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♪♪
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DID YOU GUYS SEE
THE YEARBOOK?
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EVERYBODY BUT ME GOT
A "MOST LIKELY TO..."
EVEN LEO!
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WHAT?
LET ME SEE THAT.
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"MOST LIKELY NEVER
TO GET A 'MOST LIKELY.'"
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I'M ON THE BOARD!
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WELL, THAT PROVES IT.
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I'M COMPLETELY INVISIBLE
AT THIS SCHOOL.
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CHASE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE,
I COULDN'T DO THIS.
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UHH!
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CHASE, JUST BECAUSE
YOU WEREN'T NOMINATED
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DOESN'T MEAN
YOU'RE INVISIBLE.
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OH, REALLY? YEAH?
WHAT'S THIS?
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"CHIP DAVENPORT."
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I'M A MISNAMED
QUESTION MARK!
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WUSSUP, SNOT-BUCKETS?
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DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP
FOR THE ANNUAL
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MISSION CREEK HIGH
TALENT SHOW.
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AUDITIONS ARE AFTER SCHOOL,
AND WILL BE JUDGED BY MOI.
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CHANCES ARE THAT
IF I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU WON'T GET THROUGH,
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AND I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU,
SO GOOD LUCK.
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TALENT SHOWS ARE WRONG!
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THERE ARE NO WINNERS OR LOSERS
IN CREATIVE EXPRESSION.
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STICK A PAINT BRUSH
IN IT, EMO SABE!
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I REFUSE TO STAND BY
WHILE THAT WOMAN
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CRUSHES THE ARTISTIC SOULS
OF OUR STUDENT BODY.
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I'M GONNA GO
SKETCH MY FEELINGS!
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HE IS SO TORTURED.
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ISN'T IT GREAT?
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THIS TALENT SHOW
IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
FOR ME TO BUILD MY FAN BASE.
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LEO, YOU DON'T HAVE
A FAN BASE.
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I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I HAVE TO BUILD ONE.
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WITH MAGIC!
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WELL, THAT IS
WHAT IT WOULD TAKE.
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NO. I GOT A MAGIC KIT
AND I'VE BEEN PRACTICING,
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SPECIFICALLY FOR
THE COMPETITION.
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A MAGIC KIT?
ISN'T THAT KIND OF LAME?
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THERE IS NOTHING LAME
ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING
OFF THE INTERNET
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TO MAKE FRIENDS.
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HELLO, LADIES. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE A CARD TRICK?
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OKAY, THIS IS YOUR CARD.
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MM-HMM... HEY,
WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAIR?
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BAM!
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SEE? MAGIC.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
MY PROBLEM IS?
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ALL OF MY TALENTS ARE BIONIC,
AND I CAN'T REVEAL
THEM AT SCHOOL.
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AW. BIONIC PEOPLE
PROBLEMS.
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HEY--
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GIVE ME THOSE CARDS.
COME ON, GIMME.
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WATCH THIS.
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HELLO, LADIES.
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PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.
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PUT IT BACK IN.
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IS THIS YOUR CARD?
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THIS ONE?
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THIS ONE? THIS ONE?
THIS ONE?
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BOOM.
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MAGIC.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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♪♪
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( gargling/singing
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" )
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( buzzer )
NEXT!
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DON'T YOU SPIT THAT OUT!
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YOU SWALLOW THAT
DISGUSTING PERFORMANCE!
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AHA!
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UGH! DOOLEY. NEXT!
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( buzzer )
COME ON, GIVE ME A CHANCE!
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AH, FINE.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
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THREE SOLID STEEL RINGS
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PASS RIGHT THROUGH EACH OTHER
TO BECOME INTERLOCKED.
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LOCKED SOLID, RIGHT? HMM?
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Perry: HO HO HO!
( applause )
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WOW! THAT WASN'T AWFUL!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE IN.
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( ding )
YES! FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
I'LL LEAVE WHILE I'M AHEAD.
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WHAT'S YOUR TALENT?
OTHER THAN HAVING
MY MIDDLE SCHOOL HAIRCUT.
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I AM THE SMARTEST MAN
TO EVER LIVE.
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( all scoffing, groaning )
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BREAK OUT YOUR ONLINE
DICTIONARIES, PEOPLE--
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I CAN SPELL ANY WORD.
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I GOT ONE FOR YA:
"SNOOZEFEST." HA HA HA!
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( all boo )
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NEXT!
( buzzer )
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NO! NO! I HAVE
ANOTHER TALENT!
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I CAN DO MAGIC!
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OH, NO, YOU CAN'T.
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WHOA-HO!
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Perry: WHOA!
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( amazed laughter )
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HA HA HA HA!
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YEAH!
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WOW! THAT WAS AMAZING!
( loud applause )
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DOOLEY, YOU'RE OUT.
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LITTLE DUTCH BOY,
YOU'RE IN!
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GREAT JOB, CHASE.
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HEY, MAYBE FOR
YOUR NEXT TRICK
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YOU CAN REMOVE THIS KNIFE
FROM MY BACK!
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I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO
PROTEST PERRY'S TALENT SHOW.
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SOMETHING THAT WILL
TAKE HER AND THE ENTIRE
ESTABLISHMENT DOWN!
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ARE YOU THINKIN'
WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
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LET'S...
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STORM THE SCHOOL!
BUILD A SCULPTURE!
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OF COURSE. A SCULPTURE.
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WE ARE SO IN SYNC.
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A SCULPTURE WILL SYMBOLIZE
HOW AUTHORITY
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SUFFOCATES CREATIVE
EXPRESSION.
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WE CAN PUT IT RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE ENTRANCE TO THE SCHOOL
WHERE EVERYONE WILL SEE IT.
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THE QUESTION IS:
WHAT DO WE MAKE IT OUT OF?
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UH, ICE?
NO.
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CLAY?
TOO OBVIOUS.
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PLASTER?
REALLY?
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Adam: BUTTER?
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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BUTTER.
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EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH BUTTER.
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( laughs )
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PROBABLY EVEN YOUR ART.
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BUTTER IS THE PERFECT SUBSTANCE.
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MILK IS FLUID,
LIKE CREATIVITY,
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BUT WHEN YOU JUDGE CREATIVITY,
YOU BEAT IT AND CHURN IT
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UNTIL IT BECOMES BUTTER
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CLOGGING THE ARTERIES
OF EXPRESSION!
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THAT WAS A LOT OF WORDS.
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ADAM, YOU WANT TO HELP ME
MAKE A SCULPTURE
OUT OF BUTTER?
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME THAT
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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WAIT! BUT I--
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA...
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DO SOMETHING TOGETHER!
( beep )
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Eddy: I GUESS SOMEONE
LIKES HIS ART MORE THAN YOU
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THANKS, EDDY.
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AND BY "SOMEONE,"
I MEAN OWEN.
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AND BY "YOU,"
I MEAN--
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I GET IT!
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OH, YEAH! OOH! YEAH.
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WHO'S THE MAN?
I'M THE MAN.
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HEY!
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YOU ABRA'D MY CADABRA.
YOU HOCUS'D MY POCUS.
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YOU ALI'D MY KAZAM.
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I WAS BEING BOOED,
AND I PANICKED.
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WHAT ELSE WAS I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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SUFFER! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SUFFER.
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LEO, I FINALLY FOUND
A WAY TO LOOK COOL
BY USING MY BIONICS,
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AND PEOPLE THINK IT'S MAGIC.
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HOW COULD I NOT
SHARE MY AMAZING GIFT
WITH THE WORLD?
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YOU'RE WELCOME, WORLD!
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MAGIC.
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WOW! AND I THOUGHT
I WAS THE BIGGEST JERK
IN THE ROOM!
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HE LAPPED ME!
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YOU KNOW, IF HE DIDN'T
HAVE HIS BIONICS,
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I WOULD STILL HAVE
MY PLACE IN THE SHOW.
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YEAH, IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOMETHING IN THE BOTTOM
OF DAVENPORT'S DESK DRAWER
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THAT YOU COULD USE TO
MANIPULATE HIS BIONICS.
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BINGO!
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BIONIC SIGNAL INTERRUPTER!
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SO THIS THING WILL INTERRUPT
CHASE'S BIONICS IN THE MIDDLE
OF HIS ACT?
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YOU BETCHA!
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OH, AND IF YOU FLIP IT OVER,
IT WILL ALSO SHAVE A CAT.
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BREE, YOUR BROTHER AND I
ARE SO IN SYNC.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU
WHAT WE'VE CREATED TOGETHER.
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DA-TA!
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I LOVE IT.
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YOU REALLY, UH...
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE A--
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OKAY, WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S PRINCIPAL PERRY.
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SHE REPRESENTS EVERYTHING
THAT'S WRONG WITH SOCIETY.
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TOTALITARIANISM
AND TRIGLYCERIDES;
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PERRY AND BUTTER.
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I RUBBED A PANCAKE ON HER.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE NEEDS?
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BIG HONKIN' GLASSES!
YES!
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YOU GET ME.
COME ON, LET'S GO
MAKE SOMETHING.
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WAIT. HE GETS YOU?
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HE'S BAFFLED BY
A TISSUE BOX.
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HOW DOES ONE KNOW WHEN
THE OTHER ONE'S GONE?
IT JUST POPS RIGHT UP.
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THAT'S IT.
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EDDY, CRANK UP THE HEAT--
FULL BLAST.
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BUT IF I DO, IT'LL MELT
THE BUTTER SCULPTURE,
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AND THAT WOULD BE...
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AWESOME!!!
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OKAY, NEXT UP WE HAVE
THE AMAZING CHASE,
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THE ONLY MAGICIAN
WHOSE MAGIC WAND IS
BIGGER THEN HE IS!
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( drum roll )
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( upbeat techno music playing )
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
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FOR MY FIRST TRICK,
I WILL MOVE THAT CHAIR...
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WITH MY MIND.
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( thunder crashes )
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LET'S SEE HOW AMAZING
CHASE IS NOW.
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( remote control beeping )
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AND...HMM!
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BOR-ING!
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BRING OUT THE GIRL
WHO LOOKS EERILY SIMILAR
TO A GIRAFFE!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!
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I DO: YOU STINK.
GET OFF THE STAGE
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BEFORE YOU INCUR THE WRATH
OF MY ROTTEN TOMATOES.
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( all boo )
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NO, NO, NO, NO! PLEASE!
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I CAN DO IT! I REALLY CAN.
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( grunting )
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( all laughing )
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(snickering)
THIS IS AWFUL!
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( distorted,
slow-motion laughter )
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( laughter continues )
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( beeping, whirring )
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GRRR!
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( distorted ) HEY!!!
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YOU WANT TO SEE ME
MOVE THAT CHAIR
WITH MY HEAD?
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I HOPE HE'S DOING
AN IMPRESSION,
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'CAUSE THAT VOICE SOUNDS
AN AWFUL LOT LIKE SPIKE.
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( growling, roaring )
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WOW! HA HA HA HA HA!
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YEP, THAT'S SPIKE.
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( applause )
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( growling )
WELL, THERE'S A FINE LINE
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BETWEEN ENTERTAINING
AND DISTURBING, AND...
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I THINK WE'VE CROSSED IT.
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SO LET'S TAKE
A BRIEF INTERMISSION.
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( growling )
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HI. UM, SPIKE,
I WAS WONDERING
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IF YOU COULD CHILL OUT
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AND LET WEAK LITTLE CHASE
POP BACK OUT BEFORE...
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PRINCIPAL PERRY--
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I DON'T WANT
TO CHILL OUT!
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I WANT TO RIP OUT
SOMEONE'S SPINE
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AND USE IT AS
A POGO STICK!
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OR...WE COULD PICTURE
A NICE, TRANQUIL FOREST
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FILLED WITH LEAPING GAZELLES,
WHILE YOU...
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HAVE A NICE CUP
OF SOOTHING TEA.
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( growling, roaring )
235
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,389
TASTY!
236
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,895
LEO, WHAT JUST
HAPPENED?
237
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:51,538
I...MIGHT HAVE DISABLED
YOUR MOLECULAR KINESIS,
238
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,371
BUT I ONLY DID IT
BECAUSE YOU CHEATED FIRST,
239
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,883
SO THERE, WE'RE EVEN.
MORE TEA?
240
00:12:57,547 --> 00:13:01,777
LEO, YOU MADE ME NERVOUS
AND TRIGGERED MY COMMANDO APP.
241
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,451
YOU TURNED ME INTO SPIKE!
242
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:06,093
YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU'RE BACK
TO GOOD OL' NERDY CHASE.
243
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,416
SO LET THIS BE A LESSON:
244
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:11,857
NO ONE STEALS
FROM THE MAGIC MAN.
245
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,322
( beeping, whirring )
246
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:20,166
( distorted )
WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME,
FRUIT FLY?!
247
00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:24,173
( growling )
248
00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:26,184
(quavery) HEY...
249
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:27,876
LOOK, EVERYBODY.
250
00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:29,108
SPIKE'S BACK.
251
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,054
( gasps )
BUTTER PERRY ESCAPED!
252
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:40,017
YOU CHECK THE BUS STATION,
I'LL CHECK THE PANCAKE HOUSE!
253
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,151
(mock innocent)
OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
254
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,256
I DON'T GET IT.
BUTTER DOESN'T MELT
AT ROOM TEMPERATURE.
255
00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:50,958
AND WE CAN'T REBUILD IT
IN TIME FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
256
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:53,261
HMM. TRAGIC.
257
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,835
OH, WELL, LET'S GO
SEE A MOVIE. COME ON.
258
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:01,309
Eddy:
SLOW YOUR ROLL, SHIRLEY!
259
00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,871
CHECK OUT THIS MOVIE!
260
00:14:03,874 --> 00:14:07,454
EDDY, CRANK UP THE HEAT--
FULL BLAST.
261
00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:13,581
BREE, HOW COULD YOU?
262
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:16,863
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU WERE
SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH ADAM,
263
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,926
I JUST GOT JEALOUS.
264
00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:21,158
SO YOU PURPOSELY
SABOTAGED ME?
265
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,971
I'M GONNA GO SKETCH
MY DISAPPOINTMENT.
266
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,995
WHEN HE'S DONE,
I'M HANGING IT UP
ON THE FRIDGE.
267
00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:35,953
( Chase growling,
roaring )
268
00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:43,909
GOODY. I LOVE IT
WHEN ALL THE EASY TARGETS
ARE GATHERED IN ONE PLACE.
269
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:46,194
THERE YOU ARE.
270
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:49,156
I HOPE THIS SIGNAL INTERRUPTER
WORKS ON SPIKE, TOO.
271
00:14:49,159 --> 00:14:51,089
( beeping, whirring )
272
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,003
( roaring )
273
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,901
TWIRL THAT, PRINCESS!
274
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,077
COME ON,
YOU PIECE OF JUNK!
275
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:10,939
( roaring )
276
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,048
AAAH!!!
277
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:31,528
IT'S LIKE THIS THING
IS AMPLIFYING SPIKE'S
BIONIC AGGRESSION
278
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,961
INSTEAD OF INTERRUPTING--
OH.
279
00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:36,114
( roaring )
280
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:51,319
SAVE A CUP,
SAVE THE PLANET!
281
00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:59,987
OWEN'S NOT
RETURNING MY CALLS.
282
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,090
HOW AM I GONNA
MAKE THIS UP TO HIM?
283
00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:04,632
LOOK, THE DAMAGE IS DONE.
BREE.
284
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:08,004
UNLESS YOU HAVE 28 POUNDS
OF DELICIOUS POPCORN TO
SOAK UP HIS BUTTER ART.
285
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:11,138
YES!
YOU DO?
286
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:16,551
NO. I MEAN,
WHAT IF WE BUILD OWEN
A NEW PROTEST STATUE?
287
00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:18,006
HOW?
288
00:16:18,008 --> 00:16:19,078
( whooshing )
289
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,712
WITH 28 POUNDS OF POPCORN.
290
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,664
SWEET!
291
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:30,186
BUT HOW ARE WE EVER
GONNA POP IT ALL BEFORE
THE TALENT SHOW ENDS?
292
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,460
OH, I GOT THIS.
293
00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:37,004
( popcorn popping )
294
00:16:38,028 --> 00:16:39,668
THAT'LL WORK.
295
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,084
HEY, BREE.
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
296
00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:50,107
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF DOODLING MY PAIN AWAY.
297
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,080
OWEN, I KNOW
YOU'RE MAD AT ME,
298
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:57,123
BUT HOPEFULLY THIS
GIGANTIC WASTE OF POPCORN
MAKES IT UP TO YOU.
299
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,691
ADAM! STOP LICKING
PRINCIPAL PERRY!
300
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:07,734
I CAN'T HELP IT!
SHE'S SALTY.
301
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,357
I'M REALLY SORRY THAT
I MELTED YOUR BUTTER SCULPTURE.
302
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:12,801
HER EYES!
303
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,742
THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!
304
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,035
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE STARING
DEEP INTO MY SOUL.
305
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,308
THEY'RE COOKIES.
306
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,512
I WAS SO UPSET.
307
00:17:24,514 --> 00:17:28,384
BUT...THIS GESTURE
IS MAKING MY HEART
MELT LIKE...
308
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,448
BUTTER?
NO!
NO!
309
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,381
( roaring )
310
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,363
( crashing )
311
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,785
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A SLAM PUNK!
312
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:38,727
( crashing continues )
313
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,830
NICE SPIKE.
314
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,331
GOOD SPIKE. SIT!
315
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,493
SPIKE, SIT!
316
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,295
( roars )
317
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,169
OH, HEY. DID I MENTION
SPIKE'S BACK?
318
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,254
OH!
319
00:17:56,246 --> 00:17:59,206
I SMELL BUTTER!
320
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,610
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS?
321
00:18:02,612 --> 00:18:03,752
I AM!
322
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,563
I LOVE IT!
323
00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,755
THE TALENT SHOW IS OVER!
324
00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,087
WE HAVE A WINNER!
325
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,818
NO!!!
326
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,860
( roaring )
327
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:17,866
Perry: NO!!!
328
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:22,199
HOW DARE YOU
DESTROY
329
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:26,442
THE MONA LISA THAT
WAS MY POPCORN BUST?!
330
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,108
( spits )
331
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,539
WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT,
SHOULDER PADS?
332
00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:37,515
EASY, BUTCH.
333
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,687
YOUR MOUTH IS WRITIN' A CHECK
THAT YOU CAN'T CASH.
334
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:43,320
OH, YEAH?
WELL, SANTA CALLED--
335
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,303
HE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'LL
BE MAKING TOYS THIS YEAR!
336
00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:49,256
(baby talk)
WHY BOTHER MAKIN' A DOLLY
337
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:52,159
WHEN I HAVE
MY OWN RIGHT HERE?
338
00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:55,372
OOH! THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE.
339
00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:58,805
WHERE'D YOU GET IT FROM,
YOUR CAT'S LITTER BOX?
340
00:18:58,808 --> 00:19:04,708
OHH-HO-HO. NOBODY
TALKS ABOUT MY CATS!
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
341
00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:07,784
BACK WHEN I WAS IN
THE TIJUANA LADIES
WRESTLING LEAGUE,
342
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,817
THEY CALLED ME
LA ROSA BONITA!
343
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:11,349
( roars )
344
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,721
AND WATCH OUT,
345
00:19:12,722 --> 00:19:14,882
BECAUSE I HAVE...THORNS!
346
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,727
ALL RIGHT, KITTY CAT!
347
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:21,489
READY TO TANGO?
348
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:22,661
MUST...PROTECT...
349
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,732
MY...STUDENTS!
350
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,904
PREPARE TO BE SUBDUED!
351
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,866
( both grunting )
352
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,905
COME ON. COME HERE.
353
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,580
( Chase grunting )
354
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,882
WAAA!
355
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,523
COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON.
356
00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,557
Chase: OOH!
HA HA HA HA!
357
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,189
( onlookers gasp )
358
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,826
GET HIM, PERRY!
359
00:20:01,371 --> 00:20:04,201
WHOA....!
HA HA HA HA!
360
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,683
WHOA!!!
361
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,735
WAA!
COME ON!
362
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,910
AH, HERE IT COMES...
HERE IT COMES...
363
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,482
AHH!
WHOA!
364
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:15,494
( all groan )
365
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,286
GIVE IT TO ME.
GIVE IT TO ME.
366
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:21,449
WHOO!
( applause )
367
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:22,891
COME ON. COME ON.
368
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:25,902
( whooshing )
369
00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:29,725
VIVA LA PERRY!!!
370
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,759
WAAAAA!!!
371
00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:35,713
OHHH!!!
372
00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:37,705
( grunting )
HA!!!
373
00:20:37,707 --> 00:20:38,907
UHHH!!!
374
00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:41,908
LA ROSA BONITA!
375
00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:44,441
AAAH!
376
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,884
WHY AM I BEING SMOTHERED
BY A FEMALE MEXICAN WRESTLER
IN A PANTSUIT?!
377
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,920
I'LL FILL YA IN LATER.
378
00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:04,291
( mock whimpering )
379
00:21:04,294 --> 00:21:05,804
( all laugh )
380
00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:08,035
(sarcastic) HA HA.
381
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:11,297
WELL, CHASE, YOU FINALLY
GOT WHAT YOU WANTED.
382
00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:13,771
YOU ARE NO LONGER
INVISIBLE AT THIS SCHOOL.
383
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,683
YOU'LL FOREVER BE KNOWN
AS THE KID WHO GOT PINNED
BY PRINCIPAL PERRY.
384
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,947
THANK YOU, LEO.
385
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:23,749
PINNED LIKE THE BUTTERFLY
ON THE SCIENCE TEACHER'S WALL.
386
00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:26,663
GOTCHA, LEO.
387
00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:30,656
YA KNOW,
IF BEING PINNED WAS A TALENT,
YOU WOULD HAVE WON.
388
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,890
( roars )
( screams )
389
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,292
SPIKE! SPIKE!
390
00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:39,566
AHH. THAT LITTLE TRICK
IS GONNA COME IN HANDY.
391
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,459
( boing )
392
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:12,901
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