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HEY, GUYS,
CHECK THIS OUT.
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I PICKED THIS UP
AT AUCTION TODAY,
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AND IT ONLY COST ME
A MILLION DOLLARS.
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FOR A SHEET?
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I GUESS I'D BETTER
START SAVING UP
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IF I'M GONNA BE
A GHOST FOR HALLOWEEN.
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IT'S A PAINTING, ADAM,
BY A VERY FAMOUS ARTIST
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NAMED VON SCHTOPP.
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HM. I WISH I WOULD HAVE
BEEN THERE
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TO "VON SCHTOPP"
YOU FROM BUYING IT.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S ABSTRACT ART, ADAM.
IT'S WHATEVER YOU THINK IT IS.
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I THINK
IT'S A CRYING WOMAN.
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I THINK
IT'S A STORM AT SEA.
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I THINK SOMEONE JUST
BLEW A MILLION BUCKS.
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( musical ringtone plays )
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THAT'S ME.
DAVENPORT INDUSTRIES.
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HELLO? UH-HUH.
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OH, BOY. ALL RIGHT.
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LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO
PUT OUT A FIRE AT WORK.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
BETTY FROM ACCOUNTING
GOT HER HEAD CAUGHT...
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IN THE POSITRON
COLLIDER AGAIN.
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OHH!
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THAT'S GONNA BE MESSY.
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CAN YOU GUYS PUT THAT
IN THE ART VAULT FOR ME?
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WAIT, YOU HAVE
AN ART VAULT?
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WHEN ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA LEARN?
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I HAVE A EVERYTHING.
( chuckles )
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BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT TOUCH THE DAVENPORTRAITS.
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WHAT'S A DAVENPORTRAIT?
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AM I SCREAMING OUT LOUD
OR JUST INSIDE MY HEAD?
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I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT:
DAVENPORT IS ONE WEIRD DUDE.
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AH. VOILA.
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THE VON SCHTO--
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EW, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS...!
TURN AROUND!
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AH-CHOO!
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WHOA.
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ADAM, WHAT DID YOU DO?
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OH, I THINK THAT SNEEZE
ACCIDENTALLY TRIGGERED
MY HEAT VISION!
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BIG "D" IS GOING
TO FREAK OUT!
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LET'S NOT PANIC.
THIS HOLE IS BARELY
NOTICEABLE.
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AH-CHOO!
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THAT, HOWEVER,
IS INCREDIBLY NOTICEABLE!
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ADAM, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO DESTROY PAINTINGS,
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DO IT TO THOSE!
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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♪♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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♪ LAB RATS ♪
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ADAM, I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU JUST DESTROYED
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MR. DAVENPORT'S
MILLION-DOLLAR PAINTING!
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MR. DAVENPORT'S GONNA KILL US
WHEN HE SEES WHAT HAPPENED.
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OKAY, WELL,
MAYBE HE WON'T NOTICE
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IF WE FILL THE ROOM WITH THINGS
THAT LOOK MUCH MORE HIDEOUS.
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MORE HIDEOUS?
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAVEN LISA?
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( ding )
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HEY. BIG "D."
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?
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UH, I FORGOT SOMETHING.
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I FORGOT THAT I LEFT
MY MILLION-DOLLAR PAINTING
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IN THE HANDS OF THE FOUR
MOST DESTRUCTIVE
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TEENAGERS IN THE WORLD!
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PLEASE TELL ME IT'S OKAY.
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IT'S FINE.
LOOKS GREAT.
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IT'S FINE. GREAT.
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HEY, WAIT. HEY.
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WE'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS ONE,
AND IT'S BORING.
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I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
MORE ABOUT THIS
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BEAUTIFUL...
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WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT?
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YEAH, I REMEMBER
POSING FOR THAT ONE.
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YOU KNOW IT TOOK US HOURS
TO GET THE FRUIT
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POSITIONED JUST RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU'VE JUST KILLED
APPLES FOR ME.
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I WAS GONNA BE
THE BIG BANANA,
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BUT I THOUGHT THAT'D BE
A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
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( nonsensical sound )
DON'T DO THAT!
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE.
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B-BECAUSE I...
HAVE AN IDEA.
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YOU SHOULD POSE
FOR A DAVEN-SCULPTURE.
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DAVEN-SCULPTURE! YES!
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CHASE, YOUR BRILLIANCE
IS ONLY MATCHED BY
YOUR GOOD TASTE.
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I'M GONNA GET TO WORK
ON THAT RIGHT AWAY.
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OH! GET READY,
GUYS, FOR SIX FEET
OF STONE-COLD ME!
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SIX FEET?
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THERE'S A PEDESTAL!
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OKAY, MR. DAVENPORT'S GONNA
BE AT THE SCULPTOR'S STUDIO
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FOR A FEW MORE HOURS.
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THEY'RE ONLY
UP TO HIS KNEES.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE HE'S GIVING ME
A PHOTO PLAY-BY-PLAY.
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( all reacting )
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OKAY, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOME WAY TO FIX THIS PAINTING.
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I KNOW.
WE CAN MAKE A REPLICA.
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I CAN PULL AN IMAGE
OF THE PAINTING
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FROM MY INTERNAL HARD DRIVE
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AND PROJECT IT
ONTO A BLANK CANVAS.
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THEN WE CAN TRACE IT
AND PAINT OVER IT.
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THAT'LL NEVER WORK.
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WE CAN'T PAINT THAT FAST.
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( clears throat loudly )
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HEY, DO YOU MIND?
WE'RE TRYING TO THINK OVER HERE.
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I CAN PAINT THAT FAST.
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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QUIT BRAGGING AND HELP US
COME UP WITH THE SOLUTION.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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ALL RIGHT, BREE,
DO YOUR THING.
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DONE AND DONE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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IT'S PERFECT.
CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
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STILL UGLY.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
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WE'LL GO HANG THE REPLICA.
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ADAM, YOU TAKE CARE
OF THE ORIGINAL.
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WHAT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH IT?
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HIDE IT SOMEPLACE
THAT MR. DAVENPORT
WILL NEVER FIND IT.
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MAKE IT DISAPPEAR!
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OKAY, BUT I'M GONNA
NEED A MAGIC WAND
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AND A VOLUNTEER
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
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HOW 'BOUT YOU,
YOUNG LADY?
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JUST GO.
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AH. THERE.
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MR. DAVENPORT WILL NEVER
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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OKAY, LET'S BE HONEST--
IF IT'S NOT A MIRROR
OR HIS BANK ACCOUNT,
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HE'S NOT REALLY
PAYING ATTENTION.
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HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
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WHAT ARE WE DOING
DOWN HERE? WELL...
( chuckling )
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WE'RE DOWN HERE
'CAUSE YOUR PAINTING
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REALLY SPOKE TO US.
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THAT'S RIGHT. AND...
IT SAID...
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UH, "I'M LONELY.
COME HANG OUT WITH ME."
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IT'S A LOT LIKE YOU
THAT WAY.
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HMM.
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DID YOU GUYS REALLY THINK
I WOULDN'T NOTICE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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( scoffs )
YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT
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UPSIDE DOWN!
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AH.
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( enthused reactions )
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THERE YOU ARE.
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IT WAS HIM!
IT WAS HIM!
IT WAS HIM!
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JUST TAKE THE HIT.
WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE
HIS FAVORITE.
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GOOD NEWS--
I SOLD THE PAINTING.
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WHAT? WHY?
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SOME WALL STREET GUY
E-MAILED ME AND SAID
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HE'D BUY IT FOR A MILLION
MORE THAN I PAID FOR IT.
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GUY CAME BY,
LOOKED IT OVER,
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AND HE WENT
STRAIGHT TO THE BANK.
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( doorbell rings )
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HEAR THAT?
THAT, MY FRIENDS,
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IS A SEVEN-FIGURE
DING DONG.
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♪ MONEY'S COMIN' ♪
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♪ MONEY'S COMIN' ♪
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♪ MONEY!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! ♪
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DONALD DAVENPORT?
UH-HUH.
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I'M SPECIAL AGENT RYKER.
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WE GOT A CALL FROM
A PROSPECTIVE BUYER
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THAT YOU WERE ATTEMPTING
TO SELL FORGED ART.
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FORGED ART?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.
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THE BUYER REPORTED THAT
THIS CANVAS STILL HAD
THE PRICE TAG ATTACHED,
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THAT IT WAS PURCHASED
AT THE ART DEPOT...
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ON SALE.
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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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IT'S WHEN A STORE OFFERS
A PRODUCT AT A DISCOUNT.
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MR. DAVENPORT, SELLING
FAKE ART IS A FELONY.
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YOU COULD BE FACING
20 YEARS IN PRISON.
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TWENTY YEARS?!
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WELL, AT LEAST YOU'LL BE OUT
IN TIME FOR ADAM'S GRADUATION.
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GUESS I'D BETTER
START STUDYING.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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THAT PAINTING IS AN ORIGINAL.
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IT'S GOT AN I.D. CHIP IMBEDDED
IN THE CANVAS. SCAN IT.
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( buzzing sound )
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THAT, SIR,
IS THE BAD BUZZ,
WHICH MEANS NO CHIP.
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BUT THERE IS A CHIP
IN PRISON, AND HE IS MEAN.
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WAIT.
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HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH.
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WE PAINTED THE FAKE.
YOU WHAT?!
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WE ACCIDENTALLY RUINED
THE REAL PAINTING,
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SO WE FORGED A COPY
SO YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT.
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YOU WHAT?!
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OKAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO ACT IT OUT FOR HIM.
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CHASE, YOU BE THE PAINTING,
I'LL SNEEZE A HOLE IN YOU.
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LOOK, I'M SURE THIS IS ALL
A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
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CHASE, GO GET THE ORIGINAL
AND SHOW IT TO THE NICE MAN
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WITH THE BIG BADGE
AND THE TINY LITTLE SCANNER.
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SURE.
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WAIT. ADAM, WHERE IS IT?
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OH, I THREW IT IN
THE DUMPSTER AT SCHOOL.
WHAT?!
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YOU TOLD ME TO PUT IT
WHERE HE WOULDN'T LOOK.
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DID HE LOOK THERE? NO.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
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OKAY, MAYBE IT'S STILL THERE.
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IF WE GET IT BACK,
WILL YOU LET HIM GO?
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I SUPPOSE.
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IF YOU PRODUCE
THE ORIGINAL,
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THEN HIS STORY CHECKS OUT,
BUT UNTIL THEN,
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I'VE GOT A WARRANT
TO SEARCH THE PLACE.
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FOR WHAT?
ANY FORGED ART.
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WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK
EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE.
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00:10:06,837 --> 00:10:08,377
DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL BE CAREFUL.
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( objects crashing )
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RELAX, BIG "D."
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YOU DIDN'T REALLY
BREAK ANY LAWS...
THAT THEY KNOW OF.
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LOOK, HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN THEY FIND THE LAB
AND HOW TO EXPLAIN IT?
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THAT WOULD BE BAD!
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HEY, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THIS. I GOT IT.
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HEY! MR. AGENT.
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WE'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE.
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BUT SAY WE DID--
HOW WOULD WE GO
ABOUT DOING THAT?
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LOOK, THE THREE OF YOU
GO FIND THAT PAINTING.
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LEO, YOU STAY HERE WITH ME
AND HELP ME DISTRACT
THESE AGENTS.
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SO...
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YOU'RE AN ART COP.
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HOPE YOU DON'T PLAN ON
"FRAMING" US.
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I'M SORRY.
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THIS IS MY FIRST
"BRUSH" WITH THE LAW.
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00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:04,292
LEO, STOP IT.
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00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:07,744
LET THESE MEN DO THEIR JOBS
AND "CANVAS" THE AREA.
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00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,240
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME
GET THE GERMAN SHEPHERD.
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UGH! STICKY!
230
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,450
UGH! SQUISHY!
231
00:11:21,451 --> 00:11:23,151
AAH! IT'S MOVING!
232
00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:26,455
ADAM, WHERE IS THE PAINTING?
233
00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:27,816
I DON'T KNOW.
IT SHOULD BE IN HERE.
234
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:28,988
I JUST THREW IT OUT
THIS MORNING.
235
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,459
OKAY, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
236
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:34,220
CAN'T DAVENPORT JUST GO
OFF TO JAIL FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
237
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,266
HEY! SCHOOL'S OVER.
238
00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:39,897
GO HOME AND MAKE
YOUR PARENTS MISERABLE!
239
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,130
PRINCIPAL PERRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
240
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,283
GETTING RID OF EXPIRED
CAFETERIA MEAT.
241
00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:47,135
IF YOU ASK ME,
IT'S STILL GOOD.
242
00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:49,277
MEAT'S ALWAYS EXPIRED--
IT'S DEAD!
243
00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:51,139
( disgusted gasps )
244
00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:53,281
I CAN'T BE HERE.
I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
245
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,053
GET ME OUT!
246
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:56,445
OH, MAN UP, MARY.
247
00:11:56,446 --> 00:11:59,246
THE MAGGOTS DON'T SET IN
UNTIL THE NOON SUN HITS.
248
00:12:00,951 --> 00:12:05,001
( insect buzzes )
249
00:12:04,995 --> 00:12:06,295
SO... ( chuckles )
250
00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:09,326
YOU GUYS ARE DUMPSTER
DIVERS LIKE ME, HUH?
251
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:13,199
NOPE, BUT THANKS FOR
THAT LITTLE GLIMPSE
INTO YOUR LIFE.
252
00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:16,343
YOU TWERPS ARE GONNA HAVE
TO DIVE ELSEWHERE.
253
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,036
I'VE ALREADY HAULED OFF
ALL THE GOOD STUFF.
254
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,338
FOUND THE PERFECT PAINTING
255
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,809
TO USE AS THE LAST OBSTACLE
ON MY GOLF COURSE!
256
00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,283
PAINTING?
PAINTING?
GOLF COURSE?
257
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:35,792
SO, THIS IS WHY YOU PICK
THROUGH THE TRASH?
258
00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:37,886
I KNOW THIS
MAY COME AS A SHOCK,
259
00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:41,458
BUT BEING A PRINCIPAL
ISN'T AS GLAMOROUS
AS I MAKE IT LOOK.
260
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,231
SO...
261
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,943
I'VE CREATED FOR MYSELF...
262
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:47,765
( Scottish accent )
A FANCY LITTLE COUNTRY CLUB!
263
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,897
WITH TRASH.
264
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,070
THAT IS GLAMOROUS.
265
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,482
YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF
A CADDY JOB, TINY WOODS.
266
00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:59,147
SO, THE TEE IS RIGHT THERE.
267
00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:01,079
I SHOOT THROUGH THE LIFE SAVER,
268
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,851
OVER TO THE SPEAKERS,
OFF THE BONGOS,
269
00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,213
THEN THE TENNIS RACKET,
270
00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,894
OVER TO THE VACUUM,
UP TO THE FAN,
271
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,117
OVER TO THE UMBRELLA,
INTO THE RAIN GUTTER,
272
00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:11,189
UP THE TREADMILL, THROUGH
THE HOLE IN THE PAINTING,
273
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,361
INTO THE HELMET.
274
00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:17,274
BACK IN MY GLORY DAYS,
I WAS ON THE PRO CIRCUIT.
275
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,897
GOTTA KEEP MY SKILLS SHARP.
276
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,470
OHH!
OHH!
277
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,214
GUYS, GETTING
THIS PAINTING BACK
278
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,806
IS GONNA BE A LOT MORE
DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT.
279
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,338
WHY DON'T WE JUST
GRAB IT AND RUN?
280
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,281
THE WOMAN IS HOLDING
A METAL CLUB,
281
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:36,253
AND I DON'T THINK
SHE'S AFRAID TO USE IT.
282
00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,416
( clears throat )
283
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,588
HEADS UP.
I'M MORE POWER
THAN ACCURACY,
284
00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:44,050
SO COVER ANYTHING YOU DON'T
WANT A GOLF BALL TO SMASH.
285
00:13:48,398 --> 00:13:50,358
Principal Perry:
WHOO!
286
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,144
AAHH!
287
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,166
UGH! CHIMP PICKLES!
288
00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:03,069
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE THIS COURSE A LOT EASIER?
289
00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:04,473
REMOVING THIS PAINTING.
290
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:07,124
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY JUNK!
291
00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:11,918
I WADED THROUGH BIOHAZARD WASTE
TO GET TO THAT.
292
00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:13,952
LOOK, PRINCIPAL PERRY,
THIS PAINTING IS OUR DAD'S,
293
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,534
AND ADAM ACCIDENTALLY
THREW IT AWAY,
294
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,325
BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
THAT WE GET IT BACK.
295
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:20,027
OH. I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T GIVE IT BACK.
296
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:22,160
IT HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
297
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,292
BUT YOU JUST FOUND IT.
298
00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:26,474
NOT TO ME. TO YOU!
299
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,866
( laughing )
PLAYING THROUGH!
300
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,441
WELL, LAST ROOM IN THE HOUSE
AND NO FORGED ART,
301
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,354
SO AS SOON AS
THOSE KIDS GET BACK
302
00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:40,476
WITH THAT ORIGINAL PAINTING,
I AM SCOT-FREE.
303
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,910
YOU KNOW,
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,
304
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,212
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH A GUY NAMED
SCOTT FREE,
305
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:45,923
AND IRONICALLY,
HE WENT TO JAIL.
306
00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,316
YOU TALK A LOT.
307
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:49,888
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
TALKS A LOT?
308
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,019
PEOPLE WITH
SOMETHING TO HIDE.
309
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,322
WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD
PROBABLY GO FIND
SOME OF THOSE.
310
00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:56,904
THIS HAS BEEN NICE.
311
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,166
WHAT'S THAT?
312
00:14:58,168 --> 00:15:00,468
THAT? THAT--
THAT IS A--
313
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:03,030
THAT'S A--
THAT'S A DOORBELL.
314
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,133
A DOORBELL?
YEAH.
315
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:06,144
INSIDE THE HOUSE?
MM-HMM, SURE.
316
00:15:06,136 --> 00:15:07,506
WELL, I MEAN I HAVE THE ONE
THAT RINGS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
317
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,977
THIS ONE RINGS OUTSIDE
318
00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:10,279
SO I CAN MESS WITH THE PIZZA
GUY WHEN HE COMES.
319
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,580
YOU KNOW--
BING-BONG, BING-BONG.
320
00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,192
I HATE PIZZA. ( chuckles )
321
00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,186
( mouths silently )
322
00:15:18,188 --> 00:15:19,918
( mouths silently )
323
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,952
YOU HAVE A SECRET ELEVATOR?
324
00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:25,364
'COURSE I HAVE
A SECRET ELEVATOR.
325
00:15:25,355 --> 00:15:27,625
WHO DOESN'T HAVE
A SECRET ELEVATOR,
RIGHT, LEO?
326
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,397
RIGHT! WE'RE--
WE'RE RICH.
327
00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:31,929
WE NEED TO BLOW
OUR MONEY ON SOMETHING!
328
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,461
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING,
DAVENPORT?
329
00:15:33,463 --> 00:15:35,943
NOTHING! NOTHING!
WE'RE NOT HIDING
ANYTHING, RIGHT, LEO?
330
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,165
RIGHT!
331
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,607
WELL, THEN, I GUESS
YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IF WE TAKE A LOOK.
332
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,309
NO, WE DON'T MIND
AT ALL, RIGHT, LEO?
333
00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:43,211
WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!
334
00:15:43,213 --> 00:15:44,713
Agent Ryker: LET'S GO.
335
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:51,018
GUYS, WE HAVE TO GET
THAT PAINTING BACK FROM PERRY.
336
00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:53,251
LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA.
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
337
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,594
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
338
00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,725
UGH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?
339
00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:00,127
LOOK, HOW 'BOUT
IF WE MAKE THIS SHOT,
340
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,560
YOU GIVE US THE PAINTING?
341
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,031
DONE.
342
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:05,343
BUT IF YOU MISS THE SHOT,
THEN YOU THREE HAVE TO CUT
343
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:08,195
ALL THE GRASS
IN THE FOOTBALL FIELD
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR...
344
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:09,468
DEAL.
345
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,399
...WITH THESE
MUSTACHE SCISSORS.
346
00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:15,282
WHY DO YOU HAVE
MUSTACHE SCISSORS?
347
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,975
WHY DO YOU ASK
SO MANY QUESTIONS?
348
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,509
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
349
00:16:21,511 --> 00:16:25,261
I DON'T PLAY COED.
I'M NOT A SAVAGE.
350
00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:27,285
THIS COURSE IS LADIES ONLY.
351
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,987
WHICH MEANS...
352
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,188
SHE HAS TO TAKE THE PUTT.
353
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,391
GOOD LUCK, SKIRT.
354
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,096
I-I'VE NEVER PLAYED
GOLF BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
355
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,169
DON'T WORRY. I'LL USE
MY MOLECULAR-KINESIS
356
00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:42,471
TO GUIDE THE BALL.
357
00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:44,672
QUIT YOUR MUTTER
AND GRAB YOUR PUTTER!
358
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,314
LET'S DO THIS!
359
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,524
( blows trumpet )
360
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,189
WOW! SHE P UT A CRAZY
SPIN ON THAT ONE, HUH?
361
00:17:19,809 --> 00:17:22,209
( laughs )
362
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:25,183
CHASE, WHERE'S THE BALL?
363
00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,115
IT MUST HAVE GOT
STUCK IN THE PIPE!
364
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:29,377
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!
365
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:31,649
( ball rolling )
HUH? OH.
366
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,721
UH-OH.
367
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,287
YES!
368
00:17:39,289 --> 00:17:41,229
( comical shrieks )
369
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:42,761
GET THE PAINTING!
370
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:53,568
♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE
LITTLE STAR ♪
371
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:58,083
♪ HOW I WONDER
WHAT YOU ARE ♪
372
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,407
IS THAT YOU SINGING?
373
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,310
YEAH. ( chuckles )
374
00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:05,082
IT'S NEW. THOUGHT
I'D SPICE THINGS UP
A LITTLE BIT.
375
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,824
IF YOU WANT A COPY,
I STILL HAVE 3,000 CDs LEFT.
376
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:14,260
I THINK I CAN SPEAK
FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY,
"WE'RE GOOD."
377
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:22,799
AND THIS IS MY ART VAULT.
378
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,242
SO YOU'RE NOT A FORGER,
BUT YOU HAVE A SECRET ROOM
379
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,305
FULL OF COPIED PAINTINGS.
380
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,637
THESE ARE ORIGINALS.
381
00:18:28,638 --> 00:18:30,308
THAT I BELIEVE.
382
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,810
IF YOU ASK ME,
383
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,291
THESE PAINTINGS
SHOULD HANG THEMSELVES.
384
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,186
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET HERE
WITH THAT PAINTING?
385
00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:39,448
I'VE BEEN TEXTING THEM.
386
00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:42,219
ADAM SAYS THEY'RE PLAYING
PUTT-PUTT WITH PERRY.
387
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,192
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
388
00:18:44,194 --> 00:18:46,364
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
389
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:49,426
WE HAVE TO DISTRACT
THESE AGENTS BEFORE
THEY FIND THE LAB.
390
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,199
ON IT.
391
00:18:51,201 --> 00:18:52,301
HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
NO.
392
00:18:52,302 --> 00:18:54,362
TWENTY QUESTIONS?
NO.
393
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:56,314
A POEM IT IS.
394
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,807
WHEN THE NIGHT TURNS
INTO DAWN,
395
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,369
LIGHTS, SHADOWS,
396
00:19:02,372 --> 00:19:04,472
A NEW DAY HAS BEGUN.
397
00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,824
HEY, I'VE GOT ONE
FOR YOU.
398
00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:09,716
"ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
399
00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,219
STOP TALKING."
400
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:13,782
OKAY, LOOKS LIKE
THIS ROOM'S CLEAR.
401
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:15,633
SINCE THAT'S THE LAST
ROOM IN THE HOUSE,
402
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:18,355
I GUESS THAT MEANS--
YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER FLOOR.
403
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,888
N-NO I DON'T.
404
00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,389
THEN WHAT WAS THAT
UNLABELED BUTTON
405
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,461
ON THE ELEVATOR'S
CONTROL PANEL?
406
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,843
THAT WOULD BE A QUESTION
FOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR,
407
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:29,235
AND HE IS NOT HERE TODAY,
RIGHT, LEO?
408
00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:31,899
I AM NOT GOING
TO JAIL WITH YOU.
409
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,371
YOU EITHER TAKE US THERE,
410
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,803
OR I'LL MAKE YOU
TAKE US THERE.
411
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:37,205
WE HAVE THE PAINTING!
412
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:38,207
HA! THEY HAVE THE PAINTING!
413
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,748
I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
414
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,180
I MEAN, THANK YOU
FOR COMING, OFFICER.
415
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,193
THIS PROVES
MR. DAVENPORT
IS INNOCENT.
416
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,355
PROVES.
WELL, I'LL BE THE JUDGE
OF THAT, MISS.
417
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,320
( beeping sound )
418
00:19:52,322 --> 00:19:54,762
KID'S RIGHT.
IT CHECKS OUT.
419
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:57,234
SORRY ABOUT
THE INCONVENIENCE,
MR. DAVENPORT.
420
00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,397
GOOD LUCK
WITH THE SINGING CAREER.
421
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,229
YOU'VE, UM...
422
00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:03,231
REALLY GOT SOMETHING.
423
00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,906
MY ALBUM'S AVAILABLE
ONLINE, SO...
424
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,838
WHAT'S AN ALBUM?
425
00:20:13,243 --> 00:20:16,293
THAT WAS CLOSE.
TOO CLOSE.
426
00:20:16,286 --> 00:20:18,286
THE FEDS WERE JUST ABOUT
TO DISCOVER THE LAB.
427
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:20,588
WE DIDN'T MEAN FOR
ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
428
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,420
THINGS JUST
GOT OUT OF HAND.
429
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,552
WE'RE REALLY SORRY,
MR. DAVENPORT.
430
00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:25,834
YEAH.
431
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,795
WE PROMISE WE'LL ALWAYS
TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
432
00:20:27,797 --> 00:20:29,257
YEAH.
433
00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:30,329
( sighs )
434
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,830
YOU'RE SELFISH,
YOU'RE BOSSY,
435
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,231
AND I WISH I DIDN'T,
BUT I LOVE YOUR VOICE.
436
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,006
MAN, I'M SO HAPPY
I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST.
437
00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:40,708
GIVE ME THAT.
438
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,383
IT'S DESTROYED.
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IT UP?
439
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,276
SO THAT EVERY TIME
YOU LOOK AT IT,
440
00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,378
YOU'LL REMEMBER
THAT YOU OWE ME
441
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,920
A MILLION DOLLARS.
442
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:03,590
AH. OKAY.
HERE'S THE SHOT--
443
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:04,893
OFF THE RAIL,
HIT THE ROCK,
444
00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:07,374
OFF THAT THING,
OFF THE POST,
OFF THE GUITAR,
445
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,767
OFF THE FRONT DOOR,
AND INTO THE UMBRELLA STAND.
446
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,799
NO WAY.
NEVER.
447
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,601
I NEED A SISTER.
448
00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:19,447
FORE!
449
00:21:22,452 --> 00:21:24,512
GOOD NEWS! I GOT
A NEW VON SCHTOPP!
450
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,655
( comical shriek )
451
00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:31,288
WHOA HO!
HOLE IN ONE! OHH!
452
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,634
AAAHHH!
453
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:40,768
AAAHHH!
454
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,613
♪ LAB RATS ♪
455
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,707
♪ LAB RATS ♪
456
00:21:58,388 --> 00:21:59,718
♪ LAB RATS ♪
457
00:22:01,691 --> 00:22:03,691
♪ LAB RATS ♪
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