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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,638 --> 00:00:13,008 ( sniffing ) UGH! SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN HERE. 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:17,293 WHOA! SOMETHING DID DIE IN HERE! CHASE, LOOK AT THIS! 3 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:18,648 NO! 4 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:21,449 WELL, AT LEAST TELL ME IF THIS IS FUR OR MOLD. 5 00:00:21,452 --> 00:00:22,552 NO! 6 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,498 ADAM, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR SHOE? 7 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,360 I GUESS I DON'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH. 8 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:34,512 THE SAME THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY WITH MY UNDERWEAR. 9 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:37,805 OH, THAT REMINDS ME, I GOT YOU A NEW HEADBAND FOR GYM CLASS. 10 00:00:41,812 --> 00:00:44,122 MAN, MR. DAVENPORT WARNED US ABOUT THIS. 11 00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:48,475 AS WE GET OLDER, OUR CHIPS HAVE TO BE RE-CALIBRATED TO ADJUST FOR OUR GROWTH. 12 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:52,279 ( laughing ) OH, WELL, THEN YOURS WILL NEVER HAVE TO BE ADJUSTED. 13 00:00:52,283 --> 00:00:55,333 'CAUSE YOUR BODY DOESN'T GROW, GET IT? 14 00:00:55,326 --> 00:00:58,626 I'M SAYING YOU'RE SMALL. I GET IT! 15 00:00:58,629 --> 00:01:00,489 WHEN MR. DAVENPORT GETS BACK, 16 00:01:00,491 --> 00:01:02,461 HE CAN RE-CALIBRATE YOUR SUPER STRENGTH. 17 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,273 TOSS ME MY BACKPACK. 18 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:10,269 OR WE COULD DO IT NOW. 19 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:12,702 QUICK, GET IN YOUR CAPSULE. 20 00:01:12,703 --> 00:01:15,083 AH, BUT I LIKE BEING RIDICULOUSLY STRONG. 21 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,575 I'M LIKE KING KONG WITHOUT THE LITTLE LADY IN HIS HAND. 22 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:22,109 GO AHEAD, CHASE, JUMP IN. 23 00:01:22,113 --> 00:01:24,563 GO! FINE. 24 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,357 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE, ADAM'S SIZE PARAMETERS. 25 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,220 SIX-ONE, HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS. 26 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:36,373 MAKE IT A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY. HAD A BIG BREAKFAST. 27 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:38,267 SINCE YOUR STRENGTH HAS INTENSIFIED, 28 00:01:38,269 --> 00:01:40,529 I'M GONNA DIAL IT BACK FROM AN EIGHT TO A SIX. 29 00:01:40,531 --> 00:01:43,201 HOLD ON, YOU CAN ADJUST MY STRENGTH? 30 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,614 WELL, DON'T DIAL ME DOWN, MAKE ME A TEN! 31 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,136 NO WAY. THAT WOULD BE LIKE 32 00:01:47,138 --> 00:01:50,308 GIVING A STICK OF DYNAMITE TO A... 33 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,241 WELL, YOU. 34 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:03,220 THERE. DONE. NOW HURRY. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 35 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:07,496 UH, YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! I JUST HAVE TO 36 00:02:07,498 --> 00:02:09,658 NOT DO SOMETHING FOR A MINUTE. 37 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:25,623 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF IT WORKED! 38 00:02:25,616 --> 00:02:28,676 THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC SUPER-HUMANS. 39 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:32,779 THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US, FASTER, SMARTER. 40 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:35,493 THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE IS... 41 00:02:35,486 --> 00:02:37,556 LIVING IN MY BASEMENT? 42 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,428 ♪♪ 43 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:41,631 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 44 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,304 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 45 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,775 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 46 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,348 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 47 00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:08,387 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 48 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:19,397 MAN, I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH THE WOBBLY CHAIR. 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,200 HERE, LET ME FIX IT. HOLD MY TRAY. 50 00:03:25,976 --> 00:03:27,336 ADAM! 51 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:28,708 ( laughing ) 52 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,679 BUDGET CUTS, AM I RIGHT? 53 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:32,681 THE EVIDENCE IS ALL AROUND US, PEOPLE. 54 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:34,693 ( laughing ) 55 00:03:34,685 --> 00:03:36,915 YOU MAXED OUT YOUR SUPER STRENGTH, DIDN'T YOU? 56 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:40,547 OF COURSE I DID. LOOK WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. 57 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:41,991 THIS IS SO DANGEROUS. 58 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:43,852 YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR STRENGTH, 59 00:03:43,854 --> 00:03:45,634 AND IT COULD CAUSE A TON OF GLITCHES. 60 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,226 WE HAVE TO CHANGE YOU BACK, NOW! 61 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,427 CALM DOWN, YOU'RE OVER-REACTING. 62 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,737 OKAY, YOU CAN DIAL ME DOWN TO A NINE. 63 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:06,353 MORNING, OXYGEN HOGS! 64 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,617 TIME FOR ANOTHER SURPRISE LOCKER INSPECTION! 65 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:11,719 WHY, YOU ASK? THE SUPERINTENDENT SAYS 66 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:14,732 THAT IF I'M GONNA ACCUSE YOU LITTLE CRIMINALS OF DOING STUFF 67 00:04:14,725 --> 00:04:18,625 I NEED "EVIDENCE." 68 00:04:18,629 --> 00:04:20,629 LINDSEY, YOU'RE UP. 69 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,302 ( annoyed sound ) 70 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:25,565 ( laughing ) 71 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,596 STUFFED ANIMAL? WHAT IS THIS, YOUR PROM DATE? 72 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:33,671 MAKEUP? YOU'VE ALREADY LOST THAT BATTLE, SWEETHEART. 73 00:04:35,606 --> 00:04:38,446 YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SO TIRED OF PRINCIPAL PERRY 74 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:39,809 AND HER POWER TRIPS. HOW, HOW DOES SHE 75 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:41,750 KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS STUFF? 76 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:45,562 JUST ACCEPT IT. IT'S A LOT EASIER ONCE YOU LET GO OF THE HOPE. 77 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:49,986 OOH, PRETZEL LOGS! JACKPOT! 78 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,960 YOU'RE NEXT, GLOW STICK. 79 00:04:54,425 --> 00:04:56,725 I DON'T THINK SO. 80 00:04:56,727 --> 00:04:58,997 ( grunts ) 81 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,499 ( yells ) 82 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,771 ( laughing ) STIFF ARM. LEGAL PLAY. 83 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:06,583 OKAY, PRINCIPAL PERRY, THIS IS NOT FAIR. 84 00:05:06,577 --> 00:05:08,707 YOU WALK AROUND HERE LIKE A DICTATOR 85 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,679 AND TREAT THE STUDENT BODY LIKE PRISONERS. 86 00:05:10,681 --> 00:05:14,521 AWW, YOU NOTICED. IT'S SO GOOD TO BE APPRECIATED. 87 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,685 NO. THIS IS NO WAY TO RUN A SCHOOL. 88 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:20,548 AND I THINK THAT I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE 89 00:05:20,551 --> 00:05:22,821 WHEN I SAY WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! 90 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:27,003 ( students gasping ) 91 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:30,627 AND BY "WE" SHE MEANS HER. YOU AND ME, ROCK SOLID. 92 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:36,073 ARE YOU CHALLENGING MY AUTHORITY? 93 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:40,336 SHE'S SWEATING THROUGH HER PANT SUIT. RETREAT, RETREAT! 94 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,970 LISTEN, LIPSTICK, I DIDN'T COMMAND A SHIP 95 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:46,753 IN THE MERCHANT MARINES TO TAKE GUFF FROM YOU. 96 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,547 YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK THE SCHOOL MIGHT BE A BIT MORE ENJOYABLE 97 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,050 IF WE WERE TREATED LIKE ADULTS 98 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,881 AND HAD MORE FREEDOM. 99 00:05:52,883 --> 00:05:56,463 RIGHT, AND THEN WE COULD ALL RIDE UNICORNS TO SCHOOL 100 00:05:56,457 --> 00:06:00,057 AND EAT FOOD THAT PASSES A HEALTH INSPECTION. 101 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,430 BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. 102 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:05,403 OH, YES, IT DOES. I LEARNED ONE THING FROM MY MOTHER: 103 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:06,966 TO RULE WITH AN IRON FIST. 104 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,667 OH, AND THAT SALAD TAKES UP SPACE WHERE MEAT SHOULD BE. 105 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:15,682 SHE SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY WOMAN. SHE ISN'T! 106 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:19,576 YOU KIDS THINK MY JOB IS SO EASY, DON'T YA? 107 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,950 ( laughing ) WELL, I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN IT BE? YOU DO IT. 108 00:06:22,953 --> 00:06:25,093 ( students gasping ) 109 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,915 YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER? ALL RIGHT! 110 00:06:27,918 --> 00:06:30,158 HAVE AT IT. SCHOOL'S YOURS. 111 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,460 YOU GO AHEAD AND BE PRINCIPAL FOR A DAY. 112 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:34,163 WHAT? YEAH. 113 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:36,174 GO AHEAD AND BE THE NICE PRINCIPAL. 114 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:39,666 THESE MAGGOTS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE IN TWO HOURS. HMM. 115 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,030 YOU COULDA USE YOUR LAST BREATH TO SCREAM FOR HELP, 116 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:44,912 BUT YOU SHOULDA USED IT TO SAY "I'M SORRY." OH! 117 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:52,439 ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ON. BUT IF I'M GONNA BE PRINCIPAL FOR THE DAY, 118 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,993 I'LL NEED THE KEYS TO YOUR OFFICE. ALL RIGHT. 119 00:06:54,985 --> 00:06:57,785 BUT REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW LOUD THE BANGING GETS 120 00:06:57,788 --> 00:07:00,418 IN THE FILE CABINET, DON'T OPEN IT. 121 00:07:06,797 --> 00:07:08,627 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MAXED OUT YOUR STRENGTH 122 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,899 AFTER I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO. 123 00:07:10,901 --> 00:07:13,131 IN MY DEFENSE, YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IS LIKE 124 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:17,543 A MONKEY TELLING A HEDGEHOG WHAT TO DO-- IT'S RIDICULOUS. 125 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,538 BUT IT WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME BUDDY COP MOVIE. 126 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,841 CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET THIS OVER WITH? 127 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,123 I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOL. IT'S KARAOKE DAY 128 00:07:25,115 --> 00:07:29,015 IN LATIN CLASS AND I'M SINGING TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR. 129 00:07:29,019 --> 00:07:33,119 ( singing in Latin ) SCINTILLAT SCINTILLAT PAULO STELLA... 130 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,685 ( laughing ) 131 00:07:36,687 --> 00:07:39,857 YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? 132 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:44,570 YEAH? AND YOURS IS GONNA HAVE TO CUT YOUR FOOD, SO WE'RE EVEN. 133 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,995 GET IN YOUR CAPSULE! 134 00:07:47,998 --> 00:07:53,738 ALL RIGHT, REDUCING SUPER STRENGTH IN THREE, TWO, ONE... 135 00:07:58,909 --> 00:08:00,909 ALL RIGHT, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TEST IT OUT 136 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,781 TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL. COME HERE. 137 00:08:05,856 --> 00:08:09,116 THIS IS MADE OUT OF ULTRA-STRENGTH TITANIUM. 138 00:08:09,119 --> 00:08:10,859 THINK YOU CAN BREAK IT? SURE, 139 00:08:10,861 --> 00:08:14,631 STAND STILL WHILE I SMASH IT OVER YOUR HEAD. 140 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:17,965 NO, WITH YOUR HAND. NOT AS FUN, BUT OKAY. 141 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:19,968 ( exhales ) 142 00:08:22,873 --> 00:08:25,083 AH, I'M BACK TO NORMAL. 143 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:27,775 NOW I'M ONLY A HUNDRED TIMES STRONGER THAN YOU. 144 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:28,938 ( sighing ) I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO HIT YOU 145 00:08:28,939 --> 00:08:31,639 MORE OFTEN TO MAKE UP FOR IT. 146 00:08:31,642 --> 00:08:34,512 YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO. OH, THAT'S SWEET. 147 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,794 BUT I REALLY DO. 148 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:37,947 NO, YOU DON'T. YES, I DO. 149 00:08:37,948 --> 00:08:39,118 NO, YOU DON'T. COME HERE. 150 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,649 STOP. GET AWAY. DON'T TOUCH ME. 151 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:43,221 DON'T-- GET AWAY, GET AWAY. NO, NO! ( yells ) 152 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:48,757 ( laughs ) 153 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,762 WHOA! IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS, 154 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:56,674 BUT LOOK HOW MUCH HAPPIER EVERYONE IS UNDER PRINCIPAL BREE. 155 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:59,867 WELL, THAT IS JUST HOW I ROLL, VICE PRINCIPAL LEO. 156 00:08:59,870 --> 00:09:02,040 ( laughing ) 157 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,682 I MEAN, ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW MUCH HAPPIER 158 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:05,975 AND MORE PRODUCTIVE STUDENTS ARE WHEN 159 00:09:05,976 --> 00:09:07,576 THEY'RE GIVEN A LITTLE BIT OF FREEDOM? 160 00:09:07,578 --> 00:09:10,578 LET BREEDOM RING! 161 00:09:12,723 --> 00:09:14,963 OH, UH, BY THE WAY, I HAVE SOME PAPERWORK FOR YOU TO SIGN. 162 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,285 SURE. WHAT IS IT? 163 00:09:16,286 --> 00:09:18,556 YOU KNOW, JUST AN APPROVAL FORM, 164 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,328 FORCING ALL GIRLS TO BE MY FRIEND. 165 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:25,672 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE! 166 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,636 SPIT OUT THAT GUM! 167 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,968 UH-UH, DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HER! 168 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,969 PUT THAT GUM BACK IN YOUR MOUTH. 169 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,641 HEY-- 170 00:09:33,644 --> 00:09:35,214 THIS IS MY SCHOOL NOW. 171 00:09:35,205 --> 00:09:38,675 SEE HOW SMOOTHLY THINGS ARE RUNNING AND HOW HAPPY EVERYONE IS? 172 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,279 ( grunting ) I KNOW, IT'S DISGUSTING! 173 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:45,022 ALL THESE SMILING FACES. 174 00:09:45,015 --> 00:09:49,885 I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY TEETH SINCE I KEPT DENTAL RECORDS AT THE MORGUE. 175 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:53,720 SORRY, PRINCIPAL PERRY, BUT I GUESS IT IS EASY DOING YOUR JOB. ( scoffs ) 176 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:55,634 YEAH! WATCH IT, DOOLEY! 177 00:09:55,626 --> 00:09:58,696 AH-AH-AH-AH! CORRECTION: 178 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:02,699 VICE PRINCIPAL DOOLEY. AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, 179 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,043 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE UNLESS YOU'RE A STUDENT OR FACULTY. 180 00:10:05,035 --> 00:10:08,975 SO I'M AFRAID, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE... 181 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:10,109 TERRY. 182 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,040 ( grunting ) THIS ISN'T OVER! 183 00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:16,693 ( phone ringing ) 184 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:19,217 WHAT, MOM? I'M AT WORK! 185 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:22,689 SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAISE MY VOICE. 186 00:10:22,693 --> 00:10:24,803 YES, I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL. 187 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,398 ( bell rings ) 188 00:10:32,863 --> 00:10:34,713 HEY, CHASE, WHEN YOU ZAPPED ME I THINK YOU TOOK 189 00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:36,665 A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT OFF. ADAM, 190 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,707 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. 191 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:41,139 THE RE-CALIBRATION ADJUSTS THE RATIO OF YOUR MUSCLE MASS 192 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,171 TO YOUR BODY FRAME AND, AND, WHO AM I KIDDING? 193 00:10:44,174 --> 00:10:46,984 YOU STOPPED LISTENING FIVE SECONDS AGO, RIGHT? 194 00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,779 ADAM? 195 00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:53,952 ADAM? 196 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,964 ( in high-pitched voice ) I'M DOWN HERE! 197 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,888 TOLD YOU I WAS LOSING WEIGHT. 198 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,267 CHASE, WHAT'S GOING ON? 199 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,799 I, I, I GUESS I WAS IN SUCH A RUSH TO RE-CALIBRATE 200 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:13,772 YOUR CHIP, I, I ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT TO ENTER 201 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,384 THE SIZE PARAMETERS, WHICH CAUSED A GLITCH AND-- 202 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,906 I'M TWO INCHES TALL AND NAKED! DO SOMETHING! 203 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:25,723 REALLY, CHASE? A PURPLE NINJA OUTFIT? 204 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:28,056 YOU KNOW PURPLE'S NOT MY COLOR! 205 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:29,988 IT WAS FROM THE LOST AND FOUND. 206 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,420 THERE WERE ONLY TWO ACTION FIGURES, THIS AND POWER GIRL. 207 00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:35,872 AND YOU DON NOT HAVE THE LEGS TO WORK THAT SKIRT. 208 00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:38,366 HA. JUST HURRY UP AND FIX THIS! 209 00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,798 I CAN'T STAND BEING SMALLER THAN YOU. 210 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,771 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN SMALLER THAN YOU FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. 211 00:11:43,774 --> 00:11:44,984 NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 212 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:47,075 DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THE NAMES YOU CALLED ME? 213 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,237 NOT ALL OF 'EM, BUT I REMEMBER THERE WAS 214 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:53,779 TINYPANTS MCGOO, MICROMAN, TINY BOY, ANT BOY, EENCY MEENCY, 215 00:11:53,784 --> 00:11:55,924 LITTLE WOMAN... ( laughing ) 216 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,446 HEY! WHOA, HEY! 217 00:11:57,447 --> 00:12:00,417 Adam: WHY IS IT DARK? WHAT'S GOING ON? LET ME OUT! 218 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,851 HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 219 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:05,304 I WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE 220 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:07,295 TO BE PICKED ON BY SOMEONE LARGER THAN YOU. 221 00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,227 BUT, SINCE I'M A NICE GUY, 222 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,499 NOW I'LL TAKE YOU HOME TO FIX YOU. 223 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,160 THANK YOU, CHASE, IT'S REALLY BIG OF YOU. 224 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:16,113 AND I DON'T GET TO SAY THAT VERY OFTEN. HA HA. 225 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:18,006 YOU JUST CAN'T STOP YOURSELF, CAN YOU? 226 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:22,108 I'LL TRY. UM, YOU'RE HUGE... 227 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,212 LY SMALL. NOPE, CAN'T DO IT. 228 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,515 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET HOME. 229 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,477 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 230 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,219 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO! NO! 231 00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,033 YOU KNOW THAT NEW TARANTULA IN THE SCIENCE LAB? 232 00:12:35,025 --> 00:12:37,325 OH, YEAH, HARVEY! HE'S GREAT. 233 00:12:37,327 --> 00:12:39,757 WELL, LET'S SEE HOW GREAT HE IS WHEN HE GETS 234 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,359 A SURPRISE VISIT FROM A TINY, PURPLE NINJA. 235 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,472 NO! ( yelling ) 236 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,998 HEY, WHERE IS EVERYONE? 237 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,771 WHY IS NO ONE IN CLASS? 238 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,082 ( music playing distantly ) 239 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,349 ( music playing ) 240 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,357 PRINCIPAL PERRY? 241 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,858 WHO WANTS TO KNOW? ( laughing ) 242 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:16,031 THE NAME'S TERRY. ON THE STREET THEY CALL ME T.P. 'CAUSE I CLEAN UP. 243 00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:21,826 UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NEVER MIND THAT, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 244 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:24,302 WELL, THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, IT SEEMED ONLY FAIR 245 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,314 THAT IF YOU GET TO BE PRINCIPAL FOR A DAY, 246 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,806 THEN I GET TO BE A STUDENT FOR A DAY. ( laughing ) 247 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,981 SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG FAN OF FREEDOM, 248 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:35,153 I THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE. 249 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,485 BERTHA, RUTHIE, SADDLE UP! 250 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,248 ( students chanting ) GO, GO, GO, GO, 251 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,590 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 252 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:43,351 ( students cheering ) 253 00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:45,933 ( crashing sound ) 254 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:50,126 OH! SHE JUST GOT LOAFED! ( laughing ) 255 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,960 IF SHE GETS HURT WHILE YOU'RE PRINCIPAL, YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE. 256 00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:56,944 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO PRINCIPALS IN PRISON? 257 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,107 WELL, YOU CAN'T THREATEN ME. VICE PRINCIPAL LEO? 258 00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:01,840 MY PLEASURE. HMM. 259 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,221 YOU JUST GOT DETENTION, SQUAT MUG. 260 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:07,115 DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO THERE, KNOWING THAT 261 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:10,177 I'M BACK TO RUNNING THIS PLACE TOMORROW? 262 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,380 AND I QUIT. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BREE. 263 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:14,893 WHAT? 264 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:17,125 SO, YOU READY TO GIVE UP? 265 00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:20,987 ( scoffing ) NOT A CHANCE. BECAUSE FREEDOM IS ALWAYS-- 266 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:23,461 Principal Perry: OH! ( laughing ) 267 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,473 SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THAT FREEDOM ON YOUR FACE. 268 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,966 ( laughing ) 269 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,368 SOMEBODY GET THIS GIRL SOME GRAVY. 270 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,040 ( laughing ) 271 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,653 ALL RIGHT, ADAM, TIME FOR A WATER FOUNTAIN JERK BATH. 272 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,608 ADAM? ADAM? OH, NO! ADAM? 273 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,224 ADAM? 274 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:50,517 ( laughing ) NEW INTERNET DANCE CRAZE. 275 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,620 LOOK IT UP. 276 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,504 LEO! 'SUP? 277 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,896 I NEED YOUR HELP. I ACCIDENTALLY SHRUNK ADAM AND HE IS GONE! 278 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,028 I GOT YOUR BACK. YOU WERE WITH ME, WE WERE KAYAKING. 279 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:03,301 NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 280 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,543 NO! HE WAS IN MY POCKET BUT HE FELL OUT. I LOST HIM! 281 00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:08,606 THEY'LL NEVER BUY IT. STICK TO THE KAYAK. 282 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,580 I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. HE COULD BE ANYWHERE! 283 00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,392 CHASE! LEO! I'M OVER HERE! 284 00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,515 OVER HERE! 285 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,547 AAH! INCOMING BUTT! 286 00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:25,561 HA! NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE BUTT-NINJA. 287 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,029 HEY, I HAVE THOSE JEANS! 288 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,662 NO, DON'T SIT DOWN, DON'T SIT DOWN! 289 00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:35,573 ( yells ) 290 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:38,035 CHASE, I THINK I JUST SAW A LITTLE, 291 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,568 PURPLE NINJA DIVE INTO THAT BOOK BAG. 292 00:15:41,571 --> 00:15:44,371 AND THERE'S SOMETHING I'LL NEVER SAY AGAIN. 293 00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:47,084 GO, GO! 294 00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,694 SORRY, MA'AM. RANDOM BAG SEARCH. 295 00:15:56,686 --> 00:15:59,626 THERE'S BEEN A RASH OF CROUTON THEFT AT THE SALAD BAR. 296 00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:02,529 WE'RE NOT SAYING IT'S YOU, BUT WE'RE ALL THINKIN' IT. 297 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,104 A-HA! I GOT HIM. YOU GOT HIM? 298 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:12,498 DUDE! YOU ALMOST SPILLED MY THIRD LUNCH. 299 00:16:12,502 --> 00:16:14,102 RIGHT. SORRY. 300 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,647 OH! 301 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:26,621 OH, WOW, GIGANTIC FOOD. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 302 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,558 OOH, PICKLES! 303 00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:36,504 ADAM, GET OUT OF THERE! 304 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,496 OH! 305 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,602 ( yelling ) 306 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,014 ( grunting ) 307 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,606 BRAVER MEN THAN YOU HAVE TRIED TO TAKE MY FOOD BEFORE. 308 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,779 THEY AIN'T MEN NOW. 309 00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:55,523 I WON'T LET YOU EAT MY BROTHER! 310 00:16:55,515 --> 00:17:00,445 ( scoffs ) YOU VEGETARIANS MAKE ME SICK. 311 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,290 IT'S A TURKEY, NOT YOUR BROTHER. 312 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,792 NOW GIVE ME BACK THAT BIRD, HIPPIE! NO! 313 00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:06,434 NO, NO! YES, YES! 314 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,526 GE-- LET GO OF THE BIRD! 315 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,527 DROP THE BURGER, TERRY! 316 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,229 HOW ABOUT I DROP YOU, GIRLIE? 317 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,072 HMM, I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT SAY THAT. 318 00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,065 WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT IN THE BIG GUNS. 319 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,067 THERESA! 320 00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:23,411 MOTHER? 321 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,283 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 322 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:29,645 THIS LOVELY YOUNG LADY CALLED ME AND SAID YOU WERE CAUSING TROUBLE. 323 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,679 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WRESTLING FOR FOOD? 324 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:36,392 OH! THAT IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, YOU BETTER WIN? 325 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:40,126 DON'T YOU SASS YOUR MOMMA! SORRY, MOTHER. 326 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,362 HANDS OFF, TROLL! 327 00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:49,666 I APOLOGIZE FOR HER CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE. 328 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,369 SHE'S NOT REALLY THE PRINCIPAL! 329 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,241 AND YOU'RE NOT REALLY A CHILD, SO STOP ACTING LIKE ONE! 330 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:56,514 ( grunting ) 331 00:17:56,506 --> 00:18:00,576 THERESA, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO PRINCIPAL BREE? 332 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,580 ( yelling ) 333 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,555 SORRY. BIG GIRL VOICE! 334 00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:11,318 SORRY! 335 00:18:11,321 --> 00:18:16,101 I'M GOING TO TAKE HER HOME AND GIVE HER A GOOD TALKING TO. 336 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,665 MM, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 337 00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,368 NO, MOMMA, NO, NO, NO, MOMMA! 338 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,630 NO, MOMMA, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO-- 339 00:18:22,632 --> 00:18:24,372 HEY, HEY, HEY! 340 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:26,284 ( yelling ) 341 00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:33,642 THANKS A LOT, RUTHIE. 342 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,616 Both: I LOST MY RETAINER. 343 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,890 ( laughing nervously ) 344 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,459 GOT HIM! OH, WAIT, NO, THAT'S A CELERY STICK. 345 00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:57,613 AH, GOT HIM! WAIT, NO, THAT'S A CHICKEN BONE. 346 00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,339 OOH, I FOUND HIM! 347 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,445 HE WAS CURLED UP INSIDE A BURRITO. 348 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,350 THANKS. 349 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:17,492 UH, ADAM SIZE PARAMETERS, SIX-ONE, HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE POUNDS. 350 00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:21,357 STRENGTH LEVEL, SIX. CLOTHING-- YES, PLEASE. 351 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:32,537 WHOA! CHASE, I JUST HAD THE MOST AWESOME DREAM. 352 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:35,582 I WAS A TINY NINJA IN A LAND OF BUTT GIANTS. 353 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,275 NO, ADAM, THAT WASN'T A DREAM. 354 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,908 I MADE A MISTAKE AND SHRUNK YOU. 355 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,580 THAT'S RIGHT! AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 356 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,893 FOR ONCE, LEO'S PART OF THE SOLUTION TO A PROBLEM 357 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,685 HE DIDN'T CREATE! YES! 358 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:53,319 WOW, I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS 359 00:19:53,323 --> 00:19:54,693 LIKE TO BE THE SMALLER BROTHER. 360 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,904 ( sighing ) FINALLY! 361 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,666 SO DOES THIS MEAN THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE SHORT 362 00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,498 JOKES AT MY EXPENSE ANYMORE? 363 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,830 I'M SORRY, CAN YOU SPEAK UP? I CAN'T HEAR YOU DOWN THERE. 364 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,843 YOU JUST CANNOT HELP YOURSELF, CAN YOU? 365 00:20:05,835 --> 00:20:09,235 OH, I'M JUST KIDDING. LOOK, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SMALL. 366 00:20:09,239 --> 00:20:11,709 AND FOR TURNING ME BACK TO NORMAL, I GOT YOU A GIFT. 367 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,881 OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 368 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,547 OPEN 'EM. 369 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,391 IT'S A TINY NINJA COSTUME! 370 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,725 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE. YOU'LL GROW INTO IT. 371 00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:38,574 UGH, I AM SO HAPPY TO JUST BE A STUDENT AGAIN. 372 00:20:38,568 --> 00:20:42,708 AND I AM SO HAPPY YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME FOR QUITTING AS VICE PRINCIPAL. 373 00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:44,572 I DIDN'T. 374 00:20:44,574 --> 00:20:46,624 SO WE'RE GOOD? 375 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:51,547 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE FORMER ADMINISTRATION. 376 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,361 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE FAILED ADMINISTRATION. 377 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:59,555 THAT WAS MY DIS! YOU ONLY CHANGED ONE WORD! 378 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,629 NOW THAT I'M BACK IN CHARGE, I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIVES MISERABLE. 379 00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,572 I THINK YOU MEAN HER LIFE, BECAUSE I RESIGNED MY POSITION. 380 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,795 YOU AND ME, ROCK SOLID. 381 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:10,969 NOT A CHANCE. YOU TWO ARE GONNA SPEND THE REST 382 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,270 OF THE DAY CLEANING UP THE CAFETERIA. 383 00:21:14,704 --> 00:21:18,514 OH, ( laughing ) I DON'T THINK SO. 384 00:21:18,508 --> 00:21:20,578 I MAY NOT BE PRINCIPAL ANYMORE, BUT, UH, 385 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,680 I DO STILL HAVE ONE THING: 386 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,882 YOUR MOTHER'S PHONE NUMBER. 387 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,955 THERESA! 388 00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:29,887 ON, NO! NO, MOMMY, NO! 389 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,789 I'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 390 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,992 Mother: THERESA! THERESA! 29440

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