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DONALD, I JUST
NOTICED THE HOLIDAY
CARD WE MAILED OUT.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE FAMILY PORTRAIT WE TOOK
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TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST
CHRISTMAS TOGETHER?
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( chuckling )
OH, I SHREDDED THOSE.
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THESE ARE WAY
MORE FESTIVE.
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WHO WANTS
A CHRISTMAS COOKIE?
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ADAM, THOSE
AREN'T EVEN COOKED.
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OH, NO PROBLEM.
( sighs )
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CAREFUL, THEY MAY BE HOT.
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( blowing )
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OKAY, WHO COVERED THE ENTIRE
HOUSE IN BLINKING LIGHTS?
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PEOPLE ALREADY
THINK WE'RE WEIRD,
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WE DON'T NEED TO
SHINE A LIGHT ON IT.
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NO, I DID THAT. I WANT
TO MAKE SURE SANTA CLAUS
COMES TO OUR HOUSE FIRST.
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ADAM, WE ALL LOVE
CHRISTMAS,
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BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING
A LITTLE OVERBOARD.
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( banging noise )
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( laughing )
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THAT, HOWEVER, IS SPOT ON.
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HEY, GET BACK UP ON THE ROOF.
YOU'RE RUINING MY DISPLAY.
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YOU WERE LUCKY A RACCOON
CHEWED ME FREE!
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( alarm sounding )
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THAT'S AN URGENT MISSION ALERT.
WE HAVE TO GET TO THE LAB.
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HELLO? A LITTLE HELP?
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( grunting )
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( yelling )
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THE ALERT IS COMING
FROM FACILITY X,
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MY RESEARCH CENTER
IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA.
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HEY, HEY, I'M THE MISSION
SPECIALIST. I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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THE ALERT IS COMING
FROM FACILITY X,
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HIS RESEARCH CENTER
IN THE FROZEN TUNDRA.
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WAIT. THE TUNDRA'S
NEAR THE NORTH POLE.
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( gasping )
SANTA NEEDS OUR HELP!
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YOU WRAP, YOU TAPE,
I'LL GO HANG WITH THE ELVES.
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DR. EVANS.
ARE YOU THERE?
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YEAH, I'M HERE.
ALTHOUGH THERE'S BEEN A MAJOR
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VOLCANIC ERUPTION NEARBY AND
WE'RE EXPERIENCING AFTERSHOCKS.
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I'M AFRAID IF WE
DON'T ACT FAST...
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OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU, TOO, DR. EVANS.
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RUDE.
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SORRY, GUYS.
I KNOW THE TIMING'S NOT IDEAL.
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IT'S OKAY, MR. DAVENPORT.
WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
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YEP. LET'S CRACK OPEN
SOME EGGNOG AND HIT IT
HARD AFTER THE NEW YEAR.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION OF
THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GUYS HAVE TO GO
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ON A MISSION
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
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JUST TO BE CLEAR,
I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
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FOR THEM TO OPEN MY PRESENTS,
RIGHT?
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WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS
RUIN MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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SO, I WILL BE WEARING
MY SANTA HAT.
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REALLY, ADAM? A SANTA HAT
WITH A MISSION SUIT?
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HEY, IF THE LADIES AT THE BANK
CAN WEAR THEM AT WORK, SO CAN I.
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I CAN'T RE-ESTABLISH CONTACT
WITH DR. EVANS.
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THE VOLCANO MUST HAVE KNOCKED
OUT SATELLITE COMMUNICATIONS.
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THIS GIANT ASH CLOUD HAS PLUNGED
THE AREA INTO TOTAL DARKNESS.
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THERE IS NO WAY RESCUE TEAMS
WILL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH.
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WELL, THAT MEANS
DR. EVANS IS TRAPPED.
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EH, HE'S BETTER OFF.
THE AIRPORTS ARE
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PACKED THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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THERE'S AN AUTOMATED
TRANSPORT READY
TO TAKE YOU UP THERE,
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BUT WITHOUT SATELLITE
COMMUNICATIONS,
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LEO AND I WON'T
BE ON THE COMM SET.
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AH, WELL, IT WILL BE TOUGH
NAVIGATING THROUGH A MISSION
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WITHOUT THE CONSTANT SOUND OF
LEO CHOMPING ON CARROT STICKS.
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HEY, YOU KNOW
I'M A STRESS EATER.
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( doorbell ringing )
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OH, I GOT IT. MUST BE GRANDMA
WITH HER HOLIDAY FEAST.
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OR PERHAPS SOME CAROLERS
HAVE COME TO SPREAD
SOME HOLIDAY CHEER.
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MERRY--
HEY, DOOLEY.
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( yells )
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CODE RED. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
EVERYBODY, HIDE.
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LEO.
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HI.
I'M WITH HIM, I'LL
BE BEHIND THE TREE.
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DON.
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SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
BUT I RAN INTO SOME
CAR TROUBLE
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WHILE DOING ONE
OF MY FAVORITE
YULETIDE TRADITIONS.
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OH, WERE YOU DRIVING AROUND
LOOKING AT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?
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NO. I WAS TEARING
THROUGH PUDDLES TRYING
TO SPLASH CAROLERS.
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TOOK A CORNER TOO FAST
AND ACCIDENTALLY RAN OVER
SOME OF YOUR DECORATIONS.
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HO-HO-HO,
HERE YOU GO.
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NICE AIM.
WHAT ARE YOU DRIVING,
A TRACTOR?
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I'M STUCK. I POPPED
A TIRE AND I CAN'T
GET ANY CELL PHONE
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SERVICE UP HERE
ON RICH MAN MOUNTAIN.
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UH, WE LIKE TO CALL IT
BILLIONAIRE BUTTE ACTUALLY.
THERE'S A HISTORY--
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STOP TALKING,
I'M ON THE PHONE.
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JOSE, TERRY PERRY.
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UH, YEAH, HAD ANOTHER ACCIDENT.
I'M GONNA NEED A TOW.
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NO, THE CAT WASN'T
DRIVING THIS TIME.
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UH-HUH.
OOH, COCOA.
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( laughing )
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WHAT?
UGH, GREAT.
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( sighing )
THERE'S ONLY ONE
DRIVER TONIGHT
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AND THERE'S 30 PEOPLE
AHEAD OF ME.
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HEY, WELL, I HAVE
A BIKE PUMP.
LET'S SEE IF THAT WORKS.
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LEO.
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PRINCIPAL PERRY,
WHAT ARE YOUR CHRISTMAS PLANS?
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NOT MUCH. JUST ENJOYING MY CATS'
PRODUCTION OF THE NUTCRACKER,
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WITH ME AS THE STAGE.
( laughing )
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THE SOUNDTRACK COMES
COURTESY OF MY BELLY GROWLS.
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YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US.
NO, SHE'S REALLY NOT.
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AH, I COULDN'T...
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WITHOUT GRABBING
A FEW THINGS FROM MY CAR.
( laughs )
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WHAT CURSE HATH YOU WROUGHT
UPON THIS HOUSE?
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OH, GOOD, YOU MADE IT.
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UH, DID WE REALLY
JUST RISK OUR LIVES
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TO SAVE A GUY
IN A VIKING HELMET?
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OH, THIS? THIS
IS MY TV ANTENNA.
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WHEN THE ASH CLOUD CLEARS,
I GET GREAT RECEPTION.
ALL TWO ESKIMO CHANNELS.
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY HERE?
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WELL, THE VOLCANO
REALLY SHOOK THINGS UP.
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COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN,
AND THE PIZZA GUY
IS FOUR YEARS LATE.
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BUT OTHER THAN THAT,
I'M GOOD.
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GREAT. ANOTHER GENIUS
WITH BAD JOKES.
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( laughing )
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME.
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WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M FINALLY GETTING
TO MEET THE BIONIC
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SUPER-HUMANS I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT.
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WH-- YOU KNOW OUR SECRET?
OH, GREAT, WE CAME
TO SAVE HIM AND NOW
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WE HAVE TO DESTROY HIM.
CHASE, YOU GRAB HIS LEGS,
I'LL GET THE BUCKET.
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STOP. HE'S MR. DAVENPORT'S
CHIEF SCIENTIST,
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HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
ABOUT US.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, HERE, LET ME,
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
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THIS IS MY LAB-SLASH-
BEDROOM-SLASH-KITCHEN
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SLASH-
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
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WAIT. YOU LIVE
HERE ALL ALONE?
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WITH NO BROTHERS?
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DOES THIS PLACE
HAVE A GUEST HOUSE?
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THIS IS IT. AND I'M,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.
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THINGS HAVE REALLY GONE DOWNHILL
SINCE MY HOLOGRAM WIFE LEFT ME.
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I'M KIDDING.
( laughing )
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WE ACTUALLY GET ALONG GREAT.
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ALTHOUGH SHE'S A HOLOGRAM,
SHE'S NOT REALLY THERE FOR ME.
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HEY, GUYS, LOOK.
A GIANT CRYSTAL BALL.
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I'M GONNA ASK IT A QUESTION.
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WHEN WILL CHASE START
TO LOOK LIKE A MAN?
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UH, CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
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IT'S A GAMMA-SPHERE.
IT'S A CONTAINMENT VESSEL
FOR THE MOST POWERFUL
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ENERGY KNOWN TO MAN,
GAMMA RAYS.
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IF WE COULD HARNESS THESE,
WE COULD SOLVE THE WORLD'S
ENERGY PROBLEMS.
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DAVENPORT AND I HAVE BEEN
WORKING ON THIS FOR YEARS.
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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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I WAS TRYING TO DEVELOP
A GAMMA-SPHERE
FOR MR. DAVENPORT.
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WELL, I GUESS I BEAT
YOU TO IT, LITTLE GUY.
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BUT DON'T FEEL BAD.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
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IN FACT, IF THEY GAVE
OUT MEDALS FOR TRYING,
YOU WOULD HAVE A GOLD.
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ARE YOU PATRONIZING ME?
( laughing )
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IT'S PATRONIZING.
AND YES.
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YOU DO REALIZE I'M
THE SMARTEST PERSON
ON THE PLANET?
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( grunting )
AND EVERY TIME YOU
HAVE TO SAY IT,
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IT DIMINISHES IT
JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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( laughing )
ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
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OH, I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
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LUCKILY, THE SPHERE WASN'T
DAMAGED DURING THE ERUPTION.
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EVEN THE SLIGHTEST
CRACK COULD HAVE HAD
CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES.
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LIKE WHAT?
THE GAMMA RAYS
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WOULD HAVE BLOWN
A HOLE IN THE ATMOSPHERE
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AND WIPED OUT 20%
OF THE POPULATION.
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00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:10,678
WELL, THAT IS
DAVENPORT INDUSTRIES:
RISKING THE FATE
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OF MANKIND SINCE 1992.
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00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,964
COME ON, DR. EVANS,
WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
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00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:19,086
WHOA, I CAN'T LEAVE
UNTIL I'VE STABILIZED
A FEW THINGS.
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IF YOU'LL ALL HELP ME,
THIS WON'T TAKE VERY LONG.
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OH. OH, IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
BECAUSE I'M SMART.
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YOU SAID IT AGAIN.
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( sighing )
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THAT'S "A FEW THINGS?"
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I KEEP MY CAR STOCKED WITH
SUPPLIES IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
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OR IF I'M JUST TOO TIRED
TO WALK TO THE HOUSE.
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OOPS, ONE MORE THING.
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( meows )
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WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
YOU BROUGHT YOUR CAT.
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NO.
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I BROUGHT MY CATS.
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YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
THAT SCRATCH, THUMPER,
BOOM-BOOM, MR. WHISKERS,
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00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,272
DINGLE, AND WIDGET
ARE EVEN HERE.
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THEY'LL SLEEP WITH ME
INSIDE THE TENT.
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00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:07,975
THEY FORM A LIVING BLANKET
AROUND MAMA.
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00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,879
UH, TENT?
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00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,916
I DON'T SLEEP ON
OTHER PEOPLE'S BED LINENS.
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AND, NO OFFENSE,
DOOLEY-DAVENPORTS,
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00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,720
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE
YOU'VE BEEN.
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OH, THANKS FOR
LENDING A HAND, GUYS.
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NO PROBLEM.
GLAD WE COULD HELP.
'CAUSE YOU NEEDED IT.
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YEP, BRILLIANT
SCIENTIST RESCUED
BY A 15-YEAR-OLD.
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YOU, SIR, ARE WELCOME.
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I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN
AROUND PEOPLE FOR A WHILE,
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BUT HE'S REALLY ANNOYING.
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YEAH, IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL
OF ALL HIS ABILITIES.
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00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:52,749
( rumbling sound )
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00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,183
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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OH, UH, YOU REMEMBER
THAT QUESTIONABLE
MEATBALL SANDWICH
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I HAD AT THE GAS STATION?
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QUESTION'S BEEN ANSWERED.
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00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,973
NO, THAT SOUNDED
LIKE AN AFTERSHOCK.
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AFTERSHOCK.
BRACE YOURSELVES.
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( rumbling continues )
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00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:13,902
( alarm sounding )
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00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,984
OKAY, THAT WAS
NOT THE MEATBALLS.
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UH, DR. EVANS.
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00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:25,692
( gasping ) OH, NO.
THERE'S A CRACK
IN THE GAMMA-SPHERE.
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00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,455
OH, MAN,
THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS.
211
00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,117
WELL, WE'RE GONNA BOUNCE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
212
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,769
WHOA, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.
IF THAT CRACK OPENS UP,
213
00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:44,433
THOSE GAMMA RAYS'LL
MIX WITH THE ASH CLOUD,
214
00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,944
AND SAY GOOD-BYE,
NORTHERN HEMISPHERE.
215
00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:49,107
CAN WE PATCH THE CRACK?
216
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,439
PATCH THE CRACK?
217
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,751
BILLION-DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY,
UNSTABLE ENERGY SOURCE.
218
00:11:55,746 --> 00:12:00,046
SURE, LET'S PUT A LITTLE
CHEWING GUM IN THERE
AND SEE IF THAT WORKS.
219
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,990
STARTING TO SEE WHY
THE HOLOGRAM WIFE LEFT.
220
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:06,764
HEY, HOW ABOUT I SHOOT
MY HEAT VISION AT IT?
221
00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:10,157
WELL, HOW WOULD
THAT HELP?
I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S WHAT I DO.
222
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,000
( crackling sound )
223
00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:16,112
WHOA. THE MORE OXYGEN
THAT GETS IN THAT CRACK,
THE WORSE THIS IS GONNA GET.
224
00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:20,066
WAIT. MAYBE I CAN
TEMPORARILY CONTAIN
IT WITH MY FORCE FIELD.
225
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,940
GREAT. AND I'LL
COME UP WITH A MORE
PERMANENT SOLUTION.
226
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:28,083
( zapping sound )
227
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:31,318
WELL, UH, YOU SEEM BUSY,
SO I'M GONNA GO WATCH TV.
228
00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:34,961
WHAT DO YOU, UH, RECOMMEND,
ESKIMO ONE OR TWO?
229
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,489
( sighing )
230
00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:45,102
SORRY WE DON'T HAVE
A STOCKING FOR YOU.
231
00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:46,395
( gasping )
I GOT IT.
232
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,172
MAKE SURE YOU
PUSH THE CANDY WAY
DOWN IN THERE
233
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,014
SO IT FILLS UP
MY TOOTSIES.
234
00:12:58,008 --> 00:13:01,408
I'M GONNA GO SQUEEZE
INTO MY CHRISTMAS JAMMIES.
( squeals )
235
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,085
OKAY, WE HAVE GOT
TO GET RID OF HER.
236
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,387
I AGREE, BUT ALL MY PLANS
END WITH US GOING TO JAIL.
237
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,460
( grunting, cats meowing )
238
00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:33,078
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
239
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,923
MY CHRISTMAS PJS.
240
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,485
WANT TO SEE ME BELLY DANCE
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN?
241
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:41,448
NO. NO.
( yelling )
242
00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:46,133
THE GAMMA RAYS ARE MELTING
A HOLE IN MY FORCE FIELD.
243
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,256
I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH LONGER I'LL BE
ABLE TO CONTAIN IT.
244
00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:51,298
UH, YOU HAVE TO,
I DON'T HAVE A FIX YET.
245
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,001
SHOCKING.
246
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,943
WHAT, SO WHEN THESE
GAMMA RAYS HIT,
WE'RE PRETTY MUCH GONERS.
247
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,066
WELL, WE'LL BE.
BUT YOU SHOULD BE FINE,
248
00:13:58,068 --> 00:13:59,338
SINCE YOUR HEAD
IS FULL OF LEAD.
249
00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:04,241
HA. YES. LEAD.
250
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,884
HEY, DR. SMARTY,
WE JUST MET.
251
00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:08,847
YOU DON'T HAVE
THAT PRIVILEGE YET.
252
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,520
NO. LEAD CAN CONTAIN
THE GAMMA RAYS.
253
00:14:12,522 --> 00:14:16,362
EXACTLY. AND DAVENPORT MADE
THIS BUILDING OUT OF LEAD
254
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,086
TO KEEP EVERYBODY FROM SPYING
ON HIS SECRET TECHNOLOGY.
255
00:14:19,089 --> 00:14:21,629
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS RIG
ENOUGH EXPLOSIVES TO...
256
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:23,631
IMPLODE ON
THE GAMMA-SPHERE.
257
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:28,043
GREAT IDEA.
BLOWING STUFF UP
ON CHRISTMAS.
258
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,598
IT IS THE MOST WONDERFUL
TIME OF THE YEAR.
259
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:38,514
( loud snoring )
260
00:14:38,508 --> 00:14:41,878
( talking loudly )
THANK YOU FOR
THE SCARF, DONALD.
261
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,221
WHAT?
I SAID THANK YOU,
FOR THE SCARF.
262
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,615
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
263
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,958
SO, UH, LEO.
264
00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:53,391
( snoring stops )
265
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,373
WHAT'D YOU GET?
266
00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:58,395
I GOT SOCKS.
267
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,098
WET SOCKS.
OH. THAT HAVE BEEN
MARKED BY A CAT.
268
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,172
OKAY.
269
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,137
( phone ringing )
270
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:13,479
OH, NO. GRANDMA'S SNOWED IN.
SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
271
00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:19,093
GREAT. SO, NO ADAM,
NO BREE, NO CHASE,
AND NO GRANDMA TURKEY?
272
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,689
HOW MUCH WORSE
CAN THIS GET?
273
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:24,221
( groaning )
274
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,604
( yawning )
275
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,329
AND THERE'S MY ANSWER.
276
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,035
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PRINCIPAL PERRY.
I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.
277
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,668
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
278
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,451
OOH, SANTA CAME.
WHAT'D I GET?
WHAT'D I GET?
279
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,615
( yelling )
( ripping sound )
280
00:15:47,617 --> 00:15:50,477
HOPEFULLY, SOME NEW PJS,
'CAUSE THOSE JUST RIPPED.
281
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:55,162
UM, NO ONE GOT YOU--
OOH, UH,
282
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,025
OF COURSE
WE GOT YOU SOMETHING.
283
00:15:57,027 --> 00:16:00,527
IT'S CHRISTMAS. YOU CAN'T NOT
GET A GIFT ON CHRISTMAS.
284
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,460
( chuckling )
IT WOULD BE RUDE.
285
00:16:04,995 --> 00:16:08,465
HERE YOU GO,
PRINCIPAL PERRY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
286
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,098
( yelling excitedly )
287
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:15,981
( gasping )
A QHT VIDEO GAME SYSTEM.
288
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,275
I CAN EXCHANGE THIS
FOR A NICE BLOUSE
AND TWO PAIRS OF SLACKS.
289
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,249
THE GOOD KIND THAT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO IRON. OR WASH.
290
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,663
BUT I ASKED FOR A QHT.
291
00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:30,017
WORST CHRISTMAS EVER.
292
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:33,360
OOH, SOMEBODY NEEDS A NAP.
293
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:37,565
DID HE LIKE THE SOCKS?
294
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,030
♪ DECK THE HALLS
WITH LARGE EXPLOSIVES ♪
295
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,313
♪ BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM ♪
296
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,135
OKAY.
297
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,307
CHARGES ARE SET.
SO NOW, ALL WE HAVE TO DO
298
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,639
IS LIGHT THIS FUSE
TO START THE IMPLOSION.
299
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:53,341
WE'LL ONLY HAVE
15 SECONDS TO GET OUT
300
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,253
OF THE BLAST ZONE
ONCE THE FUSE IS LIT.
301
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,585
OOF. THINK WE'LL
MAKE IT OUT IN TIME?
302
00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:00,187
I KNOW I WILL.
303
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,620
OKAY, ADAM,
LIGHT THE FUSE.
RIGHT.
304
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,498
( powering down sound )
305
00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:13,662
LET'S GO.
306
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,065
OH. THESE RAYS,
THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
307
00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:21,169
ALTHOUGH, I REALLY THOUGHT
THEY'D BE A LOT MORE BLINDING.
308
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:23,241
AH, THERE'S THE BURN.
309
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,773
Bree:
COME ON.
310
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,048
( explosions going off )
311
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:34,183
DID IT WORK?
312
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,394
I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
313
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,326
DON'T WORRY,
IT'LL WEAR OFF.
314
00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:39,488
WE GOTTA GET YOU
OUT OF HERE.
315
00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,059
ADAM, WHERE DID
YOU PARK THE TRANSPORT?
316
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,161
IN THE GARAGE UNDER FACILITY X.
317
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:48,735
( frustrated groans )
318
00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:51,698
ALL RIGHT.
DR. EVANS,
HOP ON, YOU'RE FIRST.
319
00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,403
READY WHEN YOU ARE,
MISSY.
WHAT-- NO. GET--
320
00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:55,454
( grunting )
GET--
321
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,105
GET OFF ME.
322
00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,347
SHE'S A FEISTY
LITTLE THING,
ISN'T SHE?
323
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,483
YOU KNOW,
AFTER SPENDING TIME
WITH PERRY,
324
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,724
THE GRINCH DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE SUCH A BAD GUY.
325
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:12,787
YEAH, AT LEAST AFTER
HE TOOK EVERYONE'S
PRESENTS HE WENT HOME.
MM-HMM.
326
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,232
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING DOWN HERE?
327
00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:18,865
SAME THING I DO AT SCHOOL.
HIDING FROM PRINCIPAL PERRY.
328
00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:21,228
LEO, SHE IS OUR GUEST.
IT IS RUDE
329
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,171
TO LEAVE HER UPSTAIRS
BY HERSELF.
330
00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:26,113
SO GET UP THERE AND LET US
KNOW WHEN SHE'S GONE.
YEAH.
331
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,339
OH.
YOU'RE BACK.
332
00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:33,781
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
333
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:34,783
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
334
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,794
( all laughing )
335
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,786
SO, HOW'D
THE MISSION GO?
336
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,489
YES.
337
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,452
WELL, HOW'S MY
RESEARCH FACILITY?
338
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,464
( laughing )
339
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:48,425
OH, YOU WOULDN'T
EVEN RECOGNIZE IT.
340
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,898
OH.
341
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:53,459
HEY, WHY ARE WE DOWN
HERE WHEN THE
PRESENTS ARE UPSTAIRS?
342
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:55,743
HEY, WAIT, WAIT.
NOT SO FAST. UM...
343
00:18:55,735 --> 00:19:00,435
PRINCIPAL PERRY IS UPSTAIRS.
I REPEAT, PERRY IS IN THE HOUSE.
344
00:19:02,312 --> 00:19:03,742
YOU KNOW,
I AM VERY TIRED.
345
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,843
YEAH, I COULD
USE SOME SLEEP.
SEE YOU IN THE NEW YEAR.
346
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,254
FREEZE.
347
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,877
LOOK, THE POOR WOMAN
IS ALL ALONE,
AND IT'S CHRISTMAS.
348
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:11,179
HEY, AT LEAST
WE'RE ALL TOGETHER.
349
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:13,351
SO, LET'S MAKE
THE BEST OF IT, RIGHT?
350
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:17,763
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
351
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,627
WE ARE GOING TO MARCH
UP THERE RIGHT NOW
AND TELL THIS WOMAN,
352
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,830
VAMOOSE, LADY.
THIS IS OUR CHRISTMAS.
353
00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,292
( all cheering )
354
00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:27,244
WAIT, SHE CAN'T SEE US
IN OUR MISSION SUITS.
355
00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:29,637
WELL, HURRY UP AND CHANGE,
I'M NOT TELLING HER
WITHOUT BACKUP.
356
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,251
PRINCIPAL PERRY,
WE-- UH, SMELL FOOD.
357
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,946
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
358
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:40,177
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
I'M MAKING DINNER.
359
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,809
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
GET OUT.
360
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:46,423
PRINCIPAL PERRY,
THIS IS AMAZING.
361
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,316
WELL, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
COOKING ANYTHING.
362
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,320
WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING NICE.
363
00:19:54,324 --> 00:19:56,834
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
364
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,826
AH, IT'S NOTHING.
I FIGURED,
365
00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:01,268
I CRASHED YOUR HOLIDAY,
IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.
366
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,871
OH, LOOK, HOW FANCY.
367
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,983
SHE MADE
A CHRISTMAS GOOSE.
OH.
368
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:09,535
IT'S ACTUALLY A SWAN FROM
THE POND DOWN THE STREET.
369
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:13,339
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
WALK RIGHT UP TO 'EM.
370
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:14,683
( cat meowing )
371
00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:16,754
PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S NOT
COMING FROM THE OVEN.
372
00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:19,447
I GOT IT.
373
00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:22,389
THE CHRISTMAS TREE
IS ONE BIG SCRATCHING
POST FOR THOSE CATS.
374
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,003
( cats meowing )
375
00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:28,895
OOH, COME ON, DINGLE.
COME ON, BOY.
376
00:20:28,898 --> 00:20:30,998
OH, HE'S USUALLY
VERY, VERY GOOD.
377
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,230
Principal Perry:
COME ON, DINGLE.
COME ON.
378
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,372
HE'S GETTING REALLY FEISTY NOW.
SORRY ABOUT THIS.
379
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,335
WE'RE GUESTS, DINGLE.
WE'RE GUESTS.
380
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,837
COME ON, DINGLE.
COME ON.
381
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,838
( cat screeches )
GET OUT OF HERE.
382
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,741
( grunting )
383
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:49,453
( yelling )
384
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,890
PRINCIPAL PERRY,
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS MEAL.
385
00:21:02,892 --> 00:21:05,472
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
386
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,295
I'LL TAKE THAT
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
387
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,439
WHAT'S THIS?
388
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:14,471
UH, YOUR BILL.
389
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,984
I SEE YOU INCLUDED TAX, TIP,
AND THE COST OF A NEW TIRE.
390
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,308
SORRY, GRATUITY IS INCLUDED
FOR PARTIES OF SIX OR MORE.
391
00:21:22,312 --> 00:21:23,682
I HAVE NO SAY IN THAT.
392
00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:29,355
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA
CHARGE US FOR DINNER?
WELL,
393
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,889
I DIDN'T MAKE
THIS MEAL WITH LOVE.
394
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,960
I MADE IT WITH SKILL,
SWEAT, AND WHATEVER
CAME OFF THE TIP
395
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:35,903
OF MY PINKY WHEN I WAS
CHOPPING THE VEGGIES.
396
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,465
( groaning )
397
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,497
( coughing )
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