE FUSE IS LIT. 301 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,585 OOF. THINK WE'LL MAKE IT OUT IN TIME? 302 00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:00,187 I KNOW I WILL. 303 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,620 OKAY, ADAM, LIGHT THE FUSE. RIGHT. 304 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,498 ( powering down sound ) 305 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:13,662 LET'S GO. 306 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,065 OH. THESE RAYS, THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 307 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:21,169 ALTHOUGH, I REALLY THOUGHT THEY'D BE A LOT MORE BLINDING. 308 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,241 AH, THERE'S THE BURN. 309 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,773 Bree: COME ON. 310 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,048 ( explosions going off ) 311 00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:34,183 DID IT WORK? 312 00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,394 I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. 313 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,326 DON'T WORRY, IT'LL WEAR OFF. 314 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,488 WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 315 00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,059 ADAM, WHERE DID YOU PARK THE TRANSPORT? 316 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,161 IN THE GARAGE UNDER FACILITY X. 317 00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:48,735 ( frustrated groans ) 318 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:51,698 ALL RIGHT. DR. EVANS, HOP ON, YOU'RE FIRST. 319 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,403 READY WHEN YOU ARE, MISSY. WHAT-- NO. GET-- 320 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:55,454 ( grunting ) GET-- 321 00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,105 GET OFF ME. 322 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,347 SHE'S A FEISTY LITTLE THING, ISN'T SHE? 323 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,483 YOU KNOW, AFTER SPENDING TIME WITH PERRY, 324 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,724 THE GRINCH DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SUCH A BAD GUY. 325 00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:12,787 YEAH, AT LEAST AFTER HE TOOK EVERYONE'S PRESENTS HE WENT HOME. MM-HMM. 326 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,232 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING DOWN HERE? 327 00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:18,865 SAME THING I DO AT SCHOOL. HIDING FROM PRINCIPAL PERRY. 328 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:21,228 LEO, SHE IS OUR GUEST. IT IS RUDE 329 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,171 TO LEAVE HER UPSTAIRS BY HERSELF. 330 00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:26,113 SO GET UP THERE AND LET US KNOW WHEN SHE'S GONE. YEAH. 331 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,339 OH. YOU'RE BACK. 332 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:33,781 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 333 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:34,783 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 334 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,794 ( all laughing ) 335 00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,786 SO, HOW'D THE MISSION GO? 336 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,489 YES. 337 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,452 WELL, HOW'S MY RESEARCH FACILITY? 338 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,464 ( laughing ) 339 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,425 OH, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT. 340 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,898 OH. 341 00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:53,459 HEY, WHY ARE WE DOWN HERE WHEN THE PRESENTS ARE UPSTAIRS? 342 00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:55,743 HEY, WAIT, WAIT. NOT SO FAST. UM... 343 00:18:55,735 --> 00:19:00,435 PRINCIPAL PERRY IS UPSTAIRS. I REPEAT, PERRY IS IN THE HOUSE. 344 00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:03,742 YOU KNOW, I AM VERY TIRED. 345 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,843 YEAH, I COULD USE SOME SLEEP. SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR. 346 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,254 FREEZE. 347 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,877 LOOK, THE POOR WOMAN IS ALL ALONE, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS. 348 00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,179 HEY, AT LEAST WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. 349 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:13,351 SO, LET'S MAKE THE BEST OF IT, RIGHT? 350 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,763 ABSOLUTELY NOT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 351 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,627 WE ARE GOING TO MARCH UP THERE RIGHT NOW AND TELL THIS WOMAN, 352 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,830 VAMOOSE, LADY. THIS IS OUR CHRISTMAS. 353 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,292 ( all cheering ) 354 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:27,244 WAIT, SHE CAN'T SEE US IN OUR MISSION SUITS. 355 00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:29,637 WELL, HURRY UP AND CHANGE, I'M NOT TELLING HER WITHOUT BACKUP. 356 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,251 PRINCIPAL PERRY, WE-- UH, SMELL FOOD. 357 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,946 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 358 00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:40,177 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? I'M MAKING DINNER. 359 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,809 WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. GET OUT. 360 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:46,423 PRINCIPAL PERRY, THIS IS AMAZING. 361 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,316 WELL, I DIDN'T SEE YOU COOKING ANYTHING. 362 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,320 WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING NICE. 363 00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:56,834 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 364 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,826 AH, IT'S NOTHING. I FIGURED, 365 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:01,268 I CRASHED YOUR HOLIDAY, IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO. 366 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,871 OH, LOOK, HOW FANCY. 367 00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,983 SHE MADE A CHRISTMAS GOOSE. OH. 368 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:09,535 IT'S ACTUALLY A SWAN FROM THE POND DOWN THE STREET. 369 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:13,339 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD WALK RIGHT UP TO 'EM. 370 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:14,683 ( cat meowing ) 371 00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,754 PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT COMING FROM THE OVEN. 372 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:19,447 I GOT IT. 373 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:22,389 THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS ONE BIG SCRATCHING POST FOR THOSE CATS. 374 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,003 ( cats meowing ) 375 00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:28,895 OOH, COME ON, DINGLE. COME ON, BOY. 376 00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:30,998 OH, HE'S USUALLY VERY, VERY GOOD. 377 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,230 Principal Perry: COME ON, DINGLE. COME ON. 378 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,372 HE'S GETTING REALLY FEISTY NOW. SORRY ABOUT THIS. 379 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,335 WE'RE GUESTS, DINGLE. WE'RE GUESTS. 380 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,837 COME ON, DINGLE. COME ON. 381 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,838 ( cat screeches ) GET OUT OF HERE. 382 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,741 ( grunting ) 383 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:49,453 ( yelling ) 384 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,890 PRINCIPAL PERRY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS MEAL. 385 00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:05,472 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 386 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,295 I'LL TAKE THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 387 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,439 WHAT'S THIS? 388 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,471 UH, YOUR BILL. 389 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,984 I SEE YOU INCLUDED TAX, TIP, AND THE COST OF A NEW TIRE. 390 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,308 SORRY, GRATUITY IS INCLUDED FOR PARTIES OF SIX OR MORE. 391 00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:23,682 I HAVE NO SAY IN THAT. 392 00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:29,355 YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA CHARGE US FOR DINNER? WELL, 393 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,889 I DIDN'T MAKE THIS MEAL WITH LOVE. 394 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,960 I MADE IT WITH SKILL, SWEAT, AND WHATEVER CAME OFF THE TIP 395 00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,903 OF MY PINKY WHEN I WAS CHOPPING THE VEGGIES. 396 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,465 ( groaning ) 397 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,497 ( coughing ) 30483

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