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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,708 HEY, COULD I USE THIS? 2 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,209 I NEED A PLACE TO STORE MY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS. 3 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:14,423 YOU SAVE YOUR TOENAILS? 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:17,545 OF COURSE. THEY'RE NATURE'S TOOTHPICKS. 5 00:00:17,548 --> 00:00:21,048 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE FLOSSES WITH. 6 00:00:21,052 --> 00:00:22,752 YOU REALLY DON'T. 7 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,696 HEY, GET AWAY FROM THAT. IT'S NOT EMPTY! 8 00:00:27,698 --> 00:00:30,528 THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF METALLIC NANOBOTS IN THERE! 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,031 WELL, THEN, WHY CAN'T I SEE THEM? 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,442 BECAUSE THEY'RE MICROSCOPICALLY SMALL. 11 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:37,405 BUT YOU'RE MICROSCOPICALLY SMALL AND I CAN STILL SEE YOU! 12 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:41,538 NANOBOTS ARE SO TINY, THEY'RE INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE. 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,582 HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. PUT THESE ON. 14 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:47,747 WHOA! 15 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,548 THEY FUNCTION LIKE MINI-DOCTORS INSIDE THE HUMAN BODY. 16 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,251 WHEN PATIENTS SWALLOW THEM, THEY'LL SEEK AND DESTROY 17 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,634 ANY DISEASED CELLS OR FOREIGN MATTER. 18 00:00:55,626 --> 00:01:00,756 OOH. I GOT A TENNIS BALL AND A MINI STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEWHERE IN MY GUT. 19 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,561 IT'S TIME TO SWALLOW A SEARCH PARTY. 20 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,343 NO! THOSE ARE VALUABLE. 21 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,696 COME ON, LEO, WE DON'T WANT TO STEP ON BROKEN GLASS. 22 00:01:07,698 --> 00:01:09,368 WHAT BROKEN GLASS? 23 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,600 GIMME! 24 00:01:14,645 --> 00:01:16,105 RIGHT. 25 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:20,709 OH HO HO, MAN! 26 00:01:20,711 --> 00:01:22,551 THOSE LITTLE GUYS SURE RUN FAST! 27 00:01:22,553 --> 00:01:25,193 IF WE LOSE THESE, MR. DAVENPORT WILL KILL US. 28 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:28,386 GREAT! ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS. 29 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,089 JUST DON'T STEP ON THEM. HEY, DUDE, I GOT THIS. 30 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,360 I'LL JUST GRAB A PAPER TOWEL AND PICK 'EM UP. 31 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:33,623 ADAM! 32 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:36,474 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. BETTER GET THE VACUUM INSTEAD. 33 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:38,367 STOP! I HEAR YA. 34 00:01:38,369 --> 00:01:39,729 BETTER GRAB THE MOP. 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,643 THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC SUPER-HUMANS. 36 00:01:45,636 --> 00:01:49,736 THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US, FASTER, SMARTER. 37 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:52,280 THE NEXT GENERATION OF THE HUMAN RACE IS... 38 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:54,253 LIVING IN MY BASEMENT? 39 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:55,245 ♪♪ 40 00:01:57,148 --> 00:01:58,688 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 41 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:02,621 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 42 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,132 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 43 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:16,766 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 44 00:02:23,774 --> 00:02:25,554 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 45 00:02:31,782 --> 00:02:33,222 WHY IS DEWEY THE DINGO 46 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:35,234 STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY? 47 00:02:35,226 --> 00:02:36,826 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK IT MEANS WE GET 48 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:39,327 SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER. 49 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:43,290 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE PRINCIPAL, 50 00:02:43,294 --> 00:02:46,674 A FOUR-FOOT-ELEVEN SPITFIRE FROM PORTLAND, MAINE, 51 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:50,367 TERRI PERRY! 52 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,346 JUST THOUGHT I'D SPICE UP THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. 53 00:02:58,349 --> 00:03:00,309 TAKES ME BACK TO MY DAYS OF PLAYING SEMIPRO BALL 54 00:03:00,311 --> 00:03:01,851 IN ROMANIA. 55 00:03:01,852 --> 00:03:04,622 HERE YA GO, KID. SOUVENIR. 56 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:10,557 I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY DEWEY THE DINGO IS HERE. 57 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:12,521 EVERY YEAR BEFORE THE BIG HOMECOMING GAME 58 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:15,273 AGAINST THE DEERFIELD HIGH LEAPIN' LLAMAS, 59 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,566 SOME PUNK MANAGES TO STEAL DEWEY. 60 00:03:17,568 --> 00:03:18,828 NO MATTER WHERE I PUT IT, 61 00:03:18,829 --> 00:03:20,929 THEY ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO GET IT. 62 00:03:20,931 --> 00:03:22,471 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY WEARING IT. 63 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:24,643 THAT'LL KEEP PEOPLE AWAY. 64 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:26,435 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE, 65 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:28,507 SUZY SKINNY JEANS? 66 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:31,939 ANYWHO, TO MAKE CERTAIN THEY DON'T TAKE HIM THIS YEAR, 67 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:34,392 I'M ASSIGNING ROUND-THE-CLOCK SHIFTS. 68 00:03:34,385 --> 00:03:36,915 RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO HIT THE HOT TUB. 69 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,947 HEARD A COUPLE OF THINGS POP WHEN I RAN OUT HERE. 70 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,433 ( scoffs ) TWO-MAN SHIFTS, AND SHE PAIRED ME WITH YOU. 71 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,426 MMM. 72 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,897 GREAT. SO WE GOT ONE MAN. WHO'S THE OTHER ONE? 73 00:03:54,265 --> 00:03:55,665 WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 74 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,306 DOMINO DOMINATION? 75 00:03:57,308 --> 00:03:59,268 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DOMINOS, 76 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:02,310 BUT IF IT MEANS GYM CLASS IS CANCELED, I'M ALL FOR IT. 77 00:04:02,313 --> 00:04:03,943 OH, HEY, CAITLIN. 78 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,284 ARE YOU DOING THE DOMINO DOMINATION? 79 00:04:06,277 --> 00:04:07,717 "DOING"? NO. 80 00:04:07,718 --> 00:04:12,548 ANNIHILATING EVERY COMPETITOR THAT COMES MY WAY? YES! 81 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,564 YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS, BUT I COME FROM 82 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,356 FOUR GENERATIONS OF DOMINO-DROPPERS. 83 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,729 AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE PROUD OF? 84 00:04:22,293 --> 00:04:24,743 I GOT STUCK WITH SECOND PLACE LAST YEAR. 85 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:26,565 IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN, I'LL HAVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD, 86 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,437 MOVE TO THE DESERT, AND HOPE THE COYOTES 87 00:04:28,439 --> 00:04:30,839 WILL ACCEPT ME AS ONE OF THEIR OWN. 88 00:04:30,841 --> 00:04:34,451 THAT'S SOMETHING A STABLE PERSON WOULD SAY. 89 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:37,405 SO, HOW DO THESE COMPETITIONS WORK? 90 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:40,548 YOU GET POINTS FOR NUMBER OF DOMINOS TOPPLED AND ORIGINALITY. 91 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:43,311 MY DESIGNS ARE SUPER ORIGINAL 'CAUSE, WELL, 92 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:45,464 THERE'S ONLY ONE ME! 93 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,556 AMEN TO THAT! 94 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,489 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO IT WITH ME? 95 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:53,791 MY TEAMMATES JUST BAILED. THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE. 96 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,634 ( laughingly ) THE PRESSURE OF DOMINOS? 97 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,696 HA HA HA! 98 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,398 SORRY. 99 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,030 I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO SET IT ALL UP BY MYSELF. 100 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,083 WELL, HEY, WE'LL HELP YOU. THAT SOUNDS FUN. 101 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:07,375 UH, NO IT DOES NOT. AND WHO IS "WE"? 102 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:10,808 OKAY, COME ON, LEO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE GOING ON TODAY? 103 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,941 ANYTHING. I HAVE ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON. 104 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,086 FINE. I'LL DO IT. 105 00:05:17,087 --> 00:05:18,687 GREAT. 106 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:21,519 ON ONE CONDITION. 107 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,702 I GET TO BE THE ONE WHO KNOCKS OVER THE FIRST DOMINO. 108 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:26,425 YOU CAN'T BE THE TIPPER! 109 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,357 THE TIPPER GETS ALL THE GLORY. 110 00:05:28,359 --> 00:05:30,529 I'M ALWAYS THE TIPPER! 111 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:33,761 WELL, GIVE MY BEST TO THE COYOTES. 112 00:05:35,466 --> 00:05:37,406 FINE! 113 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,968 YOU CAN BE THE TIPPER! 114 00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:42,772 IT WILL BE TEAM LEO. 115 00:05:42,773 --> 00:05:44,383 I WILL BREAK YOU IN HALF. 116 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:45,845 TEAM CAITLIN IT IS. 117 00:05:48,519 --> 00:05:49,719 THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. 118 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,380 I COULD BE DOING MY HOMEWORK! 119 00:05:52,383 --> 00:05:54,433 I KNOW, AND I COULD BE STANDING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, 120 00:05:54,425 --> 00:05:56,885 SQUISHING MY FACE TO SEE HOW I'LL LOOK WHEN I'M OLD. 121 00:05:56,887 --> 00:05:59,527 OOH! THIS IS A WEEK BEFORE MY 53rd BIRTHDAY. 122 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,862 I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. WATCH THE DINGO. 123 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,104 WELL, HURRY BACK OR YOU WON'T GET TO SEE MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 124 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,797 FACELIFT! 125 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,570 EXCUSE ME. UH, I'M NEW HERE. 126 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,813 IS THERE A TRICK TO THE VENDING MACHINE? 127 00:06:14,805 --> 00:06:16,705 MY TRAIL MIX GOT STUCK. AH. 128 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:19,147 TRAIL MIX. GOOD CALL. IT'S IN SEASON. 129 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,649 I'M ADAM. GRIFFIN. 130 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:25,092 WELL, GRIFFIN, I FIND THE EARTHQUAKE METHOD WORKS BEST. 131 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,485 SEE, IT STARTS WITH A RUMBLE, 132 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,457 THEN A BIG SHAKE... 133 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,420 THEN A PAUSE, 134 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:32,562 THEN AN AFTERSHOCK... 135 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:36,525 AND BAM! 136 00:06:37,828 --> 00:06:40,568 8.0 ON THE DELICIOUS SCALE. 137 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,032 ADAM, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINGO? 138 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:46,614 I DON'T KNOW. I WAS HELPING THE NEW KID, GRIFFIN, WITH THE VENDING MACHINE. 139 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,837 WHAT? THERE IS NO NEW KID NAMED GRIFFIN. 140 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,009 HE LIED TO YOU! 141 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,041 HE MUST HAVE BEEN FROM DEERFIELD. HE STOLE THE DINGO! 142 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:55,894 HE LIED TO ME? 143 00:06:55,886 --> 00:06:58,586 WELL, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GRIFFIN AT ALL! 144 00:06:58,589 --> 00:07:00,019 GREAT. 145 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,550 NOW I HAVE TO GO GET THE DINGO BACK 146 00:07:01,552 --> 00:07:02,822 BEFORE PERRY FINDS OUT. 147 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,603 ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS. 148 00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:07,596 WAIT, NO. I'LL SNEAK INTO DEERFIELD AND GET IT BACK. 149 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:09,658 MY FRIEND GRIFFIN GOES THERE. HE CAN HELP ME OUT. 150 00:07:14,204 --> 00:07:16,744 YOU GUYS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB. 151 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,907 JUST ONE QUICK QUESTION-- 152 00:07:18,909 --> 00:07:21,039 ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE? 153 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,641 TO BE HONEST, YOUR LIFE WAS KIND OF A MESS 154 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,084 BEFORE WE GOT HERE. 155 00:07:25,075 --> 00:07:28,445 ( mocking laughter ) 156 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,778 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU THE SPACES MUST BE 157 00:07:30,781 --> 00:07:32,621 HALF AN INCH TO TWO-THIRDS APART. 158 00:07:32,623 --> 00:07:34,793 MORE THAN THAT, AND THE TOPPLE IS GONE. 159 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:37,955 WE'LL HAVE NO TOPPLE! 160 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,788 OKAY. CAITLIN, 161 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:44,901 I KNOW THIS IS ONLY THE 83rd TIME YOU'VE MADE US START OVER, 162 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:47,495 BUT WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR HOURS. 163 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:48,798 HOW 'BOUT A BREAK? 164 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:51,469 WINNERS DON'T TAKE BREAKS, BREE! UGH! 165 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,683 UH, WE'RE IN A DOMINO COMPETITION. 166 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,576 I'M PRETTY SURE NO ONE HERE IS A WINNER. 167 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:02,150 THAT'S IT! TAKE A LAP, LEO. 168 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:05,622 THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY ENJOY RUNNING. 169 00:08:08,559 --> 00:08:10,959 ISN'T THIS THE BEST TIME EVER? 170 00:08:10,961 --> 00:08:14,601 IF I SAY NO, CAN I TAKE A LAP TOO? 171 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,695 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 172 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,612 GO LLAMAS! CA-CA! CA-CA! 173 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:29,107 ADAM, HAVE YOU FOUND THE DINGO YET? 174 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,879 NO. I'VE CHECKED EVERYWHERE BUT THE LOCKER ROOM. 175 00:08:30,881 --> 00:08:32,811 IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 176 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:36,623 OKAY, BUT BE DISCREET. 177 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,617 RIGHT. 178 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:47,734 THAT'S ON ME FOR THINKING YOU KNOW WHAT "DISCREET" MEANS! 179 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,601 ( gasps ) DEWEY! 180 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:55,144 SHH! SOMEONE'S COMING! 181 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:04,853 WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE. 182 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,115 D'OH! 183 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,020 MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH! 184 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:13,722 UH-HUH. 185 00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,264 UH-HUH. 186 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,755 OOP! NO! NAAAAGGHHH! 187 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:21,228 JUST... TELL ME WHERE IT GOES! 188 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,892 WOW! 189 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:26,644 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I AM REALLY IMPRESSED 190 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:29,237 BY THE WAY THAT YOU'VE ALL WORKED SO HARD 191 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:34,779 TO METICULOUSLY CRAFT SUCH BEAUTIFUL WORKS OF ART. 192 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,575 STARTING CHECK! STARTING CHECK! 193 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,207 ( laughing ) 194 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,910 WELL, MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 195 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:45,963 HAPPY BUILDING, DOMI-NOBODIES. 196 00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:50,719 CAITLIN, I AM STARVING. 197 00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:52,621 CAN WE PLEASE STOP FOR A SNACK? 198 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:55,603 OH, SURE, LEO. LET ME TELL YOU TONIGHT'S SPECIAL. 199 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,895 WE HAVE A LOVELY CHILEAN SEA BASS 200 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,628 WITH A DELICIOUS SIDE OF GET BACK TO WORK! 201 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:04,643 SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE. 202 00:10:04,635 --> 00:10:06,905 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 203 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,037 I'M QUITTING. 204 00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:09,708 WE CAN'T QUIT NOW. 205 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,140 I'M A TIP-TOP TIPPER, AND I NEED TO TIP. 206 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:16,623 THEN WHY DON'T WE FORM OUR OWN TEAM? 207 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,816 YOU COME UP WITH A DESIGN, 208 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,388 AND I'LL SET IT UP WITH MY SUPER SPEED. 209 00:10:19,389 --> 00:10:21,319 AND YA STILL GET TO TIP. 210 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,921 OKAY, I'LL DO IT. 211 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:27,233 BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL SEÑORITA STRAITJACKET. 212 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,927 DEAL. 213 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,759 CAITLIN, WE NEED TO TALK. 214 00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:35,673 OKAY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT FOOD OR A BREAK 215 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:38,166 OR ME TREATING YOU LIKE HUMANS. 216 00:10:38,168 --> 00:10:40,768 LOOK, THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT, 217 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:43,911 SO LEO AND I ARE FORMING OUR OWN TEAM. 218 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,954 WHAT? BUT--! 219 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,346 ( comical nonsense sounds ) 220 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,849 OKAY. 221 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,793 I RESPECT YOUR DECISION. 222 00:10:54,785 --> 00:10:56,725 MAY THE BEST MAN WIN. 223 00:10:57,888 --> 00:11:00,228 ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY HAND? 224 00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:02,760 NO. IS IT WORKING? 225 00:11:07,738 --> 00:11:09,038 ( gasps ) 226 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:11,369 DON'T BE SCARED. IT'S NOT A REAL DINGO. 227 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:15,751 IT'S ME, YOUR BROTHER ADAM, IN A DINGO COSTUME. 228 00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:19,376 GREAT, YOU GOT IT BACK, BUT WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT? 229 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,909 CHASE, YOU CAN'T HAVE A DINGO COSTUME AND NOT PUT IT ON. 230 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:23,712 IT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE, 231 00:11:23,714 --> 00:11:25,724 SORT OF LIKE HOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH YOUR LEGS OR FEET 232 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:28,056 BECAUSE THE SHOWER WATER TRICKLES DOWN. 233 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:29,888 Principal Perry: YEAH, OKAY, BYE! 234 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,360 PERRY'S COMING! 235 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,873 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE PRINCIPAL OVER AT DEERFIELD. 236 00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,866 HE SAID THAT SOMEONE STOLE THEIR LLAMA. 237 00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,728 I HOPE NONE OF YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THAT 238 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,300 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL, 239 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,131 AND I CAN'T HAVE JOHNNY LAW 240 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,913 BREATHING DOWN MY NECK AGAIN! 241 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,106 AGAIN? 242 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,737 LET'S JUST SAY I'M ON A LOT OF LISTS. 243 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,392 ADAM, PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT BRING THEIR LLAMA HERE. 244 00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:58,715 OF COURSE NOT. 245 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,888 I BROUGHT IT HERE. 246 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:11,929 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE A LLAMA AND BROUGHT IT HERE. 247 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,762 WELL, I COULDN'T BRING IT TO SCHOOL, 248 00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,174 IT'S THE FIRST PLACE THEY'D LOOK. 249 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,165 PLUS, I WANTED TO SHOW IT THE HOUSE. 250 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,437 THE POOR GUY'S STUCK OUTDOORS ALL DAY. 251 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,370 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 252 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,242 I WANTED TO TEACH THOSE DEERFIELD JERKS 253 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,124 THAT IF THEY STEAL FROM US, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. 254 00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:31,017 SO YOU TAUGHT THEM A LESSON ABOUT STEALING BY STEALING? 255 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:34,121 I SEE YOUR POINT. I STOLE THEIR IDEA. 256 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:37,225 UH! GROSS! 257 00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,487 AH. 258 00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:40,188 YEP, HE'S A LICKER, 259 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,460 LIKE ME. 260 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,374 OH, NO. 261 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,965 IT'S OUR TURN TO WATCH THE DINGO. 262 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,137 PRINCIPAL PERRY THOUGHT WE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, 263 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,439 SHE REWARDED US BY GIVING US ANOTHER SHIFT! 264 00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:55,281 AH. SHE'S ALWAYS THINKING OF US. WHAT A GIVER. 265 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,505 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE LLAMA 266 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:00,078 AND GO WATCH THE DINGO. 267 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,950 HEY, NO WORRIES. I'LL WATCH THE LLAMA. 268 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:05,322 I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE IN SOCKS. 269 00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,815 NO, NO WAY, BECAUSE IT ALWAYS STARTS OUT WITH SOCKS, 270 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,818 AND THEN IT ENDS UP WITH A LLAMA IN SKI PANTS ON A TRAMPOLINE, 271 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,291 AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. 272 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,272 EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT. 273 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,865 ALL THE SAME, WE'RE NOT DOING IT. 274 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:20,868 GO TAKE CARE OF THE DINGO, AND I'LL FIX THIS. 275 00:13:20,871 --> 00:13:22,431 FINE. 276 00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:24,532 JUST LET ME SAY GOODBYE TO LORENZO LLAMA. 277 00:13:26,877 --> 00:13:29,977 WHO'S A GOOD BOY? YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. 278 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,240 MWAH. 279 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:34,041 MMM. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN. 280 00:13:34,044 --> 00:13:35,594 GO! 281 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,050 THE NANOBOTS! BAD LLAMA! 282 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,452 BAD LLAMA! 283 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,196 OKAY, IF YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE SPENDING 284 00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:51,098 ANY KIND OF TIME TOGETHER, YOU'RE GONNA NEED A MINT. 285 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:55,844 IS IT READY? 286 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,535 YEAH. HERE'S THE DESIGN. 287 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,607 BETTER HURRY. DINNER BREAK'S ALMOST OVER. 288 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,170 GOT IT. 289 00:14:09,619 --> 00:14:11,079 WHOA. 290 00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:12,881 FIVE THOUSAND DOMINOS IN THREE SECONDS. 291 00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,293 DOMIN HOLLA'! 292 00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,925 DOMI-NO-YOU-DIDN'T. 293 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,430 ( gasps ) 294 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,142 I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND PEOPLE LOVE ME. 295 00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:27,535 I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND PEOPLE LOVE ME. 296 00:14:27,537 --> 00:14:28,597 HEY, CAITLIN. 297 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,598 I WAS GONE FOR A HALF HOUR. 298 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,870 HOW DID YOU SET ALL THESE UP? 299 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,572 IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH 300 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,414 WHEN YOU'RE NOT OUT OF YOUR MIND. 301 00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:40,549 I'M GONNA LOSE. 302 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,980 OUI, MADAME. 303 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,352 I'M FINISHED. 304 00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:44,353 FINI. 305 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,624 MY LIFE IS OVER. 306 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:50,016 I ONLY TOOK ONE YEAR OF FRENCH. LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE. 307 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,933 HOW'S IT GOING? WHAT'S UP, MAN? 308 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:00,327 ( gasps ) I CAN'T DO THAT! 309 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,330 YOU NAUGHTY DINGO, YOU! 310 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,343 ADAM, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM! 311 00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:06,905 WE? IT'S NOT MY FAULT 312 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,206 YOUR HAIRCUT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LADY GOLFER. 313 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,080 WHAT? NO! 314 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,242 THE LLAMA ATE ALL OF THE NANOBOTS. 315 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:17,054 THEIR BIOLOGY'S DIFFERENT. THERE'S NO TELLING HOW IT'LL REACT. 316 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:19,117 WHY WAS THE DEERFIELD LLAMA 317 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,489 OUTSIDE STRADDLING MY HATCHBACK? 318 00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,963 HE'S FULL OF HIGHLY UNSTABLE NANOBOTS, 319 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:28,096 AND YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE? 320 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:30,298 BET YOU WISH WE STUCK TO SKI PANTS NOW. 321 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,935 IT'S OKAY. 322 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,436 I SPEAK LLAMA. 323 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,938 WHEN HE SPITS, IT JUST MEANS HE LIKES ME. 324 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:45,652 FYI, IF I SPIT ON YOU, IT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE YOU. 325 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,277 OH WHOA! HE'S GETTIN' FRISKY. 326 00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:50,949 BETTER GRAB MY LASSO. 327 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,120 WORKED A COUPLE OF RODEOS DURING COLLEGE. 328 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:55,663 NOBODY COULD STAY ON ME FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS. 329 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,728 ADAM, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 330 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,130 HEY, LORENZO ATE THE NANOBOTS ON YOUR WATCH. 331 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,173 THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM. 332 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,365 ALL RIGHT. ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO END UP FACEDOWN AND HOGTIED, 333 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,038 OUT OF MY WAY! 334 00:16:11,401 --> 00:16:13,671 YEEHAW! 335 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:22,208 GET OVER HERE! COME ON! I GOT YA! 336 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,582 OHH! 337 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,663 WE GOT A FIGHTER! 338 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,055 AH! 339 00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:30,187 ( audibly struggling ) QUIT FIGHTING! 340 00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:35,571 HE FOUGHT HARD, BUT ONCE I GOT HIS HEAD IN A LEG LOCK, 341 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:37,265 IT WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER. 342 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,668 KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, BOYS. 343 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,100 HE'LL MISS ME. THEY ALWAYS DO. 344 00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:48,506 DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE NANOBOTS ARE? 345 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,708 WE GOTTA GET THEM OUT. 346 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,479 WELL, HOW DO YOU DO IT ON HUMANS? 347 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,311 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EXTRACT THEM INDIVIDUALLY, 348 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,253 BUT WITH THIS MANY, IT COULD TAKE DAYS! 349 00:16:58,148 --> 00:17:01,618 ( trilling sound ) 350 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:04,091 OH, NO. OH, NO, A BUNCH OF THEM ARE GATHERING 351 00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:05,604 IN THE SALIVARY GLANDS. 352 00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,025 THEY'RE PREPARING TO ACTIVATE. 353 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,027 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 354 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,098 IT MEANS THAT THE NEXT TIME HE SPITS... 355 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,073 IT'LL LEAVE A MARK. 356 00:17:18,508 --> 00:17:20,768 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 357 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,810 IT'S TIPPIN' TIME. 358 00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:29,046 Adam: INCOMING! 359 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,833 NO! 360 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,105 ( applause ) 361 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,585 ( screams and shouting ) 362 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,620 ADAM, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 363 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,122 HURRY, HELP ME THINK. 364 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,503 WOW. THAT'S SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY. 365 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,700 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN JUST PULL AN IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD 366 00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:55,243 WITH A GIANT IDEA MAGNET. 367 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,505 ( girl screams ) 368 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,506 MAGNET! YES! 369 00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,208 THE NANOBOTS ARE METALLIC. 370 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,170 WE CAN USE A MAGNET TO PULL THEM OUT OF THE LLAMA. 371 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:05,722 ADAM, YOU ARE A GENI-- 372 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:07,175 THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 373 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,481 ( low tone ) 374 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:14,852 OKAY, HOLD UP THE MAGNET. I'LL GUIDE YOU. 375 00:19:17,527 --> 00:19:20,587 ( whirring sound ) 376 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,830 OKAY, THEY'RE GATHERING IN THE FEMUR. 377 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:25,242 GOT IT. AND A FEMUR WOULD BE A...? 378 00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:27,265 LEG. MOVE IT UP. 379 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,437 OKAY, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS HELPING. 380 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,472 NO, ADAM, THE LLAMA LEG. 381 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,245 NOW, BANK LEFT. 382 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:39,647 NO, LEFT. LEFT! 383 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,849 MY LEFT OR LLAMA LEFT? 384 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,910 THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING LEFT! 385 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,315 YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER. CLOSER. 386 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,358 NOW MOVE UP. 387 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,190 PULL UP! PULL UP! 388 00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,304 ( llama belches ) 389 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,697 NICE! 390 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,798 ADAM, THANK YOU. YOU TOTALLY BAILED ME OUT. 391 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,530 GOOD NEWS! 392 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,242 DEERFIELD JUST WANTS THEIR LLAMA BACK, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 393 00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:06,905 MUSCLES, LADY-LOCKS, GET ON IT. 394 00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,779 HE WON'T BUDGE. I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. 395 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:16,222 OH, NO. MAYBE WE DIDN'T GET ALL THE NANOBOTS OUT. 396 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,915 QUIT STALLING! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH-- 397 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,632 DOES THAT MEAN HE LIKES YOU? 398 00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,006 CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS. 399 00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:40,507 I WAS A JERK. YOU TOTALLY DESERVED TO WIN. 400 00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:42,840 HEY, SECOND PLACE IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT. 401 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,552 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS FIRST. 402 00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:50,577 NO, LEO'S RIGHT. I DESERVED TO LOSE. 403 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,392 ACTUALLY, CAITLIN, WE HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 404 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:57,586 NO WE DON'T! 405 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:01,289 ( sighs ) LEO AND I CHEATED. 406 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:02,561 I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! 407 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,832 CHEATERS! THEY CHEATED! 408 00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,804 HEY, HEY! PRETTY PRINCESS, PRETTY PRINCESS! 409 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,299 LOOK, WE'RE REALLY SORRY. 410 00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,641 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 411 00:21:13,643 --> 00:21:15,953 WELL... NATIONALS ARE NEXT MONTH. 412 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:18,475 THEY'RE IN OMAHA, SO MY MOM WILL HAVE TO DRIVE US. 413 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,778 HER CAR'S A 2-SEATER, 414 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:24,409 BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN FIT FOUR IF WE ALL SNUGGLE REAL TIGHT. 415 00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:28,285 YOU'LL LIKE MY MOM. SHE'S A LOT LIKE ME... 416 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,387 BUT WAY MORE INTENSE! 417 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,861 HEY! 418 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:35,532 GET BACK HERE! 419 00:21:35,525 --> 00:21:38,465 I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! 420 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,543 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 421 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:49,637 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 422 00:21:58,348 --> 00:22:00,048 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 423 00:22:01,651 --> 00:22:03,621 ♪ LAB RATS ♪ 30019

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