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( grunting )
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WHOA.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GATHER UP.
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TODAY,
WE ARE GOING TO BE STUDYING
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ONE OF THE MOST TIME-HONORED
TRADITIONS IN JAPANESE CULTURE.
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OOH!
NUN CHUCK COMBAT?
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SAMURAI SWORD
FIGHTING?
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WRESTLING GINORMOUS
DUDES IN DIAPERS?
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WE WILL BE STUDYING THE GREAT
MARTIAL ART OF AIKIDO,
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THE KEY PRINCIPLE OF WHICH IS TO
DEFLECT YOUR AGGRESSOR'S ATTACK
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BY USING HIS OWN SPEED
AND STRENGTH AGAINST HIM.
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CAN WE JUST GET
TO THE PART WHERE
I OBLITERATE THEM?
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( ringtone )
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I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
UH, IT'S ABOUT MONEY.
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WHICH IS NOT
MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU,
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BUT IS A VERY CLOSE SECOND.
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HEY, ADAM,
ATTACK ME.
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OKAY. YOUR
HAIR IS STUPID,
YOU'RE SHORT,
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YOUR FACE IS WEIRD,
YOU'RE WEIRD.
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I MEANT HIT ME.
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OKAY, GOOD, BECAUSE THAT WAS
GOING TO BE A REALLY LONG LIST.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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ADAM IS TEN TIMES
STRONGER THAN YOU.
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DOESN'T MATTER.
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WITH AIKIDO, A WEAK OPPONENT
CAN DEFEAT A MUCH STRONGER ONE.
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AH, BUT WHAT IF
THE WEAKER OPPONENT
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FITS NEATLY INTO
AN OVERHEAD STORAGE BIN?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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JUST HIT ME.
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WHOA!
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( groans )
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AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT AIKIDO.
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OH, I GET IT.
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( grunts )
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( groans )
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BREE, THAT'S NOT AIKIDO!
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OH, REALLY?
MY BAD.
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( both grunting )
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( singsongy )
OH!
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CHASE, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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THE ANNUAL MISSION CREEK ROBOT
THROWDOWN IS COMING UP.
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LEO, FOR THE LAST TIME.
I'M NOT A ROBOT.
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I'M A MAN.
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ONE DAY, I'LL BE A MAN.
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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
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IT'S A COMPETITION WHERE
REMOTE CONTROL ROBOTS
FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
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HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
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LEO, THAT'S COOL AND ALL,
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BUT I'VE GOT WAY BETTER
THINGS TO DO THAN--
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THE GRAND PRIZE IS $500.
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AND I'M IN.
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YEAH!
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WHO'S THAT GUY?
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KEVIN STONE.
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THAT SMUG JERK
WINS EVERY YEAR.
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HE THINKS HE'S SO
MUCH BETTER THAN ME.
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SOUNDS LIKE HE IS
BETTER THAN YOU.
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
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SO I WAS THINKING...
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THAT IF THE TWO
OF US TEAMED UP
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AND BUILT A ROBOT TOGETHER
WE COULD TAKE KEVIN DOWN.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE'LL MAKE A PERFECT TEAM.
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I'M AN AMAZING ENGINEER,
A BRILLIANT DESIGNER,
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AND THE MOST INTELLIGENT
PERSON ON THE PLANET.
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AND YOU...
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ARE THE GUY WHO PICKED ME.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC
SUPER-HUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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NOW ALL IT NEEDS ARE LASER
CANNONS, FLAMETHROWERS,
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AND SATELLITE RADIO SO
WE CAN PUMP UP THE JAMS.
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LEO, THIS IS WHY YOU
ALWAYS LOSE TO KEVIN.
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YOU RELY ON FLASH WHEN
YOU SHOULD FOCUS MORE
ON SPEED AND STABILITY.
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GOTCHA.
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SO WHERE DO YOU WANT
THE FLAMETHROWERS?
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OOH, ARE YOU GUYS WORKING
ON A COMBAT ROBOT?
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( squeals )
YEP.
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WE'RE GETTING READY FOR
THE BIG ROBOT THROWDOWN !
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MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?
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SURE.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT,
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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YEAH, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE
ON TO SOMETHING HERE.
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CAN I MAKE ONE
SUGGESTION THOUGH?
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LET ME JOIN YOUR TEAM.
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I HAVE MADE A FORTUNE
DESIGNING STUFF LIKE THIS.
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AND IF I AM ON YOUR TEAM,
YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO WIN.
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FINE WITH ME.
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WHY NOT?
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YES!
I LOVE ROBOT COMPETITIONS.
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THEY REALLY BRING OUT
MY INNER GEEK.
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WOW, SO THERE'S
AN INNER ONE, TOO?
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CAITLIN,
THIS IS SO BORING.
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WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
GO TO A MOVIE?
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NO.
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YOGURT SHOP?
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NO.
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BUY MATCHING PINK CARS
AND RACE ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
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NO.
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OKAY, CAITLIN, WHAT
IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
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ALL YOU EVER WANT TO DO IS
HANG OUT IN MY LIVING ROOM.
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I GUESS I SHOULD TELL YOU.
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THE REASON I ALWAYS WANT
TO HANG AT YOUR HOUSE
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IS BECAUSE I KIND OF
HAVE A CRUSH ON ADAM.
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ADAM WHO?
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WAIT, WAIT,
MY BROTHER ADAM?
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EW, CAITLIN, NO.
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WHY NOT?
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COMPARED TO MY LAST
TWO BOYFRIENDS,
HE'S AN UPGRADE.
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FOR STARTERS,
HE'S REAL.
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OKAY, FIRST OFF,
ADAM'S NOT HERE.
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AND SECOND, THIS WHOLE THING
IS WEIRDING ME OUT.
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LET'S JUST GO TO THE MALL.
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WILL ADAM BE THERE?
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I'M JOKING.
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SORT OF.
I'M NOT.
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JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE,
I'M GONNA GET MY NEW JACKET.
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BACK IN A SEC.
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OH.
CAITLIN.
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YOU'RE HERE.
AGAIN.
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UH, BREE.
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DID I JUST--
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YEP, YOU DID.
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I GOTTA GO.
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BUT-- NO,
WAIT, CAITLIN!
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NO, C--
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OH!
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I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST USED MY
SUPER-SPEED IN FRONT OF CAITLIN!
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I TOTALLY BLEW
OUR BIONIC SECRET!
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE
FAR AWAY AND CHANGE OUR NAMES.
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QUICK, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF "ADAM DAVENPORT?"
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THAT'S YOUR NAME.
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I KNOW, I MEANT FOR CHASE.
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I'M GONNA BE STEVE GREENBERG.
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HEY!
WHA--
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YOU COMPLETELY
DESTROYED OUR ROBOT!
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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NOW IT'S TRUE.
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( laughing )
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( sighs )
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I'M STRIPPING IT FOR PARTS
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BECAUSE THERE WERE
SOME MAJOR DESIGN FLAWS.
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LIKE WHAT?
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WELL, FOR STARTERS IT SMASHES
WAY TOO EASILY. WATCH.
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SEE?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DO THAT!
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GUYS, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
YOU BUILD A BETTER ROBOT.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
I AM A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS.
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I'M A LEGENDARY THINKER.
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I'M A MAN WITH HAIR
THAT JUST WON'T QUIT.
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WE DON'T WANT YOU
HIJACKING OUR TEAM.
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LOOK, GUYS,
YOU KNOW HOW I WORK.
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I DON'T LIKE
SHARING THE SPOTLIGHT.
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I DON'T LIKE
LISTENING TO OTHERS.
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I'M A MAVERICK!
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WE'VE NOTICED.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE KICKING YOU
OFF OUR TEAM, MAVERICK.
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WHAT?
YOU, YOU'RE SERIOUS?
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( sighs )
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OKAY.
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FINE.
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STOP! NO! NO!
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OH!
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I LOVE RECYCLING DRIVES!
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LOTS OF BARRELS,
A GIGANTIC TIRE.
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BREE, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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PROBABLY NOT.
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DUH!
GIGANTIC TIRE BOWLING!
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ADAM! THAT IS NOT
WHY WE'RE HERE.
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IT'S WHY I'M HERE.
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JUST PUSH ME.
AND I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
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BUT THIS IS GONNA
WORK WAY BETTER THAN
TRASH BAG SKYDIVING!
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NO. ADAM. STOP.
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WE HAVE TO FIND
CAITLIN AND STOP HER
BEFORE SHE TELLS ANYONE.
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OKAY, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
SHE SAW YOU SUPER-SPEED?
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WELL, SHE WON'T RETURN
MY TEXTS OR CALLS.
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AND WHY ELSE WOULD SHE
HAVE RUN OFF LIKE THAT?
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MAYBE SHE SAW A SQUIRREL.
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ALWAYS GETS ME RUNNING.
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HI, CAITLIN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, UH, NOTHING.
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NOTHING AT ALL.
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I, UH, I--I-- BOTTLES!
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( sighs )
SEE?
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SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS!
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WE CAN'T LET HER
EXPOSE OUR SECRET.
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BUT MAYBE WE CAN GIVE
HER SOMETHING SHE WANTS
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IN EXCHANGE
FOR HER SILENCE.
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( gasps )
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A HAMSTER AND
A STRAWBERRY PIE.
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OR...
THERE'S A GUY SHE LIKES.
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AH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE
GOING WITH THIS.
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MAYBE WE CAN GET HIM
TO HANG OUT WITH HER
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AND THEN CONVINCE HER
SHE DIDN'T SEE WHAT
SHE THINKS SHE SAW.
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WAIT, SEE, SAW,
CARRY THE ONE.
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YEAH, THAT TRACKS.
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SO, WHO'S THE UNLUCKY GUY?
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YOU.
HUH.
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YU, THE JAPANESE
EXCHANGE STUDENT?
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NICE GUY, I CAN SEE
THAT WORKING OUT.
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NO, ADAM,
SHE LIKES YOU.
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OH, NO WAY,
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
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CAITLIN'S SUPER WEIRD.
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PLUS I'M NOT GETTING BETWEEN
HER AND THAT JAPANESE DUDE.
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I'LL PUSH YOU FOR TEN FRAMES
OF GIGANTIC TIRE BOWLING.
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YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
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CLEAR OUT PEOPLE!
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SHE'S BOWLING,
I'M ROLLING.
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WELL, I'D SAY
PUT ON A HELMET,
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BUT AT THIS POINT
I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS.
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LET'S DO THIS.
( pants )
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WHOA!
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REALLY, BREE?
A SEVEN-TEN SPLIT?
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ROLL ME BACK,
LET'S PICK UP THE SPARE.
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NEXT UP, THE COMPETITOR
WHO'S TAKEN HOME
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THE ROBOT THROWDOWN TROPHY
FIVE YEARS RUNNING.
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KEVIN STONE, AND HIS ROBOT,
THE MERCHANT OF MENACE!
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( cheering )
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YEAH!
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AND FINALLY, COMPETING
TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME,
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LEO DOOLEY, CHASE DAVENPORT,
AND THEIR ROBOT, JOSH.
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( cheering stops, murmuring )
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JOSH?
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I DIDN'T KNOW THE NAME
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.
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THE NAME IS
SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY.
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OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED--
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HOLD ON.
WE HAVE ONE MORE CONTESTANT.
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AND HE'S ASKED US
TO TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS.
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( music plays )
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00:10:46,677 --> 00:10:48,047
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
235
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,418
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR THE
MECHANIC WHO MAKES THEM PANIC,
236
00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:53,421
THE ROBOT FREAK
OF MISSION CREEK,
237
00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:54,893
THE INVENTOR WITH THE SPLEN--
238
00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:58,425
OKAY, I AIN'T
READING ALL THESE.
239
00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:02,928
HERE HE IS, DONALD DAVENPORT!
240
00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:05,674
IS THAT--
241
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,135
IT CAN'T BE!
242
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,337
Both:
IT IS.
243
00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,671
HEY THERE, GUYS.
SORRY I'M LATE.
244
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,983
BUT I WAS REALLY
BUSY BUILDING THIS!
245
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:19,777
( audience murmuring )
246
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,162
BEHOLD THE PREDARAPTOR!
247
00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:28,255
COMPLETE WITH HYDRAULIC
JAWS OF DEATH!
248
00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:31,889
BOOM!
( blows )
249
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,962
( laughing )
250
00:11:33,964 --> 00:11:35,934
IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, ELDERLY,
HAVE A HEART CONDITION,
251
00:11:35,926 --> 00:11:37,396
OR ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 13,
252
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,467
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
GO HOME NOW!
253
00:11:39,469 --> 00:11:40,829
( audience cheers )
254
00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:44,841
BET YOU WISH WE HAD
THE FLAMETHROWERS NOW.
255
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,053
HEY, GUYS.
256
00:11:55,045 --> 00:11:59,785
HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING
SO YOU WILL NEVER FORGET
YOUR FIRST ROBOT THROWDOWN .
257
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,191
"I GOT CRUSHED BY
THE DAVENPORT PREDARAPTOR?"
258
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:07,064
NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES!
259
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,001
Announcer:
OKAY, EVERYBODY.
260
00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,762
IT'S TIME FOR ROBOT THROWDOWN!
261
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,874
( cheering )
262
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:23,472
( chuckling )
263
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:26,375
( audience gasps )
264
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:41,228
Announcer: I THINK THIS BOT'S
DOWN FOR THE COUNT, FOLKS.
265
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,004
( chuckling )
266
00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:48,136
IT'S A METAL MASSACRE!
267
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,770
OW!
THAT ONE'S GOT TO HURT!
268
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,141
OOH!
THERE IT IS!
269
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:55,813
OH, ANOTHER ONE BITES
THE DUST TO JOSH!
270
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,151
WHOO!
271
00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:05,194
( laughing )
272
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,220
YEAH!
273
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:16,295
OH!
274
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,071
HA HA!
275
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,144
( grunting )
OH!
276
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:27,306
( crying )
277
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,137
Announcer: THE PREDARAPTOR
TAKES DOWN ANOTHER ONE!
278
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,979
YOU JUST GOT PRESCHOOLED!
HA!
279
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:38,215
OH! YES!
YES!
280
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,848
TEAM JOSH ADVANCES
TO THE SEMIFINALS TO TAKE ON
281
00:13:41,852 --> 00:13:46,032
KEVIN STONE
AND THE MERCHANT OF MENACE!
282
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,226
( cheering )
283
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,858
HEY, GUYS.
284
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:52,561
I REALLY HOPE
YOU BEAT HIM.
285
00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:54,002
YOU DO?
286
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:58,244
YES. SO I CAN DESTROY
YOU IN THE FINALS!
287
00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:03,139
♪ YOU'RE GOING DOWN
YOU'RE GOING DOWN ♪
288
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,953
♪ YOU'RE GOING DOWN
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
289
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,148
DO I REALLY
HAVE TO DO THIS?
290
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,020
HEY, I JUST
TIRE-BOWLED A 250.
291
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,222
YOU'RE NOT
BACKING OUT NOW.
292
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:14,123
( sighs )
293
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,086
HEY, CAITLIN.
294
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,257
AHH!
295
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,330
WHOA.
296
00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:22,961
JUST WANT TO TALK,
297
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,393
SO YOU DON'T
HAVE TO FREAK OUT.
298
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:25,644
FREAK OUT?
299
00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:28,865
I'M TOTALLY RELAXED.
300
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,368
SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU
WANTED TO HANG OUT SOME TIME.
301
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,082
AND TRUST ME,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES.
302
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,205
YES!
303
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,576
YOU DID JUST HEAR
THAT LAST PART, RIGHT?
304
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,078
HEY, WHY JUST HANG OUT
SOME OF THE TIME,
305
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,082
WHEN WE CAN HANG OUT
ALL THE TIME?
306
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,324
STARTING TONIGHT!
307
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:47,915
OH, BUT I WAS GONNA GO TO
THE ROBOT THROWDOWN FINALS.
308
00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:51,158
UH, ADAM, THERE ARE TWO OF US
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP NOW.
309
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:53,061
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.
310
00:14:55,025 --> 00:14:56,325
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
311
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,326
NOW, I DON'T HAVE
TO HIDE BEHIND TREES
312
00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:01,528
WHEN I FOLLOW YOU HOME
FROM SCHOOL EVERY DAY!
313
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:08,344
AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR OUR SECOND SEMIFINAL MATCH.
314
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:10,038
THE WINNER WILL
ADVANCE TO THE FINALS
315
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:14,640
AND TAKE ON DONALD DAVENPORT
AND HIS PREDARAPTOR.
316
00:15:14,644 --> 00:15:16,654
THAT'S ME, EVERYBODY!
THE T-SHIRT GUY.
317
00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:17,646
SO...
318
00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:19,317
( audience booing )
319
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,651
ROBOTS, TAKE YOUR STARTING
POSITIONS, PLEASE.
320
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,700
( cheering )
321
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,344
THEY'RE CIRCLING,
FEELING EACH OTHER OUT.
322
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:43,240
THE MERCHANT
HAS JOSH ON THE ROPE.
323
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:49,648
OH!
324
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,321
LOOK AT THAT BOT
BOB-AND-WEAVE!
325
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:04,388
NOW JOSH HAS THE MERCHANT
ON THE ROPES.
326
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:05,304
( cheering )
327
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,136
FIVE TIME CHAMP,
KEVIN STONE, IS OUT!
328
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,970
WHOO! YES!
YES!
WE WON!
329
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,213
WE WON!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
330
00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,345
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
331
00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:17,346
HI.
332
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:20,607
UM, GOOD MATCH,
KEVIN.
333
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,010
YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT,
334
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:23,512
AND, UH,
A STRONG ADVERSARY.
335
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,055
BECAUSE I CONSIDER MYSELF
A GOOD SPORTSMAN,
336
00:16:27,057 --> 00:16:29,257
I'LL WAIT UNTIL
AFTER YOU LEAVE THE ARENA
337
00:16:29,259 --> 00:16:31,059
TO LAUGH,
POINT, AND GLOAT.
338
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,262
BUT I WON'T!
339
00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:34,263
YOU LOST!
340
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,774
Both:
WE WON! YOU LOSE!
341
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:38,465
WE WON.
THAT ROBOT.
342
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,700
( doorbell rings )
343
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,001
OH, GREAT.
344
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,472
CAITLIN'S
AN HOUR EARLY.
345
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,114
( pounding on door )
346
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,036
Caitlin: IT'S CAITLIN!
347
00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:49,238
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
348
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:51,309
I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICES!
349
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,441
( pounding continues )
350
00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:55,012
NO, SIT DOWN.
351
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,454
( pounding continues )
352
00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,448
OH, HI.
353
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,451
HI, CAITLIN.
354
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,403
CAN YOU LEAVE?
I WANT TO HANG WITH ADAM.
355
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:07,325
YEAH, SURE.
JUST WANTED TO SAY--
356
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,327
NOW, BREE.
357
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:13,299
RIGHT.
I'LL GO.
358
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,335
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
359
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,306
I BROUGHT FIVE MOVIES.
360
00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:19,408
I HOPE YOU LIKE
DOCUMENTARIES
361
00:17:19,409 --> 00:17:22,469
ABOUT POLISH NUNS WHO
PAINT WITH THEIR TOES.
362
00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:25,422
LOOK, CAITLIN,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU--
363
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:29,275
YES, THE ANSWER IS YES!
364
00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:33,119
LOOK, I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT WHY YOU
RAN OUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
365
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:35,393
I THINK THERE WAS
A MISUNDERSTANDING
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW.
366
00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,125
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
367
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:38,487
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
368
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:41,458
I'M LIKE, TOTALLY BLIND
WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
369
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,761
Bree and Adam:
WHAT?
370
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,473
YEAH, I WASN'T WEARING THEM,
371
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,095
BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID
IF YOU SAW ME,
372
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:48,767
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DORK.
373
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:49,768
( laughs nasally )
374
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,069
SO WHY DID YOU RUN OUT?
375
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,382
I GOT FLUSTERED WHEN
I HEARD YOUR VOICE.
376
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,845
JUST LIKE THIS
MORNING AT SCHOOL.
377
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:58,546
BUT THAT WON'T
HAPPEN ANYMORE,
378
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,408
'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY
COMFORTABLE AROUND YOU NOW.
379
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:04,753
LOVE ME!
380
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:08,494
WAIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
381
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,518
I MISSED THE ROBOT
THROWDOWN FOR THIS?
382
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,420
LUCKY YOU, HUH?
383
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,533
WOW, YOU MUST BE FEELING
THE PASSION TOO.
384
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:17,766
YOUR EYES ARE REALLY RED.
385
00:18:28,878 --> 00:18:30,738
WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
386
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:34,110
UH, I WAS SMOKING A TURKEY.
387
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,123
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY GLASSES?
388
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,186
UH.
389
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:40,749
HMM, OOPS.
390
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,290
FOUND 'EM.
391
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:44,422
GUESS YOU BETTER GO HOME
AND GET SOME NEW ONES.
392
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,534
WAIT!
OUT YOU GO.
393
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,625
JUST LET ME TELL ADAM--
394
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,901
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
395
00:18:52,902 --> 00:18:54,902
DON'T START THE MOVIES
WITHOUT ME!
396
00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:01,237
GENTLEMEN,
TAKE YOUR STARTING POSITIONS.
397
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,584
IT'S TIME FOR ROBOT THROWDOWN!
398
00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:09,878
AND HURRY THIS UP.
399
00:19:09,879 --> 00:19:12,449
I GOTTA GET THIS SUIT
BACK TO THE FUNERAL HOME.
400
00:19:21,191 --> 00:19:23,431
HA HA HA HA HA!
401
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:38,306
( laughing )
402
00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:43,712
WHOA!
403
00:19:43,713 --> 00:19:44,783
( grunts )
404
00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:47,616
WHOA!
405
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:50,889
Audience:
OH!
406
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,590
GOTCHA!
407
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:55,574
WHOA!
408
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:56,965
( Donald laughing )
409
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:00,528
I WISH YOU GUYS HAD
BUILT A BETTER ROBOT,
410
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:04,570
SO YOUR PAIN
WOULD LAST LONGER!
411
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,805
LET'S DO THIS.
412
00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,238
( grunts )
413
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,491
( slow motion )
NO!
414
00:20:24,494 --> 00:20:26,704
YES! WE DID IT!
YEAH! WHOO!
415
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:28,696
Both: YES!
Donald: NO!
416
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:30,958
IT'S ALL OVER!
417
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,900
JOSH TAKES THE TROPHY!
418
00:20:32,902 --> 00:20:36,672
THE ROBOT WITH
THE STUPID NAME WINS!
419
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,236
YES!
420
00:20:39,909 --> 00:20:41,239
YEAH!
421
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,810
WHERE'S YOUR T-SHIRT NOW?
422
00:20:42,812 --> 00:20:44,942
OH, HA HA,
VERY FUNNY.
423
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,284
VERY IMPRESSIVE,
GUYS.
424
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:47,346
HOW'D YOU
FIGURE THAT OUT?
425
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,817
THE PRINCIPLES OF AIKIDO.
426
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:51,818
WE USED YOUR OWN MOMENTUM
AND FORCE AGAINST YOU.
427
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:55,591
SO THE STUDENTS
SCHOOL THE TEACHER.
428
00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:57,355
VERY WELL PLAYED.
429
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,427
THANK YOU.
430
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,428
IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO SAY THAT.
431
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:03,330
BUT APPARENTLY,
A LITTLE MAN CAN TOO.
432
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:06,744
YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE
SHORTER THAN ME, RIGHT?
433
00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:09,366
♪ HE JUST WENT DOWN ♪
434
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,769
♪ YOU JUST WENT DOWN ♪
435
00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:18,545
SO, I THINK I FINALLY
GOT CAITLIN OFF MY BACK.
436
00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:19,648
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
437
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:21,649
WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN
AND A CROWBAR?
438
00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:23,011
NOPE.
439
00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:26,292
I JUST HELPED HER REALIZE
WHO HER REAL TRUE CRUSH IS.
440
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,285
WHO?
441
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,386
( groans )
442
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,288
LEAVE ME ALONE!
443
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,319
DON'T RESIST ME,
BOOKWORM!
444
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,774
AW, HE FINALLY GOT A GIRL
TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.
445
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,427
( sighs )
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